/heem/ - Where is my mind edition

>Renato Orange

Who's the best manlet heavyweight?

>proxy

Can't wait m8

DC

DC

Joe Son

ufc.tv/video/shooto-japan
Vale Tudo Japan on in a couple hours

Its Master Henatche for you, bong

Who is Vale Tudo?

Do you think he could take on Dwight Howard or Calvin Johnson?

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Her reign begins

>Not openly loving male asses, abs and all other masculine sexual muscles (including the big dog mmm)
>2016

i could heem everyone here

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>being this anuspained

Hamasaki is my girl! Her fight with Brown was a spicy roller

Based Megumi Fuji

not really

your thoughtful, original banter with unique photographic content is really refreshing and adds immeasurably to every thread. plus, the added bonus of watching schizophrenia disolve in to multiple personality disorder is entertaining

>tfw no Fuji webms

remove this photo now

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All of them you weirdo.

Filter this image, it's the same moefag that keeps trying to trash Goober with no substance whatsoever.

Reeks of virginity too.

shut it, pablo

Do you reckon the UFC has some sort of computer program to help the matchmakers keep up with the literal hundred fighters in certain divisions?
If not it makes sense why some fighters get one fight every 10 months or so.

Found the moefag.

>/redneck/ detected
We gay friendly here obviously.
Don't like it? Who cares?

>Tio

I like Ronda. Why don't you?

Shut up, Costa Rica.

Silva has a small team keeping everyone sorted but he is borderline savant when it comes to style association and match making. He'll be missed desu

She hot but she sucks, was overhyped, and is a crybaby bitch

Me on the right

I wonder if he's really a prick or if he just came off really bad in that Ben10 video

Omg
>Gotta go fap now
Ty for sharing

PLATINUM mike perry

I had no idea that was the same guy. Here's an interview with him I've watched before.

youtube.com/watch?v=KTxsqF8zD68

np

GROOVY Lando Vannata

Mackenzie whooped that other chick tonight and defended her title. Haven't found a video yet.

future UFC star

people are sleeping hard on him

That guy is fucking hot
>Female equivalent

Yeah in a fucking grappling match lmao

youtube.com/watch?v=JUaUjHGmkOc

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>that filthy, mold covered wall

fick

Are you saying you like chicks that look like dudes or...? Me i like chicks that look like chicks, even when it comes to traps

I mean, I just posted the pic. She's not my "waifu" or anything. I do like her round face though.

Holy shit it's this guy youtube.com/watch?v=1LmeQ3Vci-w

Sup?

>While they we're both hunting/defending leglocks the duo ignored the referee's commands to stop and let go, and actually spun right off the the elevated Fight To Win Pro stage.

Who's the other girl?

>it's a former high-level amateur wrestler looks like a musclebound freak episode

Well, she's supposed to be the best in the whole fuckin' world at this so it would be pretty bad for her MMA career if she lost woodinit?

That is the greatest video ever

that's a lot of episodes

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Fuck knows what you're on about now

She needs to slow down on the PEDs, if she ruins her cute looks UFC won't care about her.

What's hard to understand? She is widely regarded as the pound for pound strongest female BJJ fighter in the world, and people have talked her up being the next big thing in MMA. If she loses a fight in her own specialty that would be very embarrassing.

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Doubt it, I think you just want to spam your irrelevant waifu.
That next big thing in MMA stuff is a total fabrication lel

>Hey, I don't know if Jesus Christ has been crucified yet, but I would love to crucify that man, Jesus Christ

kek

Did you make this?

Yes

...do you follow these sports at all? Or do you just come here for the heem vids?

ufc.tv/video/shooto-japan
Anyone in heemspeak?

wew

yea bro come on in

It's gonna be a bitch trying to find a Rizin stream this weekend.

we can do it together, hopefully russia gets broadcast because it's easy enough to find a match stream

Good idea, my heem friend speaks Russian

i'm streaming shooto japan on heemstream if anyone wants to watch

twitter.com/MegaMeguCat/status/777753492618301442
Megumi Fuji is watching Shooto, why aren't you?

>Aegis Reflector!

>Suddenly Alvarez's title reign is comparable to GSP's, Jon Jones', Cruz's, and Fedor's

The QT translator with the crazy pens is commentating.

Does the best fighter always win?

I wonder about this sport sometimes.

>Does the best fighter always win?
Sometimes bad judging happens

the best fighter, in equal shape, mindset, coaching and performance, wins every fight

pretty easy to blank on the middling bits

why does rogan hate aldo so much? he always accuses him of peds and he insulted him in the 194 post fight interview

He was on the gooby wagon like everyone else

>tfw i had to scroll through Henatch's instagram to find this and it's nothing but thicc bunda from women of all different races and spicy memes
10/10

top tier bunda

No one watching Shooto? Or making webms?

>J-j-just a phone call a-away..Anyday n-now haha..

