/wcoh/ Russia - Sweden #2

retired like Datsyuk

I dont get why there are 2 world cups in one year

>tfw russia sucks

Hockey is actually haram and forbidden in some southern Swedish cities so I bet those people dont care

ANDRA SIDAN ÄR NI KLARA

Military, so it really doesn't matter if they wipe everything out. In fact it would probably be beneficial.

Still extraordinarily stupid for several reasons.

Then why is he playing in this game?

Would be absolutely HILARIOUS if Sweden was invaded by Russia.

Compared to Russia it would be like having a first world summer paradise island

Why nuke it?

that's how meme this tournament is

>happy-young-man-shouting-isolated-white.jpg

Did you google imagesearch sweden?

Not hard to do since they are already being invaded by niggers and mudslimes.

you'd be next

>yfw dadonov's mom's last name is momonov

>implyng you wouldn't be next

Tbh if Russia would annex Sweden, it would save the wombs of white swedish women from black babies

who is this qt?

>implying they will get through our finnish bufferzone

WAKE ME UP

Oh hello Mr. I'm-1/256-part-swedish

>implying we won't just let them march through

NEJ FÖR FAN LÅT OSS VARA

>implying the pile of finnish corpses won't slow them down long enough for all the relevant nations to respond

I dunno looks like averate money-grabber slut to me.

the more important question is why isn't kovalchuk playing?

Han ser ut som tattaren utanför min ICA.

>OvechPKing

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>ovetjkin
kek

KEK

R E F P U C K

>can't figure out why an island in them middle of the baltic sea might be strategically important

Finnish conscription everybody, I bet you think your army of retards would even get south of Luleå.

or Radulov

OH WHAT LEADERSHIP SHOWN BY OVI

ICA max har mögelen bullar

Ovechkin is such a good and important player for Russian national team :^)

Because he sucks

>implying we won't join them in the holy crusade against swedistan

Thats because your russian

Nice try, Pekka.

The Sedins just keep wasting PP time

>im a real american
>fighting for rights of all of man

His name is Sergei

>he didn't serve because he had bad feet and anxiety

It's ok sven, maybe you could ask someone from your family about war or something so you wouldn't talk about it, kiddo.

t. NAVY SEAL

>dkn från Ö-vik

>Implying we would even bother to defend anything north of Uppsala

Lol delusional reindeer fuckers

>Kucherov bullied by Sedin

Ovie is a literal caveman

>russia

why do they always choke

det är sant, tro på mig sven

>fighting for rights of every man

Step it up, Guile

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>giving the stick back

lol swedebetas

är du bild relaterad?

it holds absolutely no strategic importance its just your militarys shitty meme to keep themselves important and funded

russia could bring your society into ground before you could put any meme defense on the island lmao

Reminder that if lundpads was in net it would be 5-2 russia

Zola, är det du?

>meme military name

>implying Russia wouldn't just take out Stockholm and be done
>implying the "people" of Jokkmokk would even know there was a war

Hell, you're not even defending your women or country so what do the non-negro cities of Sweden matter

Delet this

this GDT turned to shit real fast

>those adds on the boards
is this in detoilet?

>rags

boring game

>rags

>[us] OGA isn't their nig squad

>rags

Dank

Who /northamerica/ here?

This is why you should be happy no sweeds post in /hoc/

>rags

Yeah I suppose, im used to TBL game threads just dying if the game sucks

>almost 1 weapon for every other person in Norrland

>implying the army would be needed

>dkn Örebro

youtube.com/watch?v=mcE-RJHXgNc

me

Ovie looks like such a plug.

Will he finally deliver the promised eliteness?

Thanks for the (You)s, Avs fan here

Lol, weapons or not. You wouldn't do shit

So I think it's safe to say that Washington DC has instilled a losing mentality in every single one of their players

>rags

>thinking russia cares about NHL sponsored international tournament

wew, they dont give a shit about this bettman moneybowl

senpai

only the Americans tho tbqh

Laine > Ovi desu

I'll piss in a hat if Laine doesn't score 50 goals next season.

latvian "coaches" cucking russians, best sabotage ever

Imagine the player Ovie would be if he actually had more than 80 IQ

>austin baldthews

who /demboyz/ here?

>that hairline

i unironically think even laine has a better hair

Not everyone is as cucked as you nu-males in Stockholm

>mfw Sweden dominating baltic countries economies

pls no bully until he's actually in a laffs jersey

Laine has even admitted to being balding, AustON has 2 more years of pretending

>Amerimulattos

I bet you're just a keyboard warrior. I also bet that you have never done any kind of military service

Our string of victories suddenly make a lot more sense.

