/rug/ - Rugby Championship

RUGBY CHAMPIONSHIP
>Saturday 17 September
19.35 (RWCT) All Blacks v South Africa, AMI Stadium, Christchurch
ref: Angus Gardner

18.05 (AWST) Australia v Argentina, Nib Stadium, Perth
ref: Wayne Barnes

MITRE 10 CUP
Counties 29-30 Taranaki
Southland 29-43 Hawke’s Bay
Tasman 33-23 Northland,
Wellington 24-10 Bay of Plenty

>Sat 17 Sep
Otago 24-13 North Harbour
16:35 Manawatu v Canterbury, Palmerston North
>Sun 18 Sep
14:35 Auckland v Counties Man, Auckland
16:35 Waikato v Taranaki, Hamilton

Other urls found in this thread:

rugbyonlinestream.com/free-rugby-stream/
youtube.com/watch?v=eqGcfimKwYc
laliga-live.xyz/stream3.php
youtube.com/watch?v=oXhb4YAbJEY
sport24.co.za/Rugby/SuperRugby/pollard-in-amputation-fright-20160714
youtube.com/watch?v=5KfwRQ38dxE
youtube.com/watch?v=hFubr1z0mm0
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estadio_Malvinas_Argentinas
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

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/rug/-btfo'd by /cric/ and /nrl/ edition

*Statschink on Pooicide No-mates Edition

6th for no darkies allowed

My saffer mates are turning up at the bar without their shirts on. Talk about national pride and unity : ^ )

Argentinians want to post here too, lad.

Anybody know of a streaming site where I could watch the game?

meh, at least >we don´t have minority quotas, would hate to see a whitey with our shirt

Surely it's on TV there?

Pay for SuperSport you pleb. Worth it to watch Naas Botha cry and Nick Mallet lay down the brutal truths in about 2 hours.

>the impoverished crater of Cuntabrian rugby
gg Manawatu

here my black brother
may we never have to pay for anything,
rugbyonlinestream.com/free-rugby-stream/

Not on the basic access here
The price is ridiculous I can't afford it man, they locked the sport channels up with the most expensive package.

time to lube up saffas, dis gon b gud

Thanks senpai.

gay bar?

theres usually a stream on /r/rugbyunion

picking strauss for first try

lineout maul drive after a sloppy all blacks opening

>someone mentions reddit
>thread dies
embarassing

Anyone see that Sam Cane interview on channel 3 just now?

Cant be fucked watching the game but holy shit his body language was so beta it made me cringe shit was hgilarious

Execute all namefags.

>turn on sky sports 1 for based Marshie extended pre-game analysis
>netball bitches making speeches
ftfy

weekly reminder that one man beat the all blacks

Same here. The speeches are primary school tier. Sad, really.

Who you picking?
ABs by 15 and Aussie by 5 here

NZ by 10 and ARG by 3

some of those Jamaican chicks tho hnnnnghhh

>gangly butter faces: the team
rather fuck your mother

She dying with cancer.

gg silver ferns

you dont want your mother to have a cerebal palsy tier orgasm before she loses all sex drive?

Not cool man.

Hello friends, when does the rugby start?

Kind regards,

Gentleben

Execute all namefags.

34 minutes.

NZ

RSA

>muh quotas ruining get muh boks
There's like, 2 African names in there.

and the bench?

I honestly think without barette nz aren't all that strong.
I hope they field cruden against us in november.

alister leaking his losing speech there.

Sopoaga.

>eddie jones

fucking master troll

White af mate

Barrett has pretty much nailed on that 10 jersey. He's the best back in the world right now

Kicking is shit.
Makes him half-great.

roast yams lad

>saffron wearing an ABs jersey
Reee 2bh

To be fair goal kicking is fairly secondary. In open field play he's the best first five by a country mile and I can't think of a better back tbqh (apart from maybe Bin Smuth)

Rugby.

