Chelsea vs Liverpool Official Game Thread

HT slag edition

2-0
Lovren
Henderson

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kante

>Chelel

How many seasons did it take for Klopp to win the Bundesliga?

Judy

>England's Brave Jordo Hendo

kante confirmed for gigantic flop

now post some slags lads preferably one with massive tits

Fuck Cahill la

Would like to see Grujić on for Gini desu

APOLOGIZE

Henderson is twice the player Iniesta is 2bh

Costa has been absolutely anonymous so far, so that mean's he'll score a hattrick in the second half

Apologize to "Kult-Kloppo" Jurgen "Kloppo" Klopp.

Apologize, right now!

He got relegated with Mainz, or do you mean with Dortmund?

Feels good seeing Chelsea return to midtable cannon fodder

I hope kante never wins anything again

fucking bald snake

Fucking hate this prostate cancer advert desu

>this chelsea defense without terry

SOMEONE BETTER BE FEEDING HIM HGH TESTOSTERONE AND EPO TO EXTEND HIS CAREER BECAUSE WE ARE ABSOLUTELY FUCKED

>prostate advert
fuck off already reeee

>prostate cancer ads

FUCK OFF

V. important poll

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good chin game on both of them

that nigga is A1 what u on

Geht Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp in eine Bar. Sagt der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Klopp: Ich bin der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp. Sagt der Barkeeper: DER Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp? Da erwidert Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp: Jawoll, ich bin DER "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo. Da ist der Barkeeper erstaunt: Dass der Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Klopp mal in meine Kult-Bar kommt, das hätte ich vom Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Klopp ja gar nicht erwartet. Da sagt der Kult-Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen Klopp: Tun die wenigsten. Bis sie ihn fahren. Der Barkeeper staunt: Ach, Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen Klopp "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo, das ist schon brutal geil, Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Jürgen" Klopp, muss ich wirklich sagen. Da erwidert der Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult Kloppo" Kult Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Klopp: Dafür steh ich mit meinem Namen: Jürgen "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Kloppo "Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kloppo" "Jürgen Klopp" Kult-Kloppo Jürgen "Kult-Kloppo" Jürgen "Kloppo" Kloppo Kult-Kloppo Klopp.

Sebastiaaaaaaaan!!

chelshit fans will defend this

imagine buying david luiz to shore up your defence

>balotelli scored on Schalke
>Schalke

who dis?

Too many English players in the Liverpool team to win the league.
Get rid of Sturbridge and Henderson and they'd have a chance

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Excuse me, where are the slags?

>he's been on Cred Forums for more than 2 years

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rachel riley

she's my waifu so back the fuck off okay?

You say that now, but just wait until you're not able to have adult naptime anymore.

You need to know mate. I've been shitting blood recently. Dunno why desu.

>Sosa
>being this mad
>supporting a team on the otherside of the planet

top cuck.

too bad their defensive line up didnt

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>chelshit fans will defend this

the back four certainly didn't

I'm sure they'd do a better job than that back 4 doing it.

been here since 2008 mate

some video game shit right there

Jess Stelling

You guys think Stevie G is watching NBC sports?

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To be fair Chelsea is playing like 2.5 men down with shit like Hazard and Luiz on the pitch

That's Jeff Stelling mate. He's a Hartlepool supporter

T H I C C

CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI CAVANI

>there is literally only 1 canadian soccer fan on Cred Forums

DUDE EPIC LMAO

jeff stelling

nice

haha so funny so original so...me

>ABL doubted us

Top kek. Pathetic.

youtube.com/watch?v=BI3ORyqT5Ec

>american kids

Too hot for me lad

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Carol Vorderman

good post

gf sleep next to me

>Luiz

What game are you watching? Hes been their best player so far.

goro kills phantom
bad ending

time loop
you play the game inside the memories

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Yea we're watching at Casey's Irish Pub in DTLA right now

Terry needs to get drugged up for the next 4 years. We literally need him in our defence, get some of that Russian magic in him or something.

