BOSTON RED SOX @ BALTIMORE ORIOLES GAME THREAD

>super tramp
accurate tbqh

we need to make a new one, our's has too much don in it and no one ever wins

No, he's a dick. Dude tried to steal my debit card but gave it back when he tried to buy his glucosamine chondroitin supplements and couldn't figure out the PIN

>adam chimpout jones

You're mistaking him for Jash "chimpout" Dahnalson, leaf

how many innings until memechado chimps out again

Dude Jones was my Favorite O player but his comments are fucking retarded, he makes it sound like they still dealing with racism in the league like hes fucking Jackie Robinson

He seems like a pretty cool guy, but hes always had ignorant comments about muh racism

You know I watched the Ortiz era thing and a bunch of other shit that was on about the Sox and they love talking about our 2004 and 2013 championships.

How come no one every talks about 2007?

i've only heard of his one comment this month; how often does he say things like that

Implying that if your faggot team even makes the playoffs your faggot team even has a chance to beat the Rangers. Round 2 is coming and I can't wait to see another brawl with Odor beating Bautista's bitch ass again just like before. Get fucked Canada.

breaking the streak and boston marathon bombing

Not all of our fans are like this, folks. Ignore him.

wtf why is moncada starting

They are saving the stuff about 2007 for the Papelbon documentary. "Jonathan Papelbon: The Chokening".

Did he ever come out and give a reason why he didnt fucking sign with a team?

I mean im not complaining about our bullpen now but at the time he could have been a cheap, positive asset

No Holt or pedey

He was probably still getting paid and didn't feel like it

is ebaby an ace

You'll have to wait for the documentary film user

Why does 2m00kie hate the orioles so much

Oriole killa

When the Red Sox are winning so many championships and so far are the team of the century some of them get glossed over

Big Papi coming thru clutch as ever

Honestly I think it has to do with the Colorado Rockies being an absolute meme team that got fucking rekt

Fucking hate hanley's smug face

Rude desu

>I wish people would stop smiling less

I'm so fucking tired of O'Brien. When is Don coming back? He's been out all season what the fuck ??

Just like last year right ragfag? All of those rings really show your skills in the postseason. It's a good thing you aren't a bunch of playoff chokers with a worse run differential than the rockies.

>maddy machimpo

Don will be doing playoffs

This is the nerd that I think should be paired with Eck for the new announcer team of 2017.

>Rodriguez pitching a perfect game
>fucking Rodriguez
News flash this is the second W O R S T pitcher in this rotation behind Memeranz and this team is letting him NO HIT them

this is all the motivation the red sox need to make it to the post season

Red Sox fan here. Just happy to see the Cuck Jays get their shit pushed in. Now get the fuck out of this thread and go make some maple syrup.

He'll invent an injury like last time ROFL

perfect game alert

OB has a good voice but has no banter he is a little too uptight

the commentators should be Eck and Remy and let them go ham

Or more realistically Eck and o'brien since they seem to have some decent banter

Naaaaah pretty sure I meant Manny "I DONT LIKE THE BANTZ" Machado, who literally flinches every time a bat is thrown within 100 yards of him.

Kewl maymay friend have an upboat :)

W6

J B J
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OMFG

Thanks Kevin

Because the Red Sox need the help

WORTH

THE

PRICE

OF

ADMISSION

ITSELF

>JBJ is not only the greatest center fielder currently playing but a 30 homer guy

Based desu

Why the fuck is Ben Nintendo not in the lineup

>getting btfo by E-tip
how?

O'Brian is just knockoff Don with a lisp

being cautious with the knee injury

Gausman has reverse splits

Id hope something to do with his injury. I know we are actually afraid Moncada might set a new strikeout record so we are not playing him.

i remember when don was just a sean mcdonough knockoff

Eck and remmy would be awesome we dont need a play by play guy we are watching tv

>that comfy feel when you get to watch Toronto lose after this is over

>implying

>less of guerin austins face
>more body

kek Guerin is such an autist

I hate how she calls O'Brien "O.B."

I also hate how O'Brien is always ripping Jose Canseco.

