OFFICIAL UFC FIGHT NIGHT 94: POIRIER VS. JOHNSON THREAD #5 SHIT CARD EDITION

my nigga

Who Ratguard now?

Evan Dunham

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looks hot if you cut the head off

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he put the winch over the top of all the artifacts onto the back of the car

Use the rope on the front, idfk
What was the solution to the 40 ft rope and 80 ft window drop?

u-use the towhook
flip the truck
uh

>tfw she will never wear that sexy lingerie on your wedding night where you finally take her precious virginity

i would amy schumer

Unbraid the rope, tie them together so you've got a rope around twice the length

use his shovel to bury the artifacts and park the half track over the hole until the storm passes

take off all their clothes and cover the artifacts with them while Slylock Fox and Max Mouse hide under the truck to protect themselves

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this one is retarded. They can just kick up sand and see what direction the wind is going. Why the fuck is a smart detective driving shit himself through isis territory

Bury the truck and dig it out later

Ya hit her pretty hard there, rick

Torch everything and claim on the insurance

Come on Rick!!!

God

I could heem everyone here and twice on sunday

I'm impressed, didn't think anyone would get it before the fight started

THIS IS THE ANSWER LADS

thanks for the (You), it is an honor, Schaub bless you

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Where's that guy who bet on Dunham so I can make fun of them when they lose their money

haha nice, I didnt think anyone caught this webm.

EVAN

DUNHAM

IS RANKED

Well that's a fucking reach.
You're almost there britboy, stay awake.

>ywn lick vanessa's belly

overrated Cred Forums meme girl t.bh

LW IS A SHARK TANK MIKE

can someone tl;dw me on this card?

has it been shit tier?

THE DEEPIST

MOST DANGEROUS DIVISION

IN

THE

UFC TODAY

no you've missed a good one

Reminder Rick Glenn was the WSOF featherweight champ

lol that face

Benitez is a MUNSTER, Skelly is a memelord, the rest is shit

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I haven't watched a single fight yet I can legitimately tell you this card has been pure shit so far.

why would you move up a weightclass in the UFC? That's stupid.

Probably Garbrandt vs Almeida tier, sort of ok fights, most went the distance, one was great, main event could make or break the whole card.

T H I C C

Why does that man want me to call him?

lots of chokes tonight

>I told you not burn my toast Anatasia! Go into the garage. Time for some "light" sparring.

WEC goat

me in the middle

>Well that's a fucking reach.
Not at all actually, makes a lot of sense desu

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why

When you get the call to fill in, you can't say no. You might never get another chance. You just need to get your foot in the door. Glenn and others like him will get another shot for stepping in on short notice.

A woman is the only person Travis could beat now

God this acestream is dogshit.

>Skip Bayless meme still going

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Why are girls with bruises so fucking hot to me?

that's the vibe I'm picking up as well, my fellow white male

It's been a good card for the most part. Only casuals or 202'ers are the ones complaining.

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me on the far left

10-8 Dunham
Glenn had nothing.

probably because it's rare

an Matt Shittrione

yeah it's pretty unwatchable rn

you guys suck fucking dick, stick to discussing the fights for christs sake

I didn't even realise he was fighting on short notice, it's hard to pay attention at this hour after this many awful fights

They stir your inner desire to protect their smiles

Leave Alvarez to me.

because you come from a broken home.

Is there a more entertaining journeyman at lightweight than Dunham?

Through some high-level Dundasso

nerd

Can't call the meme dead until she gets heemed miserably, but goddamn did she look like total shit getting dragged into a sloppy two-fisted spazz brawl as a "muay thai champion". And all while trying to prove she wasn't hired just for her looks.

Fuck this guy

are you hacking me?

I need an Edmond happy merchant meme to post whenever Travis and Rhonda are mentioned

Just finish the fight ffs

needs more mämmi

I hope this is satire

goof

wtf my mouse stopped working we're being hacked

It's completely true though

SO THIS
IS THE POWER
OF WME

Woah....

