Toronto Blue Jays @ Seattle Mariners OFFICIAL GAMETHREAD

could vancouver even support an mlb team

/happ/ tiem

post rare Happs

lookoutlanding.com/2016/9/20/12994156/the-curse-of-j-a-happ

They can but they're too casual

Damn Herrrrrredia was giving someone the business in the stands.
GO M'S Please stop disappointing us.

WE LIKE OUR TEAM BARRY

>mariners interested in keeping Aoki

what le fug

Is there a more comfier ballpark than safeco?

dave sims likes the electricity of drunk vancouverites pretending to understand baseball

>EE
top kek

>SAFECO'D
lul

EDWIN GETS SAFECOd

parks where you can actually hit dingers

>Le meme dinger ballpark

Safeco has given up the most home runs in the AL this year.

I thought that was a no doubter tbqh

>bootyblasted americuck edition

kek

>Go M's

GUTI LUCK

Hello other BTFO OP

go m's

>watching you S's playoff hopes go down the drain by a candian team, in your own ballpark, by all canadian spectators

so this is what being cucked is

>hawt corner

I chuckled

Go M's

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but i wasnt the one who cried to mommy and made a new thread because the op said mean things in the other one >:(((

>MOOOOOOOOOM MOOOOOOOOOOM! SOMEONE ON Cred Forums CALLED THE THE SEATTLE MARINERS THE SHITTLE MARIKEKS! WHAT DO I DO!! ITS THE GAME THREAD!!!!
>just ignore him and make your own game thread, honey
>THANKS MOM! THATLL SHOW HIM!!!

kek
>shittle maricukcs

Mets? wrong thread buddy

haha what a fag

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well a mariner got on base in the 1st inning so thats an improvement

>mariners
0 1 0

you cant make this shit up! KEK

talk about not being able to finish

maybe come to canada and ill show your mom how canadians finish

>RISP

you jays fans were cool last year

what the hell happened lads? you don't wanna go through life with attitudes like this. its unhealthy

weebs out

fucking ameriweebs, cant make this shit up

blue jays fans are not usually such penis wrinkles
is your little penor stuck in your butthole again?

Lookout Landing has a lot of kek worthy articles

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He's the Canadian version of rags fag

there are no friends in september, remember that, as the jays destroy your postseason hopes tonight

>little penor
>stuck in butthole
>little

you just contradicted yourself, either my giant cock is stuck in my butthole or my little penor is not stuck in my butthole; which one is it?

its a weeb board

its just /hoc/ shitposters lad

Pungent pessimists came out to every game thread to be miserable. Made every thread miserable and we all turned to shitposting.

This guy does not represent my team or country

no it isnt

>oreos lost
>jays se

le strikeout or dinger man

>responding to sean
Pls don't

Yes I do Im actually the jays/leafs/pats/plg/nfl/hoc/ ambassador

and canada ambassador
to fit

and sp

kys moosefucker

>sean

it all makes sense now

next time just use the image bro

DP
P

thats what i did to your mom

I was there too

the situation on this website has become dangerous and unacceptable

>no pitch tracker
WTF ROGERS

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get on plate, martin

should the m's get a new SS for 2017

marte is just bad and the defense doesn't make up for it at all

Has anyone ever tried Seagrams 83
if so, state your qualificatios to judge whisky then tell me if the whisky in question is good or bad

I'm like 80% sure JeDi is gonna get Cozart

he's on plate user

who cares about the miami marlins why even bring them up in a toronto vs seattle game?

>striking out so hard you injure yourself

wew

what the heck

this this this

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its one of those strikezones tonight boys

I miss you, Condor

These motherfucking leafs just don't appreciate his greatness

still pissed jack z traded him

Buhner and Blowers banter is comfy af

pillar is like a reaaaally poor man's trout

If only Goldy was in the booth.

>that seager spaghetti

lmao

>runner in scoring position

Goldsmith + Bone is bad combo

Aaron says something about win probability and Buhner tells him to fuck off

its hilarious how the shittle memeiers are somehow "competitive" in their shit division

put jays in there and they would have 100 wins right now lmao

but shittle in the jays division and they would have 40 wins right now lmao

that was a balk for fucks sake

Embarrassing swing lmao

why are these fairweather fans not chanting MVP MVP MVP rightnow?

