/nfl/ general - GOAT pass rusher edition

Teddy will probably never be the same after that injury, so I'd say yes.

I cant he might be

Who is taking Adrian Petersons spot?

So

Would the Vikings have won without the refs helping them every step of the way?

Based carr for MVP

Also props to Bradford.

2-1 INCOMING

Stillers

They just did

It's impossible to dispute. Von does so much more. He's the best pass rusher, can play the run, and can cover receivers. He creates turnovers. He comes up huge in clutch situations.

>Baldwin becomes a half decent receiver
>dies
>Wilson has no OL
>offense sucks
>Defense doesn't make turnovers anymore
>gets destroyed by tight ends

that 9-7 life is real

Teddy was shit before the injury

Yes, but that was with the refs helping them. My question was if they'd win WITHOUT the refs helping them.

They both disappear like the Lindenburg baby against good O lines

JUST

>rams
>doing anything beyond murdering Seacucks

you have jeff fisher you'll only ever be good at killing seacucks. the Bucs will blow you guys out.

Bradford is unironically an upgrade over Teddy

>yfw they do it again next week

casual detected

OFFICIAL MID WEEK 2 2016 OBJECTIVELY CORRECT QB RATINGS:

1. Garoppolo
2. Rodgers
3. Ryan
4. Roethlisberger
5. Luck
6. Fitzpatrick
7. Manning
8. Carr
9. Rivers
10. Palmer
11. Stafford
12. Prescott
13. Gabbart
14. Flacco
15. McCown
16. Newton
17. Taylor
18. Winston
19. Osweiler
20. Hill
21. Brees
22. Mariota
23. Tannehill
24. Wentz
25. Cousins
26. Siemian
27. Dalton
28. Cutler
29. Bortles
30. Brissett
31. Wilson
32. Smith
33. Keenum
34. Griffin III

>gets hurt every season
>plays like shit and uses it as an excuse
>shits the bed almost every playoffs and against good defenses
>pads his stats against garbage teams like the Bears
>really really likes women
>plays like shit and the coaches, receivers, defense, basically everyone else gets the blame but him
>sucks unless he has at least 2 elite passcatchers
>cries for flags worse than any QB in the league

Is it time to stop calling Rodgers elite?

Do you think Peyton roots for the Broncos over the Colts now? He wears orange in his commercials still. No one who's not being paid by the Colts wants to be associated with that dumpster fire.

>Brady 2-0 from his couch
how does he do it bros

Please Fucking HELP!

What happened to AP!? Why is the NFL continuing to let RBs get chopped in there knees which is the most vulnerable part on a Football player!

The NFL is not Fucking protecting it's players!

1st :)

You can only reply to this post if your team is in first place

Seacucks, Lost Angeles, and Tardinals need not reply to this post

Is Sam Bradford elite?

Stefon diggs is on how many adderalls? Guy was jittery as Michael Jay fox

next week will be a reenactment of packers at lions 2015
minted with McCarthy losing playcallng duty (again)

>DeMarcus Ware suffers ulna fracture in Broncos' win
>6 week recovery time

F

No one gives a shit if AP gets hurt. If anything it's karma.

...

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I don't understand how the patriots get so fucking lucky in their division.

they don't even have to try and they get their division. They get damn near 8 free wins every season because their division is such a joke.

>winston not nigging out like he did against the cards
>Bucs not being shit on defense

if we can fucking score a touchdown we might actually be on the other side of a blowout

I have no excuses for the Packers

I doubt Bradford keeps it up and at least we killed Peterson I guess

Half of the Packers yards were refball you tard.
Why do Packers fans always claim refball when the refs blatantly help them throughout?

>2. rodgers
dropped

Has a team ever won a super bowl at home?

>they don't even have to try and they get their division. They get damn near 8 free wins every season because their division is such a joke.
The Brady/Belichick Patriots have a higher win % outside of their division than in it

I'm not saying he is bad. Did you see the post game interview you? Or did Mohammed call for lights out?

That's a blow, but he's already been playing on limited plays anyway. Ray and Barrett as a rotation are a good fill in. Ray was the one who scored that touchdown today.

How to beat the Packers

1. Man/Press Coverage. All the time.
2. 3rd and long? Throw it over the middle. Hell, throw it over the middle all the time.
3. Endure the massive inevitable refball that will come your way.

Congrats, you just beat the Green Bay Packers!

Bradford even if he dies tomorrow was unironically worth it just for that one game

>tfw Jags next week

3-0 here we come

>mfw Bradford >>>> Bridgewater
>mfw Spielman is based

No
No one has even played a superbowl at home, though a couple have played in their own state.

A team has never PLAYED a SB at home

>Rodgers is gonna take it all out on them next week

I dont see how losing a conference game is better than losing a non conference game.

Cardinals also have more net points so dont see how we're not in 1st

>Teddy's face this entire game thinking about his career

Yes they have

nah doo

UNLEASH

I just woke up man. Couldn't catch the game as i have an important thing to attend in a couple of hours.

Yes, and I'm saying there was no refball.

TIM TEBOW

If Bradford can stay healthy, Bridgewater is done in Minnesota.

DeMarcus Ware has a broken arm. 3-6 weeks. Now we will see if Von Miller is a DWare babby

Is there a more irrelevant head coach of a good team in the NFL?

Everyone knows Elway calls all the shots.

>jasg

>5. Luck

FUCK off

FIGHT AND WIN:

barstoolsports.com/main/no-one-has-ever-been-more-afraid-of-a-fight-than-this-dude-at-the-rams-seahawks-game/

>dominant pass rusher before Ware ever came to Denver
>DWare babby

idiot

>13. Gabbart
Stop mocking us nanner fans, you didn't even get his name right.