Except against Finland. They just suck.

is stealing a typical swedish behaviour?

>lundwho?
>whoqvist?

>this is all that remains from a once overflowing goal crease
when did it all go wrong

I took a leak in the woods once while camping. Basically the same thing.

Why is every capital full of nu-males?

i should probably cancel my russian wch jersey order

Nip-autists are our biggest investors
maken järki

Can someone explain to me what the point of "Team Europe" or "Team north America" is?

>buying other countries jerseys

Nu-Males are a by-product of genuinely smart people, who tend to flock towards capitals in order to be relevant.

I guess players from shit tier countries wanted to play as well.

If you say so

So we don't have to watch shitty teams full of European league literally whos like Latvia that just get blown out

team europe makes sense for the other countries with not as much NHL representation. NA was just to make it 8 teams instead of 7.

maymays

>all that toothpaste
Wow

>tfw every game is a shutout
Team NA pls save us

>ordering any jersey but the black NA

you fucked up

no its a money grab.

switzerland has beat canada before.

i'm just a lightning fan and bought the vasy one. i just think the jersey looks cool.

Pondering atm

Our team would have no chance alone so they made a meme team instead

>staden av helsingfors

Switzerland is ok, a decent number of NHLers. But Germany? Latvia? Fuck that. No one wants to watch that shit.

>tfw we were raped in 2004 with a full nhl squad

feelsbadman

What the fuck is Belgium up to?

this is real
this is me

hope you got Seth in your fantasy drafts

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PUT YOUR HANDS UP IN THE AIR

Kongo moved to Sweden and Kongo is rightful Belgian clay. It makes sense.

what's that in ukraine? kosovo?

>taking a Tortorella coached player in fantasy

#thighgap

Homo-urbanus everyone.

>6'5'' master race

>Ru22ia

Nuke Helsinki.

Valloner

>World Cup of Shutouts

Cyprus (aka Great Britain proxy)

Butthurt bönde lol

>Thumbs in pocket

Why does it feel so good

MOST DANGEROUS LEAD

MEME TIME

Jinxed it.

OV OV OV OV OV OV

>it's a Sweden chokes the lead episode

>sweeden

Holy shit

so are all these games going to be shutouts..

>Vancouver
>Not shit

Why do the charts lie

Espoo master race

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sccccaarrrrrrr

TIME
FOR
MEMES

SWEDEN KEKEDDDDD

O B I E
B
I
E

lost anyway though

No TV. Did we win or what

>englel not listed
toppestkek

Ovechkin scored

REF PUCK

HERE WE MEME

R E F P U C K
E
F
P
U
C
K

NOT SO FAST

HOLY FUCK

SWEDEN ACTIVATES REFPUCK

no goal

>swedecucks

OVI
V
I

ITS
A
MEME
GAME
NOW

>playing handball when this is hockey

M E M E S

E

M

E

S

what incredible refpuck

Lmfao, no way you can just drop it in ahahahaha

Stream froze, what happened? Refpuck? Details please

R E F P U C K
E
F
P
U
C
K

SWEDEN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING

SWEDEN YES

which swede sucked McCauley off before the game today?

lel nice """"goal"""" you russian piece of shit

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REFPUCK ACTIVATED

CLUTCH OVI

How is that refpuck? It clearly went off his hand.
Sweden wins 2-2

Why doesn't soccer have this type of replay technology?

literally refpuck

N O G O A L

We are not USA m8

THAT COUNTS

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Obvious handball goal.

Cyprus banking industry is built to work around russian sanctions, they bring russian investment into the euro zone tax free

gb uses channel islands banks to hide from taxes

SILLY OVI. YOU HAVE TO SCORE WITH YOUR STICK YOU FUCKING COMMIE

I FUCKING HATE SVERIGE
YOU MAKE OVI SAD!

>dat selljob by obie

Yes, yes, well done Ovetchkin, well done Ovetchkin! HOWEVER

RIGGED

HAHAHAHAHAH

>russia
>handball

RIP

haha get fucked ryssä :^)

That was pretty bad refpuck at the end, but Russia played badly for most of the game. The fix is in for a Sweden-Canada final.

