Why?

Explain this shit England.

ANGLOS GET OUT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

you can learn cyrillic with just a few hours of practice, it's not difficult

I can see why us and the SE asian use different names, but I am surprised Slovenia does as well.

abacaxi

we already have ananas in bananas

it would be retarded to have two, itd be like calling bananas bineapple

>third world WORMS call it football
>elite strong muscular countries call it soccer

SQUISH SQUASH

>others
In Best Korea it's called "Eternal Fruit of glorius General Kimg Jong II, fuck the capitalists".

>sokka sokkaaa

>Big Strong Americans, Canadians, and Aussies call it soccer
>third world shitholes full of brown people and slavs call it football

Really stimulates my neurons

It's actually quite scary how few white English speaking countries there are, the world is completely fucked.

>A FUCKING LEAF

>Big Strong Americans, Canadians, and Aussies
;)

benis

>Argentina and Uruguay call it anans, while other spanish speaking countries call it pineapple

>Japan
>Drives on the right side of the road
>Uses similar pronunciation of pineapple as us

Strange links but I can dig it

>Drives on the right side of the road

They drive on the left like we do.

For some ungodly reason you guys use mph though.

0 mph - slowest a car will go
100 mph - fastest a car will ever reasonably go

simple science, sheila

perhaps he meant right, as in correct.

>They drive on the left like we do

That's what I said they drive on the right side of the road

>not having your own term
pleb as fuck

But they drive on the left

Don't be deluded into thinking the aussies are your friends. They just like shitposting

Its a piney apple, makes sense to me

You mean like Celsius which we don't use

サッカー is soccer

that's why they drive on the right side!

>tfw angloshits call peperoni "hot pepper"

What the fuck is hot pepper?

peperoni

No, I'm pretty sure they also call it "Piña"

If you have your own superior code of football, divegrass gets pushed aside as "soccer"

>tfw Germans call genocide "Tuesday"

Brazil is on others. We don't call it nothing like "ananas", it's "abacaxi" because it was the name the indians gave to it.

No one says that

Piña colada

I honestly will never understand why italians call it calcio. What's calcium called in Italy btw?

calcio.

Cazzo

it literally just says fut-bol

As Brazilian user says, Cyrillic is really easy

>Soccer in Ireland and Northern Ireland
I call bullshit

Calcio is literally kick

and Calcium is also called calcio

Well I think calcio means kick.

a black guy is jumping on your car right now because he feels oppressed

Cyrillic is really easy

It used to be called football in the early days, it became commonly called calcio between 1909 and the fascist years.

I thought it was because of Italian influence, talking out of my ass but I just learned something

etymologically it's a Guaraní word (the fruit is native from present day Paraguay, just near here)

so, it's just logical we call it with its original name

never knew it was a South American fruit

no, we say "anana" actually

>calcio

What's wrong with calcio?

why isn't handball called "tiro"?

tiro is transletaed shot, you use tiro even if you do it with your feet it wouldnt make sense.

What if someone in Italy wants to kick calcium out of their nutrition plan?

"Calcio calcio della plano nutrizione"

That sounds weird.
Just change it to "kicko" or something

Literally less than 30 minutes.

>Why?
Because we have Gaelic Football sorry, some try to call it "Peil" and soccer football but its a geographic thing.

Imagine going into Loyalist Belfast walking into a pub and asking when is the soccer is on? I give 2 minutes before a Protestant smashes a pint glass in your soccer face.

What if I said it? I'm protestant

It's weird how people from non-English countries say "football" even though that means nothing in their language. Shouldn't it be "pelota pie" in Spain and "Allah Huakbar" in Egypt?

>the Anglosphere with the exception of Brtain calls it soccer

really makes you think

They'd ask you if you remember 1690 then declare King Billy to be on the wall, before taking you apart

>Soka

They'd probably call you American and keep going with their lives.

William III was a pretty baller dude.

Delete this

But my ancestors probably fought in 1690. It would just feel wrong to call soccer football

We do, technically. Congress made the metric system and celsius official in the 1970s. But the state governments and everyone else just ignored them.

>Anana
WTF? We call that shit "piña"

It's piña, anyone who calles it anana is a faggot

Never even heard anana before, is that a sudaca thing?

"Balonpie" in Spanish, it was used at some point in the old days.

It's technically balonpie, but the world over pretty much uses football except they spell it phonetically

I think Mussolini or whatever didn't like foreign words so he pushed an Italian variant

>elite strong muscular countries
>That Flag.

Wew lad

>every english speaking nation except for England calls it soccer

really makes you think

>superior code of "football
>game time is literally 11 minutes.
>Rarely played with feet.

OK then

>I honestly will never understand why italians call it calcio.
I think it's because of based Uncle Benito

pretty sure the Japanese say 'painappuru' or something close to it

>Typical uneducated Aus Fag

Why am I not surprised?

We say "Fußball" (or "Fussball" if you're a Swiss faggot)

Which is the direct translation of football.

That happens with most sports. All the other countries that play baseball (Japan, Cuba, Venezuela, Mexico, Taiwan, SK, DR, etc.) call it beisbol/basebaru even though base and ball mean nothing in their languages.

we normally say kanker sport

>Sokker

I'm ok with this.

Its only fitting user

why would you do that?

take dope and pedal faggot > kanker sport
imo

You're my favorite poster ever, Lirubro

Blue: first world
Magenta: third world

really makes you think

Greenland says fodbold
ABSOLUTE LEGENDS

Because we call it the shape of it, it looks like a piney apple

UN ANANAS

It is actually called:
гeй

in Cyrillic

>all those pleb languages not capitalizing the first letter of their nouns

y'all should be ashamed of yourselves

Is this the earliest example of sharpshooting info on the internet to mislead "people" into believing shit?
>what is piña
>what is abacaxi

this gotta be my fav thread that is posted again and again

Fress meinen Anus

nö

I can't make out finnish.

is it fudboll :DDDD?

jalgaballo :-DDD XD