OFFICIAL PHILADELPHIA EAGLES @ CHICAGO BEARS GAMETHREAD #3

>Houston lives
Thank you based Jesus.

7-3 Bears.

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first for burrs

Not for long 10-7 inc

First for wentz is elite

Both of these teams are hot garbage.

>trey burton
top kek

sasuga Hicks

Still expecting us to lose, but it's not as pathetic as I though it was going to be

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Keep it up, Trey!

first for /MaryElizabethWinstead/

SLAPPED IN THE FACE!

Hey guys, now that LA has a team who should I root for? My girlfriend likes the Chargers and her boyfriend likes the Raiders. Should I choose Los Angeles?

daily reminder that throwing checkdowns all day is literally what every patriots QB does too so fuck off

Wentz will lead us to an owl victory

PHI CHI is an anagram of Hi Chip

YOU ARE ALL WEIRDOES

who /neutral/ here

Sounds like you should be a seahawks fan

ALCOHOL™ REMINDED EVERYONE DRINK YOUR DRUGS, IN JESUS NAME AMEN

YUM YUM, ALCOHOL™

this game feels like one of those december 5-8 vs 3-10 MNF matchups we get every year

Whatcha snacking on?

also wentz is elite under pressure

lol wtf

Are the Bears worse than the Loins?

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GO OUT OF BOUNDS YOU GINGER NIGGER

>Twistys
Fuck off back to 2008, degenerate faggot.

TOUGH

PLEASE SLIDE HOLY SHIT

Yeah, Wentz is baller

Reminder that I WILL meme the Texans to a superb owl win.

wew lad

>qb starts running any amount of distance
>commentators start praising his athletic ability

why do they always do this?

what up white bois

rooting for an ashlon injury or i lose FANTASY FOOTBALL RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEee

>hit him in the face
>tapped the top of his helmet

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Wentz will go down better than Brady when it's all over

Doug Pederson is a shitty coach

>eagles running game

Shut up, Ahmed.

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me too

Might get a Reese's ice cream bar

STOP RUNNING IT

STOP

STOP

STOP

LET HIM THROW

CUT THE RUN GAME PLEASE

TRUCKED

>TAP ON THE FACE
>PENULTYYY
IS THIS A LEAGUE FOR BABIES? THEY'RE BABIES

hello

Wentz is real as fuck

I need like 30 out of him, fuck you user

(im fucked)

I'll help you meme for a toxinsb owl here if you help me meme arizona state to the playoffs in /cfb/

YEEEEEEEEEEE

Who /champs/ here?

he just threw an incompletion and now theyre kicking a field goal?

GIVE YOUR DOG SOME OF THOSE HES HUNGRY

>White qb moves his legs
>"I'll tell you what, most people don't know it, but this guy's athletic"

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YUM YUM, ALCOHOL™

carson Wentz trying to bang with real niggas... lol

in 2 years he'll be outs the league and eating through a straw playing like this

commentators are all 80 years old and remember the days when Drew Bledsoe was considered an athletic QB

noice pass block

should have waited for matthews desu

TEAMS WHO PASSED ON WENTZ

>RASM
>BROWNS

>Arizona slut university

right? I'm impressed

Good to know the NFC East and North are fucking shit.

Should have went to the right side. EZ touchdown there with that rookie tripping.

Deiondre Hall has can probably pull a banana straight off a tree flat-footed with those arms

this get is worthy of a chen

not wasted/10
yes, and?

Me

I literally am almost crying from laughing at this - is he literally the dumbest football player?

> tfw ate Taco Bell before the game and had to shit most of the first half

What did I miss

>this mad as fuck pothead

thats because so many white qb's are pathetically unathletic

how do you watch this shit sport sober

Does this microaggression trigger you?

>losing to the bears

kill me family

hell be fine

who EDP445 here?

"Ya smell me"

Anyone know if he is live streaming himself watch the game?

