Official Dallas Cowboys vs Washington Redskins thread

not a valid option 2bh buddy

ready

Snowden 14
Washington FC 6

acestream?

>Who's Romo?

come on Dak

don't mind if I do ;)

Stream?

Is Hillary a Redskins fan?

if she is, #ImWithHer

Who /Wentz/ here?

need stream on the unbased

>leastcoast

for college fuck this

Fuck off, Filthydelphia

>The direct TV livestream is a minute slow

i need a stream plz

there is no need to be upset

how the fuck do you not know how to google "reddit nfl streams" like damn nigga commit suicide

LET GO REDSKINS

>yfw its another 'breeland gets cucked with no help' episode

I hope ur all comfy

Who hyped for /Dak/ here?

quit being an fagit and just post the fucking link

injury already??

Deadskins already.

nah just google it you lazy fuck

BTFO

riggers already ded

RIP

GOOD JAB DAK

>that knee

>commercial already

>dedskinz

oops

Bye Golston

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IT'S OVER

send help

Couldn't believe what Barry was doing against the Steelers.

SHOOK

>golston rekt in 1 play

Fuck was smokin a cig, what'd I miss? Came back to fuckin commercials...

Fucking really first play injury?
Gruden should've worked these fools harder in training camp I swear

Golston needs to retire anyways. The entire Dline needs to be overhauled.

Golston ded

Injured skins player

Gholston ded
Zeke gonna get 200

Nice fucking blog

Zeke is such a bust

someone ran onto the field

Eaglesbro here, I hope you guys can both tie or something. I'd like to see the division close this year where every team has a shot at the division title. Hopefully that defensive tackle is alright. I'd like to see both teams work for victory.

>balding
>fat
Just trade him

Thanks boys

I really hope Dak isn't pressured into throwing into Dezs overrated ass.

WOW IT TOOK 4 OF YOU TO KILL ME

>add Josh Norman to roster
>secondary still sucks mad cock

whyyyy

Wow he finally found Dez

I just want the boys to do good in the endzone

>zeke

>not calling blatant holding

Piss off Bizarro Eagles fan.

>Zeke was a 1st round pick

>Still having Eliott be the number one back

It's Jerry's team, of course he is.

>>>>>zeke

EZIKILEL LELLIOT

Best WR in the league?

>zeke

>Smelliot

SLIPPY Z

>BREELAND

DAK SAK'D

So many Cowboys fans there lel

BEASTLY
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fucks sake

>cowboys o-line

are they elite?

SWOLE BEASTLY

>breeland getting burned over and over again

>one of these shitty teams will have a win

Watch the Cowboys blow the redzone opportunity again

See that, you need to have Beasley run routes where he doesn't have a chance to step back like the fucker always does.

why does my wiener tickle whenever norman get's btfo

Now fucking scored a TD and not a FG

ellliot is such a bust

JUST

lol

>Dallas Fieldgoals

YESSS

great stop boys

Fucking terrible, why even waste a down with Zeke.

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not happy with our performance in the redzone

FUCK

>it's a other field goal episode
Worst season desu

>boys redzone offense

JUST

knew I should have started Folk

Decided on whiskey and coke buds

Gonna make it during this break

>another RZ fail

It's almost like they have a bust at running back.

He looks like it so far, but I think he just needs some time to work on his vision.
2bh I'd sit him a little more and play Morris, but that's not good for all the people who bough 21 jerseys.

>tfw want the cowgirls to lose but don't want anyone to think I'm a racist for supporting the R*******

>Verizon guy shilling for sprint

>Redskins 3rd down defense

Good job stopping the TD, but they never should have been in range.

Red zone offense is probably the hardest thing for a young QB to master.

Everything is condensed throws have to be perfect

Not a bad deal bros. Anyone gonna visit their local Burger King for this deal?

What did I miss?

No, it has to do with the dumb play calls. A shovel pass is so stupid. So much risk for little reward.

>Cowgirls

Are you implying that girls are inferior to men you racist sexist shitlord?

No you shill

bruh for 10 bucks i cant get like 20 kilos of potatos and a big bag of oatmeal

Kys fucking kike, no one thinks the redskins are really racist, it's just a tumblr meme

>not getting a McPick 2 for $5 at your friendly, neighborhood McDonald's™

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no fatass

Don't you mean sexist?

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>cowboys defense

GIT IT

GIITT IITTT

>not cooking your own delicious burgers

S-SHUT UP

who /neutralparty/ here?

