Northampton vs Man Utd match thread 2

yum

IBRA KADABRA UNITED IS SHITE

Sturridge

>spend 4.70 for 12.5 amber leaf, about 30 roll ups
>spend 8 quid for 20 fags

you might have a job but you don't have any sense paddy

>tfw you ich your bum and feel crusty shit stuck to your bum hairs

straights are objectively nicer

quality thread

What was the score of the MK dons game again?

Let's make this a meme free zone.

YOU SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME UNITED WERE PLAYING I WANTED A LAUGH

WHAT MINUTES WERE THE GOALS

kegels, breathing exercises so you stop contracting your abs, edging when you're alone so you unlearn that bad habit you got when you were a teenager

who Cred ForumsBU here?

moukay

I can't roll for shit so i just buy packs :(

>that jacket

CURSED

3-2 to Northampton

250000000 Amber leaf for the urban djemba-djemba

Cred ForumsBU

0-4

> league 1 goalkeeping

Wait Northampton's Keeper was one of the Leicester players from the video?

Just found one of my mates on Grindr ha

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What's the point of Cred Forums? There is on serious discussion here

I've only had sex when I was drunk so I'm worried that when I do it sober I'll be like a pump action shotgun like I am when I wank

>£3 a pack in Poland
>not buying as many as possible after a cheeky #lads weekend in Krakow

here

"Carrick, so assured with the ball at his feet"

AS HE'S IN THE MIDDLE OF PLAYING THE BALL OUT FOR A GOAL KICK. FUCKIDY FUCKING FUCKING FUCK OFF. RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Revell (pen)
>The City Of Manchester United Football Club

Here la

Thanks friend

dat handball

> That awkward moment when you see an old school friend on grindr
> Even more awkward is that he most likely has seen you

Prefer suicide

Next you'll argue drinking tesco brand alcohol because its cheaper

>serious discussion

>0-0
>go for a dump
>1-1

wtf happened? fucks sake

yes

not the one that got rimmed though, that was tom hopper

hi lads

/Bundes/ is over

whats going on here?

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>using full face pics
asking for trouble la

You fucking faggots

Don't managers get deliberately knocked out of the league cup? it's such a mickey mouse cup who cares

Would Rooney be a better player if he was named "Runey" and he was an acient warrior who wielded a powerful rune sword?

Looks like I'm right on time for

>Mouyes

I'm fresh off of

>Schalke

This is a good evening.

>Harry Beautyman

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ZLATAN & YOUNG BLACK FOREHEAD DUDE TIME

>ROONEY STILL ON

REEEEEEEEEEEEE

He's bringing out the lube!

what the fuck ireland? :)

remember when i first started smoking weed i had a giggling fit over john joe o'toole's name

klaus please stay calm or we will have to report you as a potential nazi

My brother brought me these back from Japan and they taste like arse. Still smoking em though lmao

Mouyes usually tries to win it

Actually needing Zlatan against a league one team hahahaha

Just brought Ibra and Rashford on lol

Only allowed to being 200 cigs back and the duty police might demand you to pay duty on them though,

>rooney is contractually unable to be taken off

KEK

>Trashford

what the fuck ireland? :)

just started watching

how has carrick been?

Mouyeschester Poonited are losing to a team that was bought for £1 last year

I get better results in FM than Mou does in real life lol

Marly Gold is nice. They must have a different blend over there. I heard they have weird filters too that fuck up the taste

who is this Northhampton FC and which place is this courageous Club drawing United in the EPL?

will united have to play 120 minutes?

and then lose a penalty shootout?

is there a god?

Is #Pogback playing?

Wonder if he had a haram of grannies written into his contract for away games

desu i almost did reading it then and im sober

It fucking must be in his contract that he has to play.

Is he fit

Kenji Gorre went the same school as me lads, pretty nice kid and his dad Is Deane Gorre so watch the lad

he is such a CULTURED player who is so COMFORTABLE with the ball at his feet

Mou is literally afraid to sub Rooney, why fucking shove him on the right wing when he's even shite when played in his actual position?!

this goes to a replay doesnt it?

What's the chance of a four loses in a row then mouyes gets fired next morning?

