So Cred Forums I really want to eat my cum and when I finally cum I lose the urge...

So Cred Forums I really want to eat my cum and when I finally cum I lose the urge. Do y'all have any tips and tricks so I can overcome that obstacle and eat my cum.

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Have you... tried not being a faggot?

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I'm not gay I just want to eat my cum.

I have some bad news for you user...

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You know it looks tasty.

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Eating your own cum isn't gay it's kinda like eating you own boogers.

Yeah... which is fucking disgusting.

Would you eat your own shit too?

Just get started sucking cocks and you'll be able to swallow your own jizz in no time.

When I started jerk ingredients off at like 11 or 12 I used to eat my own cum all the time. Seemed like the most efficient way to clean up. Did it for years, didn't stop until I realized it was considered weird, gross, and kinda gay. Like 15 or 16. My advice, if you wanna do it don't be a pussy just fucking do it.

No i wouldn't eat my own shit. Also how is it disgusting to eat your own cum.

what the? sauce

Well do you drink your own urine? Small amounts of urine will be in your cum cause they go out the same hole.

Yeah you sick fuck would you swallow your own spit too? I bet you would you disgusting fuck

just cum directly in your mouth

Since the act of ejaculating cum and the emotion of an orgasm aren't necessarily linked, you have two possibilites:

First would be a ruined orgasm. If you masturbate normally and stop just before you're about to cum there is a good chance you will cum without an orgasm. You will stay horny and have enough courage to eat your own seed. It might take some time to get the timing right, but you'll get there eventually.

Second, look up prostate milking. With the right tools and a bit of patience, you should be able to extract cum without even getting close to an orgasm. If you need any further details, I'm happy to help.

Who doesn't swallow their own saliva.

But if you dont want to eat your cum after you have cummed then you dont really want to eat it

idk get on your back dick above your face and aim for your mouth

god damn nigga you be stupid as fuck

I don't do butt stuff so that prostate stuff is a no go.

This user knows his shit take heed OP

ITT: Oldfag tries to normalize eating cum in the minds of newfags for lulz.

You kids are gay and being gay is unacceptable, no matter what the jew television told you.

Well, you can also stimulate the prostate through the perineum (the space between your balls and asshole.

Disregard, this guy is a fag. It's always okay to suck dicks as long as they're mine.

At what point are you chickening out?

Just find a close mate and suck them off. That's what I do when I'm horny and want to taste cum. Just make sure they cum b4 you so you don't feel weird and back out.

Really can you go further into detail about that.

I'm not gay so I'm not going do suck a guy off.

How do you know you're not gay if you haven't even tried to suck a guy off?

I bring it up to my mouth and then I can smell it and after that I clean it up

all civilized human being don't do it
damn you are disgusting

user makes a good point OP...

Because I know I like women and not men.

this.

Put on condom
Cum in condom
Tie condom
Put condom in pocket to keep it warm
Play computer a few hours
Be a total cumslut and eat it from the condom
????
Profit

you don't really want to eat your own come, you're just a degenerate walking down a dangerous path

It's not just so black and white. Gay/straight/bi what the fuck ever. Just do what gets you off. If swallowing cum is your thing, but you puss out when you nut then you'll have to do it with someone else or you're going to have to cram shit up your ass. Some people find that equally as "gay". Quit giving such a fuck and get off how you want.

Do more drugs and get a girl involved who wants to cheer you on.

real men spit

Jerk off into a shotglass or something...wait a few minutes, because the desire to eat it will be gone immediately after you've came...continue looking at porn...get horny shortly after....eat cum....win?

I don't get off to that shit though only eating my own cum. I don't like dudes at all and I don't like shit up my ass.

Either put it in a shot glass, keep it warm and eat it when you feel the urge again, or just cum directly in your mouth.

It has the same consistency and texture as phlegm, so you'll probably be inclined to spit it out as you would do with phlegm, but it doesn't really taste that bad. Actually, it doesn't really taste of anything, other than a bit of saltiness.

I'm a virgin and I stick things up my ass whilst watching tranny porn with the shemale topping a man. I consider myself straight and attracted to women, but the idea of a shemale is hot and I don't know if I would ever have sex with one if given the chance. I chicken out of putting my cum on a dildo and then sticking it up my asshole, because yeah I'm not horny anymore.

Hey, I'm 22 and I still do it because it is indeed the fastest way to clean it up, don't care what other people think

I do it the way I feel that day... But in general CEI videos works great...

I think first time I ate my cum was from my hand but cumming directly to your mouth is easier...

Last time I ate it from a shotglass...

The problem seems to be there's a gap between when you're cumming and when you eat it.

What you probably want to do is to jack yourself up on against a wall or some pillows so that your dick is over your face. Then jack off. You're still cumming when your spunk hits your own face, so by then it's too late to avoid it. Then learn to open your mouth and take it like the bitch you are.

