Eternal /trb/

team USA is the joke of this travesty of a tournament, while team North America isn't the joke of this travesty of a tournament.

>that agent's name

OP didn't include the link to the teaser or the frame analysis. Although to be fair they don't reveal much of anything

youtube.com/watch?v=iqF9OAb318s
fmscout.com/a-football-manager-2017-screenshots.html

>referring to Holy Cat as OP
how fucking new are you?

I still don't understand the point of fielding continental teams and country teams in the same tournament finals.

I've lurked /trb/ for months, I just refuse to acknowledge tripshits

>Holy Cat
>tripshit
kys

yep, he is

>getting baited by Lelzig
Godammit, Morz.

because this hockey "World Cup" is a travesty of a tournament, and really is the biggest joke of them all.

all about money making.

GET IN!

>tfw this might be the only goal we'll score in the groups

>lelzig
>caring about a post-10 FM

>

SORSA
O
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S
A

he decided to trap the ball with his foot and let the opponent get a foot in for a goal... INSTEAD OF SIMPLY BENDING DOWN AND FUCKING CATCHING IT
>black goalies

26 minutes in and you can tell he's having one of THOSE days

Because money. Although it sounds like it's a one-off, and if there's a 2020 tournament (of course there will be, because the NHL isn't going to Pyeongchang) there's going to be 8 actual national teams again.

(Cautiously) He's getting in the right positions, and that's reassuring

...

they played for almost half an hour like that, too
wow

>Looking like its going to be a 0-0 draw
>Score 2 in the 90th minute

Son?

fifa has it, why not us

why would you want it?

i've had FIFA for a year and have never played with the women's teams, nor have i ever been motivated to do so.

Literally a waste of memory that could be used to add features people actually want.

What I really want is some sort of tradable currency so we can have our own gambling scandals.

The b in trb could stand for betting

I think 99% of Fifa players maybe played the women's NTs once, realized they're clumsy and slow to play with and never touched them again

I mean, if FM was going to do women's football, they definitely need to do it better than Fifa did.

Women's leagues would be the ultimate llm

could just have a section that is like your B-team.

extra bit of income, though a bit annoying that you can't have a sick womens regen come through the mens first team

...

Sick women's regen would never be more then the half star regen's I get in my youth intake every year

>tfw an absolute madman tattooed Szalai's celebration after his EC-goal against AUT

youtube.com/watch?v=FfKqmySQS3U

It'd be only acceptable if SI licensed Benny Hill's theme music as an official anthem to these matches.

>City in charge of making it out of the playoff

they'd scale it obviously u spanner

pretty much
except that sakhalin are way, way, way, way worse than blunderland

full lel
TARHILA TARHILA TARHILA

anton shunin, what a guy

>playing in an obscure country
>lose CL final
>have to wait ~10 months until the next significant match takes place

don't like it desu

One one hand, he's 31 and they actually offered a decent fee over 12 months. On the other, he's still one of my best player, probably wouldn't see 50 league appearances for Chelsea, and still holds a value higher than 13.5M.

you could probably jew a clause out of that after 50 apps

minus the 4m or so from various payouts and clauses too
naw, they're screwing you around. I'd reject it

I really didn't want to sell him anyway.

reject

accept when they offer the main fee at 13.5m or something

ok time for an exciting game

>reach ninth round
oh I just know I'm gonna choke against this or some other minnow
>100% board confidence for being 6th when the goal is mid-table
wut
guess I have a very enthusiastic chairman

Ah yes, time for the World Cup.

4-0

pretty much

>Patience 20
>Business 1

>born in Albania
>with an Italian parent
>through Al-Ahly
SI pls

probably an unassigned regen that Al Ahly found somehow

that's like a two hour flight what's so hard to imagine about it

>flying to or from Egypt

ITA has one of the biggest Albanian diaspora next to GER and SUI. It's absolutely not rare to see Albanian-Italian GOATS time after time. It'd be interesting to see Al-Ahly's Scouting Knowledge (or at least if they have Italian staff or affiliated club).

>It's absolutely not rare to see Albanian-Italian GOATS time after time
Oh I know, I have one of them.

does he have egyptian nationality, speak any arabic, or anything?

Here's your revenge, Americans.

