/heem/: laughing edition

what were they doing here?

I have my first fight coming up on Friday, my opponent is 1-0 and he's an all natural vegan athlete. From what I've been told he's going to be coming into the fight fully carbed up, having consumed at least thirty bananas in the hours prior.

Give it to me straight, /heem/... do I even stand a chance?

who da phattes azz MMA bish b??

im skeezin dat andrade ho like cray nomsayin

what a literal 10 out of 10 fighter

can't wait for her to be champ

you need to call durianrider immediately

I dont post in Heem, do you guys have TUF watchthreads?

Anyone else sick of this woman's antics?

oh fugg i completely forgot it was on, thanks bro

Like 3 or 4 of us will comment here.

No. Joanna a cute.

I'm watching it on FirstRowSports

A couple of people watch it within the threads but we don't have gamethreads.
I'm personally not really a fan of TUF, too much drama mixed with too little action

but she is a jewish.

i missed TUF, how was it

UFC 205 news

mmajunkie.com/2016/09/edgar-vs-stephens-boetsch-vs-natal-other-bouts-confirmed-for-ufc-205

mmajunkie.com/2016/09/report-after-missed-contract-deadline-for-ufc-205-alvarez-vs-nurmagomedov-targeted-for-ufc-206

Alvarez not main eventing UFC 205, assuming they'll make Weidman-Romero the official main event

Just started, m80

JUst started watching last week, ondemanded the first couple episodes. Tje last TUF I watched was when Blake Bowman/Mac Danzig/CB Dolloway was on. When Blake BOwman used to post on sherdog.

fuck this thread moves fast

Thank you for you're service.

Shelton is beating Sherbatov guys

The official main event will be tyron vs wonderboy

post gay fighters. preferably closeted.

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>25 years old
>4 kids

lmao this fucking idiot

i thought shelton was a lahteeno

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Forgot about that being discussed for the card, for some reason
Weidman-Romero will likely be comain if it happens, then

All of them you weirdo

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Taima lied to me, the cunts

>On “UFC Tonight” on FS1, Megan Olivi reported Alvarez had missed the contract deadline for the bout to go down at UFC 205, which takes place Nov. 12 at Madison Square Garden in New York City.

Holy shit wot

Looks like they're ingesting cannabis through a large marijuana cigarette if you know what I am referring to

Holy shit those poor white parents

replied to the wrong guy

fixed

who is you're favourite 125 pound fighter?

thanks for the you

russian guy looks like a goblin

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gsp

Anyone play UFC 2 here? I don't understand how I can dominate statistically, win every single round yet somehow the decision goes to them.

Some kind of McGregor bias from the judges.

>euphoria.webm

I'VE BECOME SO NUMB

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I CAN'T FEEL YOU THERE

who is you're favourite fighter?

Rory MacDonald

labrada is god tier broteen shake

Khabib Abdulmanapovich Nurmagomedov

I loved playing around with Euphoria in GTAIV. If you clipped a rolling vehicle just right while walking down an incline you could Euphorically locomote for a solid 30 seconds. Was a bit disappointed to see Red Dead Redemption had it toned down quite significantly (maybe it didn't even use Euphoria, it's been years). Do games still use it? I was under the impression not a lot of games use it due to steep licensing fees.

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I like Wise Southslice

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>this cunt hating Mighty Meme
Tim Elliot is my anti boy

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god I want to taste katie nolans pussy

If you get taken down a lot and arent in top position for most of it and they spam sub attempts itll weigh big time against you

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Neato. Kimura with the legs, never saw that before

Is Sambo just a mixture of wrasslin and judo and shit?

any updates regarding the state of UFC 205: THE CARD?

Yes, Combat sambo also allows strikes.

started in sambo and its pretty popular in the current judo meta cause of Russian judoka/samboist

Wonderboy-Woodley likely main event instead of Romero-Weidman

What the fugg, that's a crazy fuckin move right there. Honestly seems like it would be easy to snap a grown man's arm in half with it even unintentionally.

Everything gets announced at a press conference on Tuesday

>I don't care if Aldo systematically shuts him down for 5 rounds, he'll never erase his 13 second loss. It's obvious who the better fighter is guys!

BREAKING NEWS LADS

mmafighting.com/2016/9/21/13011368/derek-brunson-gets-quick-turnaround-faces-robert-whittaker-at-ufc

That's a good fight right there.

Thanks, still seems a fair ppv. Boetsch vs Natal should be bloodfest guaranteed.

And this is far better than 205. Whittaker decissioned Natal. Don't sleep on aussiebro, /heem/. Brunson is a MUNSTER.