>Manawatu 19-13 Canterbury

His kicking is subpar but he's still clearly the best player in the world right now. Don't know if I've ever seen a more dominant year from a fly half.

If someone says Carter then they are a casual.

>based LFWRLABM
Them paraparaumu feels

just got home lads
>losing to manuwapoo

Mike Delany.

Manawatu are good though.
Your casual is showing.

Fuck RSA are paying $8 to win

Even fucking Jean de Villiers is saying we have no chance in hell on supersport.

We are fucked m8s

Do we really need the fat Maoris with spears on the field? It's fucking embarrassingly corny.

not 'beating crushedbury by a handy margin while dominating most of the game' good

canterpoo choked away from home

ja boet...

RIP Springboks. we had a good run.

that is the worst bok backline ive ever seen

You never know. Have some courage ffs, you're not Argentinian.

imagine how fucked they will be when habana retires

Thanks.

The De Allende/Mapoo centre combination was much worse

YAAAP

I'm laughing at Canterbury because I do not like any of their teams.

Chris Farley looks shook as fuck

the guys has lost a lot of pace and is nowhere near the player he once was

no way hes getting to the world cup either. it would be like if Cory Jane was starting

The all blacks should do a dab at the end of the haka. That would be lit AF 2bh pham haha

Top lad.

There are 2 coloured players in this squad. Quota-blaming crybaby motherfuckers.

if he stays fit and uninjured i think he could make it
he might have a burst of form for the RWC like carter did

coloured means mixed race, bro

black is black

didnt get carded buying some beers cos i wore my crocs

uhm why is there no /cric/ thread?

The backline coach is a nog from the fucking kings

fuckign butchering our anthem

REEEEEE

>no stan walker
thank fuck

OK I meant 2 NOT WHITE players

What's up with this zany lady singing?

what a babe

>no anthem or Haka

fucking ESPN

PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE BEGINS

Its nice to see a feminist singing the anthem. Really warms my ovaries.

why did my picture of her get deleted lol

the coloureds count as well for some reason.

habana, jantjies, beast, mohoje, de jongh

best rendition in a long time to be honest

who cares, we had to put up with stan walker.

PLEASE WATCH OUR WAR DANCE

Can we get this singing and dancing over with so I can watch these men man handle each other

>Springboks vs All Blacks
>used to be a close battle between the rampaging, hard-hitting boks vs the finesse and skill of New Zealand
>now will be a one sided hammering
I miss 2009

youtube.com/watch?v=eqGcfimKwYc

youtube stream

I've got your six amigo youtube.com/watch?v=eqGcfimKwYc

we get a special haka?

GC

Just wait until Durban.

Kapa o pango m8
Standard these days

South Africa always gets Kapo O Pango (the newer haka) because they're respected more

im yet to see any difference
should pay more attention i guess

which one >we got last game?

>faf de cock

You get the kids version

>faf de cuck

argies got kapo o pango last game mate what game were you watching

Another scrum without incident.

Cheers numbnuts

did anyone else see those red numbers pop up on screen? some new sky anti piracy measure perhaps

>took down the stream
fucking jews

Barrett is a vegetarian. Why aren't you /rug/?

Fuck Sky.

Fuck he nearly missed that

IS HE?

Fucking penalty fest already

anyone got a better stream than this? its pretty fucking shit

laliga-live.xyz/stream3.php

Pedantic reffing desu

youtube.com/watch?v=oXhb4YAbJEY

>if you know every law in rugby you're a genius
>jumping too early is a little known rule

fucking state of new zealand rugby commentary. execute all backs.

Footy.

>hitting up short balls into traffic
Not quite sure I get the AB gameplan
They look a bit stilted.

i miss nige

cheers, hope it lasts

That's Marshy for you

>>its an Angus Gardner blowing whistles all night episode

Adrian Strauss about to score first try after a sloppy NZ start.

all these technical penalties are crazy. let the game flow, bro

He's still on the scene m8, campaigning for the God Emperor in America

Yes

How many international caps do you have lass?

yeah, wrong pic. i meant the ref :/

This is the whitest quota team I've ever seen.

its on the cards

Typical shitvea

HERE WE GO LADS

>ardie is a good 7 meme

based habana. forever my fav springbok

Seriously, boks play at a different level against us.

