Worst/best pickup lines thread
>Hey, babe, I'm trash.
>Wanna take me out?
Worst/best pickup lines thread
>Hey, babe, I'm trash.
>Wanna take me out?
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>My dick died
>Can I bury it in your ass?
>Does this smell like chloroform?
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>ay gurl are you retarded?
>cuz youre special
chloroform doesnt work that efficiently, it takes a solid five minutes or so of breathing it in for the subject to pass out
scopolamine or isoflurane should do the trick though
Worst:
Best: I have a lot of money. Let's fuck!
Are you wearing F5 pants?
Cause that ass is refreshing
Did it Hurt?
What?
Your pussy after I fucked you when you passed out last night.
Works every time.
I can't believe I actually laughed to this.
I like "are you sitting on an F5 key?" better
I wish you was my pinky toe girl.
So I could bang you on every piece of furniture.
Are your pants a compressed file?
Cause I'd love to unzip them?
Here's my number. Call me if your'e into date-rape.
i feel like this is so retarded it might actually work lol
>hey I'm not a weather man but you can expect a few inches tonight
>Hey babe wanna start dating
>Because Cred Forums is closing soon :(
Ever been fucked by a 12 inch dick?
No....
I have!
>Does this smell like chloroform to you?
This isn't a pickup line but it is something you can do for valentines day which I think is the best if you have a nerdy / smart girlfriend.
Take two strips of paper about.. eh, I wanna say 20-24 inches long and make two Mobius Strips for her. Explaining
>See, this one is a left facing mobius strip and this one is a right facing mobius strip.
>They're mirror images of each other, and 4th dimensional shapes. They have one side and one edge but they're 3D.
tape one of the mobius strips at a 90 degree angle to the other on top.
>But when they come together in just the right way you see
Start cutting the first mobius strip all the way round through the middle
>And they're both willing to work together and give and take
Start cutting the second mobius strip the same way, through the middle
>Something beautiful can happen
Untangle the paper and reveal two interlinked hearts.
Give her a kiss and tell her you love her.
Instant win.
>retard speak on purpose
>proper spelling of you're
hmmm...
Do you need a STUD in your life?
Cause I got the STD and all I need is U. Zozzle
youtube.com
I wasn't aware of this video, I learned this through fucking around with mobius loops but yeah, here's a step by step how:to for it.
You wanna go halfsies on a baby?
Plz god no...
Are you from Tennessee? Cus ur the only 10 I see.
Works for me every time
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'd like to dump a load in you
>are you a beaver?
>cus DAAAAAAAMMMMMNN
Stop lying Sean