PATRIOTS DOLPHINS MATCH THREAD 0

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Fuck the Cheatriots

woohoo go dolphins

are the dolphins any good? its the only team i know cause i watch ballers

>fish

>match thread

yuro on proxy edition

No.

Also is the new season any good?

amen

any live streams?

its ok
more of the same, so if you liked s1 you ll like s2 as well

Who else /justwokeup/ here? Also do phins

>1st for aggressive and timely Janeane Garofalo posting.

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>reddit.com/r/nflstreams/
thanks m8

I got firstrow on deck. Will I find a better stream at plebbit?

batmanstream, dummy

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As a lifelong Bills fan who always hated the Patriots, I have made the tough but necessary decision to switch my support over to the great white hope.
#brexit #1488 #maga #gopats

Fucking piece of shit bandwagoners

shaking my head

Is tannehill elite?

Noice.

Great decision man, wanna meet up, watch the game and drink beers and fuck my sister?

tingly helmet

Is BuggsBunny here?

Yes unironically

okay you in toronto?

>fish

1/10

Here's your reply, Canada.

great post

lol, that skit was actually funny which is a surprise since most of those are just cringeworthy

im watching on my tv, you cant say the same, can you, bandwagoner?

>broadcast in Spanish

who /about2be2-0/ here?

reporting

here

Pats bandwagoner here lets go Pats

whats everyone watching on?

Did they send jets over Gillette? Watching RedZone but heard a loud as fuck noise outside my house (20 minutes from Foxborough)

on my laptop because i literally have a 6000 word essay to deliver tomorrow and I just started

fuck the jews

dolphins gonna win today i can feel it

Get jazzy on 'em, I'm that flight that you get on, international
First class seat on my lap girl, riding comfortable
'Cause I know what the girl them need, New York to Haiti
I got lipstick stamps on my passport, make it hard to leave

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Been around the world, don't speak the language
But your booty don't need explaining
All I really need to understand is
Will you talk dirty to me?
Talk dirty to me
Talk dirty to me
Talk dirty to me
Get jazzy on 'em, you know the words to my songs
No habla inglés
Our conversations ain't long
But you know what it is
I know what the girl them want, London to Taiwan
I got lipstick stamps on my passport
I think I need a new one
Been around the world, don't speak the language
But your booty don't need explaining
All I really need to understand is
Will you talk dirty to me?
Talk dirty to me
Talk dirty to me
Talk dirty to me


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I have bloutn and edlemen in fantasy and they both just got a point :))))

Edelgoat, desu

TIME FOR JIMMY G

KILL GRAPEOLLO

KILL HIM DEAD

>Kiki

where my /finbros/ at?

Blount's next 5 carries will now go for a total 0 yards

THERES A FOSTER RUNNIN BACK ON BOTH SIDES OF THE FIELD TODAY LOL

Cheers my white friend. God bless the Pats

Downtown Miami reporting in

>Marcus Cannon starting again

Gonna be a long day for the oline lads

>getting run on by Blunt

Dolphins

Go Pats!

why is garop the wop so clutch on 3rd downs?

...

Good lad

so who's brazil's president right now?

Because he's literally Tom Brady 2.0

>people unironically thought the ALE was up for grabs

I JUST REALIZED I HAVE BLOUNT ELDELMEN BENNET GRONK BRADY AND THE PATS D ON MY FANTASY TEAM

LOL WAT

BTFO

We are just supporting our closest team :^)

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA OMG

>Do it, EdelJew

Also, does Brazil have a manned space program?

FISH DEFENCE ON SUICIDE WATCH

>4 downs

This always takes some getting used to after a summer of good Canadian football

WHAT THE FUCK AND NONE OF THEM GOT THE TOUCHDOWN

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK


LELPHINS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT


KEKEKEKEK


KEK

Shoutout to those two squids what ran into each other on Bennett's run

RIP Dolphins. You can't stop this offence

TRADE BRADY

THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>Canadian football

>Good

Canada is drinking early today.

TDTDTD

Proof Brady is a system babby

TRADE BRADY

JIMMY IS ELITE

THANK YOU BASED JIMMY

>LELPHINS

ez game

>summer of good Canadian football
Spotted the fat white trash hillbilly

>belichick is going to win all 4 games
>goodell on suicide watch

>2-0 with no brady or gronk

holy shit that ELITE AS FUCK throw by garoppolo

>alt-right numale faggots love the JEST, promoting their support using white supremacy imagery

Hahahahaha.