Not gonna lie I want an anaconda

Right here senpai

>captain """Kirk"""

YOU LIKE THAT

>The shitty of derp cousins

COUSINS YOU FUCKER

>missing that open pass
L E L
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aye sup fellow packer bro big game today huh?

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You like that!?

OK, but of all games, why watch this one?

>cousins
>literally costing us 7 points

I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF THIS FRAUD

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I DON'T LIKE THAT

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i've never seen that rodgers mind if i save that?

COWBOYS HAVE THE BEST O LINE IN THE NFL YET WE DON'T RUN THE BALL IN THE REDZONE. WHAT ARE WE DOING OUT THERE?

Jerry Jones and Jason garret are sabotaging the cowboys... feels bad man

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you know Cousins has to fuck up once or twice before he makes a miracle happen

I want to beliiieeeve

Got anything 2 trade back?

>Kirk's passing these last 2 games

Worried Laughter.gif

I'll trade it to u, offer

I like to watch Dallas suffering. Brings a little more joy to my life when Gus Bradley finds a way to ruin my day

ZEKE FINALLY DOES SOMETHING

i haven't seen this one posted in awhile

>The play action this year

>Elliot gaining more than 2 yards on a run

Feeling sorry for Redskins right now, especially with Cousins at the helm

>this rushing defense\
JUST

>this shit run defense

imma neck myself

what about this one

>Gus Bradley
Jags are pretty good.

ZEKE

What's up with the zeke hype? Already talk of offensive rookie of the year and breaking Eric dickersons rookie rushing records....desu Morris looked better.

t. Trump

>Zeke finally coming through
Who the fuck can stop us now?

lrn2football

Did Zeke actually wake up today?

Zeke is going to run over the skins in this game

RIP racist named team who won the division by complete luck last year

Ourselves

>dline still shit
>secondary still shit

what did we even do this offseason

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

JASON GARRET THE MAD MAN

HOT DAMN!!

what did Norman and Bryant say to each other?

Time for another field goal...

BASED DAK

>Dez getting Norman's number for some postgame R&R

we got hyped up for nothing
fuck the skins man

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>Throwing to a no-name
It's like Romo never left

Intentional delay to give him room to throw?

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>BREELAND

MAXIMUM REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Breeland

>Breland

Dak is playing 4-D chess

Bashaud Breeland alert!

>Dak Face

TOUCHDOWN

GET FUCKED SHITSKINS

:(

BOI

>that close up on Dak

WE OWL BOUND NOW

Good man.

>That 4th & 1 play
>Last week Gruden was sucha pussy bitch he didn't do the same thing

Skins won't ever beat an actual team with his dick sucking coaching, even his brother was saying he was bad last week. Fucking joke of a coach.

>Cowboys
>2 active HoF QBs on roster

pick 2

thanks i'm gonna go jack it to her hotel vid now

Ye it got kind of awkward, no clue what he was staring at

We would if we got a good defense of line.

>The Washington Deadskins

Redskins, you guys should totally fire your DC because he doesn't know defense.

Like at all.

The R******* are fucking terrible

>redshits

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Foreskin fans on suicide watch

>down by 9
>losing to the team you say you like if you don't watch football
Cousins gonna have to get his head out of his ass and quit trying to run the ball

Dumon best girl

post yfw jay gruden and kirk cousins are the head coach and starting QB of your team

post yfw this is supposed to be the easy part of our schedule

Big D represent

Faggot.

remember the days when bros would post cowboy streams? i do

Based on watching Jay's body language on the sidelines I don't see how he can inspire these guys. Bland and forgettable coach

get a job

We got something special with Dak, boys. Owl within 3 years, get hype.

Gotchu

Bro like half of the us gets caught cowboys broadcast games

97christream.com/stream.html

Yw.

>He doesn't have a local fox station

>Missile poisoning

WHAT??!!

>best hd stream
reddit.com/r/nflstreams/comments/53cqla/game_thread_redskins_vs_cowboys_0100_pm_et/d7rxnov

>AYO HAHA
>WE BE FINNA FIRE WITTIT FIYYA
Why the fuck is that shit show still on television.

>mfw Hillary bans the name ***skin

Not him, but I don't get the game because I'm closer to Houston area. I get Texans games, which is annoying.

>cousins

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

REFBALL

COUSINS WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT SHIT

he literally hit one of their players

lol claiborne didn't even go to catch it.

