/wcoh/ - USA vs Europe

Bishop when?

first for team slovakia

>team being carried by mcjesus

team USA going through a worse meltdown than the steel beams in the twin towers

I would think as a Jackets fan you'd realize Torts was shit by now

Sit down if you hate the US

did team USA shart in their mart blart fart pantarts?

>McMeme carrying anyone with literally 0 points

lmfao

What did they play as team Europe's anthem?

Can someone webum the second goal

What his name again?

nothing

wtf is wrong with you?

nothing

The adhan

the Syrian anthem.

>need to play with canadians to look good

Boring.

who here is rooting team NA vs team Europe meme gold medal game?

Americunts

>Dreidelseitl
die juden ist hier

youtube.com/watch?v=La4Dcd1aUcE

they havent played a game yet, so how would he have a point?

>no penalty on that

of course

atleast we have the North America team to be good right guys?

r-right?

RIDE WIT MUH NIGGAS DOE

Goal theme is Seven Nation Army, though. It's something.

Last didget of this post is total us goals scored this game

>didn't watch the practice games

he was fucking awful

Leon "The Skating Auschwitz" Draisaitl
Leon "Zyklon Lee" Draisaitl
Leon "Weimar Warrior" Draisaitl
Leon "Aryan Assassin" Draisaitl
Leon "The Skating Gas Chamber" Draisaitl
Leon "The Hockey Holocaust" Draisaitl
Leon "The Final Solution" Draisaitl

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>amerisharts poking Halak when the puck is in the corner

Leon "Spin Dat" Dreidel

>tfw european

>pretourney

>excuses

he's the worst player on the team

is that super smash bros music?

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Is this thing single elimination?

Nasheed ul habari, asheed ul hayam...

SHART
ON
ICE

Dubinsky isn't doing shite

I dont give a fuck what this is about. FUCK AMERICA!

heard that too, i think it was

No, you're not. Fuck off ebanii

no

it's set up like the FIFA world cup, we're in groups right now

K A L I N I N G R A D

That was Zelda music

>playing good
>in practice
What kind of scrub do you think he is

>this asspain
what's wrong? Team losing?

The best "finnnish" players are russians.

Damn, that sucks.

I don't think Team USA will make it pass the groups with a record for 1-2.

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Reply if your country doesn't actually care about hockey.

tbf he's about as european as you are

i thought it might be cause i remember it from the zelda level on super smash bros melee

T O O M U C H M A N

>Mcmeme defense force

wow

"no"

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PICK A RACIST FOR YOUR COACH. YOU LOSE.

If NA is allowed to grab Canadian and American players then EU should be able to grab players that didn't make Russia, Sweden, Finland and Czechia.

nice refpuck

oh boy here come the americunt refpuck

Amen brotha, fuck amerikkka

>Komarov
>Barkov
>Tuukov
>Lainov
>Jokinenko
Really makes you contemplate deeply

Have the mart sharters started the "w-we don't care" damage control yet?

here

can Oshie aim

That's not how the NA team works.

>mcmeme attack force

wew

refpuck

Here fäm.

they are cheering for mcjesus's team now

delete this right now

butthurt americaitlyn taking out his frustration over losing to yurop

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

no goal you fucking dips

It would be nice to see KHL superstars team

ABUSAs BTFO

THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

Chara fucking sucks now

>he thinks I'm not rooting for the meme teams

found the pleb

>phantom penalties
>phantom goals

van memesdyk definitely batted that one it

bout fucking time

no goal

>no goal
ameribtfos

>USA in charge of scoring with their stick

refpuck if this counts

no goal

Americheats btfo

A goal

u mean beer league??

Once Zdeno Chara gets too old and his legs slow down, do you think he could become an NHL starter goaltender.

He has the size

BUAHAHAHA USA BTFO

OY VEY THIS IS LIKE A THIRD TOWER

>american """""goalscoring"""""

americans always chest thumping

AMERICHEATS

good no goal ladderino

R E F P U C K
E
F
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YANKS LITERALLY ON SUICIDE WATCH

>illegal mart sharting
america btfo

HAHAHAHAHAH HOLY FUVK MY SIDES
REV UP THAT ASSPAIN

Hahaha no goal!

