Finland v North America World Cup of Hockey Pregame/Game Thread #1

>an hour early

just needed a spot to banter

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first for comfy no bully

SUOMI 6-1 KARJALA

Who cares?
This tournament is an embarrassment to our good sport and fuckface bettman should be hung in the air Canada centre in place of a final.

>the oldest son of Selänne gave up on hockey and became a golfer
Where did it all go so wrong?

nth for team mcjesus

score predict? i prefer 4-1 win for na

Is Rinne our goalie for tonight?

As long as you make sure to score and give up a minimum of 6 goals, I would love it to be a 3 goal win by Binland.
But I think more like... 4-3 NA

yes

He could've just joined the Leafs and gotten both

Tfw no finnish gf

Comfy thread or ebin banter thread?

Kek

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I just hope the game will be meme rich and entertaining. Gl northameribros.

Rude post

Haha what a retard. NA is not a country and Finland is not a continent xd

Well Finland's continent game is pretty weak 2bh

Green Day cancelled.

I know this feel

Boooo

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1st for NA defense blows game 0 - 4

>finns
>offense

>memethews
>laffs

Finnish public health department reminds you to seek help if you have suicidal thoughts after the game

Any proven defencemen playing ameribro?

4-2 for NA. Atleast I've beer though so it's all good

Egregiously underrated

Thank you based Finn Healthcare system

If Finland just plays structured style shut down hockey, they can win easy. NA has a lot of danglers, but they'll all be nervous and making mistakes.

Finnish goaltending stops being a meme for one night and Finland wins 1-0 in shootouts. Cap it.

WISH HOKKEI WAS NOW

inb4 Perry knees one of those kids at the throne

Ekblad, Murray, & Gostisbehere.
Seth Jones is alright, but he's been on ice for some really shit plays.

Holy shit Finland's defence actually blows. RR is sort of good and Vatanen and Määttä are sometimes passable but most of them are garbage. We're going to finish dead last this in this memecup

>pool party not even on team finland

what happened

where's juti?

Korpikoski is clearly better :^)

Who /comfy/ here? Describe your comfy.

I'm having a Cuba libre and a nice cigar, anticipating some good shitposting

I'm having KD, about to have a coffee and a smoke. It literally does not get more comfy than this.

In a lamp lit room with wooden wall panels and a cup of clam chowder

Vittu

Laying on my bed with a cup of pic related. Pretty comfy desu

Imagine being Team NA and just having all rocket gf's sitting in the stands. Must be the most goddamn stacked private box in the world

Is Laine bust?

My god, that is some top tier comfy

What is KD, Google is giving me nothing to work off of

Kraft Dinner

where my /barkov/ bros at?

HAULA HAULA HAULA

>that flag
I should have known it was Kroff Dinna

I get the tournament is a joke, but I'm genuinely surprised at how dead this thread is.

Go to bed Bill Burr

it's 3:13 and sheepies are sleeping
also that meme team

Murrican babies get your ass ready for a rape. Our 20yo players are much better

It's like 3 am in Finland

Popcorn, a lot of lingonberry juice, two sandwiches and one Krusoviše and enjoying the smell of my new couch.

Woolen socks for maximum comfy, feeling really good

Everyone moved there:

everyone is at the second thread

go finland :3

Don't know about you na people but its middle of the night in europe

BULJUUUUUU

na is sick

Is this the new bread

Pulju

...

>teeni salami

Why is murray so based

>Finns didn't know about modern Rinne

>finnish goaltendies

UNCLE GARY

I knew all along, unfortunately Rask got hard goals on him against Sweden and that sealed the deal. Rask is the only good Finnish goalie left.

>generational talent is another robot

just fuck hockey up will ya

Pulju is very much not a robot

>unironically being a sens fan

Why is Finland so based? We love you finbros.

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smelly finnaboo

>you now remember how finn's were known for producing goat tier goalies

fuck finland, theyre almost as bad of Cred Forums posters as canada

i LOVE finland

i want to go back!!!!!

come boys pls win :DD

please canadians explain why is she asking mom permission to go pee?