*coughs*
Beige Cojeia takes that title m8

Some dude in a bar was trying to tell me that he wasn't watching UFC till GSP came back. Right....

/r/ing webm of Schaub getting heem'd

twitter.com/KarolinaMMA/status/777763023436021761
>you will never be KKs giant teddy bear

Every fucking day.

Every single fucking day.

This little WSW just sits there and gives me this stupid fucking look on her face.

Damn this fight was pretty spicy.

These small Arenas in Japan makes me so depressed man.

Karyn Bryant

link plox

>this meme opening
oh my god! this is fucking hilarious

ufc.tv/video/shooto-japan

filthycasuals
.tv/
Switch channel to Frees Castamp

Or you can not be a scrub and use fightpass

usually my guy streams it, he's a brit and asleep
San Kyu

who's the guy trying to hold Mcgregor's hand

Get on Heemspeak too you goof. Need the address?

HEEM SLEEPY

clips.twitch
.tv/rickeybot/CautiousEmuOptimizePrime

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Be careful.

No joke, be serious.

Is that a yes?
ts136.teamspeak3.com:9695

Bangbro, you watching Japanese MMA with the cool kids?

>Go Pro
Fucking niggers man

>he always accuses him of peds
Probably because he has definitely used PEDs.

>dem ring girl titties
noice

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>Japanese Matchmaking
jesus

what's next for Conor lads?
btw, predictions for Bisking vs Hendo?

Brootal. Story behind this?

the lightweight strap
then floyd
then a lucrative boxing career fighting cans for millions

watch the clip on twitch
he was livestreaming pokemon go and got rekt

king wins just as gsp loses his return fight, it's all about fixing the significance of the belt

the belt must always be in the hands of an active fighter, the spice must flow

connor will fight at 145 for one last time and lose as per above

Do niggers not understand that you could easily die from getting punched and falling on pavement?

do you think they care? the weak should fear the strong

She is such an autismoid

>niggers
>understanding anything besides "MUH DICK" or "I DINDU NUFFIN"
friend please.

>everyone

fuck sake brazil

No more uglyposting

>Brazil

Amazing

Is the mystic Mac persona dead now? McGregor was wrong both time about Diaz (third if you include siver) Will he need to find a new gimmick to keep his opponents SHOOK?

mcgregor gets away with it alot

even siver fight

but the whole mystic thing is gone, he is bound to return with a weird new style and persona after he quits sporting the 80s college professor look

>I feel I will roon away as sewn as oi have doon enoof to get moiself deh win.
>Oi will point foight deh fook ewtta yew and decision yew so fookin hard

Inoue calling out Escudero for missing weight is hilarious.

Or his conspiracy theory of Efrain coming in heavy on purpose

He pretty much called him out being a fake Mexican too.

Hilarious so far.

>these meme hand mewvments

Hes not the best commentator but his shit talking is great.

>Hendo wins and retires
>Chris wins
>Rockhold wins
Chris vs Rockhold II for the belt @ UFC 208

good morning, my fellow autismos

have a nice monday

How would prime Mike Tyson do in the current heavyweight division?

Goat

who is the ring girl in blue?

qt

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Phoenix Jones keeping the peace

"MMA works on the streets"

t. Goof

USADA'd in the first 4 months

Fucking literal kek

Who else feels bad for RDA?

>Loses his million dollar fight
>loses belt in a freetv fight
>Abandoned by teammates and friends after losing said belt

I want him to get it all back.

This.

Id love to see some nerd try to pull some meme shit on me so I could shoot them

He seems fine. Hungrier than ever. I don't think he ever cared as much about the money aspect of the fight as the gamesmanship. Dude is a real martial artist. Also, didn't he cut those people out himself?

Any form of legit combat training is enough in self defense scenarios. Source: every street fight video I've ever seen

>you will get to witness Honda get BTFO again in your lifetime
what a time to be alive

>3 title fights

way to curse the card

2016 shaping up to be GOAT year

whos watching little Japanese men kick the shit out of eachother

>Giving Garbrandt a title shot without beating a top 10er

In spite of all those valid excuses he still won.

"MMA doesn't work on the steets"
t. mcdojo scam artist

>the sport of MMA
im not surprised motherfuckers

Is Michael Johnson retarded?

twitter.com/manprasad/status/777536208960454656

How many fights have you finished?

Nate turned his brain to mush. Boy has the IQ of boot leather.

I can see Rousey beating Nunes.

Easily.
Ronda is a one trick pony but her trick still works on 99.9% of women fighters.

youtube.com/watch?v=Y-yQ0WZG7IM

The guy with no shirt on UNIRONICALLY tapped me, should i just heem myself?

BJJ Scout trying to use Microsoft Sam to start a podcast.
youtube.com/watch?v=gTGnhhxC1d4

Jesus christ. BJJ scout is a brilliant analyst but his autism is /heem/ level.

