>an hour early
just needed a spot to banter
>an hour early
just needed a spot to banter
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first for comfy no bully
SUOMI 6-1 KARJALA
Who cares?
This tournament is an embarrassment to our good sport and fuckface bettman should be hung in the air Canada centre in place of a final.
>the oldest son of Selänne gave up on hockey and became a golfer
Where did it all go so wrong?
nth for team mcjesus
score predict? i prefer 4-1 win for na
Is Rinne our goalie for tonight?
As long as you make sure to score and give up a minimum of 6 goals, I would love it to be a 3 goal win by Binland.
But I think more like... 4-3 NA
yes
He could've just joined the Leafs and gotten both
Tfw no finnish gf
Comfy thread or ebin banter thread?
Kek
...
I just hope the game will be meme rich and entertaining. Gl northameribros.
Rude post
Haha what a retard. NA is not a country and Finland is not a continent xd
Well Finland's continent game is pretty weak 2bh
Green Day cancelled.
I know this feel
Boooo
...
1st for NA defense blows game 0 - 4
>finns
>offense
>memethews
>laffs
Finnish public health department reminds you to seek help if you have suicidal thoughts after the game
Any proven defencemen playing ameribro?
4-2 for NA. Atleast I've beer though so it's all good
Egregiously underrated
Thank you based Finn Healthcare system
If Finland just plays structured style shut down hockey, they can win easy. NA has a lot of danglers, but they'll all be nervous and making mistakes.
Finnish goaltending stops being a meme for one night and Finland wins 1-0 in shootouts. Cap it.
WISH HOKKEI WAS NOW
inb4 Perry knees one of those kids at the throne
Ekblad, Murray, & Gostisbehere.
Seth Jones is alright, but he's been on ice for some really shit plays.
Holy shit Finland's defence actually blows. RR is sort of good and Vatanen and Määttä are sometimes passable but most of them are garbage. We're going to finish dead last this in this memecup
>pool party not even on team finland
what happened
where's juti?
Korpikoski is clearly better :^)
Who /comfy/ here? Describe your comfy.
I'm having a Cuba libre and a nice cigar, anticipating some good shitposting
I'm having KD, about to have a coffee and a smoke. It literally does not get more comfy than this.
In a lamp lit room with wooden wall panels and a cup of clam chowder
Vittu
Laying on my bed with a cup of pic related. Pretty comfy desu
Imagine being Team NA and just having all rocket gf's sitting in the stands. Must be the most goddamn stacked private box in the world
Is Laine bust?
My god, that is some top tier comfy
What is KD, Google is giving me nothing to work off of
Kraft Dinner
where my /barkov/ bros at?
HAULA HAULA HAULA
>that flag
I should have known it was Kroff Dinna
I get the tournament is a joke, but I'm genuinely surprised at how dead this thread is.
Go to bed Bill Burr
it's 3:13 and sheepies are sleeping
also that meme team
Murrican babies get your ass ready for a rape. Our 20yo players are much better
It's like 3 am in Finland
Popcorn, a lot of lingonberry juice, two sandwiches and one Krusoviše and enjoying the smell of my new couch.
Woolen socks for maximum comfy, feeling really good
Everyone moved there:
everyone is at the second thread
go finland :3
Don't know about you na people but its middle of the night in europe
BULJUUUUUU
na is sick
Is this the new bread
Pulju
...
>teeni salami
Why is murray so based
>Finns didn't know about modern Rinne
>finnish goaltendies
UNCLE GARY
I knew all along, unfortunately Rask got hard goals on him against Sweden and that sealed the deal. Rask is the only good Finnish goalie left.
>generational talent is another robot
just fuck hockey up will ya
Pulju is very much not a robot
>unironically being a sens fan
Why is Finland so based? We love you finbros.
...
smelly finnaboo
>you now remember how finn's were known for producing goat tier goalies
fuck finland, theyre almost as bad of Cred Forums posters as canada
i LOVE finland
i want to go back!!!!!
come boys pls win :DD
please canadians explain why is she asking mom permission to go pee?
