Waifu claiming thread

Ika Musume, De Geso.

well whatever to each his own

not much, just talking about what makes one very american

maybe because you are 3rd best friend in thread

alright then

Sounds fabricated you nerd. I would never say anything like that

Some tastes superior to others. Hide the Chin

is it more of a choices kind of game or something?

and my own being the best

Claimed.

you dirty waifu switcher.

Well enough i suppose.

In a sense. The market fluctuates for items, so sometimes they'll sell for cheaper, and that's when you try to buy them. Then sell them when they return to normal price, or if you're lucky, you'll buy something pricey while it's low, then the price will rise above average, and you can make near 350% or more profit on it!
There's a demo, I'd suggest giving it a try!

Claimu

I thought this video was accurate. It's missing guns tho.
youtube.com/watch?v=x593R62tPZc

Never! You dirty circlejerk switcher.

>Sounds fabricated
Ah but you did say it

Goodnight /waifu

excuse me. I don't post here quite so much but I'm more than capable of being in two places at once. you do it as well.

goodnight everyone

no your 2nd im sorry

great

goodnight you two. sleep well.

Thats good.
Any plans today?
Night

Heading off for the night

Sounds like true capitalism. I'll try it sometime but no idea when.

pfft doubt it. later mang

Nope I'm always 1st here

sleep tight.

Sweet dreams, and thus the thread is kill.

What makes you think my presence does not go further than two places at once?

still here

Off to school, be back shortly

>Alice

if it does you're only strengthening my argument.

byebye.

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Training with the unit. Wew.

Putting my eyes and actually participating is a different thing. Psssh, you saw nothing.

oh I saw. I saw big time.

Not that i know of, but that might change, so i need to take a nap some time tonight.

My punishment for your insolence will be not punishing you.

my retaliation for this action will be when you least expect it and incredibly unpleasant.

Both of you, just spank each other and call it even stevens.

I mean, that's the idea.

What if I never let my guard down?

It's all about that tension built before the spanking.

Morning everyone
>3a.m. here

same. where you at?

then I'll have to break through it with something.

west coast best coast.

San Diego, CA.

It is, sunshine all year round here.

Oh. I'm in washington. I don't get sun for half the year.

Hi, Anonon!

cool cool. arizona here. we're gonna be in the same time zone for half a year every year.

I didn't realize our timezone differs this much. Breaking through should be easy, considering the skelton I am.

Come on /waifu/. Let me see your war face!

yeah I'm up at an odd time. couldn't sleep.

well I don't want to break through you, just your guard.

grr

which anime is that pic from?

Aww. I'm supposed to be very light skinned as seeing that in my family but living here and being out in the sun so much tanned me forever.

Nui! Hiya there!

Oh, I didn't know that, that's fucking cool too learn actually.

arizona doesn't do dst so yeah, we end up not lining up with some states some parts of the year and then we do other parts.

that's a really nice picture.

Ohayou my lovelies

You need to try harder!
YAAAAAH!
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Thats a war face!

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hello alice, how are you?

like this?
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grrrrrrrr

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Three-Star Goku Uniform Symphony Regalia: Finale!

Oh thank you! I found that pic yesterday of long haired Nonon. I've actually only driven through AZ in my way to NM. Never really visited there.

Hi, Anonon!

How are you doing today?

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get a load of this bully

it's not like it's really worth a visit. arizona kind of sucks.

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Work on it!
Come on! You can do better than that!Thats no war face!
No, fuck you! Show me a damn war face!
You look too happy!

I don't have one.

We all have weird schedules here. I think none surprises me anymore.

None, it's Hatsune Miku.

that sweater is lewd.

don't war face shame me, rory!

yeah, I guess for internet people time is all relative. even more than usual.

I'm doing great. Just woke up after sleeping for only 6 hours. I usually sleep goes twice that. I'm wondering whether I should laze in bed or do something because it's 3 a.m.

Oh. Only thing I know about AZ is the hot, dry weather. I'm sure there's something worth doing there, hiking?

>3a.m
And you're hungry enough for a krabby patty

It's a smug face because no one is powerful enough to deserve a serious one, except ryuko.