Can we just end the game now? Limit the injuries on both sides.

Make it happen Roger "Player Safety" Goodell

The Pats are gonna put up 40 a game when Brady and Gronk come back.

>RIP NFL

FUCKING

LELPHINS

BLOWN

THE

FUCK

OUT

KEK

LELPHINS CONFIRMED FOR 0-16

PATS CONFIRMED FOR 16-0

KEK

Is Garoppolel elite?

>2 best players not playing
>still winning

How do they get away with it?

WHEN NO ONE THOUGHT THE WOP WAS GOING TO BE THE BEST OF THE NEW CROP OF QBS

LOL. LOL. LOL. LOL.

memeami

i could really go for some waffle crisp right now

ill give you the Dolphins 1st over all pick next year for Brady pats fags

first post, best post

>brady
>system qb

just came in to say that

Garrapolo is legit yo

Mmmm, two first round draft picks may be a reality.

>"The Pats will lose at least half of their games without Brady."

no then the pats will win roger can't have that

>Garop "babby goat" the Wop goes 4-0
>Brady return and gets destroyed by the Browns

post yfw

>all these non-american flags rooting for the pats

>says the bandwagon newfag tripfag

It's not fair. NE can't keep getting GOAT QBs.

Fuck were gonna have to choose between brady and garop. Pats civil war incoming. The ghost of bledsoe has returned for revenge.

nope.

>watching your team get btfo so you have to comment about Cred Forums threads

>land whale lolphins fan

Michel Temer, our savior.
We tried to launch satellites sometime ago, at Alcântara. Our only spaceman is Marcos Pontes.

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>p. Pats civil war incoming
better get spiderman xDDD

Other countries supporting the Patriots is like an American supporting a foreign national team in soccer. Smh

>tripfag
>implying I didnt hop on the pats bandwagon back in 2004

>4-0 CONFIRMED

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Disrepectful nogs going to get btfo by the Pats

>no pats players disrespecting the anthem

really makes you think

>newfag

ill fite you irl m8

This is pretty much montana vs young

A fucking leaf.

from boston nigga

>dolflops

Brady was right.

How do you have a running game with only 3 downs?

>You're right, Michael Felger.

Are you surprised? They're a bunch of hypocrites
It's like cowboys """"" fans""""in the 90s

>a fucking newfag

stop changing your name then stupid faggot

>he wasn't an Honorary Deflatriot

mild kek

stream?

>it's a Dolphins win 35-7 episode

i think garop is unironically a top 10 QB

When I was a kid I didn't have 800 channels but I did get a tv station from Boston

NICE THROW HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Post yfw this team goes 19-0

>that throw

When do the Dolphins trade everything for Garop?

Get on my level fgts

>iron man
>right

Jimmy G. stats on this first drive. It is amazing he can pull those on first two games.

squids cant keep a player for more than 3 years

They are the whitest team, cheering for them is cheering against America

>we still cant catch footballs
wew

kek

Tannesuck

TANNELEL

Why did megaton retire?

Wasn't he still playing well?

Why is Amendola on returns now? Wasn't that Edelman's job?

Is Edelman finally elite?

How much more losing does miami have to go through to be considered snakebitten?

>tfw the pats are gonna keep getting away with it

That's what Detroit does to goatz

>implying I'm not from New England

He knew he wasn't getting anywhere with the lions

He was constantly injured and played for a shit franchise.

>ALL THESE FUCKING NO NAMES IN THE SECONDARY FOR BOTH TEAMS

It is like both teams spent all their dos on the D-Line, have 1 good LB, 1 good safety, and then everyone else is shit

HAHA

TIME FOR ANOTHER TOUCHDOWN DRIVE

Edelman is too valuable. Danny does them when he's not injured.

They're not blinded by growing up being butthurt by the Patriots so they can actually respect their level of dominance

Same here bub, I followed money into the north.