>mouyes brings on zatlan against some kids in the park and still cant win

comedy gold

how the fuck a top epl team struggling vs 3rd league team? cant imagine a big la liga or bundesliga team struggling vs a league 3 team

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KEK

Robben back from injury, guess what he just did?

Probably Marlboro Reds in America are the same as Benson Golds here

Nope. This isn't the FA cup.

25%

were some insides cut?

who is zlatan

business idea: bribe a northampton player to give rooney a career ending injury

Cut inside and/or got injured.

Yeah he's an 8 desu, I'd love to suck him off

Imagine watching his poverty match when Barca vs Atletico is on

>Mouyes

>all these smokers
how edgy can you be lel

who is hitler

message him

Meanwhile Man City are beating Swansea's first team away with a B/C team.

This isn't the West Ham thread la

yfw they ask for autographs after beating them in pens

>he doesn't smoke

You have to go back

You bet, he cut inside and scored

Cut-ai finds a way

Reminder Mouyes plays Leicester after he loses 4 in a row

Hmmmm, watch 2 good teams or
>Mouyes

No brainer senpai

Stream?

> watching Johnny Foreigner play instead of good old English lads

You voted for Bremain didn't you?

need Rui Faria to take over the reigns!

>i don't smoke

>watching that shitfest when Hasselt v KV Mechelen is on

Who'll be sacked first, Moyes or Mouyes?

Thinking about it desu, willy's very hard rn

>30 roll ups from a 12.5

m8 i get at least 60+

>lel liga
>ever

kek

(actual) >moyes

Why didn't de gea leave united while he could?
He could go anywhere this summer right like

Part time cobblers

what is life

>This ref

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People who smoke are the same who get tattoos, style over substance, I choose substance

Alri Honigstein

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Fucking lol at his mum taking the picture

>manchester 'please give us a penalty' united
>manchester 'struggling against northerhampton' united

Always wanted to try American cigarettes. I've been there though.

This is why top English clubs will always struggle in europe.

>Moyes out >Moyesing >Mouyes

>style over substance, I choose substance

nice, i bet you get 4 drags out of each one

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TIPPING

> He doesn't like a nice comfy cigarette on a Saturday morning

You must have a boring life

>watching sunny spl

Cheers mate, forgot about that.

>style over substance, I choose substance

Grow up

paki spotted

>spend a hard days cobbling
>go down the local for a pint with the lads
>nice game of footie against united in the evening
>win on pens

perfect day

i don't smoke baccy on its own because it doesnt get me high desu

why are our crosses so fucking shit lads

Me on the right

Pshhhhtt

Because you touch yourself at night

lads

I'd rather have a nice comfy cup of tea
>being edgy and smoking

>Ashley Young
>any year

What's going on with the girls on the right?

Gave up four years ago but
>hot sunny day in town
>sheltering in a doorway from heavy rain
>looking at the stars on a clear night
It's like a feels amplifier at these times

>Alfie

lel britfag names

> Not having a cig with your tea

Compliments the taste perfectly.

jaw feels tight lads what should i do

>Literally doesn't matter if united win now because people will fall back on the fact they had to bring on zlatan

Sorry United fans, no winning tonight.

City 2-0 up with their D team. How are Man U doing?

yes lad?

Who /TLFGang/ here?

>Mourinho's last game at Chelsea was a loss against Leicester

Can someone end it all please?

young's on the wrong side

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Give more blowers until it feels natural

Stop sucking dick

HERRERAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Fellaini

HAHA, TIME FOR HOOFBALL

Kiniro Mosaic was alright

>Manure

Failainy or Pooroney? For feck sake. Don't even make me have to chose.... nvm GOALLLLLLLLLLLL FEKKKKK BEST INT EH WORLD

L E S B I A N

stop sucking dicks for at least 10 minutes

HAHA Time for a Belgian megastar.

Well it was a nice thread

bb

YES!

FUCK OFF CUNTS

thanks lads

fuck

Le elbow throwing man is coming on.

I'll delete it for you if you're not careful

a new mene was borned :DD

SAVED

WE OUT HERE SENPAI FEELS GOOD MAN

>southampton

...