LW is really stacked if Dunham is ranked #15

Less than 2 weeks notice

Canelo about to do his thang. Dual-streaming like a poor piratefag here.

LEAKAGE
E
A
K
A
G
E

he needs to lose soon, not used to seeing him ranked

one of my favourite fighters out there.. all his fights are fucking exciting. A true warrior.

Show me a worse coach
Hard Mode: No muevement coaches

Costco's a good job if you can get it

I'd love to see this motherfucker in the UFC, his fights are all nuts and it'd be grand to see him tested against the best out there.

Alright Geico this commercial is fucking awful drop it already

Costco is a supermarket chain right? I hope he's a manager or something.

Part of it is knowing that they need to be cuddled and then softly fucked so that they can forget about their pain

That guy looks like Jon Fitch

Give me a (you) if you agree.

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i fucking hate you guys, i wish leddit had a better app

pays more then a school teacher
my sister been working there for 4 years and makes more money then me as a HS math teacher

Does WSOF fold before the end of 2017?

What's her name OP?

They actually get paid pretty well for supermarkets. Its a wholesale place not a normal grocery

I got you

Is this Bryan Callen and Joe Rogans kid?

T H I C C

Cotsco is easily the best retail job you can get.

It's an ethical organisation which respects worker's rights, federal and state labour laws, and provides a lot of benefits to boot. You can earn a living wage even at the lowest rungs of the Costco ladder.

Let's go CANELO!

is bruce buffer gay?

what else ya got for us ev?

What's between mild and spicy?

>taunting after taking a knee to the face
this lad is either ballsy or early stages of heem

>happening posts get deleted from these heem threads tonight
>thread started with an uncensored gangbang porn pic was up on catalog for HOURS

idk maybe, depends if power rankings and news threads are allowed to stand

>sloppy brawling
>crowd gets excited

Idiots

Hi janny :D

nah he fucks very low tier women though

Medium

based edgy brah

>this pathetic standup

...medium? Medium banger.

Did I get banned

They're fighting underwater

BANGERRRRRRRRRRRRR

I could heem both of these scrubs in a standup match

DUDE that knee lol

>puts hands up
>gets banged

Nigga has a chin though

>DUNHAM BAITS HIM INTO TAUNTING AGAIN FOR A FREE HIT
fucking cheeky tactics

S
P
I
C
Y

3RD ROUND

>Dunham literally incapable of finishing anyone

Not anymore

10 seconds and its an arm bar

Great chin on that cocky faggot

this fight brought to you by CTE

>Dunham showboating

fuck this wigger acting like a badass taking on a featherweight's ufc debut on less than 2 weeks notice

Is there ANYONE in the ufc who DOESNT have shitty tattoos?

what else ya got for us ev?

dunham hits like a toilet roll

Couldn't hurt a fly.

M E M E K I C K S

WHAT

A

FIGHT

finally a meme from this card jeeez

So who here is spamming Bisping with that Hendo KO on Twitter?

3rd round GLENN

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Dude is an antiboy now

>as a HS math teacher
Rich?

Chris Algieri's former trainer Tim Lane.

>youtube.com/watch?v=5142m9lszTg

Underrated
thanks for the legit kek

Glenn has the heart of a warrior, give him that.

Dunham, exciting fighter as always.

I see stiffness in their mewvment, they need to get some work in with Ido Portal

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discount 5th round Lawler with more taunting

Is everyone a full kit wanker now?

cheeky $5 on Lansberg is easy $

>she will never piss in your mouth

...but you're shaping lives. *tee-hee*

>Dunham
>Stiffness

t.196er

that fight was pretty fucking great
fight of the night so far, by far

She reminds me of my goldfish, but stupider.

Canelo is on lads

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Finalmente podemos concordar en algo. Canelo 4 lyfe.

>melons

ever fuck your own goldfish?

I told you boys Dunham had your back

Why don't ufc guys get tune up fights?

