You're now forced to root for your local team. How fucked are you?

You're now forced to root for your local team. How fucked are you?

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No fame but at least it's an emotion roller-coaster.

but Italianon, i already do

>San Jose Earthquake
JUST

>San Jose Sharks

Fuck my shit up

pic fully related

>Ajax
Nothing changes and I'm still fucked

help me

No way in hell

And AFC Amsterdam?

>zemun in charge of getting relegated from the second division
wew

I already do.

I'll be fine for another three weeks or so.

no way I'm watching mls and even if i did fuck dallas fc. also
>mavericks
>watching apehoop
>cowboys
>watching nigger collision

Already do.

Fucked because the town is a shit hole, love the club though

At least a nice anthem
youtube.com/watch?v=YDn_Iaq9FfQ

I played for their rivals in the youth league so pls no

>TFC
>Laffs
>Bills
Pretty fucked I already cheer for the Jays so thats good

Easter?

Why would a Raven's fan be in Pittsburgh?

Going to be a long September and hopefully a long october

Fine. I'm fans of my local teams already

>OP asks for local
>people post nearest big city

4th or 5th league or something in German football kek

>in Kentucky

So, Cincinnati or Indianapolis?

>endless hell put of being a Rochester Rhinos fan

Literally League Two tier but actually a pretty interesting club. They're fighting for promotion/relegation pretty much every season.

You are now a Who Dey

What about the based Stars?

also

I support every Vienna team already so I'm good

I could live with it. Although not having a basketball team would be irritating.

Fuck

HELL NO

>rooting for anything other than your local team
Fuck you, you kinds of people are the absolute worst.

>one of the best footy teams in brazil, never relegated
>best volleyball team in the world
I'm okay with this. Specially when I'm already doing it.

I already do

>Lions fan

I'm became numb long ago so it's fine

I bet there are like a hundred football clubs in Frankfurt and at least one is closer to your home than the Eintracht stadium or club offices..

same goes for you

But I already support dodgers, galaxy and Lakers. Not a football fan, so I guess now being a Rams fan is ok.

They JUST started to exist.

I root for my family team, thats reasonable

Rooting for a random team for no good reason is dumb however

>psg
Fucked till death with a giant oil-smelling plastic dildo.
>paris fc
Meh.

My local team is actually a vast improvement on the team I actually support, which I inherited from my dad

This

Jokes on you I live in Vegas

And I already cheer for my birth town hometown team except rams

>we

was relevant for one season 'recently'

>Rams
>Angels
>ducks

>forced

nigga I CHOOSE that

The closest team is a boys junior league team. Theyre like 6-14 years old.

I would come off as a rapist if I went to see all their games

I'm blacked. Literally half of my local team are foreigners. Only two players are from my city.

I already support my local team. FWAWs.

I already do.

We're like 3rd on the accumulated table, so I'm not doing too bad imo

>not supporting your local team no mater what
sad

Calling BS. Nobody support Austria AND Rapid.

>Imagine watching 7th division football...

oh shit no
I moved to this barrio 4 years ago and never met a single tank fan

>Stors

Already do

>your team will never have a logo this good and disgusting at the same time

the closest professional team to me is Panathinaikos (the club I support) so its great

other than that, some shit club I used to play in middle school, which literally has no fans

>Wigan Athletic

Will Griggs on fire XDDD

>5th tier of Norwegian football (I think)

pretty fucked I guess, at leas the "stadium" is only 400 meters away and you don't need to pay to show up

Duval 'til I die.

Great b8 thread, let the bandwagoners show themselves up

>queens, ny

is it
>knicks, giants, rangers, yankees
or
>nets, jets, islanders, and mets?

i personally go for knicks, jets, rangers and i don't care about baseball.

and I was just googling about the team and some lad I went to school with has played every game for them so far this season, scoring 15 goals.

what's weird is that their website has statistics over players but it doesn't show a league table or the fixtures

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>fags
>bust bustles

>you don't root for you local team
What are you? A fucking normie?

