American inventions

Was this on shark tank in Aus kek

HAMBLEDURGERS

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Freedom trips

Actually i'm spanish i was joking

a quien coño le importa payaso

parece que a ti ya que respondiste

Popcorn and Cotton Candy.

GOD BLESS AMERICA

You didn't know about the fat man and the little boy

The fleshlight.
bacon.
Repeating rifle.
Automobiles.
Internet.
Airplanes.
space shuttles.
Apple pie.

>automobile
sorry but no

what the fuck is this thing called

If your thinking davinci, think again.
Henry ford made an actual working vehicle, davinci only drew one and built one out of paper and sticks

Space shuttles are german
Internet is british
apple pie is shit
automobiles are german
repeating rifle yeh thats you
bacon lol no goes way back since we have been farming pigs throughout europe
The fleshlight you guys need that because your women are stuck up and weird.

German fag detected

>toothpaste
>guns
>electricity
>doors
>alcohol

america truly is the greatest country

>alcohol
Shit bait

Ford T was the first mass-produced vehicle, sure, but not the first car
look up Nicolas Cugnot or Innocent Manzetti for the first working prototypes or even Amédée Bollée for the first commercialized ones
The stories are an interesting read

You forgot the sun

I ain't German but without Von Braun space programs wouldn't be where they are today

America invented the schnitzel

America also invented porn since the first camera came from here. So you are welcome faggots.

America invented global unrest.

>tfw ancient americans are responsible for the creation of Africa Europe Asia and australia

Go suck on a books d.
Nerd

the hotburger

photography and film are both French inventions

Jeez how much brainwashing do burger kids go through in school

haha okay buddy

This! God bless the USA!

Democracy

Freedom!

>electricity
>internet
>penicillin

You know that it's true

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the 2008 global economic crisis

Change the world in many ways. This is the greatest, worst invention in the history of man.

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Ye, the american airforce made rocket keep crashing there would be no nasa with out Von Braun.

The Global Financial Crisis.
The white school shooter stereotype.
The Jewish controlled Hollywood.
Keeping Up With the Kardashians and all of that family's bullshit.
ISIS.
World War III (Currently in design stages).

Some of the good ones.

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/thread

Those burgers look like trash, dry as bones

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America's responsible for these abominations....

defensive bitch detected

Amerifat

Higher population of furries in Europe.

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No fag the automobile is developed by the superior german engineering

>how much brainwashing do burger kids go through in school
all of it

But US revolted...

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Microsoft Windows was made by an American, must of us if not all is using it right now, fuck apple faggots.

>apple
which is also an American invention

>Airplanes

Karl Wilhelm Otto Lilienthal would like to have a word with you.

>space shuttles

not invented they were just dumb enough to build one yeye Buran I know

This and the Internet mother fuckers!

All of this let you fag bitch about fat Americans as you pay too much in taxes for socialist bullshit that only keeps your elite in power. Now get a gun, throw over your government and become something!

Still invented by an American scifi writer

the machine you are using to type, also the internet you are surfing. TV, phone, recorded music....basically almost everything you use in modern times.

Kek

>which is also an American invention

Yes it's the proof that even if america make something great there will also be a shitty American counterpart.

Found the underageb&, have fun with that ignorance.

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You are not free.

America's greatest enemy is itself.

>sugar-bread on top of it

Oh wow I'm going to need to souce on that, you might wanna check wikipedia.

>Be me
>George W Bush
>Related to retard bush
>jeb bush
>Live in white house
>Find out black guy running for president

be 8 years later
>Find out Hillary is running for president
>I scream out "2 IN 1"

8 years later, find out a plank from ed, edd, and eddy
>I'm the first to vote
>mfw

>You are not free.
Whatever, keep living off free shit. That makes you a slave.

