Favorite bird thread? Mines a rainbow lorikeet

By any measure of baddassary the golden eagle trumps all inferior nigger birds

Good chap, just reminded me of Pheasants. Quite a lot of them in the sabd dunes here. The fuckers fly out with no warning and ways give people a good fright.

Cockatiel, I have one as a pet. Also like the look of the peach faces.

If it can't fly it aint a bird

That David Attenbrough thing he did on lyre birds was cool.

Pheasants are cool. I would say my favorite type of pheasant is the peacock.

Dat plumage baby...

Say that to my face bitch and not over the Internet and see what fuckin happens.

Pic related, it's me.

BANTI

They copy any noise. Can make a sound exactly like a phone ringing, chainsaw... you name it.
Super cool

The fuckin Peacocks at the Hamilton Zoo jump the fence and roam around the street and then just go back whenever they want. Zoo is around all the back roads so no one bothers them.

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Only true birds can soarPic related: its me

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Ground niggers

Aaaaaaaaaaahnnnnnaaaaaaaa!!!

Condor, for safety.

Bunch of pussies that just fly away from trouble. We some street niggas.
Square up bitch ass faggot ass queer ass pussy nigga.
You faggots can't even hunt, you just wait for shit to die. Buster.

Wrong, fuck you.

U wot cunt

>fast as fucc, boi

These guys are awesome if you build a relationship with one. Smart niggers. There was one that used to squawk at everyone at the buss stop in the morning, he would strut up and down just looking at everyone going caah caaah. There is one that sits ontop of the light post on my way to town, 90% of the time it is there and calls out to people for shits and gigs. I think they get bored and like the attention from humans

Fuck you up son

The OG bird.

Don't know that I have a favorite
Secretary birds are neat though

Ravens and crows. They're intelligent, sociable, they never go hungry and they seem to have fun.

iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/can-crows-be-trained-pick-litter/

Teach em smart cunts to pick up garbage

I only fuck 2D birds

JUST BECAUSE WE CAN'T FLY DOESN'T MEAN WE AREN'T REAL BIRDS!!
FIGHT ME FAGGOT!

Worlds largest kingfisher is the kookaburra

Damn straight son!

Mine is the chicken

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Fuck off, skys full floor niggers

Underrated post.
>skys full niggers.

Yeah but it's a noisy fucker.

Gotta love me some pigeons

The resplendent Quetzal!

They're fucking snake-killers and that's pretty badass considering that it's Australia we're talking about.

resplendant quetzals are pretty cool, did a project on them in 2nd grade when we had to do a project on a bird

this is the only correct answer

O_o

These retards come to poop and chirp n my window, idk why

youtube.com/watch?v=NL6-qhbJ3c8

youtube.com/watch?v=z1a2KN4GwbU

youtube.com/watch?v=d0d8AgI_gDI

more?

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Red-tailed hawk. I have at least one near my house that has nested here for years, coming back after each migration. They have the most badass calls of any bird IMO.

Tiny sneks tho.
This rabbit will show kookaburras the meaning of badass.
youtube.com/watch?v=1yfI3p1Umy8

My city is full of these qt3.14s, they're also noisy as fuck although they're more shy and easily scared than pigeons. Apparently someone freed a few of these in the 1970's and they just decided to stay and multiply.

this is breddy gud too. I wish they'd close down our local zoo and just let them roam free in the park (zoo is within this big park).

but your bird isn't even real

forgot pic

Real anatomy

I fucking love crows. About as smart, if not as smart as African Greys

I like ducks.

Fuck I didn't even realize that wasn't a photo, was just searching for the clearest pic lol

nothing can beat the Great Tit

World noisiest fucking loud-ass nigger-screamer bird.

Sky rats are pretty clever too. I love how dumb and aimless they appear to be day to day. It's something I sort of strive for

Are you sure about that?

Certainly is an aspiration.

Yes crows are best birds. Not even a contest for the reasons you say.

Oh boy is this going to be a close one...

And not as fucking bitchy as a grey either. They're such moody faggots.

What does everyone think about hot black cock?

I used to have huge flocks if them fly over my house and sleep in the trees surrounding my home when I lived in the country. It was hell.
I hate them almost as much as I hate swans.

WRONG!

>It looks better when it's caged

why would you hate swans?

I FUCKING LOVE BIRDS

Well I certainly don't want it in my anus.

Mate, ever had an encounter with a Black Swan? They are some big aggressive mother fuckers. They don't play.

If you like brids watch this series, it is best.

Falco

What? No Shoebill?
Get on my level

Can't say I have. Never had an encounter with a bear either, pretty sure that wouldn't go well for me either, but it doesn't mean I hate bears. I just try not to have encounters with them.

Yes, but swans are basically nature's aircraft carriers.

Also, yes, I do suggest searching for "Swans carrying babies"

Basically I was assaulted by a swan when I was little and it stole my cheese and crackers before waddling off like the dick that it was.
They have such beady little eyes.

Also spiderbird

Plovers may be evil, but damn this one is cute.

>666
Satan trips confirm Swans are devil birds.
Also, check'd

one of my favorites is pic related
>would rek the shit out of ur pussy birdies

>pic related

Never seen one. Very nice

Yeah, but gotta love the cheeky and beautiful Kea.

blackbird

Saw about 10 of these jumping around on the grass. It was so cute until one mounted the other bird that was sitting calmy. Then they started wrestling and they all then flew into a masove tree, skwaking like mad men

No osprey? These beauties live by near my house

>until one mounted the other bird that was sitting calmy. Then they started wrestling and the
I bet you don't look that charming while fucking either

I mean look at those talons

what the heck kinda doggo is that?

Thats cool as fuck.

Yeah blackbirds are cool except when they decide to spend an hour doing that stupid alarm call outside your house.

GREYS FOR DAYS
But for real love mine.

love that call, reminds me of summer

You live in costa rica?

I love these little fuckers

These guys are the biggest cunts. They swoop everything

best birdo

they come right up to you they're adorable

Don't care what kind of bird, just as long as they are tough as fuck.

Lyrebird. Be amazed.

youtube.com/watch?v=RSZtoXIb7do

gotta love this thread

Like this?
youtube.com/watch?v=9yLM_5Slz4Y
Why don't they just fuck off if they see something they don't like?

To badass for you

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For shame Cred Forums

no one has posted the coolest bird

I guess I meant this

youtube.com/watch?v=zMA_Wb20bvY

Where???

Yeah that's a nice sound. That's why I say they're cool until they decide to sit there making an alarm call for an hour instead of just flying away.

kinda like swallows when youre within a 10km fucking radius of their nest, fucking psychopath cunts

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My bird is best bird. She kicks ass.

Eclectus parrot for anyone wondering.

I have a favourite and a most respected bird. This one here is the most respected. It's a Cassowary (aka. The Horned Nope Bird of Death) from Queensland, Australia. It is the reason I don't like the rainforests of Queensland. I encountered one as a child. It will literally headbutt you to death or if its super salty it will gut you with it's fucking claw!

My favourite is the Australian Magpie. They make cool sounds and are normally chill as fuck but lose their shit in spring and attack people for looking at the tree they live in. Also they attack cycle-fags too. I always feed them so they hang around my house and set nests up nearby. I enjoy watching them assault cunts riding past. Asians are funny to watch get attacked because they try to swat the bird which just pisses it off more.

You are an evil man :)