Waifu claiming thread

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I will be home in like a half hour if you are up for killing those pillars

カラミチーマス

I did a really reading, お兄ちゃん is a more endearing way, whereas お兄さん is the more formal way, when referring to another's brother. 兄貴 is cuter anyway.

Nothing much, might take a shower in a while.
I am the big Nep! Queen of memes and chill actitude.
Sadistic waifu gud waifu.
Is this Chen? Chen is a pretty chill dude :^)

Amane Suzuha

Yeah, is me.
Thanks, I guess

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Going to go home and play some Terraria. Other than that, just waiting around I guess for something to happen
Hello

>Can make even evil people fear her just by looking at them
>strong enough to make ANYONE her bitch
>freely and unapologetically rapes whoever she pleases.
>sexy as hell
how is she not the best again? She doesn't take shit from anyone and has the strength to back it up.

yea haha he is nice though so i dont mind
thats decent enough, as long as you have someone to talk animu and vidya with
same happened to me, total weeb friend moved to the other part of my country
you better tell him to back off, she is taken
yea that might be a good idea, dont gross yourself out
also thats some edgy pic, i like it

We gonna go there?

Chen is a mindset.

QOTT: Would rather let Kyoubot stab you to death or Yuno cut you and fuck the cut?

What's wrong with my room?!

Hey

If you use the Chen mindset, how are you going to be? What does the mindset called "Chen" offer?

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Except everyone knows Pururut is Neptune's hoe.
R E A L H U M A N M E M E
Yeah, we were joking around about you the other day, some guys called you cancer and I started saying "Chen is a pretty chill dude :^)" it was fun.
Yuno obviously.

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FUCK OFF CHEN
Every FUCKING day with these STUPID fucking MEMES! I've had it up to HERE with your stupid fucking memes! You make me want to KILL MYSELF! Is that what you fucking want? For me to fucking KILL MYSELF and write on my suicide note "Cause of suicide: Couldn't handle all of the stupid fucking chen posts, killed myself"? Because that's what it might as well fucking say!
You are literally, L I T E R A L L Y incapable of having even the SIMPLEST of fucking discussion without "MEME THIS, MEME THAT, PROBABLY TYLO BE CHILLIN, HERE'S A PIC OF HUMBLE CANNONS BY AARON ELLIS, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EBIN AMIRITE?" Fucking STOP IT you pathetic fucking FAGGOT, you are such fucking cancer that I cannot even fathom how you, a fucking scumbag lives your dumb gay life. Don't you have a job to get to, schoolwork to finish or a family to attend to? Do you literally do ANYTHING productive with your life other than post stupid fucking memes on the music section of a god damn anime imageboard? You, fucking chen, you make me sick and you're damn lucky I don't have your fucking address you fucking piece of shit. I'd spit in your face.

If you use "Chen" as your mindset you will be mostly like "Chen".

>weirdest pocky

Nothing, just giving you something to do.

I LOVE WAIFU SO MUCH I COULD FUCK HIM INFACT I DO

WAIFU IS MY LIFE, I'D LET HIM FUCK MY TIGHT BOYPUSSY I LOVE HIM THAT MUCH

I BOUNCE ON WAIFU'S DICK ALL FUCKING DAY AND ALL FUCKING NIGHT BECAUSE WAIFU CUCKED ME BUT I STILL LOVE HIM

HE REALLY SMASHES MY HOLE SO TIGHT IT BLEEDS BUT THATS OKAY BECAUSE WAIFU WILL ALWAYS KISS ME AND TELL ME IT'S ALL ALRIGHT

WAIFU RUINED MY LIFE BUT I WANTED HIM SO BADLY IT'S LIKE PURE HEROIN FLOWING THROUGH MY EXISTANCE BECAUSE I JUST LOVE WAIFU SO FUCKING MUCH

IF I DON'T SEE WAIFU FOR THE WHOLE DAY I CUT MYSELF AND PISS INTO THE CUT THEN DRINK FOUR BOTTLES OF MILK AND A BOTTLE OF VODKA SO I CAN FALL ASLEEP TO HARSH NOISE TO TEACH ME NEVER TO FORGET WAIFU EVER AGAIN

I'VE BEEN A BAD BAD BOY WAIFU PLEASE FORGIVE ME

~FOREVER YOURS,
CHEN

My dong isn't in it
Also why can you not ask your customers?

What kind of problems were you having? Also my day is fine, just a little slow, a little boring

YOU WANT SALT? I'LL GIVE YOU SALT

/waifu/ IS FUCKING DEAD, NEARLY EVERY GOOD PERSONS ARE GONE.