Nope. Albanian-Italian. Fluent in both. No sign of Egypt/Arabic anything.

>sisto
he's a nightmare to play against in 15, is he any use in 16?

good feet for a big man

Haven't run into him yet.

Not every giant is Crouch.

crouch circa 2010 is sort of the prototypical FM regen targetman, I would have thought
tall, but not actually that amazing aerially for his height, and fine with his feet
maybe you meant "not every giant is zigic"

Yes, that's what I meant. Sorry.

>baldovan

>SKC fans chanting AARP at Donovan
Top banter

>The city of (You)

>Switzerland

how did >we do against russia?
looks like >we're through anyway

Lost. Through in second.

>Goal is midtable
>Is midtable
>Confused when chairman is happy that you are midtable

100% is a bit unnerving for slightly exceeding expectations

>another non-negotiable option
Fuck off Newcastle, he isn't even French.

>when you see it

Canada qualifying for the WC?

>Hosts

Here we go lads.

Better than Qatar or South American shithole like Brazil

>winner of canada/usa plays england/france
kind of neat
where the fuck's italy though

El-Asmar to score hat-trick and prove Trudeau to have been right all along
>those slavic goalies on bench
wrong sport, syrups

You shouldn't lose to a 4-3-3 vagina-narrow

fucking reserves manager organised a friendly two days before this match so I had to play a bunch of starters

This trumps the day we invaded Washington DC and burned the White House to the ground/

...

CLUBBED TO DEATH

>Penalties
Well I suppose the war of 1812 was a tie as well.

>US plays narrow while Canada uses wingers

youtube.com/watch?v=pFS4zYWxzNA

...

You just gotta love this game sometimes.

Time to show who is top dog in nottingham

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but this is not one of those times, I suspect

No, but this one is.

>Jays/Angels game delayed by bees
Fucking hell.

at least some of the bees are still alive

ahaa...

>the state of portuguese club football

My team playing so well I legitimately got hard watching them play. Not even kidding.

You should see a doctor.

I'll see a doctor the day I don't get hard, thanks.

Can't expect anything more from England, honestly.

if they only managed to put one past england, we should walk all over them

To be fair you couldn't even beat the US, so I'm not sure.

>we

we won 2-2, my dude

I know exactly what meme you're referencing and it is also retarded.

Daily reminder that you guys lost in Korea, Vietnam, and now Canada for the second time.

>Canada
You're still part of England MF?

I know you're just memeing here, but all three of those are wrong.

bite the pillow, not the bait

>its a "literally any tactic with CWBs and "look for overlap" rapes in FM16 episode

I think that's the entire season

Here we go again, lads.

I want to tell you a story. In 1814, James Madison was mad and thought to tell the British where they aught to go. He thought he'd invade Canada, and he thought that he was tough. Instead we went to Washington and burned down all his stuff.

And the White House burned, burned, burned down, and we're the ones that did it! It burned, burned, burned, while the President ran and cried. It burned, burned, burned down.

but it's custom bait, just for me

>Instead British troops stationed in Canada went to Washington
ftfy

>He thought he would invade Canada
Don't you mean The Canadas, MF?

>youtube.com/watch?v=o7jlFZhprU4

We had a good run, Dingle.

Quebecois independence WHEN

when the stop insisting that the rest of canada pays them to be independent
come on now, they're our neighbors, you should know this

mf what you posted before was wrong and you should know that
but what you're doing here belongs on Cred Forums or r9k

shit
that's a hammering, too. honestly didn't expect anything like this after I saw some of the canadian regens you posted the other day
who's this elana clown, sounds like a fucking woman's name if you ask me

>its a TFC Crash and burn episode

Time for some irresponsible spending. He costs more than all my other transfers in this save combined.

I like it when backup or 2nd strikers are consistent throughout the leagues

that's my favourite episode
thanks for reminding me, I almost forgot to catch this rerun

33 years old and he is still fairly quick

noice

No tears, only dreams.

Some fast guy from Martinique.

Nothing new here.

>martinique

>from Martinique
oh no

Who's intake did he show up in?

...

