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Upcoming fights:
Cyborg on Saturday

>News:
www.themaclife.com

themaclife.com/category/sports/ufc/

themaclife.com/category/mcgregor/

themaclife.com/category/entertainment/

themaclife.com/category/tech/


>Gear:
ufcstore.com/MMA/pg/1/ps/96/so/highest_price


>Fights:
ufc.tv/page/fightpass

ufc.tv/secure/subscription?sku=PFIGHTPASSHD

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=Vvu01B_vIcQ
youtube.com/watch?v=q0JZkRn4sik
mmafighting.com/2016/9/20/12981518/sage-northcutt-on-mickey-gall-s-ufc-foes-it-s-almost-like-fighting
mmafighting.com/2016/9/19/12981522/al-iaquinta-willing-to-walk-away-from-mma-if-dispute-with-ufc-remains
mmafighting.com/2016/9/19/12984124/nate-diaz-drug-test-clean-but-usada-still-looking-into-press
latimes.com/sports/boxing/la-sp-sn-ufc-dominick-cruz-daniel-cormier-fs1-champions-20160919-snap-story.html
reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/53nr48/dominick_cruz_daniel_cormier_to_handle_fulltime/
mmajunkie.com/2016/09/ufc-fight-night-95s-roy-nelson-vents-on-usada-i-could-do-a-10-times-better-job
youtube.com/watch?v=ZJcX20XZ2Is
youtube.com/watch?v=bh8ZWWN8pNQ
youtube.com/watch?v=W2W3J5X-ftU&feature=youtu.be&t=731
youtube.com/watch?v=YXOYQbSfHdQ
foxsports.com/ufc/story/tyron-woodley-i-really-dont-respect-stephen-wonderboy-thompson-as-a-man-092016
youtube.com/watch?v=7FUmBrhz2Q4
bookiebeatdown.podomatic.com/entry/2016-09-20T10_25_18-07_00
youtu.be/duqcbJbElo4
youtube.com/watch?v=4dUDbOvRkHA
youtube.com/watch?v=bTWuJeHUZFw
twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/778302572285325312
youtu.be/W2W3J5X-ftU?t=12m10s
strawpoll.me/11268122
youtube.com/watch?v=ebTo3NlkEWw
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Schaub is god

>le ironic Conor fans

Gooby bless

Its the fag doing the first MMA event here again, sup dudes..

SchaubGregor bless

Schooby bless

Have YOU ever met Chris Weidman?

Alri mcgregor ill be havin that belt off ye now lad

Don't stick around, you'll come to hate this place

fresh schaubcast
youtube.com/watch?v=Vvu01B_vIcQ

The obsession with Schaub worries me, but other than that its not as bad as other boards

hes never gonna become a star unless he knows about 3 steaks (minimum} senpai

let the geordies know their team is a joke and got relegated

>Obsession

It's paid shilling,but I suspect the people who do it, do it for $0.00.

>you're at the coffee shop with your friends
>taking it easy, having small talk, relaxing atmosphere
>all of a sudden a wild pikey in speedos and cheap tattoos enters
>carrying an entourage of goons and cameras with him
>he's mostly shouting nonsense that you can't understand and smiling condescendingly but you can see his lackeys laughing their guts out for some reason
>seconds later a failed podcaster and fighter enters the mix, brofisting and hugging the pikey like they're best friends but you can tell it's just a gimmick
>they're talking loudly and laughing incoherently after every single sentence
>they're not even ordering anything
>they're just causing commotion and and taking stupid selfies
>you kindly ask them to cool it down a bit since you're trying to have a conversation with your friends
>they make this pose and tell you ''Bring it bitchboy.''

What do?

Conor will take the 155 belt and vacate the 145 and then Paddy will take the 145 and there will be three Irish UFC champions

Top kek, will do

youtube.com/watch?v=q0JZkRn4sik

>Atheism-is-Unstoppable

I could heem everyone here and twice on sunday

who is the third

I would never say such things because they are both my boys.

lmao actually kek'd at this pic

Be careful.

Giant dorks

Gooby/Pimbly is the MayPac of MMA and will sell 10 million buys

Mickey O'Bisping

They try way too hard

Upcoming events:

9/23: Invicta FC 19 - Maia vs Modafferi
9/24: UFC FN 95 - Cyborg vs Lansberg
9/25: RIZIN 2 - Cro Cop vs Myung
10/1: UFC FN 96 - Lineker vs Dodson
10/8: UFC 204 - Bisping vs Henderson 2
10/15: UFC FN 97 - Lamas vs Penn
10/21: Bellator 162 - Shlemenko vs Grove
11/05: UFC FN 98 - Dos Anjos vs Ferguson
11/11: One FC: Defending Honor - Aoki vs Folayang
11/12: UFC 205 - TBA
11/19: Bellator 163 - Chandler vs Henderson
11/19: UFC FN 99 - Nelson vs Kim
11/19: UFC FN 100 - Gustaffson vs Nogueira
11/26: UFC FN 101 - Rockhold vs Souza 2
12/10: Glory: Collision - Verhoeven vs Hari

News:

mmafighting.com/2016/9/20/12981518/sage-northcutt-on-mickey-gall-s-ufc-foes-it-s-almost-like-fighting

mmafighting.com/2016/9/19/12981522/al-iaquinta-willing-to-walk-away-from-mma-if-dispute-with-ufc-remains

mmafighting.com/2016/9/19/12984124/nate-diaz-drug-test-clean-but-usada-still-looking-into-press

this motherfucker looks like somebody but I can't think of who

do you do BJJ? if so what belt/ tutor

you forgot to name your helpful links

every fucking britpop musician ever

so, Oasis?