Difference is the Pats' no names are good

that makes no sense

supporting any NFL team is just as bandwagon as any other

AHAHAHHA

KILL YOUSEF PITTSBURG

how mad do you think goodell is rn?

hi friends

what should i know about this game?

i'm getting into NFL

i know the rules and all that, just wondering if there's anything particularly interesting/important about this game

thanks

Why do al the pats plays work perfectly?

...

HES GETTING AWAY WITH IT AGAIN

>ironically living in the city of boston

NE has a pretty good secondary, especially the safeties. McCourty is a first round pick, Harmon is a second and Chung is a third iirc.

My image was a better shoop. Are Canadians not possessing of proper genetics to detect pixels?

pats keep cheating to win

PATS JUST CAN'T BE STOPPED

>yfw I, a Canadian, have attended more patriot games than probably every american combined ITT

really makes you think

The Dolphins should consider playing defense

ITS
NOT
FUCKING
FAIR

BRADY IS GONE THE PATS SHOULD BE FUCKING TRASH RIGHNOW

Just keep exposing Brady as a system qb.

how so?

At this rate Garop will probably sneak the football at first and long.

The dolphins are complete and utter dogshit. Their mentally retarded fans thought they had a chance.

holy shit he looks elite

In what way? Just because they are called the patriots? Are you implying that other teams in the NFL aren't patriotic? They are literally my closest NFL team which is why I chose to support them.

i would seriously trade multiple first round picks for garoppolo right now

Same.

Also pussy... but yeah.

How did Brady train his replacement so well?

>based Hogan

How can black 'boys' even compare?!

...

Pats are our heroes. Every other team are barbaric savages who need to be tamed

it's the hoodie, ya dingus

HOLY SHIT JIMMY IS UNSTOPABBLE

i didnt make it

I've been to four m8

HOLY SHIT

E L I T E

THEY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

System (insert something here like Brady)

>YFW 55 IS THE MIKE

HULK HOGANNN

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>tfw you realize you're the next Drew Bledsoe.

Ordering my garappolo jersey right now

Are football tights unflattering or do none of them have nice butts?

>its a ex Dolphins player does better on another team episode

Jimmy may legit be ELITE.

Is Chris Hogan the white deep threat we've been hoping for? The prodigal son?

ALSO OH MY FUCKING GOD JIMMY

OH SHIT

Could Teboq play as well as Gimmy in the Pat system?

>miami """"""""""""""""""""defense""""""""""""""""""""

CANT STOP THE GROP
>CANT STOP THE GROP
CANT STOP THE GROP
>CANT STOP THE GROP
CANT STOP THE GROP
>CANT STOP THE GROP
CANT STOP THE GROP
>CANT STOP THE GROP

Holy shit guys

YES


TOUCHDOWN

WEEEEEEEEEEEW


YES


LELPHINS

FUCKING GETTING RAPED


ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

KEK

LELPHINS GOING 0-116

PATS GOING 16-0

KEK

is patriots QB even cuter than brady?

last digit is how many touchdowns jimmy the wop throws

APOLOGIZE

Nothing less than 3 first rounders for Jimmy G

>dolphins
>defense

Pick 1.

TFW BRADY GETTING BENCHED THE WHOLE SEASON

So is it confirmed we're gonna be still ELITE tier after Tim Bradley retires?

TRADE GRONK AND BRADY

>this dolphins defense

literally errbody open errplay

nah, they picked Jimmy because he has the same skillset as Brady

Will jimmy even last the first quarter? How long until we see brisket

they inject their qbs with genetic altering hormones so they become goat

Yep, we're making the rookie look like a pro bowler.

Game's already over.

E L I T E

THEY CAN KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!

BRADY GETTING BLEDSOE'D

PATS ARE GONNA BE DOMINANT FOR ANOTHER 15 YEARS
>DOLPHINS FANS ON SUICIDE WATCH

FUCK YES

BASED JIMMY G

THEY ARE UNSTOPPABLE

...

>SHE CAN'T KEEP DOING IT.

Is Garoppolo going to have a perfect passer rating in his second start?

>its another 10 years of pats dominance episode

JESUS
IT'S LIKE ANADUH SHOAH OUT THERE

Jimmy G is giving killing it on waivers

Good thing I am watching red zone.

Any chance Brady gets benched?

