It's national boyfriend day, what did you guys do with your boyfriends?

it's national boyfriend day, what did you guys do with your boyfriends?

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he wants to know what anons did with their boyfriends

personally? i sat at home and cried because i'm lonely and have no bf

>personally? i sat at home and cried because i'm lonely and have no bf
this

I can be your imaginary far away boyfriend, as I am also alone

nice pic, tho

>far away
where are you from, user?

spain

=3

spain is nice, why don't u have a cute spanish boyfriend?

*pomf*

why don't you?

it's not easy user

where are you?

>why don't you?
because i don't live in spain, user. i don't have a boyfriend because i'm not hot enough currently, that's why i joined the gym.

australia, you?

fug forgot a pic

well I haven't found anyone gay that I like, so...
also no one knows I am a faggot yet, which makes it even more difficult

why don't people know you're gay, user? what are you afraid of?

because I don't have the necessity to tell my family/friends that I am gay if I don't even HAVE a gay boyfriend

I don't even live with a conservative family, I just think it would be weird

a lot of cuties in melb

i understand, only a few people know that i'm bi. doesn't seem that big of a deal until i actually get a boyfriend, you know?

i wouldn't know, don't go to the cbd much. most guys i see in melbourne are hot, rather than cute.

how old?

18

legal in australia ;)

you're from melbourne too, i take it?

Awww cute~

Nah, sadly, amerifag

Did the same as you, OP.

halloween boys are the best boys, it's a fact.

been to melbourne before, then?

nope, just seem a lot of hot boys post from there

need to visit

well if you browse shota threads there are quite a lot of australians, only like 3 from melbourne that i know, though. most liveable city in the world, you know.

maybe~

what city are you in? Sounds better right now~

well people call me melbfag in shota threads so i'm sure you can guess.

>tfw cant get a cute bf in portugal

heh, we already know each other ;)

that other user literally said he was from spain

go back to canada.

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how was work, babe? :^)

You do know spain and portugal are different countries, right?

closer than aus or usa

>practically the same language
>literally next to each other
>not that big
i'm sure you can go have sex with them,

Lol fags

nothing gets past you, eh?

jealous?

watching haikyuu and cuddling

>actually having a bf
stop making us jealous, user.

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halloween is truly the best holiday

>not making one of you highscool friends your bf
are you even trying?

Who's the character in this he seems familiar

nothing because cute anime boys are 2d and i'm stuck in texas

sounds awfully gay user, idk.

it's reiji you uncultured FUCK (he's the best boy)

Not him but I finished high-school about 4 years ago so a bit late now

Gundam was something I've always wanted to watch but never got around to

hahah only found out he was gay 2 years after highschool
we met up, had some dates ended up doing the seccs
now im his bf and i feel kinda happy for the first time in years
never give up user its worth it

I legit dont have a clue of what game I want to play

yeah it's alright, i just watched it for the cute boys.

is he cute?

pokemon go, duh, it's what all the cool kids are playing, babe.

fap for clarity

I mean an actual game

idk I just keep changing minds about what I want to play

E.g dont wqnt to play runescape, overwach, PoE, WoW, league

idk

do what the other user said and jerk off for clarity, babe.

didnt help

yes he is
tall, blue percing eyes, dark semi short hair, slim dunt not gross skelly
also he makes fun faces when i blow him

clearly you need to jerk off again, then.

>tall
smaller boys are cuter, though.

Once you have that clarity it immediately becomes clear that jacking off was the best thing you could do anyway

Stop showing off and making us all jealous

i like boys who are taller than me
tbqh
you could all have this too is my point
just try

Nekopara

>i like boys who are taller than me
fucking disgusting, how can you be the sexy masculine dom if they're taller than you?

>implying im dom

cum play with me~

>boys who are taller than me
how toll are you? ;)

>not wanting to have a cute small sub bf
are you fucking gay or something?

no that was yesterday. you dumb gaybo bastard

I gave my boyfriend kisses on his lips and willy and made him a nice meal

>tfw no bf
>tfw you are slowly accepting that you were not meant to have anyone special

stop making us jealous please, user.

none of us have bfs, user, but we'll all make it one day

Nej det e kanelbulle dagen idag

im 175 cm hes 181 cm
ill have to go get that checked
ill call my doc right now

Maybe you don't get to have anyone special because you will be special to someone else.