...

Brown belt, loose canons Gym, Ashington

...

stipe tapped

"I think just him going in and fighting two guys that had no fights — I think they were both close to 40 years old, too — it's almost like fighting someone's dad that only trained very little for a fight," Northcutt said. "It was definitely interesting if you think of it that way."

"I think a step too far was when he's cussing and sending the curse words out there," Northcutt said. "I don't know. He said that's how he gets people's attention, but I don't know what people's attention he's trying to get if he's cussing out there. Is it the families? The moms? The little kids that are watching? I don't know, but it doesn't seem very appropriate."

This is Sage Northcutt lads and he's going to teach Gall a lesson

>Lansberg and Nover are main and co-main eventing a UFC card

It's just his marketing team posting his shit in every thread.

btfo

Sage is my f*cking n*gger, too based

Wonderwoman's days are numbered.

>It's okay for little kids to watch dudes pummel eachother brains out
>but cussing is WRONG

Leave Sage alone Sir

>I wish I could succ you too, Cain

Sage is going to clean up this sport and if you have a problem with that sir then the cussing corner is right over there.

thats right Haha

>no sir
>you know what mr helwani
>haha no way!
This guy is the real deal.

Except God wants us to fight for his amusement, dummy

>"He's talking about my hair — he wants to punch the spikes out of my hair — and looking at that from his fights that I've seen and looking at his pictures, his hair kind of looks like mine," Northcutt said. "It just doesn't have the hair gel in it, it doesn't look like. I'm thinking that maybe he should get some hair gel and style it or something."

DAMAGED
PUT THIS MANIAC IN A HOLE AND THROW AWAY THE HOLE

haha i understand and respect your opinion sir but i have to say that despite being only 19(nineteen) Sage Northcutt is already the best thing to have happened in the ufc haha also mr. gall is getting knocked out inside the first yeh

welp mickeys career just ended, that was short lived

Why lie?
The event you claimed to be fighting at doesn't exist. The promotion doesn't exist. You know these things get recorded right?

WHAT CAREER`

latimes.com/sports/boxing/la-sp-sn-ufc-dominick-cruz-daniel-cormier-fs1-champions-20160919-snap-story.html

>Cruz (22-1), the bantamweight champion out of San Diego, will call a staggering 13 fights with Jon Anik handling play-by-play for Saturday’s card headlined by Orange County-trained Cris “Cyborg” Santos and Sweden’s Lina Lansberg.

Just when you thought the FS1 broadcast couldnt get any worse.

HOLY SHIT CARD SAVED

Legit looking forward to this

Cruz is good on the mic and good at analysis. Don't see a problem

>thinking cruz commentary isnt going to be the high point of the show

casual

Cruz is good, you just suck

Any fight-fan know anything about Lina Lansberg? Does she stand a chance against Cyborg?

>“I’ve never heard Joe Rogan ever say that – which match-up has he ever said, ‘This is one that shouldn’t be happening?’” Cruz asked. “I hear what you’re saying, but then you’ve got to really look at the position. My job is color commentary. I provide color and commentary to the people who might not understand what’s really going on. That means I have no opinion on anything.

You fucking moron, it means the opposite. Youre in there specifically to give an opinion about what a fighter is doing well, what they need to do in what position, how well their cardio is. People think Cruz is smart, he's not.

>Does [woman] stand a chance against Cyborg?
No.

@71370705
>You fucking moron
>You

I think Cruz is a lot smarter than some goof who thinks he's lurking this thread

>blacks hate on Cruz

colour me surprised

C A S U A L

Hopefully there are fight companions those nights so don't have to listen to those nerds. I'd literally rather listen to schaub interrupt people and talk about himself than listen to whiny little twerp cruz.

>I'd literally rather listen to schaub

$0.00 deposited into your twitch account

>there are people ITT that would rather listen to dominic the decisionator snooze call fights than Based Brian "Banged with Wanderlei" Stann.

>Robert Whittaker on UFC Fight Night 101

Who is he fighting boys?

Gall bless

A lot of dorks from /r/mma post on /heem/ now.

reddit.com/r/MMA/comments/53nr48/dominick_cruz_daniel_cormier_to_handle_fulltime/

Bryan Callen vs CM Punk 1 year of top training each, who takes it?

no girl ever gave me that look ;_;

Who's the fat guy supposed to be?