Where is bryon jones wtf

IT'S AN EMINENCE FRONT

Out for the game with a knee injury.

Politicians aren't sports fans

Gonna need a stronger drink.

Colt ".45" McCoy when?

Sure could use a Jalen Ramsey type of DB.

Is Taco Bueno the Mad-Cats of Fast "Mexican" Food?

Did anyone else just see 'first woman pitcher ever' promo FOUR times in a row?

They are when they're trying to win the state that a team is located in.

>laying up that ball so he gets annihilated.

Reminder the Cowboys are essentially 2-0 right now and are still winning the division by 3 games

YEEEEEEEEA BOIIIIIIII

>97christream.com/stream.html

needs a pw

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could..... could you explain please?

J O N E S

>brandon carr

TD

This Dallas defense is community college tier

FuCK

WILL IT COUNT?

That's one big nigga

The Redskins are so close. Only 5-10 players, an offensive coordinator, and a defensive coordinator away from a playoff run!

And Lee isn't even injured yet

>stream lagging like shit

We won our first game technically because Beasley should've caught that pass on that one play and scored a TD.

Refball incoming

Shouldn't 2bh but I hope it does

Both defences looking like shit

could use a new owner too

Jesus fucking christ the Cowboys defense is absolutely atrocious.

TOUCHDOWN WASHINGTON

Those cheetos tendies fries look pretty delicious not gonna lie

Need a new Dline more than anything.

What?

Dude all we need is a run defense, a running game, a couple of good DBs, a new owner, and some luck! It's practically ours to lose at this point!

They look horrifying

Cowboys "shit defense" held the Giants to only 20 points and nearly outscored them with just a kicker who would have kicked the game winning FG if we didn't have a retard as our 2nd WR

Cowboys are clear and away the best team in the east side division

They are OK. Not really cheesy but they are tangy

Gotta admit, that signing from San Diego fizzled out, and losing Junior Gallette sucks

But we have to have better "next man up" talent.

>lethal weapon tv series

Chicken fries covered in cheeto dust batter

thanks

>that scratch sound byte when whitey scratches his head
fuck you

IT NEVER FUCKING FAILS

>Offense does what it needs to do to win
>Offense puts points on the board to win
>Offense CONTROLS THE CLOCK TO WIN

>DEFENSE IMMEDIATELY LETS THE OTHER TEAM SCORE TO POSSIBLY/ MOST LIKELY WIN THE FUCKING GAME

Why did you put shit in quotes? The cowboys defense is fucking trash

Cowboys fan here. Don't be stupid. That offense is the reason why the Giants scored only 20 points. The time of possession going into the 4th was like 22 mins to the Giants 7. The offense stayed on the field for so long that they shit defense didn't have that much time to fuck it up.

>he isn't /fit/

keeping norman on one side of the field should literally cost gruden his job

This. The offense did good in spite of the defense, not because of it. The defense was shielded due to the possession time.

QUESTION:
Why doesn't the NFL invest in some wide angle cameras and hang them above the goal lines so that they have a birds eye view of the line and can determine with ease whether the ball crosses the plane.?

this this this

Junior Galette's injury may cost us the whole season. Any decent team is just going to run it down our throats.

Mafia 3 looks pretty good, looks like they are trying pretty hard to copy GTA tho

Who /tsuuu/ here?

first cowboys game?

Because then they can't see when his knee touched the ground?

whats the password?

why do cowboys never win at refball?

Fidelio.

>tfw still waiting for GTA V single player dlc

KIRK WTFFFFFFFFFFFF

Universally hated.

Dallas stars aren't aligned

You like that

Oh they do. they just choke so hard that it goes noticed most days.

Cowboys will ALWAYS find a way to lose in fashion.

>Match all the cameras timestamps
>Determine on the current cameras the exact timestamp when the players knee touched
>Go to that timestamp on Goal camera

That's correct. That's the password. But what is the house password?

i'm done with kirk

take him out. he's such a mental babby.

fans talk too much shit and make everyone hate them

I thought cousins was supposed to be good?