>Stevenage
Can I at least bandwagon da hornets instead

Fampai you're me except I love baseball

kek I never understood how actual new yorkers make these decisions

>who is better this year now that I care with the sport?

>2nd spanish division (liga 123)
Pretty fucked senpai

I already root for my local team

please shoot me

This season's gonna be sick

For me Grandfather was Yankees fan, Rangers, and Jets fan. He choose the Yankees because his older brother rooted for the Dodgers, Rangers cause they were the only hockey team at the time, and Jets because of JFK

Based tanque

>I now care about refdive

Just end me now.

>He doesn't root for his local team normally
Fuck you go Browns

Whats that red stuff?

Blood?

Not much, desu. They have a pretty similar record to the one the team I bandwagon has. The football would just be objectively uglier.

Im a 5 min walk from the King Power Stadium for uni so not bad

jajaja cuico culiao

Live in South Tottenham.
Life is suffering.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_S.League
Which one?

>9 (nine) teams
Just fuck my league up fäm

Family team takes priority over local imo
Family>Local>if you follow something that isn't family or local you should fucking kill yourself

Its usually either:
>who is better this year
>who grandfather/father follows

Personally my grandfather was (he is dead) a rabid red sox fan and so are my living relatives, so out of respect I chose to follow the Red Sox. If I had to chose a NY team I would go with the Mets because I disliked the Yankees before I even loved baseball, they are a fucking brand not a baseball team.

>what local team

What the fuck yurop

>NE patriots

JUST

Probably better off than with the B ears but I refuse to root for the fucking Saints

I already do and it's not that bad.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liechtenstein_Football_Cup
You guys should have a team win the Europa League then win the Champions League the next season.

t. José Marimán

In soccer? The Red Bulls I guess. Though the Doopin Philly Union could also be a choice. In every other sport it's all about the NY teams, even if some of them play in NJ

>2 million people
>one shitty minor league baseball team
JUST

My state doesn't have any teams in any of the professional leagues (Baseball, Soccer, Bastketball) and i'd rather kill myself i have to bandwagon the buffalos so yeah. I guess i'm pretty fucked.

Local as in city, or as in neighbourhood?

If city, I still get Peñarol (125 years of glory bitches).

If neigbourhood I get retarded rivals Club Nacional de Football.

I was born in Milan and i now live in Boston.

I just may be the luckiest fuck in this whole thread.

>Nats
Already a fan
>Caps
Already a fan
>Wizards
Don't really follow the NBA but whatever
>Redskins
NO. FUCK THIS. I REFUSE TO SUPPORT THIS SHIT BAG FRANCHISE. REEEEEEEEEEEE

>Penarol is good but Nacional isn't

wew little Argentina.

soccer is so fucking bad that people from like france or whatever have to delude themselves into being like oh hell yes i freakin LOVE pueblo juerez margintino jajajaja huehuehue

>oh hell yes i freakin LOVE pueblo juerez margintino jajajaja huehuehue

Local as in the team of the town you were born or where you currently live?

>Mets
>Nets
>Islanders
>Giants

I have my choice in each sport. This is the non-garbage option.

>How fucked are you?

how fucked up is having ro root for a cricket team?

This opinion was brought to you thanks to Budweiserâ„¢

Bruh..;D

kek

Little Argentina?

No thanks, we don't:¨
> lose three cup finals consecutively
> lose to Chile
> stay more tan 10 years without winning something.

I literally already died and came back and they haven't won the cup yet.

...

If you don't support your local club for not family reasons you are scum

>cavs
>indians
im ok with this
>browns
just kill me now

>xecucks
>fight and win
>implying boreball

>Melbourne victory instead of Juventus

An hero desu

You did lose to us in 2015 Copa America, lad.

Live in LA.

Already a Clippers fan and the Rams are somewhat decent. I'll be fine.

