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>Mark Chapman introduces highlights and reaction from Sunday's four Premier League matches. The fixture between Watford and Manchester United sees the resumption of one of the most talked-about rivalries in Italy - between managers Walter Mazzarri and Jose Mourinho. In the other games, Tottenham host Sunderland, Southampton attempt to beat Swansea for the sixth time in seven attempts, and Stoke visit Crystal Palace.
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>Mark Chapman
How does he get work?
>Hey
>Seen 43 min ago
what did I do wrong?
think we might get some good rooney debate tonight lads
No mate, who could resist replying to that sweet opener
should've said more than hey
gets confused with darren fletcher
Shouldn't he still be in prison?
>Implying BBC will say anything about England AND Man Utd captain Wayne Rooney
Finally not an ameridumb thread
no debate, he's shit
wheres the fucking line up
Why are southerners such faggots lads?
will they start questioning poogba's transfer?
I wish they'd leave us alone
Doubtful. Martin Tyler is still wanking himself silly in bed every night thinking about him scoring a volley
because they're poofters innit
friendly reminder that divegrass threads belong on /asp/ie during the NFL season
thanks
--management
they will literally never do this even though they did it after 1 (one) game with de bruyne last season
It's only been 5 games
Closer to France
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>jenas
>southerner
It's a truly horrifying place, i've never gone to London and enjoyed myself. Always surrounded by arseholes and pakis, or you go to some bumfuck village that has an average age of 74 and a pub that shuts at 8pm
IN IN IN
Can't wait to watch poounited, >mouyes, ibrahmemewitch and poogba
yes but you'd expect the most expensive player in the history to hit the ground running
You'd know all about poo, wouldn't you Rajesh?
Poogba pls go(to the loo)
Museums are good but that's it. I'd take Manchester any day
i fucking hate sadiq twat
So, India-san, what are your thoughts about the shart meme, do you think that americans eventually would take your place on the shitpoosting threads?
these people walk amongst us
I was drunk and on weed one day and shitposted it all over Cred Forums. Shafts couldn't handle the bantz so it was a meme the next day
I'm comfy with butter chicken and naan and ready to watch MOTD now so pls no more (You)s
Well Lads.
How are things. Is Cred Forums keeping well?
get ready it's about to start!!!
this is a 10/10 in englel, don't lie
There is something wrong wit her face, her eyes. She's not human imho, probably reptlian.
A newest trip to filter, yay!
Is Chappers autistic lads?
do managers still stay behind in the stadium this season?
IT'S SERGIO AGUEROOOOOOOOOOOO
Why the fuck is the volume so low?
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more like forever singleton
lmao right lads
>this intro
Chris Sutton is a cunt, fuck that cunt, these man in the chair don't seem so bad
Disregard, I suck cocks.
Why did Watford get rid of that Spanish manager?
>newest trip
impressive dubs both times
>people still delete posts
>Mourinho talks rubbish
"Shit" is what he really said, iirc
might have some brie
Trevor sinclair is in the chair. I'm comfy lads
Never got brie
Still doesn't mean he'll necessarily be a failure
Pogba
>DMF
PMSL lads
it can be hit and miss, but it's a high tier cheese at its best
I wondered that... turned it up... then it fuckin boomed
>inb4 Danny Murphy calls Rooney's attocious performance "fantastic"
YOU'RE HIS FUCKING MATE DANNY, WE ALL SEE IT
CUNT
YOU AND SCHOLES AND NEVILLE AND FERDINAND CAN ALL FUCK OFF
Trevor Sinclair is a fucking woeful pundit.
Ighalo? More like IghaNO
Michael Olive is the best ref, proven again today
>TORRES
Good post
I think they're all cunts but at least Trevs a blue
I hate they don't display the timer during the highlights, fucking retards
>Ibrahimomiss
Did Ibrahim do anything of note today?
>tfw drinking Football Special
Britfags will never know Donegal Champagne
wasnt he the one who sent off di Maria as well
based Oliver
he made an assist which helped me as I captained him on FF
BOG SIM
Capoo in loo
he was
Pog bar
Ca Pooey
>le go with feet instead of hands man
This is really unfunny, delete this post please.
CAPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i never thought we'd get relegated.
:l
More like Pogbad
well hes earned his 300k this week so
Can capoue change his name to be less annoying now that he is always on motd?