Great month of november to come eitherway.
Thanks based god of the MMAyyy.

sorta but they have a ban on chokes and no guard work. But allow a slew of leglocks and armlocks.

Combat sambo is the grappling of sport sambo with strikes even though chokes are allowed because of the choke ban the meta game of sambo is weak to choke offense and defense.

In terms of development a lot of Russian eastern block grapplers focus on one or the other (in regards to picking sambo or judo) but there is so much crossover that people wind up dabbling in both. Its funny the number 1 ranked sambo guy in Russia is a scrub in Russia's judo scene but the best Russian judoka struggles at sambo's scene, it just really depends on what one wants to specialize in to get good, even with the similarities

Gave up on that trash, every cunt just spams knees from thai clinch & takedowns to win, everyone fights the exact same way.

Ben Sanders attempted to do it a few times, but never was able to land it cleanly, i think out of the 3 times he attempted it he was able to sweep the guy ones, all the sweat and the lack of gi makes it harder to land it cleanly

>Giving up guard for a guillotine
The BJJ Practitioner in me hurts. Especially since I learnt how to finish a really good one this week.

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ALDO IS DUCKING HOLLOWAY

youtube.com/watch?v=anBQii5iOBU
youtube.com/watch?v=anBQii5iOBU
youtube.com/watch?v=anBQii5iOBU
youtube.com/watch?v=anBQii5iOBU

OPEN YOUR EARS AND LISTEN TO HIS GODDAMN INTERVIEWS
UPC
ULTIMATE PICKING CHAMPIONSHIP
THAT'S ALL BULLSHIT

youtube.com/watch?v=anBQii5iOBU
youtube.com/watch?v=anBQii5iOBU
youtube.com/watch?v=anBQii5iOBU

His low kicks must be fucking brutal .

Rare Goobz

The photoshoots for the upcoming Invicta card are quite fun
instagram.com/invictafc/

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One more, can't help myself

stop

crybaby beat the russian

why does everyone hate this guy?
I've seen a few interviews and he seems like a pretty cool dude
Am I crazy Cred Forums?
Am I the only Woodley fan out there?

mah girl
also whats with tron background?

>the guy's face
wew

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anyone who doesn't like him is obviously racist

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I dont like him because of his skin color desu lad

She looks comfy af

Forrest Griffin @ForrestGriffin
As you can plainly see I just don't know how to party
twitter.com/ForrestGriffin/status/778790972914216960

he seems cool but then he pulls shit like this
i also saw an article unironically accusing the UFC of racism
don't want to link it for views
mmamania.com/2016/9/21/13000230/ufc-humiliates-tyron-woodley-twitter-disrespected-stephen-thompson-welterweight-mma

lol spergy

nice

what's with the background, looks like a 80s neon movie

Excited for her Invicta debut. Will she become the next big thing? Will Tiffany "Timebomb" Van Soest be fighting Joanna in two years??

>Women's MMA
>Hip throws

Yes

In the title eliminator to fight Andrade

Hey lads super keen to go the Fight Nite in November over here but I don't have any friends who would pay for a PPV let alone a ticket to the event
Is it cool if I go by myself to enjoy some live fites

Her and Dern can fight for the most overrated prospect belt

lmao we bullied him into sperging less in the OP

keep it up lads there's still progress to be made

how many average, zero training 20-35 year old males could these 4 men destroy before being overwhelemd?
over 100?

Shut up you did nothing. Go to sleep

Something wrong with you, bud

*
>politely asked him to slightly alter his template
goof

>ooga booga gimme dem supafites I a good boy an I deserve it

Paige trying to head and arm throw Rose and failing terribly - probably due in large part to Rose's new short hair - was a treat to watch.
There's some good level changing girls though, Esparza does some real clean wrestling when she actually gets in on the legs from her (inefficient) outside shots.

>slightly

lmao

>nothing

lmao

>wrong

lmaooo

Well I don't keep up with ufc's promotions
If this is something they do a lot, and tyron's the only one to say something it's not a good look
But if this is something the UFC doesn't usually do then I don't see anything wrong with woodley addressing it
Either way I don't think this is all that egregious

twitter.com/bisping/status/778795119818395650

Your not allowed to be racist on Cred Forums lad

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haha wtf still using beats in 2016?
the state of bong technology

you did fuckin nutting

it's him making a big deal out of a very mundane thing and making himself out as a victim for no reason
not a very likable thing to do as a professional desu

*vroom vroom*

Lel Ireland

Have you ever seen a very young Conor McGregor tell everyone that nobody can take his knockout power, get a boner during the staredown, and then wrestlefuck his opponent to a decision?