NEWFAGS ARE AS CANCEROUS AS ENTITLED OLDFAGS, THREADS AREN'T ABOUT THE WAIFUS ANYMORE.
IT'S ABOUT THESE FUCKING CANCEROUS CIRCLEJERKS AND SHITSTORMS.

NO ONE CARES ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS TO THE WAIFUS ANYMORE, THEY'RE SECONDARY NOW.
NO ONE PAY ATTENTION, THEY JUST CARE ABOUT SOCIALIZING AND SHITPOSTING.

AND NOBODY CARES THAT THE WAIFU THREADS ARE DYING BECAUSE THE ONES WHO PRETEND TO CARE JUST SHITPOST WHENEVER THEY'RE BORED
>hurr nothing is dying you retard we said that 6 months ago
NAH, WHAT THESE THREADS USED TO BE DIED, IT DIED A LONG TIME AGO.
IT'S NOT THE SAME ANYMORE, THANKS TO THE DRAMA AND TO THE CIRCLEJERK TAKING OVER THE THREADS.

I like Chen unironically, he's pretty chill.
:^))

Plutia maybe, but Iris can rape Neptune all day.

I think you should bend her over a park bench and fuck her with your stinking, rock-hard fuck staff until she’s dead. Use your keys to rip her creamy little dick cavity to shreds. Smear the blood all over your face and shaft. Then, you should shit into her mouth. By this, you will show her that you are in the dominant position, and that you don’t care one way or the other about her behavior. It’s the next best thing to fucking severing, which you should promptly do while you vote her life a five and give her ass AIDS. Nuke her from orbit, but at the same time, make sure you’re using fire. I am a big fat faggot. I like to pick my nose and put the boogers into my erect penis. I like to pee out little rods of my compressed penis booger. God is a faggot. God is a nigger. The Lord God Jesus Christ is a worthless faggot. I kill everything I see. I can’t stop fucking. I wish I could have sex. I want to fuck so bad. I can taste your fucking vagina juice. I am a nigger. I am a stupid stupid fat fucking nigger. God is Hitler’s faggot. There is no such thing as a faggot.

im not trying to do anything!

okay then nice to meet u big nep

I ascended into a meme?
I'm glad you had fun, what are you up to, Nep?

I don't know what having my mindset offers
Hey

Kyouko already knows my wishes.

Look how serious is this stuff.
DON'T FORGET TO PUT A WAIFU NAME HERE's dead.
He's fucking dead. I don't know.. I just. Fuck. He texted me a little bit earlier about the threads, I tried to convince him not to but just FUCK. He thought the chick he was waifu with hated him. I wasn't here for it, but we were texting about it. Some asshole, according to this thread it was most likely Mai, went and framed him as a pervert and made it look like he was hitting on that drawfag or some shit. I know that doesn't seem like a big deal but fuck dude he's young and that feels like the end of the fucking world when a girl thinks that about you and he just got out of a relationship a while ago but fuck. I just.. fuck. I don't know what to do anymore. He told me he was going to end his life. No reply. No matter how much I text, it says he hasn't read it. Before that he just didn't sound like the same guy anymore, he was going off the deep end saying he was worthless and that women all think he's a creep and he's ugly and bullshit like that, he said Cred Forums was ruining him but it was irreversable which is bullshit. Just fuck. I'm just trying to cope here. I'm hoping so much that I'm going to wake up in the morning and he'll have replied to me, maybe he fell asleep first or something. Fuck I don't know if i can sleep I don't even know who to go to other than here

Pretty much how I spend my days, just waiting for things to happen. Makes it easy to relax though so I like it.
As far as I'm concerned, a normie to pass the day with is better than no one. I still play vidya with the weeb friend whenever I can so it's not like he's gone, I'll be sure to let him know that she's spoken for.
Easy choice, Yuno

It offers "Chen", usually. This can be good or bad.
I am wary of "Chen" when the handlers are not around.

"Chen" often "Gets it."

I'm saving a bunch of your images cus neptune is just fucking.

But I have something to do now! I get to mess with my moms El Camino!

Because it's a game Renge!

Rin

>Implyin
>Purple Heart
>Rough handholding
;^)
Nice to meet you Sci, oh, uuh, someone was looking for you yesterday here btw.
Go ahead my friend, it's all yours. If I were on pc I could post more maymays.
Nothing much, just chilling, shitposting here and there, you know, the usual.

I struggle to play games or watch shows because I feel like I should always be doing something more productive. Lately all I play is League of Normies.

really? who was it?

