OFFICIAL UFC FIGHT NIGHT 94: POIRIER VS. JOHNSON THREAD #6 MAIN EVENT/POST FIGHT EDITION

thirsty early faggot, schaub loves you irregardlessly.

peahead is getting cracked

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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEM

Fuccccck

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!

HHEEEM

HEEEEMEEEED

HEEM

"Johnson has no power"

HEEEEEEEEM

HEEM

HEEM DEAD

HAHAHA FUCKING CALLED IT. FUCK YEAH JOHNSON

heem?

M E M E S
E
M
E
S

Niggers are the worst desu

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Holy shit

I KNEW PICKING DUSTIN WAS A MISTAKE I JUST KNEW IT

Conor deleted his chin.

Told u niggaz

HEEM SCHLEEP

BASED BLACKSPLOSIVENESS

NIGGERS GONNA NIG

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

>refs shoe fell off
Kek

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BIG DAN'S SHOE CAME OFF

fucking lol

Whites will never beat blacks

Poirer stuck in the mud

>losing a shoe

BLACKED

I think he legit got heemed 3-4 times in that sequence

nog beats thugjitsu

anik and stann are so boring they don't even mention it

lel

Show really turned around after decisionfest

Oh shit!. That was pretty late. Dan Mirgliotta is a sadist

No White """""man""""" can defeat blacksplosion in the first round

Am I still a casual you faggot?

Was mirg's shoe untied?

>boring
What? The level of actual insight is leagues above Goldie (lol) and Rogan (lol)

fuk guys i have poirier by tko in the 3rd, would have been $3k off $20 bet

>ref loses shoe
>Poirier loses consciousness
>that taunt

10/10 fight

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could anyone see or hear what Johnson said to Poirier after he fucked him up?

called it boys

Conorspolivnes is better

That's just how goddamn good Nate is

Johnson looked on a different level to Dustin honestly. His hand speed and reactions were top tier, seemed like Dustin realised this early on and felt a bit overwhelmed but that might have just been me making that up in my mind

nick being tyron kryptonite confirmed

WHITE BOIS BTFO

Y'all niggas slept on my boy Johnson

Dustin and his wee little glass chin was going to get exposed sooner or later.

Poirier has no chin, I don't know why I didn't bet Johnson ITD.

Can't believe Poirier was so shit tonight.

rogan knows more than stan and anik combined and is more entertaining

impossible

BLACKED

Read his lips

Yeah it's in your mind. He connects with that uppercut and reverse results. You could tell someone was getting knocked out in the first round.

He said "fuck him" to his corner. I guess Dustin heard it and got mad. Michael is a talented guy. But he's a piece of shit desu.

They both looked good

Shit happens

Foreshadowing of what will happen to wonderwoman

#AndStill

Prep yourselves gringos.

You uh, just lost to Nate mate

>conor and nate kinda btfo

Well you're entitled to your outright wrong opinion I guess

GIBS ME DAT MONEY NIGGA

I DONT WANT TO DO SELF PROMOTION BUT PAY ME THE SAME

twitter.com/BrianStann/status/777366372481236992

Nate Diaz's can > Connor's can

>"I'm the most dangerous fighter in this division!"

Khabib rips you clean in half

Im so angry right now

what you just saw was promotion you fucking idiot

wtf i love johnson now

>Michael Johnson didn't call out Nate Diaz

hahaha, this guys great

Hey they didnt interview Poirier. Guess they listened to rogan.

lol fuckin Poirier cant back up all that talk. piece of shit

He has PTSD from that fight

Anyone got a slow mo johnson heem?

Would have been a big money fite

clearly

fuck you, biatch

thanks Ausbro, also Big Dan has a hole in his sock hahahah

Khabib cant even box and hasnt fought anyone worth shit in years, step off nigga

Khabib can't handle the melanin. Heemed first round you can take that to the bookies.

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what did he say?

>le fights once a decade man.

smdh if you casuals thought johnson would lose to le glass chin man.

youtu.be/97-pbqSPT8M?t=2m17s
Our boy's next fight when?