This is what Americans actually believe

>fat Americans
found the lard-ass fattie

Internet inventors: Robert E Khan/Vint Cerf (both americans)

Phone: Alexander Bell (american)

Television: Philo Farnsworth/Charles Jenkins (both americans)

Recorded sound/Phonograph: Thomas Edison (american)

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How about you read a history book instead of looking at farfetched conspiracies online as to who invented what?

>found the retard.

china and germany did it better

>living off
Lrn2english, 'muritard

But the Berlin Wall fell.

There you go kids, it is in encyclopedias everywhere. Also, did any of you pay attention in class? They taught us this shit in elementary school.

What he said is correct, Eurotrash.

>Robert E Khan/Vint Cerf (both americans) died in poverty
>Alexander Bell (american) died in poverty
>Philo Farnsworth/Charles Jenkins (both americans) died in poverty
>Thomas Edison (american) died in poverty
pattern, user?

Oh do tell, cunt, how furries were created by a single man. I would love to hear this.

because people realized that only idiots try to be alone and seperated.

LEARN AMERICAN EUROFUCK

>What he said is trash, Ameritard

what does that matter? The question is what americans invented, there you go you stupid idiots.

And America invented Australia, dumbass.

only correct answer so far

>LEARN AMERICAN
L0L retard

Computer - Charles Babbage - English

Internet - Tim Berners-Lee - English

Phone - Antonio Meucci - Italian (Alexander Garham Bell was Scottish btw)

Television - John Logie Baird - Scottish

Recorded sound - Édouard-Léon Scott de Martinville - French

Have YOU read a history book?

Go ahead and explain how his sentence was grammatically incorrect.

crisis actors, globalized corporatism, and the almighty oilwar

>They taught us this shit in elementary school.

They lied.

>electricity
no

First fully working tv - John logie Baird (Scottish)
Telephone - Alexander Graham bell (scottish)
First analogue audio recording was done by various French men.
First digital audio was done by British and American engineers in world war I

The internet may be American but the language used and how websites work is a British invention

>what does that matter
how Murika rewards its innovators
does not matter to Muritards

I tried to read an English history book once, but I can't understand Arabic.

>Go ahead and
more Murikan trash talk

No, he doesn't have the mental capacity to go past the first page.

I'm an American and I would never eat shit like this, nor would anyone that I know. Fuck, I'm not even a health freak or anything, some of this shit that people say Americans eat is just disgusting. It's incredibly embarrassing to be associated with obesity and with eating garbage.

>Tim Berners-Lee
Not the inventer of the internet you cunt, you could say he was the inventor of the world wise web not the internet which predates that by many years.

>They taught us this shit in elementary school.
L0L of course they did

lel

Freedom(c)

>user was banned for copyright infringement

that list is literally in no textbooks, it is another list of europeans trying to claim shit they didn't do. Just a simple google search will show you the real list, which is the official list of inventors for those items. Which were american. Also, a lot of your list is of people that did failed prototypes or started with the idea but could never finish the invention. Stupid eurofag lmao

>I tried to read
of course you did Billy

Thats an australian invention

this is a special kind of dumb

Exactly as I thought, you couldn't. Go stand in line for your daily bread and milk handout.

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>ITT: Dumb eurofags try to steal inventions from americans and claim it as their own.

So you're saying that Americans are only good at copying others? What a shocker, who would have though that.

Rather be Billy than Ahmed bin Mohammad al Ahmed el bin Muhammad Ali al el bin al el Muhammad

Fucking foul

>literally

>Butthurt foreigner
>Doesn't even remember how there were legitimately raped

>autism

What is that called? Hamdogger?

Reminds me of North Korean propaganda

Delicious, but nothing named "baklava" could have been invented in Burgerstan. If it had, they'd be called Flaky Honey Crunchers or something.

>stand in line
more Murikan trash talk

I just quickly replied to every picture of food because I'm not fat but I am an idiot

True

Democracy invented Greek. I think this is b8

Discord is an American inventon

Clearly what he was saying is that Americans excel at finishing Europoors half developed ideas.