See you soon

>A quarterback faces a serious injury in the off season 2017
>Minnesota trades Teddy for a 1st round

It's like pottery. It rhymes.

the overreaction brigade is here

Taunting! 15 yards from the spot of the foul!
>oh wait its the broncos so lets give them a medal

LET HIM GO!

>Tardinals need not reply to this post

Wow dude, it's like you can't even read. Cry more

(Seriously though, you guys will win the division and the Diamondacks are hot garbage btw)

McKinnon has the potential to fill those shoes.
Asiata is an adequate backup and a damn nice guy too.

Post-AP Vikes will be fine.

>memecarty could had ties the game if he went for the field goal instead of going for it one 4th down

Elway couldn't couch a defense if his life depended on it.

...

How bootyblasted is Cred Forums going to be when a rookie black quarterback leads the Patriots to 4-0 while brady is gone?

>if bradford can stay healthy

This has to be the biggest conditional statement in the history of man.

>Calls me an idiot
>Is actually the idiot

Kek

>those fucking pants

what the fuck LT

Oh baby, I didn't think this was going to happen this year. It's gonna be a good week.

Lol, what a little bitch he's going to traumatize his kid by acting like such a faggot

Teddy was trash tho

I just hope >we can get Puckers fans to boo their own team again

I'm a pats fan and even I will be bootyblasted that we have a nigger QB. Patriots don't have black people at QB, since black QBs are a proven meme.

>0 points scored against the dolphines

k bud. barstool is that way.

>overreaction

Bradford looked like a better QB in Philadelphia and in St Louis

He's just a soft bitch, which I covered.

Elway built that defense.

It's not like Kubiak is allowed to touch the defense.

Broncos Anons have officially taken over as the worst posters on this board, I'm a about to pull a rains of castamere just to side with the patsfags.

LT is /fa/ as fuck

Meanwhile sanders....

He built a defense that got absolutely BTFO buy the Seacawks.

is it me or is the nfl utterly boring this year. who we knew were good is 2-0 right now and who we knew was bad is 0-2 right now. no surprises at all

It's all just a part, yet again, of one of Slick Rick's MASTER PLANS

>yfw Spielman does it again

LMAO shut the fuck up faggot. Raiderspics were talking shit all off season about winning the division

Kill yourself retard

When will people stop falling for the Aaron Rodgers meme?

I did not see the pats going 2-0 to start the year, games have been good quality, I don't know what you're on about user.

Which he scrapped and then built a top 5 all time defense in just two years.

Yeah like a million years ago. Jesus you 12s are as bad as the cowshits even though you fags were only good for one year.

He's a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad....man

Eat shit steven A smith, anyone with half a brain knows brady was always the best QB in the league by a country mile.

You can only reply to this post if >your team has the objective two best QBs in the league.

Bradford never had a WR as good as Diggs in Philly or STL

agreed, this defense is reaching historic levels of greatness. Where would you rank it nowadays?

Well..... Is he done?

FIRST

ROUND

PICKS

fuck off you miami shitter

>27 Dalton

you're spoiled by college football. i know i am

>Lions lose to a dysfunctional Titans team
>138yds in flags
Why do I keep caring about this team?

It's another 6-10 season.

second this

sorry but titty niggerdrips was an average as fuck qb

Bradford is going full gunslinger this year though

Is this finally the year Bradford is unleashed on the NFL

When Sam Bradford is objectively the best and in the NFC North
Otherwise known and the NFC nobodies that should be relegated
Worst division in football
They don't even deserve a playoff spot

>AP is hurt

He's been shit but this is fucking awful;.

What exactly is the point of firing your HC midseason?

Von Miller and Wolfe didn't even play that game

What's next for his career?

yeah its kinda improbable but come on you cant say your fully surprised. bill went 12-4 with matt fucking cassell.

injuries did half the job for them. von, chj, and wolfe didn't play a single down that game. and then elway went and beefed up the d even further

>Greenbay struggled that hard against Jacksonville

Fucking kek

It might be a blessing in disguise (similar to how Lynch got injured last season. AP sucks dick running out of the shotgun and that is the formation the Vikings are using a lot of now.

Jet will do fine honestly. He's had a couple years to sit there and figure out how to run well at the NFL level. Asiata is a fine 3rd and short back.

>(((you)))

get the fuck out the way

Golf.

And I'm a cowboys and a room fan.

Winning a owl with the vikings
Depth chart reads after next year
1 Bradford
2romo
3bridgewtarr {IR)
That's right he wins one as a backup

N-no w-worries, defense w-will carry the team

A way for shit organizations to appease fans and excuse to lose the last games. Only garbage teams that rarely win do this

Rough Gay Porn

This list is actually objectively correct though it wasn't updated as after the MIN/GB game.

espn.com/nfl/qbr

Broncos defense could be even better than it was last year. It's early though.

>system babies
>good

>Aaron Rodgers' streak of games without a 100-pass rating has reached 14, including playoffs.

worked for us last year

Does Sanders stuff his undies?

and Waynes the shitter that gave them all those penalties came back for the game winning interception. felt good to see his redemption

>Broncos go from greatest offense ever to greatest defense ever in matter of 3 seasons

Elway is the GOAT QB and GM

just dress pants crease I think.

Too bad we got the 3rd stringer Brisket starting for us now. JJ Watt is gonna tear that nigger a new asshole

Why does Sanders have a FUPA

They were neither, good offenses don't get held to 8 points in the last game of the season

>a room fan

I've had 17 Coors Lights over the last 11 hours

I don't feel that shitty right now but have to work in 8 hours

Am I fucked?