Callen via Stockton slap

Länsberg din fejkfan

She's a former MT world champ, european champ, and swedish champ

I don't think she can fuck with Cyborg, this is a very drastic step up in competition for her but who knows, I'll be rooting for her regardless

She's fought as high as 147 pounds in MT, she may be able to compete with Cyborg physically but she's also 34 years old with a pretty long career of combat sports behind her

me for instance, but you will do fookin notin'

>She's fought as high as 147 pounds in MT

Kek this puts her at a huge disadvantage seeing Cyborg walks around at welterweight. She'll get blitzed in under a round.

what a pussy

Does Cyborg really walk around at 170? Fucking hell, her cuts must be absolutely brutal

mmajunkie.com/2016/09/ufc-fight-night-95s-roy-nelson-vents-on-usada-i-could-do-a-10-times-better-job

USADA BTFO by Roy of all people

That's why she has a hard time making 135.

free cash with no brain damage. he's smart

>implikerar att jag hört namnet tidigare, kunde lika gärna varit Lansberg. Men tack.

Länsberg brought in to KTFO of Cyborg so that maybe Ronda will get in from the woods and finally get the courage to face Cyborg?

True /heem/ Fight Fans™

>cheer for finishers like Mike Perry
>enjoy banter
>appreciate memefights like hendo/bisping 2
>look forward to the day Jones gets his belt back

/r/mma nerds:

>like boring dancing with the stars fags like dom cruz
>get butthurt over banter like mike perry's corner
>cry when woodley doesnt accept the wondermeme fight the day after heeming Lawler
>want jones to never return because they know he will completely dismantle paper champ DC

If youre in the latter camp, please stay on leddit with the other pussies where youre protected by report and downvote buttons.

What if I cheer for Mike Perry and I love bantz, but also feel like Jon Jones' constant fuckups is weakening the sport and the champ should always fight the top contender?

t.189er

the doorman ya stupid fuck

YOU ARE A BIG BITCH. I HATE YOU. YOU CAN EAT MY OVARY AND DRINK MY MENSTRUATION WITH YOUR FAMILY. AND YOU HAVE CANCER IN YOUR POOL VAGINA.

>i have been here for 8 months and i'm a fite fan xD

-u

/heem/'s official list of boys:

1. Tyron "Blacked" Woodley
2. Mike "Hiroshima" Perry
3. Rory MacDonald

What is the best female fight of all times?

>It's okay when Bisping ducks 12 people to fight a 46 year old man but it's not okay when Woodley wants to fight Nick or GSP

Really makes you think

lol do you think cuckold can beat jacare again?

What did he mean by this?

Bisping is only a James Buster Douglas-esque champ (so might be Mcgregor), He's not a TRUE champion

can not wait for mike perry to fight a real fighter so another meme can die before my eyes :)

If I had to PAY to watch Bisping fight someone it would unironically be Dan Henderson again

What causes men such as Dominick Cruz and Mike Perry to open their Third Eye and realize the truth about women?

When did Thomas Almeida start posting here?

Do you have a reddit account?

Joanna vs Claudia 2

lol you have to make an account to post there?

>rory

Nah.

>in Manchester
>with a title on the line
>Bisping's title

yes
e
s

What will the white bois use as an excuse after BASED Tyron heems Wonderwoman?

Callen

Rory is /heem/ tho

>has potential but lets his autism ruin everything
>makes terrible life decisions (moving to Bellator)

M-m-aia will save us

That was actually pretty good

roids
bad camp
injury
early stoppage
lucky punch
wonderboy would win 9 out of 10 times

I agree, can't wait till Mike runs through another fighter

Gall is heem

>hates sage
>could fuck up anyone in this thread
>kicked out /asp/
>main interest are meme fights
>perfect hairline
>not a manlet

I'm not mad at that technique, that's not bad at all
Should have hooked his leg in more at the end for proper form but 100% acceptable

>le deleted nose man

You gotta be signed with the UFC to be an official top /heem/ boy. Gall and Bam Bam are both WWs that have more boy juice than Rory.

>heem
>hates sage

Get out

>/heem/
>hates Sage

???

I legit like sage. He seems liek a genuinely good person. He's refreshing in a sport full of tattoos and mohawks.

why is DC so weird

>le spikes roided out of his mind freakish smile kid

hahaha xD

>You gotta be signed with the UFC to be an official top /heem/ boy

You don't get to make the rules buddeh

not surprising

He's gay

>not rating sage northcutt
go away sergio

I'm completely torn.

Do I order Alpha Brain or Brain Force?

Closeted homosexuality

...

Nothing homosexual about wanting to succ.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZJcX20XZ2Is

S P A N C C
P
A
N
C
C

Because youre a closeted homosexual

...

short noticed fight on a division he isn't used to
sage only stepped in to save that card

stay casual, sis

she really ruined herself with those bolt-on melons and the face butchery. why in fuck do women do this to themselves? she was cute af before.

