Race starts at 1430 EST
Race broadcast on NBCSN
It's the first stupid chase race, just in case you're new to the place and didn't know. Can rookie Chase keep up the pace and earn a place in the next stage of the chase, or will this race find him in last place?
Will Tony kill again?
Will Harvick intentionally crash the entire field again?
Will Junior drunkenly shitpost throughout the race again?
Tune in at 1430 to find out.
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>Shitcago
The Xfinity race wasn't that bad....
Post dem brackets, lads
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>Rags in a box will never be the Cup Series sponsor
>They'll never present the champion with the trophy by putting it in a box
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Michael McDowell giving the pre race prayers. Followed by an operatic star spangled banner.
This is comfy pre race.
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT
Fuck prayers.
Fuck the anthem, too....
They're meaningless.
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Go to bed, Colin
14th for Danica top 25
>ywn share a Chicago deep dish pizza with qt Danica
o shit waddup
KB41 English Division reporting in
>tfw no farmers only gf
>Will Junior drunkenly shitpost throughout the race again?
>Watercooler Dale
>Animal Whisperer Dale
>Twitter Savage Dale
What a season
>Denny
never ever
Cosmo pls
JIMMIE JOHNSON WILL WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP THIS YEAR
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COWABUNGA
my money's on Joey
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I hope not, but I calls 'em like I see's 'em.
At least it's not Kryle.
I hope so. The buttblast from Intimidation Nation would be detectable from space.
FUCK the "republic".
Civil war NOW!
>blackcock fans
rolling for first car to get caught speeding
Where's the sex tape of these 2?
Kraid/Sev/Lancer pls
>chicagoland
>during the middle of the early regular season NFL games
dead on arrival
will be checkin in after my game is over
as for now, i'll go ahead and rol for winner
>no eggsauce
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>Cuckhouse
pls no bully
who here /bringinbackthesunshine/?
>tfw no giant tropicana orange to roll onto the track
>yfw all of his bad luck is out of the way and he wins 5 races and the cup
Rolling for how many laps will be left when the fake debris/bullshit late race caution comes out to create "drama"
Fuck, I knew I forgot one. My B
Based shill free Premier stream:
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I refuse to watch or listen to commercials.....
10
Who /buescher/ here?
Good man. Carry on
the whole race is a commercial
i cant wait for spotter audio brought to you by liberty mutual
Phone poster here. Sorry I can't edit something together.
Stewart, Buescher, Dillon, and McMurray out in round 1. And nothing of value was lost.
Then Logano, Edwards, Larson and Elliott do not advance. RIP young guns.
Third round of is where inconsistencies catch up with Johnson, Truex, Kurt, and Kenseth. Harvick gets through with a win.
Final four is Kyle, Keselowski, Hamlin, and Harvick.
And your 2016 NASCAR champion is... Denny's. Toyota wins!
Unf, those abs tho
Penske is the scourge of the earth but I do like the scheme on that 2.
All the yellow on the chase cars looks fucking cancerous though.
>Rick will always be in the booth
>harvick already passed buescher
>All the yellow on the chase cars
muh fan friendliness
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>nobody having Truex in their final 4
Harv passin these guys easy
Too much bad luck
See
>Carl Edwards has fans
kek
I think it's gonna be a Brad kinda year. Him and Harv the only ones who have consistently been able to race with, and beat the JGR guys. But I don't trust Harv's team not to fuck something up.
And if shit hits the fan, Brad can get like 50mpg and win a fuel mileage race.
sprint and toyota have the worst commercials in sports by far
Oh hey guys, just watching the NASCAR with my bitchin wife
Pic related
>wrecked
>shitty pit stop
>blown tire
Choose any of the above...
fuck off RICK stop shouting
Your wife's boyfriend has some killer tats
o shit waddup
KB17 American Division reporting in
I think we can all agree on this
1. Dale Earnhardt
2. David Pearson
3. Jeff Gordon
4. Richard Petty
5. Jimmie Johnson
reminder that the black 78 is the best looking sprint cup car
His fans are all the Arris and Subway executives/stockholders
@ Homestead
1. Harvick
2. Kyle Busch
3. Troox
4. Dennys
I can, actually
I think you meant
1. Jeff Gordon
2. Dale Earnhardt
3. David Pearson
4. Darrell Waltrip
5. Richard Petty
Where's this dude's neck?
