Pogba BTFO

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>200.0000.0000003 congo dollars for a dabing dabber

>the Nazi gold reserves of Switzerland for the FASless Troy Deeney

>more than half the GDP of Kiribati for the dabbing Tom Cleverley

>89million pound sterling for a chimney sweeping Owen Hargreaves

>Pogba costed 6 Neymars

>you can run the country of Angola for about a week for a dabbing black James Milner

>Piet Hein's loot for the 000000 colour code lee cattermole

'r you memeing me don't make me check

>pay 9 spaceships to dab
>get dabbed

>mouyes

Milner gets assists

>you can buy Serbia 12 times for black small forward who actually play footy

>15 million döner for a slim Gerald Asamoah

>452.5 million PLN for a dabber

Owen Hargreaves was actually good though.

He's more like the dabbing black Lee hendrie

>4 Van Gogh's "Vases with Fifteen Sunflowers" for rgb(0,0,0) Claudio Yacob

>2,218,259,988,000 Burundian Francs for Steed Malbranque with a twitter account

>23 trillion pesos for a shit Troy Deeney

>1,911,040,314 Angolan Kwanza for le yabba dabba doo Tom Huddlestone

Pogba in terms of other midfield transfer fees:

>2.5 Mesut Ozils
>3 Miralem Pjanics
>5 Toni Krooses
>10 Christian Eriksens
>21 Eric Diers

>61 Bryan Robsons
>34 Carlton Palmers
>12 Roy Keanes

15 Capoues
6 Wijnaldums
9 Cabayes
50 Michail Anotonios
11 Gylfis
3 Modric

>15 million döner
wait, what?

I hope he permanently injures his elbow so he can never dab again

kebab

>all the potatoes ever grown in Ireland for the blacker Djemba-Djemba

>28 pic related's

Archive this

>999 diplomatic points for a black balotelli

Döner is 3 fiddy tho tops lad

>h40
how many kantes

infinity joel matip's

EXPLAN THIS
I didn't watch the match
Also
>budget of million loos for poo

5 Dembeles

>how many Kantes

3

Watford won the game, 3-1, players celebrated by dabbing

You forgot you're meme arrows

>700m New Israeli Shekels for the goy Tamir Cohen

they must be uneatable at this price

What's this dabbing meme I keep hearing about? I'm a Cred Forums cross poster and I'm only here on match days

Troy Deeney scored 2 past United and then he parodied the trademark celebration of Paul "100 million for the dabbing Delph with hair" Pogba, the most expensive player in the entire world, who has done exactly jack shit.

Exactly 23,333333333333333333

if you're not in a posh area, most 3€ Döners are perfectly edible. I wouldn't go any lower than that though.

Thanks senpai

buying feetless seedorf instead of 2x of pic related

Well, it was about that time that I notice that kebab vendor was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era.
I said, "Dammit monster! Get off my lawn! I ain't giving you no tree-fitty!"
It said, "how about just two-fitty?"
I said, "Oh, now it's only two-fitty!! What?! Is there a sale on Loch Ness munchies or something?!"

>200 billions of old Italian Lire for Taribo West's dabbing nephew

>the Juventus Stadium is unironically worth as much as a dabbing Raheem Sterling

>Pogba Costed 1 and 1/3 Luis Suarezs
JUST

I enjoyed this one in particular

>4620000 trillion facebook likes for the red wine swilling Nuri Sahin

Quality post polakbro

>the ultimate lurk more post
a shit meme nigger celebration that Pogba does

>4 stradivarius violins for the slip and shooty from distance mile jedinak

>four Great British Bake Off tents for a pigmented Lee Hendrie

what is nuri sahin doing atm? he is not playing again

The daily cost of running the NHS for the entire UK for a poor mans Leroy Fer

>le yabba dabba doo Tom Huddlestone

>the cost of the Etihad Stadium for a BLACK James McFadden

>Wogba

>Twelve General Dynamics F-16 Fighting Falcon multirole fighter aircraft for a slightly more smug Michael Essien

Do you happen to have the image of the fat guy in the Newcastle kit and his scared dog?
You know, the one with WONGA on it?

