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>yfw eddie dark realms kabob
What the hell is this Eddie not signing the contract in time shit all about
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
wants the conor dollars not the khabib pesos
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i wanna see conor v khabib desu.
one meme will be ended and the other will be justified
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whose meme will reign supreme!?
need a teruto x goobs training collab real quick
goobs can mold him into the jap goobs. he already has the natural fighting talent and charisma
the heat, will be on!
Which fighter does this image describe?
schaub
>Mickey calling out Memecutt again
Praise Gall
BASED
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Conor is ducking Eddie, Eddie is ducking Khabib.
>"Lamar Jackson looks pretty good for the Heisman right about now"
>for sure, 100 percent man
lamar jackson is really exciting desu. makes football fun again like vatech or falcons vick
>hair vs. hair match
MAKE IT SO
ducking khabib hard, whether money/scared or both
3rd best fight on 205 vs khabib and making like 100k, or headlining v mcgregor in november/dec and making like half a million or so
i don't blame eddie at all. take the money fight and bank it asap
What's eddie done to deserve a money fight besides heem some deflated hue? All his wins in the ufc prior to that fight were split decision wins. He needs to nut the fuck up and fight Khabib.
Well now he's probably getting Khabib at 206 which isn't really a money event and he won't make as much
Conor wants the LW belt and he has it.
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What's gonna done to deserve lw title fight besides decision some journeyman?
you need to face the reality that the ufc isn't like it was in the past. it's about goobs-nate type fights. nate is like a .500 fighter. doesn't matter who you beat. it's circumstances
goobs/eddie is 100 milllion times more hype for the casual than eddie/nurmagurmakabob
Nothing really but you forget MMA is ran based on who makes the most money, not who's accomplished the most inside the cage
whats conor done*
>deserve
You can acknowledge that something is a smart move while still rather seeing something what more befitting of a competition, especially in a champion.
>The UFC is literally becoming WWE
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i think eddie beating conor would be impressive. nurm is a boring wrestlefucker who needs to be KOd
ufc won't be at the pure sport level for a long time. still heavily entertainment-driven with matchmaking, which is not wrong
BIG BROWN SLIMDOWN
JON JONES IS SHOOK
>ufc won't be at the pure sport level for a long time. still heavily entertainment-driven with matchmaking, which is not wrong
This is such a 2smart opinion people echo. The UFC is heavily merit based compared to boxing. Champions fight top contenders. You can point to exceptions, but they stick out for a reason. There aren't any protected champs.
That's only a trend that's been picking up steam more recently desu
I suppose it's working, UFC is rapidly gaining popularity but dammit mane
I wouldn't say people are protected, but contenders who've been working hard are sometimes ignored. Souza's been looming in the top 3 for who knows how long now
I've read some stuff showing that the UFC's big shows are as big as ever, but their basic shows (like 201, Fight Nights) are at an all time low for buyrates. Stars like Ronda and McGregor are the biggest they've ever been but the UFC's actual brand isn't moving the kinds of dollars it used to.
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If Aldo beats Conor, will Conor still carry the belt with him everywhere and make buffer introduce him as the undisputed FW champion?
And yeah Jacare should've been a #1 contender when he beat Okami. Sucks how he's been overlooked.
looks like shit
Brendan Schaub looks like THAT?
thats Brandon Schaub
They had the MW tourney at 204 with Rock/Weid and Jac/Yoel. Weid lost, Rock fought Bisping on short notice and lost, Yoel popped, and Jac lost. That division going to shit was out of the UFC's hands. Bisping-Hendo is just capitalizing on a bad situation.
Souza mauled Belfort though, who was actually #4 at the time though
why are they feeding such a qt to cyborg ;_;
That's interesting actually, you'd think they'd only gain more interest in turn. I think the power of their big stars alone are enough that they don't really need to worry too much about the basic shows yet desu.
