FUCK FILTHADELPHIA. I JUST GOT HOME FROM THAT SHITHOLE...

FUCK FILTHADELPHIA. I JUST GOT HOME FROM THAT SHITHOLE. HAD TO TRAVEL THERE ON BUSINESS ELSEWISE I WOULD NEVER GO TO THAT DUMP.

HEADING TO OFFICE IN MORNING WEARING A PENGUINS HAT.

SOME DISGUSTING FAT SLOB PROBABLY ON HIS WAY TO THE WELFARE OFFICE TROWS WATER ON ME IN MY NICE CLEAN SUIT

HE LAUGHS AWAY SCREAMING PENGUINS SUCK

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUXK YOU

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>wearing a hat
>while wearing a suit

you deserve it

HOW CAN PISSBURGH RECOVER?

OP cant handle some cheeky banter

Have you tried not being a faggot?

It's just banter, m8. The banter in these parts is more physical than verbal, good fun.

>wearing a hat and suit

Its to keep my hair in place you mongs

he thinks he's John Cena

>what is hair gel

literally none of this happened

It's just banter m80
Don't get so asspained over water.

Not that far fetched. I always get taunted in Giants gear while in Philly

thats surprising to you? faggot

Yeah. But that's the giants.

No other city is that insecure. I never get bothered in Boston while wearing a Yankees hat

Philly is a cool place but it's boring as fuck aside from it's bar scene outside of center city.

Flyers and Penguins rivalry is hardcore

Flyers-Penguins is one of the biggest current rivalries in the NHL.

I stand corrected

thats because we know the sox are much much better. we're laughing at you in our heads though

>8 rings

Can't handle the bants

Cheeky

>things that never happened.

youtube.com/watch?v=gd9fahc4RjE

This that happened

every city is boring if you exclude the bars

>Nobody can handle Phillys bantz

everyone in the league is so scared of our fans lmao fuckin pussys be a man take some heat

i wear mets gear to phillies games and exercise my winning team privilege all over you faggots

i love going to games when an entire section of seats is bought out by mets fans and all the philthadelphia faggots bitch and whine about it

>Not being "scared' or cautious around felons

christ is your hair made from goose down and loose pieces of yarn? buy some pomade hippy

Not NYC

classic bants desu

>heading home from gym before work
>little gross and sweaty I know
>see asshole in a hat and suit awkwardly walking with his head down and arms swinging like warm noodle
>its a Penguins hat
>say "Hey Penguins suck!" with a smile and wink just friendly bantz
>open water bottle a little squirts towards him
>he looks at me with pure fear and terror
>scurrys away
>shout "sorry dude!" as he runs off

What did he mean by this?

HEY! HEY!

HELP!
HELP!

THAT'S MY PURSE I DON'T KNOW YOU

HAYALP
HAYALP

Ya nah

How is it a rivalry when one team is shit

The Penguins aren't that bad

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>this thread

Meanwhile, the Penguins gave PA an ultimatum to build and finance their arena in its entirety or they would leave. And Ed Snider funded 100% of their arena