CHIEFS VS. TEXANS #2

>even the bills laugh at the chefs

>whylive.png

who /currentchamps/ here?

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This texans D, mmmm

Here (You) go

Who /long for the blissful peace of death/ here?

no

Reddit

Here you go my friend

Watching all these incomplete dragons is funny

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The broncos will rise brother

Hill trying to go full Dante Hall on that one

>braxton miller

sounds like an ovo rapper

God damnit Tyreek, run forward.

>look at hill
>running around losing yards

top kek

>Bills
>Another team that hasn't beaten the Chiefs in like 5 years

They only laugh because they are equally as miserable.

>Hill in charge of running forward

>Tyreek, Tyreek. It rhymes with meek.

fuck this offense. Toxins are asking to lose this game.

Reminder that he was dismissed from his college team for running his fist forward into his gf

**BREAKING
Arian Foster out of game with groin injury!

How much more does Charles need to heal between this week and next week. just suit him up already

Based af

>2 million visitors
>required HISD visits the zoo twice a year

it really doesn't get too many visitors outside of that

Ware is a beast we don't need Charles

Cross fit claims another victim

MACLIN

YOU BUTTERFINGERED FUCK

>implying

Best zoo in the south, user. Houston doesn't shortchange its museums.

Fewest drops of any wr the past 2 years

it also helps that there is literally nothing else to do

Well he's trying his hardest to make up for lost time today.

Colquitt is the MVP of the Chiefs every year. Damn good punt

he hurt it kneeling

>instagram.com/mrs75/

how many loads would you let her seduce out of your nuts in a day boys?

>3 ACL injuries total
>Needs to be suited up and be put back into the meat grinder

He needs to put In his retirement papers

Who else /comfy/ here? Texans bro reporting from my man cave

>didn't realize the national anthem was starting
>quickly tries to kneel to make sure he isn't standing during any part of it
>pulls groin from making such a quick move

poor guy

God wins again!

>not just rebooting king of queens

MARCUS PETERS IS THE GOAT

Black Power bum with another int

>3 turnovers
>only up 10

I can't get comfy yet. It could easily go tits up.

is JJ Watt a pedophile? He doesn't have a girlfriend (or boyfriend) and gets friendly with a bunch of elementary aged boys, even giving them his number

ITS HAPPENING

FUMBLE INCOMING

WEW

HERE COME THE RAPE MODE CHIEFS

Good play by Peters or shitty pass by Osweiler?

More like playerphile

I thought Kansas was a fictional place in the wizard of oz

get your mind out of the gutter

both

Your typical Texas edumacation everybody

Nice trips tho

Does rape include not getting first downs?

>not kicking that before the end of the qtr

YOU JUST WASTED 30 SECONDS THAT WE MIGHT NEED ANDY. WE ARE LOSING THIS GAME

absolutely zero

>there is an entire quarter left of this shitshow

thanks senpai

Don't need them when the opponent's qb is throwing the ball to the wrong team. Texans fans know all about pick 6s

THANK YOU BASED HUEHUE MAN

>Andy Reid in charge of clock management.

NA NA NA NA NA

>tfw chefs fan

Alright boys good kick lets get 6 on the next one

who /lengua/ here

>this is the quietest football stadium I've ever been in

>"this is the quietest football stadium ive ever been in"
texans *****fans*****

They're still wondering why all the players on the field are allowed to use their hands

>offense has the ball

it's like you guys don't know anything about etiquette

this just means that chiefs fans don't travel as well as they claim

texan fans know how to be comfy

>Will Fuller V
How many of the Will Fuller's actually knew their dad?

that looks fucking disgusting to me

love tongue tacos

Is that a donkey's foot or something?

good play

I want to fugg the milf in the febreeze commercial

Real barn burner

Does that thing have teeth?

Thats how it must be living in kansas shitty

Beef tounge

Why are you eating my dick?

>go to Texas
>get shot

I don't blame them. This game has been been boring on both offenses, except for the occasional circus catch by Fuller or Hopkins

Reminder that Tyreek Hill is a woman beater but we don't care because he returns kicks better than anybody else

Price of freedom my man

Yeah thats true, so dont come here !!

>von miller has a chicken farm
>facebook trending racist nfl commercial incoming

The Freak is fast as fuck. Shoulda been tacked at the 15

Ah, I've had it before. Prefer it fried though, same with tripe.

>giving a shit about niggers controlling their feral sheboon women

good on him, desu senpai if more did that nigresses wouldn't be a menace to society.

Boots?