Jack Slack wannabe

Jack Slack would kick his fucking arse too. Give him the ol' Willie Pep wheelkick

I'm pretty sure Jack Slack would have no problems admitting BJJ scout is as good or better as a grappling analyst than Jack is a striking analyst.

jesus, that was some cringey shit

BJJ Scout gets way too buried in exact details without ever expanding upon them or looking at the bigger picture. Slack is a better writer than he is a video editor.

>bigger number is always better
blacks everyone

Reddit x-post

Slack sounds like he weighs 125 pounds soaking wet

Rogan BTFO

K1 GP just finished lads and I have no fucking idea what happened

1:00 p.m. ET -- Chael Sonnen will talk about parting ways with UFC and signing with Bellator MMA last week.

1:30 p.m. -- Cris Cyborg will preview her UFC Fight Night 95 main event against Lina Lansberg.

1:45 p.m. -- Ed Soares, RFA president and long-time MMA manager, will stop to discuss some news.

2:05 p.m. -- Sage Northcutt will talk about what's new and next for him.

2:25 p.m. -- Al Iaquinta will stop by to discuss UFC 205 in New York City.

2:45 p.m. -- Cult favorite and new Cage Warriors featherweight champion Paddy Pimblett will talk about his recent title win and rise in popularity.

3:05 p.m. -- Michael Johnson will reflect on his big win over Dustin Poirier on Saturday night.

3:25 p.m. -- We'll answer your #themmahour questions on anything and everything going on in the MMA world. Hit us up on Twitter using that hash tag or leave a question in the comments section below.

4:10 p.m. -- Derek Brunson will talk about his win over Uriah Hall on Saturday and what's next for him.

Can anyone place Jack Slacks accent? I'm like 60% sure he comes from a town near me but im terrible with accents.

Pretty sure he is British or Australian

thanks sherlock

think he said he is from near sheffield

No problem. My names not Sherlock though.

>I wonder if he's really a prick or if he just came off really bad in that Ben10 video

Ben said he was actually a really nice guy who sent Ben a hamper when his kid was born.

Lads,

My boy Cro Cop is fighting this weekend but does anyone know what time in bongs he'll be on the Rizin card?

sunday morning i think, thats what it was last time

the card starts at 7am

don't forget to activate your almonds lads

>tfw activating my almonds in alkaline water before washing them down with a homemade coconut and some emu meatballs

Living the dream

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Is boxing big in the Philippines or is it just everyone loves Pacman?

Hard to separate them at this point. Pac is a senator.

Thanks boys

Np

Nah, no one gives a shit about boxing outside of pacman

Top tier OP, I love it

Thanx

Nunes should fuck with Honda by hitting on her relentlessly. She's so used to her heel act that she wouldn't know how to respond.

Do you ever leave /heem/

Honda is probably the most oversexed woman on the roster, can't see her balking at being propositioned by a woman.

posts pic of that girl eating Honda's coochie

Why would I do that?

Bizbing BTFO, Why is the netherlands so based?

youtube.com/watch?v=HFmX6Bh1PGM&feature=youtu.be

Can we acknowledge that Stipe is a bit of an endearing weirdo?
>those wigger sensibilities
>speaks a million miles a minute when excited
>I'M THE WORLD CHAMP, I'M THE WORLD CHAMP
>comes off like a nice dude in post-fight stuff
Just wish he'd stop beating the shit out of fighters I like honestly

even Tyson Fury would beat him

Bisping is scum.

Is there anybody who doesn't find Stipe likeable?

Fucking delet this

pretty sure its actually a facade. those are paintstrokes and that lightswitch looks brand new

Deep down, Ronda will always be an outcast and a loser. She's a sucker for praise. This would actually work

I can't wait for the day Khabib is put against a top 5 LW again and is knocked the fuck out, his stand up is so fucking sloppy it's unbelievable

He's a fucking white male.

Just got home from training and time to resume the jap fights I paused.
Do you guys prefer training mid day or at night?

get a job

night

youtube.com/watch?v=CsQNnk4fYhE

Barnett is a cool guy, very likeable and humble
Honestly if it wasn't for all his positive roid tests he would be a top-tier boy

>he cares about roids
who the hell is a top tier boy then, casual

Just let him toss Conor around for 5 rounds first, is all I ask. Just straight up make him look like an idiot for even trying.

Why is that?

Barnett is and has always been my boy.
>Likes Anime
>Likes Warhammer
>likes heavy metal
>likes guns
10/10 would hangout and play board games with.

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i'm just a night person, my energy lvls don't really drop off

sherdog.com/fighter/Marcelo-Rodrigues-1406

Shamelessly stolen from Sherdog but goddamn just look at this dude

>cleveland government leach is a top tier boy
lmao at ur life

Khabib would get emotional, over extend and be caught by that left hand.

classic meme

Working out at night helps me stay up honestly. I forced myself to go train while tired as I usually got drowsy at around 4pm, Now I go to bed and wake up at normal times.

>corny prank phonecalls he does to entertain himself

one of the best for sure.