>'muh boi, he was merely the UFC's savior'

the meme is over, le spikes kid has no ground game.

Honestly I've been thinking about getting on new mood.

Some user posted a bunch of onnit products he got in the mail but never posted a follow up.

>You gotta be signed with the UFC to be an official top /heem/ boy
lol
to be this young

he's full of PED's and they give you heart disease. he might be nice (no idea) but he and his father either don't care about his future, or are pretty fucking stupid.
what are you, a 202?

>his boy fights in bellator
>his boy has a deleted nose
>his boy is 0-2 in his last fights
m8...

true

...

...

>mfw wonderboy memekick ends the reign of the most undeserving WW champ ever

Next one up from full kit wanker

>reign

t. deluded white boi

...

as a white man do you feel weird when you post these things?

No, I am a progressive person and I will call out racists at any opportunity.

joke's on you, I am a shitskin

did you not see the leaf, my friend?

you're just a shitty internet detective la

>Trashes GGGs resume
>fights a guy who's never fought a top 50 ranked opponent.
>takes 9 rounds to knock him out
>can't even hurt a single good opponent he fights

This Mexican will eventually meet his fate.

...

that fight was bullshit

>vacating your title just to duck GGG
Is it the biggest ducking in history? Is Woodley's attempt at ducking Wonderboy going to go this far?

whitey MAD

>Is it the biggest ducking in history?
It's on Par with Bowe literally throwing his WBC title in the trash to avoid Lewis.

this conforms Cormier is gay

apparently she still has to cut more than 20 pounds this week

oh adan

...

>cucks still posting their sad cuck shit after saying Alistair would win

...

"he looks terrible" - an idiot

He honestly looks like a Greek God

hendo is a monster

>tfw I was that idiot
Glad he won though

Sage is gods chosen champion

Is my boy Kyoji going to lose to Bagautinov?

Bagautinov has been up against some tough dudes.

Kyoji gave DJ a hard time on the feet in the first two rounds, no way can Bagautinov keep up with his pace and footwork, especially now that he's off the EPO

I never saw these Ronda goes to the 209 videos. They are very good. I'm halfway through.

youtube.com/watch?v=bh8ZWWN8pNQ

I'm at the part where Nick finally talks to Ronda and it's to berate her about the food she eats. It's pretty awkward. I feel bad for Ronda.

>Diaz fangirl
based Ronda

Is Vanessa elite?

I would permaheem fight weight ronda's fanny
Put that shit in a mausoleum

Kyoji is arguably the best nip fighter in the ufc right now and pretty much the only person in flyweight who stands a chance of beating DJ in the next few years.

elite
eJˈliːt,J-
noun
1.
a select group that is superior in terms of ability or qualities to the rest of a group or society

at being deceptively not absolutely disgusting

elite escort

Chrissy > Vanessa

Call me a casual, but this weekend's main card looks like the most exhibitiony we've seen in a while. The only competitive fight on it is probably Trinaldo vs. Felder.

Carly Baker > all your sluts

she reminds me of my ex somehow

The asian can probably decision him. He's been pretty solid aside from his loss to Dom, which could be said about most of the manletweight division.

decent value on Feldy last time I checked

>those pointy ass elbows

Pass.

You know he'll at least turn in a fun fight with his meme striking.

Also, every single Brazil card is like that. The Brazilian is the favourite in almost every single fight every single Brazil card

not like she'd fuck you anyway

but woodley is going to fight wonderboy in ufc 205

Who can stop her?

Shevchenko? Zingano? Nunes?

She's also not as good when she isn't airbrushed/photographed from a specific angle/caked in makeup.
Prime Arianny was GOAT, real qt

>be tyrun woodly
>be a coward at heart

USADA, the current p4p.

Only because his attempt failed, GSP wasn't interested due to money worries and Nick Diaz still needs to pay back the fine he owes NSAC if he wants to fight

Faced with no other options and fans calling for Wonderboy's shot, he had to agree

the weight cut

Put some gel in your hair haha

""phresh"" redit:

youtube.com/watch?v=W2W3J5X-ftU&feature=youtu.be&t=731

>Edmond Tarverdyan believes he can beat Jose Aldo

>her

Cyborg could unironically crush some male cans in fw

The only female in the p4p is Joanna, and she would get murked by Cyborg.

I hear Ian McCall's been looking for an opponent.

If only Ronda had stayed in Stockton instead of returning to the cancer that is glendale fight club.

youtube.com/watch?v=YXOYQbSfHdQ

I don't feel like watching this clown talk or listening to people talk about him, so let me ask: Is he saying someone in his CAMP can beat Jose Aldo, or that he himself can beat Jose Aldo?

kill yourself to end the systematic oppression white boi

>tfw you've fucked guys like aldo's trainer is fucking him

He fighting Brad Pickett

Cyborg's TDD is too shit to face anyone who doesn't have Diaz tier takedowns

Skip to roughly 12:15
He says that he "believes" he can beat Aldo

He says he himself can beat Aldo. Starts at 12:12

>oh I'm such a lady cooking

fuck off, also all the best cooks/chef's in the world are men

So you're saying McMann has a chance?

