Watch an NFL game with a group of people

>watch an NFL game with a group of people
>they do nothing the entire time but hover on their phones and scream about their fantasy team whenever anyone in the league gains a yard

Am I some kind of football hipster for hating/not playing Fantasy?

yes you are, even people who dont know shit about the nfl play fantasy football

fantasy football is complete faggotry

exactly

Not a big fan. Did it for one season and obliterated everyone, with the right people it might be enjoyable though.

Never had any interest in fantasy sports.

>watching game with friend
>he's hovering over his phone saying "top kek" and "cuck" after every play browsing a Taiwanese iguana breeding forum

I only play fantasy golf.

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You think I'm joking, but I'm not.

I play fantasy football but I rarely if ever actually watch football

I just never got into fantasy football

I don't get how people care so much about it but hey, if they enjoy it then whatever I guess

Fantasy is gay
You're not going to get called up for a GM position, you delusional faggots

Fantasy is gay but I like gambling and shit talking the boys

it's so they have something to talk about the next day with their normie friends

People who hate fantasy have no friends or no testosterone and live vicariously through von miller.

Yup

Fantasy sports dudes are all irredeemable beta males who never actually played sports.

>current year
>not playing football D&D

Say that to the 5 grand i won last year you fag

>ridiculous strawman
Few people who play fantasy are that delusional. That said, I play fantasy and I hate it when my friends bury themselves in their phones instead of paying attention to the game. Check your scores during commercials / halftime / after the game.

Bruh I am a mentally ill tranny with no testosterone and I always win my league