You b/tards are shocking. You expect some random bitch to suck you dry and swallow the lot, but you won't do it yourself.

I'm not attracted to men either, but huge dicks and cum turn me on. I don't consider myself gay I just do what gets me off. Shit my gf of 3 years likes that I'm into that shit.

>I'm 22
Implying anyone cares what a literal child thinks. Keep quiet until you're 25 or older (i.e. a real adult).

CEI

Man I wouldn't. It seems like a good idea at the time but you're wrong. So wrong. Don't do it man.

just cum in your mouth (or self-suck if you can): it's more "fun" than cumming than your own hands

Currently smoking weed and drinking getting ready for what I'm about to do.

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This is your big concern?

Dont know why but I find this gross...
I eat my cum fresh...

Not OP btw...

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Yeah, only fresh from the tap. The alternative is usually fleshlight anyway and that's all nasty.

It's completly natural. Your body desires it to check up your condition. Try it on when you're healty and next when you're ill, and then you would understand

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everyone knows that feel.. just enjoy licking up your pre-cum bro.

>Well do you drink your own urine?
I mean, some people do. There are even documentaries about it

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>jack yourself up on against a wall or some pillows so that your dick is over your face
when I do, my balls are dropping into the "holes" right inside my loins (sorry i don't remember the exact name) kek. that's quite annoying

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>just enjoy licking up your pre-cum bro
T H I S
this stuff is as sweet as honey

Op here when I was in middleschool and highschool I used to smell my mom and sisters dirty panties. Stopped once I moved out.

>You expect some random bitch to suck you dry and swallow the lot, but you won't do it yourself.
This. Everyone should swallow his cum.

Cringed hard

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I do eat my pre-cum I actually leak out a lot when I jack off so I like it.

watching guys cum?

It's funny how when you're right on the edge of cumming you think anything is fucking hot.

I felt the urge to piss one, so I just let it rip. Earth shattering orgasm, but instant remorse afterwards. Hell of a cleanup.

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So whats the problem now?

Dude, every facial video you've watched is basically watching other guys cumming.

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I want to eat my full load.

Want to avoid watching guys cum?
Then watch lesbian porn.

kageshi.com/rooms/penis to watch guys fap & cum :^)

Like I said firt time I ate my cum from my hand and my logic was that if Iam eating my precum already then it doesnt matter if I eat my whole load...

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Keep the cum from a previous fap or edge until you cum without an orgasm.

If it takes long for you to get horny again after an orgasm, place the cum in the freezer and it wont turn runny.

Could also roll on the "games" that people post here. Knowing that other people are committed to following the rules can help you do the same and even get pleasure from it.

+++ EAT YOUR CUM IN TWO EASY STEPS +++

(Disclaimer: For this, you need a grill)

Step 1: Tell grill "If I nut in you, force me to eat it out of your cunt"
Step 2: Cum in grill.

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>Would you eat your own shit too?

2016
Not eating your own shit

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LOL UR CUMMIES. RRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHH

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Im eating my own cum very often and I dont have any problem with that. Its quite tasty, great texture, and its sexy af for me. So why not? Im not hurting anyone.

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OP here about to go jerk it and try and eat my cum I'll post pics if I can.

>You expect some random bitch to suck you dry and swallow the lot, but you won't do it yourself

Yes, because I'm not some beta bitch boy and the girl would do what I tell her.

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yummy cummy

It tastes foul, don't do it.

ITT repressed homosexuals

First time I ate my cum, this is how I did it. While jerking, I positioned myself so that my head was on the floor, my back was curled up against the side of the bed, so that my dick was pointing straight down into my mouth. After that it was just a matter of time.

Have you done this?

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Rollin

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would that be a strike or a split? Split would would be ideal.

hey maybe we can "meat" up

Reel

Please elaborate.

rollerinho

Start jerking off. Put a little pressure on the taint with your free hand. Have an amazing orgasm.

>profit

you better deliver

rawrlin

rolling no gay

Roll

Do you got sauce on this?
This thread got me preatty horny I must say...

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same

Op back again im getting very close please give me time it will be worth it

we waiting

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Here you guys go.

Don't die thread.

I delivered I feel good I'm going to eat it again and post.

omfg

gggg

fook it rawlin

Not going to eat second load I think I might be allergic my mouth and throat burn very bad

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Same thing happened to me when I ate my cum. Is this normal? Does this happen to others?

>Thinks the top all is to ask "how is it disgusting user?"
Most, if not all things that people consider and teach others to be disgusted by is a protection process to keep them away from doing something that could be bad for their health.

Why does this even need to be explained?

Stop jakcing it once you start to cum in order to have a "half" orgasm. That way you can easily go for two.

Rollan

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It's semi-normal. Cum is excellent for sore throats btw.

me 2 :3

It just caused me one shit burned like battery acid.

rawhide

People can actually be allergic to cum altough it's quite rare.

Again it's uncommon but not unheard of. Nor is it medically significant.

roool

anybody got a good CEI video?
I am horny af!