I'd watch that fight

Who is the Mike Tyson of mma in the sense of being extremely overrated by casuals?

Nate Diaz

I meant any manlet. She could probably beat a young skinny 125er. She'd probably KTFO this guy for example.

Schaub

fedor, wanderlei

Chad Mendes

Obviously Ronda

Wonderboy is racist af

foxsports.com/ufc/story/tyron-woodley-i-really-dont-respect-stephen-wonderboy-thompson-as-a-man-092016

obvs McGregor

what did he do this time

Fedor

Anderson Silva

guilty of being an assblasted white boi kek

He got a title shot

Why is WonderPedo such a child molesting racist, heem?

Typical negro rhetoric

EASILY Anderson Silva because there are also people that follow the sport that will try to argue that he is the greatest ever, Anderson Silva is without question the Mike Tyson of MMA

In Thompson's defense, I think he was just worried about his well-deserved shot being lost in the mix of the 205 circus where he might get passed over in favor of any of the dubious "money fights" Woodley was asking for the night he beat Robbie.

typical racist, probably a white pedo to

woodley is just mad he's going to lose the belt just as fast as he got it

then off to bellator

lol casual ur retarded

wonderpedo gonna die, just like your ugly mum cuck

Literally where did this race angle with Tyron and Wonderboy come from? Blacks have been fighting whites since MMA began.

I don't remember this happening before Jones fought Gus, and Jones is easily blacker than Tyron, and Gus is unquestionably whiter than Wonderboy. So what gives?

Thompson started being racist and Tyrone responded.

you can stop pretending bro

it isnt funny its pretty pathetic desu

woodley is just throwing a strop because he didnt get to dictate his fight like other champs have, plus, as a wrestler "jock", he looks down on wonderboy's "nerdy" karate background

get triggered more, cuck

your dick is pathetic

TYRON A GUD BOY HE DIN DU NUFFIN HE BOUTTA CHANGE HIS LIFE HE GOIN TO COLLEGE HE GOIN TO CHURCH WONDERBOY JUS ANOTHER RAYCISS CRACKA LIKE GEORGE ZIMMERMAN

youtube.com/watch?v=7FUmBrhz2Q4

Jesus Christ lmao, this gets to me every time. Rogan retired Schaub.

What did Thompson say?

lmao ok bud

#blacklivesmatter

I'm not your slave, white man. Stop being ignorant.

J U S T

*revs up sperg*

lol wonderboy never made any type of racist comments

Why would Thompson say that?

bookiebeatdown.podomatic.com/entry/2016-09-20T10_25_18-07_00

I'll bet you're a trump supporter, aren't you?

Racist piece of shit, stop.

lithcuck went pro

He called Tyron a nigger.

Wow. I'll never order a Wonderboy PPV again. 205 could have Silva vs GSP and I still wouldn't order it now. What a loser.

That should be 's filename.

lol, you're a fool

literally all he's done is call out his blantant ducking and now woodley is saying "oh I didnt mean it like that I wonderboy is a money fight too" lmao

This thread was going well until the nerds showed up.

lmao

Listen, I get that you're a melting pot and everything, and that's fine if you're fine with your past but whatever, I think you just don't get it honestly.

You just. Don't. Get it.

Consider it done
I wonder why Egan Inoue was at a low level show like that though, kek

no it wasn't

That's the joke! The nerds have trashed this thread since the beginning!

>, and Gus is unquestionably whiter than Wonderboy

Not really tbqh. Gus is my boy but he's somewhat of a little wigger.

youtu.be/duqcbJbElo4

Rogan and keto memeshitters on pooicide watch

Based VG is back

>>>

>tfw you gonna witness Paddy the Baddy clatter Gooby's head off the canvas for dat belt in 2018

What a time to be alive.Paddyposting all the way.

How do achieve this mode?

Reminder that Stipe tapped

inject 5 alfa brains before bed ever night

ANTIBOY
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Six months of calisthenics should do it

Overeem didn't know where he was, bud

Reminder that Hendricks tapped to GSP

Alfabrain 5x5
Ketodiet 1xf
Verbally slay Scub 1xf

>six months

for the non-autistic man, anyway

Reminder that Thiago Alves tapped to Matt Hughes

>BJ isn't his boy

Matt Hughes is a top 5 fighter of all-time

youtube.com/watch?v=4dUDbOvRkHA

Would the UFC ever do a one-night 8-man tournament? 8 fighters, 8 fights. If they cut out all the undercard bullshit and just made it a two hour pay-per-view.

they won't

It doesn't tend to work well since winning fighters will get injured and replacements would have to come in/losing fighters go through instead.

no because it'd be a contractual nightmare

If Ronda coems back to take the belt from Nunes and then vacates it, they could do it with the women's bantamweight. Maybe make it a FightPass thing so they don't have to admit that predominantly-female cards don't draw (without Ronda).