Maybe in future it's more of a problem, maybe that's why they sold
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>dominickcruz: Dominant forces meet | Great speaking w/ @criscyborg today in #Brazil #UFCfightnight #UFCBrasilia #ColorCommentary #Research
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It's totally becoming a problem when Ronda can take endless time off and McGregor is gouging them for way more than they want to give him, look at 204, it's a fucking mess with everyone trying to leverage them and the UFC having to put out 20 fires at once.
Obviously shopped.
do you agree with this question; khabib is the biggest meme fighter out there he's still dining out on wins from 5 years ago and is literally held together with cadaver parts he's a joke get fucking rid
Gay as fuck
disgusting
back right
is that qt weigh-in autist girl?
>Schaubfags worship this guy
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When are they finally gonna cut Roy
why did he go into side control for a moment?
thicc guy
sambo is the most powerful martial art in the world
I'm not saying I wouldn't give the shot to Jac over Hendo. I'm saying that division was all set up to be a meritocracy until everything went to shit. Looks like they just want to have the tourney again anyway. Nobody seriously thinks Bisping will luck out twice after he beats Hendo.
Does sambo have striking?
Nelson literally humped Lewis for 3 damn rounds.
>"When I had him [Lewis] up against the fence I was sitting there punching him in the legs and giving him a good old slog and all that, but then me and John McCarthy were having a conversation and he was saying, 'You gotta move' and I was like 'I'm doing damage.' I was sitting there having a conversation with him and I was like, 'Dude you're such a retard."
He can piss off, he was barely doing shit and no one except him had a problem with the standups because he wanted to hump Lewis a bit more
combat sambo does
sambo has the meaning of the universe
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how would vlad the slav do in current UFC? what weight class would he fight at, maybe LHW?
He looks relatively normal in that pic. A cross between Putin and Kirk Douglas. Totally hides the fact he's one of the ugliest humans on the planet.
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pretty sure he too much of a manlet for LHW
Who did more roids, Brock Lesnar or Mark Kerr?
like cormier?
Thank you Based Tim.
I could heem everyone here and twice on sunday
Damn Schaub is really handsome, really surprised UFC didn't push him more. He has boyish good looks combined with a rugged manliness as well as a great sense of humour.
Cormier is probably a natural heavyweight. He's built like a fuckin' cannonball.
I RAV YOU MY BEECHES
This.
He's not even that fat, his torso is just twice the width of a normal person.
nah, Cormier is like 4-5 inches taller
#PantyDropperoftheWeek
thought putin was taller
VLAD VS BISPING WHEN
Max Holloway is on a 9-fight streak, yet he has yet to get a title shot at FW.
UFC is not about putting the most accomplished fights together, but the biggest draws. Khabib and Holloway and Ferguson and other guys like them should be in line, but nobody gives a shit.
gayest comment in /heem/ history
Love this mother fucker. I'm so happy hes back in the ring. He trains so damn hard
>we have been intentionally divided by race
this triggers the Cred Forums
What are the chances Cansberg can take out Cyborg?
What an idiot
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Is Mickey still your boy or are you one of those bandwagoning faggots who forgot about him 10 minutes after the fight?
can't wait for cyborg to get popped by USADA so she can fem up and fight girls at 135
her biggest chance is the weight cut taking cyborg out probably
I don't worship guys with a record of 2-0
He was my boy before the fight
I was posting matches of his and saying he was legit before UFC 203 happened
if you switched their faces in that photo, no one would notice.
Gall was never my boy
He was never my boy.
Every one of those guys is literally at the top of the line right now.
If Conor doesn't fight Aldo, Holloway should
>mfw I could HEEM any paki in this thread
I don't think about him at all.
>becoming
Who /FanZant/ here?
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Fags
You're alright
Yeah, that's why everyone's talking about them and Dana and Helwani and all the other talking heads are throwing their names around and discussing contracts.
2 / 0 record and fighting with literally WHO, he's not our boy
What a sletten
This kid's first loss will devastate him unless it's a super close spicy banger.
Fuck off El PeruANO Micky is based
stipe tapped
Go to bed allie
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Trinaldo/Felder should be awesome. Trinaldo is on a tear, and Felder has meme powers.
