How do you murder someone and get away with it?
How do you murder someone and get away with it?
By not getting caught
run over him with a car
no joking, that's the best method
hide in the bathroom and don't come out til the cops have gone away
You fuck not everyone is from the US. Cant you do that in Europe?
Just leave a note
"I did not do this"
Sign it.
It's a legal contract. And you can't lie on those according to the law
you simply can't get away with it.
There is hell and eternal torment awaiting you
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Hide the body up your butt.
Be a black football player and then write a book about how you did it two decades later
>Implying hell is there to torment the evil of the world
there's no crime if there's no body
all you have to do is detonate a nuclear bomb near the body so that it evaporates
NUKE EM
It's easy to get away with it. People just break the 3 cardinal rules all too often
1. Make sure the person is not connected to you in any way
2. Wear gloves and clean up
3. Don't fucking talk about it
Post without a proxy.
>You dun goofed, son.
Be police
implying anyone gives a shit about /b
wait for them to die of old age
play the long con
How do you lowkey repair the body damage?
And say you thought they were black.
You Do it and NEVER admit to it or talk about it.
You just do it. It's not hard.