Literally exposed without him.

countdown

>being this mad
>being a maplenigger

calm down Sosa.

You're SoSAD.

Last call before I close the poll at 21:00:00 and announce the results

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Based Rachel.

>It's another 'Liverpool have a good season but are cucked by City' episode

Unlucky Poolfriends

put finger in anus

POST RACHEL RILEY!

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That Pepe picture reminds me of this.

looks underage, sweden pls

wake her up and ask her if she's seen oscar

>tfw youre always late for a new thread

fucking kill me now

pig belly pig belly pig belly pig belly pig belly pig belly

CHELSEA STILL LOSING
ALL YOU PLASTICS STILL BOOING

thanks a lot you massive twat

going to go wank to the 7-1 highlights now you fucking faggot

you can't do that shit in video games m8 what are you on about?

i didn't know tobi was still around

the most dangerous lead

Should I?

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Sheiiiiiiit

Post more slags lads

>yfw NBC got better punditry than Sky Sports

>chelski
what went wrong? besides selling Lukaku, De Bruyne and Baba I mean.

fuck off pikey

Kek

I'm busy.

why is this a question

Do it i will paypal you 1,24 Euros

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/r/page3glamour

Enjoy britbong

You guys get NBC sports over there?

>Baba

She is a goddess

>tfw video games are less video gamey than real life

I want this simulator meme to end

use your thumb for maximum effect

>ABC's literally wanking themselves into a coma

Kek. Top Kek. We'll see if your still so happy in two weeks when JT is back and Diego and Hazard are match fit.

Oh and to all the racists slagging Kante, your absolutely clueless. Best defensive midfielder in the world. Why don't you spend less time being a racist piece if shit and more time studying the facts.

you Englanders wouldn't recognize a pacey nog that is actually good if he came on your face.

4,2,3,1

Genuinely nervous that Liverpool might be title contenders by playing the way we played all last season except Liverpool won't blow it and we'll have wasted our one chance in 50 years and all the big clubs will have regained their dominance after a few years of not being at the pace and we blew our chance of breaking into the elite

I'll fuck off right after I piss on your toast you dirtbox

where's my cute brit

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Good

>niggers
no

2 is hot the rest look like bitches and 4 is a dude

I live in Essex which is called the slag capital of England and my dick is always going to explode.

Why are trashy white girls so good when they got a british accent?

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This has to be bait

Bruh.....third to the right

Whiteys btfo

Black girls are literally made for sex

god damn what a filthy fucking slut i love her

just relax about it all haha

>Peek-a-boo

whats the song that plays on the betfair advert?

so that's it huh? No one's gonna put up a fight? City's gonna win by a margin i bet. Literally only chelsea or united could have stopped pep.

You guys do realise that Liverpool will conceded at least 2 goals this half, right?

Really?

about right that mate.
refer to the 1-1 draw with liverpool last season - where you were the better team. Then have a look at the 1-1 draw this season where it seemed that Liverpool were better. The tides have turned already.

>we'll have wasted our one chance in 50 years
>our one chance

Have people already forgotten that Spurs had a chance to go top of the league in 2012 and ended up choking their way down to 4th?

>Baba
>Good

keep em coming

I'll chip in 4 (you)'s

Rochas?

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3>4>2>1

anything else is wrong

of course im not a jude

>James Corden

I thought he finally fucked off from British telly?

She's pure!

Yeah but its only fun if everyone acts surprised so stop ruining it ffs

baba is on loan

you should've said luis

just wait :^)

Rachel Riley unironically left her rich middle class fiance to fuck the eastern european who she danced with on strictly

she's a cockfiend lads

he scored the winning goal yesterday

here, have a (You)

hows she gone and done such a thing on that dress

Remember when Liverpool almost lost to Norwich

Are you a native?

Genuinely baffles me how anyone can find Rachel attractive when she is an unapologetic whore

>All these Krauts itt
I want Klopp to leave

Game is back

Remember when they did lose to Burnley?

with a laughable buy out clause

>rachel
>slut

getting rid of/losing the old core of the team
None of the new players hold a candle to the likes of Drogba, Lampard, Terry and Cech

Was that guy praising allah?