Yes

>pats without HOF QB for the first time in 15 years

>miami invests $200 million dollars on defense

>down 14-0 after 10 minutes


THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

holy shit... patriots are scaring me

t. patriots fan

E

L

I

T

E

>LOSE THE BEST QB TO EVER PLAY THE GAME
>FIND A NEW ONE

IS BB STILL UNDERRATED??????

IM UNIRONICALLY BUYING A GAROPPOLO JERSEY RIGHT NOW

new

Goodell on suicide watch

What the fuck

Is BB taking offers on his 39 year old backup QB yet?

GOATROPPOLO

...

Nah Jimmy is a shorter Brady with a slightly quicker release. Literally perfect for this system so far.

At the rate he's going right now, he may actually throw nine TD's this game.

>go to facebook
>all my Miami friends are on the verge of suicide

>actually suggesting trading jimmy

K Y S
Y
S

I hope the Pats run the score up the whole game. Go for triple fucking digits. Tannenbaum needs to get fired this year and it's not going to happen unless the Dolphins do someting spectacularly terrible.

IS JIMMY G GOING TO BREAK THE SINGLE GAME PASSING TOUCHDOWN RECORD??????????????????????????????????
>IS JIMMY G GOING TO BREAK THE SINGLE GAME PASSING TOUCHDOWN RECORD??????????????????????????????????

IS JIMMY G GOING TO BREAK THE SINGLE GAME PASSING TOUCHDOWN RECORD??????????????????????????????????

"IS JIMMY G GOING TO BREAK THE SINGLE GAME PASSING TOUCHDOWN RECORD??????????????????????????????????

"IS JIMMY G GOING TO BREAK THE SINGLE GAME PASSING TOUCHDOWN RECORD??????????????????????????????????

>IS JIMMY G GOING TO BREAK THE SINGLE GAME PASSING TOUCHDOWN RECORD??????????????????????????????????

IS JIMMY G GOING TO BREAK THE SINGLE GAME PASSING TOUCHDOWN RECORD??????????????????????????????????

IS JIMMY G GOING TO BREAK THE SINGLE GAME PASSING TOUCHDOWN RECORD??????????????????????????????????

not gay but ill let that pound my boipussy

Tom Who?

Do you think Bill will bench Jimmy and start Brady after those 4 games? I'm feeling he is playing better than Brady on last season's final games.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

People will rave about Jimmy, Hogan and Bennett (and rightly so) but it's >our O-line that impresses me the most so far.

Miami has a great line and rush and it feels like Jimmy has an eternity to pick out a target.

I didn't think it was possible. But it's probably time to get rid of Brady. Im sold

...

How long before the Dolphins start to blame their shit performance on spy cams and faulty radios?

Is that a mask

The should cut Tom right now

>they just need to go 2-2 they said

REST OF THE NFL ON SUICIDE WATCH

>Guidos
>Not the master race

pick 1

>BRADY SUSPENDED
>AFC EAST IS WIDE OPEN THIS YEAR LADS
>THIS IS OUR YEAR
>BEING BTFO BY ALADDIN

>patriots backups doing great
>ravens losing by 2 TDs to the browns

lol

>0-14

Read the ESPN piece about Joe Thuney? I really hope he works out at LG, he's also 6'5. BB LOVES the huge, mauler type linemen

Obviously. Tom isn't a manlet like Marky Mark.

Jimmy G with two TDs and impregnated Jamie Erdahl-all in the first quarter

tybb

>his team doesn't have two elite quarterbacks

Eternity? Jimmy is getting the ball out sub 2.7 seconds. Yes, the O line is magnificent right now but you can't touch what isn't there.

literally wake me up.

>I din't rate the browns

BRAHS

PATRIOTS AGAIN THURSDAY


KEK

who is this harlot?

Really?
What happened?

Over/under on Jimmy tds this game: 4

>This game

I'm so conflicted. On one hand, I want Tom to get his fifth owl and be the undisputed GOAT. On the other hand, I want another 15 years of total domination.

Tannetool ftw

>FAILED QB SNEAK ON 3RD & 1

holy fuck how pathetic can you get miami

>tripfag
>questioning anyone ever

OVER

First time watcher

Holy fuck lads. These ads are annoying. I don't think I can take this shit/

>stuffed on surprise play

Glad my Sunday is being wasted at work than watching this team.