GEGJ jozy

>from Martinique
youtube.com/watch?v=a9WVoQBrdZ0&t=2m2s

He could've been the next Thierry Henry

>Toronto

Who /goalsorbust/ here?

delete this

>fmscout.com/a-football-manager-2017-screenshots.html
>chief data analyst
>20 000+ new media items
>1000+ new features

eh, it looks nice i guess

>Whitehead

yeah but the single generated face they showed looks awful

mitch when is next stream?

this happens semi-often

not specifically with al-ahly but with second-nationality guys coming from totally bizarre clubs - i think banik ostrava rings a bell?

>1000+ new features and 999 of them are just "improved" ones we had in the past

...

Russian DB confirmed unrealistic

yeah right

somehow, he's doing ok
I don't understand but as long as FM is consistent I guess I can adapt

>Toronto
Looks like another round 1 exit to MTL this year.

Massive win for us.

A NEW ERA HAS BEGUN

"The revelation that Andrey Ivanov has been cruelly sidelined for up to 2 months has been met with dismay by Zenit-2 fans," it says here.

leave it to a winger to collect simultaneous injuries so you can't ever fine him for missing training

Delete your save.

>transfer list grandpa striker
>scores 4 next match

im still going to sell him

what is this

mike confirmed gazprom shill

They have a GOAT academy, and simulation kills the real life >Schalke-ing

two of those titles were won under di matteo though
you can't explain that shit

>Jozy Altdontscore has to put TFC on his back
Is there a more shitty situation for a team?

Spending 90M lbs on Paul "Dab King" Pogba.

Wew lads thought I was seeing ghosts

t-t-t-t-them shirt sales though. But yeah paying this much money for a dabbing Marouane Fellaini is pretty hilarious.

>mfw Troy Deeney mugged Pogba off by doing a dab at the end of the match

>fucking spurs
I was falling behind pretty badly and then I changed tactics and went on an amazing run. Spurs just didn't drop points, only against me 2nd last game in the season.

Oh well I have an literal FM GOAT to be squad with bellerin, normie barbosa, gabriel jesus, morata

still a better ghost than mine

>TFC can't beat the literal worst road team in the eastern conference
wew lads

I thought SI had blocked a few names to prevent this kind of stuff from happening. Well, he didn't do enough bad shit to rustle Mike probably.

>leeds utd winning capital one cup

pity he isnt a right winger

the spanish people did think he was a keeper desu.

FA cup eh 5th round me thinks. Should be fun

if only he didnt retire right

I'm still mad at Miles that a Francisco Franco spawned tbqhwyf

Only since 14 or 15

>realmad knew he was shit but signed him anyway
just because of his name? hmmm

Imagine the boost of shirt sales in Catalonia.

>just about a goal-per-game in Qatar
Not bad.

It is Qatar, however

>I thought he was a striker
Well.

Actually I think that just tracks deaths while building stadiums

>4 players who want (and deserve, I guess) new contracts
>can't offer them anything because my wage budget is maxed out
>have to sell other players to raise funds to pay my other players
is this what cannibalism feels like when you're starving, lads?

I can see how you got confused with the big text saying "Goalkeeper" there.

>canadumb

>cannibalism

Did you mean: capitalism?

My eyes went straight to the numbers.

...

Any other loans that would be useful in Serie B? Barcelona won't loan me Halilovic.

a real golddigger you are, going straight to the numbers

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...

...

always
every single time
without fail
no exceptions

If you don't load China, do players still sign for Chinese teams?

Reached his PA already, eh? You need better scouts, man.

big chinese clubs are always loaded, haha

probably
definitely
can't afford

>blandchester United
>couldn't win the league even if they were playing in Kazahkstanchester United
>a joke across the landchester United
>sinking down the table faster than if they were in quicksandchester United
>big smelly pooeychester United

I didn't want Mou's post match interview. Who did he blame this time?

>Who did he blame this time?
Syrian Jesus.

Officials obviously

>Syrian Jesus.
Well it was only a matter of time until he got the blame.

He'll probably blame Miles next week.

should I ask for a raise?

I feel like no one ever plays in liga mx

Why aren't you managing Cheddar AFC aka "the Cheesemen"?

its ok. the short tournaments are fun though.

who are you managing, and why are you so shit?