Anyone know what song Dustin came out to? Sounded pretty neato

he doesn't want that ass whoopin again

Respectful Dustin is the new sea-level Cain

she wants some black dick

wew

Why's it frowned upon to rub in your defeat when you've been going at it with your opponent the past few months?
Seems to be the case with a lot of sports

>implying Khabib needs to box

RDA is a better striker and hits harder than Johnson and look where that got him against Khabib

They should have interviewed him, i clearly saw a tap and no one's gonna acknowledge it unless Dustin says it himself

tastefully trashy

Dustin was talking a lot of shit and he poked him too.

how are you making these?

I seriously hope she isnt with one of those dudes.

Thank you for another night of great crowd webms, m8.

this guy is HORNY

>he doesn't watch with fight companion synced

For sure, step your game up my man.

don't be jelly because he's qt

RDA always loses to wrestlers Johnson hasn't been taken down in nearly three years

Poirier's fondness for looping uppercuts may have cost him

HE CAINT EVEN BOX SHEEEEIT

tfw no latina gf

Why do they allow this? Isn't it basically saying Anik and Stann/Florian are kind of boring and you don't have to listen to them?

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>Poirier in a 5 round fight

That chin was never gonna hold up

Dan Hardy saying Johnson won due to blacksplosiveness

twitter.com/Showtimepettis/status/777367523834601473

>UFC 160
wow, talk about a blast from the past
call me when he beats someone relevant now

Dustin Poirer looks like a white supremacist and probably called MJ a nigger when the cameras weren't rolling.

>fight companion
Do people seriously willing listen to Joe Rogan and his collection of dipshit stoner buddies?

>Or @josealdojunior

>implying they could stop him

youtube.com/watch?v=CTDljAo9wD0
youtube.com/watch?v=CTDljAo9wD0
youtube.com/watch?v=CTDljAo9wD0
PRESS CONFERENCE!

>shelftime thinking he still has a say

Mr. Glass may be average in terms of skills but at least he steps up.

>Crawling back to take a #10 in the division you got bullied out of

Yikes!

that could be a good fight

Smith got heemed

Goddamn that fucking left hook from Johnson was fucking sneaky as fuck

Literally about 20,000 people listening in live, plus replays later. Open your eyes bro.

Best Martial Arts for UFC:

Blacksplosion
Wrestling
MT
BJJ
Boxing
>Sambo

Can we agree on this?

Michael Johnson is a idiot. No respect at all.

>Dana said that Pettis is the #1 P4P at one point.

I tried once and had to turn it off. They don't actually watch the fights and they're pretty retarded most of the time.

webm dude, how are you making webms of a live stream?

now that this is done I can go to /r/mma to get some actual MMA discussion post fight

nerd

no

there are 4 shills who work the thread during fight nights

kek @ blacksplosion

>No TKD

Heem yourself for sure

btw guys if you dont have the flexiblity to pull rubberguard you shouldn't be posting here

Aldo kicks Pettis' leg all the way to the favela

>MUH RESPECT

That goofy little white trash hillbilly got exactly what he deserved

t. booty blasted white boi

keep hating we will keep on dominating

he doesn't waste his life listening to Schaub

salt/10

i hate when blacksplosives heem my boys.

>he thinks the love of Schaub is too great so can't be real

I disagree, bro.

>2016 is the year of the blacksplosion
Wonderboy will end this meme

>rubberguard

>not utilizing worm guard

Do you even Keenan Cornelius bro?

>Memeguard
>Not Professor-X Guardsman Deluxe.
Not a real fight fan.

Johnson is so disappointing, he's probably going to look like garbage in his next fight.

make a trip now so I can bully you when Tyron gets heem'd to the shadowrealm

she could tip my fedora, if you know what i mean

Even iraqi ali baba choked this man out. Johnson not going anywhere.

If ufc fights were all 1 round the entire top 10 p4p would be black

Next Generation Melvin Guillard?

>implying your opinion matters
disgusting really

this sport sucks

He was slapping Nate around in the 1st round before gassing out. He is in no way garbage.

dont shit on Johnson like that

Looks like lee adama or jamie bamber.

That fight was fairly competitive but the Diaz brothers have this weird way of fooling their fans into thinking every fight was total domination on their part.

>make a trip now so I can bully you when Tyron gets heem'd to the shadowrealm

I volunteer

he wasn't gassed he just got memed on and tried to KO him and got outboxed for it

because whoever is controlling them spams the taunt button during fights and it's hilarious

He was dominated by Dariush though.

Nate has a good chin and Johnson was throwing bombs. He pretty much made the same mistake Conor made in the 1st fight.