Delete this

Or not. Sorry.

no goal? WHAT!?

based refs, not like those iihf cunts

KEEEEEEEEK

R E F
E
F

P U C K
U
C
K

HAHAHAHAAHA
GET FUCKED AMERICLAPS

Laffs are so shit even USA cant score lmao

Chara is done.

>THIS IS AN ILLEGAL GOAL

>americans don't know that you have to use your stick to score

nothing to apologize for m80. right call was made.

>american scoring prowess

MCDONALDS ON FIRE
>MCDONALDS ON FIRE
MCDONALDS ON FIRE
>MCDONALDS ON FIRE
MCDONALDS ON FIRE
>MCDONALDS ON FIRE
MCDONALDS ON FIRE
>MCDONALDS ON FIRE
MCDONALDS ON FIRE
>MCDONALDS ON FIRE
MCDONALDS ON FIRE
>MCDONALDS ON FIRE
MCDONALDS ON FIRE
>MCDONALDS ON FIRE
MCDONALDS ON FIRE
>MCDONALDS ON FIRE
MCDONALDS ON FIRE
>MCDONALDS ON FIRE

Are his parents russian? Donskoi there is russian tennis player, Evgeniij Donskoi

>M-MUH HEAD
>IF HE INTENTIONALLY PUNCHED THE PUCK INTO THE NET AND IT TOUCHED ME IT SHOULD COUNT

lmao

learn the rules you dumb gaylord

Nice to see refs not crumbling. Score properly clappers

literally not a yank in sight

thank you based refs

Slovakia gonna be irrelevant in hockey when these old guys retire?

>amerisharts calling refpuck when Van Riemsdyke clearly leaned forward to hit the puck with his chest

WEW
E
W

what do you expect from a >rag?

Post ass

>rags

Switzerland already took their place anyway

delete this fucking post you finnish faggot

>pacioretty
>always in beta
what did they mean by this?

I wanna Austrian gf.

>user turn that stupid game off and come to the beach with us!

i swear to god if this shart in the mart joke doesn't stop NOW i'm going to fucking lose it

Yes

Hockey is rip in slovakia because of corruption

Press f to pay respects

>EUROSHITS AND CANASHITS LITTERALY SO AFRAID OF US BIG STRONG ANERICANS THEY HAVE TO TAKE RIGHTFUL GOALS AWAY
P

WTC 7

i think chara gabby and dmitra all lived very close to each other as kids.

True.

Its all your own fucking fault for not taking Barkov though. He didn't even have to choose between Finland and Russia since you never gave him any chance.

your shit?

hahahahahaha

please refrain from posting on this site

>implying we are not irrelevant since 2007

Don't lose it in your pants

Only rich people can afford to play hockey there now and there's very few stadiums. The golden age of Slovak hockey is over

Good no goal.

Same if riems kicks the puck towards goal and Stepan deflects it to the goal. No goal.

1/4 russian, his grandfather

shhhh we don't talk about that one

>I will go when it will be empty, and now go away, i watch the game

Chara Hossa Gaborik and the Demitra family lives on the same street

>intentionally punched
>punched
Acquire a new pair of eyes

Weren't you in the bronze medal game in 2010?

lmao manlet pavelski gets bumped and goes down harder than the twin towers

van memesdyke sucks

still more relevant than germoney at hokkei 2bh

goddamn fucking golden oreos

Does he speakk finnish btw? Finnish is very hard language, my desu kekkonenn senpai

Usa should try patches on 1st pp. Dat quick release

>anerica
dog piss anerica

Usgay
Poosay
United States of fat

still waiting for Patches to actually DO something
>canadians

that year was an expection where those old fucks knew that this is their last chance to show anything

You mean 2012

Can not afford now? What was in past, they wete all rich?

REKT
E
K
T

Her eyes are fine, it's just the chinklids block most of the view

>T3AM U3A

>AMERICAN GOALTENDING

VIVE LA FRANCE

Y U R O P
U
R
O
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that was pretty much all Halak

BTFO
T
F
O

GOAL!!!