Now hes doing mnf

>i rember when the ramirez on the team was manny

U or anyone hear the mnf sideline reporter cant find video but holy shit

Here it is

awfulannouncing.com/2016/espns-john-sutcliffe-again-getting-unwanted-attention-on-mnf.html

WOW Bogaerts got a HIT?!?!?!?!?

You don't like when random announcers are known by their initials????

Back to you TC

>43 HR
>102 RBI
>2.4 HR:RBI
I feel like that ratio means something. It looks like they have 3 great players set up before him in the lineup though, so maybe that's it. It's not like any of them suck at getting on base.

webm baseball-related

where are all the orioels fans

watching at home

Crying while pulling on it.

Kim is based

Well 5 no hit innings aint so bad

Alright Etip how are you gonna recover?

LIGHT A FIRE KID

well, congrats on first major league hit

First career hit for Mancini right? What a way to get it.

>fans being this excited over a hr

Sad

fucking guido hit man looking little shit

Smoltz talking too much.
Nigga shut up.

are we supposed to be impressed when daniel navas first career hit was a grand slam

watching my nats play instead

Daniel Nava likes cock though

What's wrong with that?

Macini got a fucking instagram mom lol.
I'd smash

Wow DELETE this

First pitch he saw in his first AB

everything since then has been downhill

Daniel
Nava
SMELLS

fucking stupid memebirds can't do anything right useless pieces of shit get back to fourth where you belong so we don't get our hopes up that any actual contention will come out of your fat asses

So since Leon hit a brick wall can Vaz please get more playing time?

tbqh red sox are a hot team rn.

>Vaz
who?

how did he know

he always know

Fuckin how, try and go for Conigliaro

LOLgearts

The person who submitted it probably ITT

Manny this isn't RTTS

he couldn't guess Smoak though

Smoltz talking way too much again. Bro shut the fuck up. This dude trying to predict every pitch and mechanical adjustment form both sides.

Atta fucking boy Erod you did well there

Offense lets get some insurance on these cunts

ACE
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>Roidbo

Lolmao at you dumb memelords

>Striking out Trumbo is an accomplishment

...

How is Betts good?
Shit pitching or what? Like how is he good? I don't get it.

Why did Xander plateau so hard?

>tfw memecada would be his replacement but he is worse

Xanders hands got jammed on a high fastball AWAY How does the happen?

Well you tried Gas

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OMFG

ahaha.wav

P A P I
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That's so fucking disrespectful what Papi just did right now to gassesman

fucking kansas and mets are ruining my multi

i knew i should have backed the phillies instead of the fucking mets

always the fucking mets

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Ortiz fucking pimped Gausmen so hard

wew Balticucks, get fucked

my
fuckin
sides

Tigers gonna play the Jays in the WC

>incoming red sox series

>ONLY 11 GAMES LEFT

JESUS CHRIST RESIGN HIM NOW I DONT WANT THIS TO END

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vanilla af

Sad how you pussies just give into defeat with 8 outs left.

No AL team wins it this year.
You don't want it.

Sox will clinch the east and rest the starters

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AL has dominated the NL every year that you have been alive kid

Os live on 8th and 9th inning comebacks.

We need to lure Abad in

Can the other AL East cucks stop talking shit now? You know your team is inferior.

Do the orangebirds of Maryland deserve this?

You'll probably get that but then Ross will somehow mop it up

Friendly reminder Detroit is winning

how much longer must this misery go on for
i want to know if i lost my bet or not

Yo what the fuck Marco we could have gotten him out at second

Lol nice coverage Red Memes

fine fuck you orioles if you don't wanna help us out with the ALE you can suck my slightly below average sized cock and enjoy getting your postseason taken away by the fucking tiggers

useless shits

not even any fans to defend you, they're all sucking their boyfriends' dicks because having jonboy stay over a bit too long and be young and boring beats having to watch this passive aggressive fucking dumpster fire

>Red Sox bullpen with an 0.94 ERA this month
>comback

:^)

I don't know what we're going to do next year if we can't spam Papis

try and stop me

Unlike Britton, they will regress
Why not start now :^)

Man Machado gonna be a fucking superstar in LA.