There it is
>4. Darrell Waltrip
>Harv is already in the top 10
jesus christ
who /harv missile/ here?
i hope harvicks pit crew fuck up hard
>84 wins
>harvick isn't the best driver in NASCAR today
too bad hes not in a jgr car
Boogity Boogity had an amazing career
is heat evolution any good?
>Harvick to kill pit crew and be charged for murder if they fuck this race up today
Too bad he will be shite next year when Stewart-Haas switches to Ford
lmao heat evolution is a huge pile of shit
He'll just "win" at Dover then
As good as a PS2 port with updated paint schemes and less content can be
>Kyle will always hate Brad
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who /pullingforJWLinthechase/ here
Did you ever read Brad's story about him and Kyle's past? Kyle was and still is a massive douche to Brad.
always
I haven't. Go on
nice
hopefully le retiring fat man doesn't completely lose it by then and start driving backwards
It's an interesting read.
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Dumping Brian Scott was hilarious though.
>commercial caution
>commercial pitstops
nbc is pure shit
>CAWSHUN
>convenient cawshun
>plane racing at indy
that track is a shit meme. all they need is the indy 500 which isnt that great. every other race there blows
On the bright side, less Chevrolets could allow Hendrick to get better. Kasey and 88 might be able to compete again.
Never thought I would have said that about HMS.
I don't root for him on-track, but he's a good writer for sure. Seems like a good dude
>my feet hurt
>i wish i was at home playing gta
>where's porkchop
i just realized any team can just let a fucking tire across the pit road to get a bullshit caution out
What the hell did they throw this caution for? I didn't pay attention
>troox pit stall choice
>tfw no prime high school Melissa Joan Hart gf
Someone's crew dropped a tyre on a green flag stop and it rolled onto the grass
>Gimmie getting the lead out of all of this
They get penalized for an uncontrolled tire so it wouldn't be in their best interests
jimmie lucky af
couldnt a team just bribe a shit small team to let a tire go
>all hendrick cars in the top ten for once
>harvick -1
*sigh*
Shouldn't you want a pit stall toward the end of pit road so that you can pass the s/f line before you pit?
This thing could stay green and Harv may unlap himself and still win
>Hurvick goes from 38 to 8th
>gets fucked by caution during pit stop and goes a lap down
And so it has begun....
BASED JOEY LOGANO IS YOUR 2016 CHAMP
FUCK YOU ALLLLL
Don't you even joke about such a thing
>trux
>not using Hank Hill as your propane mascot
k breh
He may make the final four, but Lolgano is not ready to win the championship. Maybe he'll be the one to finish second, one point behind.
"Ya got to lose one before ya win one."
>troox
Every fucking time
He's lost one. Oh, he's lost one
>le slippery jack man
Not a lot of granstands at Chicagoland
Did they tear some down?
Or did they just not overbuild in the 1st place?
ITS HAPPENING
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Is an tire a part?
lmao fuck jgr
>all these jgr probs
muh duck
>vibration on 19
noice
Is lucky dog not called lucky dog any more?
It's not sponsored by Aaron's anymore
>that geico commercial
based casey
This is why Elliot will win the chase this year.
Hendricks is consistently great and rarely ever has problems (including crashes). One fuck up by any of these other guys and their season is over. Jimmie will have a fuck up though which will propel Elliot into the No. 1 Driver spot after he wins the Chase.
>can't turn right
Top lel
IIRC, it was only called that because DW lost his mind for a minute and said "oh he's a lucky dog, got his lap back yeehaw" or some shit. Never really an official term
>Casey Mears cannot turn right
What a disgrace to the Mears name.
mears commercial was cute
jesus christ what's up with all these ads today
>today
>Clit complaining about debris to official cuz he's about to get lapped
i cant believe they let gordon in the 88 at all
gotta put tushes in the seats
>danny
Bowman is actually kind of great. I wonder where he'll go next year. I would like to see him race for an Xfinity series championship with Jr's team.
Is it Gimmies year?
Sponsors made that call. Dale Jr. wanted Bowman in the car for every race and wasn't happy about the decision.
No. It's Toyota's year.
based Joonya
Bowman takes Clint's seat in the 15. He goes back to being a backmarker.
Rolling for pit road speeder
sauce?
That seat may not even exist next year
Joey just drove through like 5 straight pit boxes.
That's not allowed, right?
I thought the same thing
rules dont apply to penske
Chad just fixed the 48 very much to Gimmie's liking
It's over
$$Toyota$$ is your Champion
JGRTRD cheater device breaking
Junior said it on one of his podcast updates a few races after he pulled out that he wasn't really happy with Bowman not getting the opportunity to race more because of "company decisions. But it is what it is".