I cant imagine what this score would already be if Firmino was aliev

2>3>4>1

Anything else is fucking wrong

should i dl expanse or dark matter lads?

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DING DING DING

Cred Forums has voted Ramires as the more malnourished African with a yuge 66% of the vote! Two votes disqualified as they were entered after the 21:00:00 deadline

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remember when they almost won the league?

So that's 3 yellow cards so far for Ivanovic

he was exposed a lot defensively last season

Ivanovic is absolutely fucking shocking.

both goddammit

>she's a cockfiend lads
Great

>Oscar

Not even Dunga rated this guy

im not a kraut im a syrian refugee and im here to culturally enrich your women i dont care about brexit i will come

12 Monkeys is the patrician's choice for current mediocre syfy show

see

I will never, ever forget that

So many eternal Liverpool fans disappeared over the course of just a few weeks

thought it was sharapova for a sec

like all chelsea players

wtf i love liverpool now

nice poll mate

Fuck off, the 3rd one is the best.

Best face, best hair, best waist, best hips, best tits

I still am in shock henderson went and did such a thing as going as far as to to do like more with that goal

Expanse is decent, dark matter looks faggy af tho

Apologize, Cred Forums.

Arsenal are THE muslim team of the premier league

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>its another team is shit but no subs untill the 60th minute for some stupid reason episode

other players being shit doesn't disqualify him from being shit

no

hes still shit. anyone can score a blooter. remember matty taylor?

exactly.

if i want to go for waifu i should watch dark matter right?

Does Sturridge look hurt to anyone else?

Since when yave there been PL games on a Friday?

Jesus put Fabregas on you fucking idiot.

soz mate was just trying to meme on you is all

>le be shit 90% of the time and then score a blooter every few months man

no i will not apologise

How the fuck does that dress work?

Chelsea really need cesc here

Sorry

i'd have subbed off oscar 30 minutes in and nobody would have noticed

your slag? noice

>Best face
yes

>best hair
no

>best waist
no

>best hips
no

>best tits
Fucking no

would leave him too if he looked like this

affirmative

How can chestlets even compete?

Coutinho isn't doing very well today

>cunte

THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

2 shit teams who aren't playing in europe

WAKE ME UP
(I CAN'T WAKE UP)

BRING ON FABREGAS NOW!!!

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yep

>best tits
>Fucking no

The ones on the far left and right have no tits. The only one that can compete is the second girl

wtf I hate friday games now

missed first half and came back to 0-2

Cahill truly a top center-back

>could have tricked halal into buying hazshit and use the money to buy greaseman and made musonda the starting left winger

I'm here to enjoy some vollgas football but you lads keep distracting me with Rachel.

>Kante

He's looked a little lazy.

Reminder that Oscar is on the pitch

>dat mirin

memes

damn Clyne is bloody strong as a bloody ax

What's your favourite Chelsea chant lads?

where is LRL i want him to watch every second of oscars bullshit and see him try and defend him

me on the right with the watch

jesus he's lucky he got within 10m of her

>Best face
but it looks like it's melting

how long before Costa fucks up a red already

>american understand of football

the order in liverpool is to waste time

how mad will chelsea fans be when fabregas doesn't come on at all?

Milner is a fucking boss

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I do not watch premiere league very often. I had the impression Chelsea was one of the elite teams.

Are they not good, or is Liverpool that much better?

youtube.com/watch?v=IneQGbxYcVE

WTF, these english players are perfoming good against chelsea and Arsenal, but perform crap against Slovakia, Burnley and Iceland

CHELSEA CHELSEA CHELSEA

When will Chelsea just put the biscuit in the damn basket

Conte make a fucking change

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We're only talking about 2 and 3 here. 2 is superior in every way except for face.

is milner already the best left back in the english bpl premiership

7-1

fuck you

*****clap*****

>wake up
>David Luiz is playing for chelshit

What year is it

both

(You)

don't listen to memes on Cred Forums. Liverpool look like title contenders.

the white paul pogba actually much better than the black one

Both are great teams, Liverpool usually does very well against big teams and choke against smaller teams

>liverpool trying to kill the game off
>Chelsea has 0 fluidity
Are we gonna finish 7th lads?

they even copied that from villa

How has Scott Mills managed to fool everyone into thinking he's gay?

