Name/describe a sport that should be in 2020 Olympics?

Just because I'm a bro.

Her desk setup isn't very ergonomic.

cringefesty mommy POV roleplay videos

a tie between United States of Abnormality and whatever country this Xev girl is from

Also OP is a fucking degenerate for watching this kind of cringy shit.

kek, just saw there is a similar thread on Cred Forums right now. For you all to know what kind of pron OP is watching:

i.4cdn.org/gif/1474540888134.webm

I hope everybody who faps to this now realize what a fucking autist he is and feel bad.

You're mothers would commit suicide if they knew, you lowlifes.

Tug of war, individual, doubles, and team of seven.

I really don't understand why indoor football isn't on the Olympics, it's such a perfect fit

wh-what about the non-mommy Xev videos

Th-those are alright aren't they?

Femdom strapon fucking

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T20 Cricket

England will dominate, with India taking silver. West Indies BTFO because they compete as separate nations in the Olympics, so bronze medal match is AUS v NZ

Problem, Gunther?

OP here. This was meant to be a serious thread.

I thought of something like javelin darts. Pretty much explains itself. You throw a javelin to a target that is like 10 or 20m away. Depending on where you hit the target you be awarded a certain amount of points.

Dominance: dunno

>Femdom strapon fucking

female only or also mixed teams?

>mom, sis, auntie

it's all legit and perfectly natural ;)

Just stay away from everything with

>"step-"

kek, I was about to post the exact same pic. Have another instead.

>he thinks its about the mom fetish
retard its about the milf fetish and these are the only vids where the girls focus solely on you and there's no dicks

I dont enjoy jacking off to another man fucking a woman. literal cuckold

Mother Fucking Squash

hot dog eating so we can have another sport to pad our medals with.

All the Asians would win that 2bh

listen I love shitposting but this is just gay as hell

fucking fag i don't want to fap now and waste time. but my favorite video is when she dresses up in different clothes and you have to shut your eyes each time she changes. hot as fuck tbqh

I love Tara Tainton

Wait, what was the question, I wasn't paying attention.

Friendly reminder that this woman is a complete nutcase. She has a son, yet she still does this sick stuff. He will be on therapy and medication for the rest of his life.

that's my fetish.

I'm dead serious. If you think a woman sexually abusing her son is hot, then you should seak professional help.

Sometimes people on this site disgust me. What do you think how your mother would react if she knew what kind of por you consume?

It's porn la calm down

men can't be sexually abused, don't you know?

Kabbadi
India

Starcraft
Korea for eternity

Chess.
Who knows.

I'm not talking about the porn part (which is sick nontheless). She has a son in real life. Once he discovers what mom has done for living he will have a mental breakdown.

You people better stop encouraging such nasty things.

>Once he discovers what mom has done for living he will have a mental breakdown.
i wish i was there to see his face, that instant when it happens must be the funniest thing on the planet.

>m-mom....

t20 would be sweet
india desu. england would get btfo

Self destruction

Sweden and Germany final, Canada comes third, but Trudeau doesn't mind because that means they won.

Not really a new discipline, more a modification. Anyone besides me thinks steeple would be much more interesting if they'd use real obstacles. So it becomes a mix of running and climbing?

I think the Trudeau logic is lacking. We only know that killing your enemies, means they win and we lose, because one side winning means that the other side loses.
But we don't know what happens if we don't kill them, they might win as well.

So, what if someone comes from literally nowhere and say
>"7-1"
and a bunch of angry brazilians come and kill the guy, steal and sell his organs and leave the corpse for horny dogs to fuck every single hole left in it.

Who won?

Car chases

Anyone from Los Angeles (so the US and Mexico)

The overtake
A race on a track that doesn't end until the leader laps all the other competitors.

Gold - Kenya
Silver - USA
Bronze - Ethiopia

Tug of war pls

Bulgaria

To be honest an elimination race would be pretty fun, last over the line every 800m gets knocked out

Why don't they just put all sports in OG?

I want to see some darts

>being this autistic

you would literally be fapping to this if she had scat covering her tits

>darts
>gb

Best POV out there she is an expert on this gnere

This has actually some potential. Either through eliminating last one crossing the line, by lapping or full last-man-standing mode.

>darts
>not MvG for Holland

But yes, I'd love to see darts at the Olympics. And Snooker

>GWAN RONNNEY!

Not the one you're responding to but this Germany shit meme is pretty stale and not even true.

There are also other very convincing performers. I personally like Riley Stewart best. You should check her out. I highly recommend.

Getting lapped would take forever, especially the last few people. It would be like deathmarch but worse.

Olympic Bleep Test

>not even true
>posts a pic from a fart porn video shoot

>posts a pic from a fart porn video shoot

Bullshit. It's from wincess RP. Besides, how would you know this? Found the shit-lover haha

>It would be like deathmarch but worse

It would be a sport for real men. Everybody would probably shit himself. Potential favourite discipline ot the projecting amerifag.

>Everybody would probably shit himself

nice freudian slip

Tara tainton videos always get deleted... shame since I wont fucking pay for porn

why don't you read the next sentence too. Maybe you'd realize that it wasn't a slip but I was intentionally thinking of my shit-loving Burgerfriend.

I wouldn't really mind paying for them since she provides a high quality service. It's just that I don't want to have any bookings from adultsites on my account.

competitive tavli

greece vs. turkey final everytime

Running backwards.

Stralya

There's usually a few on spankbang, they can survive a couple days there.

>implying Belgium won't take silver at very least

>She has a son in real life. Once he discovers what mom has done for living

He's gonna have the wank of a lifetime

Gotdamn

>implying if this was true he wouldn't know by now

Squash
Egypt

Fuck, man, it should have been in for '16
I hate the IOC and their bullshit

my sides

>farty girls
dat pixe cut red head was the only one i liked

>egypt

That would actually be exciting. I like it.

You can get 10s of gbs of them from pornolab

So, hear me out

You print a square of 1m2 on the ground, 4 meters away from a wall and 2 meters away from a line, which is 1 meter away from another line, just like in pic.

Both players play facing the wall, and the red player have to throw a power ball, you know, those little plastic ones into the square, then on the wall, then he has to get it without blue player reaching it, to score a point.

The players can't cross the lines painted on the ground but contact is allowed. Turning around is strictly forbidden, so the penis of the red player is always facing blue player's butt.

Players take turns doing this for say, like 8 attacks and 8 defenses, each for 3 or 4 minutes.

The player who score less points at the end of the 8th period or is caught cumming on the opponent's ass loses. I call it buttball.

I don't think it would be possible to get it past blue. Defense wins every time.

Sex
Barbados

Soccer is literally 90 minutes of trying to shoot a ball on a goal just so the game doesn't end on a 0-0, and billions of people watch it. And you can always hit the square from a higher point so the ball really flies.

Bear in mind blue can't trespass those lines.

Farting
Me

We could also adapt things from the paralymics like hand-bike or 400 meter race using arms only.

What do you think of reviving the ancient Olympics an let the athletes perform bare? If we make the medals full gold (500g) it should convince the top athletes to participate. Plus: more revenue through bigger media coverage.

Actually this shit killed all boners for me. I just can't take her serious anymore after this.

I think this could work without the ball, too.

>all nigers disqualified for using prostatic dicks

WEW LAD

This thread is going places. Where? I don't know. Further experimental research may be necessary.

t. Vedledev Ratpinsky

We also need something like a mix-up of pole vault and long jump. The girls using poles to try to jump as far as possible into a pool. Lasor sensors measuring the distance. The competion mode is the same we know from long jump.