>tfw haven't won a fight in 6 years

not gonna happen.

>goobs already ducking paddy before hes signed to the ufc
Shameful

dumb idea

>Bothering with a no name who hasn't even tested himself in the UFC

Wew lad.

it would only result in meme fights

Be careful

BASED PADDY THE BADDY

goober would dust this guy. he looks meh against cans.

How do I achieve hairline like this ?

succ 3x a week

conrad isn't a real champ until he fights me T B H

clear case of the UFC protecting their paper champions

i need 1m to show and 3 points on the buys, then i'll bounce his head off the canvas

HIT ME UP DANA

conor would delete this chin

square up

I am a hardcore Paddy the Baddy's fan since yesterday

I live for the inevitable moment that Gooby's big head bounces of the canvas like a basketball and Paddy hits on Dee while celebrating on the cage

who?

>tiny girl hands

lol more power in a fizzy drink

You're in the club and some ignorant fuccboy walks up to Paddy, Joe Lauzon and Doo Ho Choi and tries to start shit based on them looking like a twinky multiethnic boy band

Do you warn him before he wrecks himself?

Yeah you deserve the money fights now user

>more power in a fizzy drink

No, I watch as hilarity ensues.

Racist

>Joe Lauzon
The fuck, guy has the face of a fighter, no one would talk shit to him.

take off that mask

fizzy drinks are carbonated drink containing flavor and sweetners, known in america as "soda" or "pop"

Sage is too good for this sport. We don't deserve him.

Joe looks like a qt when he's not fighting, the only indication is his fucked up ears

kek

...

Of course, when he actually is fighting you usually can't see his face because most of it is hanging off

I live, I die, I live again

cauliflowers are the biggest "not a goof" sign there is unless your name is phil brooks

you just know his instinct at the start was to fucking rape what he just dropped, but he stops before he swings his leg over because he realized wait, im on fucking live tv. dc is gay as shit honestly

does this apply to university?

Why would McGregor bother with this no-name who couldn't draw a dollar if you gave him a green crayon?

Let's have him run through a few cans on FightPass before we start memeing.

I find it odd that the guy just stayed like that

Joe Lauzon's bloodied face, caveman brow, and dead stare in the middle of it all is one of the most iconic images in MMA for me tbhqh

Ok time for some heem acceptable posting list

>absolutely acceptable if not necessary

paddyposting
ngannouposting
KKposting
Barberenaposting
pro209posting

>barely tolerable
sageposting
perryposting
roganposting

>aboslutely disgusting
schaubposting
PVZposting
goobyfanboyposting

>believe it! believe what you want! b-but he is lying to you guys again

he accepted his fate

>t. Cheetoh fingered virgin

>its a greece has an opinion episode

>tryna get that dick sucked, jon?

What about mommyposting?

>tfw you're greece and try to have an opinion but Merkel caught you slacking off

Perfect.

Do you think sage can't find a big gym because he heems everyone in there that starts cussing?

What about Megaposting?

Megan*

Not sure if I should post this shit again, it may be a bit redundant, therefore considered spam, but...

If your life was a movie, and it started now – forget about whatever financial disasters you’ve had, personal failures, relationship failures – what would the hero of your life’s movie do right now? Do that! Do those things. We define ourselves far too often by our past failures. We look at our past, and we say ‘Well, that’s me.’ That’s not you. You are this person right now. You’re the person who’s learned from those failures and you can choose to be the hero of your own movie right now.

Write down your goals. Write down things you wanna improve. Write down things you won’t tolerate from yourself. Write down things you’ve done in the past that you never wanna see yourself do again, and go forth, from here, as the hero of your own movie. Build momentum. Build confidence and momentum with each good decision that you make from here on out. Buy Alpha Brain™.
You can do it. Anyone can do it. We live in unique times. We live in one of the rarest times in human history, where you can choose almost all of the input that comes your way, whether it’s the movies that you watch, the books you read, the podcasts you listen to, you can choose to be inspired. Do that. Do that and be the hero of your own movie.

what about Roseposting?

"i'm only a foot away from dwarfism"- joe rogan

totally acceptable as long as it is accompanied by a distinctive and prevalent wave of Ngannouposting

fair enough

also dubs confirm

>Greece
>Accepting cuckery

SURPRISE, SURPRISE, MEWDAFAKAS

this is fucking hillarious

if your height starts with a 5 you should be castrated desu

>hating based Goobs
oxi ellada. kako ellada.

megan is hotter than any of the ring girls desu

>those nipples

Mud be cycling off

who /hype/ for RIZIN?