APOLOGISE RIGHT NOW

would make it harder to rig games

EZ
Z

ovi kind of screwed himself on that one he should have just dropped the puck instead of swatting at it could have had a legit goal there but he got greedy

Because of
>muh tradition
Which is incredibly stupid

>all these streamfags watching on 480p streams crying refpuck

Deal with it. Not refpuck. It went off his hand.

"u mean i can't throw the puck in"?

WORLDSTAR

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I'm watching HD on my TV, it clearly hit his stick

Good game all, close one.

Looking forward to being greeted by someone shouting "DABAI DABAI!" tomorrow.

BTFO
T
F
O

Can Finnland defeat the mighty younglngs?

>It's another goalie controversy in Vancouver Edition

not the angles i/we saw

no

>tid and sim
why are those retards still on tv?

>American eyesight

that's actually really unlucky that he didn't hit it with his stick

baserad gif favä familj

requesting jvm full tjej när sverige slår ryssland

literally no

No

Might have hit Strålman stick?

>people actually buying that ugly as fuck NA jersey
oy vey

Now you finish the job

>memeland goaltending
>beating anything

this is the best sportsnet has to offer

We could but I'm pretty sure the young american team is way more hungry for the win

Getting nervous Mongol?

that jersey is LIT

or whatever the kids are saying these days

They are sexy af pekka. Enjoy them when they wreck y'all 2nite

Changes directions when it hits Stralmans stick, but not when it "hit" OVs stick.

It obviously hit Starlman's stick, the question is whether it glanced off Alex Overrated-chan's stick after that.

No way

doesn't matter if it is deflected.

ovechkin handball'd it

You dont capitalize nationalities in english, Pedro

No m8. It's pretty ugly

And better

FUCKING FUCK FUCKING FCUKKY FUCKING FUCKI FUCKF CUKFUCKFUCUFUFUFUUFUFUFUFUUFUF FUCUFUFKCUFFUCKFUFKCUFUFUCKCUFKFUFUF

ARRAJATLJBKAJGLKJBGDABJDGBJESBGJESGJESGBJNESG

AETGNIWEAHGIVJIREGIREHGI8ERHJ
AAAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH43QWWWWWWWWGGG4439I43UJT8I4JEGYH43FEKDHIBRETTGIINGTFNJFDI
GOD HATES RUSSIA

GOD HATES RUSSIA

GOD HATES RUSSIA
GGGGGGGOOOOODDD HATES RUSSSIA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwE12

It definitely did not

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the fat guy cam who talked about football on the score with sid was good, one time he said

>stats are like tln on a saturday night, they show a lot, but they don't show everything

You spelled "every country on earth" wrong, rusbro

I dont hate you Russia

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(You)

Get rekt you commie bastard

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russian live near you?

I think you should be the nervous one if you lose with canada or the czech

This. Puck went directly off glove into the net.

Is the rule that it would have to hit Ovechkin's stick? What about Strålman's glove or stick? (I haven't seen an angle that shows if it hit his stick or glove is there a difference?

Why are you rooting for team USA Jr. ?

I mean, rest of the world sees it as an american team

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Thank you based Strålman

Based Landeskog. Him and Filip will be great fun to watch for years to come

i hope we nuke finland rights as ww3 starts

LÄSKI-SALONEN LUUKULLE!

Because Canada is 51st state

ARE YOU READY!?!?!?!?!?!

youtube.com/watch?v=j-fTUGX_2DA

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The original RUS tribe has defeated Russia.

Next? They'd have to go through Finland to get to Sweden. That's literally why Finland even exists.

Clearly not a goal. Would have been awesome it was though.

I feel bad for the north american meme team already.

LAINE VS MATTHEWS DESU

based bufferzone

>if you lose with canada
when, not if

if it deflected off the hand, it would be ok
but you can't score off a hand pass, even if stralman touched it, no goal

youtube.com/watch?v=XvS3esnt7bo

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no, im expecting us to lose
black and red colors is alright but the logo is just plain ugly desu
im used to it

>mfw I have to wake up early tomorrow

Then again maybe we'll get so BTFO that its a good thing I don't watch it.

So it would have to hit a Russian stick after glove?

In that case there is no refpuck imo

youtube.com/watch?v=Jfwf9TYfQZE

it's clearly mcjesus's team, pekka

the logo is good because it makes them look like villains, they're the scrappy miscreants coming in to steal wins

USA was supposed to beat Yurop and look what happened. Binland ha enough meme magic to get the upset.

