I AM COMPLEEETE

this world will be mine and you're first in line

MAYONAISE

YES YOU ARE FuCKED SHIT OUT OF LUCK. I AM COMPLETE AND MY COCK YOU WILL SUCK.

WAAAAAAAIT YOU HAVE TO PAY OUT RENT

YOU BROUGHT ME THE PICK AND NOW YOU SHALL BOTH DIE!!

youtube.com/watch?v=7S4B8NOlOO0

YOU BROUGHT ME THE PIC NOW YOU SHALL BOTH DIE

WAIT! WAAAIIIT! WAAAIIIT! YOU MOTHER FUCKA!

you brought me the pick and now you both will be mine
>i think

Waaaaaiiit WAAAAIIiitt Waaaiiiit you motherfucckkkeerrr

LIGHT UP DA STAGE IT TIME FO SHO DOWN

BEND YA OVER AND TAKE YA TO BROWN TOWN

WAAIIITTT, WAAAAAIIIT YOU MOTHER FUCKA AA

I LOST MY PENIS IN THE WAR

THE WAR OF ROCK

I GOT NO COCK

DUE TO THE WAR ON ROCK

We challenge you to a rockoff!!!

WE CHALLENGE YOU TO A ROCK OFFFFF

GIVE US JUST ONE CHANCE TO ROCK YOUR SOCKS OFFF

>watching the movie as im in this thread

CHICKEN RIFFS ARE FUCKING TASTY

FUCK, FUUCK, FUUUUUUUCK

THE DEMON CODE PREVENTSSS MEEE
FROM DECLINING A ROCK OFF CHALLENGE
WHAT ARE YOUR TERMS
WHAT'S THE CAAAATCH?

2bh this is the only movie about music that I actually enjoyed.

FUCK! FUCK!! FUUUUUUCK!
The demon code prevents me.
From declining a rock off challenge.

What are your terms...

Whats the ca-a-aaatttccchhh?

If we win, you must take your sorry ass back to heeelll

If we win, you must take your sorryasss back to helll

If we win, you must take your sorry aAass back to hell.
And also you well have to pay our rent.

and also you will have to pay our rent

Tenacious D
>XD

AND WHAT IF I WIINNNN?

And what if I win

then you can take cage back to hell

then you can take cage back to hell to be your little bitch

Then you can take kage back to hell, what, trust me kage it's the only hway, to be your little mbitch

wa what?

trust me kage, it's the only whay

to be your little BITCH

FINE!

LET THE ROCK OFF BEGIN!
HAHAHAHA

I'M THE DEVIL I LOVE METAL!

Fucking underrated movie I don't see such hate for it

Fiddly do I'll rock your socks off

>A long ass fucking time ago in a town called
>Kickapoo

CHECK THIS RIFF ITS FUCKING TASTY

IM THE DEVIL I CAN DO WHAT I WAAANNT. WHATEVER I GOT I'M GONNA FLAUNT

THERE'S NEVER BEEN A ROCK OFF THAT I'VE EVER LOOOSTT

THERE'S NEVER BEEN A ROCK OFF THAT I EVER LOST.

I CAN'T WAIT TO TAKE KATE BACH TO HELLL. I'M GONNA FILL WITH ME HOT DEMON JEL

I'LL MAKE YOU SQUEAL LIKE THE SCARLET PIMPERNEL

I CAN'T WAIT TO TAKE CAGE BACK TO HELL.
I'M GONNA FILL HIM WITH MY HOT DEMON GEL.

NOOOOOOOOO

Um... please check your complaint box. I lodged several complaints and my soul is actually released from several deals and forfeited to Heaven if you do not deliver.

Are you fucking kidding me, OP? I just watched this last night for the first time in fucking years. And now this pops up?! WHAT PLANE OF EXISTENCE AM I ON RIGHT NOW???

COME ON KAGE, LET'S FIGHT HIS MUSIC WITH OUR MUSIC

7th

My brother thinks I'm weird for listening to this movie on repeat for hours on end while i browse Cred Forums, Ha i showed him

there's just no way that we can win, that was a masterpiece

he rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man

Literally doing the same thing

he rocks to hard became he's not a mortal man

GOD DAMMIT KAGE, he gonna make you his sex slave, you're gonna gargle mayonaise

oh no

God dammit kage, he's gonna make you his sex slave, you're gonna gargle mayonnaise

unless we bust a massive monster mamajam

we've been through so much shit

We've been through so much shit, deactivated lasers with mah dick

COME ON KAGETTING NOW IT'S TIME TO BLOW DOORS DOWN

NOW IT'S TIME TO BLOW THIS FUCKER DOOOOOWN

Deactivated lasers with my dick

So, everyone ITT is about 13?

There lived a humble family religious through and through

Come on kage now it's time to blow sports down

THIS fucking nigger again.

I hear you jables now it's time to blow doors down

But yay there was a black sheep and he knew to doOoOo

who refused to to step in line faggot

You so fucking cringe it hurts.... please stop...

LIGHT UP THE STAGE CAUSE IT'S TIME FOR A SHOW DOWN

WE'LL BEND YOU OVER AND TAKE YOU TO BROWN TOWN

NOW WE'VE GOT TO BLOW THIS FUCKER DOWWWNN

he's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down

Boi

oooohh we'll piledrive ya, it's time for the smackdown

WE ARE THE D WE ARE THE D WE ARE THE D WE ARE THE D WE ARE THE D WE ARE THE D WE ARE THE D WE ARE THE D WE ARE THE D WE ARE THE D WE ARE THE D WE ARE THE D WE ARE THE D WE ARE THE D WE ARE THE D WE ARE THE D WE ARE THE D WE ARE THE D WE ARE THE D WE ARE THE D WE ARE THE D WE ARE THE D WE ARE THE D WE ARE THE D

YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING LAME

COME ON KAGE YOU'RE CUMMING WITH ME

TASTE MY LIGHTNING FUCKKEERRR

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OW FUCK, MY FUCKING HORN

FUCK YOU KAGE, AND FUCK YOU JABLES

ITS ME! MR FLEA!

Fuck off nigger

18+

ILL GET YOU TENACIOUS DEEEEEEEEEEE