Don't know how you lads didn't see it.
WAKE UP SHEEPLE
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go be bandwagonning cuck somewhere else
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says the bandwagoning fag
>209 captcha
Is there any limit to the greatness which Angela Lee will achieve?
Best female fight I've seen in a while. Step up, UFC.
literally perfect
>Lellator WMMA fighter
>that horse face
>that hairline
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why da fuq him feet have feet??
>go for date with a russian qt
>she comes with black eyes
>nate diaz t-shirt
>after a war with a female diego sanchez
>w-what happened
>dont be scared homie
NOPE
>tfw no qt mexilanklet gf
>thug life
That fight sucked, you're just stupid
NIGGA DO U EVEN ENGLISH
>not enjoying a fun brawl
kill yourself
They're Live
>two woman just punching each other is so fun guys xD
I don't have to tell you to kill yourself. You will
obviously, but that has nothing to do with this discussion
kid nate bless
bless
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yo calm down
Don't tell me what to do
*shove*
*raises paw*
Umm, rude much?
Someone asked for this picture a few weeks ago. Are you here? I finally found it.
you are such a fag, jesus
*purrs confusedly*
that fight was objectively entertaining. what the fuck do you have against slugfests?
HERE WE GO
How does Landwhaleburg win?
Zane Simon is 32
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Cybrog gets cut and goes to Rizin for the superfight Wanderlei vs Wanderlei in a dress
>not knowing this
step up your bloodyelbow knowledge bro
Literally casual: the post
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what happens to rose when her dog dies?
Just got back from training
3 weeks out from my first mma bout
Looking shredded
You are so shook
mirin core
>Tfw based Mickey removed Mandrama
Cycle?
Bigfoot seems like a great dude outta the ring
it would be extremely painful
For her
Mickey was never my boy. He hasn't done anything that would bring him anywhere near boy status. He's really just gotten incredibly lucky and gifted with media presence.
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he's shook
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That random, autistic "fuck da hate" rant after the fight really put me off of him. He seems like a weird douche.
>It is really a top to bottom fun card
they really, really like MMA
Well congratulations, you won't be fighting Conor for half a mill in MSG but instead get Khabib and your standard 70k/70k.
Tell me Eddie, whats the next step of your brilliant plan?
What's next for Johny Hendricks?
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Whatever you say Corncutt
Subpar run at MW
Wouldn't mind seeing a rematch with Condit though.
has there ever been a wmma match that went on for all 5 rounds?
Megumi Fujii had more than one 5-rder in Bellator
Yes
joanna vs clawjuh 2 and it was fun to watch all the way through
Joanna vs Claudia, you goof
Anyone know of some good fights that are a good showing of kickboxing in MMA? I'm looking for any bout with lots of head kicks, lots of body kicks, lots of leg kicks, but preferably from both fighters.
Go be a dumb casual somewhere else
Cyborg v Lansberg why do we put up with this shit?
was a legitimate question, dunno what you inferred from it dickhead
Pettis vs Barboza I think
I inferred that you're a casual
There are so many posts that no one in this thread will notice that I'm shook.
SHOOK
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Why doesn't Dana want Conor to fight Eddie? What else is there? GSP?
jewanna vs. the canadian coal burner
holly homely vs. valentina shitchenko
Give him Khabib
It would have been funnier if no one actually did notice, ruined the joke desu
Bellator when?
SHOOK LIMEY
Is /heem/ the pound for pound BEST general in the gets department?
Good lad for noticing
THE FIGHT IS NOT OVER ANDERSON
THE FIGHT IS NOT OVER
5 ROUNDS
she is the perfect combination of hot and cute :3
Go wash your hands my man
Wasn't the 7000000 get claimed by /heem/ ?
Nice photoshop jamoke
"if"
The fat whiny bitch in all his physical glory
Yes, sir
>fat whiny bitch
>could literally hold you down and have his way with you if he wanted
What does that make you? A fat whiny bitch's bitch?
Yeah, man he'd schaub shutdown the fuck out of him
Redpilled as fuck.