>espn info says young team battle with tuukka rask and finland
Lmao. There are no tuukkas here

delete all these

Kill yourself shartboi
Butthurt loser

t: the one USAnian who hates finland

they're better than the Swedes

Can someone edit this so they are wearing jerseys, this could become the next great shitpost meme.

Hey, you remembered me

Will the Americans win a single game?

Is timhortons the canadian mac donalds, i thought they were the canadaian star bucks

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HESEN KASTIKE

oispa kaljaa

why can't the USA hoodie look this cool

What a Degenerate nigger commercial that was.

Forget that
Will the USA ever score a goal again?

but i am honourary fenno-ugricarum

i have been to lapland for a day and i loved it (:

Canadian dunkin donuts probably closest

I'm off to bed, lads.

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post cutie blondes

>Rinteen Pekka

Quite comfy

They aren't Canadian anymore. Bought out by Burger King.

But of course

How come Kanadian commercials are so much less cheesy than American ones?

Does that mean they are going to spread all over the US? If so then fuck yes.

>fatty berg

who is this guy?

why is he so short?

how short is he?

does he have a condition?

AKI fuggin BERG

>anouncing reports
ommmmmmmm

anyone else find that story about aki berg going from a NHL player to an equipment manager a bit sad?

Berg is a large lad

They should call up Pulju and send Laine back to Finland tbqfh

Russian is nicest

well they're up 1-0 in this game so probably

Can't deny she has a great rack.

>tfw will never be a badass Finn

>04:20:00

I bought a hat, it's dope

>there's nothing wrong with Brad Marchand

laine is so shit

Just our culture, americans like doing things over the top and cheesy

Sammy the Pistol?
Is Finland recruiting mob bosses?

nice 'zillas

wear it to a hillary rally

Are those action figures, user?

Nah. Burger King is just another multi-national corp. They will do what's best for business. Tim's tried before to open in USA but failed. BK is trying the European market instead, starting with the Brits.

What about your >our game ads

come on

Please don't leave the sticker on

hi Cred Forums

If Ronald Reagan was president he would have personally come to your house and kick your traitor ass
>kaijus
Weeaboo confirmed

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hi i heard this was the reject thred

a Canadians goal in life is to be as modest as possible in addition to being passive agressive

>has weeb toys
>bandwagons another country's team
lmao americans

They had some success in New England, didn't they?

I keep forgetting Couterier is on Team NA

>all those dindus probably fucked that white girl that night

welcom

Those are just companies forcing a canadian image on us, all canadian based companies do it and it's really just pandering

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Not true, my goal in life is to fuck your mouth with my massive dong

McMeme's loosening up a bit, looks like. Goal coming soon.

New England is in America not Europe

BLEACHED

JOHNNY HOCKEY

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

pushed down my throat harder than hilary and trump

Where's the interference on that one?


>that finncuck saying team NA is bad

>all these people mad at me buying hats
wew lads

there's literally advertising in chinese letters on the canadian rink

does this mean memes are real?

Why so many canacuck posters? Don't tell me you actually care about this piece of poo tournament?

lmao get fucked you yellow skinned faggots

>getting scored on by a manlet child
poor finland

>that hand-eye

JONNI HOKKEI

holy shit DUBS MAGIC

Fuck. I just want some timbits. We have fucking stone cold creamery why not them?

high stick please disallow

whats with the toys

Put Rask in the fucking net. Rinne is just bad...

>Announcers not losing their shit as if that wasn't impressive as fuck
>Mid air jumping tip spinning behind the back at international level

Ristolainen getting exposed

We're "multicultural"

>Team NA Americans will outscore Team USA Americans

wew

lmao

Its so the Finns can read it too

At least take the stickers off.

BABBYS ROCKIN IT

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :(

>Manlet scoring

CAN WE PUT 3 METER KOSKINEN TO THE NET NOW

that wasnt on rinne but i agree

Johnny Hockey>Kane

Godzilla is cool, man

Can't Spell NA without AMERICAAAAAAAA, HOME OF THE BRAVVVEEEE!

