APOLOGISE

APOLOGISE

has he lost a single league game since starting at Madrid?

>More points than Barca since he was hired + UCL

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I apologize, I thought he would be a bit of a disaster, not a balder headbutting Pep2.0

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I love when legends manage their ex-teams well, I can't wait for Xavi at Barca.

One day I hope Ronaldo and Messi get into a coaching rivalry, I think Ronaldo would do better because Messi is all about the gut feeling less about the analysis.

Why is it I can find a dozen articles on Pep Guardiola's tactics at Man City, but nothing on Zidane's tactics at RM since the clasico notes that were leaked.......

>I don't rate Zidane

Messi is too autistic to be coach.

Can't be worse than Maradonna.

The one and only goat

Can he win la liga for da 'drid?

Still pretty early in his career. If he wins La Liga, that will be a huge achievement.

>La Liga

But he won the fucking UCL. Isnt a huge achievement already?

Messi has the perfect amount of autism for being a manager.

2 ties and 1 lose

fluke

Because Zidane tactic is to copy paste Benitez. Just putting Casemiro destroying any creation of the rival+ set pieces and counter attacks

Yes. But winning La Liga will elevate him for me. He needs to have success for a few seasons to be rated highly.

Pep is autistic according to Cred Forums.

>Pep is autistic
Not really. He is just pedantic and a closet faggot

he'll win it all this season for us

Do you think its possible to win La Liga this year?
Barça still strong but i think Simeone is loosing his power to carry Atletico Madrid.

People don't like to give Benitez credit

>Ronaldo/Messi being good coaches

Choose your manager:

>Petr Cech (Premier League)

+Bilingual
+Promotes a good defence after playing behind some of the best
+Can get along with anyone
-May forget to buy English players

>Bastian Schweinsteiger (Bundes)

+Legendary presence
+Germans would die for him
-Too soft with foreign egos
-Might develop favourites

>Frank Lampard (Premier League)

+High IQ.
+Encourages intelligent positioning and goalscoring from all players
+Players must take IQ tests
-Homework must be done on analysing every loss
-Low-IQ players might lose the dressing room for him

>Mark Noble (Premier League)

+One-club man
+Promotes loyalty to team
+Willing to give the youth their chances
-English talent takes priority over foreign talent
-Will never buy players from other teams

>being successful in a two team league

Oh wow

hehe, look at these baka gaijins that don't get OP's little joke

"wwwww" is the japanese "lolololol"

Bastian as a manager would be perfect. I never thought about how many current players will go on to be great managers. That's fucking cool

>Simeone is loosing his power to carry Atletico Madrid.
They just rolfstomp 2 teams 4-0 and 5-0. Atletico will probably tie with Barça nect week

>Just putting Casemiro destroying any creation of the rival+ set pieces and counter attacks

You forgot to mention the diving

The EPL is a 1 team league this season. I dont know how a 3 team league is any worse

>You forgot to mention the diving
That is more of a Barça thing. Madrid is more about doing 30 faults a game

>b-but manure!
>b-but chelski!
>b-but Lelverpool!
>b-but /arse/anal

Xavi will probably be a good manager if he tries. He is pretty much Pep but with more vision.

I mean't that you forgot to mention Casemiro and Marcelo Diving. And don't tell me they don't either.

Barca does dive, but Real's Brazilians can turn a mediocre dive into a show.

Didn't Xavi leave to the Qatar Stars League for the purpose of gaining managerial experience? And do you know how sad it is to see him play in a nearly empty stadium?

>Barca does dive, but Real's Brazilians can turn a mediocre dive into a show.
Marcelo dives.Casemiro rarely does it.Barça's team is just full of divers.Suarez,Neymar,Busquets,Aba or Pique are world class divers.

you need social skills to be a successful manager which Messi will never have

I don't know.He probably left for money and will coach Barça's B or C team in 6 years probably

I think Xabi Alonso would be great as well

>Xabi Alonso
Never thought about it.He would probably be great

Bro, Casemiro dives all the time. He's just really good at it.

Reminder that di Matteo won a CL.

>needing to include games from the last season to feel relevant
When did Real become so pathetic?

No, because he had the easiest route ever
Beating Barca over 38 games is a much bigger achievement than beating Roma, Wolfsburg, City and drawing to Patetico

people putting pochettino there always obliterates my sides.

The record is about consecutive league wins.

are they all from this season? no, they are counting games from 15/16 which is extremely pathetic

>Real Madrid is Squawka

>are they all from this season? no, they are counting games from 15/16 which is extremely pathetic
That is not what the record is about.I really don't get why you are this mad about this.he has had a record of 16 victories 2 draws and 1 lose for the moment which is a great record

tnqhwy i think he kinda got carried by his players.

it's Real which means he'll be out before 2018 unless he wins trebles every yeat

it looks to me like the record is about consecutive wins m8

>Lampard leading his respective club to a billion trophies

I don't even support Chelsea but that gave me a hard on. I love that man

You now remember all the >He rates Zidane threads on espee

If I remember correctly, during his Barca days Pep said that Mascherano is the only player who he can see becoming a coach.

Yes. 16 consecutive wins in la liga matches.That is the record he broke

but they only played four...

He won 16 consecutive la liga games. That is the record. We aee not talking about 16 consecutive victories la liga in a season

that's what makes it retarded, who the fuck counts games from previous seasons

>That is the record.
Looks like Barca already did it 5 years ago to me. What record?

>Best player ever
>Best manager ever

Absolute football GOAT

Periodists. They have to create memes to talk about until the next match. It is a retarded record but it is still a record

pep has 0 social skills mate

dortmund will rape him

He'll be a really special one

>Same retarded roncero as usual saying periodists.

lmao

>le classy dortmund

Lahm over Bastian desu senpai