/epl/

Alright lets just post in this one then

hello where are the mouyes???

>stones
hilarious that he gets paid to do this

>west ham struggling against the least wealthy team in english league football
lyl

Because they're Swansea

>mouyes

what's the name of the tripping-crawling swansea player that was fucking hilarious, need a webm desu

that was halfway between >slip and jones

>alan poopoo

...

pretty happy city got another goal in cause with willy in the goal today wasn't too sure of things

ERIK-Sen-Sen-Sen

SPAIN
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Now sub off De Bruyne again

Garcia stole it off of Nacho's foot the cheeky little shit

I WANNA BE IN THAT NUMBER
WHEN THE DECKS GO MARCHING IN

Jandado time

man a shit half of Sampdoria, a shit half of Anderlecht, and basically a shit City match, fucking cup shit.
Barca - Atletico better be entertaining

this is the point at which 15-16 city would concede, will they hold out?

Imagine not watching the Balotelli show

Kompany trying to impress Pep

Should have watched the United game.

Wait nevermind, they just scored.

ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN ERIKSEN

VINCENT PENSSEN

hope that gets him fucking going now

>actually throwing on fellaini so you can hoof it to him for knockdowns

oh god it pains me to see mou resort to this

>9 wins out of 9

E X P O S E D

Oh well back to irrelevancy we go.

is the city kit aesthetic?

Fellani's awful at headers too

United managers don't seem to realise this

Kompany is not going to start every game for City?

He's doing pretty well actually, for being out of the game for so long

AND I KNOW THAT MY HEART WILL GO ON

>tfw you hear that Payet just showed an exceptional piece of skill but the match isn't covered

Jandado or Penssen?

Against a League 1 team no less.

MOYES' BOY SCORES

no

>lamela trying to pass it in

fucking hell

He is fucking incredible at getting in front of people and chesting it down though.

He certainly has a better chance of starting than Stones after this display

>lets televise an absolute mess of a team just for a 3 second highlight reel piece of skill

hes been injured since the CL semi and stones+otamendi have looked pretty good so far

no, needs to be pink and cyan

he'll have to fight for his spot said Pep, looked solid tonight tho

There's commentary on 5live sports extra if you can listen to that.

>tfw you just reminded me wet spam ARE DRAWING 0-0 WITH ACCRINGTON STANLEY

ACCRINGTON

FUCKING

STANLEY

A E S T H E T I C

does mou even have a fucking strategy? did he have one last year at chelshit? I mean if he does, is it a stealth strategy cause I don't fucking see it

One of those has to be replaced with Kolarov

>new stadium
>we'll have european football
>we got d.payet
>antonio nodding in every cross

who can stop us lads?

magenta, not pink

what stadium is that?

OH LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE YOU MADE A FOOL OF EVERYONE
OH IT LOOKED LIKE SO MUCH FUN UNTIL YOU LOSE EVERYTHING YOU'VE WON

not going to lie, I wanted him gone after last season. Don't know what peps done to him

C A M E R O N
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etihad

>tfw Accrington are actually going to go through

For fuck sake West Ham.

Pretty sure that is >us now. Or at least until the Qatari BR gets approved by the FA.

>that rashford goal

top kek, the state of lower league goalkeeping

Just listening to the West Ham game on the radio and I was wondering why it sounds like the commentators are miles from the pitch, then I remembered.

I just tried a new soft prince soft&choc "cookie" and it was fucking disgusting lads

media preparing 100s of articles about how hes the second coming as we speak

>the state of lower league goalkeeping

He already picked up a back pass.

Etihad

Even Sterling looks like a far less talented Messi at times, just needs to work on his finishing. Wish he'd sub De Bruyne off, no point now risking it

>assist and a goal against the hometown of most man u fans
Oh boy rashford hype train is restarted

the same keeper who was in the thai prostitute video at leicester lel

Yay brahim's coming on

how do we penalize janssen's name, like with soldado?

penssen? it doesn't work as well

>le next messi man coming on

>WASN'T TOO LONG AGO THAT HE WAS DRIBBLING, THEY KEEP GETTING YOUNGER
What commentary

janspen?

Janssenalty.

Jannalty

penalsen sounds fine

Jandado obviously

janspen

HE DEM MOYES BOY HE DEM MOYES BOY HE DEM MOYES BOY HE DEM MOYES BOY HE DEM MOYES BOY HE DEM MOYES BOY HE DEM MOYES BOY HE DEM MOYES BOY HE DEM MOYES BOY HE DEM MOYES BOY HE DEM MOYES BOY HE DEM MOYES BOY

Jannsspen of course

Guys why haven't Accrington let West Ham win? Did no one tell them West Ham are a big club?

this 2bh

I like this

Can City win Barcelona?