The most alpha hockey player in history

ovi would have had to touch it for it to count

>tfw Markström is elite now
finally Henrik can die in peace

>McNoPoints
>good

they made him captain so he wouldn't kill himself

i guess so but both NA and europe logos just look so super low effort to me

how de fuck we fucking managed to lost to fucking cuck team rrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

could not we play al 60 mins as we did last 10???

fuck. and finland even stronger, fuck fuck fuck, FUCK YOU all

i hope guy will rip you apart, etc, etc, but fucking finland is strong as anoyone and we still i hoope will nuke them on the ice aaaarrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhgggghhhh so fuckimg mad right now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! imma so mad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello darkness

Calm down, Jean, the puck didn't change its direction. I'm disappointed.

>pretourney
he doesn't need to carry them the whole time

I don't really like the Yurop aesthetic, two tone shit is odd

I just realized this is the last time McDavid is playing Pulju until the oilers miss the playoffs and they can go to the iihf

can someone post one of the pics with the two?

maybe they'd pull a maginot line and go through Norway?

it would have had to hit a russian something, he could have bounced it off his skate (not kick)
it's similar rule as a high stick

shit like this makes me like the wc, olympics has bad officiating

McMeme? Come on now, Jean-Pierre. The guy will be injured in one of the first 30 games of the season

Canucks coach will probably play Miller over Markstrom this season because canucks coach is fucking retarded.

Is there a /hoc/ fantasy league this year, or did I miss out?

All my irl friends are handegg fans so I don't know enough people to have a league of our own..

i identify with those feels

It's that time of year again boys.

How's everyone's first skate of the season been?

It's honest solution. Ovechkin didn't touch puck his stick

You live in the North Pole?

>Pulju will have to wreck his career in the graveyard of young, wasted talent of all of NHL teams.

At least he didn't go to Vancouver like Juolevi did though but he already admitted it that is sucks so it's cool

>tfw it's currently Indian summer in Sweden

based ron just described it
Russians can't make a good team because they wont let someone take the lead. Some of the guys need to put aside their ego and take a lesser role.

Ovi needs the same here as he does in Washington, instead he gets too few minutes and shots

Russia needs some good 3rd line players

So how good a chance binlan has at winning mcmemes team?

>how de fuck we fucking managed to lost to fucking cuck team
Because Znarok is a joke. He fucked up all the lines and for some reason involved shit players like Dadonov and Shypachev.

It should've been like
>Ovi- Kuzi- Tarasenko
>Kucherov- Namestnikov- Soshnikov
>Panarin- Anisimov- Kulyomin
>Nichushkin-Malkin-Goldobin

>Orlov- Zadorov
>Kulikov- Provorov
>Emelin-Marchenko

>Bobrovsky- Vasilevsky

I'd say fifty fifty; we either win or don't win.

>outdoor rinks
my town sucks

>How's everyone's first skate of the season been?
Soon as it's 8C now in the upper Volga.

Is Laine still bust?

u mean MIddleEastern Summer?

its always fucking russian mentality fucking sissyboys femimine cucks i hate us so much, fucking me is the same btw when it comes about life/exams in uni

only wake up 5 minutes before the death, fucking piece of shit, why can't you do AAA+++ SINCE THE BEGGINING RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

honestly i feel like it can as easily be 6-0 blowout win for NA as a close 2-2 game

Nice analytic.

In which world is Edmonton better then Vancouver?

Ever been to Edmonton, its a fucking shit hole.

> (You)
>I'd say fifty fifty; we either win or don't win.
You cereal brah?

youtube.com/watch?v=ZcQmBLvIHrE

memeland when?

Have to wait like 3 months for the outdoor rinks

Feels bad man, I remember having first skates like 1,5 months earlier when I was a kid

i dont skate
too poor for equipe and we do not have many open aired or stadium like ice parks

i just googled 'beautiful houses vancouver'

holy shit how i buy one? how i became the one who makes 3-8 millions per year?

Because everyone wants to lead your team. Fuck let Ovie do what he does best, rack up minutes and shoot at every possible opportunity.
The last 10 minutes where 10 minutes of "Lets give it everything we have left" while Sweden defended the lead, of course it looked different

season doesn't start for 3 weeks, there will be some spots left

>just moved and haven't got my skates yet
being a neet and going to day time drop 4 times a week is sweet, looking forward to it

Pulju will turn it around

McDavid-Gretzky
Pulju-Kurri
Draisaitl-Messier

delet this

study STEM for 300k starting

they suffer from zlatan syndrome

No, in Swedish it's called a British Summer actually

who hyped for next game??!!
>T-minus

Wait till the housing market crashes in Vancouver, then you'll probably get one for cheap.

do i watch hand egg until the NA/Finland game or do homework?