>rain

forgot just how SHIT shittle is

ekkeklel

donny gonna hit a three run grand slam here

having nip/chink pitchers shouldnt be permitted in the MLB

they have their own league ffs

the Jays uniforms are just beautiful.

stop repeating yourself

Indeed

aw, now I miss Liam Hendricks

>those fairweather fans thinking THAT was a strike

holy shit seattle explain yourself immediately

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back to the bench jays

A FUCKING MEATBALL

donaldson you fucking useless piece of shit that was right down the middle even i could have knocked that out the park and im not getting paid 462.9 million dollars every year

KUMA THE K MACHINE

>JASH DANALSON

>Blue Jays
>ever scoring with runners in scoring position

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so is this the S's "ace"? a fucking chink

did you not see my coke can in the previous thread bfore you ran away from it?

to be fair, if there was a Vancouver team, their """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""ace""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" would be a chink too

Wheres Seattle even at lol. Is it near mexico or sumting?

>seriously taking that pitch

come on dude

don't bully kuma

THE KENNEWICK KID

that speed

What will it take to wake up the Jays bats, m8's?

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haha what a fag

Well folks it looks like the well-paid Janitorial staff of this esteemed Kurdish kite testing forum are working hard to ensure the quality of posts in this gamethread.

Thanks fellas

Fuck Toronto. I don't know why any Canadian here on the west coast is even a fan of theirs. Seattle is just across the border, and they will forever be my home team

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SPEED KILLS

Get a solid hit here boys

nice drop, jays

DEVON NIGGA SHIT

HOW MAN

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Drake sucks

Shut up Wong

that fucking marishits advertisement is in chinese
kek you cant make this shit up

get them home, guti

Jays fan in BC right here. Good point, just look at all those World Series championship banners the M's have. Oh wait.

holy fuck no wonder people call shittle.. well shittle

Everybody saaaaay Geddy Lee!

Geddy Lee, best bass player, ever, c'mon!

Cred Forums gold to whoever can name that movie

haha what a gigantic fag

dont leave the guys stranded cano

>they face some of the inferior AL teams

don't you talk about the jays like that pat

I'll take that all day!

HOLY KEK

HOLY SHIT KEK KEEP HITTING IT TO 2nd BASEMAN

CANO

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOO

NO NO NO NO NO

FUCKING PENIS COCK DICK SHIT FUCKING HELL WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

WHAT THE FUCK

HOLY FUCK

I AM FURIOUS FUCKING PENIS DICK SUCK FUCK FUUUUUUUUCK

seems like travis didn't the team bump before the game

why cant goins hit like travis
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HIS DEFENSE IS MUCH BETTER

How the fuck did the ball bounce that hard and far off him?

Cano FTW

DEVON

OFF YOUR KNEE NIGGA

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

The lion King?

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Where Canadians watching it. Sportsnet kicked me out . Am590 is like a pitch back

Sportsnet

lol why do the jays suck so bad

Does he get free health care for playing in Toronto?

free walk

why would he or any paid athlete ever even elect for free shitty health care? use your fucking BRAIN you fucking IDIOT they have fucking team DOCTORS

That ballgirl got hit in the jaw by that ball

seager gonna hit a bomb here you just know it

are they always midgets or children i can never tell

Weird.

Any other MsBros think Happ would shit the bed?

The Mariners hire QT college age girls

Boy, when did Jays fans go to shit? Man, I leave for a couple of years and everything changes.

Yes, he relies on his fastball.

The M's fuck up vs pitchers with good offspeed pitches.

For the most part they are college softball players.

Hahaha

Is there anything more adorable than a mad Canadian?

looks like a child

august 2015

lol your mad

? no mets are pretty good at that actually

he has a habit of it

Fly-balls are hard.

The M's are the Mariners lad

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
HOLY FUCK

HOLY FUCK

HOL FUCK
AHHAHAHAAHAH

HOW THE FUCK IS THAT CATCH IN THE MLB

MY FUCKING SIDES

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>Hits - Mariners: 4, Blue Jays: 2
>WCH quarters - Canada: 4, USA: 2

Illuminati confirmed

Its just sean being sean. That is if you remember sean.