Not really surprised but our schedule will get easier.

its a dolphins go 3 & out episode

>ITS A MARATHON

over. he about the beat the single game TD record

tannelel

>>FAILED QB SNEAK ON 3RD & 1
>holy fuck how pathetic can you get miami

Let's see if they get another 7.

over

the Grop train has no brakes

HAHAHAHA

EVERY GAME
V
E
R
Y

G
A
M
E

Are O-linemen paid a lot? Do they recieve the same accolades as others?They seem to be doing an underrated job and can be overlooked for more flashy players. Similar to holding midfielders in soccer.

How mad are Miami fans right now?

Dolphins suck

Fucking kek

Dolphins fucking suck

let's see how long it takes Miami's coaching staff to change their defensive gameplan

over. jimmy g gets 9

nope. we're gonna get a good deal for garoppolo thanks to him playing this well

Gettign scored on at kickoff pathetic.

I'm really disappointed.
The lelphins from last year would mop the floor with whatever this team is now.

I just switch to NFL Redzone during ads/shitpost

Patriots playing well and with rythm.

HAHA TIME FOR ANOTHER INJURY

>trying to sneak one in on the patriots

whether it's Brady or Garop - which NFL team gives the Patriots 2 first rounders for the extra QB?

I think the Bills are dumb enough once they ditch Rexy.

I really hope jimmy stays under brady for a couple of years like rodgers did for favre. Just give jimmy a few mil under the table for his patience

nice seats user

It will be the ultimate humiliation if on the 5th game they put in brady and he sucks ass and they have to bench him and put in garop

>136 YARDS

patriots please stop.

Love him so far

2+ seconds feels like an eternity after last season of Brady getting throws out in 1.5 or getting sacked

>tfw lelphins fan
>tfw shit posting about how good the WOP is

feels comfy seeing somebody do good

>trading new talent and keeping a dinosaur

lel belly is mad, but he isn't insane

meh, squids always play like shit at gillette

Browns will dump first three picks of next three years for Brady.

shitty shop kys

Apologize.

Who could the Pats trade Jimmy for to help Brady get #5?

Not mad, anger isn't the right emotion. I've always acknowledged the Patriots of having a superior organization top to bottom in terms of office and coaching, like the Spurs. Losing to them doesn't make me angry.

This is more like disappointment, but the kind of disappointment where you can't really express disgust. It's the kind where you where you simply accept that something is shit and will be so for the foreseeable future. That's just how it is.

How was Brady drafted so low was he shit in college?

>Tannehill has 0 yards thrown
Tannehill has 0 yards thrown
>Tannehill has 0 yards thrown
Tannehill has 0 yards thrown
>Tannehill has 0 yards thrown
Tannehill has 0 yards thrown
>Tannehill has 0 yards thrown
Tannehill has 0 yards thrown
>Tannehill has 0 yards thrown
Tannehill has 0 yards thrown

Why is Slater such a bad receiver senpai?

WOW WHAT THE FUCK THROW WAS THAT YOU FUCKING GREASY WOP

So can Brady just stay out?
The Pats are doing just fine without him.

>tfw your team is so bad they compare their first and second QB's instead of yours.

Does passing to Slater ever work?

>throwing to Slater
Jimmy pls

i would offer any player outside of Landry from the Dolphins but i dont think that would help.

his college team had a "golden boy" that was a local kid that was very strong and athletic. brady was 6th on the QB depth chart when he started

just so fucking disappointed, like every year
it's horrible to say, but I'll fist pump when bellichick has a heart attack

>Dolphins still putting up with Tanneshit
This is the guy with 77,000,000 contract?

Jesus Christ, why am I still a fan

>bad receiver
>was wide open

>No Brady
>No Gronk
>No Hightower
>No Vollmer
>No Ninkovich
>No Lewis

How scary will this team be in November?

yes

He was good in college, he just has bad measurables like speed/strength/etc when his best asset is his decision making.

He had a weird senior season where he would do really well, but he was constantly fighting for the starting position.
They ranked him so low because oh his terrible physique.