Give those guys a fight bonus.

Who does Khabib fight if Goobs fights Alvarez at 205? Cowboy? Masvidal? Brooks?

Is anyone else still waiting for a 205 announcement?

Here we go who you got?

>pillow tap

wgaf Uriah Hall is on

why do you hate canada, peru?

FOTN

Anderson Silva
Urijah Faber
Chael Sonnen
Uriah Hall?

The future champ Derek Brunson

call me, maybe?

WIPE THAT SMUG LOOK OFF HIS FACE

Next one

Agreed. There's also a better future at Costco, especially management positions, compared to having your brains bashed in and your chin deleted before the age of 35.
On the other hand, I can tell you that grocery stores are the cheapest and least happy places you can work or want to make a career at.

pay nate and give winner a title shot at conor/eddie

who /just existing/ here

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You clearly didn't watch the BW fight on fight pass

So why did Bisping wait till he was champ and Hendo was 7 years older to ask for the rematch?

Smells fishy.

Brunson first round tko

you stole his leaf

why is there no close up of that chick

Holy shit how are they building a storyline to this fight when the two were just chill af at the press conference?

Dana's a madman, it's such a forced narrative but damn it works

because of that smug fucking look on his face

because he's at a traffic light and he was stationary

>Bitchping salty he chatted shit and got banged
I hope Hendo heems that smug cunt into oblivion.

why is this shit going so late?

>throwing away your money is easy money
What did he mean by this?

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6 fight main card

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if it happened really quickly, the turtle wouldnt be in there with garbage on its back

>Spin miss

fucking smug wanker

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>tfw /stillexisting/ and haven't done anything with my life since that post-speech

Brunson is beating weak minded friendly low fighting IQ Brunson

ez

when someone is braking shit is going to the front

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meh

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>truck came to a sudden stop at the traffic light

Of course he's stationary m8

>Khabib v Nate after they've already thrown down at a casino

Would be good. I personally think the UFC doesn't want Conor anywhere near Khabib.

The tailgates down?

>Erik Koch was once scheduled to fight Jose Aldo

plus didnt Hendo say he was retiring after his Lombard match?

based Serbia bringing the truth

Dude pussy lmao

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Not anymore. Im living now

No meme answer this time but you're right Greece

Good job, if he came to a sudden stop the momentum would push the garbage forward, not backwards out of the truck

so he could get an ez title defense and not look like as much of a 1 shot champ

i wanted paige to be the first lesbian womans champ

and then she would turn and marry ngannou

>Josh Grispi was booked to fight Aldo

>> mfw when clearly barely literate brunson tries to sound smart

>Anthony Pettis was once scheduled to fight Jose Aldo

how dare you

I want Hendo to win because we might get a sighting of his smoking hot daughter

grats la

cap it and use it as bantz if I'm wrong

sorry adan

ARHLETICSM AND EXPLOSIVENESS INCOMING

>Josh Grispi got his soul taken by Poirier in the UFC's first featherweight fight
>Josh Grispi went on to beat his wife

he said he was thinking about it (I dont know what the future holds, etc...) but then bisbo won the title an hour later

a mixture of his tail gate being down and that the only way the trash would have fallen out in a manner such as described is if he was driving in reverse
driving forward would cause the trash to be launched in front of the truck when he stopped

wew

>Mfw Uriah KO'd gayguard with a spinning meme kick and blew out all of /heem/'s picks

Pmsl

twitter.com/MightyMouseUFC/status/777358080962985984

underrated post

second this

humbler in victory,humble in defeat man

>i knocked out a bunch of guys and also Imma knock him out

enjoy prison

more like Legally Slatten amirite?

ye

I envy gay people sometimes like Scooby and Amanda. You find someone, you love them. Since they're the same sex they know what you like and how you feel. Partner is into the same shit like fitness,eating good,training UFC,isn't going to turn into a munster. Meanwhile I look at JDS ex wife and now what's going to happen to me.

she's like 12

>then backed out less than a month out due to injury
>signed up to fight Bendo like a week later
>win belt while "injured"

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You guys are going to be heartbroken, because Bisping knows he is at the end of his career, he knows this is the end for both of them, and he's going to take it very seriously and he's going to pull out the win.