What city in Spain?

don't speak danish, sorry.

>181cm
>tall
eh, not really

perhaps. sadly it doesn't seem that way either.

no. heh heh heh

I kissed his lips and his neck and his nipples and tummy then kissed his willy again and again on the tip and did other naughty stuff. Then we looked at tabletop stuff and I made him spaghetti bolognese

Well self pity is an entire pointless activity user, that does nothing but fuels itself.

more link pls

:(

link is a very big qt, isn't he?

tall enough tho

>:(

hehehehehe sucka

its a toss up between playing ark survival alone or rimworld or overwatch

yeah he is I had sum nice link material but lost it and I met a qt who looked like link but he was underage so it wasnt right

I need a local short hairless twink...

awwwww adorbs~

my imaginary boyfriend is probably cuter than your real boyfriend, though.

>rimworld
>rim
>world

i'll rim your world, babe. but seriously just play some flash game or some shit. it's almost 3AM anyway, i imagine you won't be playing for that long.

>but he was underage so it wasn't right
WTF user?! YOU MISED OUT!

we all need a short qt in our lives

Isn't that what we're all wishing for

yeah probably but unlike you I feel my soft tender bf cuddle into me at night and I know he loves me

I mean things to do gameplay wise in general, not right now

m-me?

haha yeah but he isn't a catboy, sucka.

bloons tower defence.

>WTF user?! YOU MISED OUT!

ew no. Not 4 me thnx

depends how underage he was, what are we talking here?

kik?

he can be. Slap a tail and ears on him

.....then fuckin slap him around and hurt him ;P

i think he was replying to the "adorbs" comment, so apparently he has a bf.

Second on bloons it's a fun casual game that can waste some time

15 going on 16.

>going on 16
completely legal in my country, you missed out, user.

makes more sense

noo im faithful

not in my country baba we met online and for him 2 cum 4 bigg fukks it would be soliciting a minor. PLus my limit is 18

so give me his info because it's legal in my country :^)

You got kik I'll share it with you

it was a meme, i assume you're american and i don't really like american boys anyway.

What country are you in I thought it was 18 for most unless your like within 2 years of them

australia, age of consent is 16.

nah we're brits and ur a meme

oh brits? yeah give me your kik then, i'm down for that.

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not my kik you silly memester his kik, you want his kik I'll post it and you can be like "Oi m8 fancy a sukkkk?"

that's not your boyfriend, liar.

oh i thought you'd give me your kik then tell me his kik on there, lol. yeah give me that kik.

Im married does that count?

to a boy? yes. if not you're a fag.

lol you silly billy. Its P00P00G3n3r4l

Dont ask, he had a weird sense of humour and quite a memester

sounds interesting, thanks user.

a loyal boy... mmm

yeah he was quite a character. No problem bby

does such a thing really exist?

work was not good, but today is last day before "weekend"
also just got here, I believe the user you were talking to is a little west of me

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username doesn't seem to exist :(

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kek trolled. Nigger. We used skype

supposedly

Daily reminder that lewd Killugon is a sin.

you sure got me there, user. a real prankster.

allegedly.

enjoy

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yep. You naughty poof poof. Idk tho we blocked each other cause he was like "we need to otherwise we wont and it will be difficult" and I forgot his name. Sorry fam you naughty boiiiii

maybe someday

i wish i had a boyfriend. id make love to him all day.

never.

well you came to the right thread, user. we're all lonely and looking for boyfriends.

keep tryin'

>posting lewd killugon
didn't you LITERALLY tell us not to

me? no... love that lewd duo

too many killugon posters to keep up with

never said it would be easy

it'll be hard, much like i am.

let's see~

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got kik?

Nothing because I'm not cute and have no qt boyfriendo

just kiLL ME

don't worry user, where are you from? i'm sure we can set you up with another qt on here.

Me and my girlfriend agreed that it wouldn't be fair to celebrate boyfriend day because we didn't celebrate girlfriend day (August 1st)

I'm one of those forever alone types, hit me up if you're bored.