>2000 Seamus Colemans for the chocolate Mark Noble

>lots of money (too much money, if you ask me) for the charcoal luke chadwick

>THE PRICE OF 5 (FIVE) YAYA TOURE'S FOR A DABBING JACK RODWELL

Dortmund signed Rode in the Summer.
Sahin is currently 4th choice and doesn't make the bench.
They have a lot of games in the next two weeks, maybe he will get to play.
It's a shame, he looked good after he came back from injury early last year and I expected him to get more games with Gündogan gone.

>16,000 Elizabethan era dressing tables for a FarmVille playing Danny Murphy

man dortmund is really good but their squad is really stacked too, shit is very competitive for players but good for club i guess

>Pogba costed 1 and 2/5 Cristiano Ronaldo's

>533818443 gyppo charms for the melanistic Zoltan Gera

>1 2/5 Cristiano
>1 1/3 Suarez

Pogba has big shoes to fill

Ronaldo would've gone for £200m in todays market

I'm talking about his Transfer from Manchester United to Real Madrid, now he is worth like 50 Super Billion but at the time he cost 80m.

>Pogba Costed 5 Million more than Gareth Bale.

I meant if Ronaldo went from United to Real today, at 26 or whatever, he'd be £200m at least.

Probably more. Neymar's release clause is 250 million, a Prime Ronaldo would be pretty much impossible for anyone but Real Madrid or Man United to buy without going bankrupt.

>Half Papua New Guinea GDP for bald Matias Almeyda

>178000 subway footlongs for a dancing Youssef Mulumbu

wat

Arsenal could buy him, if we're talking strictly finances.

Would still be in alright shape considering profit margin.

>Almost ten times the entire Feyenoord squad for a dabbing Bertrand Traore who didn't do jack shit against Feyenoord

>The Moscow Gold for a less black Lasgna Diarra

the good thing is that Tuchel rotates a lot, so he might play

yfw janny reads this thread

>Four Arjen Robbens for a French Luciano Narsingh

how do you know?

Has anyone come up with a bargain XI worth less than Pogba?

Rakitic would be in there.

>A team of Gary Breens for a photo negative of Nicky Butt

>337,665,428,550.14 Ugandan Shillings for the meme Michael Bradley

>Taking the piss out of Pogba

All nigs dab.

Schmeichel
Simpson Morgan Huth Fuchs
Mahrez Mendy Drinkwater Albrighton
Vardy Okazaki

>the price of 15 Effeil Tower for a macarening Makélélé

>no refunds

Using 90% Leicester players is a bit lazy.

best in threadski

Is Pogba the biggest flop in football history?

It's Mourinho's fault.

Play a real DM (Carrick or the the German) and Pogba. Sit Fellaini.

he has obvious talent but he could definitely become the biggest flop ever by the way things are going. I'm sure he's already scolding raiola for selling him like a cotton picker slave to the highest bidder and possibly ruining his own brand and career

that wouldn't solve poogba's problem, he needs to play much higher and without any defensive/organizing responsabilities, and even then he's not the most regular player

>manure decide to attack you're cunt
>all shots missed

Fucking Hue comparing Poogba with Makelele... Just kys.

>7-1

>100 hundred million pounds for a black dabbing soccer version of tim tebow
>watching him turn your team into even more shit

priceless

100 billion bolívares for a blacker poor man's tim cahill

>458 kidneys on the US black market for a wannabe Gullit

>€105 million for Paul Pogba

>2 gulfstream G650s for dabbing kleberson

>5 gorillion shekels buys you Pogba

>infinite number of khediras for slightly more agile balotelli

>4,500 years of my salary for the black me

>They actually bought blackface robbie savage

>102 faberge eggs for the structurally intact abou diaby

>a gorillion dollars for a gorrilla

Robbie Savage could play a bit

>over 40 Julian Weigls for the non alopecia, pigment enhanced Jonjo Shelvey

>2 million shirt sales for the black shirt selling man

>not dabou diaby
poor effort lad

why doesn't mourinho and deschamps before him realize that Pogba can't be played as a DM? Is the regular Cred Forums poster smarter than them? what the fuck

3495503497503.5 [three trillion, four hundred and ninety five billion, five hundred and three million, four hundred and ninety seven thousand, five hundred and three vietnamese dong fiddy for the coco cattermole

>costed

I always feel like pointing this mistake out but it seems a bit harsh coming from an English man.