Go Bokke!

HABANA
A
B
A
N
A

Well, it's ogre, I'm done.
Goodbye cruel world.
Going to commit pooicide in /nrl/

just sprayed beer all over my screen lads

>Dropjies

Good hands kaffer.

that's it. jantjies is done.

Maybe their style is so difficult for you to manage.

He must burn. I can't wait for Lambie to be healthy again.

kek

Every team does.

>le mohawk tiny man

has to be match fixing

hahahah what the hell

well that didn't take long...

jant on suicide watch

izzayyy

FLOODGATES

What's the story with Pollard?

Too easy

Le Foward Who Passes Like A Centre Man

dagg with the cheika hairline

almost got an amputation., he'll be back.

>poo rat

Bring on Soap now.

What the hell kind of name is Soap?

>Pollard
sport24.co.za/Rugby/SuperRugby/pollard-in-amputation-fright-20160714

Fucking Jantjies must go back to his slum in the cape flats

South African 10 innit?

He, Goosen and Lambie are all made of glass

In sports, players generally get more fired up for the challenge when playing the best.

N8ce hands Crotty you cuntabrian fag hole

what the hell AB, you never make those mistakes against >us
we are always forced to somehow fish the ball at a ruck

Short for Sopoaga.
Sopoaga, Lima's surname.

Cause you're shit.

his fruit killing skills are remarkable

Barrett has been exposed as a impact bench babby.

Can we all agree that Mckenzie should be starting 10?

LFWRLABM

Is he the FNG?

Jewels!

coles is a GOAT centre

he dropped the ball completely by himself tho
rude btw

Just award it you little fucking pussy bitch

LE FORWARD WHO RUNS LIKE A WING PASS LIKE A FLYHALF AND OFFLOADS LIKE A CENTRE MAN!

Nice to see Savea and Dagg finding form, but I still wish Naholo and Milner-Skudder were uninjured

GREAT KICK
Beaudy you beauty

Daily reminder that orange kumara is best kumara

The fuck is FNG?

waah ees no fair
That's you.

Naholo is shit anyway. Would be great to see Memer-Mudder tho

The All Blacks should just make Coles a utility back

Fucking new guy you fucking new fag

Crotty looks like an ape.

Fuck nahalo. Pure meme.
IZZY'S BACK

He's Cantabrian.

>Potential neckroll
Lads

Meemer has been out for so long. Hope he comes back alright.

He played last year in Johannesburg.
I don't spend much time on this board, I can't handle the shit posting.

>le TMO for neck roll

based fucking whitelock keeping the saffas in the game

>that
>a penalty
Jesus fuck, it wasn't a neck roll.

>I can't handle the shit posting.
Get a look at this faggot

Not really related to Cred Forums. Common knowledge 2bh.

Jeez, lucky you missed the last thread.

He should be played by Ryan Reynolds in the future All Blacks movie.

upvoted

Shut up fucknuts.

That is one evin takedown sir

Haha. Liked, shared and subscribed.

Saffas right in this lads. Wonder if TAB is still paying $8...

they were at $11 on sportsbet. fugggg

rude

PLEASE

banter

Cooking steaks at half time lads.

Post some half time Nina Tbh

Tbf we haven't hit the usual last 15 minute blowout point though.

Think the final margin will be around 17~

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WE'RE NOT CALLING MY PARENTS

I have a very big wee Tbh lads

Yeah nah drunk bitches can be cunty.

ht qt

Depends on the dish. Purple is starchier and gives better chips. Gives a more full bodied mash than orange too.

Its funny how everybody in nz is now a pole vault expert

Post the kiwi chick with the fisting arm.