Space shuttles were American; rocketry was German.

discord.gg/p29NGN3

>Rather be Billy
of course you would, Billy

Penicillin is Canadian my friend if i recall correctly.

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What do yo expect from a nation that forces children to stand up at the beginning of the school day and pledge allegiance to their country?

underated

Penecilin is UK - fleming
Electricity is Italy - volta

How fucking stupid murricas are?

I mean....wow.

This is what Americans actually believe.

Wrong, Alexander Fleming was scottish, and he lived in england.

Shouldn't you be smearing baked beans on halal toast? It is nearly breakfast time there in Syria-lite.

Oh wait I think I found a picture of you in you government approved food line.

Funny pack

Penicillin was Australian and British, actually.

The Brits smuggled the spores to the US where it was mass produced during the war. It was considered so revolutionary and game changing that under no circumstances could the Nazis EVER get a hold of it.

So nah, not American - but kudos to them for mass producing it.

>pledge allegiance to their country
No, they pledge allegiance to their FLAG,
which is one step beyond ignorance.

America was founded by the natives, stolen by foreigners and transformed into a country that thinks it makes the world turn. Their origional natives are progressive thinkers who have moved on from the past and made successful lives for themselves.

Australia was also founded by the natives and stolen by foreigners (Not America, as much as they'd like to think that). Only thing is our natives nowdays are more interested in demanding money and then sitting in their sheds sniffing paint and getting shitfaced on the cheapest alcohol they can find not to mention they can rape their children without being put in jail.

Now to get back on topic, that particular picture from OP is an insult to the Australian Sausage sizzle, which is the original product. OP's pic however is something made for retards that cannot fold bread in half.

This!

>Oh wait I think
no, you're just reacting

why are you forgetting about the greatest invention ever.

Is this actually good (if homemade, etc.), or does Chronicles of Narnia just make it sound good?

> Democracy snags

God bless.

Is he wearing baby shoes?

dumbass, penicillin was invented in 1928, before the nazis and ww2. Also it was invented by a scott in england. Alexander Fleming. Also, I'm american, just to show you our school system is not telling you lies like they do the eurofags.

Are you kidding? My post was obvious bait: just a naked hook, no worm.

Your government seems to think otherwise

>>In 2002, on the initiative of U.S. Representative Vito Fossella (R-NY), in cooperation with an Italian-American deputation, the U.S. House of Representatives passed United States HRes. 269 on Antonio Meucci stating "that the life and achievements of Antonio Meucci should be recognized, and his work in the invention of the telephone should be acknowledged." Within its preamble it stated that: "if Meucci had been able to pay the $10 fee to maintain the caveat after 1874, no patent could have been issued to Bell."[60][61] The resolution's sponsor described it as "a message that rings loud and clear recognizing the true inventor of the telephone, Antonio Meucci."[62]

its awesome

Fuck off faggot, no one person can claim they invented or truly harvested electricity. As with most inventions they were discovery after discovery layered on each other's foundation until we had the framework of harnessed electricity that we have today.

inventors.about.com/od/timelines/a/electricity_timeline.htm

HA HA HA HA HA. AMERICANS THINK THEY ARE FREE. HA HA HA HA HA

FREE TO GET RINSED BY THE CORPORATIONS THAT RUN THEIR COUNTRY.

FREE TO GET KILLED BY GUNS BECAUSE THE POLITICIANS ARE OWNED BY THE NRA

FREE TO WORK FOR $7 MINIMUM WAGE.

FREE TO BE THE ONLY INDUSTIALISED COUNTRY WITH NO PAID SICK LEAVE OR MATERNITY LEAVE.

FREE? NO, YOU DO NOT HAVE FREEDOM.

Where can an inhabitant of burgerland get some?

>You sure like your meme arrows

Wew lad that couldnt be more wrong the first guy had it right, you just believe what the American education system tells you, graham bell was a Scot Canadian if i remember grade 10 history

Americans found the turkish delight ? i always tought it was turks silly me.

