OFFICIAL STOKE CITY v CRYSTAL PALACE MATCH THREAD

Bottom of the table Stoke play a Palace side who only picked up their first win of the season last weekend.

Kick-off at 14:15 UK time.

Big Name Rejects: Given; Johnson, Shawcross (c), Cameron, Martins Indi; Allen, Whelan; Walters, Bojan, Arnautovic; Bony.
>Subs: Grant, Bardsley, Pieters, Adam, Diouf, Imbula, Crouch.

Palarse: Mandanda; Ward, Dann (c), Tomkins, Kelly; McArthur, Puncheon, Ledley; Zaha, Townsend; Benteke.
>Subs: Hennessey, Fryers, Delaney, Flamini, Lee, Sako, Wickham.

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Shit, I've put the teams the wrong way round.

Ah whatever.

P A L A C E

cmon benteke

>

y tho

Christian Benteke > Atheist Benteke

lost my palace scarf in london last weekend

shes hanging

Wait, Imbula is not a starter!?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

"Super" Sunday

Wait how the fuck is shay given still playing? Surely he's over 40 by now the madman

Stoke relegation confirmed, couldn't be happier

>Stoke are going down

About fucking time

9 British players starting for palace no wonder they are shit

I wouldn't mind hanging out the back of her, lad

This chant

Who /palace/ here?

boring non-descript team

hope mememouth and burnley follow suit

Stoke relegation re-confirmed, couldn't be happier

>2-0

bye bye sparky

>Stoke Shitty
>Mark Poos

First watford, now stoke welcome to the southhhh....

absolutely
SCOTT DANNNNNNNNNNNNN MY BOI

Palace are goat

What exactly happens in stoke city? Is there actual people who live there? Is it a nice place?

Why invest money in forwards if you have Shay Given in goal?

19 out of 20 PL keepers would have claimed the cross that led to the first goal, Given lost it about 8 years ago.

PALACE
A
R
D
E
W

right here

goodbye sparky

>be joe allen
>having a good time putting in occasional good performances for klopp
>looking forward to the next season as a bit-part player in a resurgent liverpool
>end up being sold to this shitshow

i just want joe to be happy

Get fucked cunt

EAGALLLSSS

>Stoke Shitty

it's the cheapest place in England. it's also the most average place as well, nothing happens either way and is the butt of every single joke in england

No wonder they conceded the second, that chant is like a war cry

>sign new keeper on loan
>don't play him
>instead persist with elderly man

>mark poees

this

having played given towards the end of last season, surely they realised that he was far from good enough

Why isn't the alpine midget playing?

Shithole full of Jeremy kyle guests

Palace have embarassing fans, but they are loud. It's like everyone in that stand is fight and win guy.

Nothing. Yes. No.

dead

It and hull are the *insert terrible grey 70s city* in every joke

Will he make a glorious return to bring back the Stoke way?

STOKE IS GOING DOWN

FUCK OFF YOU CUNTS

HOPE YOU ENJOY THE CHAMPIONSHIP WITH WEST HAM

Spurs later , stay up there and make a coal mine...

Arnautovic lad.
You could've come to Everton, but look where you are now lol

It's literally just 200 people in a corner who aren't even from the crystal palace area.they come from some shitty estate area near Croydon

Most of our fans are pretty normal (I swear)

>stoke fans wanted more exciting football because of pulis
>they got it
>but at the cost of defensive ability

they dead now

>wanting to be from either crystal palace or Croydon

Best palace fans are from comfy Bromley

>west ham fans wanted more exciting football because of bog sim
>they got it
>but at the cost of defensive ability

they dead now

Crystal Palace is in Bromley you numpty

Also Bromley is being Croydonfied anyway now

>forgetting MUH STADIUM too

>blackburn fans wanted more exciting football because of bog sim
>they got it
>but at the cost of defensive ability

they dead now

#keepstrongpepe get well

>thinking Blackburn fans wanted Big Sam out

stoke are making crystal palace look very good at football, which they are not

>You were born just in time to see Stoke get relegated

watch out m8 pardew will headbutt you for saying that

I didn't but a lot of >us actually did, got into quite a few arguments with other fans over it at the time.

>Stoke City is unironically the worst team in the league
Who'd have thought

i'd like to see him fookin try

>kiwi blackburn supporter
ryan nelsen is that you

would be almost a perfect relegation group - if I could add West Brom as a 4th side to get relegated, I would.

Literally the reason I became a fan desu.

>no Sunderland

>paint me like one of your french nigs

casual Stoke fan here, is this the year they get relegated?