Baruto is pretty based desu

nah I like Goobz and I am gonna be sad the day Paddy smokes him,I just hate fanboyism

I wish someone could kill me, but they can't, they never could

post fighters with good taste in media

>tfw tyron heems wondertwink

>good taste in media
>anime
pick one

barnett is my boy desu

Deniska my boy fighting this sunday

it's *Tyrun, it your going to troll do it right

how many boys do you have?

i'm not islamic i only have one boy

can't fookin wait

...

Did you seriously just write this all out?

used to listen to that every morning before I went to work and I'd get stoked for the day.

Dom
Bruce Leeroy
Maia

DO NOT STEAL

what about struveposting?

youtube.com/watch?v=bTWuJeHUZFw

God, I fucking love this kid.

He's literally a human puppy. A roided up human puppy.

we have 8 fights so far for 205, which fights will be announced next? main card only has tyron vs wonderboy and weidman vs yoel. What's next?

GoaT Heem

Phil Baroni vs Phil Brooks

They aren't gonna put Cowboy vs Kelvin on the main card?

lawlor vs villante II

Hammil vs Jones 2

There's 4 fights on the main so far la

they will probably add eddie conair as well hopefully

DAT LIDL GAZELLE BINDIPPER WILL DO NOTTIN. GET DA FOOK OUTTA HERE

hey atleast lawler cerrone will be a 5 rounder now, r-right?

that card is fucking incredible

what the fuck are you talking about

Why is a young Owen Wilson calling out McGoobGoat?

its not official m8

GET IN!!!

twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/778302572285325312
am I dumb? why is ariel calling them "analysts"?

I thought they were doing commentary.

latimes.com/sports/boxing/la-sp-sn-ufc-dominick-cruz-daniel-cormier-fs1-champions-20160919-snap-story.html
The article says they're taking on "full-time analyst roles" too. I THOUGHT IT WAS COMMENTARY

He should fight ________

Not suprised at all after that ppv number came out

Do you respect anyone who steps into the Octagon?

...

gsp

probably wants to get his ass kicked

Rematch with gall

all of them you weirdo

I respect Schaub.

Same here.

They should do the next season of TUF as a bunch of normal guys with no experience of fighting. Winner gets to fight Punk

be honest /heem/
would you?

Me too

how we fix kickboxing?

They are doing commentary, Ariel is a goof who doesn't actually know anything about mma.

interesting

Fuck man i dont like her face and probably her 8 inch clit dick she tucks away but i bet she can take a pounding.

>[...]he was punching me on my shoulder, telling me I should be in there and I could beat this guy and I believe I could beat him.

Edmond about Jose Aldo. TOP FUCKING LEL

youtu.be/W2W3J5X-ftU?t=12m10s

Go back in time and prevent the creation of the UFC.

>paddyposting

Edmond should kill himself. Such a fraud. Shit coach doesnt teach anything other than basic boxing. His corner advice is Beautiful work champ when Ronda is being slaughtered and his voice breaking anger rants corner talk he did for Travis.
Imagine how good Ronda could be in a top mma gym.

What is your bench press?

da fuq is that bulge in her underwear?

Edmond vs CM Punk when

Enlarged clitoris from the PEDs

pussy with overgrown clit from roids (llike GH)

...

I think you mean Mícheál MacBhispín m8

...

you think she pegs jef?

...

Joe Rogan

Schaub is God

Thank you for your service

...

...

Mighty Mouse

When will they learn

...

I hate that motherfucker, I hope he stays in kickboxing though. My dad was a kickboxer and trained me since I could walk.
In a year or so when I get the money i'm gonna start training at Strong Style, get into Glory, and knock that faggot out myself.
He would have been MAYBE a B level fighter in k1 in the 90s or early 2000s.

What happens if Bisping, Rockhold and Weidman lose their next fights

yoel romero becomes champ?

...

Why so angry?

...

I want rico to smash my BP
no homo

>Mickey Gall BTFO
Can he ever recover?

This has to be the lamest banter ever

Sage is gonna snap at start point and will start smoking meth,fucking whores and spending all his good boy points

...

That guy who outstruck Jake Shields on Bully beatdown

Ian Mccall is one of the most skilled fighters in the UFC, and he is a pretty cool guy with really nice hair.

>yfw one of the headliners of this weekends card doesnt have a wiki page

How the fuck can a man be so completely ignorant to reality

...

The new matchmaker is pretty hot desu

extremely important poll to answer the most important question in this era of MMA
strawpoll.me/11268122
strawpoll.me/11268122
strawpoll.me/11268122

too bad dana will rightfully strip mcgoober before the fight so when he loses to eddie he will have zero belts

If he had a non goofed hand he could challenge the mouse

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...

...

this_guy.jpg plz

k

I HATE BULLIES

get a dog bro

you got it chief
also, post actual predictions, I missed them

Say that to his face and see wot comes about.

shut up nerd

amaze

BYOTIFEWL WORK COACH

That's actually far more impressive than I'd expect from him

138

OI CUNTS

YOU THINK

RONDA

EVER FUCKED

EDMOND?

man i don't even think goober is an incredible fighter but jesus he's fast as fuck

It actually looks like a nice dance choreography.