>its not a zunino day

>THOSE THINGS
>QT

LMAO ONLY IN AMERICA IS A 2/10 GIRL CONSIDERED QT

SIDE

SPLIT

IN HALF

nice catcher you got there M'aggots

>dem digits

oh shi-

>recipient of the right hand of odor

fukkin lmbo

>Jays somehow don't have 3 errors after the last inning

Who is the retard in charge of deciding whether things are errors or not?

No zunino today means he's starting tmrw, I'll take the trade off

>being mad on Cred Forums

Man, why would I waste any energy being mad about a fanbase of a team I don't care about on a site I rarely visit?

the faggot maricucks who want to stat pad their shit team with hits

haha what a gigantic shit sucking fag

hmm a base runner
surely he will advance, and in time, find home plate for a run

FUCK YOU IANNETTA

Welp, I'm ready to call this game. See you fuckers later today because it's WEDNESDAY

Jays will win 7-4, these repeating digits confirm it

i think sean got banned lol

That was a Trout tier hit
Too bad it won't turn into a run

here's a 10 in Canada

I dont think he did lol

wtf they can 't ban sean he's a mod

runners on base?

ROCK BEAR DON'T CARE

He'll be back. He always comes back

RUSSEL RUSSEL RUSSEL

BASED MARTIN

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

OH SHIT

Fuck, sean is still around? I forgot he ever existed until now.

hi sean

crap

>Martin literally holds this entire team together

R U S S G O D

R U S S G O D

That's not Avril.

Oh wait, post Chad it probably is.

Good job Canucks

classic fuckin kuma

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TU
LO

OMG OMG THIS CHINK IS BEING EXPOSD

THE GIG IS UP SLANT EYE

Why are there no Seattle fans at the game?

>Canada eliminhated the Muricans from the World Hockey Tournament
>Russell Martin homers to tie this game

Illuminati. Wake up, sheeple!

THE STATE OF THE SEATTLE SHITNERS

dont fall apart on me, kuma

cucked by the jays

Who knew a bird could beat a bear

HOLY FUCK!!

YES

GOOD OLD CANADIAN BOY

BASED SAUNDERS

Because they're 80 plus games for Me fans to attend but only 3 for Vancouver BJ fans

HOLY SHIT

D A U N G E R Z

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
KEKED BY THE CANADIAN
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
AN EX MARINER
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
BTFO

Yep fuck this. See you all next year.

SAAAAUNDERRRRRSSS SUBARUUUUUUUUU

WHEW YEAH VICTORIA BOY

Vancouverites plan this series a year in advance, and buy the tickets in March/April.

what the fuck iwakuma

welcome home condor

that lead didnt last long

GREAT
WHITE
CANADIAN
HOPE

AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHA

WHAT A HIT BY PILLAR

GODDAMN

5 STRAIGHT HITS

KEVIN BATZ BABY

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>that one maricuck fan who was saying the jays suck and then they got the lead and gonna sweep the maricucks and eliminate them from wildcare contention

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

KEK

its a shame his nose looks bigger then the cn tower from the side

>How many runs have the M's given up this inning?

>Saunders

You're welcome you fucking hosers

I used to try and keep track of saunders when he was on the Mariners because hes from the same town i am, then he got traded to the Jays and i almost Blue'd myself

HOLY SHIT IM GONNA CUM

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it's only the fourth inning retards

CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP LMAO

>Jackie Z literally caused the team to be knocked out of the playoffs a year after he was fired

>Home runs from 2 Canadians to put the Jays up 4-2
>Canada beats US Men's hockey team 4-2

Hello fellow vancouver islander

Are you gonna cry?

He's from Vic you were lucky to have him you shitheels.

>ONLY THE FOURTH INNING AND YOUR PITCHER HAS ALREADY COLLAPSED
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based martin and saunders, the good ol canadian boys carrying the jays

Bandwagoner here. Do we credit the Jays offense for getting their shit together or blame the Seattle pitcher?

OH GOD MY PENIS IS HARD I HAVE A BONER LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOLY FUCK THIS SHITTLE PITCHER IS FUCKING ASS LOL

Yes

you guys are freaking idiots i am out of this thread

Offload Bautista when?????

fucking drama queen non producing cockstain.