Lewd is gewd

if you enjoy that I guess. although it's a bit hot. there are a lot of good hiking and climbing spots though. I'm not much for physical activity.

don't be ridiculous. who'd want a krabby patty at three in the morning?
youtube.com/watch?v=YZ6K3m9TsPs

good point.

>Shikinami

I'm okay, how are you doing? Sleep at all?
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Cute
Kirinoooo

Keep working on it!
I shame everyone who doesnt have a war face!
I find that acceptable, comerade
You merely adopted the smug.

I'm going to beeed.
Sorry Alice. Another time. Goodnight.

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Way too many good artists have taken a liking to her design

As always

Good night qt

Who says i can't fight with grace, sir?
Why not both? you can laze in bed and play a game or watch TV.

not a wink. tried for a couple hours but no success tonight.
I'm alright though.

that's very rude. I'm gonna call the sjws.

you shush.

goodnight

>War face

What is that? A smile? That rabbit scares me more than your war face!
I can do that! But you still need to be scary!
Do it. They cant unrustle your jimmies.
What is that? A gun? Pah!

Kyoubot!

Hi Sandra

rawr

Aah, I love hiking with friends or family.

You didn't see the smug until you were a man, by then it was nothing to you but blinding! The smug betrays you because it belongs to me!

But they require effort! To play games or watch tv makes my brain work. Lazing doesn't :^)

Too bad many ignore OG girl Soryu

Heaven is Moot, it all makes sense now.

Fine. What about this?

you BULLY

well there you go, that's what you can do.

>I am the fucking strong!
But if your brain doesn't work then you die. :v)

Hello Alice.
Hello Lewdest one.

I am Martin Shkreli

That looks like a demon! Almost good, but for the size. You're a little small.
Im sorry. You aren't the Demigod of Smug.
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Thats not even a war face! Thats a damn song face!
Get mad! Thats how you get a war face!

Maybe try taking a melatonin pill or something? If not a nap might be a good idea later
Hello Shizu
Those are the only things I got. I keep the cute pictures only
Feeling better?
How are you doing today Syndra?
>I thought I was lewdest one :(

Better?
Hey Alice. How're you?

I tried to get mad but I think I sprained something.

well I don't have any of those, but it's not like this is a consistent problem. I'll just try to sleep again later, I have nothing I need to be awake for tomorrow until late.

That doesn't sound like something an Olympus nigger would be called.

If that's not a war face I'm afraid I don't have better.

I'm Jewish

Hmm. I'm sure they're must be more that I'm ignorant of.

Very true. But what I'm already dead and this is some cursed after life of endlessly shitposting on Cred Forums?

That's right. I'm the goddess of smug
>do you even nani sore?

there are a ton of activities but I can't think of much outside of visiting the grand canyon that you couldn't do better somewhere else.

Then come at me! Test your might!
Work on it!
Accept all sides of your waifu! Only then will you work up a war face!
Thats a little better, channel your rage a bit more!
Then git gud!
I bet you can find one!
Thats impossible. Goddess is Shinoa. You're merely a footsoldier in the Smug Crew!
>do you even praise Emroy?

I have never been lewd!

>Suika
>Small
Nigga u wut?

I'm okay. How are you?

Your kind should have been exterminated years ago.

I should be able to, but Miku is just too sweet to make such a thing as a war face.

Well then how would you be laying in bed?
You can't call this a fight!

Lunch time boys
What are you all eating?

カラミチーマス

I tried that too and got even worse results.

mad pussy.

no just kidding. it's like 4am.

Holo

its 4 am. nothing you?

Damn. You ever visit commifornia?

>footsoldier
NANI SORE?! I'm one of the Elite Four! The smuggest of the Devas! And I only praise supreme student council leader Kiryuin Satsuki!

Alive, but near comatose due to low brain activity :^)

>he actually believes the holohoax happened

Im alright, waiting for my last class to end.
What about you?
You still are the lewd one.
No, you
You only think of lewd things all the time.

I lived there for a couple of years with my ex, actually.

south lake tahoe.

your ex, huh?

that is in fact the word I just used, yes. well done.

tell me about ur ex

no.

