/nzg/ - The New Zealand General

dole? i'm a hard working student braj

dunedin lasses?

They don't exist

i bet. im "workin" now. hows student life brah

Hey hey hey, guess what?

nothing.

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sucks, i'm so fucking sick of being poor all the time
can't wait til it's over. i'd throw in the towel is it didn't mean i'd just wasted 15k

boring...

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dude i work near 80hrs a week sometimes and im still struggling:(

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what do you do? you should be pulling at least a grand a week after tax even on a shit wage

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i pull about a grand after tax on 40hrs but i have bills out the wazoo fml... so i spend all my free time working too. i build/fix performance/race cars etc

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What the fuck kind of bills you have?

it because i from Russia?!
how dare you!

By the way guys, how's weather7

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I have several bastards.

this was your pizza dia

sounds like a mean job and decent pay, how can you be struggling?
you smoke meth or something?

Your fault.

rent(which is like 500) and a wife and kids which suck the rest of it along with my fucking soul. then all the rest of the shit i have to pay for. god you think you hate your life lol

Wife doesn't work?

They all claimed to be on the pill, I was tricked. It's not my fault that women desire my seed.

lol nah never touched meth... i smoke weed though but i get that pretty much for free

At least you're not on your own with a kid though.

if in doubt, wrap yo spout

lol thats a good one

this is now a cuck thread

hitler night

sucks about your unwanted children
are you a good dad?

hook up the pretty much free weed braj mahal

Hitler did nothing wrong

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steel that one

good meme Cred Forumsrother chan. ha ha ha
it's ironic that people who try so hard to be edgy but just end up conforming to the hivemind of the /edgeboiz/

lol theyre not unwanted, theyre good lil cunts but my wife on the other hand....

mah man. absentee fathers get my back up.

>le hitler did nothing wrong meme
kys

yeah made me wet too

great story oracle you come across as a right fag post some or not we do not care

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Draw stuff, go.

Gayve musgayne really is Hitler

G'dye might!

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lol. yeah the only reason im still there is for the sake of my boys. not like i get anything from her.. might have to get me a hooker or something

Beautiful, who is that?

N8's mum

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wait you still with her?
get outta there man, you might think having single parents will fuck your kids up but having them learn about love from a loveless relationship will fuck em up way worse.

Can not say

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youre right man... its complicated, i will figure it out hopefully

toni foster

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go to bed dj gordon

yeh i feel ya it's easy to type it up, not that easy to actually do
good luck mayn

cheers cuzzy brah... lifes a fookin bitch m8

Get a new main

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doug was my first nickname

Any Cred Forumsros go to Otago uni? Is it any good? Hows it living there?

Planning on going next year.

sister's there. sounds pretty wild, i'd only go if you're into partying

Met this 18 year old who wants to fuck. I'm quite a bit older. What do?

post pics of sister

kek get real

how much older?

posted last night, think its DG

anyone been watching designated survivor?

who is DG?

who's got the georgia payne nudes?

around 10 years

fuck yeah do it.
will friends and family flip if they find out? will they find out?

They'd flip. But they won't find out. My wife might kill me.

you hot?

Any got katy bonner nudes

This 18yo thinks so.

Kaity bonner nudes any one?

Anyone seen those 'Quagmire for mayor' signs in Porirua.

need proof

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Yo id fuckin eat that for real

I'd make it for ya.

But /k/ taught us never to eat 4chen food

lol wife? got kids?
don't do it then man

Um.. I asked her, she said yes I am.

kek

Dunedin reporting.. not a lots happened today. Police/Fire/Ambo scanners are pretty dead at the moment.

University Of Auckland
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theres a fella in compsci labs who goes on Cred Forums heaps, you on tonight bro?

So if I'm not hot, at least my humour is dry af

just think 3m that's the answer

Well I like to bake so you safe fam.

Holy fuck I think that's me

That's no guarantee that you won't cum in the food though

did you have a scarf on today?

eh you gotta be cute AND funny
It would a lot take a lot of work for me to squirt all over me cakes

how are you with fukkeneggs?

ya lost me.

>unfounded claims of vagina

A double whammy!

yes

We all know who I am. Get with it

I made dis doe

doxx'd :^)

løl

no nudes in these threads anymore?

were over on Vola

I am not erect.

link

>going on Cred Forums in public
embarrassing

>muh sekret klub
fuck off, nerd

I'm probably who you think I am kekels

not was I was implying but whatever erkel

Is he as ugly as I imagine him to be?

lol everyone in your life knows you go on Cred Forums? you must hang out with some filth mayn

anyone could be anyone and no-one would ever know.
nice cake though.

lol you must think that Cred Forums is some crazy scary XD website

think autistic elliot rodgers

The supreme gentleman had style for days, take that back.