Then I guess the Giants offense is hot garbage to only score 20 against them and almost lose

Completely false considering it only took the Giants a few plays and drives to score their 3. Cowboys defense is better than all these casuals care to admit

>tfw cowboys would be getting btfo'd right now if cousins would stop overthrowing his recievers

>it's another Matt Damon is trapped movie

Why doesn't the NFL pump a high-frequency signal through stadiums to recreate 3D models of plays

leave it to hollywood to somehow glamorize the deepwater horizon mess.

that's mark wahlberg

>cowboys would be undefeated if all their players played perfectly like Cousins in your scenario

no shit u fuckin moron

>Confusing Marky Mark with Matt Damon

Kind of with you. They only gave up 20 points. Not that bad

and when doesn't get bailed out by rogue penalties

You fucking idiot. The time of possesion was slanted in the cowboys favor so hard its ridiculous. You are so fucking delusional

>Cousins
Even he should be able to run over this defence wtr

any stream?

>peepeekiel smelliot

s-sorry

>Jay Gruden blowing more timeouts

I want this retard gone.

I still do that sometimes.

ToP doesn't matter when your opponents recievers completely destroy us on Man vs Man with big plays and TDs on drives that only take a few minutes. Cowboys defense played really well last week stop being a pessimistic casual

Carson Wentz would have put that dragon right on the money

who is this Cousins?

>clairborne was a first round pick 6th overall

The point is the redskins recievers are torching this cowboys "defense" cousins is just overthrowing them

MOAR DEDSKINZ!

>cousins is getting outplayed by a rookie who's playing more poised and composed than he is
>there are redskins fans that wanted to give this fraud a $100m + contract

Why did the Cowboys draft ezekiel elliot after they signed morris?

Baker is kill

>cowboys fan but playing against Ezekiel Elliott in fantasy football

COWBOYS LITTERALLY KILLING NIGGERS

because hes not good.

just like someone could say "cowboys defense is just not staying with their man otherwise we are obliterating them"

When you need to pretend someone is better than they are to pretend u have a point.... you dont have a point

maybe the redskins would do better if their name wasn't racist

Because Jerry wants him some glory hole

Cousins doesn't have ten years to throw the ball. He is playing like shit though.

What is Zeke's avg yards at?

>sprint
>we're within 1% guys I promise!!!

because cowboys draft best on the board, like most teams...

Cowboys fan but playing against Dak Prescott in fantasy

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GO KENTUCKY BUCKETS
WEW
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copy that

Another skins ded, fuck man.

the one year tag instead of the huge contract for kirk is looking pretty smart right now

>Picked up Dak Memescot
>Sucked in Week 1
>Trade him for Matt Stafford

I got cucked

I hate it when something inferior so desperately try to spin the situation into something positive.

>Cowboys fan

>ezekiel elliot
>best on board with the 4th pick

user I...

Dez and Norman might as well fuck each other on the field with how gay they are for each other

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better den u

Fuck yeah DHall

Dallas Fieldgoals

>masking rash decisions after only 1 week
You deserve to lose every fantasy football game

more Godleg this week?

I prefer the Dallas Baileys

Cowboys fan but playing against Dan Bailey in fantasy.

What's the point of super darky Dez having tattoos?

tfw Bailey as my fantasy kicker

>being a cowboys fan
>not drafting Dan Bailey on your fantasy team for 5 straight years

Get on my level

>Pats on their 3rd qb in week 2
lol

Can we trade? I got Antonio brown second pick because some casual took gronk with the first overall pick.

ehehehe i'm late but

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO REDSKINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNS

>implying Dan Bailey will make it to the 12th pick in thr final round

anybody else see those Cowboys rib punches?

When does Brady come back?

>that refball
fuck off nfl everyone knows you have it out for them because of their name

He doesn't

Go Redskins for today

97christream.com/stream.html

password: mW.;l

>Iphone 7 touting its water resistant phone as if its competitors havent had that forever

Fuck out of here iggles faggt

>practically magic
God dammit just fuck off apple, low light cameras are not magic. Neither is your fingerprint scanner, wireless headphones, or haptic feedback.

NEW

NEW

go back to re.ddit

If you don't have a drop in bedliner in your truck, you shouldn't be driving a truck.

>beer with your team on it

Jordan Reed is THAT nigga
clutch as fuck glad he's getting paid since he makes Kirk look better than he really is

do u know where u are

RELEASE THE THUGGEN

>Tecmo Super Bowl with XBL online play
Dude, would fucking buy and play.

>ALL THESE SHIT THROWS

that's 21 points cousins has cost us in the 1st half

Madden would never sell another copy

>that look on djax's face

LMAO he knows

that's 2 tds kirk has missed

frog-looking mofo

>cousins back to being a reckless hotboy

didn't miss that

The unflagged holding is starting to piss me off.

go for it you pussy

>throwing into triple coverage when jackson has his guy beat by ten feet

thank you hopkins!

guys........