Sneak wasn't too happy with it either, apparently because he only thought he was doing a few like the Brickyard and Bowman would take the rest. Sounded like he put his foot down on it since he's only doing four races and he won't be doing the Chase finale at Homestead.
>scott
Take a drink lads, Brian Scott just went for a spin.
>HMS 1-2
Anyone else surprised?
>based Brian Scott saves TrooX
based joonya
>Scott
I used to hate em for it but I'm happy now. Anyone but JGR.
Anyone playing the new Heat game?
Daddy does not have enough money to make Brian Scott a good driver.
>>tfw substitute driver just as good or faster than kahne
>tfw Codemasters will never make a NASCAR game
>Mott
shut the fuck up. chodemasters doesn't make any good racing games.
>Joe Gibbs Racing and affiliates
>he hasn't played F1 2016 or DiRT Rally
>DiRT Rally
>Grid
>passive aggressive jimmie-chad radio
[x] brian scott spin
[x] lefart talking about how he worked with chad knaus
OPENING LAPS:
Harvick passes 30 cars in 20 laps
NOW:
Harvick stuck -1 and pass for shit
Where did it all go so wrong?
Why can't he drive through traffic anymore?
When they make it the 3 national series w/ Dirt to Daytona style career and team management I will.
I'm filling up my 2016 nascar bingo board.
Danica's cup career is like my masturbation addiction
1 %
%
2 0 1 6
0
1
6
hahaha, I thought of checklist user as soon as I watched Brian Scott spin.
Only checking back on the thread every now and again.
Shameful and irrelevant to everyone else?
Disappointing and painted up like a clown?
what's his endgame
Grasping at straws?
Why do they keep showing the clip of the bull charging the crowd? NASCAR's favorite news sorry is a random tweet Harvick made.
He gets more airtime if he spins/wrecks than if he just putters around in 30th all day.
are they going to show Harcucks bull tweet multiple times during every chase race?
Eye candy for Tony Stewart?
Finishing prematurely?
Nigga it should have been done 5 years ago
He's just like Chicken Boy and Muh Nards and South Point man
His parents put him out to pasture in racing because it's cheaper than letting him run the family business into the ground
Mommy and Daddy aren't stupid
did your favorite nfl team win today, /turnleft/?
kek
>tfw the Panthers are giving me a heart attack
The BULL and the cuck
I do not want to talk about it. At least the Bengals and Steelers didn't kill each other.
>Water Cooler Dale™ ad
>why is the NSCS Nationwide 88 in JRM shop
shit games
shit games
Shit tastes. What racing games do you like? Mario Kart knockoffs?
probably iRenting or one of the sandbox "sims"
>KRYLE
KRYLE BUSTED
>mum, I'm "trolling"!
>Kryle
>kryle speeding
yessss
Kyle too fast entering. Cant wait for the impending implosion.
He cant handle self caused adversity.
Kyle will cause an accident with 10 laps
>KYLEL
>Kryle
Top jej
Wtf is this OP title
You nascar guys are nuts
Based Chase
>gimmie
It'd be cool if Chase wins today. Seems like a nice kid
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Cawshun
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>another commercial cawshun
>de bris of all things
>commercial debris caution
>it's a beer can on the apron
>Caution for debris. Tony Stewart gets the free pass. NASCAR official had seen something swirling that looked like paper.
>Paper gets official debris cautions now
At least thy used to try to make it look like something metal was on the track
lmao at the fake car sounds in the commercial
the game uses the sounds from the fucking first heat game
somebodys can of coors light
That's the actual name of the race dude.
When did debris cautions become a thing? I don't really remember a specific point where debris = caution. But I definitely don't remember them as a kid in the late 90s/early 00s
2005.
>tfw someone saved my OC
There have been graphs produced and statistical analysis done regarding this (one of which was forced off the internet by NASCAR's lawyers)
The exponential increase in "debris" cautions happened circa 2003-2008 and is now a fixture in the sport
It used to be for large pieced of the cars laying on the track.
it started changing when this new crop of drivers like Kyle, Denny, and Hurrrrrrvick who complain about everything.
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And today we just accept that we are going to get 3 duh breee cautions a race.
This is cool, thank you.