Yeah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah.
Orange Kumara is best Kumara.

comes naturally mate

You're a pole smoking expert.

That was Savea's first try against the boks btw lads

Well, makes a change from being a pole smoking expert like you usually are

You're a pleb m8. Next you'll be telling me rocket is better than watercress. Different ingredients are equally good when used correctly.

You probably buy your kumara from pak n save anyway top kek

Rekt

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>Le back who eats like a forward man receives pass from le forward who runs like a back man

pottery

Kumara is shit cunt.

Predictable. I miss when /rug/ was funny and original like back when I invented it in 2010

Jantjies FUCK OFF you goffel

>replyng to the tripfaggot

Two replies to like 8 posts isn't too bad I guess. You guys can do better though.

>le back who eats like a forward

fucking jantjies

match fixing for sure

oy lads, there was a very thin spider that always walked around the wall behind my desk, i left it alone because spiders are bros, but it dissapeared for a week or so, now it just reapered, it´s fucking huge and shiny and now i feel uncomfortable and itchy

You're a pole hopper if you get what I mean.

Jesus Jantjies

is Faf de Klerk the handsomest man in /rug/ lads?

>posting weaboo shit
I'll take the tripfag any day.

>thinking you're better than the springboks
Nice structured delusion you've got there

I regard these posts as direct replies because you're quite clearly obsessed.

Alright calm down chang

Welcome to Cred Forums, enjoy your stay. :^)

Did everyone see that tasty spread of lollies the Pumas had in their dressing room? Pretty grouse.

didn´t say anything there, but a break would be nice


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forgot pic

Those were PEDs m8...

link us

>implying anime faggotry hasn't always been openly mocked on spee
Yeah thanks for the welcome freshcunt.

Stealing Dimitri Szarzewski's look Tbh

Mate, made me want a handful of PEDs pretty bad.

It was on the stream. They showed a shot from inside the argie dressing room at halftime and they had like 10 paper plates of lollies sitting there. They had each been separated out so each plate only had one type of lollie, so there were pineapples, strawberries and cream, milk bottles etc. all on different plates. I like to imagine they didn't come like that and they bought mixed bags and then it was the equipment managers job to sort them though.

>t. 4 year newfag who never lurked

This match really shows how important Sam Cane is.

Well I WAS a fan of Angus Gardner

HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO HUSBENDO

he's qt

Shut the fuck up both of you or I'll go back in time and never invent /rug/ and then you'll both be fucking homeless.

HUSBENDO

Here for 4 years? Fuck that's pathetic. Get a job and and gf.

Good run Ardie, and try time Smith, noice.

maybe its a rider thing like Van Halen had peeps sort of the brown M&Ms to see if they read the instructions. those crafty argies

Springboks are finished

We just wanted a close 60 minutes and they couldn't even do that

Thanks Jantjies

SMITH!

SMITH!

I'll go back in time and cuck your dad so you're never born m8. I'm fucking charming too, mum won't be able to help it.

Back in my nightclub days I was a stock controller for a nightclub and had to sort out riders for all the acts. Peaches was a cunt.

>generals

I hate them to be honest. Cred Forums was way better without them.

I was referring to you, dumbass. Apparently you haven't even been here that long though lol.

How is a skinny, white, aging whiteboi the best attacking fullback in world rugby?

>matt todd
Just fuck my shit up.

Theres too many cumguzzlers in this team

>Kurtley Beale is white

Is this some sort of new zealand social justice shit that hasn't made it to Australia yet? You guys are usually the first people in the anglosphere to come up with bullshit like that.

bloody typical. what she want? how many riders ask for biddies? my cus worked at the BDO and apparently rammstein asked for a pool and 30 blonde bimbos

Are saffas treated like the pakis you see at english home cricket games over there in nz?

Only here 2 weeks, yet still dropping more elite truth bombs than you've ever mustered.