[email protected]

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>girlfriend
are you gay or some shit?

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Any femanons here into ageplay? I have some free time and a wicked imagination.

no?

too many fish posters to keep up with

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idk that sounds awfully gay, user.

fishboys are the lewdest boys, and therefore the best boys.

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You're all disgusting

nothing disgusting about wanting an underage boyfriend, user.

more links

good taste in boys, user.

Well thanks user !
Do you like them athletic ? Or you just like Link ? I might have more for you

i just love link, but pit x link is the best. it's a science fact.

>tfw mid 20s and never had a gf/bg/kiss/sex

i can be your boyfriend for tonight user~

Damn, I love pit
Science never disappoints me

are you french, user? you did that french thing where they put a space before the punctuation.

I actually am, but didn't know it was a french thing !
I can't even remember who taught me to do this...

>No one ever likes fat guys
>Just bearmode guys

As an aussie, yay to more aussies.

Need a butt to grab and squeeze.

ilu shotabros, have a good day/sleep

you frenchies are easy to spot with that punctuation

delete lawyer
hit the facebook
get a gym

what state?

bye user!

SA

You're probably on the other side of the planet.

>Thinking I use Facebook
>Why would I need a lawyer
>I already do, fat doesn't go away in a couple months

closer to vic than other states, i guess. are you a total qt?

australia, as i just said to the other user.

it's a meme, hit the gym is what i'm saying.

ty for the tip !
From ?

forgot to contribute

again, australia. man i need to refresh before posting so i don't need to make like 50 different replies.

So it really is almost exactly on the other side of the planet.
Germany here.

actually australia has no antipode on land, closest is africa i think. new zealand is pretty close to germany, though

>tfw when closet bisexual
>want cute guy to fool around with
>don't want friends and family to find out
>live in small conservative town so finding someone is not happening

I just wanna suck a cock is that too much to ask

antipode for Germany is some 500km south east from new zealand.

Yes, you are definition of biscum user.

>is that too much to ask
apparently so, user. why would your friends and family need to find out you had a qt friend you fooled around with? go to a club or something.

close enough?

I feel you buddy, I just want a cute twink to be my fuck toy

Lots of internet legends about your country... Are your animals and plants really as dangerous as they say ?

Move out. You'll never be free here

i mean there was a fuckhuge spider on my wall the other day, and i've seen lots of deadly spiders in the past. as for plants idk, the gympie gympie is bad but they're rare.

Living in a city it's not that easy either, because there's still a (small) chance for people you know finding out.
I'm kind of paranoid, so I don't exactly try to get dick, but depending on who (and if it was safe) would offer some, I'd be up for it.

I learned to love spiders and treat them with respect, especially if I'm the one forcing an interaction.
They're super interesting.

yeah but it was really big and on my wall and i wasn't sure if it was venomous so i killed it. better to be safe than sorry. i leave most spiders alone, as long as they're not directly affecting me.

I'm from melb bb ;3c

but are you a cutie?

I contracted a severe fear of insects/spiders/etc since that shit movie, Evolution... Guess Australia is no country for me
Got a friend moving here in a few month though, any advice for him ?

as long as he stays within the spider-free areas set up by the Department of Defence he should be fine. otherwise godspeed.

This thread is absolute cancer. Bunch of 12 year olds and a couple downies posting softcore. Sage

Learning how to handle spiders (and insects) really helps.
If you're worried it might bite you, you can get some big cup or bowl etc. and do the usual to catch it. Do things slowly, reduce vibrations (no stomping or jumping), don't blow on it, so it doesn't feel too threatened.
Action and reaction. Spiders shouldn't react unpredictably this way.

After understanding how amazing spiders are, I never killed one again.

Cry harder fegit

well i wasn't originally intending it to be a shota thread so i posted softcore shit.

yeah but you gotta admit they're pretty scary

go on, share some hardcore stuff then

They might look different from most regular insects or animals, but they're not scary to me anymore.
I've learned too much about them for them to be scary.

YO ANYONE AUSTRALIAN HERE I'M AWAKE AT 4 AM AND I WISH I WASN'T SO ALONE

>tfw you're too ugly for anyone
why live

you look pretty qt, what state?

Are *you*? You a smoothbutt?

