Be me

>be me
>22
>like jerkin my meat, watching porn, etc
>jerk it every day, sometimes twice
>hear about prostate orgasms
>too chicken to stick something in my ass so i just massage my gooch
>feels good
>massage gooch almost every time i jerk it
>get more aggressive
>find out one particular spot feels amazing to massage, literally right behind my balls
>one day massaging gooch rough
>watching a big dick tiny chick pr0n
>massaging gooch vigorously
>accidentally tear some skin on gooch
>get mirror and examine my gooch with my legs up by my head
>find the cut, looks kinda deep
>inspect it more and notice it's really deep, ill probably need stitches
>ohno.jpg
>get some ointment and apply it
>kinda feels good
>my finger accidentally goes almost 2 inches in but doesn't hurt
>notice it actually felt kinda good
>slowly keep fingering it. Skin above and below tears more but it barely hurts or bleeds
>realize the skin inside is like the skin of my mouth
>start to wonder how badly this could be fucking my body up
>stop doing it out of fear
>couple weeks go by, inspecting gooch every day
>not healing, and the hole is still there
>skin slowly heals, but around the hole
>skin slowly recedes
>that spot i liked to massage behind my balls emerges
>realize i might be a hermaphrodite
>find my moms vibrator, dont clean it cuz wth
>slowly push it into the hole
>feelsamazingman.bmp
>holy shit, it lubricates and everything. Realize I might have an actual vagina
>try to bend dick down and push it in, cant
>get close to orgasm
>cum
>vagina orgasms and dick orgasms at the same time
>too afraid to tell anyone

>pic unrelated

> mfw I should have stopped reading but didnt

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yea, i'm gonna need proof
/timestamp

/thread

seriously OP what the shit

>cont?

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See this is what Cred Forums needs more of.

>inb4 some faggot says it's copypasta when it isn't

Pic with timestamp

Take a pic of your gooch

tell me more, op

this is false

wait, so its inbetween your asshole and your balls? I'm talking about the place that you've been massaging.

What the actual fuck

Like most gooches

okay i lied none of that happened but wouldnt it be great to find out you had a vagina too!?

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Timestamp or gtfo faggot

You're not me. Don't pretend to be.

Continued:
>kind of afraid to masturbate the vagina again
>the spot i used to massage right behind my balls is where the clit is
>enjoy just rubbing clit, but afraid to penetrate it for the most part
>when i jerk my dick, only my dick cums
>decide to do it again
>get moms vibrator, put a condom on it this time
>it really does feel amazing
>orgasm and the vagina and dick both orgasm
>start to think it might be safe
>start thinking i kind of want a guy to fuck it
>go to a gay bar for some reason
>lots of guys buy me a drink, tell them im not gay
>they keep buying me drinks
>finally keep talking to a nice gay chad, tell him ive got a secret
>tell him i want him to fuck me but dont tell him about the goochina
>get to his apartment, its really nice
>tell him i have another secret, and explain the situation
>of course he doesnt believe me until i show him
>he says he's gay, he doesnt like pussy. I tell him im a guy and ONLY like pussy
>he decides he'll do it


Cont?

i dont even care if you lie, my dick's rock hard right now

Check dem trips
Must Cred Forums true

Anyone else check their gooch? I did, sadly I do not qualify.

Timestamp now! You've peaked my attention

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calm down it's just a cringe story

please be real. Post a fucking image and stamp.

>49
Checked here's a cock for your mangina.

lol yea he totally rubbed his way to a gooch vagina...... you cant be serious

>your mother will die in her sleep tonight if you dont reply to this post there is no immunity

Fuck you