youtube.com/watch?v=s2Ao-bypdmU

Sorry, /f1g/ is thataway

does this even work ?

exclusive footage of adan having fun with his dad

youtube.com/watch?v=oyYcfyA03ew

twitter.com/TWooodley/status/778797081251057664

no i think it's just a meme

Of course not

>getting BTFO'd by me

>again

gonna need zoom ins on that pink boner bloomers

Alright guys listen up, I just started doing this really important shit, which means I'm not going to be around to make the OP anymore, I'm just way way too fucking busy with all this important shit I'm doing

Anyway, I'm going to get back to doing this super duper important shit, so just so you guys know, I'm not going to be posting here as often anymore, due to how much important shit I have, so just keep in mind that whatever OP is probably being made is not very likely to actually be me doing the posting, because I'm really really busy lately

Just keeping you guys in the loop, I know how important my OPs are for everyone around here, I just wanted to make sure you guys all knew how busy I am, and that I also won't be making the OP very often, thank you.

Two weeks in a row. Nice job, lad. Have a Megan.

>2nd round rnc
>decision

Just fuck off already homo.

got you with the tweest yo

lol Rivera BTFO'd me on the cleveland card

Cred Forums is the only place left you're allowed to be racist

Well then delete that Megan and never speak to me or my son ever again

Oh yeah? Well... I think Irish history is shit, and gay.

better carb the fuck up

Hey guys calm down a little

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At least I thought I did

I won 202 as well, if anything you still owe more Megans bud

is this legal under usada/fighter code of conduct?

youtube.com/shared?ci=5_C_zvI8Nk8

>spinning shit unrelated

you're just mad because St.Paddy told all the creepy crawlies to fuck off

Okay bud, but I'm cutting you off after this.

beg me

its a tweet man
he wrote under 140 characters about it
you wrote more than that in your first reply to me

8:17 "you look soft"

No different than those performance-enhancing necklaces that were all the rage in the MLB a while back. Athletes are so insanely competitive that all it takes is one guy to do something & everyone else will jump on the bandwagon just to avoid losing a .000001% edge.

>these goofs think cupping is a meme

It's legit af senpai

thanks man

wtf rumble has a sleeve, you'd never know

Cupping is for my balls

CUTE

How about the squeeze and pull?

Conor will duck Aldo 4ev

I'm a clean and jerk man myself.

mfw they're both just fucking awful

IT IS ALL OVER

twitter.com/MeganOlivi/status/778808328776331264

THAT'S A WRAP FOLKS

KHABIB NURMAGOMEDOV
BY TKO

ANTHONY RUMBLE JOHNSON IS THE NEW! UFC, LIGHT HEAAAAAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION

HEAD KICK KNOCKOUT FOR STEPHEN THOMPSON

DAN HENDERSON HAS DONE IT AGAIN
>Bisping's still out Mike, the commission doctor is attending to him, he still hasn't gotten up onto his stool
AND HERE'S YOUR METRO MOVE OF THE FIGHT

MICHEAL BISPING HAS KNOCKED OUT DAN HENDERSON IN JUST 12 SECONDS!

CONOR MCGREGOR IS A TWO WEIGHT WORLD CHAMPION!

BRENDAN SCHAUB IS THE NEW LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION

TONY FERGUSON STOPS RAFAEL DOS ANJOS IN THE FIRST ROUND!

Inside leg kick

>cyborg via heem
>barao via dec
>nelson via heem
>trinaldo via dec
>santos via heem
>pepe via heem tappy

What a slut

ARTEM LOBOV HAS KNOCKED OUT EDDIE ALVAREZ IN THE FIRST ROUND, OH.MY.GOODNESS.

Cristiane Justino
Renan Barão
Roy Nelson
Francisco Trinaldo
Thiago Santos
Godofredo Pepey

>Justino
>Barão
>Nelson
>Felder
>Santos
>Pepey

why the fuck did wme keep dana? hes fucking up huge cards and losing stars fast to bellator.

fuck usada too

>CRITsiane
>Barao
>Nelson
>Felder
>Santos
>de la torre

like ur mom

Fuck Joe silva too. I'm glad he's gone. idk what the repercussions of him leaving are going to be in terms of the fights but listening to what Iaquinta was saying I'm glad he's out. I hope Al gets what he wants and gets to keep fighting.

One body shot and you'll be on the floor vomiting blood, so watch your mouth bud

leave him alone asshole, we dont tolerate bullying around here

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it's gonna be worse than bullying when your pea head clatters off the cement

>tfw i can heem every here

hey listen to me pal, dont make me cuss, you wont like me when i cuss and blow you out the water okay?

