OFFICIAL REDZONE THREAD #2

>You will never be a ridiculously good looking millionaire QB

>25 penalties in the lions/titans game
>3rd quarter still

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Why does Stafford keep running with it lel

He's gonna get himself fucking killed out there.

in Australia, you will be fired for not betting at the track

Browns lead is crumbling

in the stadium
the football stadium
the lion sleeps tonight

Bill has the right idea picking his backup QBs based on physical attractiveness. Cassel wasn't too bad looking of a guy himself.

damn dalton sucks

Pittsburgh's secondary is playing pretty well today

>KUUUUUUUUUUUUHN playing for the Aints now
I forgot about that

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Man it seems like there have been a ton of fumbles today

dallas lol

Dallas got away with one.

>Mccown playing with a separated shoulder

dat heart

Carolina got away with a big one.

> penalty for celebration

No Fun League

>No Fun League

grown man catch

Excessive Celebration

>No Fun League

>wanting to watch idiots dance

t. Jewdell

Jewdell pls go.

> Browns remember they're the Browns

Browns just got cucked.

>Spend hours watching grown men run around with a ball and give each other hugs
>Omg a dance is unbearable

DAT BLOUNT HURDLE

>the shanty town of Cleveland, Ohio

is it just me do you guys absolutely love Blount.

best RB we've ever had tbqh

Byron Maxwell has been getting memed on all day.

Blount is our hero ever since he punched that Boise State player in the face.

Talk shit, get hit.

>NFC East """""""""quarterbacks"""""""""

He shouldn't have left Seattle desu.

He got paid, but he will forever be known as a shit player.

haha i forgot all about that back when he was at Oregon lol

dude is awesome ever since he said fuck you to the steelers walked our on them and then came back here and helped us get a ring hes been my favorite

>people thought Cousins was elite

>Kirk "I fuck my" Cousins

>Cuck Cousins

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>"""""Captain"""""" Kirk

>antonio brown
>good

RAPISTVICK

BIG DICK BEN

Bengals are absolute fucking trash. God dammit.

holy shit nice defense bungals

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Rape isn't funny, you guys should stop joking about it.

>The browns havent put up a single point in 40 game minutes

wtf

Dez Bryant is still in the NFL?

I can't tell if Washington rushers can't tackle properly or Dak has some ridiculous lower body strength

Dez is washed up

So many fumbles today. Is Tom Brady coating all the balls in grease for revenge?

So many fumbles
WHY
Who lubed up all the balls?

>Cam tries to meme
>fumbles it

Dak is a beast. He had a lot of training at Miss St.

The Patriots D/ST was making me happy at halftime. Too bad they've shitting the bed since then.

god bless red zone. prime time games always remind me how little flow there is

well, nobody knows where brady is right now

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>those professional water squirters
lel

Kek

Blaine Gabbert is a one man army

> all of these one possession games

Who here no games until primetime tonight or tomorrow?

eagles tomorrow senpai

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>directv

Who the fuck was he faking to?

Brehs its getting intense

>Tfw it's about to get good

> 29 penalties in the Tits/Loins game

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>early games are close
>late games are starting

>let best player you've had since that time when the world was in black and white and I hear you were a dynasty walk and go to division rival
>he scores game winning TD on you
good ol redskins

He was faking to God

>beckham
>cousins

reeeeeeee stop ruining this for me reeeeeee

>fucking up 4th and 1
HAHAHAHAHA
gg, Redskins

OBJ meme is over

Cousins' vision is horrible

did they just say shekel pass?

>le impressive catch man

Give him a break, he didnt have enough stickum on his gloves

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Nice catch OBJ

Kek.

>LOINS

>Victor Cruz is back to take his WR1 job back from OBJ

no, it's shuffle pass because the QB is shuffling his feet

The shekel pass is how you get penalties called (or ignored), so no.

>odeel butterfinger beckham junior

>Saints secondary

You think one year they'd get it together

Never change, loins.

>giants booing their own player

wat

Wow
Loins could still comeback tho

>all these close ass games

REDZONE TIME

>dolphins about to win

Andre Johnson got some tread left on the tires.

Cruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuz

>Lions

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Pats kek

I LOVE REDZONE

Did Kevin White get traded to the Dolphins?
That receiver literally just stared at the ball instead of jumping or doing anything

Don't get your hopes up.

t. Phin fan

Thanks, BWW for making these plays exciting

BREHS

GET YOUR BODIES READY

oh, don't worry. the jinx is real it was all a ruse ;^)

> gints win because of their le tricky catch meme WRs

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W E W

Dolphins, you aren't Aaron Rodgers

You don't automatically make game-tying/winning touchdowns with seconds to go.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>DETOILET

I hope >we don't get 50+ on our ass again.

>Miami
>Tannehill

Rip

>all these game ending interceptions

WHY CANT I HOLD ALL THESE INTS

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>skins on the bottom of the NFCE
never try to predict this division

Can somebody explain to me why taunting draws a penalty? Are NFL players secretly tumblr users who need trigger warnings for everything?

>one possession game in SF

how

ALL THESE INTS

>Lions
>Browns
>Skins
>Fins
>Saints

ANOTHER game-ending interception. That's three for today, right?

>The final couple of minutes

>implying the players write the rulebooks

NFL owners want to market the game with sportmanlike conduct. More family-friendly and shit like that.

god i love sundays

Back from the Giants game
Let's go redzone

Every single game has gone into a one-possession showdown in the 4th quarter

>Panthers D giving up all these points to the >49ers

So were LA Rams fans just fans of the St. Louis fans the last two decades?