I guess here we have a different perception of distances. I mean, driving to spain feels like a huge distance to me.

I never kill spiders, 'cause I hate mosquitoes a lot more. I trap them and put them outside, or let them live in a corner of my apartment. They're actually useful. I just can't approach/touch them, they're just too...crawly

Vict[spoiler]asmania[/spoiler]

fucking kill me

ill post 2d now coz i dont want to whore up the thread

aussies are gay

think more tall and masculine rather than cute.

most likely, considering how big and barren australia is.

nah, post more butt. tasmania isn't that far away either.

there you are, was wondering when you might show up.

>Me
>in charge of knowing how to post or spoiler

kill me x2

tru

im going to sleep now

you should all kill yourselves

Add me on kik lonelyboy "dawnappears"

gn babe~

if i dont get to sleep within the next 30 minutes I will kms, i have class in the morning

>having responsibilities
lmaoing at ur life rn

he's been hinting about getting caged, tonight it will be done. to bad though, I do enjoy sucking on his 5 incher, I don't let him cum that way, just a way of teasing him.

who the fuck are you talking to / what is the context?

>tfw nobody will cage me

nice cock

Jeez why can't you live in the uk

well tasmanianon, you still there?

Kik/whatever: I'll cage you c;

I think it's fun having them on my hands, seeing how different species (etc.) behave differently, like those tiny 1-2mm spiders outside.
When they're on your hand, they always go to the highest point. If there's wind, they raise their abdomen, release thread and, if the wind is strong enough, balloon away.

Jumping spiders are quite interesting, too. They're the species I'd recommend arachnophobic people to get into.
Observe their behavior. Watch videos. Look at close-up photos. Read about them. Slowly read about and watchvideos about other spiders. (that's how it worked for me)

For bigger spiders like tarantulas it's different. Depending on the family/subfamily and some other factors, they might go into their threatening pose more quickly than other ones. Some might even run away before that. Even for two individual spiders of the same species, their character can be different.

tasmanian user dead? rip.

Thread is kill anyway, let's make another one

Well, simple question: where are you looking for bfs atm?

it's 5 in the morning. i'm not really up for posting any more, i just want to get tamania user's kik or some shit.

on Cred Forums, apparently.

>tfw no cute twink bf in booty shorts to grind cocks with

here mostly
dating apps
live in middle of nowhere

Feel you bro

>tfw no dom bf to hot dog me in snug booty shorts

where are you from? cause i'm totally a dom.

Ughhh okay it's JawshyBee

If you dont mind a chubby bear, Id dom and hot dog you

I'm a UK fag. :c

got kik? i'm from the uk.

Ick no fucking chubs

What apps do you guys use? Grindr is like a ghost town in my area

Loneliness is the only app I need.

Grindr sucks dick and not in a good way. Most people are fucktardedly stupid.

Be lonely with me then

Is there anything else available thats decent?

if you're a qt in australia sure

I wish

Heh he doesn't care for anything but his fetish, leave him be. :^)

no?

iunno maybe craigslist, just gotta find cool peeps and wade through all the shit, look everywhere.

who is craig anyway

dude

nigga

yes?

would sukk/10

i believe you mean succ

melbanon?

thanks nichan

yes, kek.

wtf ru doin nipples

EAT THEM

=3

so give me ur fucking kik

I think my gf is going to break up with me, today, over skype, is it time to go gey? How do into cute for men?

post in shota threads like you're currently doing. already 50% of the way there, user. just start jerking off to some cute anime boys.

but how do i attract/become a cute boy for the gays? I don't want to be forever alone

>become a cuteboy
difficult unless you're genetically blessed, easier becoming sexy and then getting a cuteboy bf. so hit the gym, faggot.

if women think I am cute, is that the same thing? And I can do sexy, ill double gym, thanks user for helping me with this sexy degeneracy

gl finding a qt boyfriend in the future, user.

Thanks, I hope you already have one/are one/ find one really soon :D

currently in the hoping to find one real soon category :(

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>kik

good goy

>elevenfortyseven

kik elevenfortyseven!! kik elevenfortyseven!! we've got kik elevenfortyseven here!!

nice try

you see? nobody cares.

nice try