Can "HEY HEY" man become a meme?

it's because in college, one loss basically ends your season. in the NFL losing isn't that big a deal because even the good teams drop 3-4 games a year

Explain the Texans then. You knew they'd be good?

i dunno m8, that's a lot of urine to consume

you'll be fine. 19 hours total should be more than enough time to sober up

>17 in 11 hours

ITS PEYTON

You knew damn well you thought the Broncos would go 0-2 without Gayton Manning.

QBR is widely panned as retarded

ok thats a surprise. I will admit that.
thats fucking nothing. you shouldn't even be drunk

no I knew they were going to be good. peyton manning didnt even do that well last year.

>drinking that much beer
>not just drinking hard liquor

It's like you idiots want to get fat.

...

>Teddy two gloves

>sammy ________ ______?

exactly, lmao

It's the same shit you fucking idiot. A shot of vodka has the same amount of calories as a light beer

this must be shopped.

Based god

...

Remember when I said this cunt was Derek Anderson 2.0?

>literally zero points and 3 turnovers until the 4th quarter

How can somebody be so incompetent? He has Julius Thomas, Allen Robinson and Allen Hurns out there catching passes for him for fuck sakes

where were you when we are getting attacked again?

>MediaiteVerified account
@Mediaite
BREAKING: Pipe Bombs Found at NJ Train Station, Shutting Down Transit Service From NYC

He's gotten them the lead in every playoff loss except for the 2009 one in Arizona

I'm going to try and keep myself to only 10 shots of vodka tonight

Wish me luck bros

SAY MY NAME

>implying just any QB off the street could succeed in the patriot's system

si.com/nfl/2016/01/22/tom-brady-patriots-charlie-weis-option-routes

seriously, at least give this article a skim, it's pretty damn interesting

QBR calculates things other than garbage passing stats, it takes into account clutch situations and making smart plays while weighing the importance of each moment. Just because a guy throws for ~400 yards and 4 TDs doesn't mean he was better than a guy who throws for 77 yards.

I didn't watch the game but aaw videos. Give me a run down please? San Diego good? Bortles bad?

K, I'm wrong, it's a little bit less

>Kerry Hyder
>Wasn't even going to make the team before the 4th preseason game

Undefeated.

Stay salty.

I'm sure there are people who actually believe that

Soon

No amount of spin will ever make the top numbers better than the bottom numbers

Sick bones

Yeah Hyder is really coming along so far. Love our ends but DT is a little weak.

>still hungover from yesterday
>supposed to be at work at 5:45am tomorrow
>already called off with a fake excuse

Feels good, now I can shitpost all night.

well now's as good a time as we'll ever get so let's give a final F and goodbye to our offseason champions, our meme teams:

RIP jasg
RIP raidurs
RIP busc

F

Fewer calories in vodka and no carbs or sodium.

You get drunk faster with shots than you do with a beer.

Plus, you don't feel bloated and full like you would if you drank 17 beers like user did.

Taunting has ruined the NFL

...

;-;

same shit different year

F

What the fuck? Rodgers sucks? Why the fuck were people ever saying that rodgers past or present play has ever been better than brady? hahah what the fuck, green bay, y;all some delusional ass motherfuckers

Busc and Raiders have legit shots at wildcards. No one should have drunk the jags kool-aid

A

What was said?

Who are the legit top 10 QBs of 2016? Assuming Brady doesn't count, my list would look something like:

1. Brees
2. Roethlisberger
3. Palmer
4. Rivers
5. Carr
6. Garoppolo
7. Ryan
8. Manning
9. Newton
10. Luck

>Sensational Sammy

I agree Rodgers is an overrated trash man

AP dindu nuffins, he a gud boi and no deserve this injury in his last yr as Viking

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>muh stats
>muh Int %

Worst part is People in the gamethread were blaming either Capers, McCarthy, the O line or just using the classic "we beat ourselves" excuse

Rodgers style has always been to hold the ball for fucking ages and try to make plays with his legs or take advantage of breakdowns in coverage. When that doesn't work for him he literally has nothing to fallback on. Game wouldn't have even been close if Newman had held on to that pick at the start of the 4th quarter

rodgers is literally not a good QB

That is a HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE if tho

he might already be hurt

>he literally has nothing to fallback on
>fallback on
not even his fumbles LOL

This. This SO hard.

you forgot to put wentz above brees

>Rodgers style has always been to hold the ball for fucking ages and try to make plays with his legs or take advantage of breakdowns in coverage
>yfw Rodgers is Manziel 0.5

:^)

>Tell Sneak that Rodgers has been shit
>No he hasn't

>saving and posting your own posts with ZERO 0 >(You)s

"Should'a been you instead of po' li'l white boy."

Hey, it worked faggot

Also it looks like the vikings are adopting the seacocks 2013-2014 "interfere on every play because the refs cant call them all" strategy

Kek

Tate caught it

Guess you were right all along, and I was wrong. As usual.

>rodgers is better than stafford
>bills and bears will make the playoffs
>forte is done

I literally am a fucking retard.

kaepnigger got btfo in southpark so hard by jj abrams

what will /nfl/'s excuse be when he destroys the Bears?

are you willing to concede that you're a bandwagoner (florida resident watching GB) yet?