>American hockey

for fucks sake

hopefully the Canadian part of the NA team can save them

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

>bellemar
LMFAO
>QUICK

>letting a literal who 3rd liner score on you

>Chara vs Parise

Like a mountain taking on an ant

>mfw

stupid bitch

hockey is going on

AND USA IS LOSING

THREE NUTTIN

LMAO

US SHIT GAY

Yes. 100% Tampere dialect. Gnetically 100% russian but he is very Finnish in the way he acts.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHGAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

SHART IN MART BTFO

AMERISHARTS ON SUCIDE WATCH

Are you sure about that? Ruskies used to stamp Finns with Russian last names in Karelia, Viena and Kola in the same manner there's Granlund, Lindell and Rask.

Omg, french play hockey?

lyl

>game is in canada
>russian commercials everywhere

what the fuck

The good American players are on NA or at home because they got snubbed, this is the result USA deserves

US isn't coming back from this

lel

MASSACRED BY THE C TEAM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>Scored on by a meme player

POOMERICA GETTING POO'D THE FUCK OUT!!!!!

NOW THIS IS MEMES

Hehe,
Three nothing

1. Leave offensive talent at home
2. Go down by multiple goals
3.????????????
4. PROFIT

Hossa was in an article recently saying that the fall of communism probably did the hockey program in

B T F O

T

F

O

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

So what was the point of making two teams with USA players? So they fail miserably twice?

>American hockey

>bellememe scored

where were you when french scoring > american scoring?

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SCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

>THE COUNTRY OF SHARTERS

>this defense

Communists supported hockey more than now

DEY DOOK GER

well USA hockey

>another slovak who cares about the skoda cup

sigh......

COMPLETE ANNIHILATION

>poosa's tourney over in 38 minutes

>even Bellemerde scores
AHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>(YOU)SA

>entire continent of europe vs a single country

nice going guys :^)

P U L L Q U I C K
U
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Q
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He did though. He wanted play for Russia. They didn't take him. That's why I would rather have the team without him desu senpai.

3-0 Yurop

Usa isn't cumming back from dfowen 1-0

no shit they isn't cumming back fraem 3-0

>post yfw Chara wins one for da 'rope

Goddamn what a trash team.
Philly boy Bellemare scored, so at least theres that

>amerisoccers

Kek how did this guy win 2 Stan Lee cups

You mean Бeлeнькaя? I dont know what is this shit but when they show replays there is NO THIS ADVERT!!!!!!!!?????

its 3d post-projection or what?????

>letting a nigger score
Fire torts during the intermission

>Jonathan Slow

The defense reminds me I need to take a shit

>my visage when murka trying to into hockey

smell mine

Quick is the only good player on the ice right now. USA sucks

I wonder how harsh Torts is shouting at the US players right now

3 btw and Kieth, Toews, Seabrook, Hossa, etc

>johnny slow

wont be surprised if europe blows this lead in the 3rd

>qu3ck

things like this won't happen once trump is elected president

this is what happens when our country starts devoting more attention to that faggy divegrass sport

thanks obama you fucking nigger

>France has scored more than America

I need Armenia to come tell me that Quick is elite now

the advertising on the boards is CGI over the regular advertising

Jesus this defense is fucking shit, none of the goals have been Quicks fault

why do i feel so much better after a night of drinking vodka as opposed to beer?

i had 13 shots of vodka over the course of last night and feel alright, but if i had 10 beers id feel like i was dying

>tfw I want team europe to win to show the others that we can play hockey
>tfw I want team europe to lose to show everyone team europe is a terrible idea

FUCK BUTTMAN WINS ANYWAY

>1 country vs an entire continent

I'm new to hockey, how is this fair?

are you standing in line at walmart?

did I just hear shitty hockey?

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Beaner detected

>This smell can mean only one thing

>Not starting bishop
Why is anyone surprised this is happening

Same thing happens to me. Maybe just less liquid?

maybe Torts should have let team USA sit during the anthem so they could get a little more rest

/r team Europe was a mistake

>shut it down

>mfw this amerishart will actually go to the designated aisles in his local walmart to shart

Quick is so bad LMAO

No. Sorry

>armenian eyesight

>Implying Price would have saved any of those as well
Chink detected

You're barely human, let alone European.

Also, we don't care about non-roller hockey in Portugal.