There are no more interesting fights for Bisping after this fight. This is it, imo

I don't hate u, I just think your minister is a cuck and a joke.
Obviously I can heem everyone here anywhere, anyplace, anytime.

Nothing fishy, just the fight to make now that he's champion. Pretty much everyone else at Middleweight is injured or has just suffered a huge loss. Henderson is coming off a huge victory over Lombard, and he totally blew Tim Boetsch away in thirty seconds when people were wondering if he still had it. There's a history with these two and a story to be told, so that's the match to make. Might as well let Henderson have one final big fight to cap his twenty year career.

>This faggot that tries to give advice on girls when his only experience with females is banging vegas prostitutes has fake abdominal inserts

>twitter.com/MightyMouseUFC/status/777358080962985984

lol'd

MM with the lulz as always

Brunson, but I'm hoping Hall

Hendo's the one with the hot wife.

buffer has fucked more puss than all of heem combined

He said he wanted to retire but wanted to see what UFC offered him. They offered him a title shot so of course he's gonna take it.

is tonight the night uriah unlocks his potential?

Brunson is going to take him down and knock him the fuck out

Hendo also got ko'd by Vitor in round 1. This fight makes literally no sense.

What are his keys in the cage?

>Hall actually TKO'd Mousasi

I still can't believe it

u wot m8?

Bisping is the one with the qt daughter

why do blacks and eirenigs have such long reach?

>Hall doing the CM Punk

Hendo is 87 years old

he has literally nothing to lose

Far right dumb cunt

>Hall is from Queens,NY

Gotta root for him now.

Hendo has never had the drive that Bisping has

same here bro

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> JDS ex wife and now what's going to happen to me

Do... do I want to see the pictures?

that was an epic fight, i just want Hendo to win the title and retire.

UFC been BLACKED

heem sleepy

FUTURE CHAMP BOYS

I TOLD YOU

>Hall

holy fucking shit

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

What a joke stoppage Herb.

hello tyrese

Told you boys I told you

>> mfw uriah hall is introduced as a "muay thai kickboxer" when he's a 2nd degree black belt in kyokoshin

IT IS ALL OVER
HEEM SLEEPY BUT NOT ACTUALLY BECAUSE HE'S PISSED OFF ABOUT THE STOPPAGE AND WALKING AROUND FINE

what happened? I left for like a minute and it ended.

HERBED

wtf, Herb?

Hall confirmed meme

3 Black guys in a cage in Texas
This would've been a different night 100 years ago

gayme over!

Fuck herb Dean what the shit

>was losing against bendo until armbar
>sits on the belt collecting championship welfare (sponsors) for over a fucking year
>was losing against giblert until guillotine
>looks visibly different after usada
>should have thrown in the towel against rda
>loses to eddie
>gets styled on by barboza
>was losing against that nerd oliviera

twitter.com/bisping/status/777360168489058304

ahahaha he literally missed every shot on the ground

CUT HALL RIGHT NOW.

0% GNP landed lel

>canelo fighting a dude with AUTISM on his ass

20 minute intermission incoming.

BLACKED

Not a singe one of those GNP punches landed

ffs herb

Herb fucked up

>stream drops
>back up
>ko
FUCKING REEEEEEEE

>it's ANOTHER Herb dean shit stoppage episode

Hall literally got touched twice right there. Once when got dropped and on the first follow up shot. WHAT A SHIT STOPPAGE!

Was it early?