>top jokes by muritards
laughing my ass of...

>Russia always mad because hes gay living under Putin

>0 Russian champs

Yikes!

Dana doesn't actually make the big fight signing decisions. He's a showrunner, but he doesn't determine what the show is.

JO-SAY ALDO GETS HIS BELT BACK...AND TAKES HIS REVENGE ON THE NOTORIOUS CONOR MCGREGOR

no idea, he seems pretty alright to me

>pulls shit like this

Woodley pulled shit???
That's Dana being a bitch again.
Dana treated GSP like shit for years until he finally walked, he treated Brock like shit, he walked.
He disrespects his own fighters so much it's disgusting.
He fucks them on their pay out of view of the public, and then pretends he gives out secret "locker-room bonuses", etc.
Remember how he used to say he'd beat the shit out of Tito back in the day? LOL!
He's a complete douche and Woodley is right. I hope Woddley walks without even defending.
All those guys should fuck off to Bellator and Dana will be left promoting tiny guys and women's mma, they way he did after Brock and GSP said fuck you to him.

Pride >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> UFC

no, obviously not

and this guy is trolling:

>Remember how he used to say he'd beat the shit out of Tito back in the day? LOL!
He did though, they sparred and that's how Tito's skull got cracked.

great shit, all of it

thank you

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daily reminder that PED's give you heart disease

also: they way he wears his hair -- is that a legit fashion in the USA, a gay thing, what?

It just isn't something I've seen in Canada or Europe for a long time and I can't tell what image he's going for.

its legit fashion for 2nd graders in 2005, he just hasn't changed his hair since then

>Dad I'm gonna lose the spikes
>No you're not
>Sorry dad, h-haha

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DREAM reem would murder that fag

No, for some reason Sage is stuck in the late 90s early 2000s. It's really weird desu.

youtube.com/watch?v=LicYsPguV74

PROTECT GOOBY AT ALL COSTS

So are we going to see Gooby vs Aldo II
I'm ok with this, but I had kinda gotten hyped about the Alvarez fight already.
Oh well

Daily heeminder that Mighty Mouse has finished 3 of his last 5 (and it would have been 4 if Ali wasnt on PEDs) while jon Jones has only finished 1 of his last five (and the one was against an undersized and overmatched Chael Sonnen)

The guy didn't even read the article, Conor says he's fine

espn.com/mma/story/_/id/17607374/dana-white-tells-ufc-tonight-injured-conor-mcgregor-unlikely-fight-ufc-205

espn.com/mma/story/_/id/17607374/dana-white-tells-ufc-tonight-injured-conor-mcgregor-unlikely-fight-ufc-205

espn.com/mma/story/_/id/17607374/dana-white-tells-ufc-tonight-injured-conor-mcgregor-unlikely-fight-ufc-205

This motherfucker cant even say Nurmagomedov right

>there are people browsing /heem/ right now who think conor wasnt getting dp'd by artem and gunnar nelson during training camps

ummm I doubt he really wrote this

propably some fuckboi that is in charge of his social media and his PR

he did write it. as a fighter he's 100% based but at the end of the day you have to remember that he is irish.

The Irish are god forsaken people. They're an island- they were always surrounded by fish. But they were too stupid to fish. So they starved from lack of potatoes.

>3 belts
>0 title defenses

Defend this

Jesus, Conor's legs are permafucked. ACL, knee cartillage, shine fracture from the looks of it. Potato genes are the pits.

m.soundcloud.com/fighterandthekid/episode-188-jonathan-kite

Starts a little after 1:18.00

Apparently Eddie asked for more money and Joe Silva threw a hissy fit and pulled the fight. Then gave Eddie Khabib. Also talks about Wiedman holding out because of the Al Iaquinta situation. Sounds like the fighters asking for more and the UFC showing them who the real boss is. This sucks.

>Conor-Aldo 2 happens
>Aldo spams leg kicks to shut down Conor's mewvment and do damage
>Conor collapses and the fight is declared a TKO win for Aldo due to leg kicks

Goobs is fine lads

based big joey silver putting the normies in their place

>Weidman refuses to fight
>Mousasi-Romero made instead
>Winner fights Jacare for the belt

i have a very good source that says conor can't walk and has to train in a wheelchair

I just finished tonight's episode of TUF and I think this is the best thing that ever happend to the FW division. Every fucking fight has been finished, and all the guys look like MUUUNSTERS. Like for real, some of the last few seasons of the show have been shit, but this is pretty good.