Seattle pitcher desu. Hope im wrong and this is the beginning of a turn around

Because the Ms have never come back from a 2 run deficit?

Seriously?

Do you not get American TV up there? Is your internet frozen? What the fuck

yeah man me too, wanna go get a coffee and maybe eat each others assholes?

Where did all the U.S flags go? ;^)

yes.

Bye Reddit

safeco has a good dinger camera I must admit

ahahahahhahahaahahahahhahahaahahahahhahahaahahahahhahahaahahahahhahahaahahahahhahahaahahahahhahahaahahahahhahahaahahahahhahahaahahahahhahahaahahahahhahahaahahahahhahahaahahahahhahahaahahahahhahahaahahahahhahahaahahahahhahahaahahahahhahahaahahahahhahahaahahahahhahahaahahahahhahahaahahahahhahahaahahahahhahahaahahahahhahahaahahahahhahahaahahahahhahahaahahahahhahahaahahahahhahahaahahahahhahahaahahahahhahaha

another hit

ANOTHER RUN

YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UPP

WHY HAVENT THEY PULLED THIS STINKY CHINK YET?!?!?!

KEK

damn it

6 (SIX) HITS IN A ROW

>all this started from a dropped foul pop

Iwakuma confirmed for having zero confidence

based zeke is lowkey one of my favorite jays

BASED ZEKE

KUMA HAS BEEN DEFEATED

seriously just fucking pull him lol

>BABIP

Mets come back from a 2 run deficit from time to time?

>now a 3 run deficit

Please do go on.

>this managing

So this, this is the power of the West coast

Hes a good contact hitter and the jays need that with all these guys swinging for the fences. Sometimes it works (like tonight) and other night its just strikeout after strikeout

every other post is 'oomgg lol lmao fuck you can't make this up' it's like you guys have never seen a baseball game before. worst thread i've ever posted in. not a single relevant, baseball-discussing post. probably because you don't know the game at all and just started watching in august of last year. blue jays fans are brainless morons the worst fans on Cred Forums. i'm out

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the stinky chink has officially been BLEACHED

nice "ace" you got there, shittle

The who?

what are you guys gonna drink tonight now that the m's are eliminated

the m's have come back from 9 so its still no biggie

this is some pretty decent bait 6.5/10 but you need to spice it up more

AHAHAHAH

THIS FUCKING BUTTHURT

YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

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>Meanwhile, at Safeco Field

AHAHAHAHA YOU WERE LITERALLY CRYING AS YOU TYPED THAT AHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
YOU WILL NEVER BE THIS ASSBLASTED
>THE STATE OF SEATLE ATTENDANCE
>GETTING BLOWN OUT INFRONT OF 25K JAYS FANS
>IM FUCKING CRYING
>WCH USA ELIMINATED
>MARINERS KEKED BY THE BIG DICK CANDIANS

you realize the only other relevant sport to whites in Toronto is hockey and that dumpster fire of a team (that i also support) hasnt been worth watching since the mid 2000's

what did you think everybody switched to

marlins were already eliminated?
dont remember marlins doing that this year t.b.h.

We've done that too, and more

We save our ace until the 9th this season, desu

you were out like 3 times already

You are going to be in for a nasty surprise if you make it to play the red sox, those are famous last words

What relevant game facts would you like to discuss user?

Personally, I'm wondering if we could conduct experiments into the exact level of sodium content in your butthole, because it seems like it might be getting out of control.

also, why was your starting pitcher so shitty?

ZEEEEEKE SPEED

anyone have the lightning gif from when the jays were in seattle in like 2014?

LMAO

7-16-16 Never forget

Z E K E
E
K
E

The Mariners may never get another out

lol
>collapse of american economy
>collapse of USA hockey team
>6 run inning
lmao

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YOU

CANNOT

MAKE

THIS

SHIT

UP

FROM FIRST BASE!

KEK

Z E K E

what a boss

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

I thought he couldn't stop crying over being gay raped?

Why wear a shirt like that?

DUDE WHAT THE FUCK

WHY WOULD YOU NOT FUCKING FIELD THAT

TWO HUNDRED AND FORTY MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS

17 games

pessimists BTFO

>4-run lead

Will there be anything else, M's fans?