>go to Texas
>get called a nigger

Lmao Chefniggers are a fucking fluke team. They'll finish last in the division

>Ware was an absolute beast in the run and pass game last week
>minimal touches this week
I don't understand the gameplan

>anyone but the chorgers being last

cmon fampai

DRAGON
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CATCH THE FUCKING BALL

HOLY SHIT MACLIN FINALLY CAUGHT IT

APPARENTLY WE SHOULD JUST FUCKING HUCK IT TO THE RUNNING BACKS ALL DAY

BECAUSE WE SURE AS HELL DON'T HAVE ANY RECEIVERS

A little bit of punishment for the fumble a little bit of the offense playing like it is 2012.

How does one fluke their way into the playoffs 2 out of 3 years?

I feel good about this drive

Texans have run out of gas

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE

>3 points

>yet another case of good momentum being killed

Lol

>have god tier running game
>throw ball 3 times and kick a fg

You ever heard of TEXAS OIL BOY? We never run out of gas

Another OT win incoming

On the bright side, that guy who has Santos on his fantasy team is swimming in points.

Dubs and Chiefs get a pick 6

Chefniggers got embarrassed in those playoffs appearances

as boring as the game has been i won't be surprised if this one ends up a tie

I didn't know it was time already to tank a season and rebuild. Enjoy the unemployment line Andy and Alex.

Don't give a fuck about fantasy desu

>go to Texas
>everyone is morbidly obese

>IT WAS A FLUKE
>IT WAS EMBARASSING
What about your team losing with a big fat zero on the score board?
>MUH 30-0, IT WAS A FLUKE

Pathetic.

>These Lincoln Matthew McConaughey commercials

Why hasn't Lincoln fired their advertising dept. Yet?

>Last week was an aberration that made chef fans forget that leads bigger than 1 are insurmountable.

MARCO

Santos should be everyones fantasy kicker. Dude literally kicks at least 2-3 FGs every game.

So glad I drafted Will Fuller on my fantasy team. Dude has been a stud since his first day at Notre Dame.

He's from Texas, and people from Texas love him

its the BBQ

Bruh, Hoyer had five turnovers in that game. No offense can overcome that shit performance.

Those commercials don't fucking make sense. It makes you NOT want to buy a Lincoln.

>go to kansas
>wait, why would you go to kansas?

Healthy Romo can.

I thought Chiefs D used to be pretty good. What the fuck happened?

That missed tackle just cost the Chiefs the game

I love me some Grimes.

>There was 4 mins on the clock.

It's over

D E S T R O Y E D
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>this time the 2nd half is just as shitty as the first
>Chefs

What does that have to do with the Chiefs winning out that regular season? Or the fact they have had at least 10 wins a season since Alex Smith arrived?

Where's the fluke in consistency?

>Chefs lose
>Donks hopefully lose
>No one gives a shit about the Chorgers
>Mfw the Raiders go 2-0 and lead the Division after today

OH SHIT THERE IS STILL HOPE

>Xavier in charge of pass protection

injuries, age, and free agency. but they were never good, they just got sacks. All you need to do to beat the chiefs is run the ball and throw quick passes.

ITS HAPPENING

JUST ONE FUCKING STOP IS ALL WE NEEDED GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

>it's a Chefs literally cannot stop fucking up episode

what are you talking about, they can't score 10 more points

O SHIIIIII

Jesus fucking Christ Novak

After the penalty you autist

Welp, head on back to your flyover state Chefs

I called off work for this shit.

2 possession game. That's probably it for the Chiefs.

>all that chefs shitposting
Where you at now faggot chefs?

ILLEGAL BLOCK TO THE BACK KEK

IS IT HAPPENING

JUST

wtf execute the ST

it doesn't count HAHAHHAHAHHAHAH

remember when smith managed this game to death

NFL sucks, fuck the refs they should all be shot.

Texans kicker makes me want to play New Vegas.

I'm not the guy you've been talking to I don't know what you're going on about. Enjoy watching your irrelevant team lose to an even more irrelevant team

REFBALL

NICE BLOCK IN THE BACK AHAHAHHAHAHH

U wot

>holding

Oh thank god. I go to the bathroom for two fucking seconds, man.

>it's a kicking is our only offense episode
I hate this

>don't give a number on the penalty because there wasn't one

>Holding

That's bullshit. I hope that the refs get anus cancer.

>toxins
>refs

>being this salty

HOW DOES HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>being this fucking salty
City of kekfs

>holding
>show replay
>no holding

it was an obvious hold on a guy that could have stopped it.

HEY GUYS WE SAW A HOLDING

>who did it?

DONT WORRY ABOUT IT IT HAPPENED TRUST US

Looking for the next not Cred Forums approved team to shitpost about. And for the actual fans, doing the same thing every fanbase who can't counter with count the rings does. Shutting up.