>Russell Wilson is on pace to be hit 180 times this year

it could always be worse. you could have lost to the pats with their third string qb, and no gronk

and an obliterated o-line that seems to be holding up better than expected

It's one thing to throw picks, they're not always the QB's fault, but Borts throws way too many AWFUL picks that are egregiously his fault. idgaf how many yards or TDs he throws for, turning the ball over is always unacceptable

YOU MANY ONLY TALK SHIT IF YOUR QB IS DEADPOOL

>NOTSOFASTPACKFAGS

Kek

bandwagoner would imply that I'm rooting for a good team

the packers are NOT a good team

I've had 17 shots, get on my level fag

no bandwagoner implies you bandwagoned them, just because they suck penis cock now doesnt mean you didnt bandwagon them

>shots
>vodka

This website is 18+ and you are both violating that rule

This is the face of the Vikings offense and it's horrifying.

he should wear a tom brady mask

i've had 9 bears which is like drinking18 shots get on my fucking level

Don't forget flagball, he had more PI yards than actual passing yards at the end of the first half. Rodgers is garbage and would already be out of the NFL if he weren't the NFL's golden boy.

Where were you when you realized the Patriots had the best starting QB, second QB, and third QB in the league?

TOP KEK I wold pay Bradford double his contract to staple a Brady pic to his face on the sideline during a game

I was referring to Welker wearing a Tom Brady mask at the game today lol

was pretty funny

post reeks of casual

>Pucker's defense let Diggs catch 9 balls for 182 yards

jesus christ

>bears
18+ mane, also I'm already ahead of you since that post

biscuit doesnt seem to know the playbook hopefully he can cram his nignog brain for thursday

wrong

...

Wheres that stupid syrup nigger that said to bench blount for jennings? yeah, what now moose fucker

>Their starting QB isn't Hoyer, Mallett and Weeden
>they have more than 1 good offensive player
>defense is still the same

Not expecting them to be good is kinda shocking but it's not like it wasn't expected

Diggs is good doe, also no Shields

Nope you're wrong and a bandwagoner

watch the bucs or whateer the fuck your local team is you disgusting shit

Can someone explain to me how the Rams get btfo by San Fran last week but somehow keep the Seahawks to 3 points? What kind of fucking mind games does Fisher have that he always dark horses his way to a win against them...

Is the O-line for the hawks that bad or did Rams D actually came to play today?

(Didn't watch the game, was watching the gnats game).

Rams always beats Seattle. It has been like this the past 3/4 seasons.

this. if you paid attention to anything they did this offseason, they improved literally every unit that isn't the o-line

mad af

Seahawks line is one of the worst I've ever seen and I'm a Vikings fan

Legit question: should the Packers try to trade Rodgers?

He isn't anywhere near elite anymore and you just know a stupid team like the Browns or Bills would give up their next 5 1st round picks for him.

Hey, Sneak. Remember when your team lost today because Aaron Rodgers is a meme QB?

>Keystoneb owl next week
>Big Ben vs Big Bens wife's son

Getting hype

desu I think Jordy is washed up, he just doesn't have the same speed anymore

Seattle isn't good anymore, last years playoff run was kind of a fluke

Seahawk's offense is trash outside of Wilson. Terrible o-line, mediocre wrs, and unreliable rbs. They should be 0-2 but the phins are even worse

To be fair they did
Injuries kinda fucked it up

Duane Brown won't be back until Week 5 at the earliest and Nick Martin is on IR

Probably roots for the Giants

>Seahawk's offense is trash

but they have I'm Jimmy
and Rawls is suppose to be beastmode 2.0
and...

>Aaron Rodgers' streak of games without a 100-pass rating has reached 14, including playoffs. He finished at 70.7.
kek

Wilson put the team on his back to get them into the playoffs only to have his o-line disgrace him. So what do the shecucks do? They let their two best o-lineman walk and put some literal who's in their place, they must hate the poor guy.

they'll probably drop a 50-bomb on the >naners next week and then the commentators will be all like "carroll's finally getting them back on track"

Well lads I just got done cutting my neighbor's grass, was about two feet tall and I was tired of looking at it. Two college age girls just moved there a few months ago and I'm pretty sure they're running a trap house or a prostitution ring. Random nigs coming and going in the middle of the night every night. House has not been maintained at all since these renters moved in.

Anyway the grass is cut, took me about 45 minutes, so I must have started right around 12:15. Left the bag of lawn trimmings on their porch out of courtesy.

Time for a cold beer and ESPN. Hope Jimmy G can suit up for the Buffalel game, would be a shame to give rex ryan his only win of the season.

Why do all the QBs sound like Phillip Rivers in Madden

>Check Patriot Patriot
>Blue 90
>over over over over

Jimmy G is out multiple weeks, enjoy losing to the razors @home

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>90 million dollar quarterback
>9 million dollar O-line

you tell me

every. fucking. time.

Who cuts grass late at night? Are you on meth?

Hey, Pats. How does it feel knowing your QB is made of glass?

Why don't you just report them to the landlord or the HOA?

which QB you talking about m8?

Brady hasn't missed a game due to injury since Bush was in office

Reply to this post with:
>Your team
>Part of your team that has improved the most

I'll start
>Broncos
>Offensive line

>tfw pumping a shitty team

who /az/ boys

>They let their two best o-lineman walk

Okung is a bit of a stretch he constantly got hit with false starts. The other guy went to the browns if I remember correctly.

That Oline hasn't been good since Hassellbeck.

matt ryan is a good quarterback

OH SHUT THE FUCK UP.

>2 super bowls in the last 20 years
>3 conference championships
>10 divisional crowns(half the time)
>you only fucking missed the playoffs 5 times in the last 20

dawg compared to the dolphins
>dolphins have only been to the playoffs 6 times in 20 years
>only one playoff appearance in 15 years
>last playoff win was 2000

SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP BITCHING

they were still their two best o-lineman. who on the line now is better than sweezey or okung? maybe britt at center?

Just caught up with the game threads from tonight. Is it just Packer fans or do people still actually give a shit that AD beat his kid?

Everybody but Vikings fans

Why is he so perfect lads?