The other one is saying someone is on a team e.g. Pogba is the worst player on Man United. It should be at.

Americans cant speak English

>3892,970,000 ฿ for a Balotelli look-alike.

Worst business decision ever.

4000 Volkswagen Golfs for a non-albino Lex Immers

most likely. he was never going to justify a 9 figure transfer fee anyway.

though factoring in various things there are probably some that were way worse, like shevchenko, torres etc

>ten billion five hundred million haribo gummy bears for a dabbing denilson

only players still playing for the same club and no frees or academy players

91m

jeje

Around £89 Million less

Thats not an american that said that though, it was a spic.

That really cost £89?

That squad alone is vastly superior to united.

>looks like dabbing is back on the menu boys
>gets to be an insta starter
>mu fluke first game against mighty hull
>3 straight losses

pottery

Very niche.

89 Million obvs *

They were all available on a free, don't think Kokorin left

Pogba is apparently worth ~50 Weigls.

and...

>3 Alexis Sanchezs

It really makes you think

>B-b-but Man United's "intimidation factor" is back because of Flopba and Ibramemeovic
>Pogba's form will come, la'

>Buying the white Biglia for the price of 2000 Séamus Coleman's

Is he set to be the biggest flop in soccer history?

>Torres
>Carroll
>Shevchenko
>Di Maria

Man United is the best example that the mercenary model doesn't always work. Meanwhile Rashford is doing more for the team than overpriced and overpaid hacks like Pogba, Rooney, Depay etc.

>get a player for free from United
>sell said player back to the team for 100m€

How stupid can United be?

How jewish can Jewentus be?

This thread lmao. Never change spuh.

>spend most of that money on higuain

kek

1483 Seamus Colemans, who has more goals than him this season btw

who scored 3 goals in about 170 minutes so far

>mouyes is destroying Opti Poba
truly a genius

underrated post

> """"""6"""""" Neymars

Goat thread

>Pogba being shit

It's like he never left.

>this thread

manure fans literally on suicide watch

>3 Douglas Costa

can you guess where Mexico is?

And Goals.

> 10 trillions of bananas for the actually existing Opti Pobà

Worst part about it is that it's a poorly executed dab. There's no extension of the off arm, the angle of the elbow is all wrong and he barely buries his face in his elbow. He just flops his arm in front of his face. Even the honkey executed it better desu.

>Eleven hundred bajingibongillion somali shillings, and exactly TWO THOUSAND samples of the following melanin-enriched individual, originator of the obnoxious black gentleman behaviour in irrelevant european leagues, playing in red

the hate for Pogba is because he's black. it's simple racism from the disgusting "lad" culture in football.

>Torres
>a flop
you w0t

>15 thousand bitcoins for the reanimated marc-vivien foe

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One JSF = one Pogba

The amount of Chicago's gibsmedat welfare budgey for kangz version of Joe Allen

It's made worse when he does proper niggerish stuff like taking dabbing seriously and his ridiculous "GIVE ME ATTENTION" haircuts.

>2/3 of the titanic for the basketball joey barton

>120 Abrams Tanks for a less basque Iturraspe
You could literally buid a private army with all that money

>19,222,462 packs of Mayfair for Black Wilshere

Foe could play dm

222,500 mayfairs in monopoly for henderson at nighttime

>70 capoues

The UK spends around £700m per year on importing bananas, which comes to roughly 5 billion bananas. £100m would buy you about 714,000,000 bananas. The length of the average banana is ~18cm, its width is ~7cm, and its weight is ~120grams. Old Trafford is 105x68m. If you wanted to cover the entire pitch at Old Trafford with bananas, it would only take 566,093 bananas to do so. If you wanted to form a cube of pure banana and put it on the pitch at Old Trafford, you could build a cube of pure banana 100.9 metres high, weighing about 6 tonnes. Alternatively, you could place 9,439 bananas in each seat. Instead of filling a pitch with bananas, Manchester United spent that money on the far more racist option of putting Jack Colback in blackface.