>that ball 2

the fix is in lmao

someone get an out already

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How is stating the fact your an obnoxious idiot with nothing entertaining or useful to say being 'assblasted"?

forgot my pic lel

gg lads

okay thats fucking it, im done with the mariners

ive watched them for 14 years but im literally done

i havent seen dominance like this until these Canadians

Im close enough to Canada that when i watch the superior jays i wont even be bandwagoning

see you later, seattle, fucking done with this mericuck team

Jays, welcome me home, I feel like i was always canadian anyways

8 (EIGHT) straight baserunners

*You're

My bad

we will lose this game

I will NEVER post again for the rest of the season if we win this game

cap this

We are witnessing a live televised rape holy shit.

lol
>the cucked nation of shittle

Nice false flag you faggot

hopefully the false flagging is better than it was last night

that was a shameful display you guys put on.

sorry m's bros it's usually not this bad, today is exceptional sean has risen from the grave

also,

>1 out

>literally what a yankee fan was saying last night

Get ready for it....

welcome home cascadia bro

BASED EDDIE

OMG BROS

IS IT HAPPENING?

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What would you like to discuss Juniper? How was your Espresso Con Panna at starbucks today? Did you stop by the craft brewery? How your new man purse treating you?

Honestly at this point im just prepping my butthole with lube for giant canadian lumberjack cock to fuck me into submission since thats basically what the jays are doing to my team again

FUCK

WHAT THE FUCK ANOTHER RUN

FUCKING HELL

JUST FUCK MY ASSHOLE CANADA

NINE STRAIGHT BASE RUNNERS

THE MARINERS MAY NEVER GET AN OUT AGAIN

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

praise kek

>Jays score a run every time an M's fan reacts to me pointing out the lead
>6-run lead

not this bad? this isn't one poster. your entire country is just a country of shitposters. it's embarrassing. i've never been in a worse gamethread. none of you know or watch or care about baseball you just like to bang your fists against your keyboards and post dumb pictures. and it was complete silence when we were leading. it's shameful. i'm fucking done with this thread.

alright lads who's getting fired tonight???

why do they still even bother with vincent

You cant make this shit up, kek

guys, remember when 2lo hit a grand salami vs sox? how did that game end? I can't remember

Are they, dare I say, back?

OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS AMAZING

is this the first time in baseball they throw in the white towel? what if they never leave this inning and its like 100-2, can they just forfeit?

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>hey takes business at mcgill

you cant make this shit up just end your sorry life kek

>after all of this
>still thinking I'm a Memeiners fan

Holy shit Canada, just stop typing

we /2015/ now
post 2015 memes

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Jays sweeping this series now. This game might have woken up the bats finally.

no one

I blame jack z and nintendo

Hopefully Jedi can get a couple starting pitchers, a starting corner outfielder and Cozart in the offseason.

Well what the fuck are you waiting for? you've been done with this thread 6 times now.

Weren't you done three posts ago.

the seattle fuckin mariners everybody

>strike out in 4th inning
>proceed to bat in an RBI by the same player

really makes you think

>a 6-4 lead is the same as an 8-2 lead

fuck off sosa, Im going to throw you off the roof of Stamford Bridge.

I literally don't even know what those first two things are. And outside the hipster neighborhoods (i've been to Vacouver and Montreal, so go ahead, talk some shit there) you don't see that shit in WA.

niggas acting like he just hit a walkoff grand slam in game 7 of the world series smdh senpai

hey i think i invented this meme last year lol

EIGHT RUNS
WHAT IS HAPPENING
I'M IN FUCKING HYSTERICS

Is it bad that im still not 100% confident we can win this thing?