Schaub's heroes:
Shane Carwin (Roider)
Nate Marquardt (Roider)
Why didn't Schaub roid, but he listened to that IDIOT Rogan who I hope dies today?
Imagine Schaub on roids.
I wish I knew that kind of love.
Not even American but this made me proud! God bless America!
>becoming
>'Dude you're such a retard."
BTFO
bless
TRIP FAG
>not having that zero filtered
Its alright Roy,dont be scared homie
TOUCH BUTT
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Who /KENNEDY/ here?
Cyborg has all forms of social media, yet she has never shared a single photo of herself as a teenage girl, or a photo with her and her family when she was a little girl? How is that? Almost everybody has pics of themselves when they were little, but not her. That seems strange to me, I have vetted her as best as I can to find a photo of her as a young girl/teenage girl, but they just don't exist. Actually, I can't find ANY photos of her prior to 2005 anywhere on the web. Her background prior to MMA is shrouded in mystery. But I find her to be a fascinating person, just maybe not the most honest. The fact that she a mere 5'8 and can't make 140 lbs without damn near having a nervous breakdown raises a lot of red flags. Maybe she should not have packed on so much muscle via steroids. We all know she has been caught more than once. I will be honest, I think she were born a male, I think she a post op transsexual and if that's the case, that is fine, live your life! But don't try to pass yourself off as a man to beat up women in the cage and front as if your the baddest female fighter of all time. This will sound bad, but there is just noway in hell that a woman can strike like a man, rather like you do. Women are just not born with that innate killer instinct that a man has because of our DNA and how we are wired mentally. I think Cyborg would beat almost every man from 140 to 185 in the UFC, not even kidding. I think she is doing exactly what Fallon Fox did but because of her management and the fact there is millions upon millions of dollars to be made off of her still, it has been covered up expertly. Someday the truth will come out. I might be wrong, but I really doubt it!
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RING BACK HOME, RING YO WIFE, BABY WE DUN IT, CONOR MCGREGOR MADE US RICH
What went wrong with Ronda Rousey?
Interesting, what did your AutismAidMate and Peer Tutor think of this?
gotta say lads, invicta looks pretty great tomorrow. The fight night card looks pretty great also, very heem worthy. I'm comfy.
>p-pls no make me defend, dana ;_;
Conor still wants Eddie for 205
You are posting direct evidence of the answer
jesus christ dana just have eddie fight one of them. Let the guy fight you fucking jew.
Tell me she wouldn't rape every woman in the ufc if she started training
Mental illness, Edmond, believing her own hype and the division out growing her proto women's mma skills and leaving her behind.
Power is big(heavy) hands and shoulders, if she had speed she'd wreck the entire world of wmma
them fucking lats
AHH!
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She came back to Glendale instead of staying in the 209
How do I get sickening liver kicks like Bas Rutten guys
this is a 10/10 in burger land
Dana is reminding everyone who calls the shots. Conor was supposed to either defend his belt, or vacate and fight Eddie. Conor wants to keep the FW belt and fight eddie cause "muh making history," and Dana isn't happy, so he's forcing Eddie to fight Conor's stylistic kryptonite. Conor is upset cause he doesn't plan on ever defending, and Eddie is upset cause he lost his money fight. Everyone loses but the boss. Pretty smart 2bh.
That is a latina my dude
It's pretty dumb actually everybody loses except for bald fuck's ego
steroids
>dana-white-suggests-eddie-alvarez-vs-khabib-nurmagomedov-not-conor-mcgregor-at-ufc-205
Anyone else think he's just doing this shit to test the waters and gauge fan reaction and he hasn't made a decision yet?
Yes
Agreed, noone wants to see wrestlefuck but they'll watch it if at least Conors involved
>NICE Explosion
what did he mean by this?
He was probably actually thinking that and chuckling about it
Gall is autistic
from hit girl to shit girl
It's smart in the sense he wants Conor to defend or get off the pot, and Conor will suddenly lose interest in the LW belt if Khabib wins. Dana also said Conor won't be fighting at WW again.