...

friendzoned

literal perfection
how does one use snapchat

Bring back the clinch and use small gloves to make it more effective.

Constant "oops we got too close better hug and throw some baby shots the ref can't see" kills the entertainment value of striking sports

with a smartphone
do you remember bangbro's phone? well

Post the least controversial mma related statement you can.

>Sch*ub is God

Oh you need a phone

>mma related

...

If your opponent misses weight do you get 20% of their base pay or does it include potential win and FOTN/POTN bonuses?

schaub was a can

...

schaub was the p4p most hilarious fighter getting heemed

Damn, Schaub's hands are looking great recently, he probably has the best boxing in the HW division at the moment plus his jiu jitsu is heads and shoulders above anyone's.

Win bonus is part of base (contracted) pay, OTN bonuses aren't, I think UFC gives 100% of the *OTN bonus to the other fighter in that case though.

t. cheeto fingered nerd

I can pin you to the ground right now and put my dick in your mouth

youtube.com/watch?v=7FUmBrhz2Q4
youtube.com/watch?v=7FUmBrhz2Q4
youtube.com/watch?v=7FUmBrhz2Q4

You have two minutes to name one way in which the world is a worse place if Schabu dies of a heart attack tomorrow, go

See Stupid fucking ACTUAL Spaniard, fuck off.

I'm the only Spanish flag around here despite not being Spanish, fuck off.

if the bag hit him in the chin would he die?

M-Mario Yakasami?

no one is more alpha than schaub, except dana

Tiger Schaub won't have a daddy.

Schaub is a homo

HOW BOUT U GO AN FUCK OFF BLABLABLA WHATEVER

Schaub should come back and fight Bigfoot

It would easily do good numbers despite being a meme match and he could increase his shirt sales

Name a date and an address, faggot.

I'll fuck you up.

I'm the only one here who would legit fuck up this entire board.

>WAAAAAAAAAAAH
Es normal.

Schaub bless every here.

Especially the h8rs - they need it the most

sperging again

post a selfie

Since Gertrude Memez bailed from UFC 300 and ducked me, I'll give you one last chance to become a rich, wealthy provider for your family and the ones you love. See you in Las Vegas, cuck. International fighting weekend my ass, I'm gonna lit you up before you realize which one is your actual flag.
DAYNA, 60 g's baybeeeh.

spain is sperging all over himself

I was in Glendale last month, I wanted to check out where Ronda trained. I had just walked in and there was almost no one around, I was standing at the entrance waiting for someone to notice me and this happened

>edmond and ronda training mitts
>travis walks over
>"hey Ronda, let's practice some grappling"
>walks over to Edmond, towering over him
>puts hand on his shoulder
>"You don't mind, do you Edmond?"
>"N-n-no. Sure. G-g-go ahead"
>Ronda and Travis start rolling on the matt
>Edmond can only look at them, powerless
>Things start getting heated
>Edmond starts doing his wushu routine to try and impress her
>Ronda doesn't notice, she's too busy rolling with Travis
>Travis is now fully erect
>A pool of pussy juice has gathered on the mat
>Travis rips off her clothes
>Pulls out his 12" dick and starts pounding her
>Ronda starts screaming
>"Don't stop!"
>Edmond is now cradling himself in one of the ring corners, crying
>Travis ejaculates inside of Ronda while she orgasms
>They get up
>Travis slaps her ass as she skips off giggling
>"We're going to hit the showers Edmond, could you clean up the mats, we made a bit of a mess. Thanks"
>"I'll go grab the mop"
>He looks incredibly sullen
>I walk up to him to try and cheer him up
>"Hey man, that sucks. At least you make a shitload of money. This is your gym after all"
>"Actually, I receive no monetary compensation" he says, rinsing the mop in the bucket
>"I'm just a janitor"

Shut the fuck up you Gall dickrider, fight me NOW.

I want to die but I'll be damned it I go before taking your head and putting it on Mr. White's desk.

he doesn't have a desk u dumbkunt

What the fuck are you even talking to me you stupid faggot, fight me.

youtube.com/watch?v=ebTo3NlkEWw

HAHAHA, FULL BELLY

>They get up

this completely deflated the boner you had created

Now you Cheetoh fingers

you're not supposed to jack off to it, weirdo

Fuck you, Spaniard non-White faggot.

I'll blogpost in the following thread.

I really hope that isn't your beta head.

New

I wasn't jacking off, actual weirdo. I just got a little chubby that you literally ruined, calm yourself.

Post a selfie

sav'd

white boy and jacked, DEAL WITH IT

>this goofy looking fuck

dumb cuck, just because you posted a selfie doesn't mean I need to

Lol pussy

coward

Lol literal goofy looking tool

>norway calling anyone a coward

lets see your selfie, coward

this isn't even you. I know this faggot, he goes to my university.

coward

'norway'

Pussy

coward

BJ PENN

Smith won at least 2 rounds that they gave Canelo

good taste