Ask a ferret anything

lol op doesn't deliver
>op is a fagret.

Duk Dukduk Duk Dukduk Dukduk Dukduk Duk Duk?

1.3 centimeters, not bad compares to my bros'.

never

people call me all kinds of things, it used to piss me off but Ive got used to it i guess.

man fuck that, did you call the police?

Holy fuck go back to facebook

fuck hats, whenever my faggot owner puts shit on me i take it off.

no, u

lol your dialect is allll off.

Ever dreamed of being human? How do you type?

Duk off then

Sometimes, humans have good foods
I type with my hands?..Im not retarded, just small.

are you single?

The strenght is pretty awesome but our society makes it look like it's obsolete.
What food would you eat first if you suddenly became human?

wew wew wew wew wew wew?

Ferret is cute

Do u lurk on a regular base?

Do you like to hide shiny things?

no i have a gf named dara, shes old but shes got a sexy ass. i wish i still had my balls.

I prefer minks

fucking whole bag of hot cheetos

wewt?

when my owner isnt looking, he doesnt like me near the keyboard because i like to chew on the tasty mouse cord.

no but my gf likes to hide ps controllers.

and?

wow you guys are fags

They are like bigger more buff ferrets

Who's a good boy? Is it you?
Are you a floofy love snek?
Yes, you are.

what kind of Doggo are you? i see that you are not the usual work bork ones.

what's cracking?

nu-uh

:)

i ferat

not much, you?

yeah, i don't think the police are going to bother.
i rescued him outside of walgreens while he was being attacked by a bunch of people who don't know what a ferret is

he also lost his right eye from the attack

Welp. I talked to a floof snek, I think I'm done on the internet today. Imma go work on my essay.

Are u familiar with this?

no ive never seen that in my life.

your opinion on dogs and cats?

small dogs are pretty cool, i like wiener doggos the best. big doggos try to eat me.
i live with 2 cats, one likes to wrestle, the others an asshole.