Anyone have pics or vids of Rosie Mayston from Wellington? There were vids of her getting fucked going around a while back.

you still up? i'm at otago

_sV2DT

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Anyone have Danielle Hansen's nudes? There are some bids of her fucking herself with an impulse can floating round too

no one is saying what you're thinking

Any Palmerston North kekkers around?
PN Cred Forumsro reporting in.

no one is saying what you're thinking

Tala was good looking back in the day.
Had some friends that went to school with her.

straight up no one i know in real life knows that i go on Cred Forums every now and then.
the consensus for people who do know it actually exists is that its full of fucked up autistic nerds, so i generally dont tend to let people know i use it. reddit on the other hand

only the closest friends of mine know i browse Cred Forums.

You shouldn't let other people get your kicks for you.

only my other 1 other friend that browses Cred Forums knows i browse chan

what even is context?

yeah i think i've talked about Cred Forums and Cred Forums in general, but not much apart from just simply acknowledging that it exists and some dodgy shit goes on every now and then. i dunno, to be browsing Cred Forums in a lab or in public is pretty weird to me

i've never done it publicly.. fuck that.

It's just a Dylan lyric I thought was appropriate to this whole 'should other people know you browse Cred Forums' discussion that seems to crop up endlessly.

pn reporting in

Anyone know what the car scene is like in wellington? Gonna be driving my 350z down there for the weekend

special interest boards are fine, but browsing a NSFW board prone to porn/gore is sort of questionable

lot of drags in the low income areas

Not a local, but I haven't heard much about it
Based Nissan fam though

i'm really only ever on Cred Forums or Cred Forums... that and it's blocked at my course so.

My boy. Glad to see PN isnt a one man chan.

shit man last time i was in welly was on a roadie in a 350z
i never see anything nice when i'm down there though, streets are too tight and windy to have much fun

any hamilton people around?

Guess ill just go cruising at night and see what i run into

Was hoping there would be something like how quay street in Auckland is

We meet on Mt Vic, 73' Challenger, Hang around the back of the pack and you'll end up on one hell of a ride.

I got a 350gt in hamilton, meet you for the drive down? :D

Maybe you should get off Cred Forums and fucking rub her or take her out you useless beta.

Chch reporting in. Anyone want some nudeys of my gf? Shes up in Auckland.

where is Alister Kyle?
do I have to pay you a visit at 12 Grigor St

Go for it

Aw mint, will check out, introduce yourself if you see me, white 350z with cruiZing sticker on driver side

Im actually going to be leaving this morning, gonna stop near horopito for a day or 2 to check out the wreckers known as "smash palace" hoping to find sone parts for my 1932 hilman minx

yep, and maybe her number too?
i'm in akl, i'll tell her you said it's ok

Different user here, but smash palace is dope. You been before?

Aite

Youre funny user.

I have over 100 screenshots but problem is most of them exceed the upload size limit

Post em if you've got em lads.

smash palace and pick a part are mint

This is one of my faves.

cute tits!

>open in paint or photoshop
>save as .jpg
>post

Just once when i was younger but dont really remember it, we've been trying to get in touch with them to see if they have any hilman minx stuff but they aren't responding so since I'm going down to wellington anyway figured I may as well check it out. Gonna bring my camera gear aswell hopefully get some cool photos.

On my phone, so no. Cbf. I do have far more on my laptop though.

Aren't they amazing? Only a C but because she's so tiny they look bigger. Perfect handful.

I'll keep my eyes open for yah, Im usually out till 1 before I shoot over to Wainui to drop a skid down the main drag.

Anyone got any kapiti nudes?

more full body shots? maybe with some ass?

>daddy
You people disgust me.

I'll see what I got. You have anything worth sharing?

Hey man, just because you aren't into it doesn't mean nobody else can be. Vanilla sex lives are shit. Be freaky, be explorative. You'll be happier and your relationships will last longer.

Also I love hearing her moan 'daddy daddy daddy' when I pound her. Really works for me.

Took this one myself when she came down for a few days. Cant wait till I'm done studying.

not really sorry. all either too identifiable or in external hard drives, and i'm in bed
have this old bingo pic of a big ass bag of shrooms

Her fb says shez from there

Ive always wanted to try shrooms..

Not a bad haul bro. You lurk shoomery?