Americans basically steal other people's ideas from foreign countries, then tout them as their own inventions. The automobile, was actually invented in Germany, and not by Henry Ford. The Airplane, same deal. American history (as told to Americans) is vastly exaggerated and full of lies and half-truths.

This is bait

Edison is a fucking crook, he doesn't deserve half hos patents

>the greatest invention ever
steam engine? England

Thread should be called amerifat

The hamdog is an Australian invention you shit cunts, it was on shark tank

'go 'za

No you just inherited that skill from the English

>meme arrows
L0Lno
Lrn2greentext fgt pls

The world wide web? That's Tim Berners-Lee. An Englishman

Oh I know, just seeing the sausage sizzle name being dragged through the mud. I got triggered mate, can't help it, patriotism and all that.

In truth, I didn't really care, just wanted to type what I think about our aboriginals in a fashion where no one knows who I am. Like everyone here.

minimum wage is $9.25/hr in my state unless you are a waiter/waitress, and it's likely to go up in at least some states.

> PORTO RICO
> mfw

Oh and nice trips.

love me my hamdogs

I've been there. Burgers are shit. Dry as fuck and they put shitty chili on it to add weight. The doctor was in bartending and he told me he hates fat people and that's why he made the place. Their spokesman died of a heart attack.... you have to sign a release form and wear a hospital gown to get in. The waitresses are in skimpy nurses outfits. If you weigh yourself over 300 lbs on the pallet scale in front of everyone, you eat for free... the best part was the vending machine non-filter lucky strikes. I live in Vegas (that's where the place is) and I'm never going back....

so the wright brothers didn't invent the airplane? I mean if you do a google search it says they are the inventors. They made a working prototype. You can say da'vinci had plans for it, but he never made a working prototype. So who invented the airplane?

America created real men.

Graham bell invented the telephone, and yet how many people use it? There's your answer,

It was DISCOVERED in 1928 and fucken forgotten about - considered too unrealistic as a therapeutic. His work was published and abandoned - a mere curiosity that was regarded as a dead end.

In 1938 Howard Florey and a team in the UK had come across the paper and realised the significance of Flemming's finds. They were the first to:
> Prove it could be used in humans to treat gram positive bacterial infections in vivo, undertaking successful animal trials before moving on to humans with mixed then positive success.
> Devise a method of mass production. This was critical - it moved penicillin from a strictly novel but unviable therapy to one that could be made en masse on the cheap.
> Smuggled the spores to the US to give to pharmaceutical companies for production and roll-out to aid the war effort.

honestly kill yourself you dumb cunt.

Eurofag here. Implying we wouldn't know.

You morons, American children came up with that obvious combo at their first cook-out. Everyone knows about this shit. A college food place I ate at a decade ago in Columbus, OH had these on the menu. PJ's around high street on campus at Ohio State.

How does the muslim cock feel?

We don't think Ford invented the automobile, he invented the first system for mass producing automobiles. Your ignorance of America is no different that the ignorance many Americans show of Europe.

If you actually Google the topic, several people came up with working prototypes all at the same time. Not just the Wrights. Theirs was simply the most publicized.

Does being obese count as an invention?

Well arpanet and Internet is a difference.

this

Butt hurt amerifag trying to defend what his education system is brainwashing him to believe

New Zealand and Germany both have claims.

And the first with a working model that wasn't just a glorified glider.

As the saying goes "Most of the best ideas are stolen". If you think business has empathy, you're a slacking faggot.

Heh so true

That has nothing to do with the original post you fucking idiot

Did they patent it though? Nah cunt, hence why it's credited as an Australian invention

>The waitresses are in skimpy nurses outfits.

>ITT:murricans say random Keywords without googling.

Really if u Google Inventor Penicillin it even says u his name

America's greatest invention?

America.

And maybe deodorant, as a close second. Seriously, most of you foreigners smell like burnt onions and used diapers. Take a fucking bath. You're gross.