>espn info says young team battle with tuukka rask and finland
Lmao. There are no tuukkas here
delete all these
Kill yourself shartboi
Butthurt loser
t: the one USAnian who hates finland
they're better than the Swedes
Can someone edit this so they are wearing jerseys, this could become the next great shitpost meme.
Hey, you remembered me
Will the Americans win a single game?
Is timhortons the canadian mac donalds, i thought they were the canadaian star bucks
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HESEN KASTIKE
oispa kaljaa
why can't the USA hoodie look this cool
What a Degenerate nigger commercial that was.
Forget that
Will the USA ever score a goal again?
but i am honourary fenno-ugricarum
i have been to lapland for a day and i loved it (:
Canadian dunkin donuts probably closest
I'm off to bed, lads.
>Report submitted! This window will close in 3 seconds...
post cutie blondes
>Rinteen Pekka
Quite comfy
They aren't Canadian anymore. Bought out by Burger King.
But of course
How come Kanadian commercials are so much less cheesy than American ones?
Does that mean they are going to spread all over the US? If so then fuck yes.
>fatty berg
who is this guy?
why is he so short?
how short is he?
does he have a condition?
AKI fuggin BERG
>anouncing reports
ommmmmmmm
anyone else find that story about aki berg going from a NHL player to an equipment manager a bit sad?
Berg is a large lad
They should call up Pulju and send Laine back to Finland tbqfh
Russian is nicest
well they're up 1-0 in this game so probably
Can't deny she has a great rack.
>tfw will never be a badass Finn
>04:20:00
I bought a hat, it's dope
>there's nothing wrong with Brad Marchand
laine is so shit
Just our culture, americans like doing things over the top and cheesy
Sammy the Pistol?
Is Finland recruiting mob bosses?
nice 'zillas
wear it to a hillary rally
Are those action figures, user?
Nah. Burger King is just another multi-national corp. They will do what's best for business. Tim's tried before to open in USA but failed. BK is trying the European market instead, starting with the Brits.
What about your >our game ads
come on
Please don't leave the sticker on
hi Cred Forums
If Ronald Reagan was president he would have personally come to your house and kick your traitor ass
>kaijus
Weeaboo confirmed
...
hi i heard this was the reject thred
a Canadians goal in life is to be as modest as possible in addition to being passive agressive
>has weeb toys
>bandwagons another country's team
lmao americans
They had some success in New England, didn't they?
I keep forgetting Couterier is on Team NA
>all those dindus probably fucked that white girl that night
welcom
Those are just companies forcing a canadian image on us, all canadian based companies do it and it's really just pandering
...
Not true, my goal in life is to fuck your mouth with my massive dong
McMeme's loosening up a bit, looks like. Goal coming soon.
New England is in America not Europe
BLEACHED
JOHNNY HOCKEY
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pushed down my throat harder than hilary and trump
Where's the interference on that one?
>that finncuck saying team NA is bad
>all these people mad at me buying hats
wew lads
there's literally advertising in chinese letters on the canadian rink
does this mean memes are real?
Why so many canacuck posters? Don't tell me you actually care about this piece of poo tournament?
lmao get fucked you yellow skinned faggots
>getting scored on by a manlet child
poor finland
>that hand-eye
JONNI HOKKEI
holy shit DUBS MAGIC
Fuck. I just want some timbits. We have fucking stone cold creamery why not them?
high stick please disallow
whats with the toys
Put Rask in the fucking net. Rinne is just bad...
>Announcers not losing their shit as if that wasn't impressive as fuck
>Mid air jumping tip spinning behind the back at international level
Ristolainen getting exposed
We're "multicultural"
>Team NA Americans will outscore Team USA Americans
wew
lmao
Its so the Finns can read it too
At least take the stickers off.
BABBYS ROCKIN IT
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :(
>Manlet scoring
CAN WE PUT 3 METER KOSKINEN TO THE NET NOW
that wasnt on rinne but i agree
Johnny Hockey>Kane
Godzilla is cool, man
Can't Spell NA without AMERICAAAAAAAA, HOME OF THE BRAVVVEEEE!