Can't wait.

>Rest in piss

...you really can't make this up

JJ

hope u lose tonight desu with u joe

It's not funny. Yesterday we saw the death of a champion*** and a meme.
Once we get Machado, Puig, and Chapman in the same dugout we gon be like the fucking 60's Pirates with all those goons.

I love Baltimore fans in that the 100% disappear when the Orioles are losing but then they shitpost as if they are an amazing team once the Orioles are winning.

Fucking hell Barnes that was atrocious

Barnes is shit

And Marco is SHIT

fucking learn to play defense you shit

God put the manlet in please

You seem upset.
We've been here all game.

>We

its been just you and maybe one other trip fag

the fact that Baltiucks even have trip fags show how shitty the group is tbqh

Why isn't Kelly closing full time? Or at least put into the fire?

whew thank christ

Alright just 2 more innings, lets get some more insurance

Lol memelord dont ever respond to our posters ever again

Thank you based Ziegler

>you are upset that you are winning, get mad

you guys have plenty of retarded trips

also orioles fan checking in

Because its hard to trust him just yet, given how awful hes been the past two years discounting last august

>60s Pirates
...who won one World Series on a walk-off by the second baseman that was the sole highlight of his "Hall of Fame" career.You may be looking for
>the 1970s Pirates
who went 2/2 in World Series and 2/6 in NLCSs.

We dont unless you count the couple of NFL trips that come in for one game and act like they've been here the whole year

Lol k
You know the Red Sox were crawling with them 3 years ago, right?
Hell, every team in the div was.

>red sox have plenty of retarded trips

The only one that counts is Draper

Every other "sox trip" are just a patriots bandwagoner that never post

OH WADDAYA KNOW BUCK IS MAKING ANOTHER ONE BATTER PITCHING CHANGE OH JEEZ EVERYONE FUCKING HOLD ON ONE SECOND

>what is lurking/removing trips
Baseball and football seasons overlap by a few months. We also notice /mlb/'s crazy trip hatred and take them off. Just saiyan.

ok sorry everyone, i'm here now and can watch with you guys

It was really only Alsott, Draper an Cannon, and that britfag TBBF

Duckboat never counted, and the 1000 different variations of "Brady" trips literally only ever lasted like 3 months tbqh with you Joe

But the last couple of years killed em all off except Kyle

Draper isnt retarded just slow

red sox tripf*g historian

again
>what is going anonymous in an environment where trips are roundly hated

See this is exactly what we mean, they show up for like 5 threads a year and pretend theyve been watching and posting all season

We also get the occasional douchy namefags that do the same by spouting some early 2000s garbage that they faintly remember/googled

see this is exactly what we mean, they show up for like five threads a year and pretend theyve been watching and posting all season

like this???

Is pedo brother a trip?

Take off your trip, roll it up, and stick it in your asshole

Lol I remember Duckboat now. None of it good.
There was Ness, too.

pedo brother is an avatarf*g too be honest., desu

but that's ok

Hes a athlete

Leon sucks now PUT IN VAZ

avatarfags are worse

take a big step back... and literally fuck your own face

good psot

I cant wait till they trade brady

Ness was a soft fella, seemed like he was gay as in he literally enjoyed male genitalia but he wasnt bad tho

Many feelings being touched in these last few minutes.......

I always like Ellen posts in these threads, and dude is a nice chap. You fucks are lucky to have a canon cake waifu.

I shall become a trip next season

agreed. I was at Sunday's game and was so relieved that Farrell finally decided to put him in despite his obvious hatred of CV and that he just grounded out

>German CAPTCHAs

Marco you are a black hole id rather watch Monkada set a new strikeout record

I was at sundays game too, crazy

me

what's the record at now, 220ish?

>Koji against the Eternal 4th Placers

UH

OH

Go away

Koji got sunscreen on his left wrist.

Nobody seeing this.......?

left field loge box at the far end of the visitor dugout. where were you?
>fuckin your mom lolol

I just remembered another Rasy trip fag that was named for Longoria but a Yankeefag got his code and that was it for him.