Because the guy that scored beats women or some shit

T H I S F R E A K I N G G A M E ! ! !

I loveheading down 1-25 at looking at Unnamed Stadium at Mile High

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Reminder that Tyreek Hill beat his pregnant gf and that is why he doesn't deserve the td

Who held? Why wouldn't the refs say?

Ignoring blatant truth. Hallmark of Texas educational standards.

Who /comfy/ here now that the chefs have been put back in their place?

Chiefs fans on suicide watch

:3

Because reasons. Refs been fucking numbers up all day. but there was a hold as the one guy who got closest to Hill drew it

based fucker can't die

KICK THE FG NOW

not exactly a good game for us either.

>kekreem kekson accruing more penalties

He's going to lose the freaking game for the Toxins isn't he?

Suck a dick dorothy

Kansas City is in Missouri dumb cunt

why does this retarded sportscaster keep adding an "A" to the beginning of Bouye's last name?

Are Chefniggers the most delusional fans?

See

AS a Chiefs fan, I am happy I no longer have to have hope in the season, it will make the rest of the season more palatable.

Smith has been inaccurate all day

>Chiefs can only March down the field with no turnovers during prevent defense

Not surprising in the least. I don't look forward to next week.

KICK THE FUCKING FG NOW

>Not knowing the meme.of pretending that it is Kansas

Chefs fans, before you start revving up those shitposts about getting refballed, remember that the refs fucked Hopkins out of a touchdown and Hal out of a fumble and recovery.

>THE STATE OF THE CHIEFS O-LINE

S H O O K
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>Missouri
More like falsestartssouri

Jesus fuck gas all refs

>the province of kansass shitty, misery calling out anyone else on education

When Browns fans exist. No.

Better pray for that onside kick Chiefs

ANDY YOU SHOULD HAVE KICKED THE FG WHEN YOU WERE AT THE 25 WITH 1:32 LEFT

GOD DAMMIT HOW CAN HE BE SO RETARDED

You think i care where Kansas city is?

>Kansas Shitty rednecks are so stupid they built their city in the wrong state

Hopkins didn't have control until he was in the chalk and not getting the fumble actually helped them as they got better position after the Chiefs punted.

>queefs

Welp. I'd say good game Texan fans but this was terrible to watch.

Hopefully next week you get to see something that isn't a travesty

>Kicked it right to Nuk
LMFAO
GG SHITTERS.

I'm a fan of the kick the ball as hard as you can at the hands team front line and hope it bounces back to your team strategy

Kek

>city of shitpost
BTFO FAGGOTS

Reminder that the Chiefs lost by 7 after a phantom holding call took away 7

Makes the chargers loss look even worse lel

Reminder that the chefs got btfo by 7 because refball took Hopkins td away

>phantom

>two shit teams
>dead thread
>a literal shit show of a game

im havin a laff

Literally could not be found by replay review

Hopkins never had a TD you hooker.

And Hopkins got screwed out of a TD. Fuck off salty chefs shitter.

ELITE
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>Worst game played in the first half than San Diego
>Win by a touchdown

I feel sorry about your loss Thursday to a 3RD string qb.

And chefs never had a chance you whore

I shit inside your mother's cunt and nine months later she gave birth to you.

except the announcers fucking pointed it out you dumb fuck.

That also wasn't holding you blind autist.

>smith is elite
>1 yard passing in 3rd quarter

pick one

>grabs his jersey as he's falling
>not holding

Lmfao ok faggot.

it was a block in the back

>chefs try to dish out bantz
>get btfo when dish is sent back for being too salty
Tip top keks, friend-o.

This will be the high point of the Texans season

That's beating the Brady-less, Garropolo-less Pats next week m8

doubtful. the rest of their schedule besides the pats game is pretty cupcake and their defense is actually pretty good.

This desu senpai

I kind of want to sell my tickets to next weeks game. I hate giving these faggots my money.

Chiefs will win next week

I can't wait. I don't care if the Texans are only playing against a third string QB. I'll take what I can get.

against the jets? Not likely.

This was a low point honestly, i thought we'd rape the Chefs harder

All according to plan.

Trust me. Smeth will game manage better than Fitzpatrick

We helped you out now you need to help us out and beat the clots.

Who needs to game manage when you can actually score.

pls kill luck

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transitive property is the worst way to decide who is better as by the end of the season you can use it to say the worst team in the league is better than the Champs because they beat a random team that beat them. but needless to say of the Chiefs Chargers texans, KC is the worst.

check the news tomorrow, there will be lost of domestic violence cases in fuckface city