Pull your weight you Leafers.
Are the boards green screened or is there a led screen embedded?
>tfw johnny hockey won't make the usa olympic roster because the management will decide he isn't gritty enough
like i give a damn about this tournament
It's good hokkei
I like good hokkei
Good night, gg all parties involved
THIS PRESSURE
pretty much
shut up already, the whole team is bad
>team USA hasn't scored a goal in 3 games in best vs best tourneys
kek
SCARRRRRRR
PEKKAN'T CONTROL REBOUNDS
Oh fugg, I'm sorry Binland D:
whew lads GOLIANS BTFO
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BLEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWN THE FUCK OUT
I know you dung I was talking about Tim's not BK
DROOOOOO
IN
>binland goaltending
Put poopa rask in
oh fuck off
Oh I'm going to, they're fresh out of the mail from the other day, I bought a czech one as well
youre right why would a canadian want to watch hockey? Also
>Rinne
>team NA has more goals this period than finland has shots
SHOOTING FOR A REBOUND
Finland is SHIT
scored two goals tonight m8
green screen/After Effects software
W E W
E
W
>there are finns in this thread RIGHT NOW who unironically stayed up until 3am to catch the beginning of this game
ITS OGRE
GOOD NIGHT
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>team mongoloids losing to the supreme Canadian-American alliance
binland lmao :DDD
Parayko is a fucking gem, goddamn St. Louis
Rinne is the worst of them all.
>I stayed up for this
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
FINLAND BTFO
JUST FUCKING GIVE UP NOW YOU KEKS
SAVE YOURSELF THE EMBARRASSMENT
>FINKEKS THOUGHT THEY COULD BEAT TEAM NA
BTFO
T
F
O
FINKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>I woke up at 2.55am for this
OK FINLAND, EXPLAIN YOURSELF. I thought you hate foreigners.
>P3kka
yeah ok im going to sleep fuck this
>only russia vs sweden was a close game
So Canada, EU, NA, Sweden, and Russia are top contenders eh?
Not like they have anywhere to be tomorrow
>finnish goaltending
Really nice hats, tbqh famalam. My head is like a basketball, or I would've bought some too.
Pee pee poo poo
>pegga thinks he has it :D
nope
Finnish goaltending exposed
Finnish defending exposed
Actually Finnish attacking exposed too, no imagination keeps leading to turnovers
>I delayed killing myself for this
>getting mad at memes
Don't worry, maybe McGaykid will be as good as Johnny Hockey one day :^)
BABBY SPEED
I expected nothing and I am still let down.
CGI graphic overlays
Eyerape
THEY'RE LIKE A PACK OF WILD ANIMALS.
>Rinne actually making some saves
memes getting hot
stop stealing other peoples pictures
fag
delete this
this is a fucking blowout holy shit
The colours and logos are sick, but I can't do flat brimmed hats anymore
is team NA good or is binland just bad?
Welp, gg team NA. Your future truly looks bright.
>binlan
What? They're all my pictures and all my hats user
BASED NORTH AMERICA FUCKING FINLAND
WITNESS THE FURY
Skoda cup in 8 months. See you then.
NA > Canada > Yurop > Sweden. The rest don't matter.
both
Get rid of Marjamäki. We've done a lot better with way more shittier teams than this.
Good night, better team won
GET OUT OF THERE
THIS IS EMBARASSING
I'M SO SORRY YOU HAD TO SEE THIS
LET FINNS WIN
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Not really.
1. Canada
(power gap)
2. NA
3. Sweden
(power gap)
4. Russia
5. Finland
(power gap)
6. Czech
(power gap)
7. Europe
(power gap)
8. CHL all star team
(power gap)
9. Team USA
I'm the opposite, small head/thin hair so tall crown hats look stupid on me
both
team NA looks like the hungriest team around the net in the tourney so far.
A mix. Finland just can't handle the speed.