He's a fucking genius.

The English premier league is a joke what's new

>pest

wut

The manlet paul pogba too

you have no idea how much I would pay to have rachel riley spit water on me

Got a little nostalgic over that old meme

1437 AH

as is the case in all situations

1/7
made me reply

chelsea used to be good but they keep all the players that are complacent and lazy and dont give a shit

oscars already mid retirement

costas openly said he wanted to go back to atletico like 3 weeks ago

hazard literally could not give less of a shit

>"support Chelsea, support equality"

What do they mean by this?

I honestly can't believe it's still trotting along

cute

how've we not fucked it up yet

>2015
>old

Hate everyone equally.

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Milner fouled him there, lads.

>we
>(you)

OMFG ORIGI THANK YOU BASED KLOPP

>it's a "luiz is desperate to get a goal so he goes for it himself but concedes instead"

that's 100% a foul
he steps in looking for a pen but he's fouled outside the area

is klopp a genius?

Juve fan here...

Conte will try to force shit that does not work and then put on a guy in the last 6 minutes and expect him to be godlike or he will verbally abuse him for not saving the game....

That's very old in meme years mate

is Iceland the white Paul Pogba of nations?

the only creativity chelse has is to dive and fall over ahhaha

RIP Studge

Manchester City's best youth product plays for Liverpool

oh its over now chelsea

HNNGH

>be good 1 year
>used to be good

>Brazilian understand of English

Where were u when the order of Liverpool was of give ?

I was sat at the kop drinking piss when Klopp rang

'Time of waste'

'no'

and you???

Kek, Studge is injured again.

>Conte still hasn't made a change

What does Conte have against Fabregas

Why do Oscar and Ivanovic continue to play

ORIGI

when is conte sacked

*entire country dabs*

I'd be struggling with any Portuguese tbf

this.

the aura of smugness around chelsea has caught up with them

and man it's hilarious

>thinking it would make a difference

>come to england

>get exposed

what's his name Cred Forums?

I finally figured out who Oscar reminded me of

the problem with oscar is that he isn't very good

instead of the game clock counting time why don't they use % points instead of minutes?

Own personal picture I have lads from the other week

Is Sturridge injured or just mad?

>city winning
>Lelerpool winning
Why are all the bad guys winning?

Pogba

>Conte

he doesnt until 8 minutes to stoppage time and he expects them to save his ass.... so glad hes gone from Juve...

he has this meme philosophy consisting of waiting for "space" to open up for the sub to be effective, but he always puts in some fuck boy instead of quality.

pathetic try-hard

he's just shit

Pogba.

Nice mocking of conrade

klopp doesnt like him

Chelshit getting played off the park at home lmao

well this game is shit

time to dab into some dubs, check em

3 years with Dortmund

Actually this time,

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Why are Liverpool the bad guys? They play attractive football and aren't a money club

COSTA COSTA

JUST

DIEGOAT

IEGO

CONTE CONTE CONTE

Piss

THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

COSTA

woohoo we have a game

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

DIEGO
>DIEGO
DIEGO
>DIEGO
DIEGO
>DIEGO
DIEGO
>DIEGO
DIEGO
>DIEGO
DIEGO
>DIEGO
DIEGO
>DIEGO

why is this allowed?