>Paddy Mcnair has two goals

diaz will score a hattrick la

APOLOGISE TO MOYES

>hurr durr it's my daily angry shitpost

I'm listening on West Ham's site
Apparently Payet keeps creating huge chances.
Masuaku and Lanzini are doing great too.

NKoudou? More like LiterallyWho

pleb

JOSH
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J O S H
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Do you lads think Pogba's upset that United outbid the other clubs trying to sign him?

Pochettino will lead us to the CL title la's

I'm listening on 5live, West Ham don't sound nearly as good as that description.

Sounds like they are missing a fair few chances though.

>us

Damn the average age of this Spurs side must be in the very low 20's. Their other 11 too is young as fuck. They just sold a bunch of young players this summer too.

I wonder if we'll see much activity from them in future transfer windows.

LAMELA

SOMEONE STOP THEM

THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD

he'll be allowed to have an opinion on anything when he gets a goal or assist this season

>tfw darts CL this weekend

#prayforgills

>Gillingham in charge of retaining their dignity

>us

what part of manchester are you from?

Hoping Spurs don't ease off the breaks out of respect

>I'm back home
youtube.com/watch?v=bS60fjD00NM

Spurs have found their level then

how close to full strength is this swansea team?

G I L L
L I V E S
M A T T E R

>imagine being able to watch and support English football without having to live in that shithole

What position do you play at Spurs f a m?

Good post

The tempo seems to have slowed down
The players have a hard time scoring, same problem as ever

>Its on the BBC

Better than a shit stream I guess

navas is woeful

>yfw Navas is Spanish for woeful

wew lad

jesus

JUST

I wish they would sort the defence out, it has been shit for years.

Manchester's own Tosin Adarabioyo

sing along if you know the words

>we're goooonnnaaa something
>we're goooonnnaaa something
>something something something something something
>something something something
>something something something
>we're gonna win something something

MARCUS

MOTHERFUCKER

EDWARDS

toasted arabiata

sorry gills, you don't deserve this

I don't think we've put enough focus on the fact that West Ham is unironically going to tie at home to Accrington Stanley
Thank you

City's gonna field a better team this weekend against swansea right, cause this has been dreadful, knew they were gonna score

what?

They never nearly scored there, some sort of scramble in the box.

Now they're down to 10 men though, christ.

>only conceded 5
Lestah conceded 4 yesterday la

this is citys c team at best

West Ham down to ten men after an injury, used all their subs.

holy shit is vinny off the pitch? oh god no

What the fuck is Kompany doing?

>ywn have 30,000 grown men cheer you on as a 17 year old professional footballer

lel Kompany ded

I hope Masuaku will be fine after this match

Fortunately Arbeloa is experienced, he could play as a left back

This match is worrying

E D W A R D S
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kompany's just realised he's late for match of the day

Accrington are worn out, they won't make it through 30 minutes of extra time, even against 10 men.

Being a Gills fan is the highest form of suffering, I thank you for your sympathies.

Yeah but that was against Chelsea, this is Tottenham we're on about they're dogshit

>komps dead

fug sake knew it was going to happen as well

wow rude

He wasn't even limping and left them short a man on corners, hope Pep has a go at him for that

>GOAL - Fulham 1-2 Bristol City
>Tammy Abraham

kek

>Letting a woman score against you

Payet free kick incoming

I'm looking foward to the threads. BBC during Lakeside is not too bad imo.

lel

Walkes?

PAYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

>West Ham beat the mighty Accrington Stanley in injury time

good call

wew

it went in

Fucking Payet, without him Wet Spam would be mid table in the Championship

Here's to hoping they make it to penalties. West Ham's got Zaza in the lineup, it would be a meme and a half if he missed.

THANK YOU PAYET YOU STUPID FUCKS

>THAT FUCKING BUBBLE MACHINE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY TAMMY

FUCKING GOAT WHY DID HE GET LOANED OUT

Fuck

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Bilic saving his skin there.

Embarrassing to have to scrape past Liverpudlian Milk FC in that fashion.

Marcus Goatwards

all these spurs debuts today

the academy of future hull midfielders just never stops

good one lad

Post images of Kompany's calf

Thanks. One of many ideas churning out of my head

hull defenders too

Remember all those Arsenal youth players like...

ranieri out y/n

why do you think poch like them so young?

really makes you think

shame to bring edwards on when the game is dead

would be better to see him when we were really going for it so he could actually be involved

he likes his rent boys

Don't worry lad, we are going to be seeing much, much more of him in the coming years

>STOKE

Messiwards

Why thou

Good night guys
It was a great evening

Nice smash-and-grab.

Markus Henriksen is going to be an absolute beast, I know it.