Just put an accent on the end
heem
>JUST
Doing a Tekky order, lads. What should I put on?
When you're on £300k a week, you should be breaking records. Not being another guy on the sheet.
Did that count as an assist?
>le kill neymar man
R A S H F O R D
What the fuck? Did the commentator just call that black player 'zoo nigger'?
so who is this beside the Man utd bench?
Can somebody describe Ibramemeovics hair style? It looks like somebody used a stencil.
according to FF yeah
yeah but he sells shirts to the customers
based zoonigga
>Watford were predicted for relegation
my gf
>fellaini crossing to ibra
Should be the other way round imo
Za neega
>rooney completely disinterested in supporting the defence
This is the captain of Manchester United and England.
Fucking how.
>Manure
lmao rooney can barely be bothered to walk for their goal
me
Why are the Watford fans singing the England song?
>rooney is our england captain
haha kill me lads
>Isaac Success
what a name
Remember when united fans said Shaw was good?
Is Isaac Success the best name in the PL?
>bailly
>they showed him dabbing
BBC are on to our meme culture lads
Mourinho's next scapegoat
he looks like some lad out for a wander
FUCKING MOUYES BLAMING THE REF AGAIN
HOW CAN HE KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT?
Mou rambling on about nothing
Mouyes looks shattered.
Gone in a few months telling you now
SPEAK ENGLISH CUNT
>Manager speaks via translator
not this shit again
United fan logic
>5 games is too early to judge Pogba
United Fan Logic
>Bailley is absolutely world class after 3 games
>People thought he was good
mouyes will be in full paranoid conspiracy mode by october
Another manager pretending to not know English
Good dab, second only behind Sons
Rooney's "highlight" reel from today in case anyone missed it.
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Must watch. He's astoundingly shit these days.
I wanna live in this surrealist dream world of ex players and pundits where Wayne Rooney is world class and droppable
M I N D G A M E S
>those matching cardigans
So if United sacked Mourinho, who the fuck would they get next?
Won't get Guardiola or Klopp. Simeone is going to Inter next. Ancelotti is busy at Bayern.
>LOL LOOK THE STRIKER RAN AT THE DEFENDER WITH THE BALL LOOK ISN'T HE GREAT
>the state of this punditry right now
danny murphy is a boring prick
They really brought out the dregs this week didn't they
Isn't that a simple manbun?
>no jermaine jenas
Mark Hughes might be available
Steve Bruce chucked Hatem Ben Arfa out of Hull for doing something very similar a few years ago; curiously that was against United.
You know Mourinho won't do that with Rooney though. Too fucking scared.
>this bizarrely appropriate captcha
>Blaming Fellaini
>Ignoring the fact that Rooney was supposed to be tracking him and just gave up
eddie howe
>WELL THEY JUST WANTED IT MORE
quality analysis, danny should be a manager
He was on yesterday kirino
Rafa Benitez
best pundit these days.
Benitez
or they throw £50m at Pep lol
brenden rodgers fresh off winning the SPL
Wenger
>ROONEY COMPLETELY ABSOLVED OF ANY BLAME FOR THE SECOND GOAL
FUCK
THIS
SHIT
So...
Mourinho out when
Wasnt Wrighty on last night aswell?
They absolved him both times, fucking hilarious how transparent the bias is
>Za-nigger
what did Murphy mean?
Not a chance in hell Guardiola will ever go to that shithole
christmas
It was basically all Shaw's fault for getting completely done and then not spotting zuniga running in
Conte will be free by January.
>pogba points to the man he should be covering while running away
did a few too many dabs at half time
>playing pogba in the midfield pivot
Just because he's big and black doesn't mean he's viera. Man City fans already couldn't get to grips with this saying yaya toure was lazy for not tracking back not realising he's more of a number 10. Didn't realise mou was as dumb as mancs
>rooney
>normally one of the best passers of the ball in the league
jej.
>Rooney, usually so reliable, one of the best passers in the league
Even when they say something negative they suck his fucking dick and pretend it's a one off
Hodgson. He's a good honest Englishman.
I mean the front.
>that poogba pass
ayyyy
That's gullit mate
Schneiderlin - Carrick - Pogba would be a much better midfield trio
Chappers telling it like it is
Rooney is finished la
>I don't think he has to take him out of the side
Too fucking scared to even say the truth.