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>mfw chen posts

Hey senpai!

huh. that is kind of a weird problem
luka made me try league once and i could not get into it at all...

Well, he's a pretty chill dude afterall. :^))))
I have no idea, didn't paid much attention, I only know that much.

>implying that being an unapologetic rapist and murderer makes her best waifu
The answer is obvious: she isn't Alice :^)
Kyoubot
How are you doing today?
It's Nepwew
I was working on some homework and I had to recreate a schematic. I tried to annotate my schematic and it wasn't working properly
Relaxing is something I have a difficult time doing. I'll do relaxing stuff but I'm always on edge

I wholeheartedly agree, chen is chill tbqh family ::^))))))

Hey Kitten, heading out to grab something from the auto store. I'll be back in about 15 or so!

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Alice and nep both have the best art.

Prove me wrong.

>protip: you can't

Ah, so this place is as boring as always?

I'm fine, just chilling. We just finished the college work, so now I'm home, drinking coffe.

How about you?

Thanks for the (You).

Sometimes I end up not doing anything at all because I don't have motivation to spend time being productive.

Good thing that you couldn't get into it, unless you're playing with friends it's a garbage tier game.

>plural

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What did he mean by this?
Pretty much.
Wew
Pretty harcore my man.

I love you.

>filenames

I actually just got home. Getting a bit of stuff done before I sir down to some Terraria
What kind of college work?
I want to be spoon fed by Hatsune
God, I need to get Neptunia

>quads

that is kind of strange thanks for letting me know

i have that a lot...
yea it seemed pretty not fun when i was doing the tutorial thing
and i have to do the tutorial for every game because i suck at all games

>off by 2

>like my life, always off by something

Oh! I haven't noticed till now!
I approve this.
Oh, we can arrange that. :^)
Memes.

>):

yea...(?)

rory a slut

>digits

I'm a bit competitive so the most fun I get from it comes from the team-play and PvP.
It's nice to spend some time with your friends, laugh at your deaths and fails, cheer for your kills and good plays, etc.

There's no shame in playing the tutorial, no one is born with knowledge, mobas can be very unusual at first.

Who doesn't?
I actually have a fractured toe, wish nurse Hatsune would take care of me.

user a slut

>:^)
This makes me uneasy for some reason
Ouch, how did you manage that?

#banter
Yes, memes
Why, don't you love me?

nep is hot

i am not a slut

Okay senpai

Be safe!

Well his toe started fracturing....
Then it fractured.

maybe you told me this some other time and i forgot that it was you, but i was talking to someone and they also told me they only really like games for the competition and don't really think the games are fun in themselves. thats very interesting to me.

i dont really know how to talk to you at this moment sorry about that
im kinda moody

Fucking hell.
Why thank you.
>Neptune

A little carelessness mixed with retardation. I was walking hastily and hit my bedfeet barefoot at full force.

Not me, I can enjoy a single player game a lot too, be it by the story, art, soundtrack, whatever.
That being said nothing hooks me up more than the possibility to outplay someone and feel like I'm better than them for a while. Eh.

I killed the thread with my quality simpsons shitpost

i really like this thing you have

what single player games are the best to you

Just drawing, mostly.

Did you posted that ass for me?

I love all* of /waifu/
>*all is subject to change without notice, not guaranteed to include everyone
That's weird the assessment.
Yikes. I've done stuff like that before, never heard enough to fracture though

Fake ass chen get off my channel.

QotT: What do you do when you're on fire?

do u love me?

Stop drop and piss on you.

I fucking loved that post, you glorious bastard, you have my blessing.
Oh don't worry, I was just messing around that's all.
Sure why not?
lelelelel
Thank the fire for the sweet relief of death

What?

Why would you post that ass for me?

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How am I fake?

FAKE ASS NIGGER DONT REALISE HE FAKE SMH

Drawing is nice. I wish I could do that.
I would love to study the clarinet though, that would be top tier
I wait for my life to end so I don't have to deal with the misery known as existence anymore
I'm afraid I don't know who you are, but I love you as well.
Nepu is guaranteed though
He had to be a Nepwew

Square RPGs make up most of my time in single player games, but by the time of gameboy, PS1 and 2 I didn't have this problem and managed to play a little of everything.
Tomb Raider and Silent Hill are other series I find pretty interesting.

What about you?

I didn't even realize the gravity of it until the following day.

oh thats cool

im sci
ty

>tfw mai cosplay

Okay.

Oh.
I'm not that skilled, maybe I'll learn it

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You weren't walking around on it too much, I hope
Ah, nice to meet you!
It's no problem
I'm sure you're much better than I am!