Once during the 2011 Owl

I watched "The Brady Six" and everyone else failed at life.

blame mcdaniels and garropps shit throw

Someone shop ghostly Tom watching over Big Plays Jimmy

>BALL NEARLY HITS HIM ON THE SIDE OF THE HELMET
>IT'S COMPLETE

HOLY FUCK LELPHINS

STOP THROWING TO CASPER YOU FUCK

aladdin overthrew him by 5 yards

Jimmy what the fuck you're a madman

It worked once in 2011 against the Dolphins.

>Gronk

He'll be back soon.

if he was white he would have known where to be

Has blount ever ran for more than 2 yards when he doesn't run for tds?

Holy fuck why won't helmets stay on this season

Is Gallapogos elite?

Edelman UNSTOPPABLE

yes, such as the first run of the game

>ESACAPES

This team doesn't have front Brady or Lewis?

>lelphins
>tackling
>lelphins
>tackling
>lelphins
>tackling
>lelphins
>tackling
>lelphins
>tackling
>lelphins
>tackling
>lelphins
>tackling
>lelphins
>tackling
>lelphins
>tackling
>lelphins
>tackling
>lelphins
>tackling
>lelphins
>tackling
>lelphins
>tackling

that alpha GO sounded just like Brady ;__;

wtf. i hate tannehill now.

EDELGOAT

dubs and that pocket escape says so

honestly they should start sitting injury prone guys in the second half

>not negating the penalty for the 2nd in 14

>3rd down vs the dolphins

might as well spike the ball twice & just go to 3rd

SLIPPIN JIMMY

It's my favorite.

...

Garofalo is here for Brady's job.

Why is New England so damn good.

I hate it.

i want to fuck the jew out of her

>Miami

what is brady's biggest skill when it comes to his success?

They also accepted that defensive holding earlier for a 1st and 10 INSTEAD OF a 2nd and 1 with 4 extra yards. Gase quickly proving himself just as incompetent as all our other head coaches.

GOAT system.

disgustin

the ice in his veins

kek

his system

His face

holy FUCK, how did you let yourself get so fucking FAT you cow. You think the gun makes you look cool, too? Lose some weight first, damn.. I'm legit concerned for your health

My first wank... hnnnnhg

Clutch gene

they think more than one season ahead unlike Miami going all out every offseason trying to build on a shitty foundation

this is only the 2nd NFL game ever for G

>Josh McCown injured
The Browns can't win even when winning.

dat audible

maybe i shouldnt have started blount :/

the ability to read a defense and make adjustments, throw very accurate 6-12 yard passes to keep the chains moving, running a fast-paced offense to keep defenses off balance

That's exactly what happens. Although they are paid quite well

lol oh no

Really?

>SWITCH

>they're currently beating the ravens 20-2
>steelers/bengals is an inevitable chimpout

literal meme division

his big dick

we looking at another 59-0 here?

WHITE IS RIGHT

GOOD GOD, IT'S A BLOODLETTING.

The 2 was from a blocked extra point too.

>switch

they can tell what the lelphins are doing before the lelphins even know whats going on kek

>goatropolo

what an absolute slaughter

AMAZING
>AMAZING
AMAZING
>AMAZING

UNBELIEVABLE
PATS ROCK

>this Miami D

Seriously, what the fuck happened to Seattle?

ahhhhhhhhhh fuck stop throwing it to amendola i dont have him in fantasy football i have literally every other pats player

Madden. With a backup

Trade Jimmy G for Joe Thomas, Joe Jaden, and a first

Can't Blitz the Grop

This isn't even funny anymore. Make it stop.

Wasn't Suh supposed to be elite?

>seattle struggled against this

>tfw Gronk isn't even playing
We are going 19-0 this year

What's a switch?

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBABY

THREE
H
R
E
E

holy fuck miami hahahahahahahahhhaa


the patriots literally don't have their two best players


what the fuck LOL


stop letting them score

HE'S GONNA BREAK THE RECORD
8 TD INCOMING

THREE FIRST ROUNDERS

You know how we have this Jaguar guy?
You think we'll get a "Dolphins guy" today?

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

PATRIOTS DYNASTY 2.0 CONFIRMED

KEKDELL ON SUICIDE WATCH

Would Belichik rest Gallupost if they are up by like 35 by time the second half starts?

kek

GIMMEEEEE

he's actually breddy gud, just gets double teamed more often than not

FINS

BTFO
T
F
O

CAN'T STOP THE GAROP

kekd

He was too busy fucking fat white womins last night.

lol

AMENGOATA

who /started miami defense/ here

10000 YEAR REIGN

im literally not trading garop unless some team gives us their entire draft for the next two years

How long before suh starts blatantly stomping on jimmy to get him sidelined?