>says u his name

That's what it was named in the early 19th century

Bull shit pussy blame that shit on Japan

>Trying to invalidate his correct argument by nitpicking grammar.

Not an answer to my question

Muslim cocklover detected.

This is the worst invention someone could ever make.How do yo eat this shit without it falling apart.Oh,and if you say I should use a knife and a fork to eat it then you don't get how something this american cannot be confined to the usage of fucking metal Tupperware.This isn't Europe where they need a fork to eat a slice of pizza.

Thanks for fixing that for me, I couldn't exactly remember where flemming was from so i just went with a default answer of my home country, because we have done some great inventing

Why would anyone patent an obvious food combo? It's asinine trying to make common food combos proprietary. Of course the kikes on Shark Bank will jump at the idea of such a scam.

Are you kangaroos going to patent cheese and crackers or ice water as well?

>says u his name
>eurotards
>autism

>"I'm american, just to show you our school system is not telling you lies like they do the eurofags"
>Gets it wrong

Well its more about the practical use than describing an Phenomen I think. And volta invented the battery which made it useful

I must admit, I didn't know that. I didn't imply they wouldn't know how to write it, I just thought they would spell it wrong on purpose. For 'em lulz, you know.

Thief and a murderer.

>most of you foreigners smell
so stop putting your nose up their asses, faggot

>worked at Walmart
>Had to watch old and crippled people hobble around barely able to push thier carts because fat people took all the electric carts
Make me mad to even think about it

I didn't either I literally just looked it up

>the first

Yes, the first according to "American History". Remember news didn't travel as quickly in the 1920's as it does today. So that is a highly disputed subject because several all happened very close together. Crediting the Wrights with it is what Americans want to do, but may not be exactly accurate according to the experts.

中国笑着看着白的人的问题

>Why would anyone patent an obvious food combo?

Because Australian shitposting knows no bounds

And how better to piss off Amerifats than mashing their two most iconic foods together and legally claiming it as a Kangarooistanian invention?

He's not wrong and im pretty sure this has been the most intelligent comment yet

Inventing and research in the practical use are actually two different things

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_Wide_Web

I have come up with plans for a time travel machine and a hovering car. Also a device that lets you teleport (different from time travel). So if anyone physically builds those, technically they are my inventions. You're welcome world

>this is what europoors believe

Possibly but as it stands they are still credited as the inventors. So until there is hard evidence that someone else was the clear inventor then there is no point in arguing it.

Weird though. They named it that way and then named it back to Puerto.

>does not know the difference between inventing and producing

Yup, another retarded european.

Nobody gives a shit about Australia. You aren't even a place where connecting flights land. The only people in Australia are the Chinese people who got tired of smog.

First mainstream gay porno - boys in the sand was American

Ford didnt invent the automible, he was just one of the first to mass manufacture them.

Do anericans really think henry ford invented the automobile? Because the rest of the world believes Germans did it

chop suey is an US "invention"

basically this. Europeans are proving to be stupider than Africans.

Abu Ghraib
Obesity
Idiocracy
That you can use those rollators which normally only old people use, fat people can use too.

World Wide Web != internet.

It's easy to confuse. World Wide Web is a service that operates on the internet, which was developed and used primarily for military use years before the World Wide Web came to be

I bet you're from one of those Syria-lite shitholes.

>euroPOOR
our cars are expensive as fuck, regardless if they're shitty. We also have real houses made of bricks and our electricity cables are on the inside while you fuckers sit in cheap sheds and drive trucks with as much luxury as a wheel chair

Your right, and as a research pharmacologist who's neither European or American and in the industry I'm telling you that Florey made the bigger discoveries.

Flemming found penicillin. That's it - nothing else. Shit like this happens a lot and is inconsequential unless followed up. Which he didn't, it was doomed to an archive.

Florey proved it was a workable drug in humans, cleared clinical tests, devised the mass production (Which is a HUGE deal) and characterised the active component beyond identification.