No don't.
Don't.
You can never go back.

Yeah he was alright. He was a black sheep in an O's senpai, so he could call our games as much as we could back then.

YOU FUCK RIGHT OFF BACK TO CHAVEZ RAVINE YOU CUNT
YOU DO NOT BESMIRCH KOJI IN THESE THREADS

shut up, DG

umm they always do these

I think it was because of that Norwegian poster that would randomly crack trip passwords and then dump them in threads, cucked a lot of euro trips with that shit

>metaposting

Quck, name a player with less of an impact on this series than Machado

Smh that shit glistening under the lights like Vaseline and getting a tap every 2-3 pitches.

Call that shit.

Kojis got enough left in the tank for one more ring god bless him

Who is this fucking rapper NESN has for commercials now

Wow kyle thats mean

KOJI MY BAE IS BACK BOYS

SUNNY DAY, CHASING THE CLOUDS AWAY

A negative impact is still an impact

clayton kershaw

Sittng right next to you

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what are you talking about he really got his squad fired up against porcello when he pretended he got hit on purpose that's leadership

ON MY WAY, TO WHERE THE AIR IS SWEET

fug i thought he was about to dinger

Wew lad

fucking robbed him, damn

Wow it should be illegal to steal a home run from AL MVP Mookie

you were that dirty-looking Spanish guy who spoke no English? weird

Quality post from Kyle as always

PITCHING

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CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO GET, HOW TO GET TO LANSDOWNE STREET

>captcha Cecchini baudin

Who are you the red sox only have one trip

hey pleasssse stop therea re only 275 posts left in this thread i don't want to waste any more

Then whyd you waste that post

aohsoidfiov

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Delete your old posts to make room for more. We need to conserve this planet's precious resources

hi draper

i didn't have many posts tonight

Kyle why do you always pos such consistent quality?

It's stunning how high-caliber every
single one of your posts are.

Except for when you say "Time for a grand slam"

Baseball was really shitty the past few years, AL East gamethreads were a fucking nightmare. O's trips were fucking insufferable, and then Blue Jays trips were. This season somehow the majority of them have fucked off. Baseball on spee went from comfy, to dogshit, to comfy again. Too bad it'll all be shit once the postseason starts and every game is on major TV networks and "neutrals" run in to tell you how much they hate city for xyz reasons completely unrelated to the game.

Most Red Sox "trips" are just football season hangers on with names relating to the Patriots or some other shit. So like, same as all the Orioles trips that are just Ravens fans.

Hey pal

Ok try to mindful of your posting rates, the Earth only has so much electricity left.

time for a grand slam is the good meme

leggo Spiderman

k

but its a bad meme retard

PLEASE get one more out so i can get to work on my 200 word essay on green post counts

Time for Kimbrel to blow it was a better meme

What the fuck, that's literally my best post

Thank you

He he he te he

being bad is good, idiot

>d'ohgaerts

Lol Bustgearts

being good is bad retard

sorry

time for Kimbrel to blow it?

Your not my friend guy

The better team won

Can we finally agree that Kimbrel is good or are we still gonna hate on him for his blown saves back in April?

I liked it! So should you.

yes to both

>Eternal 4th Placers

Loling at you memelords right now tbqh with you Joe

Gg

Welp

Gg red memes
Gausman you can't throw that fast ball to major leaguers

guess not. gg O's bros

he is good, just had those babbyleague-transition growing pains back then

SIX IN A ROW

You're not my guy, buddy!

will the red sox ever lose again?

Magic number is 8!

>They wont give Ortiz an ice bath because nobody is tall enough to do it

Duck boats.

Your not my buddy guy

pedo brother is comfy

Yes. Buccholz tomorrow. Against September mode Ubaldo

Was thinking he would get mad and beat them up

You're not my guy, friend!!!

They cut off JBJs dance did anyone catch it?

Yes and now the Red Sox are going to lose out because they threw off the mojo

Price and Porcello are, and i think Shaw is the only positional player as tall

wtf the players don't die just when nesn cuts

They cut off the dance yesterday too.

sorry

we hate him for his inability to pitch in non-save situations