Pull your weight you Leafers.

Are the boards green screened or is there a led screen embedded?

>tfw johnny hockey won't make the usa olympic roster because the management will decide he isn't gritty enough

like i give a damn about this tournament

It's good hokkei

I like good hokkei

Good night, gg all parties involved

THIS PRESSURE

pretty much

shut up already, the whole team is bad

>team USA hasn't scored a goal in 3 games in best vs best tourneys
kek

SCARRRRRRR

PEKKAN'T CONTROL REBOUNDS

Oh fugg, I'm sorry Binland D:

whew lads GOLIANS BTFO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BLEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWN THE FUCK OUT

I know you dung I was talking about Tim's not BK

DROOOOOO

IN

>binland goaltending

Put poopa rask in

oh fuck off

Oh I'm going to, they're fresh out of the mail from the other day, I bought a czech one as well

youre right why would a canadian want to watch hockey? Also
>Rinne

>team NA has more goals this period than finland has shots

SHOOTING FOR A REBOUND

Finland is SHIT

scored two goals tonight m8

green screen/After Effects software

W E W
E
W

>there are finns in this thread RIGHT NOW who unironically stayed up until 3am to catch the beginning of this game

ITS OGRE
GOOD NIGHT

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>team mongoloids losing to the supreme Canadian-American alliance

binland lmao :DDD

Parayko is a fucking gem, goddamn St. Louis

Rinne is the worst of them all.

>I stayed up for this

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FINLAND BTFO

JUST FUCKING GIVE UP NOW YOU KEKS

SAVE YOURSELF THE EMBARRASSMENT

>FINKEKS THOUGHT THEY COULD BEAT TEAM NA

BTFO
T
F
O

FINKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>I woke up at 2.55am for this

OK FINLAND, EXPLAIN YOURSELF. I thought you hate foreigners.

>P3kka

yeah ok im going to sleep fuck this

>only russia vs sweden was a close game

So Canada, EU, NA, Sweden, and Russia are top contenders eh?

Not like they have anywhere to be tomorrow

>finnish goaltending

Really nice hats, tbqh famalam. My head is like a basketball, or I would've bought some too.

Pee pee poo poo

>pegga thinks he has it :D

nope

Finnish goaltending exposed
Finnish defending exposed
Actually Finnish attacking exposed too, no imagination keeps leading to turnovers

>I delayed killing myself for this

>getting mad at memes
Don't worry, maybe McGaykid will be as good as Johnny Hockey one day :^)

BABBY SPEED

I expected nothing and I am still let down.

CGI graphic overlays

Eyerape

THEY'RE LIKE A PACK OF WILD ANIMALS.

>Rinne actually making some saves

memes getting hot

stop stealing other peoples pictures
fag

delete this

this is a fucking blowout holy shit

The colours and logos are sick, but I can't do flat brimmed hats anymore

is team NA good or is binland just bad?

Welp, gg team NA. Your future truly looks bright.

>binlan

What? They're all my pictures and all my hats user

BASED NORTH AMERICA FUCKING FINLAND

WITNESS THE FURY

Skoda cup in 8 months. See you then.

NA > Canada > Yurop > Sweden. The rest don't matter.

both

Get rid of Marjamäki. We've done a lot better with way more shittier teams than this.

Good night, better team won

GET OUT OF THERE
THIS IS EMBARASSING
I'M SO SORRY YOU HAD TO SEE THIS

LET FINNS WIN
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Not really.

1. Canada

(power gap)

2. NA
3. Sweden

(power gap)

4. Russia
5. Finland

(power gap)

6. Czech

(power gap)

7. Europe

(power gap)

8. CHL all star team

(power gap)

9. Team USA

I'm the opposite, small head/thin hair so tall crown hats look stupid on me

both

team NA looks like the hungriest team around the net in the tourney so far.

A mix. Finland just can't handle the speed.