Did the USA actually just lose to a non-team?

it's more like the left over scraps from countries that dont have their own team

Our youngins are on Team North America too.
It's a strange set up.

Ussr communism failed in 1990, 26 years ago.

In canada all can afford hockey? A lot of skate boxes and stadiums, every school has one, all cheap to rent and train, a lot of coaches and cheap equipment, all 25-45 y.o. buds play in sunday amateur league or how is it? I have heard you have much more ice arenas per capita thab we in russia, like ten times more. Also you are richer and equipment probably is cheap? Especually for children, who need new equipment every year beacause they grow

>Stepan
>rags

>unironically starting the worst goalie on the roster

STOP THIS!!!!!!!

youre european to me, alex

>mfw everyone jumps ship on team usa and joins us in the promised land of team na

#JustTortsThings

>Bellemare

Vodka is "cleaner"

That's why doctors allow vodka only when you have some health issues, as opposed to any other drinks

>Portugal

What to do during the break guys?

I can't fup, gfs family is here, her little brother sleeps with me in the room

>le tall in net man
Tranpa Gay LGBTning detected, Schneider is objectively the best goalie on this team, and I hate the devlels.

>Dubinsky - 0 shots
>Backes - 0 shots
>Pacioretty - 0 shots
>Oshiet - 0 shots

what did they mean by this, amerifriends?

Wasn't Europe supposed to be the worst team in the tournament?

>Ragstugal

Post memes

When's the last time Europe won a Stan Lee Cup?

yeah, thought so

USA damage control *ON*

Apparently NA is just the best

>shitty hockey

last number is the amount of goals USA scores in the 3rd

Is Halak elite?

>post yfw Quick Save% is 0.667

No that would be team finland

Post YFW U.S.A eliminated on day one

I'm Watching TV with my mom

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>USA defense giving up odd man rushes all game
>Every goal past Quick was a 2 on Quick or a fluke
>No defense in sight
Faggots will still blame Quick though.

Only casuals made it this far. I was always for team NA.

ZUCC YOU BEAUTIFUL HOBBIT

PLS COME HOME AND SAVE US ;_;

No he is a meme

sometimes a wall, sometimes a black hole

more like jonathan NOT SO quick

(kek)

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watching >MLS
saving my cum for my gf tomorrow

What are you guys getting into tonight?

Hey!

No that's Czech

>Americans rub their dicks over beating Canada in a mean-nothing game
>Lose to the memest team in the tourney day 1

usa or canada not qualifying into semis would be a disaster for nhl. well canada will go through anyway but this is looking really bad for usa

>tfw mum is dead now for 3 years

Why would you think that? Czechs and Finns are easily worse on paper.

It's probably true. Just think, where is the dominant national Red Army team now?

No more Tretiaks and Makarovs

>zola
Enjoy Allsvenskan. You're going to be there for a while

This desu fämäläm.

>tmn

Yep, I even bought a hat
>mfw dual citizen
>mfw gary literally made a team for me

If Quick was so good he would've saved them anyway

no one can understand you with quick's dick in your mouth. also, no one can understand turkish.

I'm sorry for your loss buddy

>hating the devils
Why?

who is that american and why is he posing next to le coop the stan lee?

I know. ;_;

jerk off to eroge and finish painting some models

what is that? heroin?

There's a lot of stuff in cities that subsidizes hockey. Most rinks will let kids play for free and loan equipment for sponge puck games, if parents say they're poor.

Not many schools have rinks of their own, usually city run rink. Lots of used equipment. Only like 10% of adult men regularly play.

Problem is to get good you need to spend a lot. Parents will spend up to 10k a year getting there kids on ice in places like Toronto and Calgary.

Only whites and some east indians really get into it though. There's a issue that blacks, arabs and chinese don't play, and national team wont be as good in the future. Hockey Canada even has tv ads showing non whites playing.

>tfw dad has been dead for 4 years

that's a good game for him

>tfw have to damage control now because ineviatble loss to rasiya tomorrow
haha i fooled you right there with some sneaky memetext. we don't actually care about hockey.

I guess the Czech Republic is probably worse without Jagr and Krejci

Ayyyyy lmao

No excuses, goaltenders are the last line of defense.