>It's a Rooney plays 90 minutes and ruins every attack episode

>Tfw can't even bring myself to celebrate that goal, I mean it's fucking Northampton lads.

Crap

ABUs

Munich's are still going out

who is this white Pogba

>carrick and herrera scored a goal before pogba

> That one weirdo who has menthol filters in his rollies

>going up 2-1 vs full-time cobblers is like winning the champions league to manure fans

>wooow you dont smoke? what a fedora
>im so coool XD
>just waste my money and fuck my lungs up.
>got a problem with that? ill post a image from my fedora folder
>that will show them *cough cough*

£10 PROFIT CHEERs HARRY

literally any premier league keeper saves that

how will americans recover

ARE UNITED, DARE I SAY IT, BACK??????

gonna be saving this for when >we get relegated

you looking to get choked out again conor?

that fucking liverpool feel senpai

Dabala

Does Rooney ever pass the ball forward?

variety is the spice of life user

BACK

good job winning vs bunch of part time carpenters in an astroturf pitch game

>he doesn't like the refreshing minty taste of menthol

>have white carrick
>pay 100 trillion pesos for a black carrick who dabs

ffs why not just blackface michael and send him to some dance lessons

pogba pls score

ABUS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>united fans aren't allowed to celebrate goals

This is why people hate Americans

this, for once the turkroach makes sense when he opens his mouth.

btw is the barbers still open at 9? i need a fresh trim, la.

> Look how cool I am chatting shit about people doing something I don't like

Militant anti-smokers are nu-male faggots.

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>celebrating a win against northampton

small club mentality

when do you think mou will be sacked la?

can someone make a pogba version of this?

Paddy McNair just scored for Sundlerland m8. Who's laughing now? >the city of Mouyes

>Pogba's first goal for United.
>after being bought for 90m
>against a lower league team

I want him to score against them and never score again so people make fun of him forever.

It's like putting lemonade in a pint of beer.

>rooney playing another 90 minutes

bored of this meme

Should we boo?

wait until we invest some money into the squad la

Instead of okay should be *dabs*

should be rested for the leicester game

Stream plsss. Goddamn Comcast doesnt support BeinConnect

>he doesn't drink lager top

6 times against watford
as a 10, and all were his patented spray it to the right

Are people not aware Pogba isn't playing tonight or is this some new epic maymay?

RASHFORDDDDD

TOP KEK

KEK

It's like brushing your teeth after eating ass

Its funny because i proably have a better social life then
you started it

Hopefully he gets 'rested' at the weekend

thank fuck lads we needed this win so badly to stave off the media pressure

must win game v livershit in a couple weeks so time to start building confidence

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COMEDY GOLD

RASHFORD YES

WHO TEAM BTFO##########################

Jose Mourinho football genius

LEL

>english goalkeeping

WE'RE BACK LADS
GLORY GLORY MAN UNITED
BALE IN JANUARY LA

IS HE, DARE I SAY IT, THE GOAT?

What

>brushing teeth
>goes to spit
>miss the apehead goal

HE HAD THAI ORGY FLASHBACKS

>not lying down and heading it over the line

amateur

Rashford is elite. APOLOGIZE right now

THE JOYS OF LOWER LEAGUE FOOTBALL

Going to be so hype when he makes his debut

lol

WE'RE BACK BOYS

THE EPLEL IS COMING HOME

state of that keeping

WTF LMAO

we're back again we're back again we're back again we're back again we're back again we're back again

how many competition debut goals is that now

What's up with Rashfords head?

manure have found their level

Just imagine if Rashford missed.

FART ON HER FACE

>british goalkeeping

never not a meme

Did lil b curse Rooney

GROLY GROLY

>rooney's touch
every fucking time

Rooney lmfao why he still on

>struggling against a team of carpenters and candlestick makers

good job United

>Rooney. Yet. Again

genuinely lmao at rooney

>rooncuck

>Rooney

Why did he kick that hard?
He could miss that way la

rashford is a 3/10 lads

pity the wag that ends up with him

Rooney confirmed for dropped for next match

I want to try smoking before more shitty laws get passed in a few years.

What brand should I try?