Matic for Fabregas
Ivanovic for Alonso
Willian for Bats


Sort it Conte

THE CHOKE IS IN

MATIC MAGIC

wtf was that defending
*sits down*

COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA COSTA

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE MATIC HATERS

WHERE THE FUCK YOU AT FAGGOTS

KILL YOURSELVES

Matic has been really good this half tbf

Comeback

Would dick all tbqh

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pls no

>COSTAH >COSTAH >COSTAH >COSTAH >COSTAH >COSTAH >COSTAH >COSTAH >COSTAH >COSTAH >COSTAH >COSTAH >COSTAH >COSTAH >COSTAH >COSTAH >COSTAH >COSTAH >COSTAH >COSTAH >COSTAH >COSTAH >COSTAH >COSTAH >COSTAH >COSTAH >COSTAH >COSTAH >COSTAH >COSTAH

LIVERPOOL DON'T YOU DARE FUCK THIS UP NOW GODDAMMIT

Fucking based Costa

Not even a Chelsea fan by they are the good guys

Yep, time to fall apart now that the opposing team has the possession all the time now.

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whoopdefuckingdoo

MOAR
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FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT LIVERPOOL STILL HAVEN'T KEPT A CLEANSHEET THIS SEASON

that should not have fucking happened

>5 goals, 1 assist
Papa Diego

Literally all matic

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missed the first half how are liverpool infront, chelsea look miles better

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Liverpool only loose to shit teams so obviously Chelsea will win

>getting rekt by matic

lmao looprevil

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

DANGEROUS

you two switch

>you now remember its liverpool you're watching

conte is a relly good manager

he screams a lot and wave his arms

friendly reminder matic has literally done more in the last 90 seconds than hazshit has done all match

chelsea have been being battered all game, liverpool tried to defend a lead

>Livercucks

Most dangerous lead.

BLOWING IT STATUS: THEY'RE

Would ya?

>getting wrecked
>winning the match

SPANISH OGICA STRIKES AGAIN (google ogica in case you're curious)

Hazard assist?

It was so obvious Liverpool were going to choke this
Only question is whether they draw or lose

1>2

every day of the week

his sister would get it too

>friendly reminder matic has literally done more in the last 90 seconds than he has done all season

[[[Henderson]]]

Yes.

>hazshit
>assisting

top kek tobi

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>Those eyes
Scary af

She doesn't really look like him so yeah.

Is it really fitting for the best striker in the premier league to play for a team with such shit defense?

dieguinho costa is a fucking tank la

No

I've never heard a mackem accent on a bird but I imagine it isn't pretty

>letting mignolet save from you

> he isn't on hazard next goal scorer

Oh wow lmao

His father might have been cucked

>You now remember Liverpool have Mignolet in goal
They'll be lucky to keep it to 3-2

I chose Lukaku instead of Costa as a temporary replacement for Aguero

How much did I fuck up?

I'VE NEVER MET A NICE

i think its time we all admit kante was a 1 season wonder

Literally all of the big teams in the premier league have shit defences lad

Spurs are the only team that have something resembling a good defence

>Kante

This has Luiz written all over it

I prefer cafe au lait over black coffee, am I wrong?

Why does Kante look like a maltrutioned African kid??? Isn't he French???!

>not keeping the elephant man on full time

We can do this
Crystal palace did it too kek

kante has the touch of a rapist

rooney is the best striker

I got lukaku in last week, costa this week and capped the former

so nah.. I expect lukaku to score tomorrow

my uncle has given me herpes

he got some of the weak french genes through osmosis

Are you a homosexual?

France is an African province m8

i don't understand the question

Chelsea defense is particularly shitty for the big teams t b h
lol

Where's the German guy?

What about Arsenal?
Koscielny and Mustafi are more than decent

Hard, fast and you never see it coming?