CIA halp

>Dolphins
>Covering

kek

>autism

THE SECOND COMING

>Garoppolo has 3 TDs
>Tannelel has 2 attempts

>Over/under on Jimmy tds this HALF: 4

fixed that for you, friend

JUST GIVE UP REST OF THE NFL

PATS DOMINANCE IS ASSURED UNTIL THE END OF TIME

fuck off weeb

COLONISED

Can we get Jimmy G's face on this photo?

...

So Brady confirmed getting traded?

I kinda hope so. I want to see what a third string QB could do against this shit D.

its not funny

Ndonkeykong Suh stomped on Wilson's ankle

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WE'RE ONLY UP BY 21

This is gorgeous

GG lelphins

WE NEED A NEW THREAD

ZERO
(((ZERO))) PASSING YARDS

>THE SECOND COMING
>THE SECOND COMING
>THE SECOND COMING

So how long until Goodell accuses Jimmy G of cheating?

>Don Shula crying right now
makes me happy senpai

he's starting week 5

Miami was always good at decision making

Reminder that Gronkowski and Lewis are both not playing today.

patriots i apologize. im sorry.

Is Garoppolo officially too valuable to trade now?

have sex

>anime site
>sports forum

ok kid

Pathetic. Season's over, not even going to continue watching this travesty.

Just like the previous years, doesn't matter what changes are made, a pathetic, middling organization will always be shit-tier, 13th pick in the first piece of shit.

I hope that overrated sack of shit commits suicide

Garoppolo: 13 of 16, 184 yards, 2 TD

Tannehill: 0 for 2, 0 yards

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>Miami decision making

It's suffering being a Pats fan. They banned the goat qb and >we replaced him with the goat.

ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR THIS SYSTEM NEEDS TO BE BANNED

not just yet

start jarvis landry they said
pats secondary sucks they said

"PROBLEMS WITH HEADSETS"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>forum

You got it backwards.
This is a sports board on an anime site.

Yes. You'd be stupid to trade a likely future franchise QB for anything.

Yes.

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>EVERYTHING IS GOING MY WAY.

omg

tannelol

you've been on the bench for the last 5 minutes

how do you not have plays ready to go??

miami is a fucking JV team jesus christ

DOLPHINS SLIPPIN

DOLPHINS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>bringing the ball out

wtf

funny isn't it

>early 2nd quarter
>already garbage time
#justpatriotsthings

The "Patriots" CEO is a Jew. Is this common in the NFL?

CHEATING FUCKS

Tannehill just made a great motion like "what?". If anyone can gif it I'd be appreciative.

HEADSET NOT WORKING

>CHEATRIOTS

>yfw Garopolol will start the rest of the season

you got baited dumbass lmao

These are the fastest fucking downs I've ever seen.

>having to make this King Solomon-esque decision

I do not want to be in Belichick's shoes,

Also,

>tannehill

This. People don't understand. This is like Bledsoe-Brady on crack.

Pats bout to play Jimmy first 8 games a season and Brady the last 8? Dual QB system?

>raping your opponent
>still cut off their radio

man belly just does not fuck around

>Prolems with the headsets

Hasn't that happened before?

LMAO what are the odds?

Multiply Jimmy G's 1 quarter stats by 4:
52 of 64 for 736 yards and TDs

it's common in most CEO's

Are the lelphins gonna win a single game this season?

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the owner is a jew

Did he just throw the ball in his face?

Not winning in New England, must be cheating

Tanneshit WILL complete a pass in this game. I guarantee it.

>hey guys we're destroying the Dolphins 21-0, we really need to cheat right now or we might not win this

kek

I know senpai. Replacing one goat with another means I don't know who to root for now.

It's common in every industry everywhere

YEP.

it seems like Harmon has at least three interception chances a game that just fall into his hands

Shouldnt this create a hole for another person to come in every time?

>Telling a fucking leaf to go to Cred Forums

Thanks faggot.