Once Khabib has the belt no one is getting their hands on it for a good ten years. The Khabib against Conor will resemble the Gall/Punk fight.

>Khabib
>emotions
Yeah okay.
Better shot he blows out his knee really.

>you will never see mcgregor vs khabib in early mcgregors career before the public eye was fully on him and he could call khabib a terrorist and get away with it

>Submission (No Apparent Reason)
Is that better or worse then Submission (terror)

His striking looks laughable, but he honestly makes it work pretty well.

besides calling siver a nazi, did he say/do anything really crazy?

He thought he could fight at welterweight.

Arlovski looks fucking sexy there.
No homo

>Submission (No Apparent Reason)
>Submission (Terror)
>TKO (Contract Dispute)
>Submission (Punches)

saying he would conquer Aldo's favela and kill everyone was pretty nuts

Called Diaz a spic two or three times.
Seriously he comes off like such a prick, I don't get the appeal.

>ireland conquering anyone

>TKO (Contract Dispute)
Wait what?

dressed up like el chapo

hold an airsoft gun

Selling the fight

I wish I could find it again, I forget if somebody linked it or if it was just a screenshot but it was on somebody's sherdog record

>DQ (Egan Inoue Ran Into the Ring)
>DQ (Wouldn't Get Up From Butt Scoot)

>Created a sport worth billions
>$400 million+ net worth
>Does whatever he wants
>Pounds ring girl and WMMA puss all day
>Yoked to the gills

Why do people think Conor is the don?

Leave Cyborg to me.

I demand a compilation.

Not even Conor thinks Conor is the don. Remember when he didn't want to show up for press obligations and they put him on his knees and made him kiss the ring?

Gregor Gillespie (7-0), NCAA Division 1 2007 champion, is making his UFC debut this week.

Conor Recognizes The fertitta brothers as the true dons. Dana is a lackey.

He looks like shit desu
youtube.com/watch?v=FeEWrT4LwjM

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I can make one, post some funny ones and I will add them

>The fertitta brothers
>2016

i would say i can't wait to see her get heemed but i don't watch wmma anyway

Gee big surprise there

Royce Gracie vs Art Jimmerson is a classic Submission (Position)

He's 47 and lives on cheese steaks and TRT you mongoloid.

>Dana is a lackey
He could buy the entire Supermac's chain you work at

what weight class is the cyborg vs lansberg fight in? catch weight 140?

>He's 47 and lives on cheese steaks and TRT you mongoloid.
Is that supposed to prove i'm a mongoloid?, you are just backing up my statements you negroid.

Yes.

Kek, going down the rabbit hole here

Sub by terror is a classic

Why does he start moaning sexually when Miocic walks by

Joe Son is the man you're googling, Sweden

He's got them pheromones brother.

Who is your favorite MMA poster?

>white American heavyweight that's capable of defending their title in 2016
Can practically see the wetspot in his pants

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>200 bombed
>Lost the Tooth
>Lost the Fertittas
>Is now an employee and not running his pal's business
>Looking for a Goof canceled
>Looks in awful health and will probably die within 5 years

Guys ;_; ....

he still kept his 10% stake I think

>>Looking for a Goof canceled
Oh shit is it? I liked that show

Art Jimmerson's smother choke
Nick Serra's butt scoot

It didn't get cancelled, it got picked up by Netflix

>200 bombed
Sandwiched between McGoob vs Weed lmao 1 and 2, I can't imagine he's too bothered.

Growing strong boys, keep them coming

4 days until the MMA VIVISECTION

Why are Mexicans so shit at MMA? Is it their poor work ethic?

This is recording the winners but not the losers, right? I think it needs the name of the loser too.

¿Is that supposed to prove I'm a negroid? You're just backing up my statements, you fucking mongoloid.

I thought that Gabriel Benitez guy looked awesome on the prelims the other night.

You are a literal goof

American mexicans / part mexicans do okay.

And Alejandro Perez is bretty gud

Joseph Benavidez works hard inside and outside of the OCTAGON

he's about as Mexican as Cain "White Pride" Velasquez

I like how the UFC makes all of the Mexicanish guys fight each other. Fili's last 4 opponents have been Benitez, Castro, Rodriguez, and Arantes.

You need to earn the right to fight a white.

MMA is way too new here, only gyms in biggest cities and only a few legit MMA gyms, lots of BJJ culture but actual and legit MMA training is way harder to find.

Most of the fighters also don't have an elite athletic background, they are just hobbyists turned pro.

It's still too niche to produce a world champion but one day, it's growing at a very fast rate.

I imagine it would be an easy cultural evolution from Boxing to MMA.

No it's recording the losers hence (loss)

Boxing isn't going anywhere

Literally no white ufc champs

>Stipe, slav
>DC, nig
>Bisbong, slav
>Tyron, nig
>Eddie, bean
>Conor, potato
>Cruz, bean
>Demetrious, nig
>Amanda, hue
>Joana, jew/slav

Same could be said for Muay Thai, although mma is banned in Thailand

lmao. Have you seen boxing culture? It's easier to go from scratch than to make a boxer understand getting put on his ass and pounded into ground beef is "losing" a "fight".