Yea you do. Maybe you don't but the rest of your state seems them

run along now your mom is cooking curry

literally dont remember when we scored 8 runs or more in a game

>that bronx cheer

lmao

took them long enough to get the out

seriously canada, im gapin my asshole for you guys, just fuck it cause im done and submit to canadian superiority

you can even fuck my gf

this inning has been a demonstration that bautista is truly the weakest link in this team

September 11th

>Chris Iannetta

>you can even fuck my gf
what's his name?

hey i think i invented this meme last year lol

>martin almost hit 2 homeruns in one inning

lol

Americans suck at everything haha

This qualifies for one of the memest innings I've ever seen.

nigga started the rally

I fucking agree 1 hundo percent. Ass reaming shitatle doesn't mean to much. We need consistency. Which has been a problem all season

hey i think i invented this meme last year

damn you condor

damn you

>lol
lol haha

Well I'll give you the craft beers and breweries

Now tell me again how much Molsons is a half rack? (I'm not gonna ask you how good it is we all know it's shit)

oh shit you're right I though he struck out for the first out

I'm sorry joey I don't doubt you at all

Sisyphus was a Mariners fan

>DUN-HOE LEE

HAHAHAH WTF WHERE DO YOU AMERIFATS FIND THESE PLAYERS AHAHAHHAHAHA

btw guys i invented this meme last year too (also i wasnt the guy who said that in the post im about to link)

I'm a bandwagon Indian fan now

just need to climb out of this hole one hit at a time

do you want a fucking (you)?

I'll drink Coors Banquet before I drink Molson, and Coors is carbonated horse urine.

Im not sure at this point

I'm gonna live vicariously through the O's this postseason. CLE already had their moment

>seahawks suck
>mariners suck

it's a good thing i have the steelers and the rangers as my second teams

>second teams

absolutely disgusting

>second team
absolutely disgusting

ya I'd be pretty happy with the O's doing well. I still love Adam Jones

Inb4 Canadian bandwagoners deride this as bad thing in all caps with stale Welles memes and transparent false flag bait

I'll drink Bohemian which is low budget Molson because I don't like being happy

>second teams

absolutely disgusting

how did you know what i was gonna say lmao

hey thats what i said

Adam Jones and massive trumbombs. they don't have amazingly obnoxious fans either

hey lmao you did it again

hey lmao you did it again

Toronto bandwagon

What about the leafs? raptors?

>teams of the second variety

Abhorrently revolting

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON 1?!??!?!!??!?!?!?!??!?!?

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leafs are shit but they have good prospects so could go somewhere in a few years

raptors are okay

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA IM LEGIT LOL AND NOTHING MAKES ME LOL ANYMORE

>Leafs have good prospects

ive heard that before

What about them. Leafs suck huge dick and will for the next 2 years. Raptors are pretty okay. Hopefully they get to playoffs again but will see

Raptors are a top 5 team

Leafs will be good in 3-4 years.

Damn Seattle is just terrible

Its depressing that the raps are a top 3 team in the east but they have absolutely no chance of beating the Warriors or Cavs.

hey you guys have the WC1 again

>Raptors are a top 5 team

In the leastern conf. maybe.

dont worry we will give it away.

I see why Sean was calling seattle "shittle"

its because theyre shit

really makes you think

ahah fucking hell

that catcher

hes just terrible

waive that guy

kek

They will beat the Cavs this season. Cap this

ey would have beat them before but lol refs decide the games

its literally WWE tier

its not even a sport

please stop giving them (views)

its been a while since a a thread hit 400

Sorry bro its not happening. Wish it would but it wont. The NBA wouldnt allow it even if the Raps were good enough

Warriors
Cavs
Spurs
Thunder
Raptors

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sean is like half of that

stop talking about niggerboojam

its literally not a sport and decided by the commissioner and the refs

This. I'm only able to enjoy the Finals, otherwise basketball is ass.

some fag kept deleting his posts

>top 5
>in the eastern conference
>maybe
>5 teams in one conference make it to the conference finals

Seattle, plz.

I dont trust the NBA one bit. Questionable calls happen all the time and ever since that ref came out about game fixing I have a hard time trusting it.

Why dont Seattle just forfit?

its fucked

even a bit in the mlb

remmeber last year when the kansashitty royals got that "Home run" even though it wasnt?

it was deciding run that eliminated the jays, and kansas shitty goes on to win it all

could have been the jays if the game was officiated properly

>not a sport
Translation: "Why aren't the players standing still 95% of the time and giving each other three chances to score?"