That doesnt work anymore

uhhh no he wasn't, Dariush won imo but it was pretty close and pretty boring

add "and schaub leaves" at the end

pretty lucky that shot on the ground was a glancing blow

Funny how easy it is to bait the fags in /box/ into you's

he was doing good with the leg kicks but then started to box nate like an idiot

No he wasn't. That was an objective robbery. Even Dariush didn't think he won.

We all matter, bro.

poor little white boys

>edgy correctly believing the dark web is a honeypot

Poirer is officially a gatekeeper

the stars must have really aligned for Thomson to put out Diaz like he did.

MJ swung at air the whole fight. That's why you think it was close. Wasn't close.

>>Cred Forums

xDDDD

How do we stop the blacksplosive menace, lads? I'm tired of seeing my boys heemed like this. I've thought about some counters:

>high level wrestling
>be a slav or an islander
>mewvement

Anything else? We've got to put an end to these embarrassing heems, making our boys look bad and giving us bad feels.

Learn striking.

no, that's just what your mom tells you

you could disappear tomorrow and no one would notice

Alright boys, I'm off to smoke some nice ganja at a nearby cannabis lounge with my hot, big-titted wife. It's been comlpete shit hanging with you all. Fuck you, I'm out.

>cardio
>mind games
>joo jeetsu

Aight, think that's it

Goodnight /heem/

looks like Poirer can't take any left hand shots

HERE WE GO BOYS

THEY'RE GONNA BRING UP Cred Forums

Join the Confederacy

>implying everyone is lonely like you

My life's awesome, faggot. Go work hard and one day yours could be, too.

Me on the right in jiu jitsu class.

Why?

stop sending your best fighters to retirement or Lellaror

Are they really?

Youre on Cred Forums. Lie to yourself if you want none of us are buying it

>my life is awesome shilling for Free on the internet all alone on a Saturday night

Gooby fears blacksplosion. Had to settle with Brimage

twitter.com/illwillbrooks86/status/777372214865825792

you don't even know the half of it spencer and grant are also retired, mein just got unretired

haven't seen the guy who barao outlasted at BW who was a hot prospect

>no full stop in front of the tweet
ATTers everybody

Good fight desu

This guy is talking tough lately. Want to see someone put him in his place so badly.

I remember Wally George

Joe Duffy would decimate Johnson.

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What a lad.

The ref shoe kek

Canada was hot for a minute, you just need a qt girl to break through and represent the leaf

beating them should be enough to ease the animosity. if you talk shit after it shows you're an overly-emotional manchild who takes shit too personally. but he apologized after so it's all good. i'm gonna come back from this even stronger than i came back from the Mcgregor loss and get that lightweight strap. you'll see.

if Werdum landed that flying kick to a glassier HW he might have gotten the KO. would have been something.

You just know

He must have listened to your advice, he has published a second tweet

>flippykick
kys

Assuming 50k

>MFW somebody said Poirier would beat Alvarez or McGregor and was the best at 155

Alvarez will murder McGregor

Do you ever wish you were Mexican?

No one ever said that because Poirier is a career can.

Hi edgy bra ;)

Down here in Texas there's ALWAYS a some what QT Latina with a fat estrogen filled mexican dude. I always WUT when I see that shit.

>Mr. Glass
he's never been finished

wait khabib isn't retired? I thought he fought like three fights over the last three years and then just called it quits

Someone said it yesterday.
>Alvarez can take those shots
>Alvarez is good
I remember when RDA was a MONSTER too lmao

Newfag here. What does heem mean?

heem sleepy (him sleepy), taken from a worldstar video

Here
Everyone
Emerges
Metrosexual

hey they got it right for once

He's referring to his injury history.

damn joe cutting off edgy when he gets on a roll

Poirier is an eternally overrated career can.

had a brokeup
care to permaheem me?

Poirier will forever be a top 5 gate keeper

WTF I love Hitler now!

haha went 10/10 on my picks again. how did you autists do?

Poirier sucks. Yeah. Thought he was decent, but people who throw those style of uppercuts always suck and get knocked out. See Bader vs Glover, Te Huna vs Shogun. That's how you spot a can.

Just drink vodka until you die like a proper Russian.

what about when it works for rumble?

Poirer is an eternal gatekeeper i said this last week but you unironic morans never listen to my superior opinion.

imagine the schaub memes

the term is "perennial gatekeeper" you fucking casual

Thanks brah

haha, actual cuck stay mad you fucked your picks up.