>Kaino out
'no'

all the saffas i know are teachers

This RH has been lel, Argentina truly deserves 2nd place

So cringe worthy. Lurk more faggot.

T O O
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E A S Y
A
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Based ref not checking the video

Surely if Rammstein asked for sloots they were doing it in some post-ironic attempt to see whether the capitalist pigs paying them would actually do it?

No one ever asked for slappers, I imagine because it would imply they can't get them on their own. And obviously there is always plenty of gine who come to see the artists and just need to ask nicely to go back stage.

Fuck up already cunthair

Best Savea
Cane on pooicide watch

Cry more, your tears are delicious.

Le favourable bounce man didn't get the bounce

Are the all blacks finished?

Last word.

Le forward who chips like a forward man

Curious. One I know spent time at teacher college, and his brother is a cop here in Nelson.

*farts*

29-13, I think they'll be okay bro.

stole my joke iicbqhwy41m

>le forward who can't chip like a back man

How we looking lads

Le Forward Who Takes Forward Passes Like A Frenchman

Le Forward who Runs Like a Back but Not Quite Kick Like a Back Man

>we

Good kick desu, but for a right wing.

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obstruction again

RIGGED

Le forward who runs like a back but unfortunately kicks like an islander man

Pathetic.

Triggered

That's not what your mum said.

Next time you post this you die

The best kicker in NZ is an islander tho

LE FORWARD WHO PASSES LIKE A GOD MAN

LFWPLABM

Too many whites in the Boks squad that's why they are losing

t. ANC

>dat last pass
Le forward who passes like a halfback man

coles motm or riot

Need saffas to score as not to fuck up my 20 point pick

Jesus Coles what are we supposed to call you

THE FORWARD WHO PASSES LIKE A HALFBACK, RUNS LIKE A BACK BUT NOT QUITE KICK LIKE A BACK MAN

Coles had better be a contender for player of the year. Barret is a dumb meme.

Todd > Savea

>mfw this nigga was still in primary school when I started browsing here

sigh

the margin is only going to get bigger you cretin

He probably can kick like a back. He made that shitty chip kick with his weaker foot

>Coles rucks hit: 0

LFWRLAB,PLAB,BUTCAN'TKLABM

Fuck Dagg is based

>george you there

nah he's gone home you fuckwit

>massive cheer for a ball clearly hitting the chalk
good effort though

You browsed here before the Web was invented?
Wow.

>in 20 years of professional rugby, forwards have gotten more skillful, faster, more athletic and become top athletes
>backs have gotten taller and heavier.

This. Savea has been exposed tonight.

Everyone wants to be Lomu.

It's the current year m8. Forwards can identify as backs and vice versa as much as they wish.

HAHA

TIME FOR SOPOAGA!

I really wanted that to be a try, even though I knew it had hit the paint.

>he's trying to tell me he's 30-40 years old yet makes mum jokes and is a Cred Forums newfag

For

Retarded casual opinion.

Any all black off the bench looks good.

So how do you ABs fans feel safe in the knowledge that your team is ruining international rugby?

>forwards can identify as backs

Literally no forward would want to identify as a back. Look at guys like Pocock, Hooper and Fat Mat Dunning. All of them played in the backs in highschool and transitioned to forwards because that's where the actual game is played.

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Bingo. Good deduction skills fuckhead.

Great, honestly

I don't like it Tbh. Been secretly wanting the ABs to lose more matches for ages.

>It's the current year m8. Forwards can identify as backs and vice versa as much as they wish.
Nah. Except Coles, who else can run like a back?

goodnight sp

FUCK

DELETE THIS POST

man i just can't give a shit about the all blacks when they're so dominant. i've been buzzing all day after liverpool beat chelsea 2-1. but the all blacks up 20 again? what a snoozefest, christ

Fatvea will surpass habana

>All this forwardphobic bigotry
Umm can you not?

gg m8 please don't pooicide

At this point I wouldn't worry. That match has been well and truly avenged by now.