This doesn't make sense to a layperson. I understand that, but maybe you'll figure it out one day, baby.

>does not know difference between internet coding and the program that runs internet..

Stupid eurotard lmao

Karl Benz patented the three-wheeled Motor Car in 1886. It was the first true, modern automobile. Benz also patented his own throttle system, spark plugs, gear shifters, a water radiator, a carburetor and other fundamentals to the automobile. Benz eventually built a car company that still exists today as the Daimler Group.

Proven. Now shut up. Car is German invention.

This thread is cancer, regardless of what your ficticious schoolbooks told you; AMERICA IS BETTER THAN YOUR SHIT TIER COUNTRY.

ITT: America vs. Europe.
The rest of the world seems pretty quiet. Did africans invent something usefull?

Thats not the Internet, its the arpanet

those electric carts belong to walmart?!
this is a service in the supermarket?!?!

The cars themselves arent too bad, bu the engineering is always so poorly optimised, 600bhp and a top speed of 140 with 6 miles to the gallon. And American car interiors are always so cheap and plasticy too.

The Wright's parents were English and German. So credit can still be given to those nations.

German? Is that the Arabic country with manly women and no men?

Someone is getting mad

Indeed. However, have Truman not issued the order to drop the bombs on Japan, there would have been more bloodshed, on both sides. So, in a sense, the atom bombs that were dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki not only helped save America, but also saved Japan from it's foolish honour of war.

You don't know anyone that eats pizza or hamburgers?

Stop fucking pandering the Europeans.

>Baby
You had my respect until this point. Now you don't have it anymore

And you literally just proved my point. Its not about who had the bigger work. It's about who invented what.

Stds, op slaves.... pity?

We invented everything great , if you like something in the world, you can thank the US of A

Just to name a few

Porn
Professional sport
Tv
The internet
Cell phones
Paper money
Hamburgers
Hot dogs
Golf
Whiskey
Beer
Strip clubs
Pick up trucks
Crystal meth
Heavy metal music
Fried shrimp
Cheese

The list goes on forever

dumbass, we use wood for our houses in earthquake danger zones so it can sway with the earthquake and not crumble. We use brick for hurricane danger zones so it can withstand the winds. Also, our electrical wires run through the inside of our houses too dummy, the poles outside are there for easy access for maintenance or fix. I've seen trucks here on average americans that place some of you eurotards houses to shame. You europeans really are stupid.

No, your earlier comments made it completely clear you had no respect for me, my argument nor the actual truth in the matter.

Don't try and walk the high road - it doesn't become you.

If Americans are so proud of being American (because of falsely attributed inventions apparently) why do so many of you describe yourselves as "prefix-Americans"? German-American, Italian-American, Scottish-American,Irish-American etc despite having no link to those countries for several generations?

The greatest, most successful powerful, intentional, important, economical nation on earth. Fuck your imperial metric system btw.

>Did africans invent something usefull?

Beer

But also car-jackings....

Did I forget a trigger warning in there somewhere?

Admit it, if you could afford to you'd fly straight here. You cunts really don't realise how shit the US actually is.

Or is Google fiber worth getting mugged by questionable minorities and having your children shot in their schools?

At least read the posts being replied to before going off topic. This guy was saying www is internet. If he had mentioned arpanet, then the replies would have been different

ösifag halt mal deinen turbo im zaum

Oh and you still don't get it.

Sad, but I don't expect much on here.

I'd rather be a mad American than happy German.

because plain "american" is only for native americans retard.

how does 12 inch nigger cock feel my swarthy friend?

An coding is always an program? The arpanet with tcp/udp Protocol is the basic for the world wide Web. You are right, but so are the languages for the www etc. So its like 50/50

Too far into the thread for this bait to work sorry. Maybe if youd been a bit quicker.

>I bet
there is no wagering at Cred Forums, Grandpa

>american inventions

let me just post a picture of nearly every peice of technology that we use in our day to day lives.