>Manchester United spent that money on the far more racist option of putting Jack Colback in blackface.
Just when you thought the setup wasn't going to be worth the payoff.

>China bringing the batnz

Toeres wasn't really a flop. Guys helped Chelski win the fa cup, Europa and Cl. He didn't have the goal a game, or anywhere close, but some of his goals were about as clutch as you can get.

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He cost more than Modric and Kroos together, that's just outrageous

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I really, REALLY like this meme

holy shit

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yes he was. he wasnt a total waste but that doesn't mean he wasn't a flop.

top keke lad

you cheeky cunt

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Post of the month

>7 million cubic metres of banana is only 6 tonnes.

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>million

well played xing xao

10/10

This is the thinking man's meme post.

I don't know how I got that so wrong. I didn't check the sums. It shuold be around 12240 tonnes.

Based

Holy FUCK

will customers ever recover?

This really really makes you think

BASED CHINA

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You can probably get a full squad, not only first XI.

god dammit zhao

I thought chinks were good at mathematics.

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Finally some quality stuff that's made in China

what chinese can't:
drive cars
not destroy the whole planet

what they can:
drop epic bantz on a chinese cartoon site

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>far more racist option of putting Jack Colback in blackface
Post of the month, we can all go home now since nothing is topping this

>2.98 entire Watford starting 11s for Flamini as a minstrel

post of the year/10

Did not expect a kek like this when I came into this thread.

He's using a Chinese proxy, idiot. Cred Forums is blocked in China.

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>2.86 granit xhakas

bbc.com/sport/football/37403310

>Man Utd lacking width, a playmaker and a plan
>playmaker
indeed

10/10

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317,8 Kg of pure melanin for a slightly more stylish gorilla

>Cred Forums is blocked in China.
Confirmed for retarded. Only Google is blocked so anyone with a pass can post freely from there.

And the chinks have all sorts of ways to post without a pass.

China going through national firewalls just to shit on Poogba

wtf I love communism now

And Casemiro.

Nothing will ever top this in Pogbaposting. What a time to be alive famalams

I don't get you ABU's.

Fair enough - Make fun of Rooney, Mourinho etc but why make fun of Pogba?
He is the best player we have and has been excellent in each match so far.
And yes, he is a defensive midfielder. Just because you don't know anything about defending doesn't change this.

Pogba doesn't make interceptions because he doesn't have to. His very existence prevents the opposition making passes. He is like a walking nuclear deterrent. Yet the most amazing thing about Pogba is that he acts as a nuclear deterrent and at the same time acts as a nuclear bomb. He scares other teams into backtracking and not scoring goals but at the same time dominates the attacking phase of play himself. If you have Pogba in your team the opposition are nothing but Japanese faces about to be melted in the Hiroshima nuclear fire that is Pogbas next pass, his next shot, his next dribble. He is effective. It is not his fault that we lost. Besides, Pogba has already generated over 200 million pounds in

shirt sales (50 million)
club museum sales (10 million)
ticket sales (40 million)
mug sales (10 million)
shirt sales with shirts that have pogba pictures on but aren't football shirts (10 million)
other income (60 million)
hotel and restaurant income (20 million, watching pogba play is something that requires a full holiday in manchester to experience)

>3,000,000,000 truckloads of unrefined Congolese gravel for a slum boy from Paris

didn't read lol

a cursory glance betrays a lot of muh shirt sales though, classic manure attitude

Forgot Pogba's most important stat: Dabs generated worldwide (128 million)

torres was always shit desu
during his chelsea days he just got exposed.

have we reached peak dabs yet? Should I short on long the market?

>356000000 Freddos
>for Dark Chocolate Delph

Also when did Freddos start being 25p ffs

He was the best striker in the PL before his injury

was never the same after desu even when he was still at liverpool

archive this

Based China. pound for pound the best posters on Cred Forums, or dare I say it, all of 4chins

Have a *Dab* on me, lad.