She just wasn't cut out for the sport, someone who wants to kill themselves after a loss because of their overly inflated ego is mentally sound.
He's bad and you should feel bad, Sven
mickey gall is based, sverker
Less than 3 weeks until we see "Platinum" Mike Perry back in the octagon.
bless dana and the saint who sent him the yt of mike fighting
If Khabib wins you get into another Cain situation, champ who rarely fights, and also is not likeable to Americans being both Russian AND Muslim and wrestlefucker to boot
Luke Cummo challenges CM Punk
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cain's biggest negative is the injuries, either from just being injury prone or the dumb training. his fights are rarely boring.
khabib is boring, injury prone AND an asshole. cain is better overall than kabob
Yeah but its not like anybody cares about Alvarez anyway. At least Khabib will help them expand on the russian market, and people will think its "cool" and "progressive" that the UFC has a Muslim competing at highest level, kind of how the media attached to Nunes being a faggot.
is angela lee/one fc legit?
looks extremely suss to me but then i am a 33rd degree grand master casual.
please shine some light on this situation /heem/
yes, they allow soccer kicks
She is being given a lot of favourable match ups but she looks pretty good so far. Her brotehr Christian Lee was on the same path before he lost his previous fight.
>asian fighters
>legit
Requesting
>Dana going for the hug with A. Silva.webm
khabib is not a "cool" muslim
Du er en lille bosserov
be careful
stronger together
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO my pure waifu has a tattoo ;_;
she seems incapable of doing striking damage though, and her opponents so far can't stay with her ground game at all
won't she just get heemed as soon as she fights a decent opponent/are there no decent women?
>tfw Shaub is so aesthetic that nerds shop his photos so they can find a reason to h8 on him
Shut up you pathetic virgin
>fat schaub lapdancing in underwear.webm
>she seems incapable of doing striking damage though
not many can at 115lbs, she is still largely unknown but seems to have dealt well with everybody they gave her so far.
Great, what a boring sport
Fuck Dana White
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>zero (0) body fat
hmm, yeah good point. interesting to see how she develops anyway, thanks buddeh
Don't pretend like you could stay soft if you were in there with Schaub rubbing up on you. You're anonymous, you don't need to pretend.
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steroids
no worries la, I like following prospects before they become stars, there are a couple of good russian shows this weekend which will be streamed on youtube and fight pass.
YOU LIKE THAT
Dana still loses because having Conor on the forst ever MSG card would be fucking huge for the ufc
how do you beat cyborg?
I admit, I would go play touchbutt in the park with Brendan
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this stuff sage sells really works
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Khabib already says he is fighting Eddie at UFC 206, not 205.
How is cyborg getting past USADA
She is natty
So Tyrone vs Wonderboy to headline 205 ? Or Gooby vs Aldo ?
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Is Megan Olivi natty?
I have a very hard time believing that
Not anymore they don't.
THOUGHT I WAS YOUR FRIEND BOY
Wgaf
She done so much gear and injected so many hormones that she's basically a dude now.
shame
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it's been nice knowing you /HEEM/, we had some good times.
What did he mean by this?
Game of Thrones reference.
more steroids
how much do you bench
She wants to give Rumble the ol' natty suckaroo, know what I mean?
>still won't post pic
You literally don't even lift, you obese manlet
426 pounds, you?
What two fighters should breed to produce the most physically gifted athlete?
Whats your opinion on K-Flo?
>#esaymoney
He asked how much you bench, not how much you weigh.
Why do low income trashcan losers that cant afford FS1 or fight pass let alone PPV or tickets to an event think that their opinion matters?
You must be new here
People who think they're entitled to get shit for free tend to be narcissistic dickheads. Not too complicated, really.
Is there an official list of things I need to be a true fight fan?