>Wayne Wooden Leg Rooney

Holy shit Rooney fuck off

>rooney at his absolute shittest ever
>still contractually obliged to be played every single game

Have we stopped saying Rppney yet?

rooney is legit shit
i don't mean 'not as good as he was' I mean really, really shit

rooney confirmed not based

>3-1
>struggling

Grory to sir alan frogsun the manchester reds are back in the world cup

think we can genuinely make another one of those rooney highlight videos again

god he is so shit

Can we get Rooney back to fat camp in the states?

Ask for a sample pack at the newsagents. They contain 1 of most of the top brands and quite cheap at that.

who is more of a has been lads rooney or zlatan?

Cobblers skipper Marc Richards - who hit the bar against United in 2004 - is on as the hosts go 4-4-2. Manchester United chuck on Marouane Fellaini.

Lol BBC pulling up the most irrelevant stats

>still contractually obliged to be played every single game
i see this memed a lot but is it actually a real thing?

>Rooney
>Shit for Years
>Zlatan
>Shit for 3 games

My stream's that far behind George Best is still on his first liver.

doesn't even look human

can you think of a better reason for why he's playing?

Haha. McNair just scored again. Why did Man Utd sell him and buy Eric Bailly again?

Rojo has to go.

> Sample pack

wtf is that? A pack of 10? They're banned now anyway, or at least they need to sell the old stock.

No, he has been 'rested' a few times

Rooney is a utter cunt though and probably just moans if he misses one game. He puts himself before the team

Diversity

Werdum?

bailly isn't some lil white boi

maybe zlatan was shit too cant know because he played in french league xD

Keku

rojo more like go home

Young and Valencia are unironically better than Darmian and Fosu-Mensah at RB.

Does United even care anymore? I'm pretty sure they just try to sell shirts at this point. Why the fuck does Rooney play? Jesus Christ.

I normally get cutters choice (extra smooth if you can find it in your area)

>Tfw Fosu-Mensah United career will now be over after his dog shit performance tonight

lel holy shit you weren't joking

>Tfw Fosu-Mensah United career will now be over after his dog shit performance tonight

Looks yummy

Haven't you got a Leeds match to cry at?

Maybe. We don't know. But he keeps fucking playing.

Fuck off Brucey, you cunt

did he beat charlton's record yet?

Fuck off Brucey, you cunt

Manchester United are better than Barcelona, real madrid and bayern muinchen combined and that is a fact. Prove me wrong

>pro-tip: you can't

Seriously, if you still smoke after knowing all the effects and knowing of better alternatives, you really should continue smoking so that you kys and never reproduce.

>worst ham still 0-0 vs part time burger flipping university students

STOP.

Literally called me leeds bandwagoner 3 times this week and I don't even browse your inbred general, fuck

btw, that's another debut goal for rashford. this is his first league cup game

still 4 to go

Is it true that the league cup couldn't get sponsored this year?

>Bailly Jay

>Implying I smoke often
That's just the brand I get when I feel like it

I'd also deny being a Leeds fan if I was a Leeds fan.

People won't stop smoking because of the plain packaging. Stupid pointless law

its sponsored by Evans Fluorescent Lighting

Ibra getting a 4.0 after this

are you the weirdo obsessed with liverpool or is that another gyppo

I'll find you fucker
Probably me

Nah, Golden Virginia is the best to start off with.

If not rollies, then Marlboro Golds or Camel Blues

you mean the romanian that constantly posts the crude gold face?

he does it for every team, not just liverpool. bit sad imo

Thanks la

Benny Golds la

Tbf I'm a bit of an ABL

yeah but desu he lives in romania like youve gotta do something to stop you from killing yourself

stop it rooney it stopped being funny ages ago

missed the game

how are man u playing?

>rooney cross
straight into that defender's shins but at least he ran to get it

They cost £10 a pack here.

Mini cigars are cheap here though, about £4 a tin

shit

but not shit enough to lose

Been dominating throughout the game, but picked up 3 lucky goals

Are you poor?

Literally who can stop us??

been quite comfortable apart from a few periods of northampton pressure. their goal was from shambolic defending from fosu mensah and rojo

Will manu win the leage this year? I bet money on them. Also fuck the mods

Had to bring on Zlatan and Rashford to beat Northampton

Very good, very good Mr. Potter, but...

gonna be another one of those seasons lads

I'm not spending an hour's wage on a pack of fags.