3 record setting PPVs in a row

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Who was fighting here?

conor isn't totally honest about his health. remember during the chad mendez fight he said he tore 80 fucking percent of his acl? now he's doing fine after two wars with nate? he was either lying then or he's lying now. regardless- he cant be trusted on this one.

Is this MMA kino?
youtube.com/watch?v=-jpwxh_tQmU

this may be the most pointless movie concept i've ever seen

no, this is.

youtube.com/watch?v=W18W9EKPZC8

>still fuming over him beating Lawler
Fight was ages ago just let it go

youtube.com/watch?v=M4L6ruTF5qE

is conor missing his chance of ever being a 2 div champ here?

if kahbib beats eddie he'll never become lw champion

>now he's doing fine after two wars with nate?
Stem cells friendo

Here's a statement that's gonna blast me up the arse in a couple years time probably
Right now, Khabib is less proven than Conor

THIS is

m.youtube.com/watch?v=4EUC9VD8PZM

Iaquinta complained about stem cells not working for him didn't he? Part of why he was sidelined for so long.

this seems like the kind of movie it would be smarter to wait for until the guy's career is over. I mean, jose has a hell of a life story, being born in the favela and fighting his way to greatness and all, but like, the dued still has several years worth of fighting left to do. Like, imagine if they made Ali's movie right after his second fight with Frasier.

>Khabib isn't proven
I mean, maybe if you have ridiculous standards. We've seen him against enough good opponents to know what he's capable of.

Opponent wise yes.

>. We've seen him against enough good opponents to know what he's capable of.
We haven't seen him against a single elite striker, he refused Barboza. Haven't seen him against someone really good off their back either, part of what made him and Tony so interesting.

Dos Anjos

Here, lemme try

>We've never seen _______ against a sambo champion with the caliber of wrestling that Khabib has

Insert literally anybody he hasn't fought yet.

He certainly wasn't at the time.

Dos Anjos has always been very high level in jiu jitsu

Well we saw Khabib lose to Glieson Tibau so clearly Sambo at that level isn't undefeatable.

Thought you meant striking, yeah but he still isn't as good off his back as someone like Nate or Tony

Tibau has grand wizard tier takedown D

One of Khabib's worst matchups

Okay, so anybody with losses is unproven.

No, he's better than both on the ground, 3rd degree black belt

You're not making a clear point. Khabib isn't proven against certain types of opponents and we now know that his style isn't undefeatable because he's been beaten.

When have you seen RDA submit anyone off his back. RDA primarily uses his jiu jitsu for top control and grappling dominance, completely different from the way Nick or Tony use theirs.

Nigger, every thing you're saying also applies to the people who fight him. "Conor isn't proven against somebody like Khabib and we know his style isn't unbeatable because he's been beaten."

Tibau was a good vet on a shit ton of roids and a monster weight cut on top of that. Khabib was 21. The result? Almost a stale mate. A robbery in the sense a split decision went the wrong way.

Conor got manhandled by fucking Mendes

Khabib would wrestlefuck him to death

So is Aldo a welterweight in this movie?

>judo and sambo webms
one of the few good things /asp/ had before The Fall.

Lansberg
Barao
Nelson
Trinaldo
Santos
Pepey

why would anyone believe schaub

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Streaming a shitload of bangers on heemstream

Got a huge playlist of spice

Filthycasuals
.tv

With chat, get in here goofs.

Also taking requests.
>playlist related

>MAKE ME MONEY
Yeah nah mate

>brock and gsp said fuck you to him
neither of them left because of him
what are you talking about

what?

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There's only one

Cro cop still needs money? Sad

I dont find her cute but seeing her bang someone like brock or jon jones would be entertaining as fuck

any particular reason why i was banned from chat?

What name? and maybe for not using the red filter

One of the admins is an autist

Rumble would make a really good drag queen.

I was McGooby

I said Lon sounded like Norman Chad

it was a joke because Lon commentates poker with Norm Chad, insta banned

Ur unbanned just use the red filter (click the pound sign then the red square) when discussing mma.
It triggers a jealous admin

>tfw lithcuck spins on your guard

>just use the red filter (click the pound sign then the red square) when discussing mma.
>It triggers a jealous admin

thx m8

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Np bud
Lemme know if u got any requests

It's 5:08AM est. I hope you are all sober, employed, and ready to train. Get after it today, heemsters.

JUST LIKE THAT, CRUZ WINS BY DECISION!

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Execute all bullies.

i executed your mums nutsack with my tongue last night cunt

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Bully detected. I hope you know you will pay for this one way or another. One day you'll meet a bigger and stronger guy who's gonna fuck you up.