Autism Matthews is better than Connor McMeme
Prove me wrong
protip: you can't
THIS RAPE TRAIN!!!
this was maybe true 5 years ago. sweden is czech tier now
Team NA is good. They're gonna walk right through to the finals. Speed kills. Can't slow down what you can't catch.
let's just focus on floorball
Yeah, from what I've heard snapbacks are out of style now, but I don't really care. I like to wear them on the weekends when I'm out of my work clothes
:')
who cares, it's a meme competition.
even the russian stream I'm watching this on lists it as a friendly competition.
there is no legitimacy.
you can't even change the file names you lazy fuck
>floorball
Sweden came 2nd in Sochi just 3 years ago
Finland is the team USA of Europe.
Or maybe those esports I've been hearing so much about
binland is just bad, but this is good experience for them. Will end up with a Team CAN or Team USA vs Finland epic in the future (5+ years) with the same players playing one another in Olympics or something.
>inb4 we make a meme comeback
LET US WIN
All you have to do is throw a puzzle on the ice and your team gets a free PP as autiston stops to solve it.
>team north america allows canada and usa to cheer on the same team
The meme power is too powerful
Lawl. U wish ya failure of a country
>teams with Canadians on them haven't given up a singe goal yet
embrace the memes and it will happen
>2014 was 3 years ago
I want Selanne and Saku back. This team sucks
Why did Aki Berg wait until retirement to look like someone who could crush your skull and not like a young trustfund college boy?
at least the Finnish aren't sucking migrant dick Jamal
What do we chant for team NA?
U S A
CA NA DA
?
1-3 I could believe in memeback but this team has looked like a team that wont' score a single goal this game
WHY IS EVERY GAME A FUCKING SHUTOUT I WANT TO BE ENTERTAINED
U-S-A of course
Christ I'm getting old
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>Cheeky Joe
"fuck eur-ope"
i like suomi :(
Kanada needs americas help beating a small finland in their national sport lamo
good luck beating us in OUR national sport even with america
esports is too big. floorball is perfect, at least a silver guaranteed every year.
I love leo komarov
Who knows, with all this finnish trademark goaltending and pp it might even end 5-0
TRUMP
TRUMP
TRUMP
TRUMP
TRUMP
Looks like the only thing he is crushing is an XL pizza and a 12 pack
the Americans in the crowd don't stop clapping, and the Canadians don't stop shouting; that's how it works.
Won't watch 3rd if no binland goal now.
at least your women are cute
I'll still wear mine (backwards only) to the gym/gym class but wear MLB low crown masterrace now
>morgan freeman does tv commercials now
what happened
If Team NA even gets to the finals I'd bet they go down to U-21. Some of these guys have 5+ years of NHL experience.
So is team North America™ the official good guys of this tournament?
4-0
GOOOOOOOLLLL GOL GOL GOL GOL
SCAAARRRRRR
RINNE
JUST.
STOP THIS MASSACRE
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
4-0
>BINLAND
>women
So sorry Binland
ouch
>FINL4ND
>PEKK4
>SU4MI
>finns right now
yep
this is the point where im going to sleep
night folks
Marjamäki was a mistake.
They're a dank meme, that's all that matters
What did he mean by this?
>I stayed up for this
At leas the beer here is cheaper than in Finland
>yfw that guy is an MP
>yfw he made this video while already in the parliament
memes
SEPARATED SINCE DUBYA DUBYA TWO
THE AMERICA CANADA MESS AROUND
BACK AT IT AGAIN
EUROS CANNOT CONTEND
BORN TO DIE
WORLD IS A FUCK
KILL EM ALL 1989
I am a trash man
410,757,864,530 DEAD COPS
FUCKIN PIECE OF SHIT GO HOOOME
>the orange buffon
jesus finland
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>Pekk4
Landeskog and MacKinnon leading their teams to wins
>Mex-i-co
Otherwise literally racism
STOP THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD
Rinne getting exposed hard. Hopefully Marjamäki realizes how much better Rask is.
TIME TO PULL GOALIE!!
FINLAND IS ON FIRE
I'm starting to enjoy this. Something wrong with me?
is rinne elite rebound controller?