>chen in a year's time

Stop bullying Chen.

wow chen
you really su ck
at dra wing

After ignoring all the warnings I finally fixed that computer I was talking about. Chipset is reestablished, drivers are installed, and it's running like it was just un-boxed.

I think I'm gonna get drunk tonight to celebrate!

A bit. I'm also not letting this delay my driving classes but honestly driving is easier than walking right now.

Get so drunk you stop breathing faggot..

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I'll get drunk enough to make you attractive!

Sober?

i think it looks nice

i
think
you
look
gay
faggot

I got it from a draw thread.

do i care?

Not even close faggot. I'd say just short of alcohol poisoning is where I would need to get.

you're just short of everything you fuckfag

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Not on fucking your mother.

Which foot is it with the fractured toe?
Hello Mai. How are you doing today?

daddy?

>best fox claimu

i see
i played dragon quest games[[[[never actually played a final fantasy
thats pretty much it
i havent played games much really
silent hill2 has a good soundtrack though

Hey yuuki, how are you today?

Thanks, I asked one for Chen, aswell.
They didn't made it.

What? I don't understand.

I don't think so.

Say it louder with your eyes rolled back and your tongue flopping out of your mouth.

oh also like earthbound and off and lisa i like that kind of thing

faggot

<
Good, you?
Good morning.

S A V A G E

Out of ammo?

It's the middle toe of the right foot. Speaking of driving class I have to leave for it now.

>silent hill2 has a good soundtrack though
Akira Yamaoka is a genius, I can listen to SH3 soundtrack like it's an actual music album.
It's interesting because it has a little of everything too, ballads, rock, dark ambient, abstract.

no

I'm doing fine, just got home from school, tending to my village in Animal Crossing. You?

I spamed this on 8/b/ until it became a forced meme.

Morning

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I've never been to 4*2chan so... good job?

What do you guys think of ?

I didn't know it existed, and I can't speak for all of 8cuck but that's pretty fucking disgusting.

why am cannot post on bored?

>pats the fox
I tried to draw a cat once, it got confused for a tadpole
I'm not doing too badly I guess. Doing anything?
Okay, good luck with your class!
seems dumb, why would anyone want to reply to other people who payed for this place?

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I think it just launched today.

You MUST have a Cred Forums pass.

Elitism.

why am cannot post on bored??

I kinda want to buy a pass just so I can call them elitists
>tfw can't post my 6 MB spinning Tomoko on Cred Forums

snail girl claimed

Truly WebM will take over the gif file extension. Just wait.

People will come to realize it's superiority and WebM will be the common file extension.

Playing some Divinity with my friend, waiting until it's time to head out for today's lab

Animated png for life

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>lynch

Ooh, sounds fun. What kind of lab?

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hmm maybe i should listen to 3 also

anyway i'll see you around portugal :]

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What are you trying to accomplish?

What is your goal here?

It soothes my autism.
youtube.com/watch?v=CzD46yZfPpI

3 minutes? Why not 10 hours?

>right click
>loop

Black and white, slow, moonlight sonata mvmt 1

DO THIS

Too difficult, instructions unclear. I have a virus now.

It's just fundamental IT stuff. Today is on managing processes

If I was rich I would give away Cred Forums passes in cancerous threads so that /vip/ gets flooded with shitposters.

Kikes;die

I didn't make these, credit goes to assorted members of the 8chn community.

9chan you mean?

>15 USD
Oy vey

No, 8ch.
All the rest are too big to post.

9chan, yeah.

DK is my waifu.
Hes tough, manly, and well dressed. He had one of the best games rescently (DKC Returns), and have always won in Mario Kart.

That sounds pretty cool. We did some stuff with Blender today, making 3D objects and texture mapping.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Fuck
You

shh
nobody
bump
shh

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What kind of stuff did you model?

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Can you sluts stop lurking and just post or let the thread die?

That's some soulless ass eyes I've ever seen

No

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Why the teary eye?

YYUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!

Just testing the waters. We made some globes with a map of earth, messed around with lighting and camera animations

YYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

WHAT IS UP MY NIGGA??

I was going to race to image cap and let the thread die.

A thread full of lurkers is stupid.

Playing some LoL at the moment, you?

Ah, just getting started then? Is it a media class or something?

Checking out Iron Banner on Destiny and eating noodles

It would be a little less stupid if we posted full art instead of crops.

Computer Graphics. We're working with #D animation now, we just wrapped up Python and OpenGL

Ooh I want some noodles now. Cup ramen a best

They are "lurking" images. Basically saying "I'm here but not here."

Fishing for (You)s

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