Shit, that explains why I've never heard of One running a show there.

No, it's recording the winner. The name is the person who beat them via that method.

Which is hilarious because of how many MMA fighters go to Thailand to train.

I didnt say Boxers going into MMA I just meant Mexicans love their fightan sports, so I would imagine MMA would get very popular very quickly

>DC, nig
Funny man

Actually, most of the boxing fags are reallly anti grappling, MMA is for completely different type of people, it started in Tijuana and other near the border cities with big US influence.

>Both fighters disqualified for timidity

>this filthy Mexican thinks slavs aren't white but he is

my sides are galactic

Hmm, thats not too surprising now that I think about it. Similar thing happened in America.

Lads, why is America so superior to the rest of the planet?

>but he is
Where did you get this from, you pile of slav feces?

>if i move to china i'm chinese

>Slav
>Negro
>Negro
>Negro
>Spic
>Spic
>Negro

"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""american"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" champs

No need for the Cred Forums shit friendos

>The state of Swedish education

You're right actually
Sorry murrikans

You have some of the best camps in the world and college wrestling is basically a breeding ground for badass fighters

It's only natural you'd have a lot of champs

Who exactly do you think an American is?

If you live there and assimilate, yes, you are

There have been 15 heavyweight champions in the UFC. Name them.

Free Space: Bas Rutten

>college wrestling is basically a breeding ground for badass fighters
We all know Sweden is the expert on many types of breeding grounds (Isis troopers, Somali pirates, Mulatto Warriors, etc)

uhhhhh Ricco Rodriguez

Junior Dos Santos

Stipe Miocic
Fabricio Werdum
Josh Barnett
Andre Arlvoski
Ricco Rodriguez
Cain Velasquez
Junior Dos Santos
Brock Lesnar
Frank Mir

Bj Penn
Brendan Schaub

sherdog.com/fighter/Dan-Bobish-174

ctrl+f Mark Kerr

Igor Vovchanchyn's first loss too

Barao/Cyborg/Nelson/Santos is a pretty safe parlay this week

I also like Chagas, Burns and Yahya

HW is never a safe bet.

I really wish I could see some of these fights, I really wonder what happened

Nelson chin will never fall to bigfoot....and bigfoots is made of paper

Nelson's chin has crumbled before and Bigfoot has survived where I would not have expected (vs Hunt), anything is very much possible.

He was on TRT though...have you seen his fights in the last 3~ years

its HW bro, betting on its like betting on WBW, nothing about the division makes sense

Man he got brutally heemed by STRUVE

Mate did you even see that punch he took from Derrick Lewis? I wouldn't give Bigfoot a decent chance at beating Nelson whatsoever.

Yeah you have a point about that, but still, there is a baseline "ridiculous shit happens" factor in HW that is way outside the norm.

for sure my man, but I think the only way bigfoots wins is if he has started juicing again
which isn't too outside of the realms of possibility
he was complaining a ton after his last loss and saying all he has is fighting to make a living...

I think it's bullshit he's not allowed on TRT honestly since he literally has a medical condition that fucks with his pituitary gland or something

Yeah, years of abusing PEDs isn't exactly good for your pituitary gland either.

Will 205 be the GOAT card?

Maybe not, but Acromegaly is what I'd call an extenuating circumstance. These are the issues with blanket bans, people with a legitimate necessity get fucked over.

Problem is having a legitimate medical condition that effects your performance isn't any different than having any other condition that effects your performance. Should Lobov get eskrima sticks to make up for his t-rex range? Should Woodley get EPO to make up for the fact he was born blacksplosive but low-endurance?

>it's a some faggot with photoshop makes better posters than UFC ever has episode

...

youtube.com/watch?v=-maD43JRz-U

Why do we hate her again?

Lobov is fine the way he is, and Woodley just won a world title, so that's not a great example. Bigfoot should be allowed TRT for the same reasons that McGregor was allowed stem cell treatment for his ACL tear.

Reading about acromegaly, doesn't that condition cause you to produce an excess of growth hormone? The medication he would be combating it with would actually inhibit gh production. That's what I gather from the wiki anyway.

I know that one, that's Latifi's first pro fight, lel

Updated with some gems I found too

This triggers the white boi.

The growth hormone boost just made him look like a giant monstrous fucker, his actual T/E levels are low as shit though.

this is an unreal OP dude

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we truly are blessed here at /heem/

probably the worst champion ever

Sorry, that's Tyrun Woodley

Nate always looked much much better at 155

Goobz is in for some slaps again if the trilogy ever happens(which I dont)

Point is all the fighters are fine the way they are. And if they can't hang for some reason, tough shit. You are your body. Bigfoot's condition may have fucked up his pituitary gland, but it also made him a frankensteinian beast which is what allowed him to have any success to begin with with a relatively limited skillset.