Kirk sucks

that one year franchise contract is looking very savvy

GO FOR IT YOU TUBBY FUCK

i just dont get it

why doesnt he have faith in djax

It's because I started him in fantasy

I hear it buds

youtube.com/watch?v=vfblUSCaAQk

He's not wretched. Just misses by a foot or so.

Name someone better right now they can get instead

>tfw not doing shit for fantasy today

Yup, McLoughan is pretty savvy.

Hopefully he uses that savvy to get a running game and a D-Line here next season. This season is already lost.

tebow

Keep in mind he was much worse this time in the season last year. He has plenty of time to unfuck himself, though going down 0-2 would be brutal.

Would you trust a nigger?

i hope he smacks the shit out of kirk in the locker room

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A foot is a fucking lot. This is not field goal kicking dude.
Dude for $20 million a year he should be un-fucked from the beginning. Do Drew Brees or even fucking Rivers need a couple games to un-fuck themselves? No.

There are about 20 QBs in the league that would watch this game and say "holy shit, with those weapons to throw to, and that play calling, I'd be in the Pro Bowl!"

>2016
>racism

hows that depression treating you, user?

he brought a team to the playoffs his rookie year without getting himself a carreer ending injury unlike the previous redskins quarterback

Well boys, you know what happens if we're not way up at halftime...

Half time f/a/prime. What anime should I fap to?

>mfw we're going to start to hear the "start colt mcoy" fans all over the radio soon

I can't remember the last year we didn't have a qb controversy

they make a stunning come back in the second half after a grueling battle!

redskins is always the bestskins

You have to go back newfriend.

The Buccaneers game from last year repeats itself?

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

i'm sure jay will make the right halftime adjustments to win us the game

>current yearing

Sure they're trailing by 3 at the half, but look on the bright side, Troy Aikman isn't working on the broadcast team on this game.

Score?

Yeah okay so what is going to happen when you go up against a team with a good QB?

>2016
>not current yearing

nice depression user~

13 - 10 Dallas up

>The city of Dallass

Not an argument

Jay is a fucking clown. We couldn't go for a TD at the end of the half because he blew 2 timeouts on fucking horseshit. Worst clock management since Andy Reid was still in Philly.

skins haven't had good clock management for a long time now. shanahan never knew what the hell was doing.

One of the other broadcasters is massively sucking Cowboy cock in his place.

His challenges are the worst too. I just think he hates having timeouts.

Man

It's half time and we are only on thread #1

this is terrible

>excusing a soda can truck bed

Oh god, that back to back timeout penalty.

Ezekiel Elliot sucks cock! I told you cucks he would!

You didn't answer his question

fuck off. This thread is comfy

What confuses me is how the people act fucking surprised that a steel truck bed handles the impact better than a fucking aluminum one would. Like how the fuck are you so retarded that would surprise you

I'm not depressed. Nice projecting though summerfriend.

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that still doesn't answer the question

I'm not vouching for a Ford, I'm just saying you shouldn't be beating your personal vehicle up like that either way. Those paint scratches will rust out before anything else on the rear half of the truck.

Nobody said Ford people were bright.

we gonna get shit on, because that QB can actually hit those and our defense sucks

redskins arent that team

So how are skins fans liking Norman?

What is the question

You could just leave it at Andy Reid in post season, he's cost the chiefs at least 2 wins there.

thats a different user.

>not trusting your teammates

how bad were you at sports, user?

Bretty gud. Hasn't earned his pay quite yet, but Barry is massively under-utilizing him.

>Pam Oliver

> Too close of a game

> No passing TD yet for Dak

> Cousins being a meme player

>Matt Fucking Jones gaining like 5 yards everytime he touches the ball

WEW LAD

>gruden throwing cousins under the bus

cousins has been shit, but gruden's team as a whole looks like shit. and he never holds himself accountable. fuck them both.

the lone bright spot on their defense right now

Its a fucking truck. You use it for work.
That shit WILL happen several times in its lifetime

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

someone lit a fire under kirks ass in the locker room

Maybe the halves have reversed?

At least this thread is more tame than Eagles Cowboys threads, that's a shitposting fiesta.

Feels like every other play a reciever is wide open

>he's a big guy

At least Cunt Cousins has the balls to admit he played shitty

vernon davis is lowkey our best signing this off season

Not him but really? Just because its a work Truck doesn't mean you treat it like shit. Treat it well and it will last a long fucking time

>using my OC.

flattered.

hail to the redskins

> Cowboys defense vs meme QB

Might as well die already

K I R K

Just fuck my shit up senpai

Y O U L I K E T H A T
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Nice. Eat shit Cowboys.