2k2a time
Maata never the same after the heem dizzies.
He's elite, I swear!
>tf
>tp
Onpas hyviä mustikoita nam nam.
>McMeme won't even get a pity goal in a blowout
Why did they make Marjamäki the headcoach again?
>sharks original six
>thinking we even care about this tournament
kek
Jesus
Does USA play North America? I would love to see Torts and his stupid fucking personnel decisions get shit on by this speed
NA isn't even that good rinne is just giving up the most gigantic rebounds i've ever seen in pro hockey
>Marjamäki
literally who
Finland will meme 0 scored goals this tournament mark my words
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>san jose
top kek
idk if you were trying to >canadian math me, but Sochi was Feb 2014, and it's currently Sept 2016, so we're closer to 3 years than 2
plenty of time for the empty netter
apology for bad english
where were you when finland is kill?
I was at home drinking superior NA beer
"finland is die"
"yes"
I haven't seen anyone fall for that pic in like a year and a half.
What can I say. We are getting boyhandled.
Like how do you think grandpa feel like when they see the Asgard which recognize that the ships within your budget for a couple of days to go back and let me know if you have any other information about nipples
muh investment into the future
That's why our first line is made up of teenagers.
i'm enjoying this
>buffon
Best sakker keeper ever. Thanks for the compliment, your support is important.
what the fuck
I live in the north, only migrants near me are those fucking mexicans in ontario
>Team NA wins tourney
>McMeme gets 1 goal and 3 assists in the tourney
>I can see the memesters and talking heads
>Well he didn't put up the points he wanted to but he really led this team with that C
That's a cheeky meme I'll get dubs to confirm it now
gooooooooood night
They're in different groups and USA probably won't move on at this rate so they won't play
If USA makes it out of round robin (spoilers: they won't), then maybe.
this is literally a practice tournament for team finland not even joking
>american """""beer"""""
>binland
u sure you dont want to, handle, those boys?
lmao they should have taken more kids
i bet the likes of rantanen wouldve been so much more useful than korpishit and other old boys
this needs to happen.
sauce/name?
Kariya needs to fuck Selanne's wife some more and birth some Canadian/Finn freaks so Finland can have some hope in the future.
>McMeme still hasn't scored
I'M STARTING TO LOSE IT, LADS
>tfw never get to see N.A. vs U.S.S.R.
Why live
Group A is a fucking joke.
It's literally just handing Canada a free pass.
Every Group B matchup seems great.
feels good man, this was some easy money
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Founders
Dark Horse
Belles
etc
Euros cant into beer anymore
Take your Nazi shit elsewhere
They tried to rig it for USA too but they went full Torts so lol
post boipucci
>thailand
@hauskat_hoki_huumori_kuvat
DID THAT GUY JUST GET KEKED BY BRENT BURNS?
Russian who not into hockey here.
How
The
Fuck
U-23 team
With avg age of 21.5 years
Are so incredebly better than mighty finns??????
Arent they students?
Or are they in nhl already? Are they even top-10 players of their teams?
it's real pekka hours
who tf still up?
Is Rinne drunk? He has no idea where any of his rebounds are going
Nuge is looking pretty based tonight.
memes
>Or are they in nhl already? Are they even top-10 players of their teams?
yeah it's mostly top draft picks, they're good
Finland has the second youngest team in the tournament, only couple of years older than the NA. Also they're shit.
Remember that guy DEN GLIDER IN? I think he was right about Finnish goaltending.
We're going through a surge of great young talent entering the league right now. Everyone except Auston Matthews (2016 first overall pick) is an NHL regular. Their goalie won the cup this year as the starter
They are all really good NHL players. The best u-24 from the US and Canada.
Finland is mostly young in this tourney too. Lots of injuries and guys not playing.
pretty sure only one who hasn't played in NHL is Mathews, and he was 1st overall pick in the draft.