And it's not comparable to McGregor getting treatment for an ACL tear because that recovers him to his typical fighting strength without introducing something which might elevate him beyond that. If Bigfoot had a similar solution it would be fine, but he doesn't, so tough luck.

t. a booty blasted white boi.

>Acromegaly patients, who suffer from natural growth hormone levels of up to 100 times higher than normal, have lower stamina towards physical activity than people with regular levels. When the patients are treated and their growth hormone levels decrease, their stamina improves.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1724606/

HGH abuse actually mimics the symptoms of acromegaly. I really can't see why he would need it unless he's had surgery to remove the tumor and that's fucked his production or something.

Tyron isn't worse than Ronda dude. Ronda lost the belt and literally cried about it for months and wanted to end her life over it.

She was not humble, at all, she was disrespectful to her opponents, and it was glorious seeing her get her face kicked off. There's never been a champion that deserved a loss more than her. But Tyron won't be champ for much longer anyway.

>Point is all the fighters are fine the way they are.
They're not, since his Test. levels are far below where they should be for a health man in his 30's because of his condition. Are you not getting this? He also does have a skillset, don't pretend he's Ben Rothwell.
>And it's not comparable to McGregor getting treatment for an ACL tear because that recovers him to his typical fighting strength without introducing something which might elevate him beyond that.
Bigfoot was on the TRT program to let his levels become normal, not lower than normal, which is where they are now. It's basically giving him a chance to be on a level playing field since his medical condition prevents him from doing that.

Ronda was willing to defend the belt up until she lost it, and actually did manage to defend it multiple multiple times. She definitely fits the base line of a good champion, which is more than could be said of most of the current crop. Hating her because she does some weird shit outside of fighting doesn't make her a bad champion.

The bong is 100% right. Bigfoot's condition puts him at a huge disadvantage. TRT was abused in the past, but he actually did need it.

Who the fuck told you HGH lowers your stamina dude

>Bigfoot was on the TRT program to let his levels become normal
That's just demonstrably wrong, isn't it? He busted for elevated test.
I don't see him any differently than anyone else who did TRT. You shouldn't get to supplement your T levels to that of a young healthy person because you're old or your body's fucked up. Mother nature's telling you to fuck off.

Are Bigfoot Silva's abnormally low test levels what lead him to get this haircut?

Check your reading comprehension m8

>have lower stamina towards physical activity than people with regular levels
HGH leans you out, it doesn't reduce your stamina like having a tumor on your pituitary gland does.

He looks about 50 times better with this beard/haircut than without.

Nigger, we are talking about the latter and not the former.

That's a weak argument. We want as many people competing as possible at as level of a playing field as possible because that's what keeps the sport going and fair. TRT let him do that and now he can't win a fight for shit because the UFC banned it. There are legitimate reasons to take TRT, always were, the UFC was just too lazy to develop smart rules around it.

So Acromelagy hurts and doesn't help. HGH only helps, that's why every fighter is on it.

Did you just not read the earlier posts or what? You can't be this dumb, lad.

>She definitely fits the base line of a good champion

lol absolutely not bud

she was fed cans and was a one trick pony for fucking years. horrible coach, horrible development, she got more muscular and her footwork and striking stayed basic and she had years and year to develop

not a good champion, at all. she defended the belt fairly well, she was fed a few cans and not the actual most dangerous opponents, she ducked Cyborg for years and she wound up fighting #8 and #9 in her division back to back

>Hating her because she does some weird shit outside of fighting doesn't make her a bad champion.

being a cocky asshole and parading around like you're hot shit and then being completely exposed by an actual good fighter does indeed make her a bad champion.

there has never been a champion upset that was more deserved than her loss vs Holly

We have different ideas of what makes a level playing field. I don't see what makes someone's natural inability to create as much test as the next guy so different from having a natural lack of height or reach or inability to put on muscle. You got fucked in the genetic lottery, or you just got old. That's life. Stepping in to "help" those people by giving them special privileges not afforded to everyone else does not make a level playing field.

Bas
Barnett
Rizzo?
Ricco
Arlovski
Big Timmayyyyy
Big Nog?
Randy?
Brock
JDS
Cain
Werdum
Stipe

I think Carwin was Interim Champ after he beat Mir's unconscious face into the canvas

That's all I got

bloodyelbow.com/2016/9/19/12966834/chael-sonnen-rips-on-fighters-demanding-money-fights-you-either-want-to-fight-or-you-dont
Based Uncle Chael

Strong fluctuations

So why don't you apply the exact same logic to, say, antidepressants? "That's life" is a fucking stupid thing to say when you're discussing a competitive sport too lol

Coleman, Randleman and Mo Smith too

I'm fucking hype for Lineker vs Dodson

and it's super dumb that River moved up and Faber dropped down but they kept Faber above Rivera. They should be swapped imo

He called RDA a spic at a press conference and literally no one even called him out on it. It was something like

>I'm the king, you're the spic

>she was fed cans
It's WBW. They barely had anyone else to feed her. She also fought the best they had and beat them all up until Holly came along. Saying she didn't is just revisionist history.