It's an incest fantasy. It's fucking weird. I dumped a chick because she wanted to call me daddy. I have a child and it's sick. You're sick. You need to stop her calling you daddy immediately or I will molest you.

nah just the psilocybe aotearoa fb page, started it with a couple mates but i've since deleted fb. just have a ghost account now that i use for groups.

this is pretty much everything i got last season.

where you from man? they grow everywhere between may/june - august

what kinda freaky shit do you get into man?
have you ever tried doggy-style? it's pretty crazy

What's some good shit to watch on netflix? I'm running out of shows.

Dunedin re-reporting.

just been to McDonalds and back.. fucking great life decisions.

Missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

that and memes. i love drawing homer simpsons face on my gfs pubic mound so it looks like he's sucking me off.

Bro, where was the invite?

how was the dogpile tonight?

Didn't know anyone was keen.. i just wanted to get there and back home as fast as i could, being a restricted driver and all..

pretty fucking empty to be honest.

Who doesn't?

We always keen, bruv
>restricted
What do you drive? Do I know you?

my guess is that you do if you are who I think you are.. nissan primera.

do you dunners boys actually meet up at maccas? i thought that was a meme

I think thats the difference between you and me. Neither me or my girl see it as an incestual thing, which I discussed with her before getting into it (I'd been a dom before, but not a daddy. She was a little once). I would never call her my daughter or anything of the likes, and she doesn't see me as a father figure. She sees me as someone to care for her and look after her, which yeah you could argue is like a father, but its still not. Also, mondo daddy issues on her part, but whatever. Ive never gone for normal girls.

Living in chch atm but I'll be in auckland by then. How long do they stay in the system? Work drug tests.

Ah, don't know you. My bad.
Yeah, all too often. We're borderline normies at this point

i always thought it was a meme too.. never been there when the other Cred Forumsros are there though.

to be fair we've probably seen eachother around somewhere.

ayy lmao poo peeland btfo

from /cric/

yep you can definitely get them in chch, not sure where though i'm up north
in the system a few days max. you ever done any other psychs?

>Ive never gone for normal girls
No kidding. She has PINK hair wtf! CRAAAAZY

A chick calling her partner daddy is common and normal as fuck. Don't think you're some kind of kinky snowflake.

Also how can I say no to this body.

Nah, it's legit. It's just the same usual people though. And I dunno. I don't know any Primera's here. I've got an R32, but that's super non-specific kek

2011 wc final=most rigged sports event of the century

Not calling myself a snowflake, I'm just saying I tend to gravitate towards girls with issues, whether it be they were raped or they have daddy issues or they have depression or they're just batshit crazy.

The crazy ones are always freaks in the sack though.

7/10 body, not curvy enough for me

dunno if i'd come down and join in one night... yeah didn't think you'd know me, there's someone else here that does know me but i dunno if he's on here tonight.

Just weed speed coke and pingers

faggot

I may have something on my phone for you user

fuck yeah try some psychedelics. careful buying 'acid', theres a lot of fake shit out there now

We just cop a feed and talk shit for a bit, plus or minus cruising. You're more than welcome to, but >meeting people from chan, etc

You see, even though my current girl is under 45kgs, i also appreciate curves on the right lady.

Show pics with your dick in her.

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bi, post pics

sweet, why not?

Mate been trying to get a hold of them for so long. My mate in welly just got a good hookup though so might try some over christmas

yeah, i'd probably come down and see the local Cred Forumsros. isn't it normally at 11:30pm?

i've got her nudes if anyone wants moar

nbomb is so ludicrously cheap that a lot of people get blinded by dollar signs

that's what i'm talkin bout. so soft.

yeah sure why not

Obviously we do.

Yeah, South D
Jump in chat or some shit on a weekend and see if it's happening or not

Got none that meet file size reqs

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Crop. All phones have this functionality these days. So does MSPaint.

the tinychat? and yeah i know south d maccas, was planning on going to visit when y'all were there ages ago but never got around to it.

You underestimate my laziness. Also its nearing time for me to sleep. Work in the morning etc etc.

I see. You've never actually fucked her. You just have nudes of some chick.

got a kik? could suss something

ahh, the ol' dollar signs. so shiny.

I am eating K-Bar chocolate. The green is the best.

Yeah, man. Ah, well come along some time

agreed

Shall do.. probably this weekend.

Im sick and tired of seeing people around me get manipulated by lies and misinformation online, such as shitty 'journalism' and snakeoil scams.