BURRRRS

Oline needs to step it up and damn that pass block.

Ai ai
Ya shake and smell with me ma nigga?

Wentz is gonna be just like Carr, Cutler, and Matt Ryan: shows some talent early never takes the next step.

Damn, I'll take 3 during that drive. Looked better than what we would of gotten last year.

>The entire NFC is shit

Wentz is going to have an RG3 moment if he keeps taking hits like this.

POST
YOUR
BEER
HERE

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We can never do sht in the red zone

Yeah he's pretty durable desu

If the Browns drafted him he'd be out of the league with a career ending injury already.

Where my Jebheads at?

BLACK BOYS STILL CANT BEAT ME

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carr is good faggot

Coming through

why does anybody like him?

who /1-1/ here

PLEASE
C
L
A
P

>the entire NFL is shit.

remember when rg3 had a meme GOAT 1 st season.

you can never trust a man who acts like he has nothing to lose. pretty much Wentz to a T right now , bitch

You mean like RGIII, Cam, and Kaepernick?
Fuck off nig

Is Wentz scared of black people?
He only throws to tight ends

>tfw had to quit smoking weed because it made me think about all my problems
I thought drugs repressed your feelings

I'm suing the nfl for not making a safe space

S L O W
T
E
A
D
Y

How many people is on stadium?

GET SCREENED

I'M SHAKINNGGG

I READ MUH KORAN AND PRAY DURING COMMERCIALS
>YUM YUM, ALCOHOL™

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Feels bad, man

>Offensive line sucks
>Will get even worse when johnson gets suspended
>defensive Corners suck
>depth chart non existant

We're not going anywhere this year

first day on Cred Forums or just new as hell?

Wentz looks good, but he's not going to last very long if he keeps taking these hits.

glad people are finally realizing rodgers is overrated system baby

high energy

How does it feel that the Rodgers era is for all intensive purposes over?

FUKKIN SAVED.

If anybody has a better gif than this, post it now or forever hold your piece.

>Double dubs
>burrs winning
I-is it the Texans time this year?

>we will never have a president that carries around small turtle figures in his pocket to hand out

There's a woman ref in this game? Where?

Why did shitcago get rid of hester

I wouldn't say I like him but I do find his videos entertaining and his rage is pretty funny too.

are you talking about David Carr?

Guys, I've been texting this slut and she's drunk and coming over after the game. I'm a virgin. What sex positions should I use so she thinks I'm a pro?

Not me

Just me or is this a comfy as fuck oldschool feeling game ?

You don't know how good Cutler is; he has been on some god awful bears rosters.

SERIOUSLY???

get fucked puckers

That electoral map

thank god

>crown someone who torches the saints defense
Matt Cassel
Rg3
Brian Hoyer
Kirk Cousins
Matt Ryan
Sam Bradford

I know you don't really believe this. Makes me chuckle, your shit-tier bait.

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Rate

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>cheetos chicken fries
God bless this beautiful country.

no other choice but the ol' lickaroo desu

The one season he had a solid team around him he put up the 3rd-most passing yards in the league.

>eatdatpussy445
>fatpussyisyummy
>makes videos disrespecting women and generally acting a fool
>wonders why he cant get a job

o im laughing

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MURCIALS!!

>undaaged

gives the season some meaning desu

Yup, I'll be trying these.

>jeb thought he was actually going to run a pro-immigration campaign against trump

he must be actually retarded

this is actually true theres 7-8 teams who probably won't win more than 4 games and only 4 good enough to make the owl

doggy. all girls like doggy. and id you cant find the hole just say youre drunk n shell grab your dick and guide your dick into her pussy. fuxking love thatbshit

go bears

Don't be a fucking liar and embarrass yourself

Doesn't matter, just rub her clit a bunch first

Every play

>Gruden: gee really think that was maybe roughing the passer there. You know what, Aaron Rodgers is a hell of a quarterback did I ever mention how great Brett Favre is? That Tom Brady is incredible. Peyton Manning omg I want to suck his dick

Someone kill this fucking idiot so I can watch MNF without wanting to kick puppies

Who /Cheetos Chicken Fries/ here?

if meat 6/10 if cheese solid 9/10

raviolis are my go to easy food.

About to hit up Waffle House, anyone want anything while I'm out?

RG3 had a super simple Bayloresque one read offense that was tailored entirely around him. Plus he couldn't read a defense for shit. Once other teams figured it out he shit the bed.
Wentz is like an autistic savant at reading defenses and is good at finding his second and third read, and he's playing in a full fledged complicated NFL offense.

>store bought sauce

Come on man

poor/10

what is it?

this is an important point
i feel legitimately bad for players drafted by the browns
just because the browns pass on someone and he does well in another situation is no guarantee that that player would have done well will the browns
they cant develop for shit

theyre pretty bland plus theres no cheeto dust on em

fucking kek

you guys are getting the division again, without a doubt

luckily gb gets wc

>katrinabowl

Good to know 1000 people drowned so ESPN can make an ad

cheetos chicken fries

>hating based Gruden
Pussy detected

Get on all fours and the have her get behind you. She'll know what to do from there.

k.. keep me posted

youtube.com/watch?v=fOnsK6Vu7U4

borger King pls

sideways/10

>out for friend's birthday a few weekends ago
>her friend is one of the suburban glory hunter blackhawks fans
>bears come up somehow
>"Bears haven't been good because Cutler fucking sucks, he drives out every coach that comes in"
Is there a worse population than women who think they know sports?

kys

You're likely watching a shit quality stream or being fooled by the bear's old looking uniforms.

WHERE THE FUCK IS MIKE TIRICO?

ye a gf pls. pref a white one but ill take an asian one if they're out.

who /eatdatpussy/ here?

ALCOHOL™ REMINDED EVERYONE DRINK YOUR DRUGS, AYE ROGERS, DISCOUNT DOUBLE DICK YOUR MOUTH

YUM YUM, ALCOHOL™

Can you stop by the gas station and grab me some funyuns? Here's a 5 just grab me a king size snickers too and keep the change thanks bruv!

Doggy, grab her hair. And say her that her mom fuckes better than she

YES THIS, user

Drench your stack in your favorite syrup for me.

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stfu weak ass white bitch ass hoe.

you call others autistic but act like watching qbs is oike wine tasting at a fucking contryclub you dumb hoe

pretty shit tbqh
false advertising

cute pupper

he died

reminder that only cucks go down on women

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>another Batman game

Everyone is going to compare it to Arkham and it's going to fall so short

on NBC waiting for al michaels to die

Get me some pastrami fries from Leo's

>GO FUCK YO SELF BABY

HOLY FUCKING COMMERCIALS

Can you give it a rest isis

It's cheese. Organic cheese/pasta too

MNF is ruined

The fuck is that
2/10

damn this game is shit

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inb4 sproles TD

THAT'S MY MAN

Hooo boy, lets pull something out before the half.

Drink bleach for linking that clown

Do you not know what an autistic savant is?

Yeah a black&mild on your way back

not many

Not memeing. These videos are comfy

Get me that steak sandwich on Texas toast with the Waffle House sauce.

I wish I was close to a Waffle House.

Why are the suckling the Wentz cock so much?

>pupper

hello plebbit

Good post

>sex with her mom
I always knew there was a link between Russia and conservative America

make your own sauce f.a.m

But she is right.

kys

strawpoll.me/11262882

GO

Is just me or does these NFL games seem over pixelated this season?

When you're 1-1, 15-1 is still mathematically possible.

kys nig

Who /MILK/ here?

What a throw

A pack of newps and a sixer of bud would be great

is jeff joniak the most based radio announcer of all time?

Once again, this fucking secondary needs fucking work.

GOOD SHIT, AGHOLOR.

yeah it like your mum who is only great at one thing. which is taking nigger dicks in her ass

dubs eagles score before the half

Holy shit Wentz.

dat gunslinging

> not realizing pupper/dogger came from here.
kys new fag

>triple coverage

17-2 is also mathematically possible

For both teams desu

>there are "people" who unironically enjoy this trash

Chimpcongo confirmed for bad taste

why isnt it in a bag??????????

GOD DAMNIT

You first, leaf

kys

>that flick

lmao

IPA drinkers, explain it. It tastes like what i imagine a pine tree would taste like if it was a drink.

Didnt mean to reply to ya, bud.

yes he is user

>6/8 time

newports be expensive as fuck here in oregon i paid $7.50 at gas station a while back

>three pints of RAW chillin

where muh /homo/ at?

This might be the worst pass defense I've ever seen

That is some pretty good milk. Costs fucking $15/gallon though.

> being this new

>getting offended over memes

kys

Why doesn't the clock stop to set the ball after a first down

Die

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Looks bretty good desu

neck yourself lad

MATHEWS KYS MY MAN

Damn Wentz

That's the Jordan Mathews I know.

>it a eagle wr cant catch episode

FUCKING JORDAN MATTHEWS

>stone hands matthews

come on

>the city of jordon matthews

RIP Doug Buffone

take out the tomatoes and I'm a fan

FUCK so close

Bad time to drop, Jmatt. Cmon.

i hope matthews dies

>Philly receivers

holy shit wentz is the real fucking deal that dragon

Holy shit that was a perfect throw

8.25 in south NJ

> incorrectly spouting memes

>think mnf is on NFL
>Find out it's on phl17
>No tirico
>No sexy time with gf

At least it's almost faptime

Its the NFL™

kys

this isn't meme ball like college

New-Yorker-trying-to-stir-shit detected.

Good choice good choice

Die

ALCOHOL™ REMINDED EVERYONE DRINK YOUR DRUGS, DRINK UNTIL POP

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cmon bears!!

>being a meme consumer

BWAAAAAAAAAAAA

walter payton was overrated

>at least one person in Chicago was murdered during the first half

HOW YOU DO THIS?

HALFTIME?

YOU HAD ONE JOB YOU FUCKING RECIEVER

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

IT WAS IN YOUR HAND. THE BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON PUT IT IN YOUR HANDS

No way he makes this

listening to him on thanksgiving is one of my favorite memories of last season

This game brought to you by Butterfingers.

Fucking stupid nigger Matthews

>Sturgis
>that fucking deer-in-the-headlights look
Eagles are fucked this drive.

kys

Why is this pothead loser so mad?

Come on burrs from cowboys

>yfw no one has talked about food yet and no one has noticed

one black "person"

>It's another fat man with unobtainable wife sitcom

When will Wentz be traded to a city that can actually utilize him?

>Newports

Are you a black man or a middle aged white woman dating a black man?

Tfw this sport is so unpopular here we dont even have commercials inbetween

:)

man wentz is a god
matthews is still stonehands huh

APOLOGIZE.

Good job John Fox you stupid cuck

>The city of John fox

>trying to ice the kicker
Not even once Fox.

>i smoke weed

*maximum tips*

34 years old and never drank alcohol

Might start during this game

better than sanders

You were saying, faglord?

If Carson Wentz stays healthy he will be a top 10 QB by 2018.

Absolutely cap this.

THE EAGLES WILL LOSE TO THE BROWNS THIS YEAR

CAP THIS

Die

And you just did faggot

some guy on /sci/ wrote a thing

atleast king of queens became honest when leah remini blew up

>chicago primetime game
>no mention of "lasagna is not a pizza"

Remember when Eagles fans said that Jordan Matthews was better than ODB?

Here you go.

11 for a pack here in New York

who /earlyhalftime/ here?

fucking matthews makes every QB he plays with looks like shit because he cant fucking catch

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I'm more surprised you have tv's and electricity.

Asian male college student

STURGIS
T
U
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I
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WHAT ARE YOU BROS SNACKING ON?

The fucking press x to win games can afford to buy ad time on MNF?

Thanksgiving last year was great for banter.

>Eagles player flagged for taking off his helmet
>Aikman: "Not sure why you'd want to show your face on TV anyway"

Play Waffle House Family on the jukebox, people that work at Waffle House love hearing that song.

is this game any good?

>upset over the death of a nigger crack consumer

true cuckold right here

No one ever said this

Eagles to do list:
>Get WR(s) who can catch
>Build up a good O-line like Dallas has
>Get a better FG kicker

>implying I wasn't just trying to jynx him for the better

>drinking the liquid jew
damn this thread is so redpilled

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STOP BUYING TELLTALE SHIT YOU FAGGOTS

>Not vaping

anyone wanna give me some (You)s I had a shit day

LET'S ALL TAKE A MOMENT TO LAUGH AT THE RAMS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KYS NUMALE KEKLORDS

>Get a better FK kicker

check

Yeah. Im starving now. Spend all money for tv.
Send money pls.

>expecting people to tell you if 1/5th of a "game" is good

literally no one had said except shitposter

Don't forget the secondary.

I want you to find one piece of evidence to back this claim. Pro tip: you fucking can't

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I'll take that over 1-15. Especially if I get to pick when the second loss is.

and I came

Fuck.. watt dew now???

Rate my gf

>want to drink
>don't want it to affect working out and gains

consider suicide

It's Slovenia, not Detroit.

Wentz is pretty legit

Here you go, bad day for me too man

Vaping just isn't the same as smoking a cig when I'm drunk

Wait until all episodes are out. 2 of 5 just came out.

Here you go pham

tell us about it senpai

Sure friend, hope you have a better day tomorrow!

get a decent CB before all that

7/10

D A M A G E C O N T R O L
A
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C
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YOU CUM AGAIN

solid 7

4/10

Way too fat

>caring about this life at all

left leg bigger than the right...2/10 would NOT bang

>dem thighs
brehs

Wentz is going hard as fuck trying to will this offense to a touchdown but the receivers are just so bad

please don't slap

if 22 cities exploded Wentz would be a top 10 QB

discuss

you forgot
>use josh huff
literally our only playmaker on offense

Also get a star RB.

would wreck to be honest

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If you don't have deep fried bird arms to snack on you are watching football wrong

>falling for the nicotine jew

Eagles will win the super bowl this year digits confirm this claim

thats a solid 7

>Niggers will call this "High test"

What're you fapping to, lads?

That's just gross. Absolute proof that sometimes you can have too much of a good thing.

post /thicc/

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stream pls I lub u

wtf i love hillary now

>21
F U C K

Melania

>dem high res bird arms
fuck

Chris Berman

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thread is slow as shit

>unironically being gay in the current year

How gay are you user

BIG BOSS

>A FUCKING LEAF

(you)

Big Boss!

>he doesn't smoke

How drunk is Berman?

Picked that up from Bill, huh?

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I'm happy that Jack Bauer is the US president finally.

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THIS IS JACK BAUER CTU CAN ANYONE HEAR ME!!!!!!

BILL BUCHANAN WHERE ARE YOU??

KIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DAMN I love being a mammal.

will this show be good?

Karla Kush

Hasn't Jack Bauer given enough?

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>shilling shitty network drama instead of giving us actual analysis of the game or even highlights of the other games this week

Just nuke ESPN

erybody touchin theyselves

Your mother's pussy if you know what I'm saying.

GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN FUCKING WOMAN REF

ALCOHOL™ REMINDED EVERYONE DRINK YOUR DRUGS

YUM YUM, ALCOHOL™

I think you're doing a good job, ref.

RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Are you retarded? Of course not

>we will never get the real mgsv where Kiefer actually has dialogue

plenty of potential memes when some official gets a bullet to the noggin

>camrys racing around monte carlo
reee

>ywn hatefuck her

nope
cancelled before the year's end

Who's excited to see Big Boss as president?

Punished Snake in the Oval Office. With Kaz by his side :^)

we got 100 seconds of highlights user

>tfw want to start dipping again

>he doesn't smoke pipe tobacco
>he doesn't smoke unfiltered cigarettes

DESIGNATED

I no what u r sayinh

is woman ref actually hot? someon post a pic

IN THE ARMMMSSSS OF THE ANGELLLLSS

Would you rather have this guy as president over trump/hillary?

what do you mean

It's not worth it

They couldn't have rushed through those highlights more. Fuck that.

Mfw niggers on tv

Disney destroyed ESPN like it has everything else

How fucked am I?

Who /papajohnshalftime/ here?

i have no faith in it but i feel a need to watch it for all the good memories i have of jack bauer

Post pics of jay cutler smoking

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"Designated Survivor, Season 2"

I bought a can of pouches the other day after not dipping for like 2 years. It's decent, might continue.

No way. Trump 2016

I mean, he has probably killed like 500 people at least over the course of 7 or so days.

well fucked

Do not go back. Biggest mistake of my life.

Look up highlights on youtube, retard.

thicc girls make me angry cause i know ill never be able to shove my face in that ass and it is pain

signed. It's practically the only way we'll ever get a decent president again.

fucking disgusting

my brother started vaping after he got scared by a lump in his mouth, he hasn't dipped in like a year

Albuquerque? I think I hit that.

That looks comfy as all fuck.

I'm still seething over that drop. I can't even halftime faptime

ALCOHOL™ REMINDED EVERYONE DRINK YOUR DRUGS, SHOR' AND BOGORA

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Nice

neither

WHO /SWEDISH SNUS/ HERE

i just wish my meat was big enough to penetrate them good

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How can I watch football on my Xbox one

u a fag?

>aguayo and lacy?
wtf were you thinking1

Nick, you seem pretty fucked.

>The only thing she keeps warm is her vagina

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new

Me

hopefully i beat Rbo to this

oh that's not real
right?

Idk, it's super shitty for you seeI probably wont, just get an urge for it from time to time. It's been a few years but it keeps me from snacking as much.

I don't think I've ever met a Bears fan in real life.

>twenty-three posts early

(that too)

I got the trifecta. Pizza, jack and coke, and a brand new pack of cigarettes.

>20 posts early

kek

>30 posts early during a dead halftime

Boo this man.

would you ever leave the house if you were a bears fan? be honest

That's what people say until the do it. I'll take the spit over the smoke.

Best part about pouches is no grains leftover in your mouth. I think they go too fast so I don't get them.

Probably not, probably it will be a "progressive" propaganda piece with zero subtlety.

I'll watch a few episodes, because if it IS good, the idea is intriguing. But I have little hope.

those feet almost redeem the gym rat body

>thinking thats high res

Now these are some high res deep fried bird arms

NEW THREAD

most people here also only "cheer" for them because of the epic meme da burrs

maybe

But aren't pouches just as bad?

i had a roommate who was a bears fan. good thing he wasn't that serious about it, seeing as i'm a packer fan

>MFW I was walking in downtown Denver and saw a packers and Bears fan walking down the street and I'm not really sure they were together

Who /pac12/ here and glad that Cody Kessler went to the Browns to be ruined?

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>another one made
It's shit like this that makes me wish we can delete our own threads.

Thanks sean, you flaming faggot.

>TFW Buffs

Yes

I know that feel

>living in shitcago

you cant make this shit up

I am absurdly touched by this...

I'd bet it's about the same but they're a lot cleaner and easier on your teeth and guns

Both Teams seem pretty Terrible

Why dont the Bears keep chucking shit to Jeffery?