/s/fur bread ride: ass edition

/s/fur bread ride: ass edition

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Thread = ded

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Any petite lizards?

Cute.

femdom is hot

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Got more like these?

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i proclaim this
/thread
come back later

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MUUUUUUUUUUUUDS

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Well, that's the first seeing this.
And i hope it'll be the last.

tits edition

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WELP i just got kicked out of an important interview. dumbass me has too long of hair.

horray,

more butt

cut ur hair

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ponytail?

yupp. too late for that now.

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nah, nazi side swoosh.

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There was this one time where I went into an interview and I had short hair. I got the job.

whatever. fuck it. it's pure Mr. Clean Shiny Chrome Dome time if i get a second chance.

idgaf if my head looks like a lumpy potato.

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>too long of hair.
Fucking retarded. That's not a real reason. Why the fuck is it okay for women to have long hair but not men?

Also this.

WHAT
Dude. Where the fuck do you live that that is considered 'long' and is bad?

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you were probably over qualified

not where I live. workplace standards. it didn't look "professional".

fuckin' chrome fuckin' dome next time.

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The fuck? How is that not considered professional? What the fuck do they want you to look like?

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i just relized, how few ponytails i have in my folder.....

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I can provide you one if you show me your body.

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Check these singles.

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MOTHERFUCKER

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Don't have much to contribute, but if y'all have any bunny girls I'd love to see them.

Bonus points if they're wearing a choker.

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Already in the thread. Pisses me off because I was waiting a few seconds. I could have had it had I not waited.

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Jay nalor isn't good please stop. Every fuckin thread, I swear.

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4/?

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So real talk for a moment: there's no chance of us ever getting together, is there?

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5/?

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prolly not
we're 2000 miles apart to say the least

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I didn't think so. I wish you were bi. I want a tall bf who can sympathize with me.

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6/?

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I mean gf. Yeah, gf.

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