>she ducked Cyborg
Not fighting a steroid abusing freak who isn't even able to reach your weight class is not ducking.

> one trick pony for fucking years.
And that's what worked. Can't blame her for it, blame her division. What I will give you is that now that she's felt what it's like to fight someone who can overcome your one trick, it is unforgivable to stick with the same training and coach. But up until that point, she really had no reason to change it up, she smashed everyone.

>she was fed a few cans and not the actual most dangerous opponents
Not going to touch the rest of this autist shit but come on now son, those cans WERE the most dangerous opponents.

Ah right thought Coleman was only a tournament champ

>6. Urijah Faber
>7. Jimmie Rivera

when is mcgoob alvarez getting announced?

I think he was but it was that tournament that created the belt

Isn't she on OITNB?

what did cm punk do for those two years?

Never heard of anyone needing special exemptions for that the same way as TRT. Maybe there is, but I think most people agree that shit that doesn't actually effect performance shouldn't be banned.

trained to kill

practice jumping takedown defensetf tp

Media ranking contributors are a fickle bunch - a few media members (Mauricio Deho, Scott Fontana, Steve Jeffery) have moved Jimmie Rivera up to #2 ranking. All had him in the 10-15 range previously

That's O-N-N-I-T

traneing ufc

faber is my antiboy, fuck that ass chin midget

>those cans WERE the most dangerous opponents.

Nunes was #4 when Ronda fought #8 and #9 consecutively lol

>What I will give you is that now that she's felt what it's like to fight someone who can overcome your one trick, it is unforgivable to stick with the same training and coach. But up until that point, she really had no reason to change it up

the entire thing with edmund was just fucking ridiculous, it was easy to see for everyone that her standup and footwork and use of range etc etc etc really needed work and it never developed

>It's WBW. They barely had anyone else to feed her.
Yeah, the division sucks, but that is something you need to consider when you're assessing a champion in the UFC dude. The stoppage vs McMann was bullshit and she had no business fighting Bethe or even Holly when she did.
They thought she would take Holly down and submit her and that's why that fight took place. Yeah, she beat everyone they put in front of her, but Davis, Tate and Correira all suck. Three shitty fighters in a five fight win streak and the horrible stoppage vs McMann isn't even included in that.

>Not fighting a steroid abusing freak who isn't even able to reach your weight class is not ducking.
While I do agree with you to an extent, you must admit that Cyborg was the fight that the world wanted to see and she fought #8 and #9 instead. That is a shitty thing to do when you're the champion.

I love the OC, OP.

>Never heard of anyone needing special exemptions for that the same way as TRT.

that's because they aren't banned

but using your logic, they should be because they give some people a boost that they wouldn't have had if they hadn't taken it, and maybe their opponent didn't

>but I think most people agree that shit that doesn't actually effect performance shouldn't be banned.
antidepressants 100% affect performance though lol

>Nunes was #4 when Ronda fought #8 and #9 consecutively lol
and on a what fight win streak? Sit the fuck down.

>actually defending the decision to let Ronda fight Bethe as a title defense

>i can greentext too
Go smoke some more dope

but she beat two of the Four Horsewomen bro

bethe beat up her friends
it wasn't about the title
it was personal

>While I do agree with you to an extent, you must admit that Cyborg was the fight that the world wanted to see and she fought #8 and #9 instead. That is a shitty thing to do when you're the champion.
The world wanted Silva to move up and fight Jones, the world wanted GSP to move up and fight Silva, they wanted Jones to move up and have a run for the HW title, and they wanted Aldo to to the same at LW. I don't blame any of them for not doing that. You're a champ at your own weight class, no responsibility to take meme fights you don't want to.

Most of the rest is just hindsight being 20/20. She smoked her entire division and only a minority of people saw the end in sight.

>but using your logic
But I was talking about performance enhancements the entire time and you're talking about bullshit.

Say what you will about Bethe but she Mcgregored herself into an undeserving tittle shot more fighters should learn from her

Still the best mma-moment this year.

me in the middle

No, this

Classic Mike

>Mike "If you eat rice, I won't be nice" Perry

You now remember TJ Grant

>Mike "I beat one Asian dude and my cornermen made a stupid joke so the meme doesn't really make that much sense' Perry
#justsayin

you mean Jim Miller

Wait, what is 206?

>when they ask you what happened to their dog.png

t. Chan Sung Jung

Toronto card, probably GSP's return vs Nick Diaz

Sad shit. What is he up to now that his brain is officially fucked?

THICC

mining in Saskatchewan somewhere (not kidding)

who is this fighter?