Its even gotten to the point where I have to defend Donald fucking Trump from American facebook friends, even though I don't like him, because people are believing in bullshit anti-Trump articles that are blatantly lying about facts.

Meanwhile my mother is buying into spiritual bullshit and crystal healing stones, spending hundreds of dollars on pills that don't work and getting conned into pyramid scheme nonsense.

I feel like fucking crap.

bbc.com/future/story/20160323-why-are-people-so-incredibly-gullible

So maybe stop giving a fuck about what other people think. You can't change people.

Rip, no car this weekend

Dude think what you want. One of the photos I posted is a photo I physically took myself. See . That same night I took videos of her sucking my dick and me fucking her, which are sitting on my phone, which I'm gonna go jack it to before I go to sleep.

Start this thread tomorrow and maybe I'll be bothered to do it. Until then, I'll leve the rest of you fuckers with this.

Night anons.

I love going to the dunedin central Maccas late at night. I remember coming back from rabbit shooting, someone commented on my camo clothing, one thing led to another and i gave someone a dead rabbit.

Just not a fan of the loud obnoxious drunk youngsters on friday nights.

Meh, she seems like she has an ugly face. My wife is hotter.

Watched a guy go through drive-thru at North D with two pigs strapped to the back of the ute. Cashier came face to face with them, her look was priceless kek

lmao that sounds like the typical night at the Central Dunedin Maccas. there's always something happening there.

fuck where you at could grab you on the way

haha probably a vegetarian

I wish I didn't give a fuck. I need to learn how to not care but it is quite difficult, especially since these things are so difficult to ignore because it is everywhere.

That's where you're wrong

Kek, this reminds me. Was in the car with my son and pulled up at the lights behind this car with a pig in the back. Son says "Daddy look Pumba is asleep in the car"

It was that day he learned about the food chain and why Pumba is delicious.

haha gg

Get off facebook. It's only for middle aged women and ads these days.

Why yo gotta be a dick user. Cant you juat appreciate the nudes without trying to call her ugly or say that your whatever is better looking? Easy enough to see she has a nice body. Its not a contest.

Stop being so fucking insecure.

Also until you post pics of your wife as proof, my gf is hotter by default. Its the rules. Something is better than nothing.

On the hill. Could skip down to the Octy or something though, or cop a lift elsewhere if you're not keen
Fucking kek
Pumba tasty as fuck, your boy did some learning

That's where I'm right. People don't change.

Because I don't give a shit, and am trying to deter you from posting in the future. Nudesfags are cancer and you're a faggot whose upset by some casual shitty trolling.

>on the hill
which hill dunedin is almost surrounded by them lmao

Even if you present someone with hard facts, they would probably adhere even more to their closely held beliefs. When people have an emotional bond with an idea, nothing reasonable can change them. The fact that some people can even manage to have an emotional bond to an idea shows that they are alreasy predispositioned to thinking irrationally, therefore correcting someone on one issue wont change much.

Makes me think of conversations ive had with a very emotional feminist on the Otago University campus. In the end, there was a lot of yelling coming from the fat pig as well as the classic "numbers don't matter, why are you so obsessed with statistics".

Being specifically non-specific, man. Nah, out toward KV, dunno what you call it

Why are you so obsessed with facts and proof? My feelings are what's important. I feel like all men are rapists so therefore they are, why can't you understand this?

I get so jealous of pig hunters. Such a fun way to hunt. Getting land to hunt on is difficult too, especially for socially inept aspies like me. Need contacts and connections for private land.

I asked first, people said yes. Some people like nudes. Some people like cars. I could say 'hurrdurr carfags need to get a life' but it doesn't make me right, no matter how right i personally believe I am.

>This is b. There will be nudes. Anons appreciated my gfs nudes. Live with it.
>also New Zealand general. Not New Zealand x specific. Pretty sure general means whatever floats peoples boats.

Also your trolling is shit but I'm tired and irritable. So yeah, you got me. Do you feel like a big strong man now? Should I mail you a medal? God knows NZ could have done with mor of those.

oh, that's not that far away from me, but fuck you go to the South D maccas for these meetups? shiet.

Hahahahahahahahaha holy shit man. All I can say is lurk moar.

Oh, word? And yeah, man. I like driving and it's a short trip anyway

well im only over in Concord which isn't that far away from KV and yeah i guess it is a short trip when you think about it... dunedin is a small city.

i appreciated the nudes mate.

ugh... I quit going to the south D maccas when I got kicked out for quietly playing games on my mobile device by the fat grump of a manager.

I ordered and ate my food, the place was empty, i was very quiet and minded my own business. Why the fuck did the manager think that I should get out?