Gloucester
in hindsight playing a CMd and a DLPs is probably giving up the midfield

Apparently I have a (barely touched) Mexico save? Wonder if the ball ever gets stuck in his fro

>optimistically expecting to finally get promoted
>5 of my starters get injured for 2-5 months respectively

Welp, looks like it ain't happening this year lads
t-thanks SI

How do you lads make webms?

MSI afterburner to get a .avi and then that webm converter someone threw together
mine look like shit tho, I'm sure someone here knows better

>Determination: 20
m-muh dick

Holy fuckkkkkkkk
>livershit
hahahahahahahahahah

the new istanbul

Lets see if this worked

I also hit the bar 3 times in the 2nd half

>Whole screen
No

well sort of

Get me that webm converter please

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Just fell pray to "the magic of the cup" lads ;_;
youtube.com/watch?v=hdss-U0H7fA

More like delicioso

It's not delivery.

Lets see if this is better

I did as well a few days ago.. in the first derby in years, against our rivals two leagues below me

Making webms is hard

does someone have a better guide to post?
It could be attached in the pastebin so if people ask we could refer them there and it'd be easier and quicker

ARGH

Use any one of a billion pieces of software to record screen and output as video file.
Convert and edit with gitgud.io/nixx/WebMConverter

I use OBS and I followed this guide to record my webms:

twiik.net/articles/recording-high-quality-videos-with-open-broadcaster-software

>tfw keep forgetting to put my bloother CM on the bench

It's really not that hard.

What do you use to record?

A pirated copy of camtasia.

>9 (Nine) CCCs
>4 (FOUR) woodwork

WEW LADS

can't wait to bottle it in the second leg!

That's a mark on the bingo card

yfw this is a greyed-out keeper

but alas i'm sure it's just my tactics! better try out 20 more formations

>84 in 39
RIP

Guys when you're making webms, we don't need to see all of the screen.

Look here, nothing happens outside this box, why waste filesize on recording the rest.

The average rating suggests a lot of it was not even truly his fault.

It appears that their defenders were awful anyway. Christ, they scored just as much as we did.

can't be bothered to crop desu senpai

Shades of '98.

>captcha: ruze napoli
Don't mind if I do.

You can be bothered to record, convert, and upload it, but not be bothered to spend an extra 5 seconds making it viewable?

My problems that I just use the game to record the highlight because literally fuck the effort

2nd mls in a row

Yeah, and you end up with godawful shit that no one wants to see, like what norbro posted, when you do that.

i use fraps which has no cropping option, converting and uploading takes a few secs

doesn't matter for a less than 5 second webm

github.com/WebMBro/WebMConverter

If you can't but in the (negligible difference in) effort to make a viewable webm that doesn't have artifacting allover from compressing it below 3mb, why even bother making one?

i'm butthurt about miles' shitty ME and i must vent

It's your tactics.

sometimes I feel like if I'm playing a generic 442 it can't be the tactics

>accept £3m bid for shitty 19-year old
>transfer battle intensifies
>£100k non-negotiable
>mfw

Holy fuck.

>Trying to dab while taking a pen

>4231 still the go-to formation 10 years from now

Holy fuck x2

Anderlech actually paid £3m for this cunt

I think this description means we were the second best team at the tournament, right.

why the double holy fuck?

Yellow > Goal > Yellow/Red in two minutes. Don't see it often.

Nah, it means you were the team nobody expected to do anything

>Arguing the decision
He should have just accepted it and been the Bigger Lumanza

Two separate fouls, unfortunately.

Rate my transfer season, lads.

>loans
>only free transfers outbound

2/10

>player fucks up a bicycle kick
>"A classic performance from player"
Fuck you too Miles.

>sign player from lower leagues
>is struggling a bit but nothing too bad
>tell press he'll get better soon
>players morales drops because he doesnt feel worthy of these comments

this fucking guy

>player is doing well in training
>tell him I've noticed his dedication
>FUCK YOU

>player averaging 4.00 rating 10 games in
>tell him he needs to perform better
>"have you been to the optician lately? i'm doing great"

Jesus, he's still playing?

>Team North America raping at the WCH

Auston 20:16

>mfw final ends up being NA vs Canada

what a meme cup

id like that

that was always going to be the final. The US just fucked up and lost to Team EU

9 years and he did fuck all

Is the rest of the PL and Europe even trying

>

...

So should I resign from United and go somewhere else?