>HERB DEAN>HERB DEAN>HERB DEAN>HERB DEAN>HERB DEAN>HERB DEAN>HERB DEAN>HERB DEAN>HERB DEAN>HERB DEAN>HERB DEAN>HERB DEAN>HERB DEAN>HERB DEAN>HERB DEAN>HERB DEAN>HERB DEAN>HERB DEAN>HERB DEAN>HERB DEAN>HERB DEAN>HERB DEAN>HERB DEAN>HERB DEAN>HERB DEAN>HERB DEAN>HERB DEAN>HERB DEAN>HERB DEAN>HERB DEAN>HERB DEAN>HERB DEAN>HERB DEAN>HERB DEAN>HERB DEAN>HERB DEAN>HERB DEAN>HERB DEAN>HERB DEAN>HERB DEAN>HERB DEAN>HERB DEAN>HERB DEAN>HERB DEAN>HERB DEAN>HERB DEAN>HERB DEAN>HERB DEAN>HERB DEAN

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Hall should have opened with a hurricane kick across the octagon

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everyone quick, \o/

>fighter is absorbing zero unnecessary damage on the ground

>stop the fight

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That stoppage was more premature than Chael Sonnen's daughter.

>cut herb right now

ftfy

3 black guys in the octagon, one of them was gonna get robbed LOL

Holy shit that stoppage was awful lmao

nice digits, also Herb is dirty

What the fuck is this stoppage?

Anti-boy BTFO

he was defending fine. bs stoppage.

Herb robbing people again

Herb really messed that one up

None of those follow up strikes were particularly good or landed well, really odd to step in there. The replay only made it look so much worse. Probably one of the worse stoppages in months.

lmao herb waited for the fifth missed shot to stop the fight, people really need to stop putting him in the same tier as big john

Cmon. Dude was trying to wrestle Herb. Good stoppage.

hahhahahahahahaha what happened

>LITERALLY NOT A SINGLE ( 0 ) GROUND STRIKE LANDED

Herb Dean via full retard

whos got the /heem/ picks image?

HEARB " EARLY STOPPAGE " DEAN

Just saw the replay. Wtf is wrong with herb dean? The fucker let cuckold wail on weed man for an entire round yet he stopped hall after 2 seconds on the ground?

A bit.

>stream died in the beginning of the fight
>connect to new one and the fight's over

i wouldn't wish this feel upon my worst enemy

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HE'S NINE

HE'S NINE QUICK THE REF IS STOPPING IT HE'S NINE

>Lets Augusto get punched up
>Stops co-main like that

Btw odds for Brunson by KO were 5/1

jesus christ canada

herb confirmed downs

let the boy finish the fight

So edgy, so funneh

>schaub talking about ko's

VOTE:

strawpoll.me/11248538

TOP KEK! I take it back tho. None of those punches landed.

Hall was definitely rocked, but you have to give a guy a chance to recover if none of the shots are landing

>mfw milfs

twitter.com/EvilGregJackson/status/777360752202096640

QUINTS OF TRUTH

booooooooooooo herb

booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

You decide.

>GIB TITLE SHOT

yeah right you better hope

herb is a shit referee, ronda vs mcmann, barao vs faber 2, now this lma0 and i'm forgetting 10+ other ones.

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Same thing happened to me, f a m.

black guy loses this fight

>it's a herb dean got paid episode

So Herb is cool with Weidman getting 80 head strikes to the head but stops the fight like that huh?

>i want a title shot!
>has only beaten mid tier fighters with imaginary gnp

That was a good stoppage, nigga got heem'd

Kek

kek

>mfw it was a good stoppage

Poor Hall

better early than a late stoppage.

calm down cucks, herb is a vet out there, better than all you goof shitters stfu

brunson's accuracy dropped to 0% after hall hit the mat

is Hidalgo a real city

Plz include me in the Reddit screen cap.

Hall is black though. You gotta protect yo bruthas. Fuck that cracker.

that was a worldstar-tier feint

Herb Dean is literally the worst MMA ref ever

Jesus fuck every single shot missed. How long are they gonna tolerate Herb's shit?