YOU LIKE THAT!

YOU LIKE THAT!

GOOD throw from kirk finally

eagles would bootyblast both these teams

My coworker has a 2016 Ford F-150 4 door and works with me in software development so it's literally just spotless driving to go sit in an office.

Cousins full power has been awakened, game over cowgirls.

FUCKING SHITSKINS

It's crazy to think how far ahead we would be if he didn't overthrow all those passes in the 1st half. Our receivers are absolutely dominating.

glad crowder got up from hitting that brick wall

in b4 concussion and out the rest of the game

>overcompensating
>tendencies

I own a truck with a drop in bedliner and we also have a whole fleet of work trucks in the family business where I work. My truck is 13 years old and still in great shape. Runs and drives 100%, no major dents, it's still a nice vehicle to drive around. Use it to haul furniture and my boat every once and a while, take it out to shoot out of the bed, haul dirtbikes around with it, etc. but I take care of it.The work trucks are not bedlined and usually get beat to shit and sold at a major loss within 5-10 years.

Yea a truck should be able to handle the work but that doesn't mean you're not damaging a car when you beat the shit out of it because you just don't care.

His natural state is concussed. A few hard hits to the head shouldn't break anything.

is jay gruden secretly a genius?

apologize

HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA

Jesus he almost got Frerotted.

No kidding. Philly fans are objectively pondscum

Ford trucks really are pretty good trucks. Down here where I work trucks can get pretty beat up on, and if I am gonna be honest Fords hold up better to it than most others. Oddly enough the Tundra is a good truck too

That was good on Jay to light a fire in Kirk, but he is by no means blameless for the 1st half debacle.

Do cowboys fans really think their defense is serviceable? Fucking kek.

If you can read, even they think their defense is shit.

ELLIOT

Apparently not:

So, when will the Colts trade a first round pick for Ezekiel Elliot.

Dak confirmed for thicc

Speaking as a Skins fan, as long as Jerry Jones owns the Cowboys, we don't have the worst owner in the league.

>LOOK HOW T H I C C HE IS

DEZ
E
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How the fuck was that a sack?

DEZ
DEZ
DEZ

did he just call this nigga thicc

Oh look. Dez caught it.

You obviously know nothing about football.

>breeland

>breeland

why

GOAT

DAK
DAK
DAK

UNNNNNGH

THICCER

goddamn it

come on redskins don't give up!

PRESCOTT BASED

JUST

Every game is a handicap match for the Dallas' Offence. Does that answer your question?

Neither does Jerry Jones.

Skins getting cucked by this thicc ass nigga

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THICC LEGS
H
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L
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ARROW

Disagree. Jerry's the best business man in the league.
The fact the Cowboys are so mediocre on the field but he keeps on churning in billions..... it's ridiculous

>that wink

C-cute! Prescott is CUTE!

Faggot

>look how THICC he is

PRESGOD

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Jerry Jones is one of the best owners I'm the NFL, but shittiest general manager. Go back to Mexico.

A good owner will have a successful team on the field.

jesus h christ

JASON GARRET BIG BALLS

>onside kick
>didn't go ten yards
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A good owner would hire a good GM.

>garrett

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

fucking kek

NEW THREAD WHEN?

>onside kick
Madman

JUST

Profits outweighs wins.

I'd take the Pittsburgh Pirates business model any day.

This nigga Jason fucking Garrett...

>onsides kick

They must be scared shitless of going 0-2

Do you own the team? Otherwise why do you care about teams profitability as a fan?

rg3 would have broke a different bone on that play

Oooooooooookay then. Have fun watching your shitty profitable team.

Why coach

Tbh I glad Garret is doing crazy shit. Nigga is too basic

NEW:

oh man starting to see signs of CAPTAIN kirk

He's an uber autistic fan.
Picture this DC comics guy for reference.

youtube.com/watch?v=lXgriYEza50

How is Byron Jones doing? I remember him being hyped as fuck last year but haven't noticed him much

Jerry Jones is a lot better to the fans than Kroenke, and I'm not just referring to the move. stfu

Just gonna diddybop and listen to this for the rest of the game
youtube.com/watch?v=PEnwXYJcSZc

His issues are two things:
1. Control, he loves it
2. He's a true fan.