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how to stop it tho?

seriously? i might be allergic because it stings like fuuuuuck when i have it my mouth, i just tasted a teeny tiny bit once but i want more, but i cant because it stings too much. fuck me right?

wot

google or talk to your doctor.

go

Now that I found out it sucks im bored.

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youtube.com/watch?v=qnlaegHmB2k

yeet

Yeah, I'm serious.
go see your doctor and tell him to check if you're allergic to cum, kek

that laugh was much needed thanks

I'll eat everyone's cum in this thread, whether you jizz on my tongue or deepthroat me. Cumslut I am. I don't make enough of my own to satisfy. I'll eat cum out of your girlfriend's pussy or mouth if she doesn't want it. Wanna kiss me?

I'd let you eat my load if you would share it with me, I would of course return the favor

Rawl

i reccommend not doing it, i like the taste of precum but ive gotten a little bit of cum in my mouth afterwards and it was gross. But i wanted to before but i'd always lose the urge to get a lot in my mouth to see what it tastes like. But i tasted a little and it was naty, precum is more sweet though at least mine is. Alll cum ranges from salty to slightly sweet.

Lets go

gay

nasty right?

rollos are good

Had the same issue. I eventually fapped upsidedown with my cock aimed directly at my mouth. I eouldn't recomend it tough. Imagine losing the urge to eat cum with awful tasting cum already in your mouth.

Rawl?

Pfft

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Nodubs

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Roller

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rawl

Have you ever thought about manning up and just fucking doing it you fucking pussy?

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Just fucking do it. I'm 100% straight and it's great.

I used to be the same as you till one day I finally managed it, now I can't get enough. I just jerked off and I'm holding my thick hot cum in my mouth as I type this.
Now the next step is finding a cute boy to let his massive sticky load out into my mouth as he calls me his filthy little cumslut, then forces me to hold it in my mouth as he bends me over and fucks me from behind and tells me if I swallow it before he's finished he will start the whole process from the beginning (of course I'd do it "accidentally" a few times)

>I'm 100% straight

>100% straight

>100% straight
>wants to get fucked by another man

Eating cum is fun and all but that's not how being straight works.

Nah man, I forgot to mention I'd be wearing girls clothes at the time so it doesn't count.

Need source/Movie of this Pic! plssssss

I started eating my cum just because it's the easiest method of disposal.
>Jizz in hand
>lick it clean
>???
>Profit

That's ok then. Long as you say "no homo"

Wtf I have read weird but Cred Forums is... No words...keep up :)

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Raoul

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man shit is digusting, poop is only good if comes from a qt girl

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fuckin go

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>tips and tricks so I can overcome that obstacle and eat my cum.

This

Steiv

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what? so when you have a buildup in your mouth you just spit on the floor anywhere you are? and that isn't disgusting. besides, everytime you eat or drink, i'm sorry bro, but saliva comes down with it.
unfortunately your esophagus is lined with saliva as well

Rawl

I always forget to bring tissues, so I end up having to eat, got kinda used to it.
My advice is don't bring anything to clean yourself with.

Yeah rerawl because reasons

nice

The pervert who wishes to eat hish own semen, and finds upon ejaculation that the same matter that was inveshted with libidnal content is now foreign and groteshque - is this not the supreme example of the paradox of deshire in modern society? To want the fantashy that is, in it'sh actualisation, the very extermination of it'sh libidnal basis - thish is truly the contradiction of late capitalishm.

And do we not see in thish the exact same logic as the reshponse of European states to the immense influx of migrantsh.

The state wishes to 'eat' thish migrant body, to conshume thish flow and incorporate it into it'sh own body. And yet when the phantashmic figure is actualised, it ish no longer the same object of deshire but a twishted image of that same libidinal longing to incorporate. Is it not the case that Germany ish this pervert figure who wishes to conshume his own semen?

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Not much you can do other than forcing yourself and then eventually you get over it and drink it. While I can now cum in my mouth without issues, I still lose the desire after so it's basically pointless even if I do swallow other than easier cleanup but my usual methods have easy cleanup anyways.

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well?

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rollin

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Try sucking dick first, ya'know, ease into it.

One thing that I do that helps me stay in the mood enough to want to put my own cum in my mouth is to stop stroking when I start to cum and I'll put a bowl or something good enough to catch the cum.

Why not just cum in your mouth so it is nice and hot?

kk

ask /fit/

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I used to do that but the cum doesn't seem to flow out as well.
It's only really been thick once so I just cum in a bowl or cup and drink it like that.

rolll

I dont understand? You just spray it in your mouth with your legs over your head, doesn't matter the consistency really.

I would struggle to eat it out of a bowl after orgasm. I'm impressed you do that

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>I would struggle
Did you not read my post thoroughly?
I was talking about how to cum without losing arousal.

just start swallowing the cum of someone else while you are cumming ->bingo