Why do girls who are hockey fans love black guys so much? Getting with a hockey chick is so easy lmao

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Are you watching the same game I am? No one could save those goals.

He's probably Flyers fan

Start a tradition of intermission slag posting

lets inroduce your mum to my dad

British panel shows. And hockey. And beer. How about you?

what channel is this on in Canada? (I have Canadian sports streams)

yost is such a fag

Why isn't Schneider in the net?

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>Lethal Weapon TV series

This what happens when you don't support new IPs

sportsnet

sportsnet

Im sorry its marchand you coin slot eyed cunt

Mountie TV Pro.

Either that or Moose channel 4.

Sportsnet

Keep telling that to yourself Serj

USA is coming back to win it

kek

>bottom right
what the fuck is wrong with his head??

sportsnet

tfw great grandpa died a few years ago

Because muh wins and muh cups are more important than actual goaltending statistics

>the state of US hockey

Why is every logo except the Czechs absolute garbage?

Hej zola :3

It's because they know all the white dudebros would be mad if they made a new show with an African American protagonist

Cory easily could have 2bh

>you coin slot eyed cunt
>t. finland

>@chrismpeters

>Team USA now scoreless in their last eight periods in a best-on-best tournament going back to Sochi. Last American scorer: Phil Kessel.

wew

he's russian

Schneider would be considered top tier if he didn't play for such a crappy team

>tfw bought a comfy czechia hat

who

looks like pominville

who

who

who

coyotes guy

looks like bustin batthews

>lions in a country where lions exist only in a zoo
>not garbage

i want to fuck tara sloan and start a family with her soo badly

We needed Buff
Also McDonaugh is fucking awful, do Rags fans really compare him to Doughty?

>hating our three crowns
rude

>Parents will spend up to 10k a year getting there kids on ice in places like Toronto and Calgary.
What do you mean?

Do nhl tams have academies where young pkayers are breed? For free.
In european footrball each club have, the lower ages can contains hundreta and thousands little kids all over country and europe, but when they hit 12 +- years, the go to internship(i mean they live and train in the same place, with schooling in academy school) and in the end, at the age of 17-20 there ia ~30 peoole left and they go away in the first or second team or go to lower leagues.

In NA as i know thw system is dofferent - clubs dont have academies because usual commom schools and unibersities have tueir own teams. Is middle school with hockey option expensive?

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did anyone do sit during the anthem or do any other nigger behavior?

will canada rekt the czechs??

Probably, no way Jewmen will have a world cup that loses USA in the first round.

Of course he looks like Doughty when you have Girardi out there too

Czech tv is showing a documentary during the break about every single game where they managed to beat canada

lol

will you just shut the fuck up already.

>There's a issue that blacks, arabs and chinese don't play, and national team wont be as good in the future
Why will be not good? They always been and always will be, no matter colour.

>All of USA's good players are on some gay meme team
RRRRREEEEE

This is not what McDonagh usually looks like he's been awful with this team so far

So elegant

meant
hooooooooooo

Is this buston busthews' mom?

Slovak TV is showing Condom commercials

Marchenko? He's Russian that's what's wrong with his head

do NOT bully kippers

well here's to hoping czech wrecks canadian butthole..

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>mad
>at memes

Post pic

Hei. :3

youtube.com/watch?v=dAROV_kt1nw

>logo

Wait scratch that, all ex-commies have sweet sweaters.

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>best players in rasiya are tatars

kek

Put your trip on fag

>eichel and larkin will carry team NA and team USA will fail

black dad+white mom=goat players
iginla, byfuglien, kane, oduya, nurse, jones

thats my gf, everyone be nice to her

Eichel sucks 2bh

half asian half irish

Why is this shit on ESPN2?
They couldn't get another football game?

How do we stop Halak?

nhl academy would be the chl. you have to play like AAA to get scouted by chl teams. if you play for a private club you are more likely to be scouted

is this like the ryder cup of hokcey?

>Europe SOG: 10
>Quick

Should we retire after this?