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>Total
>Network
>Solutions

Also, the board is letting me choose a feeder. Who do I go with?

>The New Saints
Southampton on suicide watch

You shouldn't have ever been at United.
Unless they took a nosedive down to league 2 and you brought them back up.

kem pls

From any club in the world?

Should I fire this cunt?

Went with Pohang Steelers. They were unattached.

He's way too good for Norway.

You just made a thread header criticizing him, how is he not fired yet?

Does Bosnia count as a rare flag?

on Cred Forums, maybe. debatable. probably not
in FM, definitely not

>21.5M
It's because of the name, right.

someday I'll do a save where I only sign players with great names
had to turn down an english CB (who was willing to move to vladivostok) called Jack Fox because he was, unfortunately, shit

>he was, unfortunately, shit
Well he was, I assume, English. What else could he be.

fair
but I'd take a midfield "good lad"/bruiser with 20 workrate/stamina/aggression

Hilariously enough this guy just showed up in my intake.

He can defend against all crosses.

as long as they're low crosses

hopefully 4 years in development hell will forge him into something decent.

>needs to work on his athleticism
Guess he isn't crossfit

I applied not really thinking I would get the job, but when I was offered it I decided to meme around there for a few years.

Apparently Europe isn't trying.

>5'10

if anything, he'll have a great career with the Jamaican MNT

>4 wingers in the top 5
haha, very funny, HoYD

I feel like this is a giant red flag

You say that like its a bad thing. Literally your next generation of starting and backup wingers in one intake.

can the defensive winger be converted to LB?

I'm going to try

yup exactly
except that they're all complete shit and I don't use wingers

>look at other youth intakes
>Pavicic
>get excited
>Other Nationality: Canadian

>I don't use wingers
TipsFedora.gif

made a webm for the 1st time

r8

Nice FPS, good game speed to see what's going on, appropriate screen crop and a fun bloot.

8/10

8/10 that's my favourite kind of weird FM volley

very nice

Thanks Miles

>tffw every good Puerto Rican just takes the USMNT call up

>tfw every time someone complains about this I think costa rica
>tfw I get exited I get to post this lad
>tfw I get ready to post, then realise my mistake

wew nice

Venezia?
In my save i had to loan in 3 seasons, all team loaned
Now in 2020 i have Veratti, wanayama,Yannick Gerthrad or whatever, Alberto Moreno, Perin, and sign Luca Antei if u can. Plus bunch of worldclass regens
I won seria C, seria B, 2 times seria A and 2 times italian cup + supercup

Semi final of Cl once and thats that.

>2-0 down in EL Group Stage Match, shots 12-1
>(Assertively): Show me something different in the second half
>10/11 get fired up, 1 gets stressed with his 6.3 performance
>(Assertively): I'm not happy with your performance
>Gets fired up

Why did I need to tell him twice that he was shit to get that reaction?

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37408517
>Sheffield Wednesday are set to announce the retirement of Jeremy Helan, who plans to quit football at the age of 24 in order to focus on religion.

>BBC Radio Sheffield understands the club will confirm that winger Helan, a devout Muslim, is leaving Hillsborough
Would be rustled as fuck if a GOAT regen did this

>page 4 or 3

baka.
Also got a job offer today, they will mail me their bid for me ;-;
no fm from mid october for me

>being forced to quit FM just as 17 beta comes out

>the waste of space called FM17

top kek

Nah tad sad about that as I always pre order it after the first announcement of features lel. Maybe not this year right

squawka.com/news/football-manager-stories-we-sent-wayne-rooney-to-china-heres-how-man-utd-fared-without-him/775841
>We sent Wayne Rooney to China

>Appearances: 25

>Goals: 8

>Assists: 5

>Contract: £500,000 a week

>It took Rooney until his fifth game in China to break his duck and score a goal but his first season with Shanghai was a struggle. After picking up a red card in eighth game of the season, he was ruled out through injury with a muscle strain and missed the end of his new club’s campaign due to a five month lay off.
Seems about right

It's time

>Rooney hate via media starting to come along

nice. finally. now if some of his formerly United pundit buddies could recognize the same.

actually, don't, and let him keep hamstringing Mou as long as possible.