Autism Matthews is better than Connor McMeme
Prove me wrong
protip: you can't

THIS RAPE TRAIN!!!

this was maybe true 5 years ago. sweden is czech tier now

Team NA is good. They're gonna walk right through to the finals. Speed kills. Can't slow down what you can't catch.

let's just focus on floorball

Yeah, from what I've heard snapbacks are out of style now, but I don't really care. I like to wear them on the weekends when I'm out of my work clothes

:')

who cares, it's a meme competition.
even the russian stream I'm watching this on lists it as a friendly competition.
there is no legitimacy.

you can't even change the file names you lazy fuck

>floorball

Sweden came 2nd in Sochi just 3 years ago

Finland is the team USA of Europe.

Or maybe those esports I've been hearing so much about

binland is just bad, but this is good experience for them. Will end up with a Team CAN or Team USA vs Finland epic in the future (5+ years) with the same players playing one another in Olympics or something.

>inb4 we make a meme comeback

LET US WIN

All you have to do is throw a puzzle on the ice and your team gets a free PP as autiston stops to solve it.

>team north america allows canada and usa to cheer on the same team
The meme power is too powerful

Lawl. U wish ya failure of a country

>teams with Canadians on them haven't given up a singe goal yet

embrace the memes and it will happen

>2014 was 3 years ago

I want Selanne and Saku back. This team sucks

Why did Aki Berg wait until retirement to look like someone who could crush your skull and not like a young trustfund college boy?

at least the Finnish aren't sucking migrant dick Jamal

What do we chant for team NA?

U S A
CA NA DA

?

1-3 I could believe in memeback but this team has looked like a team that wont' score a single goal this game

WHY IS EVERY GAME A FUCKING SHUTOUT I WANT TO BE ENTERTAINED

U-S-A of course

Christ I'm getting old

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>Cheeky Joe

"fuck eur-ope"

i like suomi :(

Kanada needs americas help beating a small finland in their national sport lamo

good luck beating us in OUR national sport even with america

esports is too big. floorball is perfect, at least a silver guaranteed every year.

I love leo komarov

Who knows, with all this finnish trademark goaltending and pp it might even end 5-0

TRUMP
TRUMP
TRUMP
TRUMP
TRUMP

Looks like the only thing he is crushing is an XL pizza and a 12 pack

the Americans in the crowd don't stop clapping, and the Canadians don't stop shouting; that's how it works.

Won't watch 3rd if no binland goal now.

at least your women are cute

I'll still wear mine (backwards only) to the gym/gym class but wear MLB low crown masterrace now

>morgan freeman does tv commercials now
what happened

If Team NA even gets to the finals I'd bet they go down to U-21. Some of these guys have 5+ years of NHL experience.

So is team North America™ the official good guys of this tournament?

4-0

GOOOOOOOLLLL GOL GOL GOL GOL

SCAAARRRRRR

RINNE

JUST.

STOP THIS MASSACRE

SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

4-0
>BINLAND

>women

So sorry Binland

ouch

>FINL4ND
>PEKK4
>SU4MI

>finns right now

yep
this is the point where im going to sleep
night folks

Marjamäki was a mistake.

They're a dank meme, that's all that matters

What did he mean by this?

>I stayed up for this

At leas the beer here is cheaper than in Finland

>yfw that guy is an MP
>yfw he made this video while already in the parliament
memes

SEPARATED SINCE DUBYA DUBYA TWO

THE AMERICA CANADA MESS AROUND

BACK AT IT AGAIN

EUROS CANNOT CONTEND

BORN TO DIE

WORLD IS A FUCK

KILL EM ALL 1989

I am a trash man

410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS

FUCKIN PIECE OF SHIT GO HOOOME

>the orange buffon

jesus finland

SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

>Pekk4

Landeskog and MacKinnon leading their teams to wins

>Mex-i-co
Otherwise literally racism

STOP THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD

Rinne getting exposed hard. Hopefully Marjamäki realizes how much better Rask is.

TIME TO PULL GOALIE!!

FINLAND IS ON FIRE

I'm starting to enjoy this. Something wrong with me?

is rinne elite rebound controller?