>being this cuico culiao

but you did lose to us Argie jr

>Portland Jail Blazers
>Seattle Shithawks
>Portland Timbers
>Seattle Mariners
>Vancouver Canucks

JUST

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

>>>/nido/

>They have won six premierships and two World Club Challenges. The Broncos have achieved four minor premierships during their 27 years in competition, making them the League's most successful club over the past two decades. The Broncos have never been lower than 12th place on the NRL ladder, making them the only team to have not been bottom placed in their history.

>They are the most successful club since the National Rugby League began in 1998, winning a record three premierships in this era. They are also one of the most successful clubs in the history of rugby league, having won 63% of their games since their induction in 1988

You know I'd never actually looked up the stats but now I understand why the Broncos are both hated by a lot of people and also have a lot of bandwagoning Kiwi immigrant supporters

wtf?

>Yankees
>Knicks
>Rangers
>Jets/Giants
>NYCFC
>Army football and basketball

I prefer my combo of
>Mets
>Knicks
>Islanders
>nothing
>nothing
>Buffalo football/basketball

My combo is
>Knicks
>Isles
>Jets
>Mets
>NYCFC
>Syracuse football/basketball

I'm good

I'm a town over from Foxborough

I HATE the uniforms, but other than that it's fine

>captcha is chose a cartel

>Patriots
Im good
>Celtics
Im confident
>Bruins
Could be worse
>Red Sox
Im happy
>N.E. Revolution
We're on the rise

>rooting for any team besides your hometown team

>Rams
>decent

It's just a hypothetical you retard

Hypothetically ur gay

you are, factually.

Lel nice comeback you fuckin homo

>live in greater LA area but closer to analslime

If we count these as my local teams then I'm fine

wut?

I already do

>Lakers

I've seen better years but I remember 2009 well

>Dodgers

Fun to watch

>LA Galaxy

Everyone is triggered by our superiority and stardom

live an hour outside of boston

im okay with this

>10th in serie B
JUST

At least you get to say MUH BAGGIO and MUH PIRLO

3rd at a club world cup for an amatuer side and completely dominate domestically - still fucked though because it's New Zealand

no bloody way cunt fuck off

Guardiola also kek

I would literally stop watching football if I were forced to watch or root for the Bills. It's not just that they are bad; a lot of teams are bad. The Bills are depressingly bad.

I bet I know who you are senpai.

AZ United only has like 5 fans and I know them all.

kys weeb fuck

585 represent!
if i was forced to, it would mayyybe be the bills. but in my old hick town which is near ithica, I used to see only jets games (had no cable). they never shown bills games and as a kid it was love at first sight. sticking with them to the very end

>MFW living in America
>MFW Murica's Team is always "local"

nobody outside of dallass actually supports the cowpies, faggot.

Broncos

I'm not fucked from a sport standpoint necessarily need but I'd still kms

woops yeah totally forgot that since I don't care about soccer that much

Going with Rapid in that case
Fuck the violets

You guys had it easy

I already do root for my hometown teams. It's pretty good.

THE Dallas Cowboys. I'll be fine.

wew

>the seattle Seahawks are technically my current local team

maybe I would be but at least my liver won't

My local team is in the second to last tier of french football (in my area it means the 13th tier).

Only reason they're not in the last tier is because the 2nd team is there already.

So yeah, I'm fucked to oblivion.

>6th tier amateur midtable side with mostly underaged players

oh joy

this

l0l

>mostly underaged players

isnt this every dutch team?

I already root for the Browns

Though technically I'm in NC now for my job so... Panthers? Much better off.

>implying I don't

the four stars representing the tetracampeonato of Amazonas state championship and the elimination from the fourth division of brazilian football tell me I would just stop watching

Why not senpai

Already support my local team.

COME ON YOU SHRIMPS

umm... l've been kinda doing that for a while

it's comfy liking your local team 2bh

>Arsenal

I already support them.

Fuck you haters.

Came here to literally post this. Spooky.

>tfw I live 20 minutes away from the Emirates but I've never visited it in my life

Raptors are taking the division this year

I already do, just fuck my shit up faм

>tfw I'm from the city with the most Club World Cup appearances ever

How does it feel for the rest of you knowing you're peasants?