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still lacking some tikkanen there

Edmonton had Kurri and Tikkanen. Vancouver has chinks and no cups

any finnish city outside of helsinki, turku or tampere is an absolute shithole so even edmonton is probably an upgrade to pulju

do shady business in china and use your corruption money to buy a house there. I've heard of stories of chinks taking out large loans from chink banks and buying a house in hongcouver and then defaulting on the loan. no chink bank will ever forclose on a house in leafland.

Novgorod?

Canucks are going to suck for years. Sedins peaked, and they have no talent to follow them. There's going to be a 5 year period where they don't make the playoffs.

if I sent you skates, would you skate?

>be chinese
>don't be not chinese

Going through Norway is not a good idea

Canucks just need to tank for a couple season.
Fair enough, but Edmonton still is a shit hole. Even Calgary is better.
I don't think you understand how much of a shit hole edmonton is.

>finland is flatter than an irish ass

well care to elaborate, is there some crime or drug problems or is it just a boring nothing to do shithole? because finland is a totally boring place to live

canucks mortgaged their future to sneak into the playoff the last couple years. they have no decent prospects coming up. tanev and the sedins are the only 'star' players on the team and linden and benning are incompetent retards. linden still aims on sneaking into the playoffs every year and praying that the bucks don't get bounced in 4

>Canucks just need to tank for a couple season.
the last canuck forward drafted by the team to score 100 for them is mason raymond, team has shit scouting

the owner of the team only bought it so he could get prime downtown real estate
he's going to build a stadium out in the burbs so he can tear down the arena and build condos there

so Laine will feel at home in manitoba

>"""hand egg"""
You have to go back

youtube.com/watch?v=jBtiWra6Oyk
youtube.com/watch?v=0hO_z4UdlZw

It's boring the drivers are fucking terrible, it's cold, nobody cleans up. I went to edmonton and I had to deal with people texting while driving in their trucks. A fucking ghost driver, drivers that are clearly drunk and swirfing in and out of the ditch.

Edmonton is litteraly the fucking worst.

It's literally the asshole of the world.

>want house in SE island of Denmark

Edmonton is a ok town, but a horrible city
>no cultural attractions
>city exists as business hub for agricultural area
>downtown is full of natives with substance abuse issues
>rig pigs came down from fort mc to party, but now they're broke
>winters are depressing 24 hours of darkness -40
>summers are dry, dusty and full of mosquitos

It's an ok place to go make more money on average and pay less for cost of living. If you want to live in the suburbs and raise kids it's great. But it would be like.

If I was a millionaire in my 20s, I wouldn't live there.

You don't need to convince me that we fucking suck.

Trust me we fucking know mang.

aquilini is forcing that, no rebound until the sedins retire

>live in BC, but so close to Alberta that's it's 50/50 canucks/flames
>canucks will keep sucking and now the flames have turned it around and will take over
feels bad

half of those kinda apply to finland as well but i get it, doesnt sound like a great place

Laine and Poolparty both got screwed IMO

Winnipeg, while not as bad as edmonton, still fucking sucks.

Juolevi basically got the best deal, vancouver is gorgeous.

winnipeg is worse than edmonton
there's only a team in winnipeg because the richest man in Canada used his 25 billion to buy one

the good thing for juolevi is as a non canadian he can live in washington state and save a bunch on taxes

where is nau23 vs finland match thread

juolevi is probably going to get quite homesick because he is basically going to be the only finn in the city.

Ilmesesti tulee neloselta peli, ainakin telkku väittää niin

siis joo mut etin lankaa sille pelille :D

Pakarinen

It's good nightinen for me so make a new thread yourself.

Yeah, I would way rather live in Point Roberts than Hong Kouver.

Just like muh boy Torts.

You can get a 'nexus card' that lets you come and go through the border as you please.

tee ite :D

Finland v North America thread. let this dumpster fire die.

>study STEM for 300k starting
hey, max STEM salaries - 250k at info-secutiry at age 30.

i want to be a multimillionaire at age 23

>if I sent you skates, would you skate?
yes, 9.5(?) US size, my feet is 28 cm long

Jaa katos, onneks osaan lukea :D-D

Who here Canucks fans ready for Bustanen? Heard he was over 220 pounds again.