>3 black guys in the octagon, one of them was gonna get robbed LOL

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All lives matter

none of those ground strikes even landed

Holy shit he literally missed every single gnp strike

no its a 3/10 film

You can't really blame Herb there theoretically it was a guaranteed tko after a solid hit to the jaw like that. Clearly the Herb Dean that stopped the fight was from an alternate universe where all those ghost punches landed on the ground. Consider telling him which version of Berenstein/Berenstain this universe accepts and guaging his reaction. I hope Joe gets Onnit.

who's ready for the micheal johnson upset?

Yea, not like Hall is super marketable or anything.

He let Weidman get brain damage but he stops this?

1916
ww1 going on
slavery never a big deal in mexico/texas, and texas was just fought over with mexico couple years ago

and you make fun of americans

some
whats her name

pls

he's easy to pocket and casuals think he's cool

sooo uhh forever

SHIT stoppage

Guy got choked unconscious in front of him, the other guy had to tell him he was dead before herb jumped in while he was letting the guy go

Hall doesnt get hit at all on the ground while defending himself, stops fight.

Its not his night tonight, lets be honest.

That wasnt a bad stoppage

>"I can stand and trade with her"

Why do these bitches have a death wish?

thank god derek is blind or he may have actually landed some of those punches.

unfortunately herb dean is also blind because he thought they were landing.

>post yfw Dustbin Pooyay manages to get his peahead cracked and goes to sleep in

Canelo is losing lol

There was no reason to hold off on stopping like that and then stop it after Brunson landed zero shots

AND IT'S GOOD NOIGHT OIRENE

>the disappointment in Hall's eyes

>he thinks the only people that benefit from fixed fights are the ufc

Anyone watching Canelo fight here?

The Scouser is doing ok

Just don't get why Herb stepped in when he did

If he wanted to, just do it when Hall hit the canvas? The GnP was terrible, how could that make him stop the fight

Really not nice for Hall mane, he was literally up a second later walking around fine

are you kidding lol

These punches landed but fight kept going

Those nigger punches had killing intent

Because everyone is human

>Its not his day, his week, his month, or even his year, lets be honest
ftfy

If only he hadn't also stopped a fight too late in this very same card.

Kek.

c'mon man I was trying to be funny

30 SEX

oh shit keep us updated

what's the score in rounds to rounds?

fuck urself goofball

I can't be the only one here who hates this fucker brian stann, replace him with dan hardy or something.

OH SHIT HE'S OUT MIKE SOMEONE TELL HERB TO STOP THE FIGHT

I have no idea

it was a good stoppage

Herb Meme = goat

He was out there for a little bit in fairness

He seemed to switch back on just as Herb started to stop it

>Just don't get why Herb stepped in when he did
because he's shit, made a indecisive stoppage earlier in the night and felt the need to compensate for it

i want dustin to make it lads

i'm laughing so hard his shorts say autsim

You literally are.

at least he was there for (you)

I don't really care about both of them. I just want them bleed.

The way Uriah hit the canvas is very worrying. But Herb is a literal hack who has let others take way more damage than those shots that weren't even landing.

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Jon Anik is such an awkward dude.

early stoppage

hall went to sleep, good stoppage

who /pea head/ here

>dustin poirier has a deeper voice than michael johnson
>kanye walkout song
dun goof'd

>Cyborg's highlight reel makes her look like Wanderlei
>Lansburg's reel makes her look like jessica eye

Canelo isn't losing, he's been outstriking autism-boy 2 to 1, still a decent fight though

> this song
not finna make it

If Johnson loses here does he get cut?

>Tfw he got robbed against Dariush

This is an easy one, but it's basically to show you don't piss off Slylock Fox. He has insane Takedowns and ridiculous hand speed. Not just a joke.