>Harvick still -1
LOL
Kek
>Hurrvick bullied onto the apron by Kurt
kek
Look up the study did by NASCARnomics blog (which NASCAR forced him to rename to Racingnomics or something)
He analyzed the probability of a debris caution vs the number of laps of green flag racing
It proved 100% that the debris cautions were not a random phenomena
It was stunning
He was visited by NASCAR lawyers soon after publishing it with multiple takedown orders and it was scrubbed
You can still find the graph if you search hard enough for it
>there will never be a no commentary stream
>double file restarts
fuck this sport
mad cause you're fav driver is bad
DELET NOW
fuck off Rick Meme
hmm
rly maeks u think
>chase
>double file restarts
>debris cautions
What other fantastic memes has Brian brought to the series?
>overtime
>there is no sync with MRN and the TV feed commercial free
I would pay $100+ a year for it... And I don't dislike NBC, just hate fox
>caution clock
shit race
waiting for indycar
>overtime
>muh cawshun clock
Is the timing that far off that you can't just listen to MRN?
>#19 fans
hahaha funny commercial
under 43 laps has a fucking sponsor
this. i dont think Ive ever seen an Edwards fans. idk why tho
NASCAR is making it way too obvious they want the 78 team to win the championship by letting them cheat every fucking weekend.
>I hit the wall again
Probability of debris caution in the next 5 minutes: 67%
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b-b-but the post race inspections have real c-c-consquences n-now
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>48 SPEEDING
FUCK FUCK FUCK
>GIMMIE
he did fuck it up actually lol
>GIMMIE
>GIMMIE
lmao
>Gimmie
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
That's not the exact one I'm thinking of
same source though
He did one that was probability of a debris caution v/s # laps run under green flag conditions, normalized in some fashion
It was an interesting graph
>Gimmie
FOR FUCK SAKE GIMMIE THE LAST STOP AND YOU CHOKE
Now troox will win and his car won't past the inspection
>242/267
>not X laps to go
wowww since when did they think i could do math?!
i dont think a bullshit caution will happen because
>muh first win in the new 24
Here was the original thread on plebbits:
reddit.com
NASCAR forced him to scrub it
There's probably a mirror of the original graph somewhere on imgur or in another plebbit thread
I can't be bothered to look right now
nascar is just trying to be safer
that's all
Chase could ace his first race in the chase.
Damn....
fucking commercials
>Sneak in the pit box
Compare that graph to the one below it for 1990-2000
Brian France ruined the sport
When are they going to retire the numbers 24 and 48?
>Larson
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>inb4 meme cawshun
Give your energy to chase \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
omfg it actually happened
FUCK
kek
God damnit
FUCK EVERYTHING
fucking overmeme
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
I mean, caution
THERE IT IS
Not a meme since it was legit.
WWE
W
E
Did Geoff Jordan ever win at Chicago? I'm thinking it was one of the few races he never won.
Way to go.
Give you energy to Denny's \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
fuck
>TURTLE CAUTION
>this race
KEK WILLED IT
PRAISE KEK
>OVERTIME
Who would have ever guessed?
Jeff won at every track on the circuit besides >Kentucky
this isnt a meme caution you faggots this one is legit
this fucking guy
Is there a running over debris option on that?
Once in 2006.
Yeah this. Even no longer tracks like Rockingham and North Wilksboro.
The points system (1-40 points now vs. a proportional system that)
>car sponsored by race sponsor has tire magically explode
>not a meme
xD
Tell me that Bowman stayed out.
fuck this meme series and meme system
i hope logano wins
I miss Rockingham so much. It was a tough track. Always provided good races.
nope, took 2 tires.
lol remember when Tony got fined for saying lugnuts that aren't secured tightly are unsafe but then NASCAR made a rule about it 2 weeks later
>3 people stayed out
MEME RESTART COMING
of course some shitter would fuck up Chase's first win
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GIVE KASEY YOUR ENERGY
>Blaney leading
KEK WILLS IT
>mfw Larson 1 lap down
>greg ives
next week is a JGR track
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>Penske, Gibbs, and Hendrick all sent a car to stay out
You guys know how this ends right.
Someone makes a big bold move, fucks over another driver or two, gets the win, and tempers flare on pit road.
slow cars in front, fast cars behind, wide race track...yea someone is gonna squeeze it in and barrel it into turn 1
Nah, Truex passes everyone out of two
are you ready to be rustled?
>she can't handle the.....?
other than that shit memetabs
TRD WINS LOL
fuck this shit
JGRwinslol
fucking gay
TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOX
fuck Martin Truex
At least Bologna got a top 5.