Embarrassing.
>you don't see THAT from Rooney
Mourinho seems to be stuck in his 4231, I dunno why.
The Rooney praise has to stop. Please.
>You dont see that from wayne rooney
he says as they show a reel of various instances of that from rooney
>put Rooney as a holding midfielder
So, you're going to play Poogba as a No.10?
>it's unlike these players
>you don't see that from wayne rooney
>Rooney
>reliable
Fuck you Murphy
FUCK OFF
BASED MARK CHAPMAN CALLING ROONEY OUT AS SHIT
>Talking about playing Rooney as a holding midfielder
JUST FUCKING DROP HIM, HOLY SHIT. STOP TRYING TO FORCE HIM INTO TEAMS. FFFFUUUUCCCKKKK.
WHY WON'T THEY EVER SAY ANYTHING NEGATIVE ABOUT HIM, WHY
>he's a holding midfielder
my sides holy shit
No, as the other midfielder.
>rooney should be playing alongside carrick in central midfield
HAHAHA, FUCKING HELL
please give sinclair the united job, this needs to happen
Rooney has a strange power to not get criticised
>this Rooney propaganda
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>he's a holding midfielder now
my fucking sides
>Rooney didn't track his man for both Watford goals
>HURR DURR HE SHOULD PLAY DEFENSIVE MID
The fucking state of BBC ""punditry"" these days
>rppney is the best gk in the epl la
>glen johnson
>striker defending in the box
DON'T DO THIS
Who is signing Butland then when Stoke are relegated
I suspect Liverpool
>Man City put 4 past Stoke last week
>"Pep is World class, really got them playing well, title is over lol "
>Palace put 4 past them the week later
>"Stoke are shit anyway lol, they are in real trouble"
really makes you think
>been shitting blood for days
Dunno what I've done lads.
Well they said "Rooney + Carrick and allowing Pogba to run forward".
FA has long had a bias for United players. It's why Scholes is hyped up.
>it's a stoke lose episode
Based Zaha tzh
how long until rooney is rehabilitated as a ball playing center half under the management of eddie howe?
>Rooney is a holding midfielder now
Where's the MotD studio? Someone needs to light these cunts on fire.
>and then midget Bojan on the line
This is shameful to watch.
Doubt it, Karius will be Liverpool's keeper
I have no problem with Guidolin being at Swansea and I think he's a very good manager.
HOWEVER.
I only want Tony Pulis to come to Swansea.
>get well soon Pepe
>been shitting blood for days
if it's bright it's hemorroids, if it's dark go to the doctor asap
>yfw Rooney gets pushed further and further back until he's considered an entirely new position of 'Moral Maintaining Player" on the sidelines.
>Where's the MotD Studio
Salford, manchester. hence why they always suck United dick
everton
>clapping a nigger crashing his car
Getting sick of this story arc desu
>Bojan
Hopefully next week. When's the deadline for loans?
2 years time I'm sure Murphy will be saying he should be playing in goal
I know lad. Still dunno how I fucked it up this hard. Thought it might have been the walking sticks I shove up.
Do you think palace could win the league?
>Stoke
in two years theyll be pusing him for the manager position
>4-0
Why is Palace so likeable, lads?
>you will unironically see an argument made for Rooney as a ball playing centre back in your lifetime
given is literally the worst keeper in the league
>Palace have only scored 4+ goals 3 times in the PL era
>Twice under Pardew
based Alan desu
Fast, tricky wingers
>shitty ground
>Cringe inducing """ultras"""
>drum
>Pardew
They're not
>Stoke
what the fuck, walters?
>Stoke on less points than Villa at this point last season
lel
Guzan
>2016
>John Walters
He is about 100 now. Surprised somebody is starting him
itk here, Hughes will be gone in 3 games if results carry on like this
what do you think of towsend's tattooed hair? doesn't look bad
what do you make of Bojan lads?
>villa finally offloaded guzan
>to a premier league team
If Stoke goes down I see them struggle to come back up
>2016
>Shay Given
Good, literally nothing of value lost
The current table is how the league will finish, debate me.
>implying Walters and Crouch wouldn't tear it up the championship
>Townsend
>End product
>3 goals in 50 games for Spurs
>4 goals for newcastle
>1 goal for Palace
>already 25
>Shaqiri in the championship
>nobody was talking about Bale leaving because spurs had Townsend
Hurrr
andros townsend is still shit
Pardew loves his pacey blacks doesn't he.