Liddel vs Evans?

she looks fucking retarted

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My son @menace155 aka Spark did his thing tonight! I'm so proud of him! @henrihooft @coachgjones @usman84kg @tonyvillani_xpe got him looking really sharp! #ufchidalgo #michaeljohnson
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>these absolute casuals calling Porier a can
Trolls or retarded?

>being this upset you're a casual

LOL

dustin was NEVER good, casual fuck KYS

ref has a hole in his sock kek

You only look like an idiot when you do this stuff, just saying.
I'll never understand what's meant to be fun about pretending to be retarded.

>being this upset I'm better than you at literally everything

well tipped, cuck

>HIDALGO, Texas – Michael Johnson, Chas Skelly, Evan Dunham and Rick Glenn each earned $50,000 bonuses for their performances at Saturday’s UFC Fight Night 94 event.
>Dunham/Glenn
>Good

>unironically thinking porier was ever good

gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

You now remember all the marks on the forums who thought Dunham was a future champ just because he went the distance with a midget full time carpenter.

Go on.

>perez/morales getting cucked by the dunham/glenn shitfest

gate keepers arent typically top 10

ur probably the faggit that said Dustin was the best fighter at 155 top kek

Go on.

Go on.

I can be autistic too.

See, when you throw that uppercut, it forces you to lean back at the waist in order to get the proper angle to throw it, and leaning back like that is very dangerous in the pocket. The hook seems to always win.

Go on, type another one.

Go on.

Poirier is still living off that win against Koch from three years ago.

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See, only took three posts until you had to use actual grammar because you started feeling like a complete idiot typing like a twelve year old.
Shitposters are predictable.

Go on.

That's a quality webm there

Already made my point sorry.

BTFO, literally.

I don't even care anymore lol

Nate ducked into the kick, which means it really blasted his noggin, and it didn't put him away. Thomson hit him to put him on the floor then kept punching away and Nate was still (relatively) there. Most people go out when they duck into a kick, little to no followup needed.

>these poorier cucks are salty af

whats up with them?

Heroin is quite the drug isn't Vanya?

poor little white boys

#triggered

>no aikido
its like you dont even think about using your enemies force against them

You live in the wrong country to be shit talking heroine deaths m8.

Krokodil, however...

Nah mates. Girls are way worse than all above.

These cucks have never even put a cheeky wristlock on a scrub and watched as he yelped like a little bitch.

Just get yourself a nice hohol girl.

had one. she flew to London to study. all I want to do is drink myself to oblivion.

Where the post fight heem at?

Come to America tovarisch, we'll kill ourselves together.

your girl left you too my man?

Yes, now I just fuck random sluts but it just hurts even more and the Stolichnaya doesn't make me forget my sorrows anymore.

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And Shaub

Seconded.

tryhard cunt desu

My Irish mate suggest we go to 204 since I'm from Manchester and it turns out the cheapest ticket is a seat in the nosebleeds for 146. What the fuck.

Dana pricing out the locals like a goof

scalpers got them all, blame your government for letting pro-scalping be a business

>My Irish mate

Poofters the lot of ya.

anyone have a torrent link for the event?

Hey you can see my face

who goes to work in socks with a big hole in them? wtf

What did he mean by this?

i tear my socks all the time, he probably tore it shuffling about

when will this peehead learn to keep his hands up and throw crisp punches instead of these looping haymakers

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I'm 77 years old and haven't once torn my sock.
Are you certain you're not wearing condoms on your feet?

>not training in literally every major and semi major martial art in existance

no, you just got weak ankles, not enough torque

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Looks like he is saying
(The ) "fuck you talking about"

When will there be a good MMA video game?

never, he's a goof

undisputed 3, ea mma, ea ufc 2, ufc on dreamcast

If Justin Wren is not your boy, you can go fuck yourself.

the undispusted GOAT, is there anyone on UFC who could last a round against him?

this

I just listened to a JRE Episode he was on. He is a real human bean

what a goof, i bet he thinks he can challenge for a title lmao

The Fuck you talkin about
(meme gesture)

[in response to crowd chatter]
Fuck him

Meh, Dustin's fault for being shit and losing.

Maybe if he flinched at the staredown he would have had faster reflexes in the fight.

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