I always thought it was trolling but I'm not sure nowadays

>they were still their two best o-lineman.

they were the best turds in a giant shit heap.

and the Oline won't improve until the defence starts sucking ass and the money shifts to the offence.

Or just fire bevel since he is a retard who comes up with the stupidest plays.

I'd put a switch in one of his hands and the ball in the other and send his kid onto the field for him to chase if I could. I don't give a shit as long as he chases him toward the end zone.

>Rams
>Field Goals

>we live in a universe where Micheal Vick could possibly suit up for the Patriots

Just keep him away from Mingo and it'll be fine.

Literally WHO?

Anyways:

>Gnats
>"Improvements"

I guess the WR core has improved...but other than that, same shit different year. I'm surprised they are 2-0...

>no THICC qt asian gf

literally whats the point in waking up tomorrow

Finally, an almost reasonable Xhehawks fan, you meant 7-9 life though.

>Literally WHO?
jessica baby fat on Instagram

Because he didn't go to anOSU

You mean our backup who will not see another minute after game 4?

okay pal

thanks, senpai.
here's a pic of my ex's ass as gratitude.

That is reserved EXCLUSIVELY for Jeff Fisher

actually it pisses me off as a Vikings fan that that piece of shit is supposed to be the face of the franchise.

What happened tonight was best case scenario in microcosm. The Vikings win, and better yet they do it without Adrian Beatherson. I can only hope that they win the superb owl and AD has to watch from the sidelines with a cast on his knee.

>after game 4
You mean ever?

Why didn't YOUR team draft Dak Prescott?

Fellow Vikings fan. I agree. Not because of the child beating thing. Just because he sucks and is holding the offense back.

Rofl, it is a mystery why they keep him around, I really liked him on the titans but he seems to have grown into a hateful old man

>carr
>manning
>fitz
>Ryan
>all above rivers

Kek they wouldn't be doing shit in rivers situation. Carr J's gone up against two teams with a nonexistent pass rush and secondary as well as having an elite oline. Fitz has played decent with arguably the best receiving corps in the league. Manning and Ryan have also had easy defenses to lay against and even then didn't play all that great

Lol. Adrian Beatyourson.

because they already had someone better

mods are asleep
post bro culture

Pic unrelated?

Texans bout to do it this year. Cap this.

>yfw Jeff Fisher somehow still has a job despite not having a winning season since 2008

System baby

HEY REMEMBER WHEN YOU SAID RAIDERS WOULD SURPRISE EVERYONE AND TAKE THE DIVISION?? Cause I do, they ended up with 4 wins dumbfuck

guess your dreams always end

they don't rise up just descend

but i don't care anymore

i've lost the will to want more

Remember when Sneak got BTFO? Oh, wait. That was today.

who dis (i only care if she does porn)

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN

Remember when Sneak got BTFO? Oh, wait. That was every day

ftfy

Top 5 QB's:
1. Tom Brady
2. Eli Manning
3. Ben Roethhowdoyouspellhisfuckingname
4. Drew Brees
5. Carson Palmer

just like youre a bandwagoner every day

Panthers OL was literally top 3 last year

>Abdullah limping
>ansah hurt
>levy hurt
>Van noy hurt
>backups hurt

Why god

Also how bad is Abdullahs injury reported to be?

>no Blaine GOATbert

Shit list desu

Reminder that I had a dream this morning that Mariota was driving down the field in the 4th but I woke up

> Eli
1. Brady
2. Big Ben
3. Brees
4. Rivers
5. Carr

Lmao I don't think they can put 3 LBs on the field next week, Ziggy had a limp, Abdullah was in a boot

I had a dream that Hiroyuki made a tickle board.

We literally only had two left after this game, gonna have to find someone. How bad is levys quad injury?

>when you see that sweet booty

> Rodgers

Go to bed Aaron

>How bad is levys quad injury?
Who knows that dumb faggot never explains anything

>filename

I am intrigued

Trump is anti-establishment, idiot

muthead.com/forums/madden/mut-discussion/280061-most-annoying-qb-voice

Anyone have video of the post game interview with Braders and Diggs?

Savior

Every Belichick protege has sucked as a head coach

Harris didn't play either. Literally Denver's 3 best players on defense

>brees can't score off that many turnovers

No but I can tell you what they said

she doesnt, just some instagram whore

Feelsgoodman
They actually didn't play that bad today, except for fucking Bethea, which I've been saying would happen all off season.

>tfw working on papers you procrastinated on by watching football
>tfw all you want to do is shitpost about how your division rivals suck and your team is going to win the owl

All this Eli hate

Not surprised though most of this board is retarded enough to take romo over eli

200 words?

Shouldnt they fire Tom Cable instead Bevell?
This guys had plenty of time to build a decent oline a wans capable to do it and hes killing Wilson, FUCK TOM CABLE.

Rivers has played pretty awful if you don't just look at the box score though

PFF scores for Rivers:
Week 1: 73.7
Week 2: 46.1

PFF scores for Carr:
Week 1: 84.1
Week 2: 81.4

PFF Scores for Ryan:
Week 1: 77.1
Week 2: 69.7

People still post that meme?

Never understood people who think Romo is good. He has never pulled up clutch for the cowboys when they desperately needed him. Dak is the future. I guarantee Romo will be riding the bench when the offense gets going for that team and the boys find themselves a comfy 7-1 by romos return

So they're going to lose seven games in the back half of the season?