>Club World Cup
wat

Daily reminder Western Sydney Wogs choked hard in the only appearance they ever made

wrong screencap

not even sure what sport you're talking about, is this super rugby or some shit?

oh, cucker

FIFA Club World Cup m8. You'd barely know about considering you've only ever won the Asian Champions League once

it's in the israeli 3rd tier league.. pretty fcked

> redskins
Feels bad man

see

m8 how am I a cuck? You are unable to win your own continental Champions League

Your best team historically continentally is the Western Sydney Wogs—that's an embarrassment to Australia

>your fetish is replaced with my fetish

how fucked are you?

>cuck azul lost to an amateur team
My sides

>midtable Conference

FUCK

you mean how cucked am i

I'm saying the sport is for cucks, I don't give a shit about it and never will. You can banter me all you like, I just don't care.

>He doesn't already

What's the point in even being a sports """fan""" if you just bandwagon?

I'm addicted to omegle porn

I've been watching porn from /r/sluttystrangers, Motherl**s, xvideos, pornhub and even lately I've been playing on omegle with manycam on and a 'points' type system on the screen

I literally had sex with my gf at like 6PM and the minute she went to sleep around 10:30 I was on omegle again

I can't help it

FONT

You're from Hawthorn too?

I was hoping to catch the train home with the sad fucks after missing a four-peat

757 ride it

Just kidding fuck this shithole.

The 1/10 people who were actually born here root for the shitskins. I think they should all defect to the Panthers.

>Live in L13
>2 prem clubs to choose from

I am ok with this

what?

>Liverpoo
>Neverton

literally fc barcelona.

get rekt amerifats europoors and the other subhumans

I already do and they all suck at the moment

I went to the bulldogs game, I must admit their banter was top notch on the tram ride home. In the last quarter when all the plastics were streaming out as it became certain we were going to loose, their section started "four-thorn". I cracked a bitter smile.

their section started chanting*

le meme teams

I live right in the center of middle / East Tennessee.

Titans - fucked.
Predators - ayyy lmao.
Vols - pretty fucked WITH the worst uniforms ever. Wish they would use those like smoke grey ones they did a couple of years ago.

i'm fucked

>Partick Thistle Football club instead of Celtic

I get the greatest mascot in football history desu

i'd rather drown in a pool of shit

>murcia
Calm down jamal

who should i root for? my fathers city, the city i grew up in or the city in live in now?

>Devils
already my team
>Giants
Eh, wouldn't be too bad

>New York City
Cosmos is the least bad option, but the stadium is a pain in the ass to get to and their league is likely to fold within a few years. Fuck red bull, fuck nycfc. Mets fan for life though.

tfw no playoffs for over 3 seasons

>minor league salary living in SF
I would want to kill myself

I already support them
At least they will probably be liquidated in the next decade then I can go full bandwagon

the manager of my local team works at the same company as me, as do most of the players.

kinda neat I guess.

dodgers have been trash for 30 years

lelkers have been trash for 5 years

kangs sold ALL of their prospects and will be trash for the next decade

rasm are a trash franchise and will go 4-12 this year

t. bakersfield fag cursed with being an LA sports team fan

>rooting for Jacksonville
Meh I already do that because they're my local team.

Fuck sake.

Nothing changes

Real Zaragoza forever, Zapater is the GOAT

>our shitty ass boreball team that I couldn't give a fuck about will never leave

>our quasi-shitty football team that I actually support will most likely leave

don't take anything for granted lads

The city you grew up in

Both are cuckold irrelevant teams.

>not picking a relevant team

They don't even have fans anymore, kinda sad desu.

It's their shit owners fault, satan.
>Tony Gwynn wasted his career is SD

>arselel
eternal suffering.

CONFIANÇA
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F
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Ç
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Easter?

>Mexican doesn't know anything about loyalty

Doesn't surprise me desu

If anything, I'm mad about the team never doing dogshit for him. Loyalty should be rewarded.