Aw man, true or full of shit, that's too funny.

They're up 28.

>that attempted slide tackle by black 13

Can't believe he wasn't red carded for that.

New Zealand truly does have every ref in their pocket.

How many players can /rug/ name in this webm?

Hooper doesn't do shit but make tackles, spaz out and run the ball. The only time he's in a ruck is when he gets tackled.

Isn't there a /rug/ general in Cred Forums you can post in?

Definitely McCaw.

McCaw
Soialo
Ali Williams
Rokocoko
Mulianina

On the flip side we're pretty much carrying the Southern Hemisphere on our shoulders.

Please.

Zero. I watched virtually no rugby in the 2000s.

Actually feel pretty good about the performance of Wales in June now. Those first two tests were the closest challenges NZ have had this year.

Feels amazing not to be Australian 2bh.

What's happened to ranger?

At only 6 foot and 95 kg I remember him being an absolute tank of a man.

Mccaw, Brendon Leonard, Rodney So'oialo, Nick Evans, Rococoko, Ali Williams, Andrew Hore, Chris Masoe(?), Chris Jack(?)

All Blacks aren't even playing on form.

This plus Brendan Leonard and luke mcallister

what shit sport is this?

Came back last year to play for Harbour but missed out due to neck surgery. he picked up an injury during the Super Rugby season.

goatrad is there

Freddie Michalak

I haven't seen South Africa get destroyed by the blacks this badly since literally every day after apartheid ended.

So this Sydney man comes across a genie and wishes for immortality. Genie is like "Nah nah mate, against the rules you know that." He replies that he'd like to live long enough to watch the Wallabies win the Bledisloe Cup. Genie smiles and says "Clever bastard eh?"

One of those 'what could have been' stories I guess.

Went to france. European rugby is soft and ruins careers and the chance of being good.

Nice. Can't believe I missed McCaw, must be the headgear.

Rokocoko
Michalak
Jauzion
Brendan Leonard
Masoe
Ali Williams
So'oialo
Muliaina
Damien Traille?
Woocock
Chris Jack?
Wayne Barnes

He played in France in 2013-2015 and now he is injured.

SA needs more kaffirs

In THREE (3) of the four matches in this RC, >we have scored over 40 points. This is just getting ridiculous Tbh.

well played AB, as always.

what time is argie/aus game?

at least he got to be part of one of the most bullshit tries the all blacks have ever scored

youtube.com/watch?v=5KfwRQ38dxE

10 I think

I laughed at this when I read it on facey 5 years ago

Funny, but such a fucking New Zealand dad bloke joke

He was only ever going to be a bench player.

:)

>tfw can't watch the SA vs NZ match in SA because I have to work on Sunday mornings.

I'm only here for the aus-arg game.

Well rugga is dead for me now.
We need some pooicide awareness ads.

You're going to lose.

>wosta at home
easy win lads

our year

Should start in half an hour

Is it on Aus tv?

Drop Fukitoa for Moala.

thanks lads

Channel 10

Anyone know why have the Wallabies and Springboks have suffered such a precipitous drop in quality lately? They're playing like scrubs at the moment. Scotland-tier or thereabouts (middling).

Why is the argie skin complexion grey? They're like 2 or 3 generations away from having the black fucked out of them

Channel 10 m8 try channel 13 too it's 10hd

Should've picked 30 fuck.
Couldn't picture boks being THAT shit.

>ARGENTINA IS WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE

ty based /rug/

>Adrian Strauss in charge of understanding English

Look on the Springboks Facebook page lads.

Someone in the comments smashed their TV.

Bokke-young team apart from the over the hill players, shit management
Wobs-Cheikavelli master plan that we cannot comprehend

You poor motherfuckers need foxtel

>it was always gonna be a tough one

indeed

can't blame him. rugby is all we had left

Please send good lineout forwards our way

rugby waifu on the telly lads

>Yeah definitely uhhhh we know what is capable of

Take solace you have the highest win rate of any country vs all blacks. I mean it's only 38%, but you beat everyone else at losing

fuark rokocoko was a beast

>moving forward

;_;

>ywn be in the tight 5 family with Colesie and Blackie

This is why I am racist.

i remember when NZ vs SA could go either way. oh well, we had our golden generation in 2007 - 2009/2010. had a good run.