The Skins are going to win the East every other year for the rest of eternity. They thrive when people don't think they're going to do well.

St. Louis Rams*

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BLACKED

no they probably ditched the chargers or raiders

Jesus christ, the Rams arent fucking around.

>It's a Rams dominate the Seacucks and lose to everyone else episode

>that hit
goddamn

when will seacocks improve their oline?

heem

Jags game coming up, fucking please win.

why do they go fucking ape every time they play the xhecocks?

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>They've been talking about this kid since he was a teenager

what did he mean by this?

>Jameisnt Winston

>niners

Knew I should have started tavon Austin over Rawls

>Antonio Cromartie dead
>Again

lmao.

>Simms
Oh god even the 5 second clips we hear are enough

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Danny "manlet" Woodhead carving up that Jags D-line

how tall is woodhead?

How do you pronounce Jaguars?

Jag-wires

or

Jag-U-Rs

5'8.

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I want this manletophobia to stop.

fail-yers

He's the new Darren Sproles except white.

>thowback unis
>label them as LA
Pretty cool man. They should do this for more games.

jags

>t. manlet

>Scott Hanson loves all of us equally

Is he a homo?

>46 points

Truly a great man.

>Letting the panthers score 50 on you

NOOOOOO CHARGERS

NOT WOODHEAD TOO

>Chargers

its fucking over

>Two weeks
>Two carts

RIP San Diego.

>I started woodhead

>choose Seattle in my elimination pick 'em

mistakes were made

he looks like one and he's super christian so that raises an eyebrow

These late afternoon games are so aesthetic

Especially the Rams one, holy shit the blue and yellow looks beautiful in the Coliseum sunshine

likewise friend. They will prevail, i took the chiefs in week 1 and by the grace of god they pulled it out

>elimination pick 'em

Is that what they call Suicide Pools these days?

fuckin political correctness

>picking a road team

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Has there ever been a team that didn't win a single game in a season?

are you new?

lions

>250 million dollar worth of men colliding

I love football.

[sacks]

>Goff
>That score

pretty much yeah

Who are the ugliest starting QBs in the league? Rivers? Eli?

Winston.

Jameis is goofy looking

Wentz is kinda ugly but maybe he'll age well

TRIPLE BOX

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footballkino

Where is Allen Robinson?

HELLO?

Us 90s kids remember those days. Us 90s kids are so glad theyre back :')

the league has film on him

its over

>BORTLELS

hoping for janikowski loot dragon

Not a good day for him.

Same

damn, bad snap

rip.

Tons of bad snaps lately.

>Allowing a team to convert on 3rd and 20
>Leaving the QB wide open to run 20+ yards

> Decided to start Bortles over Big Ben today

Fuck my life.

>dead thread
don't let scott hanson down like this

why are the broncos so coddled by the refs now? it used to be the steelers

I'll try and save it with some cheerleaders

Only time I watch redzone really is for the 4:00 games, I enjoy getting comfy with Hanson

Usually too busy watching my team or the division rivals at 1

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you have my attention

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>these count as females in Wisconsin

not even one over 6/10

embarrassing

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dammit redzone, i thought i was safe from these two

But...Aaron says I'm pretty!

does anyone have a stream thats not a million light years behind?

what caused that epic chimpout in jacksonville?

they arent that bad. there is really only 1 bad one

>Αndrew Cuck

Who ded?

>cutting away from the replay of the injury to show a game with nothing happening
come on redzone, you're better than that

RIVERBOAT DEL RIO

>Seattle can no longer get away with its chimpouts
What a time to be alive

Pete getting ejected when?

DA RAIDERAZ

Why is the Raiders Defense still garbage?

they still have spooky injury music

GET FUCKED XEHAWKS

>LA Rams
>In blue and yellow
>In the Coliseum
>final score 9-3 (no Goodell Ball here)
>""""""12th man"""""" (established 2013) can get fucked

made this old man happy to see that

exactly how old are you?

just turned 38 last sunday

Carrbage time touchdowns

twitter.com/MichaelJordyn2/status/777644873163821056

best highlight from the Rams- Seahawks game

>KEK
>U
>C
>K

lol holy shit

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HALP HALP!

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what the hell? I mean yeah, I'd wanna get my kid out of there, but it's not like anything happened to him. Why did he flip out like that?

welp, it's over. cya next week based hanson

i think the kid was in a wheelchair

nah, kid was in a regular seat

he's those type of white people that freaks out and calls the cops when a thuggish-looking minority tries to return his wallet after finding it on the ground.

GODDAMMIT ALEXANDER DID NOT CONQUER THE ENTIRE KNOWN WORLD FOR YOU TO BE A FUCKING PUSSY IN THE YEAR 2016

>not having away sections (this also kills the atmosphere)
>not having an army of stewards
>not being able to handle your drink

America pls

>>not having away sections (this also kills the atmosphere)

The idea of parts of a home stadium being given up to the enemy is fucking repugnant to Americans.

Especially if it's a stadium that always sells out. I can only use the team I attend as an example but the atmosphere is tense and electric at Eagles games (hence all the booing and fighting and object throwing we're infamous for)

It's much better the way we have it now where a Cowboys fan who wants to watch a game in Philly better get ready for a fight, instead of having their own safe space.

>video is completely black
summary?