>nurse

black dudes are awesome that's why

too much ass to be irish 2bh

i can tell by the absolute lack of ass

>that boyish ass
gross

>dkn Dan Gössling inte.vann bb14

I guess I spend too much time on Cred Forums if my first thought was she surely has a dick

youtube.com/watch?v=IyFlIwdNLBw&index=12&list=LLEiF8pMd285HBh4J-Zd7qfg

i wonder if tortorella is mad at the locker room right now

Spengler would probably be closer to that

agreed.

matthews is legit good

>black "people"

One of these only pretends to be an assman

Who? Bilyaletdinov? I live in kazan btw

those thongs are unflattering on everybody

dayum

no this tournament is for the best teams in the world, usa, finland, u23 north america and the best of the rest from european countries

the perfect storm

>they still kept Quick in the net
Wew

Quick has looked horrible

It's Bishops crease next game.

should i take a nap b4 canada's game?

not like USA will tie or win this

or even score a goal, hell

>not pulling slow

I was expecting EU to get BTFO

EU going to be meme team?

>yfw arm*nia is controlling torts

>going to Cred Forums

vad händer?
t.mus1

>tfw norwegian ancestry
I just want pure mongolian genes

Is Halak like 5'9?

>Dubinsky - 0 shots
>Backes - 0 shots
>Pacioretty - 0 shots
>Oshiet - 0 shots

what did they mean by this?

>quick unironically still in ned

A little below 5"10 without equipments.

>not schneider

He's way better than any of americas other goalies

EU isnt bad

NA is just really good

>double minor
holy shit goodnight USA

>half asian
>unironically looks exactly like finnish

I don't know what to think of this.

Why is the buttman cup so irrelevant?

Even during the skoda cup there is a bigger shitposting.

That's what you get for having a dick shitter like Dubinsky on your team

>jvdk

At least he carried VÅRAN GRABB to the win

We're reliving the Cred Forums glory days and laughing at murrka, mus1

182 cm

I want mcdonald kebab("roll-smth") so bad but poor and lazy

>ameriundisciplined

it's like a real Blue Jackets game!

Because this is an irrelevant game between 2 irrelevant teams.

hahahahahaha

RIP USA

Holy fuck I actually thought USA would win

Where in rasiya are you?

Hosa is destroying

This desu

>tfw I'm watching college football instead of Meme Cup of Hockey

At least this might kill the meme of "need the grit" bullshit the USA hockey heads pull.

Like we couldn't use Johnson, Okposo, etc and Shattenkirk over literal NHL 3rd liners.

Fact is they're now using injuries as an excuse but they would have snubbed Kessel too because muh grit

3ur0pe

Some twitter fag already made that joke you micropenis

Kazan, capital of tatarstan rep
Ak bars khl teams plays here

>color commentator actually said holy jumpin

IMPOSTER

Kek

>down 3-0
>takes a 4 minute penalty

what kinda game plan is this

is this 4D chess?

cool

how are the qts?

>Kane not even able to receive a simple pass

Most overrated player on the planet.

>user I want to practice checking with you!

Good post

but muh shot blocking

>tfw pic related is me right now

This would be 0-0 still if Bishop was in 2bh

Whores, sluts, bitches, hoes, stupid cunts as always.

I want my Austrian Tirol pure gf and I try to stay pure too, so i do not intimidate with local wimenz

US needs to start plastering ppl into the wall

...

Paul Romanuk is the play by play on Canadian tv im guessing, fucking fuck i hate the guy with every ounce of my being.

Why does Kane always suck so bad when he plays for the US?

NHL doesn't have anything to do with players until they are in the draft. Players usually have 2 ways to get in.
>play in CHL
Highest level, players get drafted at 16 or signed as free agents. Usually move away from home and stay with host family. They get 'paid' 5k a year, but teams pay for everything
>play Junior A
Get to stay at home with parents, play against less good competition. Because they aren't paid, they can go get university scholarships. Lots of players just go get a free degree instead of try to make nothing in the minors for a few years.

Hockey is usually organized around private teams, not high schools (high schools can have 500 boys but only room for 20 on team).

Leagues can play September-April and do multiple games and practices a week. The teams can also play in additional tournaments. 14 year olds can play 100 games a year all things considered. Parents can also pay for additional lessons for skating or stick handling.

Guys like Tavares or McDavid have pretty rich parents to afford everything. It can be a good investment though, if they spend 80 thousand to get their kids in the league where they make 100 million it's a good investment.