>Alvaro Morata says Manchester United made a £60m bid to sign him this summer but it was his dream to play for Real Madrid.

>Zlatan

No but they might win the championship next year if they keep this form up

Liverpool and their own laziness la

Why hate Leicester?

epic joke mate

are you the fat guy with the ugly mint colour hat?

also no we suck

R*ddit scum desu
danke

It was Chelsea m8... try harder

but it was chelsea

Sometimes I wish I was in America to eat the best fast food that mankind has to offer

>have to bring zlatan on to beat a league 2 side

also it was 70m

Yeah. Mods take the job seriously so I need to stay on topic.

Fug. Hopefully top 3 then

it was chelsea

If this was true United would have signed another Striker alongside Ibra after the deal fell through

might have killed myself if we made it 4 losses in a row, phew

shame

shame

>BBC had a story on their website about how Zidane turned Real into record breakers
>Real draw and fail to break the record
>Story immediately disappears

KEK

Rooney, as usual, was wank.

Drop this cunt.

dont worry Im very close

show feet ellie

if they lose to leicester its still 4 in a row m8, this hardly counted..

This is what Jose said when asked about what he'll expect from Rooney today:

>goals

Bye bye Wayne.

If >mouyes has any ounce of decency left, he'll drop him for the Leicester game after today's performance.

>Rooney
>Fosu-Mensah
>Rojo
>Memepiss

All shown up by a League 1 team.

>Rooney
>Played whole match
>Do fuck all
>Against the Mighty Northampton Hamlet
>Rashford on for 15 mins
>1 goal 1 assist

Why does Payet always ruin all the fun?

Rojo and Memepiss are rotational at least and probably won't play many more games for Manure
Fosu-Mensah is a youngster
Rooney is a constant starter and is shocking

lets hope so
Rojo and Memphis can fuck off too. I gave Memphis way too many chances, he's never going to be good enough. Rojo never was. Fossy-Memestar can grow.
Rooney needs to die.

KeK

out of those I think rojo surprised me most. a world cup finalist constantly getting BTFO down the wing

he's really quite shit

Anyone know how CBJ is doing out on loan? He's at Wolves or something isn't he?

apparently he's doing really well, read some stuff by wolves fans on their forum and they rate him highly

instead we have rojo. fuck me. at least CBJ is getting game time.

according to r/reddevils quite well

Played 2 games (1-1 vs Burton and 2-0 vs Poocastle) and was very impressive.

Why has he only played twice? Injury problems?

>5live blaming mou for rooney playing like shit

Wait, United won? What the fuck.

people calling in or the hosts?

either way, did these people not watch the past three seasons?

The hosts. Saying rooney isn't enjoying it because he's being shunted around and managers should get the blame instead

who do we want?

Oh wait it's steve claridge

take these people out back and shoot them

If Rooney starts the next game then that will prove Mourinho doesn't have the final say in his team selection

pooney will start. guarantee it.

someone make a rooney compilation video for this game?

twitter.com/BSchweinsteiger/status/778699173533093888

Oh Basti :(

poor fucker. mouyes will literally play an out of position 45 year old balding potato who can barely complete 3 passes a game before picking schweinsteiger.

city at home lel

seriously, pace and strength fading with age I can understand, but how do you lose your first touch like that?
it was never that good to begin with but now it's even a sunday league tier touch

streamable.com/qlq2?t=2.0

Why doesn't Mouyes play 4-3-3, would get the most out his midfield

1886Gunners @Timbo_Slice1991 1h1 hour ago
Wayne Rooney is moving into a midfield role because he thinks the opposition fans are calling him a 'fat Granit Xhaka'

>Mouyes
>anything but 4-2-3-1
lmao

He barely had time to react.

>Pep blowing out Mouyes again

Yes fuck yes

>arsenal humour

fellaini is right in front of him, he knows he is about to pass it to him

Fellaini didn't pass. It bounced off the keeper.

>never good to begin with
are you retarded ibrahim rooney used to have goat touch