Man Utd. win the league
Everything they've said tonight has been fucking nonsense.
>they get paid for this
>Manure delusion
But user, he's had a good game against Stoke - he's World class, didn't you just hear these """"expert"""" pundits just now?
REV UP THAT
>MOYES
sinclair chats an incredible amount of shite
REV UP THAT GREENTEXT
>M O Y E S
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It's not fun anymore
Just sad
Sunderland, an actual Premier league team I respect.
No plastics supporting that club.
Is there a more likeable club than Spurs?
The answer is no.
It's time.
>moyes
>this Sunderland kit
Every other club
Spurs fans are annoying cunts and a bunch of jews
Ibra is the best striker in the world top scorer 30+ goals SCREENCAP THIS
>spurs
>title challenging form from last season
in b4 mad spurs fans from Cred Forums complain to the bbc claiming it was only a Sky manufactured title race
Sorry sweetie I already said the answer is no. x.
Literally all of them apart from City, Chelsea and Liverpool
>tfw you just want Moyes to find a comfy club where he does well
>sunderland's first first-half attempt in 4 matches
holy fuck
how can you be this bad
Everton
spurs are plastic as fuck.
to top it all off it's a jew club.
reminder RedCafe was right about Mourinho
>Jason "Holocaust" Denayer
I second that. Media City is full of cunts whose tongues are wedged firmly into the anus of that shithole club across the canal
You know remember that Leicester, managed by Ranieri, won the 2015-16 premier league
>arsenal aren't completely detestable
yes hello im here!
>somebody got banned for saying "Somebody make a MourhinOUT thread"
Can't go wrong with blue
good post
>that terrible effort at kicking the ball
classic blunderland
walker is a fucking super hero
enjoy getting 65 points
As a non-plastic, the only ones I view as such as City, Liverpool, United and Chelsea. Everybody else is cool.
This Pickford lad is pretty good desu shame he has a shit defence to help him out.
Arsenal are the daddy longlegs of football clubs. Can be annoying if you're too close to fans, etc. but ultimately harmless and pathetic
nah, most of them were sucking mourinho's cock and polls there were clearly in favour of signing him
...and so far he's looked worse than the majority of players who also made their debut this season
looks like spurs got the newcastle sissoko not the euros sissoko
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>Paul scholes is one loss away from calling Pogba a nigger
enjoy being bitter!
Dedcafe also have moved the "Title challenge" thread from United Forum to the general football forum
HARRY KANE
HE TALKS LIKE A MONG
HARRY KANE
HE WALKS LIKE A MONG
Arsenal's overpriced tickets +unwilling to spend on transfers = detestable
I don't want to sound like a full blown Cred Forumstard but there is way too many braindead black players in the league. All athletic ability no intelligence.
If you want to put your goalie in the shop window make sure you play Spurs first
Pickford looks decent
>arguing with a guy who fucks shit
Top kek.
that's the future of football m8
yanoosigh pls
>31 attempts
fucking lel
Mane is pretty creative
examples?
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u are a tard yaya was best player in the league not so long ago
Gooner detected
It's not the clubs fault the fans are mugs who'll pay well over what the tickets are worth
Liverpool fans didn't stand for that shit when their board tried it
Please tell me he's English, I don't think I could handle another few years of Joe Shart.
>7 yellows
what the fuck
>this montage
Fucking wow.
What a shambles.
>Van aaanholt
Denayer caught with coke in his system lel
He is, and once he's England keeper he'll be shit.
moyes looks like he's already accepted relegation
i just love how easy he is to rile up
Van Aanholt doing a cheeky Rio Ferdinand, running from the drug tests
what the hell, moyes
I bet pva failed a cheeky drugs test
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All this fucking >Moyes
Hes learning to >Moyes in new and wonderful ways
dont support them its the clubs fault for overcharging them no?
fined?
Pep has killed Joe. Rooney is our keeper now
Moysey is finished. He should have never left Everton;
Pickford > Butland
and desu he has Mannone in front of him who is godawful
source?