Poor people are almost always stupid
i really really really want to see Aldo v Goobs 2
Cuckbib has no right for a championship fight
He raped RDA
sad for him about his brother, otherwise i don't feel strongly about him one way or the other
ten years ago
>having to shoehorn the word "cuck" into every post
Just call him Kebab like everyone else does. I mean, it's right there.
khabib sucks
Family of plagiarists. Kenny rips off that boxing analyst, his brother rips off Prince.
me too lad
mcgoobs should fight that paki Khabib during Ramadan
>Brother rips off Prince
You mean his work or dying?
>his brother rips off Prince
Sea level Cain + Ronda
I think you know what I meant by that.
Why isnt there a female fighter with rondas ground and clinch game and holly's standup.
Jones and Cyborg. Maybe have Big Country drop one in her when they're done. Gotta get those chin genetics.
WMMA is like 10-15 years behind regular MMA. Ronda was basically the female Matt Hughes.
585lbs on an incline for reps
look into my eyes, little man
wew lad
Yeah most WMMA is one trick ponies. Either good standup or good ground game. guess claudia is one of the more balanced ones with good in both.
Ronda + Lawler
Joanna + Stipe
Claudia + Aldo
Pena + Cain
Continue this until we have created the penultimate MMAsterace.
HIROSHIMA NO
NO
Cred Forums HAS BEEN AT ITS BEST IN YEARS
HIRO NO
MOOT STOPPED CARING, THAT TREACHEROUS KEK KIKE
PLS NO
fake and gay
jesus christ
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Gookmoot plz no go
we still haven't cleared out the Cred Forums overflow or the people who post porn on blue boards
No, it is WWE
>Being this obsessed with Cred Forums
Fuck, it must be terrible to be a permavirgin faggot with a tinfoil hat constantly on.
A-are we going to be free?
((()))
MUH Cred Forums BOOGEYMAN
WE ARE user WE'RE GENDER NEUTRAL
Goober should buy Cred Forums
Its the perfect place for his flagbanters about invading favelas and his edgyness
Kek look at the post reply numbers
ez b8 ez money its bullshit and I don't know how people didn't see it
I want moot back.
To be fair, it is election season in the states. It will all die down once that circus is over.
guys..
I did not enjoy that prank.
get in my guard
with pleasure ;)
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>peru criticising other race's women
kek
wtf
Faggot.
This must be a shoop...
Kailin A CUTE!!! CUTE!!!
>go to boxing thread
>long intelligent posts with people discussing match-ups and how fighters would fair against each others styles
>come to /heem/
>frogposting and people posting anime memes
whats wrong with you people?
Reddits that way bud
none of us actually watch MMA we are just using this thread as a cover for shitposting
>Afraid of quoting me and calling me out directly
Fucking shook.
Pussy.
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Nothing to discuss currently. Wait until Alvarez gets the fight with Khabib, then you'll have some amateur analysis to jerk off to, kid.
/heem/ is just like very general on Cred Forums
/box/ is like vintage /heem/ in that it has a very small but very knowledgeable userbase
as /heem/ got larger, casuals came and spouted garbage and meems, which drowned out the people who aren't retards and eventually made them leave
these are both the same person
also people forming an identity (ie. spain, adan, spergOP) is an issue on Cred Forums because they bring all the ego and drama that you would see on a site with usernames into the discussion but there's very little moderation so there's nothing anyone can do to get them to shut up
*every general on Cred Forums
Shhh.
>Cuckbib
dummy
Hendo murdered that man
I could be equally annoying as Spain but I don't have a rare flag, so i stick to quality posts and memes
i can use developer tools too friend
I was here when /heem/ literally had one thread last a few days and sometimes got kicked off the catalog
If you don't like it here then just leave and quit bitching desu. You can still get decent discussion here, there's just a lot more memeposting in between.
It is what it is, back then we had people making furry posts ffs with all the *raises paw* shite
But you are spergOP
This isn't what happened you dumbshit, Eddie wanted more cash and Joe Silva said "fuck you here's kebab instead". It's all over the internet by now.
Sheeeeeiiiit, it is what it is. Black Beast in this hoe.
>back then we had people making furry posts ffs with all the *raises paw* shite
Jesus Christ, I was lurking when they started dying off.