I'm already dreading the backlash to the backlash. when the media turns it'll inevitably be a race to see just how bad they can make him look, how he was never any good and how he's now arguably the worst player ever to touch a ball, so in a year or two we'll have the counter-stories about how rooney's been treated harshly and really he's a sweet, lovable guy who only wants the best for his team

But he is

Can't wait for this to be one of 17's new features

...

hopefully it would come bundled with the ability to convince players to come out of retirement
especially after that story about the goalkeeping coach in the championship (I think- can't remember which club)
but I'm probably hoping for too much now

>mfw messi plays for sarpsborg in 2018

Argentina is indeed white

lolrekt

Poor man's messi

these types of things are going to start happening to him more often btw

football manger is surprsingly realistic

yeah, people might want to clone his face too, especially with that incredible likeness now shown as his twitter avatar

>implying FM isn't armed robbery

give me some new meme formations to prove

last one was a 3-3-3-1

>tfw only a few more months until the GOAT joins my team because the DUMB IDIOTS at PSG gave him a 25M euros release clause
sweet sweet god

Any formation with 4 or more wingers.

something with two sets of CWBs

whats wrong with mou?

well the fact that he is mou

Beautiful goal, beautiful FPS.

Pep has gotten to him already

>tfw still regretting not buying the 5 bucks CS Bundle almost 6 months ago
Almost 30 year old and not buying some cancerous game while it's on sale is one of my biggest regret in life. Guess I'm not as bad as I think I was.

He's going downhill ever since the start of last season with Chelsea. This season is just the confirmation of it.

how did you make this figo so smooth

>Neverkusen

>the city of me
I meant this one

>12 matches in Hungarian 2nd division
>0 goals / assists despite being an MC

No wonder he had to step back to Ligue 2.

>tfw 3-3-3-1 is considered as a meme formation

More like: people might want to clown his face too, seeing how ultra-realistic results can be achieved with FM's manager creator.

>only played 11 games
>sold to Bremen for a fraction
classic realism

Seems like my 2 DM formation is working

>this african love for nottingham

>have 56 points
>get asked this

my reaction:
twitter.com/Raheems_hair/status/777634869232803840

1T5 Y0UR TACT1C5

yeah Notts came to my attention during the Mundo days

Looked them up a bit looked couple of matches from them. Saw the I think fa cup tie versus man city on the telly 2 or 3 years ago.

Normally dont play them in FM as I dont like managing outside of holland.

>tfw thinking of buying that 2 bucks knockoff MCFC jersey to piss off my inlaws that will visit this weekend
They're a life long United fans/bandwagoner since 1993 and still fuming about the derby loss.

do it HC, make them rue the day they decided to become united fans
also let your wife wear it.

Just learn to dab and keep doing it and saying "89 mill for a dabbing Jonjo Shelvey"

tough words from a Real bandwagonner :^)

you are always welcome to visit me and wear a barca or atleti tshirt m8.

Nothings quite as crazy as Notts County during the Sven era

Is there no half and half city/liverpool shirt you could buy?

Are you talking about this one?

Nah she dislike wearing football jersey.

Top kek.

Only Malaysians are crazy enough to think about making that kind of jerser.

This is so wrong on so many levels.

Yeah was fun with schmeichel

o-oh get a new one. got any kids? if so let them wear one.
Maybe have the game on the telly

The most ironic thing is that I got have 2 Man United kid jerseys from them.
So my kids are more likely to wear United jersey if they visit and watching the game here.
And I can't find any MCFC kids jersey around here.

Suggest impovements and team instructions for this tictac please, thank you

...

delete it and start over

Drew 2-2 with Mememouth with it.

But how about tHiS tHen - reAL fCucKed uP tac-TIC

WE FUCKING DID IT

:3

that'll never function

benatia should be a limited defender

Looking to join you soon

now you are just meming right?

what's wrong with this tactic though, mr.david
i'm going to play a match with it soon. i'll save tho

What are you trying to do? Play fast or slow?

Cross to lukaku, never lose the midfield, playmake from the middle if crosses don't work

In case you are not just memeing change regista to something more defensive. It still won't work, but it will at least be a bit less terrible.

you're going to concede tons of goals from corners probably (esp with lincoln, an am, as a wide midfielder-d). Depends a bit on instructions though.

meant crosses not corners, im retarded

that happens with every tactic though

Guess the score lads

First right answer gets a (you)

2-2

ChecK this out

make lukaku a complete forward and there'll be no stopping you now

>Half back and sweeper
Wouldn't they overlap.

