CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

AND I DON'T WANNA MISS A THANG

THE SUUUNNNN
GOES DOOOOOOWWWWNNN

It's 5' o'clock somewhere

WAKE ME UP

I'M NOT GONNA MAKE IT
IS IT ALMOST OVER NOW
CAN'T SEE THE WAY
RUUUUUUUUUN DOOOOOOWWWWNNNNNN

HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND

HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING LOSERS

t.Wisconsin

I HURT MYSELF TODAY

Third Missouri Valley team to beat an FBS opponent this season....

WASTED AWAY AGAIN IN MARGARITAVILLE

LIFE HAD JUUUUST BEGUN
BUT NOW I'VE GONE AND THROWN IT ALLLL AWAYYY

WELL IT ALL AMOUNTS TO NOTHING IN THE END

I'LL FADE AWAY AND CLASSIFY MYSELF AS OBSOLETE

Welp. Get fucked coaching staff.

Lets run up the middle that is sure to work with the game on the line.

MAKING MY WAY DOWNTOWN

I'M SORRY I CAN'T BE PERFECT

I'M LIKE A BIRD I WANNA FLY AWAY

Thanks for the paycheck Iowa fuckeyes!
Bison are a legit top-15 team

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CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIINNNNNNNN