I Was at the Real Madrid Football Academy and Absolutely Hated It

>Every morning at eight, my teammates and I would storm the bathroom armed with hair straighteners and tubs of wax and gel. The smaller boys would fight the taller ones for a spot near the bathroom mirrors; We respected the hierarchy within our ranks, but we respected our own beauty regimen more.

>I'll never forget how walking into the locker room at La Fábrica (officially known as the Real Madrid Youth Academy) was to be overwhelmed by the smells of burnt keratin and early morning shits – plus the sound of reggaeton blasting from someone's portable radio at maximum volume. We were children trying to imitate our metrosexual idols

As if there needed to be more proof soccer is GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY

youtube.com/watch?v=p8eKFhxZgQw

It's Halal Madrid, probably even gayer than Celtic and St. Pauli.

thought that was CIA in the right bottom

I used to play for a 2. Bundes youth team and whenever we went to Holland or Spain or other countries for tournaments/training camps we'd watch porn together, especially in Holland since it was on early in the day on free TV, and we'd all get naked and jack off sitting on the couches. None of us really came when still in the same room, though, we all went to the bathroom for that. At the end of the day it was just boys being boys, i don't think any one of us turned out gay, i certainly didn't.

lmao the 1 gay guy in your group must have had a field day.

Also, what team?

Well now my recommended videos are going to look very suspect, thanks

Lot of loyalty for a rented boy!

1. FC Köln :)

>LaVarr Burton running Real Madrid's football academies.

So that's where he ended up

kek

>Home sickness was a problem for everyone, we missed our families and friends. But worst of all was the late night visits from one of the star players of the senior team. It's a little known problem in football, but it absolutely happens. He was indiscrimate in who he prayed upon. We would hear him prowling the corridors late at night. I thankfully never had a personal experience with him, but his presence affected all of the boys. No one slept on the nights he visited. We would all lie awake with anxiety. When we heard a muffled "TSUUUU" reverberate around the walls, we'd know that he was done for the night. None of the boys ever spoke about it in the mornings after.

>1. FC Köln
>i don't think any one of us turned out gay

lol

I went to a boarding school and did this. Didn't turn out gay either, just suck a few dicks every once in a while on the regular.

kek

That's so bullshit

>Would lock themselves in a room and fight each other

Replace fight with fuck add that story would be more believable of soccer ballerinas

lol

ayyyyyyy

I would laugh at you if I hadn't heard plenty of stories of guys fapping with their mates and sometimes even had a race to see who would cum first.

I thought it was weird, but now I wonder if I'm the one who isn't socially adjusted enough for it.

I think it's kind of a natural experience. You start playing football at a very young age and you're bound to explore your own sexuality once puberty comes along and you spend 5 times a week with a bunch of horny little teenagers. Once we got older sex became a thing, all the alpha Chads on the team lost their virginity on trips to France/Spain/ and especially Holland, fucking teenage girls they pulled in Aquamundo at Center Parks or at the many beaches we went to at the tender age of 14 or 15.

....man, I missed out on life.

I met this Ignacio dude here in the Netherlands, he was my nieghbour for a few days. He was a good lad, he gave me a football and gave away his bbq. Very qt.

>"fight" each other

Looking back, it was pretty extreme most of the time, we would literally sexually harass every girl we'd come across. For example, on a season end trip to Center Parks we'd form packs in the biggest wild water rafting slide in Aquamundo and prey mostly on teenagers. We'd wait in the shallow, calmer areas of the slide waiting for girls to pass buy, then when a cutie appeared we'd all go after her, touching her ass legs and boobs and pussy on the way down, sometimes acting so rough we'd remove her bathing suit entirely. Age made no difference to us, we were 13 or 14, the girls we went after were sometimes probably as young as 10 and the age was not limited, we'd also go after milfs who would mostly smile at our predator like behaviour. If you did something like that today you'd probably end up in youth jail or at least with a law suit, regardless of your young age.

Well, there's a reason you're browsing this website, even if for some reasons Cred Forums may be one of the boards with the biggest proportion of pretty normal people, it may be only about 30% of Cred Forums users, maximum

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For example, no normal people would be laughting his ass off when seeing his post finishing with 71

Neither would one of them fap to loli demon sm...