1-1

I have maded this change based on trust on you.
Match is starting la.

By the way, opposition instructions are just a meme that ruins your shape, right?

>Real Madrid first
>Barca now
for FUCK'S SAKE

0 - 1

Hard tackle all of them

We have a winner! It was in fact 0-1 in favour of Newcastle. The Magpies win the Europa League thanks to an own goal after registering 0 shots on target, with their goalkeeper named MOTM.

Thanks everyone for playing. I'm off to sack all my forwards and give my keeper a new contract.

Woohoo

I don't think so. At most they form a back four

>Lucas Silva is the HB, 5 is the SW

>mfw 4shit is shitting the bed

would you a Pingo?

planning on turning him into a DM

>Javier Saviola will be a coach at FC Ordino

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FC_Ordino
goal.com/en/news/11/transfer-zone/2016/09/19/27683802/javier-saviola-set-for-andorran-adventure

maybe
how much?

god, poor conejito

OK lads, check out this edition of my tictac in action.
I don't know why the framerate is so shit don't judge me

here it is:

cdn-e2.streamable.com/video/mp4/m9cd.mp4

Gereally, Lukaku positioning is off and I think I have some team cohesion problems

>they took the lead after we dominate all game
I know how Mourinho feels now

>Faggioli picks up the pass to the right

wew

>how much?
$1.5~$3m

>71352044
switch to "Very Fluid" and tell them to work it into the box

>switch to "Very Fluid"
what is the thinking behind this?

Also, turns out the M.E. was showing me only the good highlights - we weren't THAT dominating. Need to sort out the defence, it's letting them play too easy

>Very Fluid

only >Art understands fluid structure. Leave your hands off it.

>Art
Obligatory video
youtube.com/watch?v=IfJ-Z2My2DM

>it's a Gold Cup during a WCQ season so your manager rolls out the B Team episode

his career went down to JUST tier so sharply

Ok lads, confession time

I use an exploit so I can play as many foreign players as I want while managing in norway.

fm16 forced me to succumb to using wingers

I know this is the trb game but I just want to say the new pes game is pretty good

>DLP misplaces a number of passes, gets a goal, an assist and 13 interceptions
>throws a bitch-fit when I compliment his defence
I ain''t gonna praise you for fucking up 25 passes

Quick question.

Didnt the scouts tell you if they thought that a scouted player would get a work permit?
I dont see it anymore in fm16

They do

>using the pirated version
top cheap

eh no

they still do or they did?
For instance funes mori is not capable of getting a work permit when buying him in 2020. But my scouting report says nothing of it.

Same for some huehue regens

>Firmino in charge of wearing a good hat

>Moreno in charge of not getting flavour-of-the-month hairstyles

he looks like an albino

It still does it just doesn't always.
Might be something to do with how well scouted the player is or the ability of the scout.

Hm ok funes mori is at 78% atm ill send my scout to watch him for a week or 2. will report back then

Also funes mori has 99days to go before he gets english nat.
Its currently 21 march. Will he get english nat relatively quickly?

that was quick.

nothing. Will try to wait and sign on pre contract.

Rate my improved recording skills lads

Very catchy headline, Miles

>184x166

captures the action perfectly, 10/10

Tactic is working, by the way.

damn, the player controls make it hard to see...

Crystal palace has successfully unsettled this lad... what should I ask for him?

Use a real currency and get back to us.

Hes worth £6k I accepted a £1.1m bid with 50% sellon

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This will make the eventual rape by Germoney a little more palapable

What exactly does "Control" do, lads?
nice digits

>buy youth player on deadline day
>media asks if it was a panic buy

Control beats counter and frustrates Standard

>get scored upon

thank for reply. Do you have to guess what mentality your enemy is on?

>enemy
calm down m8

>unambitious

REEEEEEE

To begin, yes. After a while they'll tell you if they drop back to defend or stop to rush the ball

>Control beats counter
Counter beats control though.

>Counter beats control
If you don't know how to play your line, maybe

Nothing beats overload

Control's description literally says to be wary of the counter.