I'm looking at who he's played and with what weapons you dumbfuck

>Where were you when you realized the Patriots have the best system for QBs in the league?
Fixed it for you, free of charge

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>bortles not last
>garoppolo in the top 5
>brees at fucking 21

No cause Romo won't play this year

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>12. Prescott
>24. Wentz
unironically kill yourself my man

probably fire them both

cable can't produce an Oline at all and Bevells play calling is so bad that it exacerbates the shitty Oline problem

> Wilson that low
I hate the xehawks and I'll admit he's good. His line is such shit. The whole game is Wilson taking snaps from shotgun cause he needs the extra 5 yards of space to run from the defense as they run thru the turn style of an o line the Hawks have.

i fucking hate whiskey

anyone else know this feel?

about to go to sleep and forgot to TYBC

TYBC

So subjective measurements rather than objective measurements, got it.

My point is that it's a pretty large gap in performances when you dig into the individual play, Rivers benefits a lot on his receives and running backs to make plays and has made a few really really bad mistakes. You could argue Carr has had weak opponents, but he absolutely torched them and didn't make many mistakes at all. Ryan has been more consistant as well, though he's about on par with Rivers so far this season.

I'm 22 and I've never consumed a single drop of alcohol in my life
am I missing out?

Yep, ive noticed that too. But Seahawks keep doing 78219387 penalties per game and this is really annoying, who can we blame for that? Pete? Someone have to respond for that.

the last time I had whiskey was when I downed 7 shots of Jack Daniels in 30 minutes and ate a crappy hotdog

I regreted that decision

>cutting their grass while they get BBC inside

Only good whiskey is Jim beam honey and Jack honey for shots. Everything else taste like shit. Whiskey fags should stop pretending that putrid shit is good.

Yes it's the best of all altering substances. Makes for 10/10 nights.

>But Seahawks keep doing 78219387 penalties per game and this is really annoying, who can we blame for that?

Tom cable and the fact that the entire line are rookie or complete shit. It's been this way for years and hasn't changed because the seahawks are a defence first team.

you mean TYBBC?

What's everyone listening to?

>inb4 nigger music

Stefon Diggs is objectively a better receiver than Jordy Nelson

don't bother disagreeing because you will be wrong

he's always been an elite physical talent, until recently. His accuracy, arm strength, and feet were at a level that no one could touch. He's an extreme version of a meme QB. He can't make good decisions and just isn't as smart as the truly elite players.

>not at least getting 1 drink on your 21st birthday

Are you some kind of homosexual and post about it on faceberg?

youtube.com/watch?v=NA2XeIva_fk

Wait so that faggot attention whore tripcuck le Sneak is a Packers fan in fucking Florida?
Wow

future funk mixes

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>because the seahawks are a defence first team

Ive been following NFL for the last 3-4 years and didnt know about that. Cant we have a solid defence and offense team? I know that Seattle's defence isnt jsut solid, they are really good and all but the offense is REALLY shit, its like 90% defence and 10% offense, in situation like that the offense coordinator should work his ass out to fix that imo.

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youtube.com/watch?v=49vZhQlAEyk

>just now knowing this
Where have you been for the last 5+ years?

he holds onto the ball longer than anyone else. that math checks out.

>semen
>26
be less buttmad any time patcuck

Not on /nfl/ since it is dogshit

It's just really fucking sad tho.
What a bandwagon faggot

Musical niggers

lmao nah I don't post shit on facebook
just a shut in who doesnt want to waste money on drinks
i had birthday dinner with my senpai but didn't wanna drink desu

No matter what team you root for, I think we can all agree that these fucking penalties have gotten out of control.

holy shit these wisconsin tears are so fucking delicious I think I need to jack off

That new ejection rule is garbage.

>le cut outside man

>Android
>Not iOS
>Airplane mode but WiFi on
The fuck?
>tripfag

Greasy Wisconsin tears make the best lube

Pretty drunk right now, tell me /nfl/ what are the titans chances of winning the AFC south

We look like shit, but so does the rest of the division

>rivers has a lower score this week despite throwing for 4 TD'S and more yards

Yeah ill take those stats with a grain of salt

>tears
>lube
>Wisconsin
What's up Aaron?

Which one are you talking about? Ive seen some shitty 'pass interference' called out today but not sure if they are calling them for some order from RG.

you fags got owned by Minny @home and just barely squeaked by against detoilet, a team notorious for fucking themselves when it matters most, and your coach is Mike Mularkey. enjoy your top 5 pick.

Browns 'taunting' penalty was the worst by far

texans look kinda good
although I didnt watch chiefs @ texans

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>Cant we have a solid defence and offense team

usually cap space fucks with that. Tends to be you either have a great defence and crap offense or the other way around.

and it's hard to change because the whole reason the defence or offence are great is because of the players who become a strong unit and have assloads of experience which costs a fuck ton of money.

It won't change for the seahawks in the forseeable future because the primary reason the Seahawks are able to get to the playoffs is from their defence shutting down offences enough that their shit tier offence can out score them.

Carr
>win against the saints (lol) and loss against the falcons (lol)

Ryan
>loss against the busc (lol) and win over the raiders (lol)

Rivers
>loss against the chefs and win over the jags (lol)

Looks like Rivers is the only one with a quality loss. They all have shit wins.

>mfw someone spells defense/offense with a C

Sure, it was like that one against Antonio Brown last week.

it's an easy way to spot a non-american and ridicule them

The most surprising thing is that he hasn't thrown an interception yet

>I don't know what you are implying. It's not like greasy tear lube makes it less painful or anything. And I couldn't possibly be Aaron Rodgers. He's to busy hanging out with his friends like that handsome Jordy Nelson to post here.