The south D maccas manager(s?) is a fucking jew too. Not allowed to use the power ports on the walls and it gets very cold because they don't want to put the heaters on.

Yeah man. I'm at least 30% more manly now. I have grown several hairs all across my body.

Maybe you stink. You know, everyone can smell your old dry semen except you.

dude what.. i've never actually seen the manager before but i've not heard of that happening to anyone there before.. i've used their power ports whilst i've been there too with no issues, LIKE WTF ARE THEY THERE FOR, A DISPLAY?

i could completely understand if you didn't order any food, but you did, fucking wow. did you ever go higher up than the bitch?

You can just chill out in the parking lot after eating and have a chat.

Order a coffee and drink it REALLY slowly.

fuck man, we need to build a wall

You'd be going backwards to get me though, fair bit of effort! Anyway, I'm gonna bounce for the night. Catch up, user.
Both of these tbh

The normal workers don't say anything if you use the power ports, but if the big fat white guy manager sees you using them, he will sternly tell you that you aren't allowed to.

But this was about a year ago. Not sure if he is still working there or not.

He always looks angry.

Central Mcdonalds is my go-to now. Much friendlier atmosphere.

the drunken people at the central maccas makes it great to sit at during the night and eat food.. far more entertaining than the south d one..

fucking not that far, Dunedin's a small place lmao

Walls lost their relevance after the invention of firearms.

Since no one up this late. I think we should all be taught maori in school cause it would mean we would have a language of our very own. thoughts???

>the drunken people at the central maccas makes it great to sit at during the night and eat food.. far more entertaining than the south d one..

This is true. You can get into conversations with randoms as well, because they are too drunk to care who they are buddies with for that night.

>fucking not that far, Dunedin's a small place lmao
Not exactly. Dunedin is a pretty big city, if you include the areas out toward the peninsula or out toward the airport.

But I guess at night with a car, it doesn't take too long to get around some areas.

Microsoft and Google are already halfway to real time translation. It won't matter in our lifetime.

Did you not go to school? We already are.

fuck yeah i agree, want to learn it next year.
they have free courses

oh yeah well if you include all the way out to the airport and what not it is pretty big, but i was meaning more the city area (Green island, NEV, St Clair, whatever is in the other direction) than the whole city.

haha too true, took a random group of people the other week for a cruise around town and the were absolutely drunk off their face it was great.

I see no reason why schools shouldn't teach Maori, except that a vocal minority would think it is cultural appropriation for white people to use the language.

I did middle and highschool in Malaysia. Learning Malay was mandatory, as well as Chinese in the school i went to. Currently trilingual. The process was cancer, but I appreciate it now. Im sure the kids here will appreciate learning a new local language too, not some random shit like latin and french.

that doesn't bother me. apparently being bi-lingual increases your i.q.
a long time ago but is it compusary
me too aye

There is significant value in learning a foreign language to increase linguistic and grammatical skills, carry on

>a long time ago but is it compusary
In primary, yes. I retained enough of the knowledge I learnt there that I can roughly translate maori signs that are everywhere.

/nzg/ late bro signing in.

i've never once heard anyone in nz say pakeha shouldn't know maori. maori especially are keen as for people to learn it so the language doesn't die

>You can get into conversations with randoms

Uh, not sure the Cred Forums crowd is the type to go for this.

yeah some people would think that but most I believe would be happy as the maori language and culture will stay alive and perhaps with time we have a blended culture and not just european dominance.

I must be different from the normal Cred Forums crowd then because i find it great fun. they're drunk off their faces and have no fucking idea what day of tthe week it is, you're sober and struggling to contain your laughter.

sweet is that in every school now?

No fucking clue but it was in the 80s. My son is better at pronouncing Chinese than Maori though but I'm not sure if that's to do with his pre-school or Ni Hao Kai Lan.

>pre-school or Ni Hao Kai Lan
probably the latter

every time i think i should go to sleep i just roll another spliff

I need some marijuana cigarettes. Where can I buy some in Auckland? I am totally not a law enforcement officer.

outside central police station meet you there monday morning 8.30am sharp
bring identification and donuts

Most of the people online are self diagnosed social anxiety cases, but there are the odd few who are a little bit more carefree.

Keeping it 300 like idbro

first 300 this month.

300

Threads have really gone downhill haven't they

this one was arite

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I wish there were more homeless women. It would be nice to get blown by a chick for once.

Spoken like a true feminist. We need more female representation in homelessness.

Also the Hihi is a rapist bird.