Parents even plan pregnancies so the kid is born in January and gets to be the biggest guy on ice.

Any link lads

what is the cap of every team in this tournament?

There is no say Halak keeps this up, he's gonna have a couple ugly games coming up

whens the next game

no it's jim and craig

TURN IN YOUR PASSPORTS, DON'T COME HOME BOYS

Why is Halak so good during important matches?

Is this really the best America can offer?

>Junior A
>get to stay at home

For most players that isn't the case, you have to go away and stay with another family as well

What can tortorella show to his players?

He failed at his every single job so far. Who named his as head coach?

>Austrian tirol pure
Im sorry but youre going to need to look for a 12 year old if you want that

You might be right desu

What would be the ideal roster and lines for The US?

>specifically build team to beat canada
>can't beat europe
topkek

chicks only get wet when you show off blinged out rings, not lame medals

Why is big Buff not playing?

keep what up? halak has been barely challenged this game. USA has had like two scoring chances all game.

>Parents even plan pregnancies so the kid is born in January and gets to be the biggest guy on ice.
That's one of the most Canadian things I've ever heard.

Tortorella is the Donald Trump of hockey coaches.

BILL

Does Matthews play in team usa, havent seen him yet

that time he won the stanley cup

burgers

They will probably blame it on players who weren't eligible to be chosen because of the U24 team but since they left so many good players at home I don't believe that they would have chosen the good young ones anyway

Oh god that means Romanuk will do the Canada game, fuck my life.

He failed at not winning a stanley cup yeah

No, i am not about club sluts fuckinf with american chad tourists, i am about cute and shy innocent blonde girl from skiing club.

torts hates big guys, same as kessel

Steph, Dame, KD
Lebron, JJ watt
Tim Howard in goal

It would be 0-1. Remember the time the American defence forgot to, y'know, defend? No goalie could recover that shit show.

Tortellini hasn't been a decent coach in 10 years

NA

>Torts

Halak is a better starter than anything Finland/Czech/NA/USA has.

Prepare the roll-over.

wonder how US 'star' players are going to b placed back on their NHL teams after their shit ass performances

4U

More like 12

How come Dubinsky has 0 shots?

How come Backes has 0 shots?

>Amerishits
>torts

He plays on NA and he's worked his way up to the 1st line

don't worry, all of the star players are still at home

I'm going to nap through the Canada game.

Not like we will lose.

youtube.com/watch?v=30Z9T1Lbc8M

HALAAAAAAK

>canadas jersey is a giant leaf

wew

Amerifats would be world champions if the puck was painted to look like a hamburger.

new/ny/uutiset/novy

cuz they ain't shit

bruins will suck donkey dick this year

oh so he wasnt good enough for team USA?

lol even laine and AHO play with the big boys hehe

CAN $155.34M
USA $134.35M
SWE $109.07M
RUS $87.82M
EUR $86.97M
NA $79.34M
FIN $72.08M
CZE $58.31M

G-Guys?
What if Canada loses to the Czechs?

swedish goalies would win cups if the puck didn't remind them of a BBC sliding between their legs

>i am about cute and shy innocent blonde girl from skiing club
Unfortunately the do not exist anymore

one can hope

What car you want?

We tried the same thing in Nagano, we're still upset about it

NA team is for players under 23

That would be sweet

us and canada weren't allowed to pick u-23 players because the tournament wanted to specifically make that team

that was two lockouts ago

I miss 2010 habs playoffs.

>black lives matter wings fan
You have no clue at all about good goalies

didn't want him to take a knee during the anthem

They're on the 4th line moron. Not to mention they suck now anyway

Where's Sean guys?

At least we'd lose to an actual country and not a frankenstein meme team :^)

>Having American players over the age of 24

You guys do similar stuff.

abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/controversial-parenting-trend-redshirting-give-kindergarteners-advantage-sports-31172542

Mothers have sued school boards so their kid born in December gets to enter grade one when he's 6 1/2 instead of 5 1/2.

quads confirm, we're fucked

That's good advice in general though.

It's not possible to score on GoldHalak

has halak gone into 2010 again?

H A L A K

A

L

A

K

gg Europe

Grats to halak

D-dubs checking?