So, Cred Forums. I was thinking about joining the military. I'm a reasonably fit 22 year old...

So, Cred Forums. I was thinking about joining the military. I'm a reasonably fit 22 year old. What branch should I join and what job should I try and get? Any advice would be appreciated. Also fat girl thread.

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Marines if you're an idiot doing this for pride. Otherwise, Navy in either HVAC or Communications.

Armyfag here, joined when I was 22, tried going special forces, got hurt and it didn't work out, stuck as an infantryman for now, got 3 years leftvin my contract. My advice to you, don't bite off more than you can chew before you're even in, take something that you can get a career in, and if you want to go further than that, or do want to go combat arms, the choice is always there, just try getting in and seeing if it's for you or not, but my recommendation, join the Air Force, you get treated much better and the quality of work is a hell of a lot better too. All in all, do your research before joining

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My best friend is a marine. I like to think I'm not as retarded as him. Also, it's just because the military will feed me really. Also, can't swim for shit so Navy isn't a good idea probably.

I dunno, they have an mos that involves playing with dead people and that seems fun. Always wanted to work in a mortuary.

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Captcha just gets more and more creative with ways to annoy.

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o man hottie!

Bump

Go for it then, just don't let your recruiter dissuade you by promising bonuses and whatever else comes along with another mos, more often than not, it falls through

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I know how used car salesmen work. And from what I understand you don't necessarily get to pick your job. At least if you're a Marine.

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Best advice I can give you, go air force or navy, choose a mos that will lead to a civilian career (if you're not planning on doing college after), and whatever the fuck you do lie your ass off on your enlistment forms.

Do not admit to any allergies or that leg you broke as a child, you're perfectly healthy and everything is great

Also, how hard would it be to get a tattoo waiver?

What kind of field do you want to be in?

I am more healthy than a genetically engineered superhuman. And they'll have a hella time figuring out otherwise.

I dunno. There was an mos where I could play with dead people. I'm a casualty of directionless education and a shit job market. Anything that's not moving boxes for 8-10 hours a day.

FUCK I FORGOT A PICTURE. I HAVE SHAMED MY FAMIRY. MUST COMMIY SHINJUKU

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Not really fat, but thick and black. 2 of my favorite things.

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If you have a degree of any sort, or are reasonably intelligent, air force will give you the best pay and benefits. Otherwise, army is the way to go as they have the most options for jobs, decent pay, and you can gain skills useful in civilian world. Marines is for angry young men that want to go to war, or people who want to do it as a career for the next 20+ years. Navy and CG are middle of the road between airforce and marines. Not quit as many civilian transferable skills, but less of the motard grunt attitude. Source: lots of friends and family in various branches of military.

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Don't.

The military isn't what it used to be. The benefits aren't there anymore. The pay is about what you'll make working in a warehouse. The only upside to that shit anymore is the bragging rights and you only really get those if you're in the Marines.

My best advise to you is to hit up a trade school and get certified in something. College degrees are a dime a dozen now but certifications showing you're not some lazy jack off who is gonna sit in a cubicle playing on Facebook are gold.

Coast Guard has too strict of requirements for me. Navy sounds nice, but I can't swim. Boat goes down, I go down. I dunno. I could probably do air force, but I'd get shit for the rest of forever because a few of my friends are Marines.

Fuckin thickness who is that??

Well, I was working in a warehouse. So I mean, that would be par for the course. I'm not looking to make big bucks, I'm looking to get fed.

AND I FORGOT A PICTURE AGAIN GOD FUCKING DAMN IT

I dunno. Some black chick I found here.

PAWG EX.

I heard the Air Force is where it's at, friend of mine is in intelligence.

I'm not gonna lie, I kinda want someone to just make my decision for me. SATAN TAKE THE WHEEL

All good, thanks. Keep em coming. Best thread I've seen in a while

Have you talked to recruiters in your city for each branch, and found out what skills they are looking for? Each one will have specific recruitment quotas, and they are only permitted to sign people up for jobs on those lists unless you're some sort of Chris Kyle type person. Call and make appointments, don't just show up. This shows you're serious about it, and your recruiter will treat you with more respect and be honest with you. And don't worry about what your friends think of your choice of branch. It's better to get a good job, and be happy and successful in it, than prove to your friends that you're as cool or tough as they are. You said you're 22. You need to make decisions for you, and no one else. I bandwagoned a lot when I was your age, and let family and friends badger me into doing things I had no desire to. Ten years later, I have nothing but regret, debt, and a failed business. Be smart now, so you don't end up starting again from square one when you're 30.