MARKUS MARKUS MARKUS

but i'm impatient :(

uff nearly a goal for him that would have been great

bloody hell

carroll you fucker

for a 17 year old edwards sure looks decent

dunno why tom carroll is still at spurs though. he will never make it and he must realise that

You-know-who wants to turn a profit

didn't watch the manure game. how bad was pooney lads?

his assist for mason's goal was sublime

as was maloney's for henriksen

you think this guy will be back on the roads of Staffordshire any time soon

pretty terrible. missed an open net

So now all the Round 4 (group of 16) teams are decided. There is no seeding for this round.

Arsenal (1)
Chelsea (1)
Leeds United (2)
Liverpool (1)
Newcastle United (2)
Norwich City (2)
Preston North End (2)
Reading (2)
Bristol City (2)
Manchester United (1)
Sunderland (1)
Southampton (1)
Hull City (1)
Manchester City (1)
Tottenham Hotspur (1)
West Ham United (1)

The (1) indicates they are in the Premier League, the (2) indicates they are in the FL Championship

Payet goal WOW

>no (3)
sad

This pic isn't real right? Sure things are looking grim, and they'll probably keep looking grim as long as Hughes is there tbf, but this is WAY too premature. He's worked wonders to both their play-style but also results wise so far, and he should be given at least until Christmas before the Steak fans start bullying him.

When's the blooming draw chaps?

West Ham is pretty much a (3) without Payet

>city that low
>poocastle that high
>bumderland ahead of anyone

Sweet dreams, fäm. Going off the grid too.

Yeah, my mate's a Stoke supporter and they're all foaming at the mouth already on the Oatcake website. Unlucky to lose Butland for so long though.

>city united
>liverpool spurs
>west ham chelsea

oh baby

Now

Pool Spuds
Manc Derby
Chelski West Ham

ranieri out, levein in

West Ham vs Chelsea
Man Utd vs Man City
Arsenal vs Reading
Liverpool vs Tottenham
Bristol City vs Hull City
Leeds vs Norwich
Newcastle vs Preston

>Liverpool vs Tottenham

That was from when he was appointed.

No, really: bbc.co.uk/sport/football/22710396

Some great ties there. Just a shame it's a pointless shit tier competition.

Shit, I missed one

West Ham vs Chelsea
Man Utd vs Man City
Arsenal vs Reading
Liverpool vs Tottenham
Bristol City vs Hull City
Leeds vs Norwich
Newcastle vs Preston
Southampton vs Sunderland

How many goals will Liverpool beat Spuds by? I'm thinking at least 3

Confirmed? some top games there, shame Chelsea one won't be televised.

>arsenal getting a free pass
boooooooooooooooooooring

it's literally better than the fa cup t b h

>tfw Utd vs City
>let the butthurt continue

They'd have to score 6 goals to manage that

i hope he kept hold of it, will come in useful again pretty soon

>West Ham vs Chelsea
1-3
>Man Utd vs Man City
1-2
>Arsenal vs Reading
2-0
>Liverpool vs Tottenham
3-2
>Bristol City vs Hull City
0-1
>Leeds vs Norwich
1-2
>Newcastle vs Preston
2-1

the next tie is between champions league weeks, united might have a chance if city have to rest a few

>liverpool A
>fenerbahce H
>chelsea A
>city H

christ

>nodge ahead of manure, soton and shitty
at least you put arsenal top. only thing you got right tbqh

LWDL

The Butland loss is bad but playing Shay Given every game is surely worse.

Their complete lack of defensive strength nowadays is shocking to watch. Those first two goals on Sunday against Palace were embarrassing.

Arsenal
Chelsea
Man City
Liverpool
Hull
Norwich
Newcastle
Southampton

If >we beat Liverpool, I'm bragging to all my mates who support them. If >we lose, I'll say it's a pointless competition.

It's a win-tie situation
>Not having faith in the cocks

there is literally no excuse in the premier league for going into a new season without a proper second choice keeper, he was dire towards the end of last season too

>no meme predictions

W
W
W
W

decent ellie

According to a Stoke fan on here, Haugaard has been a liability in every game he's played and Grant has been notable for clangers too.

Still doesn't validate playing a 40 year old in goal every week.

sorry

>Liverpool vs Tottenham
4-1

>United away
lel

Well at least it's easier than spurs

>If >we beat Liverpool

no

That's correct tho

>those ties
>better final than the fa cup last year
Why do people dislike this cup?

>tfw no new friends nearby since i moved to my own place
>tfw literally nothing to do in the city
>tfw have to get up early to get to work every morning
>tfw not enough money to go out to make some friends because rent is 16 million zimbawian dindins for a chinese-tier size flat
>tfw no gf

Life is literally suffering

Anyone watch the Sunderland game today? How did Denayer do, was he playing right back again?

played em off the park without Aguero, Kompany and Gundogan

I'm fairly confident the lads can cope

Chelsea
Manchester City
Arsenal
Liverpool
Hull City
Norwich City
Newcastle
Southampton

Only by Liverpool's memey standards of stuffing good teams.

more than likely just playing devil's advocate

I can dream, can't I? Plus, it's basically a battle of reserve players anyway

>spurs
>good team

City fan here

I think atm I'd genuinely prefer to play United over spuds and liverpool

Weird times

shame we can't just recreate this now that rooney's shit

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why do city always get an easy draw?