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nope …
never mixed that up…
its the third line in the wiki that is telling not to mix it up

how many internets did I won this time?

And still everybody needs to pay to receive proper medical attention. Obamacare turns out to be shit, it doesn't do the job. Further, your actual good universities are expensive as fuck since they run on private income.
You sure are the land of the free, for a tiny group of people this applies.

I would never visit some Aboriginal hellhole. Steve Irwin was the only good thing to ever come out of Kangarooland, and he's dead.

this.

Why would you do that?

sorry Russia, your claim is too late

The great American lie....

>implying this 3 stories tall of bread with fake salami is pizza

The internet
Cred Forums
BBC porn

Your welcome Earth

last but not least…
retards

Because America is only America due to the so called "melting pot" of our ancestors. Where as many European countries will have a majority of people that are only or mostly from that same country. America is a newer country that has all of the nations of the world and people like the idea that they have some history with outside nations. We like that our ancestors came here relatively recently to live in a growing new land.

Look how jealous Eurofags are of Americans.

Like the car? or the phone? or the television?

None of them are American.

okay bud

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:American_inventions

Australia is the same and even younger and more culturally diverse, but they dont do it.

Can't we all agree that white people in general are just superior to subhumans. Not to mention, the most innovative in general as well. America is one of the best.

I think you missed the whole chain and just read the link instead, but I like the picture of the monkey. Reminds me of a friend of mine who has a sugar glider who jumps into people's shirt pocket. Cool stuff

debit cards, dishwashers, the internet, the claculator, airplanes,Cable television, refrigerator, laptops, machines guns, plasma televisions ect ect ect

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:American_inventions

>jealous
you mean "envious"
Lrn2english, muritard

You don't get it. They just did research on something that was invented. Without the invention of fleming they couldn't have done any research.

>more culturally diverse
citation needed

We anyway don't want people like you here

what's the logic in that picture? We are smaller therefore we use trains?

It would make more sense over there since it's much cheaper over a long distance than a car.

You don't use trains because the railroads are held by private companies instead of the government and they can't make a profit if they are forced to use the rival companies' tracks.

Sport? The only American sport is lacrois. Basketball was first played in America but it was invented by a Canadian.

Every other sport played in America was invented by the English, Scottish or canadians

America is objectively a better place than UK-lite.

>Easy cheese
>Beach Ball
>Banjo clock

THANK GOD

We have insurance, it is through our jobs. We get a tax reduction at the end of the year because of it. Obama Care is there for those who's jobs don't give insurance, it is cheap considering that we are trying to keep taxes below 38 percent. You also get federal aid from the government to go to school. The grants and loans help you pay for school and once you graduate you pay it back slowly. Seems flawed but it works and keeps taxes low. We still complain about taxes even to this day, that they are too high. Our population though, is too big to sustain full socialist values like free school and healthcare. We also have to police the world and protect shitty countries like yours. But all in all, we make it work and if you just go to school you live way better than any other middle class in the world. Learn a little about our country you lunk head.

Methamphetamine was discovered by the japs

>Porn
Um, no that would be the Egyptians, but nice try.

Maybe you should stop looking at so much porn, and go educate yourself a little.

How can you fall for the simplest bait I have ever seen?

because all your country comes from british criminals. That was it. Also, you killed off the aboriginals so there is no natives left lol.

How about we compromise and just say that white people pretty much invented everything? We need to be united, not divided, against the shitskin savages.

Wouldn't want to take up any refugee space, right? Allahu akbar!

fuck off insecure faggot.

>debit cards

You Luddites dont even have chip and pin yet

>we are trying to keep taxes below 38%
... for the wealthy.
That is very gracious of you Peasants.

How do you actually make bait so poor and yet these idiots still fall for it?

你不是中国人吧

But to be honest, criminals are some of the most innovative and intelligent people around. They can quickly figure out how to game the system by exploiting the things that others overlooked.