So basically, if you don't really want to do anything join the air force. If you don't really know what you want to do join the army and go medic. When I was in every assignment I had I was at a different combat arms unit. And being a medic even at a low rank gives you special privileges because high ranking folks don't want to mess with the medic.

You get to choose in the Army, just as long as your asvab score is high enoughAnd the Sergeant Major of the Army made sleeves alright here, just so long as you don't have any neck or face tattoos

Jocko podcast

Post some nudes so we can better decide which body of the military you'd be best for ;)

I talked to the Army recruiters 5 years ago.

I make bad decisions though.

Medic does sound fun. And messy.

What about knuckle tattoos?

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As long as your tattoos aren't obscene, you should be alright, you can get waivers easily; they said I'd never hold a weapon or jump out of planes because I'm red/green colorblind, but I'm doing it anyway

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I'm blue yellow colorblind. Also, my knuckles say "abomination" in Hebrew. Also I have a naked girl on my thigh.

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Brownie time.

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Then your thigh will become a victim of serial assault on the regular.

Ayy jackpot trips

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Well. Thus is life I suppose.

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Look up Jockopodcast. Listen to Jockopodcast. Then join the Navy seals.

Nigga I can't swim. For like the third time in this thread. I don't even float.

Cute as fuck!

Then join the national guard.

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I've got a couple more of her I think. But my phone isn't pornganized. I may or may not post more.

Is it easy to get in military in America? I wanted to apply for Canadian military but man, the want references and job history from the last five years. I was in a hole in the basement for five years, I have nothing to put down. I ended up giving up, which is too bad I think it would have really given my life direction.

Nah brah. I wanna go somewhere not 6 blocks from my apartment.

I have at least one more of this ass.

Or not.

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FUCKPISSASSSHIT

Def keep posting if you have more

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Perfect ass

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IF! you are smart, Air Force or Navy. In the most high tech job possible that you may like. I'd personally go AF as those ships in the Navy aren't cruise ships. AD has good barracks, excellent food, high tech as he'll, land based, good looking women.

So so good. Please more

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Of course you could be like me, 30 years as Infantry. Learn how to walk- the- walk, not just talk the talk like a fucking useless REMF POG.

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Don't really care about the food. But not being on a boat just sounds nice.

I think I'd be shit as regular infantry. I'd be the dumbass that steps on an IED or catches a grenade. Or falls down the stairs and break a leg during a firefight.

Lol u faggot fuk off ooh 30 years of made up jewish kike loving bulshit whhooooo i bet ur mum is so proud

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This thread is going too SLOW!

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its not hard to join the navy unless you're
a nigger user

Wanna have gay sex while we wait?

Army vet here. I was in intel and i got to travel to over 20 countries. Mostly europe.

I had fun, would do it again.

coast guard gets the most pussy

Post something then faggot. I done did my part. Ass for advice. Whiny cunt.

Pffftttt lolololol

yeah don't listen to this idiot

Is intel fun? Or is it just a lot of admin shit?

>ask question about joining military
>Fat girl thread
>Can't swim
Welcome aboard private Jamal.

"Stuck in infantry"

You mean you are blessed with infantry

I'm actually extremely white. Pretty sure I was adopted and my parents just covered me in whiteout.

No you're not. You can't even swim. Anyways just do Intel. You make a fuck ton once you get out.

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Healthy=/=knowing how to swim. I live in the rural midwest. There's nothing to swim in. All the water I see is usually ice. Either I'm a pussy or a retard. But I'm a heathy pussy/retard. What do you even do in intel?

>captcha asks me about lakes

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My advice would be to go in as an officer if you can. Otherwise choose a job that will translate into something in the civilian workplace afterwards. I'm joining the AF as an Aircraft Structural Maintainer. Hoping to learn a lot about the trade and get a job with a major airline once I get out.

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I was a 63B in the army (mechanic) and shit was cash. Motorpools are always laid back and job is pretty easy. Lot's of cookouts, sports days, got stationed in Hawaii, Texas, and South Korea. Had a blast, would definitely do it again. I did always kind of wish I had gone to warrant officer school so I could fly helis, but that's just my personal interest. But if you can, go 63B Army

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Join navy

I grew up in Indy for the most part of my life and was able to learn how to swim in a year. Just to become a 0311/8404.