>Since 1914, there has only been one incident where a team deliberately made a decision to forfeit a game, in 1977

australian logic:

losing just quit, no wonder the all blacks own you.

which team and what was the score lol

I dont know i went back and watched the replay recently and i legit think the ball was gonna go over the wall regardless of that neckbeard faggots glove

Which team and what was the score?

During the September 15, 1977 game between the Baltimore Orioles and Toronto Blue Jays at Exhibition Stadium, a light rain had been falling, and the grounds crew placed a tarpaulin over the two mounds in the Blue Jays' bullpen, which was in foul territory, outside the left field foul line. Before the start of the bottom of the fifth inning, Orioles manager Earl Weaver came out of the dugout and claimed to umpire Marty Springstead that the tarp endangered his players by exposing them to the risk that they could slip or trip on it when entering the bullpen to catch a fly ball. Weaver removed his team from the field and said that they would not return until the tarp was removed. Springstead ordered the tarp removed from the mound that was closest to fair territory, but refused to order the removal of the tarp from the other mound and told Weaver that he could play the game under protest. After arguing with Springstead for nearly twenty minutes, Weaver returned to the dugout. Springstead then waited five minutes (the period of time specified by the rule book) for the Orioles to retake the field. When they did not do so, he ordered the game forfeited to the Blue Jays.[6] This was the only time since 1914 that a major-league baseball team deliberately forfeited a game.

because they can still come back and win

>@SNstats
>In the 4th inning, #BlueJays tallied 7 hits in 7 straight plate appearances for the first time since May 15, 2009

youtube.com/watch?v=5D-HyXmt_LA
It was gonna top the padded wall :(

During the September 15, 1977 game between the Baltimore Orioles and Toronto Blue Jays at Exhibition Stadium, a light rain had been falling, and the grounds crew placed a tarpaulin over the two mounds in the Blue Jays' bullpen, which was in foul territory, outside the left field foul line. Before the start of the bottom of the fifth inning, Orioles manager Earl Weaver came out of the dugout and claimed to umpire Marty Springstead that the tarp endangered his players by exposing them to the risk that they could slip or trip on it when entering the bullpen to catch a fly ball. Weaver removed his team from the field and said that they would not return until the tarp was removed. Springstead ordered the tarp removed from the mound that was closest to fair territory, but refused to order the removal of the tarp from the other mound and told Weaver that he could play the game under protest. After arguing with Springstead for nearly twenty minutes, Weaver returned to the dugout. Springstead then waited five minutes (the period of time specified by the rule book) for the Orioles to retake the field. When they did not do so, he ordered the game forfeited to the Blue Jays.[6] This was the only time since 1914 that a major-league baseball team deliberately forfeited a game.

You're right. Dont underestimate the jays ability to fuck up leads.

cano looks like he might cry

i hope that neckbeard faggot was stabbed to death

literally autism

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>Happ up to 92 pitches in the bottom of the 5th
>Jays bullpen imminent in just the 6th inning

ConcernedKornheiser.png

>the $240mil tear drop

>its another osuna has to come in to get 4 outs episode

well thats better

This fucking comment i saw on his interview video
KEK

>there was an interview video

do i even want to watch it or will it just make me rage

here m8.
youtube.com/watch?v=-qQ52vp7WDA

Was it the interview he gave right from the bleachers? I remember Erin Andrews or some hoe interviewing him

groovy

oh fuck i remember now, that lying stupid fucking homo faggot, i swear if i actually see this fucking faggot im gonna fucking punch him in his fucking face and just walk away,

BTFO DOLAN

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>ANOTHER ONE

ANOTHER ONE

>ANOTHER ONE

ANOTHER ONE

>ANOTHER ONE

ANOTHER ONE

>ANOTHER ONE

ANOTHER ONE

>ANOTHER ONE

ANOTHER ONE

>ANOTHER ONE

ANOTHER ONE

>ANOTHER ONE

ANOTHER ONE

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they just keep giving up home runs

I don't trust this Jash Danalson character....

>tfw cutting
what the fuck should i eat?

SUBMIT TO MY BCC (BIG CANADIAN COCK)

Honestly, I hope we don't

this is the end of the roller coaster right here.

I'm a diehard M's fan and always will be. but he hope they gave and then took, and then gave and then took this season? Fuuuuuuuuck.