This man knows whats up

>lose once to a top4 team

mfw

>1st placed Man Utd is next

Unless you're mitch

literally anyone that knows a little bit of football knows that counter is the best way of playing against a team that holds the ball.

forgot my pic

>talking about football like it's rock-paper-scissors

jesus. so you're saying that a tactic which focuses keeping the ball and taking charge of the game, counters the tactic that relies on NOT having the ball, and defending deep?

counter counters everything in fm16 t b h

>I don't play Contain

>Description literally says it beats counter
Why are you bringing real life into Miles' match engine again?

Time for a classic

streamable.com/nsu5
streamable.com/rnyu

>He doesn't use "Drop Deeper" to drag out teams that park the bus
Works wonder, ain't real life.

That looks a terrible blowjob technique

>not parking the bus

I'm not getting any new work permits for new players lads, I think all the years of signing johnny foreigners has clogged up the immigration office

enjoy getting fucked by crosses

wogs out

Post them tactics lads!!

>got me to 2nd in the league (behind fucking spurs who had an incredible season)
>cl final lost 3-4 on pens to juve
>most goals in league
>2nd best defence

>having manlet defenders who can't clear them

Works in real life too, watch the second leg of bayern-juventus cl match from last year.
Although if Coman did his step over into cut to the byline and then cross to an arriving Müller one more time I would've thrown something. It stopped working the second time and he lost possession doing it like three times.

Erzil.

11 ozils?

It's for pulling opposition defenders out of their goal, not a long term strategy.

>5 months ago
>mfw use "drop deeper" on a 115m long pitch
going for the long pitch was best decision I could've made with a team of fast muslims with shit OTB; just sit low, wait for the ball and then simply rek them by going fast
playing like so would kill an English team immediately, tho

i ree'd out and forgot the pic pretty high lol

>2nd in the league (behind spurs)

4-5-1 of course

>Despite all the unrest I lost only by one
fucking retarded team

>19 Str
>19 Jumping
>16 Anticipation
>Marks tightly
I don't exactly care.

>playing an overgrown garden gnome

>control
>10 (ten) instructions for a premier league team

doopin.
using more than 3 instrucions when you're in a good league is a sign of not understanding how to use roles.

>11 acc
>13 pace

Who /can't ever raise money on tour because Int'l competitions/ here?

...

This is the formation and what players I use. I did use Le Coq as a bwm but man utd offered 39m rising to 47m so i fucking accepted it.

Unsure who to buy though I need a back up lw for sanchez, a back up rw cuz walcott is injured and, got thiago maia in but want a star player as I have 120m budget

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Wow
You couldn't be more wrong

>16 Anticipation
>17 Tackling
>Physikels
Doesn't matter, no striker would get on the ball on crosses.

An English overgrown garden gnome, pay respects.

Shouldn't he be playing cricket?

Epic

as promised

>Arsenal
hi mitch

So, what instructions should I set to this tictac?
I was thinking 'play wider', idk what else.

I thought RGA was suppose to be shit?

>So, what instructions should I set to this tictac?
No more than three or else you have no idea what you're doing, apparently.

Lurk more
No role is inherently shit

heavily disagree

Regista is the god of a high pressing 4-1-4-1

except wingers

>lurking a dead general
ror

(jk haha)

great posts

Nevermind. Just don't post.

hit early crosses or get rekt on the wings I'd imagine
thanks you too

what does it mean that a player is 'cultured'?

bet you use PI's on every single player too

means he's like fine wine, pleb

here i am posting again whoops haha!

added to my notepad

He drinks coffee and listens to jazz.

Lads get them tactics posted

>NO EXCUSES

Also somewhat direct me to a world class cdm

I would guess that they speak several languages and have played in several countries.

Got a yeast infection

Busquets

Does he have wine-coloured boots?

A. Regen

sounds like a necessity in FM16
on 15 I don't seem to have any issues with throwing all my wide players forward
>haha!

What country should I load?

>means he's like fine wine
what, did he spent 24 months in a barrel and another 36 months in a bottle?

I like this theory but the guy I'm talking about has only played in Mexico and England.

>negotiations aren't going well

David Luiz.

new

de Rossi or Khedira then