2k2a time

Maata never the same after the heem dizzies.

He's elite, I swear!

>tf
>tp

Onpas hyviä mustikoita nam nam.

>McMeme won't even get a pity goal in a blowout

Why did they make Marjamäki the headcoach again?

>sharks original six

>thinking we even care about this tournament

kek

Jesus

Does USA play North America? I would love to see Torts and his stupid fucking personnel decisions get shit on by this speed

NA isn't even that good rinne is just giving up the most gigantic rebounds i've ever seen in pro hockey

>Marjamäki
literally who

Finland will meme 0 scored goals this tournament mark my words

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>san jose
top kek

idk if you were trying to >canadian math me, but Sochi was Feb 2014, and it's currently Sept 2016, so we're closer to 3 years than 2

plenty of time for the empty netter

apology for bad english

where were you when finland is kill?

I was at home drinking superior NA beer

"finland is die"

"yes"

I haven't seen anyone fall for that pic in like a year and a half.

What can I say. We are getting boyhandled.

Like how do you think grandpa feel like when they see the Asgard which recognize that the ships within your budget for a couple of days to go back and let me know if you have any other information about nipples

muh investment into the future

That's why our first line is made up of teenagers.

i'm enjoying this

>buffon

Best sakker keeper ever. Thanks for the compliment, your support is important.

what the fuck

I live in the north, only migrants near me are those fucking mexicans in ontario

>Team NA wins tourney
>McMeme gets 1 goal and 3 assists in the tourney
>I can see the memesters and talking heads
>Well he didn't put up the points he wanted to but he really led this team with that C

That's a cheeky meme I'll get dubs to confirm it now

gooooooooood night

They're in different groups and USA probably won't move on at this rate so they won't play

If USA makes it out of round robin (spoilers: they won't), then maybe.

this is literally a practice tournament for team finland not even joking

>american """""beer"""""

>binland

u sure you dont want to, handle, those boys?

lmao they should have taken more kids

i bet the likes of rantanen wouldve been so much more useful than korpishit and other old boys

this needs to happen.

sauce/name?

Kariya needs to fuck Selanne's wife some more and birth some Canadian/Finn freaks so Finland can have some hope in the future.

>McMeme still hasn't scored
I'M STARTING TO LOSE IT, LADS

youtube.com/watch?v=iVFVEy0KyL8

>tfw never get to see N.A. vs U.S.S.R.

Why live

Group A is a fucking joke.

It's literally just handing Canada a free pass.

Every Group B matchup seems great.

feels good man, this was some easy money

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Founders
Dark Horse
Belles
etc

Euros cant into beer anymore

Take your Nazi shit elsewhere

They tried to rig it for USA too but they went full Torts so lol

post boipucci

>thailand

@hauskat_hoki_huumori_kuvat

DID THAT GUY JUST GET KEKED BY BRENT BURNS?

Russian who not into hockey here.

How
The
Fuck
U-23 team
With avg age of 21.5 years
Are so incredebly better than mighty finns??????

Arent they students?
Or are they in nhl already? Are they even top-10 players of their teams?

it's real pekka hours

who tf still up?

Is Rinne drunk? He has no idea where any of his rebounds are going

Nuge is looking pretty based tonight.

memes

>Or are they in nhl already? Are they even top-10 players of their teams?

yeah it's mostly top draft picks, they're good

Finland has the second youngest team in the tournament, only couple of years older than the NA. Also they're shit.

Remember that guy DEN GLIDER IN? I think he was right about Finnish goaltending.

We're going through a surge of great young talent entering the league right now. Everyone except Auston Matthews (2016 first overall pick) is an NHL regular. Their goalie won the cup this year as the starter

They are all really good NHL players. The best u-24 from the US and Canada.
Finland is mostly young in this tourney too. Lots of injuries and guys not playing.

pretty sure only one who hasn't played in NHL is Mathews, and he was 1st overall pick in the draft.