That's why it's funny. He is just memeing
didn't necessarily claim there was no discussion, just that there's much more shitposting and fewer people here who actually know what they're talking about
hendo's ability to produce highlight reel KOs is among the best MMA has ever seen
sounds like you need to get on /HeemSpeak/ thats where the PREMIER MINDS OF MMA hangout
>be the change you want to see in the world - Jon Jones
Zane Simon is on /heemspeak/?
Yeah I don't disagree but I don't mind it too much here honestly. I unironically like informative OP's as well but it makes Adan sperg out too much and there's no point with that one, he never stops
jim jones said that too
no but Jake and Gojira have as good chemistry as Zane and Conor if not better
That's Connor not Conor, bud.
Reply to this post with your best /heem'd/ webm or gif
where is he going?
love that cheeky shot to the body that sets up the head shot
webm related is at least 2, maybe 2.5 heems
Is old man Hendo the Undertaker of UFC?
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Friens simulators are triggered as fuck
put him in a body bag with that elbow on the ground
shame she can't fight
you know remember the dana white get
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vitor is so accurate with his g'n'p follow up shots, that shit is unreal
these are all me. where the fuck is everybody
It's not.
She's deliciously flat, mmmm.
>haha guys look how gay we are lol xD
>"You're a big guy, you've got a lot of muscles, but can you tense your face?"
her chest tat is almost as bad as pic related
How much water do you consume per day?
I drink a gallon.
2-3 liters
>Undefeated professional fighter
>Everyone ducks him
>Cuck
This word has lost all meaning
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she needed to put something on her chest since her tits are mediocre.
>Has one (1) relevant victory in his entire 23 long professional fighting streak
>Thinks he deserves a title shot
He's literally a Fedor tier glorified can crusher.
Faggot.
>>Everyone ducks him
Stop this meme, Gilbert and Nate were in the middle of negotiating contracts with the UFC and declined the fight because of it, and Khabib ducked Barboza anyway.
Tartlet.
Tartlet.
Tartlet.
Smellwani is pathetic
only possible UFC fight that makes sense for Punk
they'll probably put it on the main card of some tiny fight night
>everyone ducks you and wants none
>you ask for the champion and get told that you dont deserve it
#beingadagestani
>Everyone ducks you
More like
>You fight once every two years because of injuries, beat one relevant guy in your entire career and keep talking mad shit despite you being unproven
He's as deserving as Mickey Gall. I'll concede when I see Gall in the ring with Woodley.
lads
>punk
>fight night
they were advertising him more than a hometown hw champ making his first defence
Wow khan in is offering to take a fight he knows there is literally no chance of happening? Such a brave guy. I'll tweet Dana and throw my name in too.
that's when he was a WWE star making his debut
dana wanted the mandrama bux
he got the shit beat out of him, that drawing power isn't as strong any more
>khan in
>implying the fact that he offered to take it isn't noteworthy at all
that is complete bullshit and you know it, people will tune in again
It literally isn't
the hardcore wwe autists will, but not nearly as many casuals will care
he isn't conor mcgregor m8, people only cared about the novelty and mystery of him fighting
that's gone now
he's like 0-4 against his own body and you couldn't even name 90% of the guys on his record
Name one of Tony Ferguson or Stipe Miocic's pre UFC opponents without googling it
remind me how often they circle jerk over being """undefeated""" against literal who's
if khabib fought more than once every blue moon there'd be a threat of him losing his perfect record just like they did
Joe Schilling.
Khabib
>in ufc since jan 2012
>7 fights
Stipe
>in ufc since oct 2011
>12 fights
Ferguson
>in ufc since june 2011
>12 fights
Khabib dickriders BTFO.
>has one win in 5 years over Takeya Mizugaki
Why the fuck does Cruz deserve a title shot? I'm going to laugh when that overhyped dancer gets heemed by Dillashaw.
Because he already was the champion before the weight class was even in the UFC and had cleared out the division prior to his injury?
The condition is that if he looked as sharp as he did in the past he'd get a title shot instantly.