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LOL

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

FUCKING LIVERSHIT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

LELVERPOOL

OH YEAH YOU SCORE FROM A SET PIECE AND THEN A FUCKING JUMPED UP TALENTLESS DEFENSIVE MIDFIELDER CLOSES HIS EYES AND SMASHES A FLUKE INTO THE TOP CORNER AND YOU'RE ACTING LIKE HES THE NEXT STEVEN GERRARD AND YOUR GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE LIKE YOU THINK EVERY FUCKING YEAR YOU DELUDED INBRED STUPID ACCENT FUCKS

SCORING AGAINST A TEAM CRIPPLED WITH INJURY WELL FUCKING DONE LELVERPOOL YOU FUCKING SHITHEAP OF A CITY 1989 WAS TWENTY SEVEN YEARS AGO

SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND WATCH YOUR TEAM COLLAPSE LIKE YOUR TITLE CHALLENGE DOES EVERY YEAR

WHAT A FUCKING JOKE

Does Klopp only give advice to his attacking players

Where Dortmund this retarded in defence?

Not seen enough of mustafi but koscielny marshalling a defence is an accident waiting to happen

It just tastes better.

17h and i already fapped today

fug

oh come off it

Bench lel
Klopp seems to have been tricked into thinking Mignolet is an OK keeper because he hasn't been physically throwing the ball into the goal last few games

good post

edgy

When's Cesc coming on?

Honestly can't tell if Ivanovic is balding anymore.

ABLism is surely a mental illness

Best defense in the league two years running

how many people who support liverpool do you think are actually from liverpool
not many

copypasta is the best.

There's something about the combination of Klopp's high energy, high pressing play, and Liverpool's comical defending, that as a neutral is so fucking fun to watch. Every game is either a dominant win, hilarious flop or 7-9 goal shitfest.

Top kek Ahmed

i have a lpool shirt

AMA

Was that due to players or tactics

how do you feel about the number 96?

whose name is on it

RARE

>oscar is still in the game

HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

HES LITERALLY WORSE NOW THAT HE WAS 4 YEARS AGO HES DONE NOTHING

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>'''''''''''''Super'''''''''''''' Sunday

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Origi what are you doing

red isnt green
explain yourself

Luiz would he more useful if he were to handle Chelsea's social media accounts rather than defending desu

When did you realise your father wanted someone else for a son?

spurs v sunderland as well, wooooooow

I have a half liverpool half man united scarfe

imagine being so mentally ill that you actually take the time to construct a post like this

Proper English game, none of these foreign "tactics"

I don't know if this is satire or serious.

stop bullying Belgians fucking die antwoord

Fabrgas has looking to disrupt the team again?

kek

>topteams in best league


LuL

imagine actually being conte and watching oscar play and thinking to yourself "this is acceptable"

it boggles the mind

noice

EPL powerlist


1. Liverpool
2. City
3. Chelsea
4. United
5.Tottenham
6. ARSEnal
7. Southampton

>cp vs stoke
>sperms vs >moyes
what a """"""super"""""" sunday

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>Friday night EPL
explain pls

>United 4th when they couldn't beat Feynoord.

pretty sure Pep's squad wouldn't lose to fucking burnley

His 3 out of his 4 defenders were teenagers (Hummels, Subotic), Schmelzer
And not the wunderkind kind
He taught them a lot

I'VE NEVER MET A NICE SOUTH AFRICAN

AND THAT'S NOT BLOODY SURPRISING MUN

Can tell it will end 2-1 now

Game has petered out

HILARIOUS list

how does fabregas not get into the team

>Manure
lol

stop buying into the man u hype; you can't just buy good players and expect them to perform well as a team.

its a good idea imo

Why are the stands so badly illuminated lads?

IMAGINE BEING SO MENTALLY ILL YOU FUCK YOUR OWN COUSIN AND HAVE A CIRCULAR FAMILY TREE BECAUSE THERES NOTHING TO DO IN LIVERPOOL OTHER THAN SHAG YOUR RELATIVES STEAL HUB CAPS AND TRY TO BE EXCITED ABOUT FINISHING FUCKING FIFTH IN THE LEAGUE AGAIN

Propa dead serious m8

What do you mean?

hide the FACT that HALF of the STADIUM is completely EMPTY

The Darkness has fallen over Chelsea, it started last year

Money

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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didn't read

Hey now
I like Belgium
You have delicious chocolate and beer

>german autism

I feel like Wijnaldum is a placeholder. Like he wasn't even third or fourth choice but Klopp couldn't get anyone better.

good post

allrighty then, fwiw Yolandi makes me rock hard

agreed

Dubs for Chelsea goal

Hey now, you're an all-star

Poor
You've got to make them short if you want them to be believable

Thick

Nice try

:3 O,o

96 and Loserpool will lose 3-2

>lakers of epl

Who is this grass lass?

so close

Have Chelsea made a sub yet?