´Meme team. Literally rookies only in defense. Selanne, Saku and Jokinen are gone

>yfw rinne starts the next game too because keeping up goalie moral is integral to the team strategy

everyone on the NA team except for Austin Matthews has at least 1 year under their belt

fuck this and now i gotta go to work fuck ym life god damn what the fuck

Well you see the thing is that Team Finland is shit

>tfw my zero goals for patmeme bustne prediction comes true

lol Maata is so butthurt

Who /teamNA/ now?

>this flag
>this topic

Is tomorrow's Czech/Europe game the worst matchup in the WCH?

>only now

bandwagoner

iirc he's some degenerate on an extended vacation fucking ladyboys

I wish we had Ruutu instead of Korpikoski

It's not like either of them would get points but Ruutu could at least goon it up

Every single person playing on N.A is pretty much a cornerstone of their respective franchises. The only ones who aren't are still considered great players anyways.

I rep NA and CND and have since before this started.
Although I'm sad that Laine hasn't shined much here, he'll probably do better playing with actual Canadians in Winnipeg.

Probably the least hyped. Hopefully Europe can win to buttfuck the Americans

USA team is a fucking joke, they think it's 96 deadpuck hockey still, and Mike Richter pretty much won that series not muh grit

usa/anyone is

North American master race, that's why. They'll probably win the whole thing because they have like 8/10 of the fastest players in the NHL and they're all extremely highly skilled

Maybe but I'll still Czech it out

No, Europe at least has Kopitar, Josi, Draisaitl, etc. USA/Czech will be straight trash.

jonny hockeysticks

Cz - USA would be

hot

If meme magic holds true and the young guns are in a best of 3 with team canada, I think NA will run them into the ground. No fucking way they can keep up.

>yfw finlan goes 5-0 in the 3rd

I will literally stop watching international games until Marjamäki is fired if he starts Rinne again in this tourney.

H-HE'S FAST

>old man Weber trying to chase these kids

comedy gold

ummmm europe is still king of beers sweetie x

you're king of meme ipas

Yeh. This game is entertaining.

but the big boys may hit back a bit

Do the players get paid to play in this shit?

This game could've been 8-0 nothing by now. They will regret no PK then.

Korpikoski literally can't do anything with the puck. There is no excuse to have him on the team over a guy like Rantanen

can't hit what you can't catch

yes though not comparable to their nhl salaries

You unironically think anyone gives a shit?

Can't hit what you can't catch. They can avoid checks.

I'm really sure people are fucking surprised an NHL player is walking through a door when the room is literally packed with fucking cameramen and media people.

Laine hatty in the 3rd cap this

Ha ha lol

I cared

What a joke
>Rasmus "The very definition of bust" Ristolainen
>Pekka "Rebound control" Rinne
>Fucking Lepistä, Lindell and Pokka
>Joonas "What the fuck am I doing here" Korpisalo
>Jokinen Filppula Komarov generating any offense
>Koivu can't win a single faceoff
>Laine killing his lines offense by carrying the puck alone and shootin from literally anywhere
And thats not even all of it. Fuck

lucky to get a shot in

but muh golden generation :^)

SOCCER

BEEELOOOOOWNNNNNN

THEFUCK

OUT

He's never gonna score again, lads.

Predicted us losing this game a few hoc threads ago, I think we might actually do better vs ruskies and svärjes

Has he ever scored before? I'm not sure

Our 4th line is abysmal, 3rd and 2nd are bad and only 1st has done somewhat decently. Every dman has looked lost at some point and most of them have trouble keeping up with the pace of the NA kids

Nigga what the fuck are you talking about. Joonas Korpisalo is not on the team. The three goalies are Rinne, Rask, Koskinen.

Rasmus will be god tier in 5 years. He's a fucking savage.

my gf is thai

how does this make you feel

>SOCCER
FOY

6-4 for finland last goal is an empty netter

cap this im going to sleep now 4 reals

Why are Swedes so butthurt? I cheered for you.

I said this team is literally the fastest team I've ever seen after the first Europe game. >We just can't keep up with this pace. Also >Rinne. This is just a shitshow.

who isnt?