>tfw listening music when I see this

Did just fine against Dos Anjos in the middle of his resurgence

damn karyn bryant turned hot

twisted funky psychopath

She's way hotter than her desu i don't know how old she is but she has that milf thing going for her

How many of you do you honestly believe that you would win over a black female in a street fight

I am 1.90 70 kg and seriously doubt that I can do it.These bitches seem to have mad cardio and swing wildly

very fast reem and stipeh running in hihg speed

>Stipe running with his hands straight down

It's like a caveman naruto run

Go for the power double and its game over

VERY fast heavyweihgts going at incredible hihg speed

I have never seen a woman in a street fight who could throw a decent punch to save her life. No natural body mechanics.

All this talk about bitches is just there to fool you to pick him on the next card he's on so your picks fail.

REMEMBER THIS! Never pick a gook.

6'2 lightweight without cutting lol

What about The Dong
or The Doo

Or hell if he actually comes back Korean Zombie

All of those are reliable, solid fighters

lanklet

>Still can't cope with the fact that Diaz lost
Bulgaria is such a little beta permavirgin gypsy lmao.

You really underestimate male power, unless you're a limp wristed sissy boy, you can handle most women that aren't built like Serena Williams with some actual pro fight experience

I think this bitch could really heem me

youtube.com/watch?v=kzAAU8F7zVo

Nice bait did you make it yourself?

Most of Nate's wins are by submission

>you have to forget that fight ever existed now because I eked out the next one
t. mgrerg

Wypyo can't match Black chins desu
youtube.com/watch?v=wut2cb2dGqA

>all these fresh nfl heems

twitter.com/barstoolsports/status/777717933564948481

youtube.com/watch?v=eWHSKq2o0z4

lel

fapped to twinks

dump one, punch the other, good plan

>B8
Facts are b8 now?

>Flag
On wait, it's one of those Sudaca indios Spanish people keep warning me about.

Shoo, you double digit IQ having jungle dweller.

>Convincingly beats the shit out of Nate for 25 minutes
>IT DON'T COUNT GUISE
t. Amerisperg.

kill yourself

Easily, I was literally screaming then trying to make a casual understand how big this was

youtube.com/watch?v=NjldNyq5PSQ

>OHHH SHE GOT A REAL NASTY HAIRLOCK MIKE
>and now she's being swarmed Joe.What.a .Fight
>watch the back of the head Shaniqa

upload the webm of bisping celebrating with his family

>"Stop posting that fight, it triggers me"
You're the one saying a fight doesn't count spergy spaniard

Can't wait for Cruz to derail Garbrandtlet's hype train.

>STILL not having that weirdo filtered

He has a hype train?
I can't believe people want to see this fight. It's a distraction.

>actually wanting dominic snooze to have succes
>being a fan of 5 round manlet decisions

The Pussification of America, everyone.

what hype train? most people picked almemeda to wreck him

youtube.com/watch?v=JUaUjHGmkOc&feature=youtu.be

I really want this to be our new meme lads

Recent events count the most.

Get help, Diaz dickrider.

Danny Roberts will end him but for now he has my twitter follow

We memed about it a little when it happened, but now Perry himself has become the meme

No one even said otherwise. You literally just got triggered cause someone thought it was a good moment. Is your wife carrying Conor's son?

Are you a True Fight Fan and supporter of the #1 P4P king, Demetrious Johnson, /heem/?

Just the edit that kills me. The long, slowed down scream at the end

>Being this assblasted and dickriding a gypsy this hard
Wew lad.

no
not really

>SMALL

kek

>waaaaahhhhh stop liking this thing!!!!

Sounds like you're the pussy here, dummy

>Mighty mouse
>black, small
Sounds about right

stipe tapped

>11.99 to ship a shirt

youtube.com/watch?v=AbDpMXHcVrs

ok this was a good fight but an even better reffing.this guy should replace Herb Dean

>netherlands

American shipping is always outrageously expensive tbqh

Thankfully while I may be a manlet I am not a moneylet

What is your maximum bench press?

>inb4 Why Are Americans So Short.jpg

Reem could have been champion mane

Rory MacDonald in bellator now? Srsly? Why?

...

$$$

His face... is he turning into chael?

Why Are Americans So Short

red shirt girl has some decent mewvment, that final kick was flawless

would roll with her/10

Couldn't cut it in the UFC
I'm honestly okay with it. He needs to fight guys more on his level. All the best to him, but I still don't think he beats Koreshkov.

I know he's flexing and all but he literally never looks close to this in the Octagon

NEW:

youtube.com/watch?v=BiIerlZL6x4

hes just good at looking on roids in pics because he knows how to position him in certain angles where he will look the biggest possible

he is basicly natty

>small

what are your lifting numbers?

>Struve
>Overeem
Why do nederlanders have no chins?

NEW THREAD

perfect example thx buddeh

btw i dont even lift

>This Koreshkov fag again
Wew.

>Couldn't cut it
Wasn't motivated to even try to cut it anymore. He spoke against this before. He's been speaking about how unjustly the UFC treats fighters for over a year now.

>HEY STIPE

lol