>9966

Confirmed

>David Luiz

when the fuck did this faggot come back to Chelsea? wasn't he at PSG, burning their money?

Last 2 digits final score

>9966
what does it mean

>luiz

this guy. how does he keep getting away with being a professional footballer

...

>9966
What did he mean by this?

Hazard and Martial will both be playing for PSG next season

comfy thread here

why isnt coutinho playing?

what a boring 2nd half

players look dead

I don't think so and quite frankly it's upsetting me

>9966

wait does that count

Got me desu

>pedro
SHIT

>hazard is going to leave
abc's say this literally every season

hazshit is going to be playing for stoke next season

THE ELEPHANT MAN!

noice

Dubs and Liverpool lose 3-2

dont you remember? he died in a car crash 31 years ago. WAKE UP, SVEN

Chelsea had £30m for a CB and he was the only one who'd go
Chelsea spent more on him now than they got in return

Post ends in 4 and Liverpool win 3-1

>another poor mistake by sideshow bob
lel

Manbuns have been outlawed, so he's in prison now.

>mfw I'll probably be too hung over to do anything but watch this

he's been motm so far. watch the match

>fabregas coming on
finally la

Is that Lucas being subbed on for Liverpool.
Banter substitution

dubs and Jurgen Kult-Kloppo will win the season

this is hazard's first lesser game you damn memers, that being said he was pretty invisible and shit today

Singles and we all get gfs

I will prove that meme magic is but a fraud.

DUBS AND LIVERPOOL WIN

any liverpool fans fully shitting themselves for the past 20 minutes?

>motm
>not hendo

HOW THE FUCK DID HE SAVE THAT

dubs for pool

How do we get rid of Ivanovic lads?

gorilla strength

omg Courtois help a brother out will ya

wtf conté no batshoua

Why play with Kante and Matic at the same time ??

Matic is good but more on a defensive role

singles and no one else scores

Come ead Lucas lad

is it Phillip or Phil-leep

I have been fully shitting myself for 3 years, Dortmund game I lost 2feet of intestines.

>liverpool taking 3 minutes to take a fucking corner
>triple sub with 8 mins to go

>3 subs at once

M A D M A N
A
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He was about average for a winger in the league. Hard to have an ok game for a average player when you're world class

>three subs

Its just like my fifa video games

3 subs in the 83rd minute

Conte is the worst manager ever

Here la

its philshit coushitinho, look it up

>hazard

let's lmao at hazard

lmao

MOVE

HERE

wtf is Conte doing?

T R I P L E
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P L A Y E R S
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if 96 Liverpool stand will collapse

>bringing on poocas

Good game Chelsea

>not subbing on batshoeyayo
>keeping hazshit on

what's the difference?

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Fucking hell.

Close la

Who is this semen demon?

>three subs

>tfw got Leicester - Chelsea tickets and get to see Alonso start

chelsdive

>Fabrekek

edge-yyy

...

Beaten by the fucking bin-dippers at home. The shame.

(You)

WTF
Chelsea beats burnley and loses to liverpool
Liverpool beats Chelsea and loses to burnley

WTF is this rock,papper and sccissors?

Good old rock, nothin beats that

thanks immunity cat

3 MAN CHANGE WITH 8 MINUTES TO GO.

Underrated post.

For a minute there i thought this would be the pasta of True Lies, but no.

I actually feel he's good at that bullshit passing thing they do, but sucks a little at pressing and his energy is shit.

That's Firmino dumbass.

Phileeep eh

lmao

TOP KEK
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K
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got me senpai