ITT: Weird things that give you boners or get you horny

ITT: Weird things that give you boners or get you horny.

I get massive erections from arguing about politics and winning.

the holocaust happened

Sauce on the gif

I understand that I get hard after a sale

Tessa Fowler, newfriend

my job wiedrly gives me boners

No wonder you fuckers always come up to me like that

You all get hard ons whenever I buy your shit

.... I wanna buy some of your shit now

lolis
real ones

Tickling. Majority of girls hate it and have to get used to it when they date me.

ARE WE JUST GOING TO IGNORE THOSE TRIPLE DUBS?

Repeating numbers give me an erection

I once jizzed because I was lifting and moving heavy stuff at my job.

what

Floor tiles

I also had this while doing sit-ups for gym class back in high school

you must cum pretty early in bed then

>arguing politics
>winning
Pick one.

You need to do shittons of masturbation to build you your sex endurance man

Or at least do a lot of... Whatever is making you cum

Winning is when you completely and fully decimate your opponent to where they have nothing to say and vote for the other candidate because of your argument.

I jacked off so hard afterwards

You should run for president

Then jerk it in the oval office

Mate if jerking off were an olympic discipline everybody would know my name by now. My endurance is bang average, but for some reason exercise sometimes does it for me. I'm probably broken

Nah, I'm not gonna claim to be an endurance champion, but it's not bad either. No idea what causes this, I lift and do manual labour frequently but it just happened twice so far