>torres was always shit desu

Are you dizzy blud.
Are you a dickhead in life.

>highest quality pos

include me in the screen cap

>not riding the dab-train 'till the end
If United can spend the equivalent of 100 million Krispy Kreme glazed doughnuts on Glenn Whelan in a bigfoot costume, we sure as hell can keep memeing for a little bit longer.

>He was the best striker in the PL before his injury

At this time Chelsea had Drogba, so he couldn't be the best striker even before his injury when he way """""good""""".

>t. football expert who was actually surprised when caroll choked

include me in the screencap

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
tbhfamalamadingdongs

liverpool sold chelsea damaged goods when they sold torres. i think they had an idea that his knee injury/injuries could pretty much slow him down going forward and one way or another (by hook or by crook?) he wasn't the same player at chelsea that he was at liverpool.

still tho, there's a way of thinking where any amount of money is worth it when you end up getting TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES to set up some gold lettering/logos on your kits next season.

>mfw i see that "hot shit tottnumb" has their coaches rocking gear with gold lettering/logos like they actually won something last year (aside from the arsene wenger memorial [4th place] shield)

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I'm starting to like China more and more in recent times

Love this new pasta

>shirt sales with shirts that have pogba pictures on but aren't football shirts (10 million)

lmao

WTF I LOVE CHINA NOW!

>implying Claudio Yacob isn't rgb(0,0,0) to begin with

>An infinite ammount of Andrés Iniestas for the dabbing Alex Song

>ZHONGGOU STRONK

M. Utd spent more on Pogba (105m) than Madrid and Barcelona spent on Kroos (30m) + Modric (30m) + Rakitic (18m) + Mascherano (20m)

>the annual salary of 20 (twenty) Fortune 500 CEO's for a dabbing Hans Sarpei

i fucking hate your country

>90%

DELETE THIS

mascherano is absolute dog wank la

BASED CHUUGOKU

>4000 million lires for a bad Jermaine Jones with an attitude problem

how did you get this picture of me?

kek

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include me in the screencap pls

new pasta?

>more than ∞ times the janitor's salary for a dabbing Carlton Palmer

wehayy

GOAT post

>1 solid piece of unobtanium for a slightly worse Titi Camara.

>the yearly payroll of most professional sports teams for ivan campo with kinkier hair

Bullshit

Barcelona paid more than what was reported. So much more that you could argue Pogba cost as much as 1 Neymar

Just look at this post.
It's what keeps a board like this alive. It's a great combination and balance of banter and sports.
Good on you, Chin Chan.

>drogba
was having a shitty and injury ridden time while torres was in his best years so yeah he was better than drogba in 2008/2009

Is this the post of the year?

nerman apparently cost between 120-140 million after his dad was paid.

test

HOLY SHIT

>shake mansore fills the etihad with bananas before the next derby

thank you

This one really made me think

well played chinaman

south of the wall

goddamn chink with the bantz

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Post of the day

>118 19 year old Paul Pogbas for a tanned Jermaine Jenas

That fucking pose is annoying me, everyone is doing it what the fuck is that shit?

It started being a thing in sports about 2 years ago when Cam Newton started doing it in the NFL. Then it spread across the country and like everything else that's bad about our culture, it managed to make its way to Europe.

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Underrated post

Based China

Include me in the reddit post

+1

just take the south china seas
you've earned it

kek

been a while since a post this good

Best ones in recent history

The Chinese have stepped their game up holy fucking shit

Chinese sted heads m9

bump

well played xiao, well played

>this thread is still alive
loving every laugh

>United playing tomorrow

The Pogba jokes will be even more glorious

DELETE THIS NOW

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Fuck it, you can have Taiwan.

Witnessed

ARCHIVE THIS

Nigger this aint 2013, all threads get archived

>many pounds for a frenchman

>you can provide a loo for every indian for one dabbing Oxlade-Chamberlain

Actually you can't.

China being savage as fuck

lads is a 100 times mahrez a hundred mahrii?

Not, that's one dabbing Sissoko