´Meme team. Literally rookies only in defense. Selanne, Saku and Jokinen are gone
>yfw rinne starts the next game too because keeping up goalie moral is integral to the team strategy
everyone on the NA team except for Austin Matthews has at least 1 year under their belt
fuck this and now i gotta go to work fuck ym life god damn what the fuck
Well you see the thing is that Team Finland is shit
>tfw my zero goals for patmeme bustne prediction comes true
lol Maata is so butthurt
Who /teamNA/ now?
>this flag
>this topic
Is tomorrow's Czech/Europe game the worst matchup in the WCH?
>only now
bandwagoner
iirc he's some degenerate on an extended vacation fucking ladyboys
I wish we had Ruutu instead of Korpikoski
It's not like either of them would get points but Ruutu could at least goon it up
Every single person playing on N.A is pretty much a cornerstone of their respective franchises. The only ones who aren't are still considered great players anyways.
I rep NA and CND and have since before this started.
Although I'm sad that Laine hasn't shined much here, he'll probably do better playing with actual Canadians in Winnipeg.
Probably the least hyped. Hopefully Europe can win to buttfuck the Americans
USA team is a fucking joke, they think it's 96 deadpuck hockey still, and Mike Richter pretty much won that series not muh grit
usa/anyone is
North American master race, that's why. They'll probably win the whole thing because they have like 8/10 of the fastest players in the NHL and they're all extremely highly skilled
Maybe but I'll still Czech it out
No, Europe at least has Kopitar, Josi, Draisaitl, etc. USA/Czech will be straight trash.
jonny hockeysticks
Cz - USA would be
hot
If meme magic holds true and the young guns are in a best of 3 with team canada, I think NA will run them into the ground. No fucking way they can keep up.
>yfw finlan goes 5-0 in the 3rd
I will literally stop watching international games until Marjamäki is fired if he starts Rinne again in this tourney.
H-HE'S FAST
>old man Weber trying to chase these kids
comedy gold
ummmm europe is still king of beers sweetie x
you're king of meme ipas
Yeh. This game is entertaining.
but the big boys may hit back a bit
Do the players get paid to play in this shit?
This game could've been 8-0 nothing by now. They will regret no PK then.
Korpikoski literally can't do anything with the puck. There is no excuse to have him on the team over a guy like Rantanen
can't hit what you can't catch
yes though not comparable to their nhl salaries
You unironically think anyone gives a shit?
Can't hit what you can't catch. They can avoid checks.
I'm really sure people are fucking surprised an NHL player is walking through a door when the room is literally packed with fucking cameramen and media people.
Laine hatty in the 3rd cap this
Ha ha lol
I cared
What a joke
>Rasmus "The very definition of bust" Ristolainen
>Pekka "Rebound control" Rinne
>Fucking Lepistä, Lindell and Pokka
>Joonas "What the fuck am I doing here" Korpisalo
>Jokinen Filppula Komarov generating any offense
>Koivu can't win a single faceoff
>Laine killing his lines offense by carrying the puck alone and shootin from literally anywhere
And thats not even all of it. Fuck
lucky to get a shot in
but muh golden generation :^)
SOCCER
BEEELOOOOOWNNNNNN
THEFUCK
OUT
He's never gonna score again, lads.
Predicted us losing this game a few hoc threads ago, I think we might actually do better vs ruskies and svärjes
Has he ever scored before? I'm not sure
Our 4th line is abysmal, 3rd and 2nd are bad and only 1st has done somewhat decently. Every dman has looked lost at some point and most of them have trouble keeping up with the pace of the NA kids
Nigga what the fuck are you talking about. Joonas Korpisalo is not on the team. The three goalies are Rinne, Rask, Koskinen.
Rasmus will be god tier in 5 years. He's a fucking savage.
my gf is thai
how does this make you feel
>SOCCER
FOY
6-4 for finland last goal is an empty netter
cap this im going to sleep now 4 reals
Why are Swedes so butthurt? I cheered for you.
I said this team is literally the fastest team I've ever seen after the first Europe game. >We just can't keep up with this pace. Also >Rinne. This is just a shitshow.
who isnt?