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curiosity killed the cat

awwww why no

I'm doing well enough, I suppose. Have you gotten any sleep yet?
At least there's that anyway. Nothing sucks quite like needing to be around for something and being half asleep
But people don't make it like that. She's always B-Rabbit when she's fighting
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I'm doing okay. Waiting for class to start again
Ironic, in waiting for class to start. I started the moon lord event last night, there are still two of the pillars up on the right side of the map
>nice digits

you have to die sometime anyway

It's you.

I also believe that the earth is round. Am I too easy to convince?

Kek expected nothing less
Why aren't you sleeping?
I know why you're not sleeping
How are you holding up?
I'm just saying some homemade sandwiches

because I don't want to talk about him. especially not with you.

yeah, I agree. if I had a reason to I would try harder to sleep, but I have no reason.

just couldn't get to sleep, so I decided to stop trying after a couple hours.

hiya portugal

fine may play a game of LoL. what kind?

thats okay
and jsyk i can in fact be sensitive about that stuff believe it or not

Spoonfed your entire life I see.

Later rather than sooner

whether that is true or not matters very little. I don't have any interest in sharing something like that with you.

that doesnt sound preferable to me

all right

You heard me.
Sweet can be spicy! Work on it!
I call it a plaything. Nothing more than an annoyance.
Keep trying. Work those rage muscles!
You praise someone who isn't a god! You need to learn your place!
>satanic quads
I actually cant counter that.
Then B RABBIT ALL THE TIME!

hush, it's just fine

I think they are cramping up. you should rub them.

So you're a ghost seeking help then i assume?
Are you the Asuka i spoke to?
Nonsense, i'm more powerful than you can imagine!

Oh, that's cool. I've been meaning to return to Lake tahoe some summer. My uncle has a house near there.

Satsuki is the president! She IS the goddess of Honnouji Academy!

Hiya CP guy.

I do like the idea of being spoonfed.

longer life devoid of curiosity sounds seriously awful. life already kinda sucks why make it worse and longer?
not fine!

dont call me that

Lookit me! I'm a mincing manchild and I need wuv and fwiendship and kwindness! Dis is my waifu and she does anal because she lurves me!!!!!!!

yeah it really seemed more like a vacation spot than a place to live. too expensive as well.

it's accurate though.

it gives the wrong idea
that was a one-time mistake a long time ago

You could have atleast put in the effort and changed the filename

nope

You would, wouldn't you?

Why? Well, why not? You only get one shot at it.

well... i hope it works for u i guess

gonna try to sleep again. see ya, waifu.

I don't know, you tell me Nui. Am I alive or dead?

Yeah. But that's pretty cool that you used to live in S Lake tahoe

Suika punched the moon. She is only small if she wants to be!

You can't blame me for everyone else's lewdposting!

Specially if I'm restrained and incapable of fighting back.

I'd call you tape music guy but I think this is a lot more remarkable.

Sweet dreams.

Nope. No sleep yet.
>image size cap makes me sad

Maybe I will. Maybe.
Tell me. Have you ever faced a fire dragon?
Hah! I bet she doesn't even have any Apostles!

You know what time it is!

Lets Nightcap Rory!

Rules
>rolling between 1 and 09
>anything over 12 is an instant fail
>10 is also now a failure
>So is 9
>rerolls allowed and encouraged
Exceptions
Dubs - you choose the drink
Trips - two drinks. Mix and match.
Quads - one of all. Just fuck my life up.

Asa Shigure. How come Nobody claimed Ayanami Rei yet?

theres nothing remarkable about being that desperate for attention at one point in my life

Satsuki DOES have apostle like people.
>elite 4
>entire student body
>the club captains

And the elite 4 are forever loyal to her.

Gimme lucky 07

and anyway my internet name is sci! just call me that

Ama > Asa. But a fine series.

You're too kinky

It's alright, I've been there. I might have done a better job at containing myself though.

Noted. But I like giving pet names anyway.

I know, you don't have to shove it on my face.

Have you thought within your head?
I beat one in the Fire Temple

yeah i was really really bad...

i can appreciate nicknames

>shove it on my face
That's even kinkier. Stay away from me you pervert!

Nobody likes cloned robot people who get dad-raped.

I don't know if any of these interactions with you are real. Or it's some twisted illusion. But yeah, I've thought in my head.

Ama would be my spare one. I think it runs in the family.
Just not Sia.

yea, you tell him heaven!

They are real, at least real enough.

>Nui

Except every casual I know.

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