>116 years without a single title

This is beyond fucked up

I already root for one of them, and both are shit, still the classics are good for banter. I made 1055km to see them once and they loose

If I would go for a bundesliga team nothing changes

autism

the only local team is a high school team so I'm doomed

>one of the best footy teams in brazil

I live all the way in Alaska, theconly sports here are a minor league hockey team and literally who-tier semi-pros.

>theconly
*the only

I already do

Could be worse

Who do you actually support?

Liverpool...

WILL WE EVER GET A NEW STADIUM

>Not supporting your local team.

...

Southampton/Eastleigh who I already support

I don't even have a local team...

Why would I not support these wizards?

If my you went to school with my kid I'd tell him its ok to bully you

Black people detected

Yes lad

Not black but I seriously feel sorry for anyone not living in London, I can't imagine how boring and your life is

well I didn't get shot when I popped out for a bacon sarnie this morning so yeah pretty dull

>shot
Think you mean stabbed

i think its either/or in london these days

You are a disgrace

How insular and ignorant of you.

I will never understand people like you mate.

...

Define local. Village, nearest town, nearest professional team?

What the fuck is the point?
Why bandwagon when you've literally got a pl team on your doorstep?

...

I already root for my local team (3-minutes drive to Botafogo's headquarters)

seriously they should just splash the money to get a Paulistão no matter what, even if they go broke afterwards
most pointless team in the country

>forced

gloryhunters are scum and suck jew cock

>closest team that is in the highest tier is an Indonesian soccer team

ebin

my dutch team desu

Giants
Jets
Yankees
Mets
Knicks

Not too bad actually

pretty fucked, these motherfuckers are last of ligue 2

Ayy my boys
God bless for being born here

Having a kid...

Fuck off you old cunt

Tbf I go watch Oxford play quite a lot.
I'm not from Southampton it's just where I live now

>all these massfags

Who actually /Boston/ here?

Very fucked. I would have to support a club with on Benfica on the name, and with an exact copy of the Lisbon Benfica's crest.

That's why i can't fucking stand football in this country. People don't even bothered creating original clubs.

kek. arent there like 10+ different Benficas all over the world?

dad used to take me to watch them play when I was a kid, but then the team was taken to a neighbour city and changed their name, and I rather pound nails through my dick than support anything from that city

do we even have local teams?

Already do.

FeelsGoodman.jpg

Already do, and they choke away important games

FC Bayern München x-DDD

People occasionally do this thing called moving.

How's the Liga Nacional doing btw? I stopped caring for it since my team is now at the second division. Is Motagua still on Mr. Bones' wild ride?

>someone in his family quit on the Rangers of Flyers like a bandwagoner cunt

You see America is big. And most of it is empty. I know that's a tough concept to grasp for someone that can drive across their entire country in an afternoon but that's why most people are posting the nearest big city. For example, the closest professional sports team to me is in a major city 30 minutes away.

Leicester City FC.

>Mom supported the Rags
>Dad supported the Bruins, then the Devils when Colorado moved
>Ever supporting the Rags
>Ever supporting the Flyels

>Abandoning your team when you move

Maybe some day your parents will decide to get a job in a different area, and when they drag you along, you'll understand.

>being a plastic club with no history

>tfw not even in one of the lower national divisions

>No history
>More cups since World War II

Fuck you. I'm already doing that. Terrone

GOAT logo coming through, they won against Ajax when Ajax was actually good. Too bad that was 30 years before my time

Isn't terrone a slur for Southern italians?

I play for my local team and I fucking hate it. Only in it for the scholarship.

Aguinaga fixed you tbqh familia

You never really appreciate how small European countries are until you tell them about how frequent and unexciting long drives are in the US only to see them get stunned by the idea that driving from one end of California to the other is longer than a drive from Copenhagen to Rome.

>Alaska as a state itself is larger than Germany, France, Italy, and Portugal combined

must get really lonely for people who live in remote towns in AK

Alex Aguinaga?

he was GOAT in Mexico

Yes, he is a coach right now.

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