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Do you guys ever worry about crossing the wrong dude like an old retired boxer and getting brutally heem'd?

Gives me some pause when I wonder about crossing an old Julio Cesar Chavez who could heem you at 100 years old.

poor gooby

No, I am never unarmed.

"I LOVE AMERICA!"

>tfw no trainy, eaty, sleepy shogun husbando

Someone prove to me that Nate Diaz isn't a reanimated corpse

youtu.be/zW_wHYd7hP4
>you will hopefully never get heemed by some old fuck in your lifetime
feels good man

dude you'd be sleepy before you could draw

Marijuana makes your chin adamant

>it's yet another opponent ran from mcgregor card

just take the left hand shot like a man and collect your check, sheesh

>you now remember Michael Johnson saying he finishes fights unlike mcgregor or diaz

I'm guessing English isn't your first language so A for effort but adamant in that context doesn't make a lot of sense

I thought the context was that Goobz pushed himself to the limit and still couldn't finish N8?

i think he meant adamantium

and there is a correlation between smoking weed and being able to take a shot as far as i can tell

can you name any glass chinned potheads?

Joe Rogan

Joe Rogan

>get hyped conor is fighting ed
>find out he isn't
>get a little hyped at khabib fighting ed
>find out it isn't signed

i want off mr bones wild ride

Joe Rogan

>tfw you realize Brendan P. Sch*ub is literally the most talented man in history.

Overeem

>failure at everything and gets BTFO on a daily basis

joe has an iron chin

who has EVER heem'd him?

although with the cocktail of drugs he's on it might not only be weed giving him a god-tier chin

pull that up, Jamie

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>Brunson vs Whittaker on the Melbourne card

mmafighting.com/2016/9/21/13011368/derek-brunson-gets-quick-turnaround-faces-robert-whittaker-at-ufc

Both these guys are my boys but I think Brunson takes it, probably by decision

WHAT ELSE YA GOT, EV?

Does posting that make you feel better about yourself? You are just jealous of Schaub's success, he is a certified badass, a self made multi millionaire, a t-shirt mogul and one part of one of the most popular podcasts in the world. You wouldn't be able recognise greatness if it slapped you in the face. Now beat it you cheeto fingered nerd!

Henry should stop embarrassing himself desu.

Could Cruz meme on McGregor if he moved up to 145?

no too small

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woah, when did this record happen

natty?

he has no fucking life

Went on a tear after he lost to Yoel in a fight where he won the first 2 rounds before getting his jaw broken in the third.

top kek

>Le winning until he lost meme

ufc.tv/video/yoel-romero-vs-derek-brunson-ufc-fight-night

Don't take my word for it

Brunson has the reach advantage and utilizes it well.
Should give him the edge to heem Whittaker.
Plus cucking and what not.

>#irishedmond

Shrekt

Roid monkey doesn't count

Brunson deserves a title shot and desu he pushes bisping's shit in.

You now remember that SBG was getting shat on relentlessly until Conor beat Nate.

What did he mean by this?

What does /heem/ mean? Sounds like some faggot shit

RDA handily beat Cerrone the fight before he lost to Khabib.

jesus, his head's redder than dana
either a camera issue or extremely bad sunburn

he just puts some effort into his smiles.

Heem
Everybody
Even
Myself

>Sage is a 155er
I mean, like, sort of

WERRR'E OUT!

>based Cowboy gonna beat some beaner at MSG
nice

>Schaub retires with a record of 14-4
>heem thinks he is a "bad" fighter
Lol get a grip ya nerds schaub lost to other top tier fighters not some bums on Cred Forums. Brendan could manhandle anybody in this thread.

>either a camera issue or extremely bad sunburn
he's a ginger

Fuck the WW division. Half of them are my boys, how does one even cope

Sage is a 155'r the same way Conor is a 145'r, goats of weight cutting.

He could for sure handle this big dick bandit and I wouldn't be mad at it if you know what I mean you cheeto fingered nerd.

Shlob had a record of 6-5 in the ufc

Might want to check the record bud

>weigh the same as everyone in the division
>not that weight
hate cunts who say dumb shit like this

btfo

Hey guys did you know that Rumble is a welterweight? The fuck's he doing at LHW?

he's a natural SHW bruh

GOT 'EM!

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>Chamatkar Sandhu

When did I say he wasn't that weight? I said he was a 155'r the same way conor is a 145'r, same thing right? I never said they weren't the same weight as people in their division.