All I know is our Intel guys usually watched drone feeds of current civil wars. Looked at classified mapping and stuff. They get jobs starting out at 100k before they even get out.

Fuck Motor-T. You guys are the laziest fucks ever. Then you go out in town pretending you're infantry or an operator.

>Tfw I'll never have a loyal, plain faced, sexy freak wife

Someday user... find the cumslut you want and make her yours.

Never pretended to be infantry. You dumb fucks can have that shit. I didn't join to act like a badass, I joined for the $15k bonus and because I was bored with my hometown. Go ahead and catch bullets dipshit. I've got volleyball to play and cooks to bang

And who the fuck would pretend to be an operator? We sent those dumb fucks to get exhaust samples. Not a glorious mos by any means

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not to go off topic but damn got anymore of her?

I already fucked up and settled, but thanks

Oh yes

I've never even had the occasion to swim aside from a couple weeks of freshman gym class fucking 8 years ago. But that sounds pretty boring. Like watching tv.

I'm pretty good a jerryfucking vehicles back together. Shit as a real mechanic.

QUADS yasss I'm so proud

Probably not. Sorry.

Military vehicles are stupid easy. Plus they have a manual for everything and a whole platoon of mechanics. If you can't figure it out, someone in your motorpool can.

Woow what an ass!!

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Get the fuck off my board with that "yaaaasss" shit. You don't belong here.

Well let's see what you settled on guy.

This is my ex I still fuck from time to time.

Well. That does sound moderately easy. Especially if there's other people to help.

12 year Air Force fag here. Join the air guard. if you like it you can seek full time employment, if not, you only lose a weekend a month. They will pay for school and whatnot. Plus you can stay close to home if that's an issue. Or you can go to another state. it's whatever.

what state are you in OP

Doesnt matter if you are fat. Boot camp/basic will fix that. Do you have a degree?

this dude got it right marine vet here join the air force get treated like gold

It was pretty sweet. Plus you're always in a support battalion so you can get in close with all the cook and clerk chicks. Just don't wife any of them. There's a reason a girl joins the army, and it's never a good one

I'm not fat. So that's not an issue. And no. Just a scrublord wageslave.

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yea theyll talk shit about you being the airforce while their crawling around in the sand wishing they were you trust me man air force is the way to go i was in the marines shits for the birds

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flawless victory

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I am prior navy. It was the best experience of my life, and I am a better person for it. I have visited every country in asia from russia to indonesia, and the west side of south america. My advice to you, is to go navy and ask to be either an aviation electronics technician, or an aviation electrician. Both dont do scrublord work, and if you enjoy aircraft, its like going to an airshow everyday.

Fucked up girls are my bag.

None of them are combat arms. So it's not like they're even doing anything badass.

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AirForce is your best option if you want a great career in and out of the military. Just don't pick Secfo (security forces), you'll want to kill yourself a year into contract. Shittiest job you could have, and the most common, so don't pick general. Just pick a bunch of different jobs you think you'd be interested in, if/when you pass meps.

what this guy said. They treat you better in the AirForce.

Colorblind. Can't into electrician. RIP me.

I think Air Force is the majority vote. Gonna see what kinda jobs they have then I guess.

You get to pick your job in any branch, except marines.

pararescue is super cool. check out that one. unless you don't want to jump out of planes and shit

I'm more of a solid ground kinda guy. But that does sound badass. When I was gonna join the Army like 5 years ago, I was gonna be a Cryptological Linguist. Maybe try for that shit again.

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Is it weird that I kinda want to do EOD?

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more!

These are all her

And so is this

are those zits or 500 mini nipples?

I've been with a wide variety of body types but girls with big asses are always best. Thanks for all of these.

Normal part of the areola bro

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Not too late to apply....
Better late, than never.

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Cont
No problem man, I'm glad she still sends nudes and fucks from time to time. Give her a good fap sometime.

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she doesn't have areolas

Who is this? More please!

Cont.

Nice

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Mechanics favorite phrase, "thats operator level"

Electronic Warfare at Joint Support Service, then changed to CyberWar Center. German Army. Nice Job and enough military for this "office Job"

Well you can't be a marine then cuz we're all amphibus. You can learn though all you need is discipline

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Hnnnngg

Love the ridiculous thickness on her. Continue if you have more please

I will see what I have

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more!

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