Probably last one for the night, not been the toughest ones tonight I know. Card fluctuated a bit

SEEN A LIGHT SKIN NIGGA WID HE'S BRAIN BLOWN OUT

twitter.com/DerekBrunson/status/777363057383137281

dammit i hate that Michael Johnson

I don't love him as a commentator, would prefer Cruz, Cormier or Hardy

>Andy Milonakis streams on twitch now and is still alive

weird desu

wow, shadow realmed

Johnson by BRUTAL KO

BJ Penn vs Cyborg happens in 3 months at open weight
Who wins?

the shadow

If Johnson gets heemed, then that's the start of the Don't Let Me Be Misunderstood walkout song curse.

who /kendrick/ here?

Shadow.

Dumb bitch shouldn't have thrown hands with a man in drag

I shake my head at white people that listen to and like this nignog """"""music""""""

relevant

>Dustin's walkout music is just as bad as Johnson's

hahahahahaah i've never seen that gif
wtf is going on

Is this a music video? The fuck, man.

B L A C K Z I L I A N S

TPAB sucked, no replay value at all.

>people are actually defending Herb

Heem yourself before I do it for you.

spittin' in de cage..

wut's tat all about?

OHH HE'S HURT

Poirer got that goob magic rub

hell yeah Kevin Gates

Fuck Jesus. That nigga leaves my hedges trimmed all uneven every fucking time.

Is there anyone Mike Brown doesn't corner?

I am honestly starting to believe that if I bet mountains of money on MMA that I would get filthy rich.

>Herb Dean stoppage mid takedown

what does hidalgo mean?

I got Cyborg, more consistent.

a-are these for children?

>wake up jailbirdie its all over

Someone is getting knocked out for sure.

TPAB wasnt bad, section 80 and GKMC were way superior.

fuck even 90059 was better than TPAB

It's a famous horse

That's what every sports gambler thinks
Bet responsibly

>football games livestreamed on twitter is """""""intense""""""""

>this "music"

gilbertmelendez
LA
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seen a loight skin peahead wid his brains blown owt on the same burger stand where artem hang owt

lol casual

In Spanish it means nobleman.

Guess you don't really need me to tell you you're right but I might as well

Dustin looks like a fuckin dork

>children could appreciate the patrician character Slylock Fox

SLAGS

based dan will guarantee no early stoppages lads

kek

here we go

Over the past maybe six years or so, I have taken what I started with and increased it by almost 1000%

I bet on almost every single card

Think about that

I'd read a manga about these 3

A LEAF

Did I just hear "Thugjitsu"?

NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD

NEW THREAD
NEW THREAD

>a thugjitsu fighter

STAR AND LINES

So have I, youre not some anomaly

it was either watch this card or jerk it to tranny porn and sleep

this better be a good main event

>HIT HIM AGAIN, I CAN'T SEE HIS SOUL ESCAPING YET

203'ers leave

kek i herd it too

whenever these guys take pictures of themselves it looks like they are about to go leave bags of burning dogshit on peoples front steps.

...

if you're not joking, you're stupid lol

BANG

holy FUCK

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SAW THAT SHIT COMING

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

BLACKED

BLACKSPLOSION

daaaaaaaamn!!!

ABSOLUTELY SLEPT

televised rape.

he almost had a winner uppercut tho

NAH THAT NEGRO PIECE OF SHIT BRUTE

>all that fast twitch

somebody test him for crack-cocaine metabolites

>Dan lost his shoe
>that taunt over a lifeless corpse

Hahahahahahaha

this ugly ass nigger is getting his shit rekt by someone legit you know that right

I knew he woud win.
time for all the Jew on this containment shit to say blacked and make white guys feel insecure. doesn't work when you know though.

Pretty good event, thats lights out for me

I Almost sharted
Holy fuck

...

>says he's going to fight extra hard because he has a kid
>gets btfo round 1 next fight
Where did it go so wrong?

8/10 card

very comfy

Whenever someone says this they always lose.

PREDICTION: Bisping purposely avoids KO'ing Dan so he can torture him for 5 rounds like GSP did to Kos and Fitch.
Cap it.