Try reading things properly before you say dumb shit you petrol sniffing abo.

you mad

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Can Werdoom ride the tiger and become champ once again?
I can see him beating Cain again, but i cant see him beating Stipe, style make fights.

youtube.com/watch?v=vVKTvh16aE4

>filename
too soon

did you know mcgoober is a lightweight? The fuck's he doing at FW?

who got the best movement/evasion in the UFC ever? To me its either Mcgregor or prime Anderson Silva

You're deluded

Then who is it? Everyone else is pretty much just boring, usual, shitty head movement

Dillashaw,cruz, or mighty manlet

cruz

lyoto

isn't there actual statistics for that shit

>meme manlet divisions

please

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>roided up huezilian moving his head out of the way of plodding slow wrestlers who have a year of striking experience
how is silva any more impressive that a manlet, it gets more technical the lighter weight you go.

everyone is on roids, including those manlets

>it gets more technical the lighter weight you go

Hell no, it gets way easier since everyone has a 8 years old child reach and they are way more agile due to their size

>it gets more technical the lighter weight you go
What
the
fuck

CHANCES THROWN
NOTHING'S FREE

what the fuck are you retards so surprised about, do you think heavyweights have better footwork/head movement than flyweights or bantam weights?

fuck sam alvey

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How do you know which gym to pick from? Both main ones in my city look really good.

Cyborg
Renan
Big Country
Felder
Spicey
Godo

heavyweight is also a meme division, but people at LHW and MW do have better movement than the manlets, except for Mista Mcgregah and some others
do you really think the mighty manlet could even touch Silva?

go in and see which one has less fat people

No I'm just saying that a flyweight automatically being more technical than a middleweight is the most retarded dogshit I've ever heard.

>schaub lost to other top tier fighters

>tfw I can't let anyone get close
A-at least I have my friend simulator

are you fucking kidding? middleweights are plodding motherfuckers, MMA aside you think Andre Ward moves better than Floyd Mayweather?

>do you really think the mighty manlet could even touch Silva?

size and competition is relative you mental retard

who in the middleweight division is more technical than mighty mouse? Horiguchi has better movement than any middleweight.

Oluwale Bamgbose

You misunderstand me again, probably because you live in an insane world of absolutes.
Lighter weight classes aren't more technical than heavier weight classes, they're just faster and less prone to gassing.
What you're saying is that if Mighty Mouse stopped cutting height and weight than he'd be a worse fighter. It just doesn't make sense man.

i didn't say Middleweights are worse, size limits your speed obviously but because of that the lighter weight classes are able to be more technical with their movement

t.Konstantinos Tsimikas

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Who is the second smartest person in /heem/?

So heavier weight classes have inferior technique just because they can't move as fast as a man who's 5'5 or shorter?

you

when it comes to footwork and evasion, yes

you are retarded

Who is the biggest opponent in the UFC that Mighty Mouse can realistically beat?

>he thinks heavyweights have better footwork than flyweights

>i could get heemed by 99% of you here and there's not a single fucking thing you can do about it

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Mickey Gall

artem

>Paddy Pimblett resigns with Cage Warriors

JUST

Was fighting Nate Diaz a good move by Conor McGregor?

On one hand
>made lods e mine

On the other
>cucked away his hype train and put a meme-tier blemish on his career

all the greats lose

stepped up to save the card
won the rematch

more than most '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''fighters''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' can say

Cyborg

except Cyborg would kill him

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Anyone else think thats its disgusting that the UFC makes women weigh in publicly? Its bad enough that they force them to strip to their underwear as well as forcing them to lose weight to keep their job but body shaming them in front of everyone is just disgusting.

youtube.com/watch?v=R0U1_bnU508
Post walk outs that Dana White is guaranteed to tell you to "Pick something harder."

McGregor gets hit a shit ton

Friendly reminder that everyone itt could heem me.
:(

Wonderboy's fight with Rory was masterful

CM Punk

Just becuase Cyborg beats down tae bo moms doesn't mean she's good, lad

who is this dark eyed roid demon?

t. a bigoted sexist

>wonderboy heems woodley
>jon jones recieves the succ from cormier
>nate chokes out eddie

>lanklets take back control of the ufc

t. casual

It's alexa

m.youtube.com/watch?v=YkADj0TPrJA

>mighty mouse
>125 pound
>cyborg
>walks around 170, cuts to 140

im pretty sure even Holly could beat DJ

>>wonderboy heems woodley

hahahaha the white boi delusion knows no end

disgusting dark hair and eyes

Name my band

damn, Cyborg is looking bad, i think this cut is way too much

youtube.com/watch?v=Kw-Z1yM80t8

idk bro thats a pretty epic walk in, would Dana hate that?

Nick the Tooth on Chael's podcast today.