>sweaty Aaron Rodgers typing.png

>there are """"""""""""people"""""""" who thought 31 year-old Jordy Nelson would just come back from an ACL tear and be just as good as before

face it fags it's fucking OVER

the saints held the giants to 16 points on the road and yet carr torched them for 35 with no turnovers in their own dome, I think that counts as a pretty quality win desu

The giants are not a good team

>All offseason all I hear about is DA BIG BAD OAKLAND RAIDERS DEFENSE
>30+ 2 weeks straight

nfl.com/player/derekcarr/2543499/careerstats

the saints are absolute garbage m8
the fact that their soft ass defense held the gnats to 16 points is a lot more telling about how shit new york is
don't get me wrong, carr is a solid qb and I think he'll finish out this year strong, but Rivers is a top 10 qb

The Saints defense is garbage, they didn't hold the Giants to shit. All that happened was Eli kept overthrowing people as he always does.

The aints are 0-2 for good reason, they are not a quality opponent.

Can't wait for the whole AFC West to take a fat shit on them

Historically bad start to the season defensively

twitter.com/fbgchase/status/777653423588147201

Meme team is going to finish 4th in the AFC West.

The entire AFCW took a shit on your mom's chest faggot

I can't decide if I like the raidniggers or jags losing more

I prefer the suffering of the Browns.

It never gets old. No matter how bad your favorite team is you can always take solace in the fact that the Browns are doomed to an eternity of shit.

>his team has lost a game
or
>his team is 2-0 but has to beat up on babby teams that can't beat anybody and started 0-2

The Seahawks value defense over offense. They could sacrifice some depth on the D-line to make the O-line better but they won't. What the team really need is turnovers. The 2015 Broncos won the SB because their D could get TOs when the team needed them. The Seahawks defense has not done that in two years.

TOPKEK

enjoy the raidnigs loss because if that defense ever gets it's shit together they're gonna be rare

jags are going 4-12 this year though

I've never even fucked a minor girl, why you gotta do this to me, I'm a respectable 20 year old male who does need this banter in my life

we didn't get owned we just choked, but mike mularkey makes me angry but he also gives me optimism, make it stop

are we just gonna ignore the quints or???

>score 10 points off memeshit offense
>get blanked the rest of the game till garbage time
yeah nah, the score doesn't reflect it but the Vikings made you their bitch

I hope the jags lose every game they ever play and bust bustles goes bankrupt and has to work at mcdonalds.

Yeah Iknow, I'm not going to debate that and we should have lost against against the lions but refballs :^)

I feel like no one is really embracing the playbook, everything is pretty laggy where tehy do it slowly. I wish Mularkey would stick to just 1 rb at a time and let them get in a groove

POST YFW THE RASM HAVE MORE WINS THIS SEASON THAN TDS

>their teams aren't 2-0 after making two of the best quarterbacks in the NFL look like chumps

raidniggers will never fix their defense and Khalil Mack will Suh the fuck out of jokeland as soon as his rookie contract is up and I can't fucking wait for the raidnigger tears that ensue

andrew cuck is a bottom 5 quarterback

try again

youtube.com/watch?v=Kyb9g5jX8Sg

skolol

>Carr top 5
>Losing to the Failcons and barely beating the Aints.
Pick one.

end my life

youtube.com/watch?v=lkFMJ4-ai1I

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>Vikings beat garbage-tier Titans and barely beat the corpse of Aaron Rodgers to 2-0
>Broncos beat reigning NFC champions who have the reigning MVP and the Colts, who are decent

Broncos are gonna actually do something in the postseason, whereas the Vikes are gonna choke themselves out of any meaningful contention like they literally always do

>carr plays defense

now do that same bit with brees

>Colts, who are decent
just stop, really

At least no one died today.

The Colts are not a decent team. They are objectively one of the worst teams in football and have been since getting BTFO in the AFC Championship by the Patriots. They couldn't even win the worst division in football last year and are on par with the baguars this year.

>unironically thinking McCown is better than the reigning MVP.

It's actually that the rest of the afc east looks worse then they are because they have almost guaranteed two losses a year compared to other mediocre teams that don't play an elite juggernaut twice a year every year

>brees
>20
this is why qbr is a joke

But beating his kid has nothing to do with football. If he sucks, toss him out. If he's winning, I don't care what he's done off the field. Fuck the media and the soccer mom scandal addicts.

If Teddy Bridgewater stabbed a bum to death in front of the pope, I'd follow the story just long enough to find out whether he'd be playing or not next season. Everything else is just noise.

Hey Cred Forums long time fudge packer fan here
I'm a little concerned. Should the fudge packers move to like Las Vegas or somewhere so they don't bring anymore shame on the state of Wisconsin?

they're better than the Titans, at least. but yeah they kinda suck dick. still beat em though.

Bronquitos #1, baby

it's not as if Wisconsin has anything to be proud of aside for the Packers anyway, it's literally Alabama with more snow

>that feel when i just moved to florida so I'm a titans fan in florida

he will literally be the first African American quarterback to EVER start for your team.

>they're better than the Titans
marginally better on offense
horrifically worse on defense
less wins

you should re-evaluate your measurement of teams fampai

They have a lot of cheese

>bring anymore shame on the state of Wisconsin

Yes, the Packers are going to ruin the cheese. They should definitely go.

74% of all Wisconsin cheese is currently clogging the arteries of a Wisconsin resident. that's a real statistic.

>2016
>not knowing the Titans are shit-tier

desu

who cares if the Colts also suck, they both suck. The Titans won't finish the year with a better record, guaranteed.

p.s. the Titans haven't beaten the Colts since 2011

>you now remember the Denver game last year where poor Aaron got BLACKED

never said the tits were good but the clots are objectively worse this year. accept it

>plays an elite defense
>loses by 3
Is it time to start calling Cred Forums casual?