I miss bulju. Obviously the defense is young as heck and should get a lot better.
I think he's aussie
He was good last year...
You're up Wednesday cuck
>old man who struggles to defend
vs
>black man who can't defend
Hmmm...
Next world cup there will be a Team Meme™, which will be made from all rookies regardless of country
They will beat Canada 12-1 in the finals
Cap this post
fuck, obviously ment Lauri korpikoski
Makes me feel like you're aging, fat, bald and had to buy a slant eyed whore because you can't get white women.
so if these speed babby's actually win this thing, does this mean the nhl moves full blown into the speed game?
>caring about a meme tourney with made up meme teams and rigged groups
Hopefully, these dump and chase years have been pretty shit desu
Eh, people overrate them because they're beating the literally worst team in the tournament.
Lundqvist not gonna let one in
Screenshot this
>we have big boys
What did he mean by this?
Some teams already figured it out.
for you
Some kind of positives, Barkov and Granlund doing fine. Maybe Rask starts 3rd.
you should really stick with markstrom
dunno man czechs didnt look that good either except neuvirth
binland bis bucking brash
>2008 was 28 years ago
>finland
They're sheltered in Group B. Europeans aren't going to play the same physical game you see in the NHL.
shut up you slut
czechs would've been legit contenders if they had their original lineup
>brandon saad
>ryan murray
>seth jones
good to see my blue jackets out there doing something useful for once
tfw North America doesn't lose a single game
>aging
im 21
>fat
yeah
>bald
actually I have nice hair
>buy
nah
but yeah, I'm mostly with her because I can't get a white girl with the same body. she does anal tho which is nice
if they start rinne its going to be 7-0
>Gaudreau wants $8.5 million
>Calgary doesn't want to give him more than $6.7 million
This could get interesting.
>KENDO
>KENDO
>KENDO
>KENDO
>KENDO
how feminine is her penis?
that's a dealbreaker desu
>If we have two teams we double our chance to win!
North american fairness everybody
>>buy
>nah
Actually she is with you only because of money. So yeah.
this, also
>a fucking continent vs small northern europe country
Hows that fair
>scared of a bunch of kids
surprisingly it's more feminine than mine
>she's in canada for school
>thus she pays 3x more for tuition than I do
>I'm poor compared to her
I h8 Calgary but they should let him walk to KHL. He'll eventually grow up and return b4 Xhristmas
The meme team should win the meme cup
when is the next coaches corner
gutted there's none tonight
They have three teams though.
>if we prep two bulls, we double our chance to be culturally enriched!
>bunch of kids
>23 year old guys
some of the guys are in their prime. finland has two fucking 18 year olds next to 20 year old center for fucks sake.
next thread here
shut up you shit-at-hockey-country-person
>complaining about a bunch of kids
thats like saying its not fair they let a high school team into a college tourney.
That's how contract negotiations work m8
You ask for more than you're worth
produce some better players then you yellow fuckhead
NOW WITH RIGGED GROUPS TM
>North America
>Canada
>USA
3 teams
>Europe
>Russia
>Sweden
>Finland
>Czech Republic
5 teams
>euros cant win with 60% more teams
$2 million apart seems like a pretty big number, though.
America always wins baby. Finland needs to learn how to get good players.
>11 posts early
mods
yellow haired fucks
scared of a bunch of kids
>KIDS
KEK
I meant from the perspective of each nation
And they will probably meet in the 6.75 to 7 million range
>Quality over quantity
You guys have 5 teams for an entire continent
We have 3 teams for an entire continent
You have more teams
>wah wah other countries are bigger than mine and are better at that sport
>all these butthurt yuropoors think there should be one team who has both Crosby/Kane AND McGaykid/Kikel/Matthews/etc
lel
should I spend this next hour watching hockey or masturbating?
Did I just see McMeme steamroll a motherfucker?
Yes, McMeme the grinder
Just beat up Rinne now
Doesn't matter sombody will be getting fucked anywway
rude but accurate
BLAHOWN THE FUCK OUT
>mfw laine can check
Look what you did!!