The club's job is to make money. They're not a charity case for Arsenal fans. If Arsenal fans aren't happy with the prices they shouldn't pay the money.
how do you know
>half of defoe's touches in the second half were kick-offs
Is Moyes genuinely trying to kill Blunderland?
if iniesta was english he would look like this pundit
>4 touches
>2 of them were kickoffs
wew, it's like Moyes wanted to copy how Messi is used in Argentina
>stick one of the centre halves up with defoe
why do I watch this shite
remember THAT fulham vs qpr thread?
good times
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>West Ham, Stoke and Sunderland all on less points than Villa last season (4)
>club's job is to make money
guessing you're a united customer
>redmond
Fucking wew.
Fucking weird looking back.
cheeky
Why doesnt Austin start, hes clearly their best cf
>Redmond
Miss of the season so far
>redmong
la
exploding knees
Puel obviously doesn't know his best team yet.
>Stupid Sexy Shane Long
TYBCC
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>PL shirt with a Danish crossed o
That's new.
Villa started half decent last season, it was the loss against Leicester where they collapsed from 2-0 and the afters
>redmond
>a danish guy called Pierre
amuses me
Fuck sake, you'd expect after that crossbar dunt that nothing would go in.
BASED AUSTIN
Signing of the summer.
Swansea should have kept Paloschi
I keep forgetting Oriol Romeu is in the premier league
That must have been a money laundering deal.
Fucking bizarre he'd leave after half a year having done barely anything.
If Southampton want to buy one of your players you should really keep him desu as it's proof he'll be quality
>replacing mane with redmond is good business
fucking hell
This guy has always been the most underrated meme in the league. He has been exposed in the Euros why hasn't he been shipped to the Ukrainian league already.
what's wrong with that not saying redmond's as good but he is younger, cheaper got lots of potential and has similar qualities
1. City
2. Tottenham
3. Liverpool
4. Chelsea
Let's get this shit started again
>be eddie meme
>play attacking football against guardiola because you're too precious to scrap your philosophy to save your skin
>get raped
>poop mocks your defensive retardation by saying you're the best team he's played against this season
or just go to liverpool and let them buy him direct for double whatever the saints offer
City are terrifying.
he scored 2 key goals but yeah very odd
they made £20m and they got Redmond for £10m which was how much Mane cost anyway plus will probably stay up and thus the owners are happy, plus might even make a EL run (squad is too small )
They were helped by Howe being a tactical moron.
kek, dat negredo
>>be eddie meme
>>play attacking football against guardiola because you're too precious to scrap your philosophy to save your skin
fucking guidolin has this fucking problem
>be him
>tell your defenders to have a high line against Leicester because you're too precious to scrap your philosophy to save your skin
>get raped by a Jamie Vardy counter attack
>Refuse to sell Berahino for the 3rd year running
>Dont play him
wtf
Jesus fuck, that West Ham defense on the 4th West Brom goal
it's just like Boca's goal against Belgrano
who /unbeaten/ here
nope
you can't really run a football club without making money. Players, staff, stadiums, travel, etc. aren't free
Nope. We are /topoftheleague/ though desu.
who /worried/ here
who /nopointsdropped/ here
Go to bed Mou, dream about losing to Northampton.
feyenoord?
Night lads
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LOOK AT ME EVERYONE THATS RIGHT I AM A MANCHESTER CITY FAN YEP THATS ME YOU MAY HAVE SEEN ME AROUND I AM A CITY FAN DEFINATELY I MUST REMIND YOU OF THIS
Just noticed that Tony Mowbray is in charge of Coventry. I thought he was dead or retired desu.
Oh aye lad
No need to be upset
he sounds like an 80 year old trapped in the body of a fifty something
>tripfaggot bandwaggoner defending the algerian bandwaggoner
Can't wait till the first loss of the season and that dutch flag disappears for days.
>implying he'll be in charge for much longer
Fuck knows who >we will get in after him though
the wait for a top 6 finish continues
What would you prefer, one off the merry-go-round or a young manager who might be decent or might be a complete retard?
Poonited fans have utterly turned on Mourinho on Redcafe..... after 6 games
My fucking sides
Reminds me of Chelsea last season.
be lucky to finish above bottom 6 this year
It's more of who would actually want to even come to cov considering the sideshow we turned into, fucking wasps own the stadium for fucks sake
Are you still owned by that crooked hedge fund? Probably for the best in the long term that they don't own the ground desu.
We got sold by administrators to otium which was basically sisu to begin with. So we got sold to the people who fucked us to begin with.