>dolphins start the season traveling to Clink then Foxboro
>Jets go 1-1 losing to a playoff Bengals team
The Bills are the only joke here and even then they're playing without their #1 or #2 rounders.

it's been 2 games brodie, I think they're equally bad. I just think you trying to find any quality in anything the Titans do is remarkable. They may have won a game today (barely) but call me when they win more than 6 games in a season

2x jags
2x clots
browns

expect my call m8

So, how bad is demarcus ware's injury?

3-6 weeks likely

its fatal
he has a week to live

I get the feeling there's an under-the-table deal where you pay millions of dollars and Mel Kiper hypes you into the first round. Every year there's a couple of QBs who come out of the first round that have no business being there and only get talked about starting 3-4 months coming into the draft.
>Wentz
>Bortles
>Bridgewater
Maybe I'm wrong. It sure seems like the wrong talent is getting put at the top though when players like Trevone Boykin, Vernon Adams, and AJ McCarron go far lower than Blake Bortles.

So, how bad is AP's injury?

Im surprised over the many vikings fans here. Don't always see you guys every week. Also, where are all packers fans?

Hopefully Shane Ray can step up. Demarcus is just as good as Von imo.

Remember that Matt Barkley was talked about as a potential #1 overall pick at one point. Hype just comes with the position because every team that isn't set at QB is looking for one.

Did you see his leg get wrapped up the way it did? Dirty as hell.

Packers fans fairweather as fuck. They aren't showing up after a game like today's.

I didn't see any game-changing calls today. There was one PI in the Colts/Broncos game that even the announcers couldn't find but today looks like it was mostly just refs not being able to do their job rather than any malice.

I'm always here but I don't really shit-talk unless it's a division game. Titan fans non-Irrelevant edition don't deserve it.

it still blows my mind that carr and garoppolo were drafted after bortles, bridgewater and fucking manziel

too much emphasis on being from a big school and facing tougher competition, but seem to forget that the shitty schools usually surround their star players with a bunch of awful non scholarship players

>this entire year
>2016

Ray has played well. Ware has been on a limited play count anyway. More playing time will only help Ray get better.

Isn't there an entire theory out there about how being a good QB on a shitty teams leads to a much better NFL level player because of tighter windows and worse receivers that they learn to deal with?

High Tier
1. Brees
2. Brady
3. Big Ben
4. Rodgers
5. Wilson

The Almost as Good Tier:
6. Rivers
7. Luck
8. Mariota
9. Stafford
10. Flacco

Carr only throwing check downs all day against a horrible Atlanta defense and most of the yards being earned by missed tackles. Didn't get to watch the game last week so I can't comment on his play then. But today he looked okay, but not top 5.

> Wilson

this meme needs to die. Wilson is above average at best, but not elite. Does not deserve to be mentioned next to Brees or Brady

In he post game interview he talked about that, said that Atlanta did a good job covering all his deep routes but left the short routes open and he just took what he had. Everyone knows he can sling it, but no point throwing into double coverage when your RB can get a guaranteed 5-6 yards at that point in the game.

It's fine if you hate cam but your list is shit if he's not included

I don't think there's enough consistency for a theory like that to work.
Of the all time greats there are those who played for big programs (Montana, Brady, Manning), those who played at midsized programs (Unitas, Elway, Marino, Young), and guys who played at small programs (Favre).

Same goes for active great QBs.

The best will usually rise up in the NFL whether they played at a big school or not.

fuuuuuuck I forgot to add Cam to my list. He could even be #1. Cam is definitely elite.

If he's too chicken shit to throw on Atlanta's secondary, I can't wait to see Denver eat him alive.

Just replace Wilson with Cam because Wilson is not elite.

>4. Rodgers
Lmao @ ur list

Yeah but what about when considering just average tier QBs.

raiders.com/media-vault/videos/Raiders-QB-Derek-Carr-Explains-Loss-to-Falcons/556f6357-7f47-427e-8998-78967f5fccec

at 3:15 he talks about it, kind of makes sense and he tried a lot more deep shots later in the game when they needed to take the risk

The fudge packers won't break.500 this season

>Russell Wilson is average at best

Please check out these stats. Not even a Seacucks fan. He has a career 101.7 passer rating, and he is mobile and accurate on the move. He also has excellent speed. Rarely turns the ball over.

Wilson a great QB.

Look at this senpai

Going off of PFF's 7-16 rankings last season

Big Programs:
>Rodgers
>Bradford
>Cousins

Midsize Programs:
>Rivers
>Dalton
>Ryan
>Taylor
>Bridgewater

Small Programs:
>Carr
>Cutler

Seems to be the same. Medium sized college programs might be the best.

NFL, who is winning the Lamar Jackson bowl in a few years and gets the next Michael Vick?

If it's the Browns this QBs career will be ruined.

thanks. looks like science has failed to explain anything, yet again.

Awfully convenient that those stats don't include today's embarassing performance

>predicting who will be one of the worst teams in the NFL in a couple years

Really, the Browns are the only safe pick.

>Bradford with a wide receiver that isn't a stone-handed idiot
>Diggs with a quarterback that can throw him open
prepare your anus NFC North

Do you actually think 1 game would noticeably affect his career stats?

No demying their offense is shit this year tho

No I'm just shitposting. It's late and I cant sleep

Will the fudge packers try to trade gaygers before he is worth even less than a 4th rd pick?

No they're gonna hold onto him til he retires. They only let Favre go because they knew what Rodgers was capable of. They don't have anyone groomed to be a decent QB and probably won't by the time Rodgers declines enough to become a real liability

Fair enough

electric on the field, electric wardrobe.

bump

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> qb doesn't throw picks.
> too much of a pussy to go deep.
> qb makes irrant throw.
> throws pick
> fucking sucks
Please pick a scenario

>le inflate my passer rating by only throwing deep off play action 15-20 times a game man

>Not running the ball on a 2pt conversion

Being a back up