I like Troox but that was shit.
WE
DID
IT
BOYS
GOOD
JOB
JGRWINSLOL
>remember to swerve on the track, swerve on the track
What did they mean by this
>REMEMBER SWERVE ON THE TRACK
>REMEMBER SWERVE ON THE TRACK
>REMEMBER SWERVE ON THE TRACK
FUCKING CHEAT
FUCKING JGRCHEATSHIT
>Truex weaving
Really makes you think
>drivers told not to weave down backstraight
>still weaving
Kenseth slowed everyone down on the restart.
Blaney couldn't hang on. Lost two positions on the last lap.
Just he happy it wasnt kyle bush
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Choke Smelliot will NEVER EVER WIN A RACE
wait what is weaving?
GHOSTRIDE THAT WHIP
>hopping off a smoking, rolling car
Hate him winning but that's pretty cool.
>Car Rolls Away
Edwards slowed down into 1
I hope he gets the win taken from him. I hate this Toyota cheating bullshit.
France wants people to know who won when they leave the track so no wins are taken away
fuck this cartel
explain why you hate Chase or continue to be a leaf faggot that's probably James
wait what is weaving?
like blocking?
>nu male toyota monaco commercial
like clockwork
SWERVING BACK AND FORTH AFTER THE RACE TO FIX THE CHEAT SHIT
Allegedly there are illegal adjustments that can be made to the car. These adjustments can be set back to legal conditions if the driver weaves back and forth.
I'm not really sure, but the winning Toyota always weaves after he wins.
Ah. Maybe I got the two of them mixed up.
SWERVE
>6* JGR cars next year
l
m
a
o
I wonder what the hell could you set back to normal by weaving the car back and forth
>JGRshit toyota
>muh small team
>his wife
yeah this is Brian's champ
>These adjustments can be set back to legal conditions if the driver weaves back and forth.
That's some tinfoil shit right there...
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>JGR has now won 14/27 races this season
1 hour till Indy.
All according to plan
I'm honestly really glad NASCAR made changes to penalties if you fail post race inspection.
If the 78 doesn't pass the laser he won't advance to the next round.
If they're willing to risk all that and hope to get it right w/swerve, more power to em. You will get caught before the chase is over.
Second worst trophy.
what's the worst?
Dover?
Worst of all time
you mean one of the goats
wasn't there a toothbrush trophy once?
kevin harvick is going to go angrily watch Tony the Bull fuck his wife and
They've given out toothbrushes, but not as the actual trophy
Probably for the best. He's a little too honest when he's mad.
He's so bitchy. I'm glad he kept his mouth shut for once.
Harv had pretty good reason to be mad today.
He reported the debris and NASCAR waited like 20 laps till there was a new lucky dog before they threw the caution for what harv reported.
The boy who cried debris
didn't someone predict last week that NASCAR was going to fuck over Harvick to make chase drama?
Guess who failed post race inspection
Ryan Newman was pushing into him post race. Wouldn't let Denny weave as much as he needed to.
Not Denny. Truex. Dunno why I said Denny.
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Of course nothing will happen.
Such horseshit, they should take away his automatic entry into the 2nd round.
Hasn't he failed once or twice this year already?
Seriously guys, I fucking hate JGR. They've literally made a good guy, Martin Truex, into a cheating fucking faggot.
Root for Penske and HMS brehs.
They've been busted cheating a lot this year. Pearn is dirty af. Heck, didn't they get caught cheating for the duels in Daytona? I remember it was like the first few days down there when Truex got busted.
So Toyota swept the weekend, and two of the wins failed inspection
So basically every team should cheat enough to win but not for the win to be taken away? The fuck kinda sense does that even make?
You need a win to punch your ticket to the next round, that matters more than losing some points for failing post race inspection.
so they should be faring those fenders, as long as they can pass pre-race inspection, they are good as long as long as they win
>Root for HMS
Lmao they are cheating too, Johnson failed inspection. His points penalty is actually going to matter too since he didn't win
Jimmie and Chad always cheat and I've come to grips with this, and I'd still rather it be them than JGR, an entire organization cheating the top 3 NASCAR series.
In terms of who I want to win, not who I think will win.
1. Chase
2. Larson
3. Brad
4. Kurt
5. McMurray
6. Jimmie
7. Harvick
8. Dillon
9. Logano
10. Smoke
11. Buescher
.
9001. Carl
9002. Kenseth
9003. Danny
99999999. Truex
99999999999999999. Kyle