Roks and Sivi on the wings was so based.

Argie Emo Lad you here lad?
You might win.

spew desu. the only good bit is sean maloney and he's shafted to cover the force and nrc games

>SA haven't beaten NZ at home since 2009
>Aus haven't beaten NZ at home since 2001

I fucking hate kaffirs

>haven't beaten the missus since 2011
Coincidence?

I would honestly watch every single rugby game with no commentary if Foxtel offered it

Fuck I would love to have other nations have to deal with Gordon Bray's atrocious fucking commentary.

allahu akbar my friend

Rocket and Dougy was better.

Foxtel's commentary team is a million times better than 10's.

It sounds like Gordon Bray prepares quips and little facts about every player before the game, and then he crowbars them in wherever he can.

You'll get there. I don't think anyone beats all blacks right now. Give it 1 to 2 years and it'll even up again.

kek

thanks muhummad

Apparently England would smoke us.
That's what I read on morning /rug/ and they know their stuff.

I'm just glad cause I'm a kiwi so I can watch all blacks on foxtel and stream the nrl finals

that's exactly how commentary works though?

Bray is my homeboy though, grew up with him on 7

Well they would, they have the best 2nd row in world rugby

Nah ""we""""" are only 3% better than the England side

>based expat
You plowing all their gfs m8?

Believe it when I see it

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Married a redpilled country girl, making Anzac babies

He could be the next kilted kiwi. Maybe Rennie could entice him over when he manages Glasgow.

Aussie women might as well be blokes.

Shrill, loud-mouthed, aggressive ballbusters with an irritating accent, the lot of them.

thinking dominos later lads

>country girl and a kiwi

may your dentist's bills be reasonable.

or you could not go ten grand in debt and just get a frozen pizza from tescos

Where's Fardy? Mumm is dogshit.

...

>not supporting your local patrician pizza shop
english """cuisine"""

>poco is little in spanish
>pocock thus is little cock
Jaja

youtube.com/watch?v=hFubr1z0mm0

Chat shit get banged

GO PUMAS

i'm off to play some vidya

>gordon bray just called Creevy a prop

It begins.

Your rugby teams are welcome

Is Dean Mumm related to your mum?

>Dean Mumm has 50 (fifty) test caps

What's for tea lads

>20,000 confused saffas watch aboriginal man bang sticks together

No, but Dean's Mum takes it up the arse

wtf is this

> ausfailia

Get this fucking gibberish off. You Aussies should have fucking killed all of them when you arrived.

kek

Why do they do that?

>this abo talking
Why do you guys do this shit? We never shove our internal shit down your throats when you come, it's disrespectful

The argentinian national anthem lad.

Spent around £60 of mums money over the last few weeks on dominos.

Damn, Argie anthem is so classy

100% pure white genes

>former idol contestant singing national anthem

This is australia's greatest shame.

>never shove our internal shit down your throats
pretty sure the Wallabies have played here twice
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Estadio_Malvinas_Argentinas

IS THE SINGER A FUCKING SEPTIC?

Who the fuck is this cunt? Kek krk

PANDA

PANDA

PANDA PANDA PAN PANH PNNHHHH

Meh, not really.

No he was on Australian idol so his vowel shape is fucking retarded like a pop singer.

GET FUCKED ON

L A D S
A
D
S

Why

Is Quade Cooper related to Coopers Sparkling Ale?

Le forward who runs holes and holds up the pass like a back man

Lost game. Good night

lol

AUSSIE DROPS THE HAMMER

>that legendary south american heart

REEEEEEEEEE!!!!! FALKLANDS ARE ENGLISHHHHHHH

Aussie, RSA and Argies all scored quickly against the ABS then got SMOKED. Really made me think.