That's absolute bollocks, maybe the town centre of Bromley is. The vast majority of Bromley is rich white suburbia

Hulls worse just for the accent desu

Meant to quote the lad who said Bromley is croydonfied

Enjoy it while it lasts

>Glen Johnson plays for Stoke
Holy shit I had completely forgotten

Not if they sack mark hughes before november.

>getting rocked by palace


You're going down

>Tomkins injured already

Everyone would rate him highly if he didn't get injured so fucking much.

>Delaney's hair at the back
kek

I wonder why it took as long as it did for Mandanda to become the starter when it was plainly obvious to anyone that he's there best goalie

Man City
Arsenal
Chelsea
Liverpool
Man Utd
Everton
Tottenham

After that, who else is certainly better than >us?

Cheeky top half finish is very well possible.

>tfw burger tourist in London
>tfw dirty working-class chav girls give me a bigger boner than the traditional Faire English Rose

Explain this bongs.

That chance.

Townsend is so fucking good. So much better than Bolasie.

>beat shit promoted team and worst team in league
>hurr we top 10 now durr

>attracted to chavs
You're a pleb

Everton Bolasie looks far better than CP Bolasie already mate. Although I do rate Townsend. Nearly kept the toon up
A few teams are better desu.

You're a degenerate

Leicester
Watford

trashy british girls are pretty sexy tbqh lads

Yeah but they all fuck niggers and pakis so are probably disease riddled

I think thats more from the lack of sunlight and proper vitamins

Either you've never seen one irl or there's something seriously wrong with you

>he doesnt rate slags

visiting london next month lads, what should i see/do

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

why is the final season of the PL? I cant take this shit anymore

w.e.w la

REFBALL

Wasn't that a penulty?

Stoke, Mememouth, Wet Spam going down eh

Depends what your kind of thing is

Stoke a shit

JUST
U
S
T

PALACE
A
R
D
E
W

Swansea, Sunderland and Burnley too

fuck it, bottom 12 should go down

What a great weekend.

What can Palace fans to do become less cringey?

Why does their atmosphere feel so forced

Stop being such tryhards.

They're autistic m8

Stoke a massive shit

TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND TOWNSEND

TOWNSEND

when did townsend learn to cut inside and shoot on target, let alone score a goal? never ever did for spurs

>LE BRITISH CUT INSIDE MAN

This is really weird.

>Stoke
What's going on with them?

If you haven't already bet on Hughes to be the next manager sacked you must hate money

This, gives us Huddersfield, Toon, Wednesday, Norwich, Forrest, Leeds, etc instead

Sacked in the morning

>The state of Stoke defending

>losing 4-0 to a Pardew team
>stook
There's no way Sparky will still be in a job after this.

Who'll replace him though?

bilic just as likely m8

Lovely goal from the End of Town.

>The Stokey Cokey

Forest*

What is it with people spelling it Forrest all the time? Really triggers my autism.

Shay Given

You know the holmesdale 'fanatics' actually have rehearsals during the week for their chants and routines? fucking pathetic little plastic club

>steak city the grillers

Acutally could believe it - Pulis fucks off from West Brom (like he fucked off from Palace), returns to Stoke, restores the dark arts of Pulis defending, saves Stoke from relegation

youtube.com/watch?v=b_7W-h0T618

...

>complain when there's no atmosphere
>complain when there's atmosphere because it's not 'real' atmosphere

You cunts just moan about everything.

>Americans are into slags

Is this a new meme?

It's just a few 100 fans.get over then you sad act

Yeah he did, did it quite a few times for Spurs in cup and Europa games

Leicester had clappers every week and get less stick then us

>You cunts just moan about everything

Welcome to Cred Forums

Go on Cred Forums and shitpost about how elite Pulisic is.

>mfw that's what I've been doing

>people were saying that Woyes should take Antonio or Townsend to the Euros
>"Nah I'll take Wilshit instead, that'll do the trick"

>quite a few times
not really senpai

I can remember three specific occasions at the very least, against charlton, villa and against shamrock rovers

three is not quite a few times

that's like saying soldado scored quite a few times, and I only remember two of those not in europe

>The city of pikeys

It's closer to the truth than "never ever" like you said you spastic cunt so fuck off

I wish Zaha could shoot.

Fuck of Alan

REEE NO CLEAN SHEET

FUCKS ME

>SHITSTAINED PHALLUS
>CONCEDING TO THE WORST TEAM IN THE HISTORY OF FOOTBALL

KEK WEW LMAO LAD SHIGGY DIGGY DOO

Scoring four goals doesn't change the fact that your team can't defend. These were honestly two terrible teams playing each other.

>making shit up

Why are you here?

its satire mate. wouldnt expect someone on Cred Forums to get it.

getting tired of watching repeats of this 'stoke city concede 4 goals' episode t b h

What ever helps you sleep