Ronda is getting a title shot as soon as she comes back to the company.
Quit comparing Cruz to Khabib, Cruz utterly dominated everyone in his division, put a beatdown on the 1# ranked P4P on the planet, fucked up Dillashaw, shat on Faber, cleared the division before being forced to take time off.
This comparison is the dumbest shit you Khabib dickriders could come up with. Cruz is proven. Khabib is not.
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fucking kek
Cruz dominated the entire division and was the champ, khabib is not a champion yet
Vegan Schaub
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Serious question lads:
why is McGregor such a super star?
Because people love assholes for some reason.
It was fun heem bros , the gook is going to sell us
We'll just just go to 8ch retard
>adan, spergOP
buddy you wish you were as cool as me every single day of your life and when you saw how cool my OPs were you said to yourself "one day, I'll make the OP"
I'll miss you, Peru
because when the UFC had it's stranglehold the tightest around the fighters' throats he shit talked them and said into a microphone that he and Dana were eye to eye in the UFC and that one day he wanted to partner with the Fertitta boys
Thanks.
Guess it's back to Sherdog then.
THOUGHT
YOU
HAD
A
THREAD
BOI
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THOUGHT
YOU
HAD
A
DEAD
BOY?
AARRRRRRGGGHHHHH
Has anyone ever been to an MMA afterparty? I'm going to an RFA event next month and apparently there is an afterparty.
Daily reminder to train in the gi 3 times per week MINIMUM
In your opinion, what's the most inspiring UFC fighter story?
I'd go either Cruz, DC or Matt Browne
No but it sounds rad. Where's the event?
The Mystic Lake Indian Casino near the Twin Cities.
IT IS ALL OVER
When I was in Vegas for 194 we made friends with a couple from st Paul. Really cool people.
THATS IT HES GONNA STOP IT
ITS IS ALLLLLLLLLL OVER
KHABIB THE EAGLE NURMAGEMEDOV IS THE NEW LIGHTWEIGHT CHAMPION
OOOHHH MY GOD MIKE
>tfw you ejaculate into a female for the first time in 11 months
feels good lads
RONDA. ROUSEY. IS. BACK
>she's just the greatest ever, Mike
proud of you bro
thanks la
I still got it
now gonna go to cali and get some fresh cali pussy hungry for that italian sausage
feels good
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dey don't tink like he tink
three tings: mewvement, munny, and dat leff tand
>train in the gi
>posts the biggest enemy of the gi and his most loyal shill
>she's just the greatest ever, Mike
fuck I've totally forgotten that shit.I dont think I can endure it again
>There are people that believe the No Gi meme
Gi Jits is best for self defense and learning proper technique
?
all I want at this point is Conor v Alvarez
come on Dana, make it happen you fuck
Lina Lansberg a cute
Good WebM
I live in extreme humidity and NoGi becomes frustrating because of extreme sweat, as far as self defense you'll grab your opponents clothes, NoGi is a fun meme though.
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It's not a meme bro
It's a lifestyle
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JUST
LIKE
THAT
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save this
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who hyped for Aldana?
reminder this happened
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i think so too
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meant for
remember to stay hydrated
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who platinum here?
he raises the stakes and puts immense pressure on himself to deliver, and for the most part has
it's rare that a guy is willing to put himself out like that because you look 10x as bad if/when your arrogance culminates in defeat
who's robbie fighting?
Exactly. I see that same trait in a young up and coming fighter by the name of Mike Perry.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I always liked Conor commentating Aldo/Mendes II because you can see just how much he loves the game
/ultra comfy video incoming/
Knockouts
Ireland
Good Talker
Looks
Champion
His walkout song
deez tings
>Conor KO'd them both
Based
>khabib
>finishing a fight
>against anyone worth a shit
DAT HORT HIM
good poll
NEW
NEW
NEW
the second cut with him laughing in the jet never fails to make me smile
pleb
Holy shit she is huge.
Is he wandering around the street saying cringey shit in an Elmo shirt?
What the fuck is going on, why does he put those long pauses, Jesus fucking christ