Great episode. He exposed the fuck out of Matt Serra.

podcastone.com/chaelsonnen

White Bois

>cyborg
>barao
>big country
>trinaldo
>santos
>pepe

Dean of mean for sure
Can someone webm these?
streamable.com/h8zs
Spinning shit from Mikey Gonzalez, young cat outta AKA
youtu.be/8qSXyiwxkYI
instagram.com/p/BKlwrUzjvdn/

And while you're at it do this one as well
instagram.com/p/BKqG9HTBQ1A/

>Give me Conor I want an easy money fight!

*gets offered the fight and biggest payday of career*

>Oh? H-heh, gonna need a lot more money than that... for such an easy fight, heh!

Who the fuck is khabib? The guy who had one decent opponent in his entire career?

Edgar vs Stephens is just a gimme fight because Frankie wants on the NY card right?

His team don't seriously believe that this is a logical next step to get back in the title picture do they?

>heh I'd fight Conor for 8/8 and my reebok 2500
>fucking pussies asking for money

There's already a webm of Mickey Gonzales' kick out there

he blew it versus baldo again, he should retire because he and mark the cuck henry literally suck

It's 2 diff ones
Dude is a spinning meme machine

So what's with some people (fighters included) saying UFC is "finding who the best real fighter in the world" in defense of wrestlefucking but real fighting you wouldn't do that to score points

The High-IQ'd Law Abiders

So what's with some people (fighters included) saying UFC is "finding who the best real fighter in the world" in defense of wrestlefucking but real fighting you wouldn't do that to score points

yeah Bob, that's totally what he was getting offered

it starts with

So what's the deal with wrestlers not being allowed to throw knees to the head

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Are there any podcasts that can help with your training rather than just discussing fighters and events?

No

the mma vivisection is on today

Vivisection
Heavy Hands
Fights Gone By

I just dislike the dishonesty of people who act like MMA is the same as real fighting.

Bas is the only guy who seems to regularly talk about training and technique specifics

Cruz would beat Conor

more like what's with wrestlers not being allowed to be kneed in the head because they have a pinky on the ground

this

>I just dislike the dishonesty of people who act like MMA is the same as real fighting.

why are you mad over something so retarded?

good afternoon, cagefighting connoisseurs

Why are you autistic

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no rational adult thinks sanctioned mma is the same as street fights

Most fighters and people in MMA are not rational adults

why "THE HYBRID"? half brain, half sponge?

*tips fedora*

Half fighter half dude bro half potato can

>tfw you will never make Ariel cry

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The face of God

that's another way to put it

>yfw Ariel cried for over 2 hours straight

Smdh

>I just dislike the dishonesty of people who act like MMA is the same as real fighting
Yeah man, UFC is fake

it's mostly jiu jitsu fags who think they can win any unsanctioned fight

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Ariel played Dana like a fiddle, shat on him, exposed him and still got his job back. Ariel is a legend.

All he had to do was sacrifice his manhood and basically beg Dana to let him come back like a pathetic dude begging his ex to get back with him in a public forum.

Autism

Did you see all the Rogan fans getting super mad at him

Real fight fans are on Ariel's side. He exposed Dana and got his job back, pretty boss move. Made Dana his bitch and gained a lot of respect and empathy from the fans whilst doing it.

Cyborg
Barão
Nelson
Felser
Spicely
Pepey

Cristiane "Twelve pounds overweight" Justino
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEH
Bigfoot
Felder
Thiago Santos
Pepe

>Edmond is a bad coach hurr durr

Literally made GGG into one of the P4P best boxers in the world

jon's into traps now? jesus christ

YOU fell right into his game like Dana and pitied him

YOU are still being played

woah, bitch on the right?

I don't pity that pantywaste.

Ufc 199 streaming on heemstream

Marco Polo Reyes vs mini dong Hyun Kim on now.
That's still foty or is it gooby vs Nate?

Condit/Lawler

>Lighter weight classes aren't more technical than heavier weight classes
In general, they are.

that's my sister

Stop taking the piss Britbong

>tfw there haven't been any new MMA Prospectus episodes recently

>heemstream
>good quality
choose one

C-18
Barão
Nelson
Felder
Santos
Pepey

Piss off, Goobs/Nate was good but vastly overrated

round 5 was the best round of the year but 202 was better la

thats my brother

new thread las

I disagree. I was probably more hyped during Goobs/Nate because of the guys involved, but I still think Lawler/Condit was the better fight.

It honestly surprised me when 202 concluded and everyone immediately took to calling it FOTY. It was good, but I just didn't think it was all there. Reyes/Kim this year was great too, but I don't think that's even really in the running for FOTY