Christ's sake

>If you did something like that today you'd probably end up in youth jail or at least with a law suit, regardless of your young age.
Just claim you're from syria and it won't be a problem

Yeah, I get you. Unreal stuff though to look back on, doing downright unacceptable crazy shit with the lads. That was my cousin's teen life.
I need to get off and never come here back again.

>especially Holland
kek

>If you did something like that today you'd probably end up in youth jail or at least with a law suit
No, you just think it's bad because you're grown up and have developed some conscience or whatever the fuck so you think people would react badly to it.

Why is that funny to you?
It's probably the sexually most liberal country in Europe, at least it seemed like that 10 years ago.
They were showing hardcore porn on free TV at 11 in the morning ffs.

Dutch people hate Germans, no? They had such a bad reaction to the war, seems right that all their girls would like Nazi dick. Girls are disloyal as fuck, kek.

But, yeah, whatever you said makes sense too.

I think you've been on Cred Forums too much to think 13 year old dutch girls care about that

>Dutch people hate Germans, no?
I never had that impression and I've been to Holland literally more than a hundred times, it's more of a love/hate relationship, i guess, deep down we kind of love each other.
England is another story, though, they still seem to hate us with a passion, was chased down Brighton peer with a group of other Germans by like 15 little chavs back in the days, seems like the English have nothing but hate for us.

It's part of the culture. Nazis are the bad boys. Ironically.

wtf burning all my madrid merchandice now

>Two friends occupying the room next to mine would regularly lock their door and fight each other.
>"""""""Fight""""""" each other
Confirmed gay, to nobody's surprise

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>was chased down Brighton peer
They probably wanted to fuck you

now that's a kek and a half

you can bet rolando would drop by every once in a while like it was his harem

This we dont hate germans its Just Friendly banter

>1 gay guy

Also, you are boasting about your experiences to a Dutch guy. You're just rubbing it in extra hard.

lol I went to military school and it was way worst than this. What can you expect from male teenagers, whom you try to discipline? They need to vent and that's cool.

>Every morning at eight, my teammates and I would storm the bathroom armed with hair straighteners and tubs of wax and gel

European homosexuality from literally the opening sentence

>burnt keratin
what

This.

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Lol

burnt hair

my sides

>fight each other

>vice.com/en_uk/read/real-madrid-football-youth-academy-876

This guy is such a whining little bitch. The fact of the matter is that he couldn't cut it in a system designed to do precisely that; cut the chaff. Whether by outing injury prone bodies, people who couldn't handle the banter, or people who wanted to hedge their bets by dedicating time to study fields with no relevancy to football.

I actually wish the US had this approach. Fuck school - the way you foster truly top tier athletes and competitions is by demanding that athletes - children or not - choose between the sport and everything else. Being the best takes focus, not pandering to future potential in other disciplines.

Between this and the China Pogba post, SP has really been upping it's game this week.

>have players grow up in a hostile youth environment
>act surprised when they all move away or grow up to be mercenaries or narcissists that don't give a shit for the club or their team mates
nigger tier desu

10/10

>Fuck school
People in youth academies still go to school.

>prayed
At least you tried

Post china pogba post pls

It looks like you know what you're talking about m8. Keep saying shit.

Que?

>fuck school
I bet you believe you could have been a top athlete if it wasn't for that pesky education system getting in the way

not him but pray≠prey

>TSUUU doesnt worship atop pubescent youth players

muh sides
tears

Not giving them proper food seems England-tier retarded and I have a hard time to believe it.

not enough american semen shipments though the pipeline

ayyyyyy

here you go m8

Ain't it literally the same in all youth groups of literally any activity?

Faggoty Mestizo savages being savages

>tfw you'll never win tsunaldo's underwear contest

Shiiiett that Chinese post. Based

Kek

But you have good athletes. They just play shit team sports.

>just boys being boys

Really? Maybe it's just a German thing.

I can imagine that if you're not one of the "Star Players" as a kid, AKA the coaches don't favor you over everyone else, it'd be pretty detrimental to your self esteem and confidence.

Professional players are made, not born. Especially at a Youth Club like Real Madrid. You have to be more than good, you have to be lucky. Lucky to have a coach that likes you/plays you, lucky to have teammates that pass to you/like you, etc. It'd be such a fucking tough way to grow up

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