I miss bulju. Obviously the defense is young as heck and should get a lot better.

I think he's aussie

He was good last year...

You're up Wednesday cuck

>old man who struggles to defend
vs
>black man who can't defend

Hmmm...

Next world cup there will be a Team Meme™, which will be made from all rookies regardless of country

They will beat Canada 12-1 in the finals

Cap this post

fuck, obviously ment Lauri korpikoski

Makes me feel like you're aging, fat, bald and had to buy a slant eyed whore because you can't get white women.

so if these speed babby's actually win this thing, does this mean the nhl moves full blown into the speed game?

>caring about a meme tourney with made up meme teams and rigged groups

Hopefully, these dump and chase years have been pretty shit desu

Eh, people overrate them because they're beating the literally worst team in the tournament.

Lundqvist not gonna let one in

Screenshot this

>we have big boys
What did he mean by this?

Some teams already figured it out.

for you

Some kind of positives, Barkov and Granlund doing fine. Maybe Rask starts 3rd.

you should really stick with markstrom

dunno man czechs didnt look that good either except neuvirth

binland bis bucking brash

>2008 was 28 years ago

>finland

They're sheltered in Group B. Europeans aren't going to play the same physical game you see in the NHL.

shut up you slut

czechs would've been legit contenders if they had their original lineup

>brandon saad
>ryan murray
>seth jones
good to see my blue jackets out there doing something useful for once

tfw North America doesn't lose a single game

>aging
im 21
>fat
yeah
>bald
actually I have nice hair
>buy
nah

but yeah, I'm mostly with her because I can't get a white girl with the same body. she does anal tho which is nice

if they start rinne its going to be 7-0

>Gaudreau wants $8.5 million
>Calgary doesn't want to give him more than $6.7 million

This could get interesting.

>KENDO
>KENDO
>KENDO
>KENDO
>KENDO

how feminine is her penis?

that's a dealbreaker desu

>If we have two teams we double our chance to win!

North american fairness everybody

>>buy
>nah
Actually she is with you only because of money. So yeah.

this, also
>a fucking continent vs small northern europe country
Hows that fair

>scared of a bunch of kids

surprisingly it's more feminine than mine

>she's in canada for school
>thus she pays 3x more for tuition than I do
>I'm poor compared to her

I h8 Calgary but they should let him walk to KHL. He'll eventually grow up and return b4 Xhristmas

The meme team should win the meme cup

when is the next coaches corner

gutted there's none tonight

They have three teams though.

>if we prep two bulls, we double our chance to be culturally enriched!

>bunch of kids
>23 year old guys
some of the guys are in their prime. finland has two fucking 18 year olds next to 20 year old center for fucks sake.

next thread here

shut up you shit-at-hockey-country-person

>complaining about a bunch of kids
thats like saying its not fair they let a high school team into a college tourney.

That's how contract negotiations work m8

You ask for more than you're worth

produce some better players then you yellow fuckhead

NOW WITH RIGGED GROUPS TM

>North America
>Canada
>USA
3 teams

>Europe
>Russia
>Sweden
>Finland
>Czech Republic
5 teams

>euros cant win with 60% more teams

$2 million apart seems like a pretty big number, though.

America always wins baby. Finland needs to learn how to get good players.

>11 posts early
mods

yellow haired fucks
scared of a bunch of kids
>KIDS
KEK

I meant from the perspective of each nation

And they will probably meet in the 6.75 to 7 million range

>Quality over quantity

You guys have 5 teams for an entire continent
We have 3 teams for an entire continent

You have more teams

>wah wah other countries are bigger than mine and are better at that sport

>all these butthurt yuropoors think there should be one team who has both Crosby/Kane AND McGaykid/Kikel/Matthews/etc
lel

should I spend this next hour watching hockey or masturbating?

Did I just see McMeme steamroll a motherfucker?

Yes, McMeme the grinder

Just beat up Rinne now

Doesn't matter sombody will be getting fucked anywway

rude but accurate

BLAHOWN THE FUCK OUT

>mfw laine can check

Look what you did!!