The Golden State Warriors unironically broke the NBA regular season record with 73 wins, came back from a 3-1 deficit against the Oklahoma City Thunder, gained a 3-1 lead on the Cleveland Cavaliers in the NBA Finals, and then lost 3 games in a row and did not win the championship. Stephen Curry unironically won unanimous MVP, back to back MVPs, and exclaimed "We not goin' home!" during a game, before being blocked by LeBron James a record 7 times in one series and indeed going home. Klay Thompson unironically said in a post game interview after going up 3-1 that basketball "is a man's game" and LeBron James "got his feelings hurt", LeBron proceeded to average 36pts/12ast/10reb and won the next 3 games and the championship. Draymond Green unironically avoided suspension for kicking Steven Adams in the balls twice, then STILL continued to play dirty and finally got suspended during the most important series of his life and ultimately cost his team its once historic and now infamous season.
These things all actually happened, the thoughts of this reality stay with me at all times. I go to sleep at night looking up at the stars, wondering what celestial being aligned the universe in such a way to make an event as amazing as this occur. I wake up smiling every morning knowing that the Warriors genuinely went 73-9 and choked a 3-1 lead in the Finals. That even if time is a nonlinear fourth dimension, going to back to stop it from happening will simply create another universe where it happens again. That the state of ass-blastedness emanating from the city of Oakland is eternal and infinite, it crosses countless dimensions of the multiverse and its unending torment knows no bounds. I gaze into the endless cosmic wonders around me, still in disbelief that it actually happened, but knowing that my purpose in life was to be born just in time to see LeGod get one for da land.
Jaxon Phillips
:)
Brandon Morgan
As a Cavs fan living in Oakland, it was truly glorious.
Elijah Myers
Good, I'm happy for him.
Sebastian Carter
Is that why you avoided /nba/ General for 3 months after "your" team lost (what part of the bay area are you from again?)
Carson Ward
Steph was unironically fresh off an injury in the finals. LeBron unironically had to cry to Silver to get Green suspended. No respect for that faggot. Can't even beat a team at their best, has to act like a child to make it easier for himself.
I guess enjoy making these threads while you can. Fuckboy cavs fans bout to go back into hiding when the dubs win the next few championships.
Zachary Baker
>Entire family meltdown
Jordan Bennett
It's the 18-1 of negroball.
Parker Gutierrez
Stay mad you fucking bitch
Aiden Butler
Thus solidifying LeBron as Le GOAT
Eli Miller
>Dahntay Jones gets a game for tapping a guy in the nuts during live play >Green gets nothing for kicking somebody in the nuts after the whistle
>last year Olynyk suspended 1 game for trying to dislocate Love's shoulder >Green gets nothing for the same move to Adams
Green shouldn't have played game 1, so even if Green's actual suspension was iffy he had been playing with house money.
Daniel Reed
You are just mad we had the best regular season, unanimous MVP and became legends.
We got the dream team this year.
Isaac Morales
>apehoop
lmao
you do realize it's scripted, right? only non-whites give a shit about that """"""""""sport""""""""
Zachary Flores
...
Evan Campbell
Only team to blow a 3-1 lead in the finals with the 1st unanimous MVP
Robert Gomez
I'm sorry FUCKING LEAF, has >your team ever won anything?
Oh, yeah, no.
>invent a sport >suck at it >the shanty town of canada
Sebastian Russell
What part of the bay area are you from?
Aiden Wilson
If you are allowed to be a Golden State supporter, then the leaf is allowed to support other clubs other than the ones based in Canada.
Colton Harris
>those mental gymnastics
Jose Johnson
...
Asher Williams
i mean its the only one the rest of the league is getting for the next five years or so
warriors might literally fivepeat
Logan Rodriguez
Can you prove everything was done unironically? Maybe it was done with ironic intent.
Jason Perry
>Warriors might literally fivepeat
Kayden Rodriguez
>brazilian >quad 7s >post starts with 71 kek you monkeys are legit haunted
Gabriel Cox
>fresh off an injury in the finals >injury in the first round >fresh
>dropped a ton of points and yelled I'm back
>injured
Justin Cruz
>we >We
Camden Bailey
Part of me thinks it was rigged But the other part doesn't care. thank you lebron
Luis Morales
Based LeGOAT
Logan Watson
this fucking robot owes me an apologize.
Ethan Gomez
yfw memes are literally seeping into the real world. First plane crashes, now.sports, soon the entirety of our reality will be nothing but memes.
William Myers
This is one of those things that just didn't hit right away. It all just felt so right at the time.
Every now and then I remember this event and think, wow, that actually happened.
Guys...that actually happened.
Luis Sanchez
And only niggers even were aware.
Juan Richardson
>And only niggers even were aware.
What did he mean by this?
Hudson Turner
>wondering what celestial being aligned the universe in such a way to make an event as amazing as this occur.
They're called NBA officials.
They rig games for ratings all the time. It's not anything supernatural.
Carter Harris
wew
Chase Cruz
>it's BR Dubcuck Whoa, I thought you killed yourself after the Warriors got BTFO. I guess you and Harry are survivors.
Tyler Walker
you mean the chaos emeralds?
Robert Wilson
Why make this retarded post?
Xavier Lewis
Kill yourself.
Brandon Clark
that actually made me kek
Gabriel Young
>casuals actually believe this theyll be lucky to get out of the west t b h