DAS IT MANE

>finished higher than liverpoo every year since you were 12

...

West Ham vs Chelsea in a stadium with no police and very little stewards who understand what they are doing

Are we about to see London riot 2016

Nah, plastic teams like that don't really have passionate fans

>you will never be as swarthy as mane

Feels bad man

Likely to have scored at least 10 goals in all comps by the end of September. It'll be a shame if Bristol City aren't pushing for playoffs with a player like that. No clean sheets yet though.

@JPercyTelegraph
Francesco Guidolin on the brink after Swansea target Ryan Giggs as new manager #swans

this is the year swansea get relegated

maybe 190kg will finally find a noose that can support his weight

>swansea get bought by murrikans
>immediately go to shit
WHAT A COINCIDENCE

I love /epl/ lads.

dahoud to anfield when

maybe when you meet m'gladbach in the europa league next season mate

January

>2 games left til the next International break

NO NO NO NO

Didn't even watch any football today, was too depressed

Who won?

Tottenham C

Football won

Oh fucking hell

highlights on channel 5 right now

LLWL
Good times

How long before jose implodes United?

Good, I support them

5 weeks

I don't support spurs, that was an accident

fuck off yid

>Channel 5 commentary

Don't die on me /epl/

>mfw FA's trying to milk money out of even the irrelevant cup

Please

>milk money out of the milk cup

POTTERY

>Reading will play Arsenal in EFL

Oh god. I can't wait for this. We'll get pay back for 2014/15.

What's wrong with that? Cred Forums only considers the EPL Title and Champions League as relevant anyway.

Van Gaal's 2.0 won't submit so meekly

That's literally always been the point of it.

Trip on faggot

even Winks looked better than Carroll today

No.

Who the fuck doesn't think the draw is fixed? >We've got to play the customers away AGAIN.

Can't wait for this shit to happen in the FA cup as well.

Never. Guardiola already has his eye on him, Hazard and Christensen.

Imagine how much money the first derby brought in if in made them rig the fucking league cup

I really doubt that they would compromise the integrity and prestige of the League Cup by rigging the draw.

United customers paying to see their team get fucked
Is that cucking?

yeah winks was great 2bh. pretty much flawless performance

but carroll is just such a nothing. needs to be sold to hull or west brom immediately

Friendly reminder that only 30% of English Premier League players are actually English.
30 (THIRTY) % (Percent)
Let that sink in.

What's your point?

More than I expected tbf

English football is dead and you have no reason to be proud of "your" league.

Not sure exactly who this post is directed at but I doubt you'll find them in this thread buddy.

>English football is dead because there aren't enough English players in the PL
Ground-breaking conclusion, did you come up with it all by yourself?

Fair enough, Freundchen.
I'll leave you to it, then.

I'm gonna forward it to the FA desu. They'll probably hire me as a consultant.

The next shitpost I make will be from my plush new office at St. George's Park.

>proud of "your" league
who the fuck is proud of a league? i don't support a league lad, i support a team. find all the 'my league is better than your league' stuff a bit ridiculous desu. la liga is shit though.

i wonder if big sam has installed a carvery yet

>who the fuck is proud of a league?
You guys used to be when English teams were actually competitive in the CL.

kek no klaus

everyone wanted the english teams to lose in the CL. why would you want your rival teams to win the CL?

>why would you want your rival teams to win the CL?
For shitposting purposes, really. Don't act like you wouldn't greentext Bundes or La Liga if your league was still the best in the world.

we greentext them anyway. but its nowhere near as fun as greentexting our own leagues other teams

I can't believe that there's no picture of him in line at a carvery.

>La Liga

Yeah, this is all about La Liga I'm sure.

Also, are there even any Premier League club supporters in the thread right now? I'm not one.

yeah this. when english teams i don't support are playing i'm hoping they get humiliated

Same. Couldn't give a fuck about the coefficient, plus fewer CL slots could make the league more competitive

im cumming lads

When people start talking about leagues instead of the club they support I always assume that they must be fans of the club or one of the pair of clubs which dominate that league.

I mean, would anyone put money on the German lad here being a Schalke fan?

The last time England did well at the World Cup was when we were banned from Europe.

I used to prefer English teams in Europe, the UEFA changed the rules and we don't have to worry about coefficient anymore.

Lads, the other /epl/ is outliving us

I'll never understand why new threads aren't linked in the old ones

What?

I'm talking about getting payback for this

youtube.com/watch?v=KHgyKJc2zJM

Will Mouyes survive the month?