Jerry D did a great job for a rebuilding year, and we're gonna kill it next year, but for gods sae just rip the fucking bandage off and face the fact its not our time yet.

could haves, would haves, should haves...

see you tomorrow though...

>tfw the jays offense slowly peaks at the perfect time for the postseason

user self-harm is not the way to go. Please seek help

SUBMIT

DNP

I understand what you mean.

WHERE DID ALL THE MARIKEK FANS GO!?!?!?! LOL!??!?!

drunk tbqhwyf

>bullying the Ms fans

they are one of the few bareable fanbases in /mlb/

Americans are getting BTFO by Canada so hard today

yeah, if thats what we do thats what we would've done like 10 years ago

KEEP FIGHTING

GO MS

also, I'm pretty sure I don't remember you from threads last year BrokenCapsLockAnon, so shut your bandwagon hopping cocksucker

Yeah marlin fans are alright i agree but we are in a jays/mariners thread

HEY PESSIMISTS WHERE DID YOU GO? WAHHHHHHHH THE JAYS ARE LOSING THE REST OF THEIR GAMES AND WON'T EVEN GET A WILD CARD WAHHHHHHHH SHUT THE FUCK UP AND EAT A BULLET YOU WORTHLESS SCUM. I KNOW YOU'RE AROUND CAUSE YOU HAVE NOTHING ELSE TO DO WITH YOUR PATHETIC LIVES OTHER THAN CHEER FOR THE BLUE JAYS FAILURE. SO I HAVE TO SAY AHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOTS SLIT YOUR WRISTS AND DON'T WAKE UP TOMORROW. WE DON'T NEED YOU FAIRWEATHER FUCKS.

Ive been on Cred Forums since 2008

user......its over

m's fans are still here

I dont see any mets fans? why would mets fans be at seattles jays game?

kys

who remember

What does double mean?

please stop with this shitty fucking dad tier joke

one more time for the slow kids

seattle = ms
ny b = mets
florida = fish

A double happens when you hit a double

I was there.
Good times.

right so please stop referring to them as M's since thats stupid and makes no fucking sense, furthermore there is a gigantic S on your hat

pls end your lives

Playoffs? Yeah, this would be the final nail.

But better than the Yankees?
KEEP FIGHTING!!!

Second in AL West (aka Eat a dick Lastros)?
KEEP FIGHTING!!!

A 10 games above .500 season?
KEEP FIGHTING!!!

still a head scratcher

>when the third base coach pushes the player off the bag so he can be tagged out

>Loup and Cecil are still on this fucking team

FIGHT

AND

WIN

FIGHT

AND

WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

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no and no

this is why everyone hates us you fucking cunt, you werent around when we were losing embarrassingly with a dead offense, fuck off

why is there a dallas cowboys star with a trident going through it?
maricucks and memeiers are your only acceptable names for now on
>watching since may and not just cutting the previews and starting at August/September

shiggy diggy

seriously martin

thats a nice reddit meme image

KP IS CUTE!

Is Seattle always this shit?

canadicuck with old lady on your money, still just a british colony

i think so, theyre called Shittle for a reason

I think the shittle fans refer to their team as "M's" because theyre embarrassed to say the full now or hope you mistake them for a better team like the Mets lol

Boring banter from a nigger apologist country shamed into putting harriet tubman on their money

next time someone says hoc shitposters arent the same as actual jays fans on Cred Forums, this is what we are refering to

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ahahahha holy fuck its true, you cant make this shit up kek

based mariano tepera

just one base hit

watch where you're throwing

man jays would have over 100 wins right now if they were in shittles division lol

The winner of the AL wildcard game will face texas.
>PYFW

literally a cuck country to the dead british empire, you have a foreign sovereign on your money, get fucked eternal cucks

if the jays challenged that he would be out

>texass

safe

new old thread

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>literally a cuck country
You literally put a nigger bull on your money, definition fo a cuck country lol

>foreign sovereign on your money

So do you, you have an african on your money lol

>get fucked eternal cucks

A projection? need i remind you took a white man off for a black bull? Get cucked lmao

ooga booga jamal damn whitey gon be wiped off our cash like dey gettin wiped out da country dis nigga mad af

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and it just gets worse

KEK