Technically he already did.
It was a screen though

Hey, Zo is great. Guy crushes it on the radio.

>the ball hit that guy in the face on the sideline

please tell me someone screencapped that

>up 21-0
>still cheating

he already completed one fampai

Miami fans eveyone

we're already in their half for a fourth drive

Do the pats have to turn off their head sets until Miami's is fixed?

S-sauce?

Deflated headsets

Remove the patriots from the NFL

>get BTGO
>Blame headsets instead of Swiss cheese defense and shit offence
>L O L

stop samefagging. sorry your team sucks

Pats are fucking going for the kill today.

Just no fucking mercy.

It's fucking fantastic.

(You)

>Fleming in for Solder
Please tell me he's not hurt

I picked up seats on the front row of the upper bowl last year for the Barfalo game. Seats were great.

>investigate other teams being mad at the Pats
is that pic supposed to be sarcastic?

I remember that after a few games last season he had more INTs than allowed completions. Real ball hawk

Hey we are destroying the colts 40-0 but let's still deflate the balls.

haha who said that? pats 2ndary is bananaland good

>MULTIPLY tanelels 1st Q stats by 4
>0 of 8, 0 yds

>Miami having headset problems.

>no proof

I think he's not 100% and it might be just out of precaution since it's already garbage time

>Hey guys our defense is completely shook but surely our offense's headsets are the problem.

Normies.

Is Florida the most pathetic state for sports?

...

The Pats could be blindfolded and still be up.

dolphins have an above average pass rush, but wake is not as good as he used to be, and their secondary is hot garbage

patriots exposed

...

the "experts" on /r/fantasyfootball

>for sports

You can just remove that part right there.

you're thinking of ohio

>tfw Dolphins fan
>tfw want to see the pats put up 60+

>james white
>is black

TANNALEL JUST HAD TO PUT HIS GOOD HELMET ON

DONT CALL IT A COMEBACK

>one possession without a touchdown

The season is over.

Wow, who would have thought we'd ever see the Pats punt this game?

>pats
>unironically punting

we got this shit

cornuto

>lelphins paid 70 million for tannesshit
>Patriots are paying 300K for the Wop

>Headset issues occur almost every game, in every stadium
>People only talk about them at all when visiting teams use it as an excuse for getting BTFO in Foxborough.

You will never make someone as mad as the Patriots make everyone else in the NFL.

I think it was an ironic punt actually

damn i hate when that happens

Goddamn mccourty is good

Why is that allowed?

MANGOED

The best thing it that it's the league that handles communication, not the home team

someone make a new

aw man i just dropped torrey smith


>dat sack

lo;l

kill yourself fucking tripfag

OH
MY
FUCKING
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

kek stealing that

"Look, everybody plays a role in the offense. It doesn't really – it's not really that important who gets it or how it comes as long as we get it. We use different people and so one guy gets it or multiple guys get it, as long as we're producing, we're moving the ball and scoring points, we're doing the right things. That's the idea. It's not about a bunch of stats and stats this and stats that. We're not playing fantasy football here. We're trying to win."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA


TANNELOL


LMFAO


HOLY FUCK

IT HAPPENED AGAIN HAHAHAHA

LELPHINS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

SLIPPYHILL

>tanneshit

How did this guy get paid $70m?

fire both the Dolphins coaching staff and the Bill's coaching staff this week please

TOP FUCKING LEL

that's just embarassing

>New

...

why? the cheatriots won.

PLAY

TO

WIN

KEK

>the republic of miami

There is no hope for the rest of the league.

The Pats run this whole show.

new

NEW THREAD

hahahahahahahaha

FUCKING KEK
THIS TEAM IS DOGSHIT

>(-30) yard snap

HOLY SHIT LELPHINS

webm of last season's safety?

...

I'm hoping CBS will switch to the Steelers game.

gud jerb

FUCKING KEK

>the state of the lelphins right now

top jej

not now that the Cavs just upset the greatest team of all-time by record
Florida collectively has 7 pro championships (2 Dolphins, 2 Marlins, 3 Heat) and 9 pro championship losses (1 Rays, 3 Dolphins [MLB], 1 Panthers [NHL], 2 Magic, 2 Heat [NBA]).

Cut Amendola

dolphins 55 should keep his helmet on