M8
If the.players care so little then why should i?

More like south american shart lol

>the argentinians unironically have a national public holiday every year commemorating the fact that the malvinas son argentinas

really makes you ponder in the old noodle.

Hahaha
*pfffffttt*

Good post

Hodge must be pissed at Kerevi, never gives him the bloody ball

kekd

That was wet haha

>poomas

...

WERE BACK FUCKERS

B T F O
T
F
O

Rude

Fuck

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Fresh bread when

Oh shit. Aussie imagining they're playing Scotland.

this thread must be a fucking travesty if he is the one prompting discussion

>that glasses qt

I'd have strapping boer babies with her lads.

Is Foley legally retarded?

Holy shit why do i keep eating this bullshit story that these faggots are improving?
I stayed up all the night to get insulted. Never again im falling.
And they try to increase their popularity in this cunt. Back to footy mates

Argentina? more like Argi - can't catch the fucking ball

That's the exact moment where he got BTFO. It was one reply and three three or 4 people laughing at the reply.

why are argentina only good at world cups?

Still 70 to go m8 we can and will choke this

Because they fill World Cups with all those useless NH teams.

>le crestfallen and disillusioned Argie lad

If you take New Zealand out of the equation international rugby is more competitive than ever.

More people singing our anthem and wearing blue curly wigs.

ITS DONE IT OVER FUCK

>will genia more like fill giney-a

Will Genia get the try?

>literally 3-0'd at home only a few months ago
>confidence back because you're beating jags 2.0

true

>21-0

Fairly sure we beat your meme team three times in your own back garden a couple of months ago.

Why wasn't it a knock on?
He clearly punched the ball.

AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE


(someone please check on that one suicidal argie user)

Got a feeling it'll be 50+ points incoming. Argentina look fucked.

he slapped his arm and he dropped the ball
no ball contact

>we're much better ever since we got a big strong ausGOD to coach us

If he hasn't done it so far, he won't. He's an attention whore.

RIP Argentina

First game of the season lad, you guys had a full 6 nations together

Play us now we'd shit all over your corpse

>Le Aussies are bad winners

the most dangerous lead

Retardedness like this is why you're 21-0

reddit cunts would get eaten alive here
>muhh respect
>muhh fairplay

Will Skelton come on?

>implying all of /rug/ aren't reddit cunts

It's the fucking truth

Barnes is a good ref, speaks to the players well.

>coached by an Aussie
>captained by a Kiwi

English as chips lads

...

This is boring. Should have kept sleeping and watch the repetition later. No real emotion when the game is like this already. Dissapointing, wonder when they will git gud

Colonies always saving the fucking day

ARGIE BARGIE

AS LONG AS WE WIN THE FIGHTING

Also someone make a new thread

Shut up mate, no one cares

Never posted on reddit in my life you utter cunt.

>you will never watch Nige slam his horsecock inside Barnsey's ass

I love the theatre of refs telling the captains to talk to their teams.

"oi lads, ref says we should stop doing illegal shit and we'll stop getting penalised, so cut it out, ok?

Wow what a cool 4 Chan dude

>go and tell your boys to settle it down
>Yes sir
>keep it up lads

I dunno why you're even in the comp. You're a fucking disaster

Thanks.

came 3rd in France, 4th last year?

>sudden swagger
42-8 m8

I'm sick of this kicking shit

"if you boys keep misbehaving, i'll tell you really owns the malvinas"

Expat kiwi lol

>being this mad

lel

3 POINTS FUCK YEAH

Kek

Im sleepy and what is this shit?
Now seriously whats going so wrong?

Home babbies.

oi Argie lads

Why is Mendoza such a shit hole?

MEME'D BY THE POST

freshie

Our backs sure do love to run directly at tacklers and not pass, don't they?

shit cunt ref miss tackled